Life With Lapis - Steven Universe (ANIMATIC)

no one could be that well-adjusted, indeed.
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this video is unrealistic because lapis actually interacts with the crystal gems and is allowed to hold grudges
also april ludgate/lapis is a concept i hold dear in my heart
(side note: if at any point you wonder "is this a reference", then yes. the answer is always yes)
(second side note: i don't personally ship lapidot, i would appreciate it if you limited mentions of it in the comments thanks)
(a final side note: thanks for 12k lads)
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original audio from parks and recreation
inspired by: ( • Video )
life with lapis transition sound: ( • Super Mario Bros.-Coin... )
outro music [blub blub ocean]: ( • Video )
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programs: paint tool sai + windows movie maker
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[@Sangled]

this video was blocked in the us and canada by nbc, but i was able to dispute it successfully AND get monetization back! happy watching, folks ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ

[@hannahhayes8038]

yassss i love this

[@stephanieknoll5480]

I just found this 🤣 I need more 😐

[@loopy1oopy]

I LOVED IT BEFORE, I *STILL* LOVE IT NOW!!!! LOVE YOU SANG!!

[@loopy1oopy]

Sangled I LOVED THIS BEFORE AND I LOVE IT NOW!!!! CONGRATS ON 100K SANG!!!! (IT’S ALMOST 100K SO *LET’S CELEBRATE EARLYYY! DEADLY GAS-FILLED BALOONS FOR THE PARTY!!*

[@pgladybug7639]

yayy!!!!!!!

[@mits5081]

"I put poisonous gas in one of these gallons so if any of them pop we may all die" A tear drops from Garnets eye "Not again"

[@ghostcat9786]

*balloons

[@spacekid9680]

???

[@rosebud577]

Omg I just realized she said that lol

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

Yeah so ya know how balloons deflate overtime

[@magicpigeon_]

mits gallons? 😂

[@thisisnotspongebob7277]

"I don't speak English" is my new excuse for everything

[@cutenyan123]

Toxic Kitten But that's in English

[@GOOSEFLAVORED]

Sorry, I dont speak English I cant explain

[@dreamofyouandi]

“Sonny why is your library book six weeks late?” “IT’S IN ENGLISH AND I’M STILL ON THE TABLE OF CONTENTS”

[@tragic._lauren._6248]

This is not Spongebob My teacher asked my friend where her homework was like eight times, and my friend got really scared and panicked, and she said, “I DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH!” Really loudly. She ended up getting lunch detention, and I just laughed at her.

[@kriminykrangles8555]

pikabob much

[@kingmespeaks6839]

"CAN YOU PHOTOSHOP YOUR LIFE WITH BETTER DECISIONS, JERRY?"

[@pericatt]

BEAUTIFUL ICON!!!!!!#ACEFTW

[@zlakdoald]

Lapis is a savage

[@elsethompson1957]

yeah jerry no one likes you jerry

[@annoyingloudmicrowaveculti4373]

PERIDOT COSPLAYS HECK YEAH

[@muhammadtherandoblackguy1971]

Ok

[@AwkwardToons]

*OCEAN MA’AM TAKE ME BY THE HAND LEAD ME TO THE LAND*

[@yoshiminecraftandbackyardi7118]

Awkward Toons *IF YOU UNDERSTAND, OCEAN MAAM THE VOYAGE TO THE CORNER OF THE GLOBE IS A REAL TRIP*

[@bagofgroceries]

OOOOCEAN MA’AM THE SECRET OF THE LIFE-FORM RAISED IN THE SAND, SOAKING UP THE THIRST OF THE LAND

[@thatrat8414]

OCEAN MA'AM, CAN YOU SEE THROUGH THE WONDER OF AMAZEMENT!!!!

[@faatimaismail8856]

*OH OCEAN MAAM LEAD ME* *TO THE SEA WAIT WHAT THIS FUSION IS ENDING BADLY*

[@Jewls2]

*OCEAN MA'AM TAKE ME BY THE HA'AM LEAD ME TO THE LA'AM*

[@laceystarsimpson]

Jasper : I can photoshop his face... Lapis : Can you photoshop your life with better decisions, Jasper?

[@jaydasmalls7467]

As a proud hamilton fan I tip my hat to you for this comment and profile picture.

[@Soliac.Trahkorsky]

"Okay."

[@ll_6653]

your profile picture has enough power to rival god

[@caitlynthedarkwolf2259]

Steven: okeh

[@thealluringmysticc]

"gregnant..."

