Questionable Parenting | Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons. Originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones, the series was about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper, his uptight brother, Alan, and Alan's mischievous son, Jake. As Alan's marriage falls apart and divorce appears imminent, he and Jake move into Charlie's beachfront Malibu house and complicate Charlie's freewheeling life. Ashton Kutcher was hired as Walden Schmidt, a billionaire who buys Charlie's house after his death.
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[@JeffreyGillespie]

Jake landing the Diet Coke line while Charlie writhes on the floor 😂

[@thegrimmcommoner2203]

Charlie was an awesome wingman there.

[@NicholusMadonsela]

"She waved at you, she smiled. Clearly her standards aren't that high." 😂

[@deepromitra1498]

Jake-'thank u'😅

[@speedypanda454]

yeah

[@Redemption-r]

“Maybe he can give you some tips” had me

[@draisens]

what episode was that from?

[@dez3540]

@@draisens Season 8 Episode 1, "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"

[@stevennuckles2875]

Who were the two girls leaving jakes room

[@nickname2935]

@@stevennuckles2875 Friends who wanted to surf in the early morning. Nothing happened. Jake was just being nice by offering them a place to sleep.

[@510m8]

Jake: “What if she wants a corn dog?” Charlie: “She’s about to meet one.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@josmclove4426]

🤣🤣🤣👌

[@tabishkhan9559]

They missed the part where alan forgets to take jack back home after football... and jake is waiting in the rain.

[@atulvikram5279]

In the beginning of two and a half men Alan at least bothered to be a good parent, by 6th Or 7th season he was just hopeless

[@roxanne5066]

That whole episode was epic 😂 😂

[@jelenajelenic9069]

I THINK IT WAS 2 TIMES AS ROUD.FROM THEATER,SCHOOL PLAY ETC...

[@slovenahraphael4277]

I know right 😅😅

[@mikerichmond9086]

It wasn’t football. It was soccer. Duh

[@emmavari9530]

I don’t get why those women get angry that he doesn’t want to get married!! Aren’t u all are divorced and had enough of it??

[@kundy32]

😂😂😂😂😂they couldn't do it, why should he?

[@b1akn3ss93]

Probably cause he’s rich …

[@nicholaskotsianas4896]

Well said!

[@sugarnads]

They cant divorce grape him too

[@caromx1110]

Some men whose don't want to marry also get angry when a woman doesn't want marriage. Nobody wants to clean a house for free.

[@tatakae1981]

“I don’t want to give anyone half my stuff.” Jake had wisdom beyond his years. Frankly, Jake did nothing wrong other than tell Judy’s coven that he doesn’t want to end up like his divorce graped father or marry a narcissistic Karen like his mother.

[@srami004]

AMEN

[@BushidoVXX]

True, but he only parroted Charlie’s words.

[@caromx1110]

Her mother was not narcissistic, Charlie was. And Alan lost the divorce because his brother played with his lawyer and as revenge she made a bad case for Alan.

[@ninasolberg6998]

Judith wasn't a narcissist. Narcissists are Evelyn (duh), Charlie and maybe some one else, I'd say Mia because she wanted to change Charlie..but Judith? Nah.

[@user-gj1me4mf5c]

Who is Judy? What is a "graped father"? Put your crackpipe down and start making sense.

[@RWAC685]

Alan: Shame On You. Charlie: Is That It? Love Charlie’s Humor.

[@ilya9757]

"maybe he can give you some tips" - the ultimate brotherly diss

[@konpsymusic]

Jake - If i may say so, you don't need to watch your weight 😂😂😂

[@stevennuckles2875]

What episode was that

[@emelienwabuona479]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thatomatseba6916]

That's a good one

[@southamcaballero]

"If you don't mind me saying so" or any variation thereof is always a great way to start to talk to any girl or woman, when it comes to sensitive matters. Jake had a charm that he learned from Charlie

[@user-iy1yb7id3s]

Charlie is an amazing uncle. "maybe he can give you some tips" - the ultimate brotherly diss.

[@theman1412]

4:47, That's like one of the nicest things Charlie has ever done 😀

[@takedafister]

truly 😅

[@angieb976]

Why did he need his hat?

[@erwindotkstm7696]

@@angieb976 cause the Police was driving behind, so they maybe would've seen that the hat was on the drivers head which would have blown Charlies idea

[@ankitpareek7271]

It was actually very smart of him to switch the hat too.

[@maxxymrice6200]

Then he learns he never showed up in court for unpaid parking tickets, so his license was suspended years ago, and he is arrested for driving with a suspended license.

[@keithedwards892]

Like it or not, you gotta admit this show had some really good writers.

