Questionable Parenting | Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons. Originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones, the series was about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper, his uptight brother, Alan, and Alan's mischievous son, Jake. As Alan's marriage falls apart and divorce appears imminent, he and Jake move into Charlie's beachfront Malibu house and complicate Charlie's freewheeling life. Ashton Kutcher was hired as Walden Schmidt, a billionaire who buys Charlie's house after his death.
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[@JeffreyGillespie]

Jake landing the Diet Coke line while Charlie writhes on the floor 😂

[@TheGrimmCommoner]

Charlie was an awesome wingman there.

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

@@TheGrimmCommoner oh 100% incredible wingman work there

[@Rabbit-k8q]

"She waved at you, she smiled. Clearly her standards aren't that high." 😂

[@deepromitra1498]

Jake-'thank u'😅

[@speedypanda454]

yeah

[@310bound]

Jake: “What if she wants a corn dog?” Charlie: “She’s about to meet one.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@josmclove4426]

🤣🤣🤣👌

[@Redemption-r]

“Maybe he can give you some tips” had me

[@draisens]

what episode was that from?

[@dez3540]

@@draisens Season 8 Episode 1, "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"

[@stevennuckles2875]

Who were the two girls leaving jakes room

[@nickname2935]

@@stevennuckles2875 Friends who wanted to surf in the early morning. Nothing happened. Jake was just being nice by offering them a place to sleep.

[@Binks182]

It was later revealed in the episode not to be the case​@@nickname2935

[@tabishkhan9559]

They missed the part where alan forgets to take jack back home after football... and jake is waiting in the rain.

[@atulvikram5279]

In the beginning of two and a half men Alan at least bothered to be a good parent, by 6th Or 7th season he was just hopeless

[@roxanne5066]

That whole episode was epic 😂 😂

[@jelenajelenic9069]

I THINK IT WAS 2 TIMES AS ROUD.FROM THEATER,SCHOOL PLAY ETC...

[@slovenahraphael4277]

I know right 😅😅

[@mikerichmond9086]

It wasn’t football. It was soccer. Duh

[@emmavari9530]

I don’t get why those women get angry that he doesn’t want to get married!! Aren’t u all are divorced and had enough of it??

[@kundy32]

😂😂😂😂😂they couldn't do it, why should he?

[@b1akn3ss93]

Probably cause he’s rich …

[@nicholaskotsianas4896]

Well said!

[@sugarnads]

They cant divorce grape him too

[@caromx1110]

Some men whose don't want to marry also get angry when a woman doesn't want marriage. Nobody wants to clean a house for free.

[@tatakae1981]

“I don’t want to give anyone half my stuff.” Jake had wisdom beyond his years. Frankly, Jake did nothing wrong other than tell Judy’s coven that he doesn’t want to end up like his divorce graped father or marry a narcissistic Karen like his mother.

[@srami004]

AMEN

[@BushidoVXX]

True, but he only parroted Charlie’s words.

[@caromx1110]

Her mother was not narcissistic, Charlie was. And Alan lost the divorce because his brother played with his lawyer and as revenge she made a bad case for Alan.

[@ninasolberg6998]

Judith wasn't a narcissist. Narcissists are Evelyn (duh), Charlie and maybe some one else, I'd say Mia because she wanted to change Charlie..but Judith? Nah.

[@SunShinyDaysPlease]

Who is Judy? What is a "graped father"? Put your crackpipe down and start making sense.

[@RWAC685]

Alan: Shame On You. Charlie: Is That It? Love Charlie’s Humor.

[@ilya9757]

"maybe he can give you some tips" - the ultimate brotherly diss

[@Paliakoudis]

Not to make an excuse for the awful (yet hilarious) bad parenting from Charlie, but who asks a ten year old with a disappointing tone "So you're never gonna get married?"

[@AlexKaufman]

A bunch of old farts

[@redacted2275]

The difference is Charlie is his uncle, he gave something to Jake to think about... these women are projecting, considering only their idea of marriage like Charlie's arguments are wrong. They're not. Also, Jake pretty much just described his parent's relationship, that’s all.

[@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962]

Answer Mexican Culture.

[@killermarfidyoh138]

Those group of women were narcissistic, hypocrites and gold diggers.