[@randomalex5119]

60% accuracy every time

[@zetaalpha5110]

"I can convince my mom that I'm adopted" And "I can convince my grandmother that i don't exist" ... why does that feel like it describes me perfectly?

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

“Free bismuth 2k17” she got her wish

[@bappityyyy]

Except it happened in 2k18

[@Sneha-ij8rt]

I don't understand

[@val-ci5fo]

"I can tell if someone is fat or pregnant with 60% accuracy" "I put poisonous gas in one of these balloons, so if any of them pops we may all die!" "I can convince my grandmother that i'm not real." OML I CA N T S TOP LAU GH ING

[@danklies9606]

we may die********

[@tannerwright569]

I'm impressed with the I convinced my mom I'm adopted

[@cicelypatterson3927]

hey you forgot when Garnet said "not again"

[@skydrawz]

Gregnant

[@itsmercury3620]

Feel This Paranoia 2 more people need to like this then no one else just because

[@tuckinatorinator787]

This actually fits her really well. Both, Negative, sarcastic, uncaring and somehow still entertaining

[@124Nightwing]

“I can make any security guard suspicious of me.” What a talent.

[@roastedpotato05]

From personal experience, I can confirm this is exactly what Lazuli does

[@thecreator6959]

HEY PERIDOT! What do you think of Lapidot

[@foxydash9992]

The Great and Lovable Peridot rad new anime glasses

[@egg921]

Peridot, I took Rose Quartz ( Steven )

[@daisysyrupd4895]

yep

[@ubushkit9305]

I don't speak English

[@powertheimmortal]

greg: am i gregnant? steven: ayyyyyy greg: ayyyyyy me: be see di eii efff gee

[@omegapidge3332]

lol thats exactly what I thought when I heard that

[@icarusswag]

Power The Immortal or Isaac I just came from that vid XD

[@powertheimmortal]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@splatoonanime]

Power The Immortal or Isaac CIRCLETINNNNNEEEEEEEEE

[@icarusswag]

lapis lazuli I HEARD CIRCLETINE AND I CAME AS SOON AS I COULD

[@stetsuninu2374]

I'm so glad about bees

[@Sangled]

if i ever need a joke, your memes are the first i go to

[@Theotrics]

Sangled omg I love your videos man!

[@thatoneweirdgirlthathatesl5793]

Stets Uninu at 0:10 on the bottom it says stets uninu

[@ace-smith]

bee2 are liike my favoriite thing two have

[@aliciaguajardo7423]

i love your profile pic

[@IloveOtherPplsMsry]

If Lapis' current VA ever quits, Aubrey Plaza would make a pretty good replacement

[@justanunimportantpersonony4165]

Brett the Hitman Agreed

[@ravenocean7990]

Agree

[@bagofgroceries]

Sure, and is your last name Heart?

[@IloveOtherPplsMsry]

Thax Not but I'm a Brett

[@wispyrainbow]

Brett the Hitman Oh yea she be perfect

[@bla5t3rproductions41]

Lapis: The emo one who likes to roast people Peridot: The lovable nerd who doesn’t understand how most things work

[@mymyleechan1607]

"HAPPY B-DAY LAPIS" "WAIT IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY A BIRTHDAY" "CAN YOU CHANGE THE FIRST ONE?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T?" "STOP WRITING DOWN WHAT I'M SAYING" these balloons give me life

[@awesomesauceomeguy6929]

I can tell if someone is pregnant or fat.... And then "gregnant" appears on screen and I die

[@pinkdiamond7750]

60% accuracy

[@theamazingsmiley9785]

AM I GREGNANT WITH A LUIGI BOARD?!(Not clickbait)(gone wrong)(gone sexual)(3AM)(18+)(MUST WATCH)(EMOTIONAL)(NEW MERCH!)

[@internalintrvert4802]

*Dangerops prangent sex?* _WILL IT HURT BABY TOP OF ITS HEAD?_

[@lillian_the_snail]

"I don't speak English" (on her shirt: Also I don't care)

[@zoebigmac01]

Ikr i was talkung about that

[@issi8602]

"Lesbian farmer hat-worn once, shelved forever." "what in mischaracterization" the true gems here.

[@eilyjacobs5424]

I saw Garnet holding the "Sorry for your loss" balloon and died laughing.

[@itssteppy3138]

"And I'm April Blart, Mall Cop."