[@marktheshark7588]

Agreed.

[@AfricanHeavyMetalGuy]

Jake was a legend. I can't tell how many times I cracked at that first scene.

[@patrickdenengelse9293]

Alans attempt of sex education to Jake is hilarious 😂😂😂😂 thanks to Charlie and Berta 😂😂😂😂

[@Paliakoudis]

Not to make an excuse for the awful (yet hilarious) bad parenting from Charlie, but who asks a ten year old with a disappointing tone "So you're never gonna get married?"

[@AlexKaufman]

A bunch of old farts

[@redacted2275]

The difference is Charlie is his uncle, he gave something to Jake to think about... these women are projecting, considering only their idea of marriage like Charlie's arguments are wrong. They're not. Also, Jake pretty much just described his parent's relationship, that’s all.

[@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962]

Answer Mexican Culture.

[@killermarfidyoh138]

Those group of women were narcissistic, hypocrites and gold diggers.

[@Oddbisket]

I got asked plenty. It was worse when someone would say I'd make a good wife because of my looks and when I'd give attitude and say I wasn't getting married they would repeat it with sarcasm. Religious men are the worst

[@sg7031]

3:13 we all wish we had an uncle / coach like Charlie

[@cloudconnected1476]

"Bad parenting"... Lol parenting done right. Wish I had someone to tell me all this.

[@shufflerp3868]

From season 1 up to season 9, this was THE show on TV. After Charlie left.... the show was done.

[@marktheshark7588]

Agreed.

[@sanazs6285]

Charlie is an amazing uncle

[@markborishnikoff5485]

0:25 i think those women just wanted to get pissed off.

[@WardenSpectreCommander]

That you don't need to watch your weight line was smooth coming from Jake

[@meatusshaft300]

Idk man. A lot of girls would take it as being rude/unnecessary. The golden rule is to basically never talk about their weight under any circumstances! Even when they ask you about it, you gotta deflect, deflect, deflect! Lol

[@elpiedra1596]

@@meatusshaft300 Nah.

[@chrislake8070]

I still have this sitcom from season 1 to season 12 love it to death

[@alysonenos3373]

Me to it never gets old

[@cornholio8715]

@@alysonenos3373 I WANT MY BINKY BACK

[@emelienwabuona479]

Pleeeease!!!!!!! where can I find them online? I never knew about the sitcom until early this year.🤣

[@iwriteseoarticlesin12hours25]

Even Seasons 9-12?

[@itsavinashtiwari]

@@iwriteseoarticlesin12hours25 i only watch till Charlie Harper is there

[@kanikamaheshwari9732]

Allen's wife t-shirt is what Penny wears in the Big Bang Theory😛

[@kelvinmbugua6688]

Nice catch

[@sheerluckholmes5468]

Nahh, surely they would have bought Penny a new one.

[@og_bhaiyu]

3:30 bad idea is one of the greatest things on tv

[@flyingcaba5874]

The last scene is hilarious...Jake, really??

[@Leto2ndAtreides]

He learned well.

[@Nichwar19]

@@Leto2ndAtreides everybody would learn if their uncle was Charlie Sheen

[@eriksforestryvision8751]

"Maybe he can give you some tips" haha

[@BarManE.C.]

My #1 all time fave episode is the HALLOWEEN EPISODE with the Devil Worshiper cult women freaks. The ending kills me every time!

[@frozengamer3030]

Charlie and Jake are my favourite characters on the show.

[@DickiMonster]

I like the ohter guy , whats hes name again?

[@frozengamer3030]

@@DickiMonster Allen

[@josmclove4426]

Alan is cool too

[@preston74]

Berta

[@gradel888]

5:35 I’m guessing cherry-AGAGAGAGAGAG! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jaybarnes8720]

I was guessing Cream Pie lol

[@napalmstickylikeglue]

"Should I run for it?" 🤣

[@Alberto-xb5hg]

Allan and Charlie were PERFECT Allan without Charlie...Nah!!! Charlie without Allan...Nah!!! Allan and Charlie...YEAH!!!!

[@amolaksinghsunnerd4999]

"Oh bad idea!" 🤣

[@gryffinsdad1428]

That kid was hilarious! 😂

[@Michael.Sandoval33]

"Maybe he can give you some tips"

[@brianmndeni1667]

😂😂😂

[@alexpowers5117]

Jakes hair looks like a darth vader helmet at 2:57

[@deharco2810]

Best show ever!!!!

[@JustMe-pc2ii]

This television show was great.