[@Oddbisket]

I got asked plenty. It was worse when someone would say I'd make a good wife because of my looks and when I'd give attitude and say I wasn't getting married they would repeat it with sarcasm. Religious men are the worst

[@JedidiahNorris]

Charlie is an amazing uncle. "maybe he can give you some tips" - the ultimate brotherly diss.

[@keithedwards892]

Like it or not, you gotta admit this show had some really good writers.

[@marktheshark7588]

Agreed.

[@konpsymusic]

Jake - If i may say so, you don't need to watch your weight 😂😂😂

[@stevennuckles2875]

What episode was that

[@emelienwabuona479]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thatomatseba6916]

That's a good one

[@southamcaballero]

"If you don't mind me saying so" or any variation thereof is always a great way to start to talk to any girl or woman, when it comes to sensitive matters. Jake had a charm that he learned from Charlie

[@patrickdenengelse9293]

Alans attempt of sex education to Jake is hilarious 😂😂😂😂 thanks to Charlie and Berta 😂😂😂😂

[@sg7031]

3:13 we all wish we had an uncle / coach like Charlie

[@AfricanHeavyMetalGuy]

Jake was a legend. I can't tell how many times I cracked at that first scene.

[@cloudconnected1476]

"Bad parenting"... Lol parenting done right. Wish I had someone to tell me all this.

[@theman1412]

4:47, That's like one of the nicest things Charlie has ever done 😀

[@kaarijastar]

truly 😅

[@angieb976]

Why did he need his hat?

[@erwindotkstm7696]

@@angieb976 cause the Police was driving behind, so they maybe would've seen that the hat was on the drivers head which would have blown Charlies idea

[@ankitpareek7271]

It was actually very smart of him to switch the hat too.

[@maxxymrice6200]

Then he learns he never showed up in court for unpaid parking tickets, so his license was suspended years ago, and he is arrested for driving with a suspended license.

[@shufflerp3868]

From season 1 up to season 9, this was THE show on TV. After Charlie left.... the show was done.

[@marktheshark7588]

Agreed.

[@MichaelMeade-d7b]

Greed is why the show continued.

[@RoseGarden86]

Charlie is an amazing uncle

[@BrianPalmer-ix3pr]

Jake Had The Right Idea. Someone To Clean My House And A Little Action And Don't Want To Give Away Half My Stuff.

[@markborishnikoff5485]

0:25 i think those women just wanted to get pissed off.

[@chrislake8070]

I still have this sitcom from season 1 to season 12 love it to death

[@alysonenos3373]

Me to it never gets old

[@cornholio8715]

@@alysonenos3373 I WANT MY BINKY BACK

[@emelienwabuona479]

Pleeeease!!!!!!! where can I find them online? I never knew about the sitcom until early this year.🤣

[@iwriteseoarticlesin12hours25]

Even Seasons 9-12?

[@itsavinashtiwari]

@@iwriteseoarticlesin12hours25 i only watch till Charlie Harper is there

[@Alberto-xb5hg]

Allan and Charlie were PERFECT Allan without Charlie...Nah!!! Charlie without Allan...Nah!!! Allan and Charlie...YEAH!!!!

[@og_bhaiyu]

3:30 bad idea is one of the greatest things on tv

[@WardenSpectreCommander]

That you don't need to watch your weight line was smooth coming from Jake

[@meatusshaft300]

Idk man. A lot of girls would take it as being rude/unnecessary. The golden rule is to basically never talk about their weight under any circumstances! Even when they ask you about it, you gotta deflect, deflect, deflect! Lol

[@elpiedra1596]

@@meatusshaft300 Nah.

[@DanGomez-zk5pg]

Best of them all, Charlie!, all other characters are really great, but Sheen is Unique.

[@BarManE.C.]

My #1 all time fave episode is the HALLOWEEN EPISODE with the Devil Worshiper cult women freaks. The ending kills me every time!

[@frozengamer3030]

Charlie and Jake are my favourite characters on the show.

[@DickiMonster]

I like the ohter guy , whats hes name again?