[@emileecash9406]

Stephen Bowling April blart mall cop😂😂😂

[@spicytapwater1145]

@@emileecash9406 😂 yes that's literally what he said 😂

[@nope5955]

1) I love how you draw Steven 2) "A friend! Buuuuurrrrrrrnnnn" 3) I feel like you just recorded my life and put lapis in my place, cause I do this crap

[@evergirl091]

In a perfect world, lapis would have this much screen time in the show and have these many interactions. (Thank you for this)

[@reasyrandom]

Yeah, it sucks. We will most likely never get any Lapis fusions, except maybe with Peridot or Steven.

[@MasterArchfiend]

In a perfect world all of the canon Lapithyst moments wouldn’t be only known via video game text. I would have killed for an episode of those two being manga buddies!!

[@tekcub7858]

New life goals: 1. Convince grandma that I don't exist 2. Win a staring contest with a cat 3. Convince mom that I'm adopted 4. Get mad at someone, and when they're talking about photo shop say "Can you photo shop your life with better decisions?" (And then smirk like a smart a**)

[@tekcub7858]

#2 check (I stared at a cat for 5 minutes straight)

[@samwallaceart288]

Better to say it with a straight face, and leave without elaborating. Cool guys don't look at emotional damage.

[@minty_starz]

THAT REMINDS ME OF MYSELF SOMETIMES WHEN SHE IS LIKE “THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ME”

[@RedDeadRhinestone]

“Local ocean ma’am” Ah that’s funny *realization* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU-

[@persephonee8148]

"What's an emo and why are people calling me that?" Dead! XD

[@geck1751]

People that are edgy as April

[@nicolebergamingache7693]

I saw the words Dead and emo and the only thing I could think of was My Chemical Romance

[@natalie9402]

I need a shirt that says "Let's put in one 'It's not unusual' "

[@wooyin]

Nat B! HAHAHA

[@pinkdiamond7750]

"According to all known aviation laws, there is no way a lapis sould be able to fly. Like imagine, if a lapis had her gem on her bewb. How would her wings be efficient?" (there was more, but i couldn't read lol)

[@markpenrice6253]

Actual sorta serious answer: maybe the position of a gem determines what kind of weapon and/or power comes from it. Like, we haven't actually seen any other ruby, pearl, amethyst, etc summon the same weaponry that the CG ones do. Maybe a pearl with her gem on her back would also get wings? And a Lapis with a gem on her forehead would be able to pull watery spears out of it? Some things like the clone ability would be unaffected of course... There's also some sorta-canon evidence that the stone's position affects a gem's personality, or at least *reflects* it... (in fact, probably more the latter, as there's no good reason why a holographic pico-scale sentient optical computer/AI with the ability to project a solid light avatar form should end up in a particular position "on" that body more than any other, or why it would be different between individuals otherwise.

[@markpenrice6253]

also, nice callback

[@pinkdiamond7750]

Mark Pernice. 0:20

[@grcytigress87]

*"peridot is slowly shrinking and i fear for my safety"*

[@kathrinefudge4323]

It’s honestly funny how she actually sounds like lapis

[@graceporebski5279]

1:26 I LOVE the callback to the Ruby and Sapphire Diner vid. 11/10 I approve ;)

[@willowids369]

the little things in between. "Let's sneak in one It's Not Unusual."

[@pinkdiamond7750]

"According to all known aviation laws, there is no way a lapis sould be able to fly. Like imagine, if a lapis had her gem on her bewb. How would her wings be efficient?"

[@littlellama400]

"Oh god why is my skin so bright"

[@potatuwu]

0:34 that’s my mom “But that will never happen to me” Me asking another what if question “It won’t happen though so why answer Me 😤

[@Kameron347]

Then they wonder why you don’t talk to them

[@Official_Nerd]

1:26 "lets put in one its not unusual" aaaayyyy

[@atticus3690]

_oceAN MA'AM, TAKE ME BY THE HAND-_

[@vanessacutefox7373]

"peridot is slowly shrinking and I fear for my safety" that's the real reason why lapis left earth

[@mits5081]

Seems like a good life with Lapis. When can I move ??????

[@angrysmolspacedorito5788]

"I could even convince my mother im adopted" why am I crying

[@celineshah6119]

When lapis said gregnat like rose I laughed so hard

[@Shadowdtz]

“I can convince my mom that I’m adopted.”

