Life Story: Me VS Water

Yay a nice little life story for you guys :D
Hope you guys enjoy my crippling fear of water xD
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Love you all

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

Dingo has been fighting 2/3 of herself this entire time... The moment when Dingo realizes that she *IS* water.

[@juno2884]

3/4

[@dailytoffu]

Actually its 100/74 percent water, but for slides its HIGHTES I CANT SPELL IT RIGHT *REEEEEEEEÈ*

[@helpmesatan4941]

The pain

[@jennajujube4767]

Trygve Plaustrum top 10 anime betrayals lmao

[@xrobloxbunniesx1853]

I read Dingo as Duolingo.

[@sarahshirts5772]

I just imagine her... screaming multiple times into a microphone until she finds the best one that fits.

[@voxthesinner3361]

Yep

[@panthertats6092]

I am, now, and I can't stop laughing.

[@lovley_lez]

She probably did.

[@pocketsizedviking4555]

Reeeeee rEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAA aaAAAaAaaaaAA aAAaHhhHhH _oh that one was really good_

[@lokisnightmare5887]

AAAAAAAAA nonono, aaaAAAAA wow I DID NOT sound like I was dying aaaAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA Oh, oh, that was really good

[@ethansargent]

Dingo: "I'm like one of those chill hotspring monkeys" Me: *stares at Sips.* ". . . . So is that what kind you are?"

[@kayagorzan]

Indeed

[@angelmartine8645]

I learned swim at 7 fully

[@Claycollar19]

I learn when i was 9 😅 I REALLY DONT LIKE WATER WHEN I WAS A KID 😅

[@krissatron]

I’m 9 and I can only swim underwater and float on my back

[@angelmartine8645]

Iris Gunther I was a water bender

[@confusioned2249]

Water: **is literally just 2 hydrogen and a oxygen atom stuck together** Dingo: **intense screaming**

[@PCPrincipalsHusband]

Hydrogen can be very flammable so you might actually catch on fire from drinking water 😌

[@Nerdnumberone]

Hydrogen is flammable and oxygen is corrosive.

[@bottleochaos154]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[@Autizm_factory]

@@PCPrincipalsHusband *new fear unlocked*

[@Wildchildinthewoodsc]

@@PCPrincipalsHusband I'm never drinking water ever again.

[@wenwenny]

_imagine going on a date and your date offered you a cup of water_ Dingo: this date is over

[@lyriqlondonfortnitesquad8568]

Lol

[@head__shottery3946]

Lol they need to offer her coca cola duh

[@-kazoosshoe-8117]

Lol so true

[@crunko3432]

just say its liquid

[@head__shottery3946]

@@crunko3432I could say that,but i wont

[@coolattas6309]

Dingo: *is 60% or 70% water* SCREAMS

[@muffinris]

*%70

[@kaneschultz6899]

70%

[@kawid7888]

60%

[@kawid7888]

60%

[@kaneschultz6899]

Duncan Donuts 70%

[@Athkore]

Moral of the story. Sometimes fears are completely reasonable to have despite the fact that they may be unfounded, because hey people are squishy and can die to pretty much anything and that is a reason to be scared.

[@hi.iamhuman.3564]

Yes random internet stranger can i take your quote for a paper I’m writing.

[@Athkore]

@@hi.iamhuman.3564 Go ahead.

[@hi.iamhuman.3564]

@@Athkore thanks! I apologize for poor grammar in the previous comment. It was 1am lol

[@buusinhojr.9555]

This is why phobias are a thing

[@specter_8885]

Me: "oh nice just a normal video about a part of her life" My Brain: "DnD?!"

[@wisdommanari6701]

Shut up green your Sus

[@specter_8885]

@@wisdommanari6701 That's greencist.

[@Ahsoka_Hyrule]

Don’t be a colorcist, Green Lives Matter

[@tidalgrunt6549]

"I'm like a cat but with more screaming" Dingo has no cats confirmed.

[@broster9211]

My sister’s cat screamed for half an hour straight and we didn’t even realize it because it was so common.

[@russtdragonking8004]

Yes but she never sead they did not just more screaming so that is a lot of screaming.

[@Reac2]

Dingo has a fear of water Every human is 60+% water Dingo hates 60+% of herself

[@redforest9269]

She doesn't hate 60% of herself, she's just afraid of 60% of herself (and every other Human).