[@frozengamer3030]

@@DickiMonster Allen

[@josmclove4426]

Alan is cool too

[@preston74]

Berta

[@EagleOneM1953]

Everybody has this notion that Charlie Sheen was the focus point and some even said it was his show (even Brooke Shields in a blooper reel I saw here) but they keep ignoring the superb acting of Jon Cryer as Alan. And I must admit the writers knew how to get the best out of it... Which totally was gone when they had to try and make it work with Kutcher who was given an impossible task of keeping the same chemistry going... I repeat, with the brother connection gone so went the show...

[@flyingcaba5874]

The last scene is hilarious...Jake, really??

[@Leto2ndAtreides]

He learned well.

[@Nichwar19]

@@Leto2ndAtreides everybody would learn if their uncle was Charlie Sheen

[@kanikamaheshwari9732]

Allen's wife t-shirt is what Penny wears in the Big Bang Theory😛

[@kelvinmbugua6688]

Nice catch

[@sheerluckholmes5468]

Nahh, surely they would have bought Penny a new one.

[@gradel888]

5:35 I’m guessing cherry-AGAGAGAGAGAG! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jaybarnes8720]

I was guessing Cream Pie lol

[@willpierson8310]

What does pie haft to do with sex? Have you seen American Pie Jake? lol 😂

[@Kevin_B1428]

That kid was hilarious! 😂

[@eriksforestryvision8751]

"Maybe he can give you some tips" haha

[@hollywoodhiggins1576]

How have they not given Jon cryer his own show after how much he carried the last few seasons! Without Jon cryer this show is nowhere near as successful!

[@alfredrogers5312]

Tremendous Cast and great writers

[@sluggzmcgee6272]

Alan's education seems to surpass Charlie's and yet Charlie seems so much more smarter. Alan is living proof you can't fix stupid.

[@inncogneato6341]

Yeah, he’s more smarter.

[@aryanwankhede6102]

Everything kept aside, Jake's character development after he entered teenage just went downhill the entire show

[@hydrangeas_lover]

I agree. He was actually witty with his own brand of wisdom. After he was just an idiotic pothead

[@alexpowers5117]

Jakes hair looks like a darth vader helmet at 2:57

[@HAUSHEDMUSIC]

Best show ever!!!!

[@JustMe-pc2ii]

This television show was great.

[@lynn1464]

It sure was 😂

[@napalmstickylikeglue]

"Should I run for it?" 🤣

[@Michael.Sandoval33]

"Maybe he can give you some tips"

[@brianmndeni1667]

😂😂😂

[@bethedmonds3028]

Got a feeling Charley is coming back on tv❣️

[@hydrangeas_lover]

Yo that lady macing him was terrible lol i understand she felt he couldn't take the hint but Charlie is so use to women being interested in him, he thought she was playing hard to get lol Her daughter was cute though and Jake landed the Diet Coke line🤣

[@thetruthdoctor666]

#BringBackCharlieHarper

[@amolaksinghsunnerd4999]

"Oh bad idea!" 🤣

[@anthonyk1234]

The first 35 seconds is spot on

[@jayaz3902]

Best TV show ever

[@JOKER-mt5yu]

Why would a 17 year old girl leave Jake's room at 7 am? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 They think 12 year old Jake doesn't understand anything about this. Charlie's right. Not everyone is ready to be in college or even 18 to do this. A lot of 12 and 13 year olds are doing it now😂😂😂.

[@vaxan5126]

0:33 I like how they're surprised lol

[@nathanruben3372]

When Charlie sheen left the show, literally, they fucked show .. The show was his life almost.

[@lynn1464]

He got fired the way his character was a lot of how he really is that is why he did the role so well

[@falcon3268]

Its probably a great thing that Jake wouldn't have a drivers license

[@Meditation479]

Jake was sort of Genius , Lazy but Intelligent sort of. Why they made his character Dumb god knows as the show progressed

[@theneet9528]

😂😂😂, U know that genius , lazy but intelligent kids are also a totally what the writer wrote. It wasn't real.

[@heatherwanamaker8000]

love this show

[@Cardlimits]

wonder if the comment war will start here too but let's see. the mace on charlie was an extreme because no physical force was used. in this level of pestering you can ask an employee's help to have Charlie leave. the mace at this point can lead to her arrest.