[@vigilabo3007]

0:07 - HOLD UP- that computer - LAPIS THE HELL’

[@Kivexette]

?

[@br12_]

Oh god!!!

[@chris_thatonehuman2855]

Chill, it's a sticker

[@vigilabo3007]

Christine Dudnauth Ya but even if it is, it’s still a bit weird, would you want a sticker of a dieing person on your computer...?

[@GemCB7]

@@chris_thatonehuman2855 yes... A sticker... 0_0°

[@teagana8972]

"I put poison gas in one of these balloons so if one of them pops you may die." honestly the best part-

[@evyatarbaranga5624]

let's put in one "it's not unusual"

[@tragic._lauren._6248]

Evyatar Baranga Ayyyyy

[@toonaidan]

What’s New Pussycat?

[@Chaotic_Clown370]

0:55 "maybe my bees can help." 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

[@abigailmorales2996]

0:42 OK! *trows lapis in jail*

[@CheshireGhost]

"Leggy is objectively the best ruby." Dude, Leggy is almost exactly the Ralph Wiggum of Steven Universe and that's why she's the best.

[@neroclaudious6396]

Oh god I'm glad I discovered your account

[@neroclaudious6396]

this is absolutely lovely

[@RafilaWan]

Is it absolutely divine?

[@neroclaudious6396]

Sea Agate y e s

[@gemkitten984]

Sea Agate Yes, this is absolutely divine. I love watching this while I murder people.

[@Preston354]

Wut

[@cocoloco6060]

I LOVEE ITT!! The voice kinda reminds me of lapis voice A bit

[@jincymontgomery7097]

This is basically Lapis off screen XD

[@mememcqueen4507]

i just started watching this show last night!!!!!!!!!

[@mememcqueen4507]

Matthew LaSalvia Parks and Recreation!!!!

[@calebdearing5750]

+The Small Dragon Morgan I started watching it 5 days ago

[@hildavela9142]

I stared watching it when I was 9

[@mythicalmagic5501]

i started watchin it wen i was 7 im 14 now

[@razzlind5796]

Mythical magic idk if Im correct or not but between now and when Steven Universe first started that's 4 years. Isn't it? 2013-2017

[@canofcori3056]

1:10 "GEM JESUS CHRIST WHY THIS" New favorite quote.

[@wingedking.j]

1:14 "...Gregnant."

[@siena0]

1:30 gotta love those references to other animatics tho “Let’s put in one it’s not unusual”

[@lynxstar987]

"Lapis Local ocean ma'am" Best part. 10/10

[@kiezkole167]

Lol parks and recreation is one of my favorite shows, and now someone compared April to Lapis............... this is the best thing I have ever seen

[@musicalnerds3331]

1:27 “ let’s put in one ‘it’s not unusual’” THE REFRENCES THO😂😂

[@paneenees5304]

0:27 Peridot had a tiny tear in her right eye

[@aiviee6825]

You got a new fricking subscriber in your hands.

[@maximus0wls6415]

som

[@cipherbunz2612]

Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut5XG Nyeh BODY ONCE TOLD ME

[@maximus0wls6415]

Shaymin Craft -_-

[@cipherbunz2612]

Sorry

[@nonayabuisness2663]

_-hey bitched-_

[@ACoolestNinja]

new life goal convince grandma Im not real

[@christianpelayo7129]

You better keep us updated

[@ACoolestNinja]

So far she is unconvinced, but I do have a 17 year old or something I currently work with pretty convinced.

[@JelloTeeth]

Anna Jerdon I'm sorry

[@JelloTeeth]

Anna Jerdon well that's good at least

[@butterybiscuitz6936]

keep updating us

[@erarexhepi5237]

Lapis: "I can win a staring contest with a cat." Me: How?

[@twerlydreamer9897]

Lol Bismuth looked like she hates herself rn o-o

[@brayzaroo]

if she's April...WHOS ANDY

[@Caro141213]

Blayze Ortiz Peridork. (?¿

[@Caro141213]

Clearly,you don't see the "(?¿",Mr.Pancake. Your Obedient Servant,Al.♡

[@heart-song]

PERIDOT

[@Caro141213]

Mr.Pancake run away,damn,I'm pretty great xD Fuck yeah,Lapidot.

[@danklies9606]

AMETHYST- lapithyst for life.

[@bellepepper2822]

April: Lapis Chris: Garnet Ann: Pearl Leslie: Amathest Andy: Peridot Jerry: Jasper

[@kendrasorenson1358]

“This hat is simply divine! I wear it when I murder people!”