[@togamid]

best to avoid other humans and their dangerous water

[@ChairyCrasher]

70%*

[@0799qwertzuiop]

@@ChairyCrasher well that % ovbiously varies. Drinking 1L already changes it by a couple % and there are other factors aswell.

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

that explains a lot actually. For me at least, dunno about Dingo. Thanks mate.

[@undersiren222]

"you really couldn't drown on this side of the pool" 5 year old me: literally starts drowning as soon as I jumped in

[@lamzsanimation3242]

That was always me

[@axeltopaz5839]

Literally my stepson. "Okay, I'm going to stand right next to you, looking at you. Now don't step off this ledge that keeps you in 12 inches of water instead of 4 feet." *steps off* *immediately grabs 4 year old and pulls him above water while freaking out* Then like 5 minutes later his dad was at the derp end and I couldn't get him over there so he slices a cut in my face near my eyebrow woth a toy car cause he was mad. Now mind you, I'm 5 feet tall, so if I were too much further towards the deep end, I wouldn't be able to keep my head above water without swimming, and his dad...is over 6 feet tall. I'm tiny and I'm not particularly strong, I know my limits, and carrying a child who weighs Literally 15 pounds away from half my weight (even in a pool) to the 6 foot area when I'm not a strong above water swimmer (I swim like a dolphin, mostly under water and arching quickly above water or making my way to a wall I can hold on to to breath) is WAY beyond those limits...but still, hitting me with a hot wheels and making me bleed was out of proportion with me not wanting us both to drown....great memories.

[@undersiren222]

@@axeltopaz5839 that is much better then my drowning!

[@roysflamekitten]

The visual jokes in this are fantastic. I love your animations so much 🥰

[@-opz-5107]

*lets not tell her that she is 60% water* And, dOeS sHe dRiNk WaTeR?

[@mia-mr8ek]

Attack.Helicopter. 60% water

[@narshinarshinarshchallenge6460]

@@mia-mr8ek 75%

[@River-gp4bg]

ZIM IS NOT MADE OF WATER!?! Right???

[@mr.sheeppeehs4204]

Yes I am also afraid of water but we all drink water why is this so hard for everyone to understand

[@MightyDoofus474]

She drinks her apple juice box. Duh.

[@JasTheMansmells]

I can just imagine her silently freaking out while drawing all this water

[@carolai929]

Lol yeah 😂

[@teenspaceman8171]

You get a sub for that

[@slightlydisturbedkidinahat7146]

God dammit

[@medical-cyanide1526]

I live in the desert and for quite away around me is only two ponds(really small lakes) that are man made..... and I love the water

[@diesalruse]

Her(mental AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSS)

[@PRGME7]

Here’s a moral: some forces in this universe despite all human attempts to tame them will not ever yield to our whims.

[@xerinuspax6843]

I love the "yeah" thing you do at the end of your videos, it's stupid, but honestly it's still a better closer than anything I could possibly come up with. It does everything it needs to and it just makes me laugh every time. And now this is dragging on so I'm going to stop before I keep typing

[@stefanklass6763]

As a Lifeguard, I learned never to get near someone who is panicking in water. Better wait until they are unconscious, rescuing them is much safer and easier after that.

[@zieglernr2]

I get what you are going at, but I'm just picturing you saving some dead bodies out of the water.

[@zieglernr2]

@Ethan Clews "we safe everybody here, we have never ones lost anybody, on this beach"

[@noobshrine]

@@zieglernr2 Too be fair no *BODY* was ever lost

[@stefanklass6763]

Btw, I’m NOT kidding. As a rescue person, your personal safety goes first, you help nobody if you let a panicking person kill the both of you. I know a guy who got grabbed and dragged down in such a situation. He beat the other guy unconscious to safe himself, then got him out of the water.

[@guibin]

I understand that. I wouldn't go near me when I'm thrashing in the water too.

[@kadenthefoxbat1450]

"I'm like a cat, but with more screaming." You haven't met my cat.