[@lynn1464]

It sure was 😂

[@BrianPalmer-ix3pr]

Jake Had The Right Idea. Someone To Clean My House And A Little Action And Don't Want To Give Away Half My Stuff.

[@rexmccomb7589]

Tater head had a three way makes me laugh 😅

[@baddriversoflittlerock8359]

Right, they cut off some of the best lines

[@EagleOneM1953]

Everybody has this notion that Charlie Sheen was the focus point and some even said it was his show (even Brooke Shields in a blooper reel I saw here) but they keep ignoring the superb acting of Jon Cryer as Alan. And I must admit the writers knew how to get the best out of it... Which totally was gone when they had to try and make it work with Kutcher who was given an impossible task of keeping the same chemistry going... I repeat, with the brother connection gone so went the show...

[@hollywoodhiggins1576]

How have they not given Jon cryer his own show after how much he carried the last few seasons! Without Jon cryer this show is nowhere near as successful!

[@navidpey194]

“ i just had an sandwich”

[@Adrian-gn5bw]

Stiffy at Marie Callenders 👽

[@anthonyk1234]

The first 35 seconds is spot on

[@bethedmonds3028]

Got a feeling Charley is coming back on tv❣️

[@Meditation479]

Jake was sort of Genius , Lazy but Intelligent sort of. Why they made his character Dumb god knows as the show progressed

[@alfredrogers5312]

Tremendous Cast and great writers

[@evilpiglet]

“Oh, bad idea!"

[@sluggzmcgee6272]

Alan's education seems to surpass Charlie's and yet Charlie seems so much more smarter. Alan is living proof you can't fix stupid.

[@inncogneato6341]

Yeah, he’s more smarter.

[@hydrangeas_lover]

Yo that lady macing him was terrible lol i understand she felt he couldn't take the hint but Charlie is so use to women being interested in him, he thought she was playing hard to get lol Her daughter was cute though and Jake landed the Diet Coke line🤣

[@jayaz3902]

Best TV show ever

[@darinfonder1388]

Berta...I'm guessing cherry! 😂😅😂😂😂

[@eliasmartinez3127]

It's a Sitcom 😂 It's part of the script 😂

[@aryanwankhede6102]

Everything kept aside, Jake's character development after he entered teenage just went downhill the entire show

[@hydrangeas_lover]

I agree. He was actually witty with his own brand of wisdom. After he was just an idiotic pothead

[@heatherwanamaker8000]

love this show

[@strikeforcealpha9343]

This kid is a genius.

[@deadmanthehekatonkheire994]

That final clip is of a missed opportunity by the writing team. They should have pursued an arc where Jake becomes a loveable idiot who gets laid a lot. That would have given him both Charlie and Alan's most notable characteristics.

[@nathanruben3372]

When Charlie sheen left the show, literally, they fucked show .. The show was his life almost.

[@lynn1464]

He got fired the way his character was a lot of how he really is that is why he did the role so well

[@jamesndula9376]

8:08, and even give you some tip. That was subtle from Charlie 😊

[@elenacisneros3970]

Such a funny show I would like to see the full episodes and the new one

[@divatclt3598]

I absolutely LOVE this show 😂

[@Aemilius46]

Jake's smartest move, was when he questioned Charlie's ways on dealing with Relationships and Women.... Charlie is the last person You want to listen too...

[@4LawNotes]

That's excellent parenting!

[@falcon3268]

Its probably a great thing that Jake wouldn't have a drivers license

[@thetruthdoctor666]

#BringBackCharlieHarper

[@DanGomez-zk5pg]

Best of them all, Charlie!, all other characters are really great, but Sheen is Unique.

[@JJFN-zm3ky]

She had absolutely no reason to pepper spray him…

[@keithbannister9271]

You are absolutely wrong! She repeatedly asked him to leave her alone, that is harassment!!!!

[@Peksisarvinen]

@@keithbannister9271 So next time someone talks to me and doesn't stop despite me asking them to, I can punch them in the face and it'll be justified in your books?

[@denverdubois5835]

Given that he didn't lay a hand on her, and that they were in a public place with no altercation at all going on, she might've actually gotten in trouble with the law. She assaulted him, basically.

[@ikhlaqkhan3261]

Wow, now I’m wondering if it was Alan or Judith fault that their marriage went into a shit show?

[@tillmen4444]

Judith's said she was unhappy and I think cheating, plus she's crazy manipulative and down right destructive to Alan ever improving his life. She destroyed multiple of his relationships and his second marriage for nothing, but to keep him as unhappy as her

[@michaelmcphee2930]

Best show in years.