[@viannacastillo7245]

"..can you photo shop your life with better decisions- *JERRY* "

[@Rachel-bm3fw]

Living like Lapis!

[@segaplaystatiom]

what would lapis do? (is it a living like larry ref?)

[@Rachel-bm3fw]

yes :)

[@ChuuB0w]

"Point for lapis" "Me gets no point" Me: how are u so lucky TvT

[@siennathewolf4548]

Garnet holding the "Sorry for your loss" Killed me

[@iwanttokahootmyself6943]

Lapis is my spirt animal

[@justanunimportantpersonony4165]

Meme Cringe Same fam

[@aliciaguajardo7423]

Mine is the green space dorito

[@myohmy9000]

"Lapis: local ocean ma'am"

[@muhammadtherandoblackguy1971]

“This sword is simply divine. I use it while I shatter diamonds. Sincerely, Rose Quartz~”

[@blueberrymoons5806]

*Lapis Being Salty For 2 Minutes* Me : ......HEY JIMMY CHECK THIS OUT

[@mreowmo]

teacher: ''alright class, write down all of your talents please.'' me: ''teacher!!!!'' teacher: ''what?'' me: ''i can make any security guard suspicious of me, does that count as a talent?'' teacher: ''no.''

[@cemetables5114]

I FREAKIN LOVE PARKS AND REC April is my fucking spirit animal and Lapis is my favorite gem - so yeah this is the best thing ever.

[@azhida1556]

I saw the “Let’s put in one, It’s Not Unusual”. From the other video

[@abbythomson8038]

I can't........ Too Funny....... But This Is AMAZIN GREAT JOBBBBB 😁😁😁😁

[@abbythomson8038]

Garnet: Did u know Blah Blah Blah Lapis: I don't Speak English

[@evanhansen1029]

with 60% accuracy oh my god yes

[@annahopper6411]

"let's put in one 'it's not unusual'." I love all of your animatics.

[@comiserif]

why does “local ocean ma’am” kill me every time

[@terryschurman3012]

“Peridot is slowly shrinking and I fear for my safety”

[@thewhateverguy6597]

i would like more life with lapis this was really good

[@pammylammyd]

"Like imagine if a Lapis had a gem on her boob.." IM DYING!!

[@pinkdiamond7750]

"According to all known aviation laws, there is no way a lapis sould be able to fly. Like imagine, if a lapis had her gem on her bewb. How would her wings be efficient?"

[@pinkdiamond7750]

I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@floofyowls8989]

+Pink Diamond Aquamarine's gem is on her cheek and she can sprout water wings too right?

[@w4sp176]

It really sounds like lapis talking

[@queencocolatis943]

I have watched this show 3 times and when I hear it I am like OH OH OH ITS PARKS AND RECREATION OMG OMG

[@e5peon]

I'm April Blart, mall cop.

[@piningpebbles]

I freaking love all of this, I laughed so hard!

[@HoneyR0astedPeanut]

This is video was the reason I started watching Parks and Rec. thank you so much

[@Derpy_Cats_Smile_]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL LIKE IM LAUGHING SO MUCH!! I LOVE HOW IN THE TRANSITION SCREENS LAPIS HAS A QUOTE! This is AMAZINGGG

[@kweenkitkat8606]

This two minute video took me five minutes to watch because I had eye drops in my eyes earlier from an eye exam and everything is blurry as heck.. but I wanted to read all of it. *_A L L O F I T_*

[@KingOfElectricNinjas]

So Lapis' mom is an anime and her grandma is Blue Diamond makes sense

[@papasscooperiaworker3649]

omg 0:21... actually shook! lapis shouldnt fly if her gem placement would be somewhere else! same for aquamarine

[@emeraldarwyn5367]

Tbh I love your artstyle and video editing style you have thoroughly inspired me

[@sugacoatinq572]

"Let's put in one It's Not Unusual" IM HAVING FLASHBACKS ROTFL

[@motomeme1498]

I put poisonous gas in one of these balloons so if any of them pops you may die

[@mistamemewide]

Okay, I need a parks and recreations SU spin-off. STAT

[@running_faster6257]

"lets put in one its not unusual" Video reference from ruby and sapphires diner

[@PeridotAF]

This is too beautiful!

[@expunkstep7226]

"What's an emo and why are people calling me that"