[@JohnSmith-ex8iw]

I think I have. I still hear it. *klaxon-like meowing 24/7*

[@konradszcz5769]

She said, M O R E S C R E E M I N G

[@alyssabaerne9508]

So hilarious to see the screaming cat comment... and how many people have no idea how much cats can scream... and how loud... try an internship at an animal shelter, cat quarantine... good chance you'll go home withringing ears from their screams atleast once. Edit: speaking from experience for my education

[@zenovkayos5811]

Pretty cool presentation, out of curiosity, how do you D&D characters deal with water? Do you make them with the same phobia or relentless?

[@scarlett2811]

What makes me sad about the waterpark: when you're to tall for the little little kids area but you're just born in a tall family Like I would love to visit it :( it was so chill and cool plus the Ife-gaurds would teach you how to chill and have a good time 🥺🥺

[@buccpo]

**video about water ** **video ends** **AD OF WATER** me: *PERFECT*

[@kresimirpavlovic8677]

Aaaaa yes

[@cianacox2281]

The perfect ad during video doesnt exist-

[@nickjohnson5535]

???창조적 우울증??? Ok

[@moshadoe]

No one tell her about the evaporated water all around her.

[@wowwoah3648]

It's too late just dont tell her that her body is made up from a large percentage of water

[@erikaz1590]

Well she's fine with frozen water, so I guess it's just liquid water that's the problem.

[@wowwoah3648]

@@erikaz1590 well let's just hope the rare event of literall ice plates as big as 2 cars falling in her area doesn't happen either that or let's hope that ice rink she skates on doesn't melt

[@emeraldvulture9576]

Don't tell her how much water is in our bodies

[@judymcclenny9549]

Maeve Griffin I wonder how badly Dingo'd freak out if someone told her about all the water in her body, that is naturally a part of every human beings anatomy. I'm not talkin' 'bout the water you drink every day. Seriousely, how is she not in a perpetual state of irrational, insane panic mode? 😓 Dingo, as someone who also lives on the coast, my whole life, this is embarrassing. 😐😶😕😞😒😧 Dingo, why do I like you, you doofus-goofball?

[@scotty-lad7455]

One viewing later...I hit the subscribe button. I love the art style and the way you tell the story. I look forward to seeing more down the road. Especially the Life Stories. :)

[@Eristasa]

Getting the commercial for Fool’s gold while watching Dingos videos is interesting, not sure if this is all just coincidence or something she set up on purpose.

[@GoldenPenHD]

Woman vs. water. Watch now on the discovery channel, Monday’s-Friday’s 9pm est and 6pm pst

[@LukasEqualsZero]

now watch as she goes on top of the slide and- what the hell is she doing? HOLD ON TO THE BOARD- and she has now fallen off the board and slid face first down the slide...

[@strangerman7726]

@@LukasEqualsZero wow.....what a majestic creature

[@dubbytheapple7115]

I agree

[@Ruithehunter8818]

Would watch again lol

[@LukasEqualsZero]

@@strangerman7726 truly the most graceful creature we've ever seen

[@TonySilvey13]

I live in florida, for us: "Swimming days" was a family trip to the lake with your father throwing you and while he shouted "KICK BOY, KICK!" and I scream "I dont wanna die!"

[@Kmn483]

Florida is a special place.

[@TonySilvey13]

If by "special", you mean "bat *QUACK* crazy", then yup. Very special XD

[@Oops_lost_the_yamato]

@@TonySilvey13 r u ok

[@imribbit8850]

Does anyone notice that Florida itself is shaped like a gun?

[@little_ghosty1854]

Was this in northern florida

[@bananadog1354]

I love how sarcastic sometimes she is

[@manuel2824]

"He's got a knife!" "Oh what? No, no i don't"

[@Obsidianen]

"I didnt.... I didnt even know you could do that." I had to laugh really hard at that one :'D

[@gigi-ux9ni]

Dingo: *takes a sip of water* *starts drowning*

[@alyssaforsty1069]

No... That's me

[@katsukibakugou4095]

ALBERTTT

[@smallest-gaudiest-patronus6888]

*-SiPs-*-

[@justalyxok]

Albert one of my friends is allergic to water

[@floriangarcia3195]

Mhh 😕😕😕

[@scottmefford6917]

Rewatching now. This was the first Dingo Doodles video I ever watched. Love your style, so cute and funny, and great voice.

[@DuckThatDraws]

“Those swimmin days” Gave me flashbacks of multiple memories 1. A kid in my like- 2nd grade class like chipped his tooth on a diving block and yeah. Had to be sent home 2. Me being very angry that I couldn’t swim in the deep end b/c i was too short even though I KNEW HOW TO SWIM So. Fun times

[@costeadragan2813]

"Now boats...this is another story" Something tells me she has never seen titanic

[@Luna.pazza.]

Don’t ruin this for her

[@Charlotte-111]

Or jaws

[@Blossom-wn3kv]

@Skye Calumpang ???

[@stiky5972]

Water: * exists * Dingo: * confused screaming *

[@spaghettiwaffles]

I’m rewatching this and the assistant suddenly looks like hatless Erina

[@KitsukiiPlays]

“I’m just like a cat but with more screaming” boi, you don’t know my Ms. Screams-a-lot-Tulip

[@mcblaggart8565]

I'm so sorry Dingo. Based on your stories, the diagnosis is clear; *you have TERMINAL adorable.*

[@grimhood7382]

My gay ass

[@BahamutEx]

indeed

[@ILuvKonata]

She's so awesome.

[@King_Of_Khaos]

Yeep

[@sz_b_zstechnix7523]

Am I the only one who thinks that she has hydrophobia?

[@maximumprimee]

"Me vs water" My first thoughts: *is she allergic*

[@sinisternorimaki]

Well, water allergy DOES exist.

[@hereland2401]

K.

[@togathefurry8474]

Same

[@omi4853]

@@sinisternorimaki thats like being alergic to yourself!

[@niraishere771]

@@sinisternorimaki yes indeed it does

[@hadarc01]

That last 3 seconds of joy! I miss that from the recent year's content. Still love it, dont get me wrong. Wouldnt even say its not the same. But this is the energy I need in my day once every 4 months.

[@SkySpiral7_Lets_play]

Oh my gosh I laughed so much. I need more videos in the series "Dingo vs the world". I've already watched vs water, vs bugs, and vs death.

[@Julianicos]

dingo: *is fine with almost falling off a cliff* also dingo: *gets tapped with a drop of water* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Blu_Moon_Owl]

Dingo makes peace with water... But what’s that behind water’s back, it’s a water gun?!?!!!!!!?! War, war never changes.

[@ChiefderWahrheit]

General, another water park needs your help. At least it's not raining.

[@Blu_Moon_Owl]

ChiefderWahrheit prepare the water balloon bombing run

[@seanm.3481]

water never changes

[@adamlabelle6199]

Oh God, Dingo can't hear us, she has AirPods in

[@Blu_Moon_Owl]

Adam Labelle OH NOOOOOO!

[@fireeevee7577]

This always makes me laugh so hard I could cry. Thank you for sharing this story

[@BlackShadow1991]

You know the video is super popular when the title, description and subtitles have a Polish translation *chuckle* And I can see why, it's great and fun :D

[@limediamond4595]

“I guess this isn’t so bad.” “HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[@vivian._.studios2600]

Lime Diamond 💎

[@saragross1588]

What is hhhhhhhhhh???

[@limediamond4595]

Sara Gross 3:32

[@SomeBun]

*I wanna kill my kid* vibe

[@melonplant8148]

@@SomeBun *_they vibin' tho_*

[@notyourdad221]

Let’s not tell her that’s she kinda made of water.

[@darkpyrolord1808]

I guess water is territorial?

[@catondrugs2688]

Yeah let's not tell her about that

[@iloveasherhaile]

Yeah lets not tell her about that

[@iloveasherhaile]

Yeah lets not tell her about that

[@Lesbianemunene]

Yeah we will never tell her until she isn’t scared of water

[@neutralball1099]

“Life Story: Me vs Water” Me: Ah yes, next video, “Humans vs Air”.

[@saltyclampirate7397]

Please do more of these. I love these Life Stories!

[@curleyqreviews9793]

Death is like: Water is her weakness you say?

[@TheBronzeDog]

More like, "Tried it. Who do you think sabotaged that water slide?"

[@Shalefoot]

I audibly wheezed when I saw Sips fade into view at 4:04

[@dangaming3166]

Me too rbh

[@juno2884]

Error 404

[@RaulDiaz-mp8ms]

D-don't think too much into it.

[@Why-zb7fc]

No, at 4:07 that sips killed me

[@josiahkronk6846]

This could sound like I hate you (which, I totally don't!) But I get immense joy from your me vs. stories.

[@Moonstriker2514]

3:23 every parent probably feels that whole bit on every level

[@gerardobosques3794]

*Wonder how she struggles when she had to be forced to take a shower*

[@dice_868]

I feel like it might be more like bodies of water/

[@Snnoy]

Rosy Willow You kinda missed the joke.

[@green_pikmin]

she doesn't shower. she just sheds her skin twice a week.

[@readingwriting7414]

R/whoosh

[@dory232]

@@readingwriting7414 r/ihavereddit

[@forg7864]

Her: *doesn't like water* Also her: *tries everything related to water*

[@Mirayllea03]

Death: your going with me Me: I don’t think so Me My dad: just go already

[@realdragon]

"I won't hesitate to sacrifice you for my own survival" Basically drowning

[@PrimaryRavioli]

Dihydrogen Monoxide awareness is important!

[@liom.6349]

It in so many houses and products its disgraceful

[@greenafterglow8710]

I heard that they put it in the water

[@KickyFut]

It's a secret additive to every fruit you eat!!! 😯

[@wouterx333]

It's also a waste product from nuclear powerplants

[@davidshiwlal9802]

Every one who has ever had contact with it die. Thats a fact.

[@ASquared544]

Man Dingo, right off the bat, your editing and animation is so much better than your previous video's, and you seem so much less awkward when speaking, and don't worry, I'm speaking truthfully, I promise. I saw your Fame video, and I understand you might think I'm giving empty praise, but really, I truly think your video making skills have improved in every capacity.

[@gabejones8112]

This is a 10/10 comment right here

[@lapaba1236]

ASquared You deserve a gold star

[@aierce]

What are you talking about, her videos were gold from the start. And quit the the condescending "your animation is improving" crap. She is a professional artist with a successful career way before she joined KZbin.

[@lapaba1236]

aierce We arent saying they werent.

[@MundaneFolly]

aierce, Listen, I get what you’re saying, but sadly, you misinterpreted what the guy said. They meant she has gotten better at speaking/ being less awkward, and in her animation. I also believe she has improved vastly, we aren’t saying her old work was bad, we’re saying her new work is getting better!

[@SegmentW]

This is new Jaiden and I like it. Funny ass video. Gj with the animation water girl

[@popofcolor87]

You should do more of these I love them!!

[@lilycowlishaw2952]

"A cat but more screaming" so a cat

[@Soul_Espeon]

Richard Cowlishaw but with more screaming

[@voidfloof]

@@Soul_Espeon just a cat

[@professionalsleeper6281]

Infinite screaming + 1000 screams is still infinite screaming

[@nicholasbatson-jay768]

Well if you have an infinitely screaming cat and a rank 1000 screaming cat next to eachother the second cat would just amplify the screams so it would technically be past infinite.

[@professionalsleeper6281]

@@nicholasbatson-jay768 there is no number past infinite, I mean there is but those numbers dont have value. So what would be happening is that the 1000 extra cats would basically be nothing compared to the first, onfinitely screaming cat.

[@firockfinion3326]

I watched this while drinking from my water bottle. I guess I just like to live dangerously.

[@jan_harald]

**chokes to death from laughing at dingo while drinking water**

[@magicspook]

holy shit your avatar is from neopets

[@judymcclenny9549]

Lol

[@TalosAcephalos]

@@magicspook oh my god

[@babyrainydaily666]

U a bad boi

[@misstary13]

There are some really great open water slides. More fun than a tube if you ask me

[@disableddragonborn]

3:09 This bit gives me Gothii and Sips vibes. 🤣

[@princeraven4949]

The reason why water hates you is because you literally screamed at it when you first met like Water *waves* Person *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* Water *What the f*

[@defensivekobra3873]

Its true, but you should not say it

[@princeraven4949]

@@defensivekobra3873 ?

[@deviltriggers]

“water *waves* “ pun intended or not intended lol

[@princeraven4949]

@@deviltriggers intended

[@alterlait2601]

Water was like "WATER YOU DOING?!"

[@envoxity9544]

"Im like a cat... but with more screaming." Thats me because i CANNOT swim whatsoever.