[@thepriorstone4064]

4:17 this is actually Charlie being a good guy for a change, he ate the bullet cuz he told Jake to do something irresponsible

[@maryannegunter115]

This show was great in many ways 😅

[@jackcuellar357]

Agree completely, society shames people that want to stay single. I know women that were married then got divorced and said never again

[@aj906]

I don't wanna give anybody half my stuff. What's bad about that

[@Cardlimits]

wonder if the comment war will start here too but let's see. the mace on charlie was an extreme because no physical force was used. in this level of pestering you can ask an employee's help to have Charlie leave. the mace at this point can lead to her arrest.

[@thomasjohan3138]

I agree man, just cause you have a pepper spray doesnt mean you can just use it on anybody who annoys you

[@maxxymrice6200]

Alan: Sophomore and I still wasn't emotionally ready. He's in his forties and has been with at least 10 women and is still not emotionally ready.

[@iGF3R]

'I dont wanna give anybody half my stuff' how right you are young jake, because in the real world even if the wife cheats she can make out it was because she felt 'unappreciated' by the husband and they're still forced to give half of their belongings, half of their money for her infidelity.

[@garymacdonald6184]

I love how Alan believes that the 2 girls who Jake had a 3 sum with were into surfing

[@dayvonlouis5187]

3:48 it wasn’t like he didn’t warn them

[@victoriathorne8252]

Hilariously

[@timthompson7205]

Questionable parenting? No one has done any parenting in 40 fucking years.

[@MiyaStarOfficial]

Jakey got game bro!

[@natanfernandopereiramartin3491]

Good 👍🏻👍🏾🇧🇷🇺🇸

[@mmjudith269]

It is just a TV show!!!!

[@llarmstrong783]

Is that Shirley from Community?

[@vasyan123]

Sure, unless time is linear

[@farshadsohrabi5273]

exellent

[@redips]

(looking at young girl walking) Alan: yours? Charlie: Alan she look 16. Alan: again i ask, hopefully i wont testify. Yours? This is Charlie Harper, i wouldn't be surprised at all if he hooked up with a 16 year old.

[@sagesixparties7217]

I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t

[@Beaneabean]

@@sagesixparties7217 Irl, a rich guy who wont date women his age definitely would. Every guy would, unfortunately 🤢

[@anasaavedra5600]

0:11 these women are seriously not helping out with the situation he’s only 11 he’s not ready for the whole girlfriend thing yet

[@charlottebarnes6761]

Never watched it after Charlie left

[@konpsymusic]

now? yes now !!!

[@user-zu1sc7ir1l]

sometimes its sad to see how much shallow the leaders we choose think , how do you see wewe hutaki siasi yakutenganisha watu , then in the same sentense say siasa ni ya watu waazimio , kama io sio kutenganisha watu then i dont know what it is

[@sherryrepp9541]

I LOVE CHARLIE SHEEN AND WILL NEVER WATCH WATCH THE THE SHOW WITH HIM

[@mr.l8723]

Jake was a real douche when got older

[@lynn1464]

Yeah I don't like how his character changed as he get older

[@lorifreeman1746]

You let him spend all summer with his other grandparents maybe he can give you some tips ❤

[@JoseSanchez0795]

😂😂😂

[@stevehartman1730]

My brother was married 5 times n divorced 4 times n had 6 kids n none got him for child support or alimony when he was 19 he'd date at same time 4 girls n they'd come n house at once it doesn't get any better than that.

[@user-gj1me4mf5c]

Why admit your brother is a pos? No man would deny care for his children. His kids are probably in prison or losers themselves with the sad, pathetic excuse for a "father" they had. You should have explained to your brother that a real man takes care of his kids. Or maybe you are a pos "father" also. 🤢 How disgusting.

[@inncogneato6341]

He must be a slow learner.

[@stevehartman1730]

Innacog. He had a 175 IQ in 3rd grade skipped 3 grades n school Naval Intelligence 81/2 years ,CIA Codebreaker 3 yrs Mekong Delta,Vietnam traveled world settin up spy agencies spoke 17 languages n 37 Dialects .....slo learner I don't think so n oh when he was 19 he simultaneously dated 4 girls same time get it 4 girls came n front door same time n one said there was 8 times of him for all of them Misra been hung like a horse

[@stevehartman1730]

Innacog, an IQ of 175 codebreaker for CIA I could go on...and u

[@stevehartman1730]

Oh no he was a genius w IQ of 175 in 3rd grsde became a code breaker CIA international​@@inncogneato6341

[@Abbott6494]

🤣🤣🤣

[@solanoscrossoverproduction3930]

You’ve got squat!

[@brokensymphony]

American parenting

[@yorktyke]

Berta😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉❤