Like a Maître d’ in Heaven | Two and a Half Men

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Season 10 Episode 1: I Changed My Mind About the Milk
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[@MatthewG1247]

2:16 "I'd literally be your brother Charlie."

[@patrickdornoff2735]

Ugh thats pretty rude glad Zoey and Walden didn't work shes too stuck up

[@hansiesilver2991]

3:30 hes not wrong there, thats why i sit

[@afonsodeportugal]

You sit??!?!?!??!?!?!? Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

[@Elaborance]

How the actual fuck do you sit and pee with morning wood? That's literally not possible unless you're sitting in a pool.

[@POPLSEV7]

Alan's hilarious🤣💯👍

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

2:32 Not as much as a driver "wood", Alan.

[@velvetsky5117]

Alan's fear of homelessness never made sense with Walden. His best friend is a billionaire. He could buy Alan a new life with zero debt.

[@charlespeakjr2168]

But would Alan still act like a leech and a parasite???

[@georgebrice8329]

@charlesspeakjr2168+ good point I think alan is broken man but if you really think about it majority of the characters were leeches it just that alan was the perfect target the scapegoat

[@marktheshark7588]

Gotta love Berta😂

[@Whoeverwhateverwhenever]

Whats up with her eyebrows?

[@afonsodeportugal]

See what happens when you don't take the time to learn about women, friends? Don't be like Walden, be like Charlie!

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

Walden was able to coast just because he's handsome and super rich. Charlie was also rich and handsome, just not as much as Walden. But he seemed to understand women very early on, and that knowledge is what made him such a success with women. Even if he wasn't good-looking or rich, he still would have had a lot of success with women.

[@afonsodeportugal]

@@anthonyvasquezactor Exactly! And that's why Charlie Harper, as a character, is much more interesting than Walden Schmidt. Of course, I mean the Charlie from the early seasons. The Charlie from the latter seasons, who bent over backwards to please Mia and Chelsea is an entire thing altogether.

[@VincentAgostino-gy6hr]

Don’t even watch clips of Walden, watch clips of Charlie.

[@patrickdornoff2735]

Alan also had success with women too just his results greatly varied from Walden or Charlie or even Herb

[@sait_koca]

Lol what is big suze doing here

[@TheRealJohnH3]

I'm glad Zoey and Walden didnt stay together, she didnt deserve him. I get that it was too soon for them to be married, but walden got Zoey's daughter into a prestigious school through his connections, was rich enough to where she wouldnt have to work if she didnt want to, her daughter LOVED Walden, Zoey was very attracted to him, and STILL chose her ex over Walden. Walden deserved better.

[@georgebrice8329]

Bcuz zoey would ruined walden life she was a british version of judith

[@charlespeakjr2168]

​@@georgebrice8329Wow!!! I never thought of that. Great point👍🏾👍🏾

[@patrickdornoff2735]

It all worked out in the end Zoey married the king of england who is decades older than she is at the end of the show

[@danielmoose1273]

All The Ones With Ashton Kutcher SUCK 😖.