[@shippey2489]

That's me because *Sensory issues*

[@marya6310]

i can't swim also😂😂😂😂😂

[@envoxity9544]

@gustavo c. yep thats why i c a n t s w i m

[@adoda2774]

This is the first video i have wached and i think it was fun 👍👍👍

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

I love that MiO has an ad for water right before a video that starts with "water is one of those things that can give life, or it can kill you."

[@leafyisqueer7155]

"I'm like a cat but with more screaming" *me looking at my cat, The Scream* (X) Doubt

[@bananasaucejjj3]

Lol xD

[@snowyduck6077]

Just the whole. Guy running the slide: i....what...just how Dingo: I'm done Dingo's friend: after that, fair enough

[@Phynnecho]

the sips cameo just slayed me lmao

[@diamondking7816]

Tbh i love floating its so peaceful and it give me that kind of everythings perfect vibe ahhhhhhh yes beautiful

[@clairecrook7943]

*has nervous breakdown in puddle*

[@thatpedanticcommenter5847]

"Shouldn't have hecked on the reaper." -rather original last words by Dingo

[@PnrFab]

this video made me laugh so much!

[@Renegadebane]

Dingo is at peace in a world of friction and solid matter.

[@DuchDude]

When you tell water "you'll never take me alive 😠" And water replies "that's the point 😈"

[@osmacar5331]

Then lay off the drugs

[@DuchDude]

@@osmacar5331 NNNNNEVER!! **psychoticly laughs**

[@sorenmine7765]

Battle tip: water takes bonus damage from ice spells

[@ZyphisV]

Not in any game I've ever played :

[@mathybrain8]

Cold damage only makes water elementals move slower. Meanwhile in Pokemon Water resists Ice.

[@Cryton12345]

"Spongebob says. "Hey look...Dingos in the water again...Ima sink her boat" evil laughter

[@Frosty_Walker]

Everyone: drinks water to survive Dingo: drinks water out of spite

[@gemafire9968]

One might say their relationship is TURBULENT!!!! I’ll show myself out...

[@chrisk1039]

No, you'll sea your way out

[@rexcaliburn]

choppy at best some could say its almost torrential

[@allanroberts7129]

This is when we rain on your parade

[@iamme8359]

Water you doing makeing puns here

[@theartistswings9810]

Wow dude. Way to make waves

[@esenakgul7697]

“I can’t- I can’t Die right?” Captions: *Death has joined the game

[@demonchild25289]

oh fuck

[@iceeacream]

When?

[@Jamal_D._Goat]

@@iceeacream ⛲️4:48

[@just_vibing235]

Her: frick he’s here

[@itzlunachaloli4565]

True

[@rowanheart8122]

"I'm like a cat, but with more screaming." Have you ever bathed a cat, Dingo? Seriously, a few days ago I gave my cat a bath and he screamed at me the whole time. I barely got scratched and I did manage to fully bathe him in less than 15 minutes, but he was just shrieking the whole time.

[@custodialfatherintexas9362]

These are still some of my favorites (this and escaping death)

[@kaylastevenson5775]

And then there’s me who is literally obsessed with water. Showers, Baths, Pools, Water slides and Anything water related I love Expect Boats. Boats scare me

[@raphaelkap]

I am aquawoman. I can swim for days. I have impeccable sealegs. I never get nausea. By God, I may not have many talents, but when water is near I am s u p r e m e

[@fireshort3984]

R. Kapra same but boats... they are absolutely horrid. I hate them. I would rather have a rock compress me on the bottom of the pool. Then at least I would KNOW I WOULD DIE. I HATE BOAT WITH A BURNING PASSION.

[@ManImSad]

Boats = slow moving long enough for a shark to came also motion sickness also the sun reflecting off of water can blind u

[@raphaelkap]

@@ManImSad Ah yeh the username checks out here, because a shark can NOT eat a fuckin boat. Motion sickness, yeah I get it, but the sun reflecting off the water??? No, that won't blind you, it might give you a baad sunburn if you're white like a bathroom sink and have eye more blue than the ocean itself, but you won't go blind from a boat ride. Source: MY FATHER IS A SHIP CAPTAIN

[@dawnwalker388]

SAME THAT IS SO ME PERFECTLY DISCRIBED

[@graysonschweitzer]

*drinks water* Water: Ooh let’s go down her Throat the wrong way and make her choke Me: bllblblblblvllboblboblbkbobllblblblblbllblblbl

[@_4tr4mp0line]

Bruh

[@meganjones3427]

That happens to me all the time with food

[@Oddity22]

Megan Jones HOLUP

[@JRZ-1005]

O

[@green_pikmin]

@@meganjones3427 me, but only with spaghetti. I'm like a Spaghett-de-saucinator.

[@Nerdnumberone]

I can just imagine watching Dingo play Subnautica VR.

[@artcatdraws4203]

I love that now after I watch her videos I get adds for her own Kickstarter

[@animegaming_1019]

5:53 When a Parent’s anti-vaccinated child hits 10 yrs old

[@Izusaurus]

AnimeGaming_101 “I survived this long! Haha! Suck it!”

[@Austin-do8se]

True 🤣🤣🤣

[@clairethewolf.]

Wait but I’m 14 never vaccinated and I’ve never had any severe sicknesses and almost never get colds. My last cold was almost a year ago

[@catz537]

@@clairethewolf. Colds....have nothing to do...with...vaccines. 😐 Vaccines are for preventable diseases, not for colds.

[@clairethewolf.]

Starlight Art also my mom is 64 and unvaccinated. Never had any problems in her life.

[@dreadthemadsmith]

Water, water, everywhere. And not a drop _that isn't coming for you!_

[@prnghats]

You forget that we all have a percentage of water in our bodies...

[@dreadthemadsmith]

@@prnghats It demands you return.

[@prnghats]

@@dreadthemadsmith Me Vs Water is more me trying not to choke on my own saliva...

[@MoonPatch]

"I'm like a cat, but with more screaming" IMPOSSIBLE

[@LittleCheese-hx8vo]

me: hey dingo you want some water dingo: 'screams"

[@orionsss0]

Tell me why when she said ‘hot spring monkey’ I IMMEDIATELY thought of Sips just chilling in a hot tub with a drink and sunglasses

[@jud3gaming598]

Lol

[@thatonerandomperson9224]

Sooo,i was drinking water and bye the time that girl said "the water has a knife" i choked on my water

[@A_Spooky_Dude]

Life Story: You Against Water

[@lalunenomikoto]

*by

[@ruth9845]

OH NU SOMEONE DIEING

[@lyl14ghost]

I thought you were literally the drinking water.

[@meapyboy12345]

Didn't even know aquaphobia was a thing but i should of known so congrats on enlightening me on a new phobia.

[@rosebuebear6212]

I had swimming lessons at my old school- IN 3RD GRADE and I feel you- I almost drowned

[@thegentlemanreturned]

GM: Havn't you forgotten something? Dingo: Like what? GM: Like your character's paralysing fear of water perhaps? Dingo: Oh, yeah...

[@stephenhawk1762]

You're hilarious. I love it. Great work. 😀

[@WulfgarOpenthroat]

Heh. I once had a character that had a paralyzing fear of going underground because she'd been caught in a mine collapse and left for dead in her backstory. Game didn't last long before RL killed it but in that time half the stuff we did ended up being underground; I, uh, kept finding excuses to not go with them; guard the way out, search this other place for clues, etc.

[@thegentlemanreturned]

@@WulfgarOpenthroat RL? Seems like a lost opportunity for character development. You know; follow party despite of the fear, party in grave danger that makes the character overcome its fear to protect the ppl s/he loves. Etc.

[@SurnameName]

@@thegentlemanreturned RL - Real Life.

[@scorinth]

I get it!

[@FimDash]

Dingo: I’m kinda like one of those chill joy spring monkeys you find in Japan. ... Dingo: Don’t think too hard on that. Me: Too late! I can’t get that image out of my head!

[@aarons9961]

@@MrServantRider well I mean...evolution

[@MrServantRider]

@@aarons9961 You're thinking of apes. But you're right. xD

[@stormyperson44]

I think the joke was how Sips started to fade in

[@Koenna99]

Sips is her spirit animal XD

[@YuubiTimberwolf]

Tbh, thats the best way to enjoy water xD

[@percyreactsofficial]

m͟e͟ h͟a͟t͟i͟n͟g͟ swimming:A NEW FRIEND

[@percyreactsofficial]

I honestly dont know how to swim and im 8

[@rune9506]

I saw Sips and instantly smiled. I might be attached to the chaotic monkey... Oof