[@thomasjohan3138]

I agree man, just cause you have a pepper spray doesnt mean you can just use it on anybody who annoys you

[@rexmccomb7589]

Tater head had a three way makes me laugh 😅

[@baddriversoflittlerock8359]

Right, they cut off some of the best lines

[@navidpey194]

“ i just had an sandwich”

[@ikhlaqkhan3261]

Wow, now I’m wondering if it was Alan or Judith fault that their marriage went into a shit show?

[@tillmen4444]

Judith's said she was unhappy and I think cheating, plus she's crazy manipulative and down right destructive to Alan ever improving his life. She destroyed multiple of his relationships and his second marriage for nothing, but to keep him as unhappy as her

[@evilpiglet]

“Oh, bad idea!"

[@Eclovesme1]

Such a funny show I would like to see the full episodes and the new one

[@Aemilius46]

Jake's smartest move, was when he questioned Charlie's ways on dealing with Relationships and Women.... Charlie is the last person You want to listen too...

[@divatclt3598]

I absolutely LOVE this show 😂

[@darinfonder1388]

Berta...I'm guessing cherry! 😂😅😂😂😂

[@jackcuellar357]

Agree completely, society shames people that want to stay single. I know women that were married then got divorced and said never again

[@strikeforcealpha9343]

This kid is a genius.

[@charlottebarnes6761]

Never watched it after Charlie left

[@Adrian-gn5bw]

Stiffy at Marie Callenders 👽

[@eliasmartinez3127]

It's a Sitcom 😂 It's part of the script 😂

[@deadmanthehekatonkheire994]

That final clip is of a missed opportunity by the writing team. They should have pursued an arc where Jake becomes a loveable idiot who gets laid a lot. That would have given him both Charlie and Alan's most notable characteristics.

[@nonamewillbegiven2412]

Yawn

[@redenvy649]

The moment Charlie left the show,he also takes away all the jokes,their chemistry with the casts and humour the show used to have..

[@PincoPallino-zh8wm]

0:17 first thing every male kid should learn before dating or getting married :)

[@JJFN-zm3ky]

She had absolutely no reason to pepper spray him…

[@keithbannister9271]

You are absolutely wrong! She repeatedly asked him to leave her alone, that is harassment!!!!

[@Peksisarvinen]

@@keithbannister9271 So next time someone talks to me and doesn't stop despite me asking them to, I can punch them in the face and it'll be justified in your books?

[@denverdubois5835]

Given that he didn't lay a hand on her, and that they were in a public place with no altercation at all going on, she might've actually gotten in trouble with the law. She assaulted him, basically.

[@4LawNotes]

That's excellent parenting!

[@michaelmcphee2930]

Best show in years.

[@jamesndula9376]

8:08, and even give you some tip. That was subtle from Charlie 😊

[@aj906]

I don't wanna give anybody half my stuff. What's bad about that

[@thepriorstone4064]

4:17 this is actually Charlie being a good guy for a change, he ate the bullet cuz he told Jake to do something irresponsible

[@maryannegunter115]

This show was great in many ways 😅

[@iGF3R]

'I dont wanna give anybody half my stuff' how right you are young jake, because in the real world even if the wife cheats she can make out it was because she felt 'unappreciated' by the husband and they're still forced to give half of their belongings, half of their money for her infidelity.

[@maxxymrice6200]

Alan: Sophomore and I still wasn't emotionally ready. He's in his forties and has been with at least 10 women and is still not emotionally ready.

[@anasaavedra5600]

0:11 these women are seriously not helping out with the situation he’s only 11 he’s not ready for the whole girlfriend thing yet

[@redips]

(looking at young girl walking) Alan: yours? Charlie: Alan she look 16. Alan: again i ask, hopefully i wont testify. Yours? This is Charlie Harper, i wouldn't be surprised at all if he hooked up with a 16 year old.

[@sagesixparties7217]

I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t

[@Beaneabean]

@@sagesixparties7217 Irl, a rich guy who wont date women his age definitely would. Every guy would, unfortunately 🤢

[@smallmight9623]

1:25 anddd that's assault. Someone verbally pestering you in public isn't an excuse to use pepper spray.

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Actually, she made it clear that she wanted him to leave her and her daughter alone. And he refused to do so, while making it clear that he wanted her to leave her child with someone she doesn't know. It's not on her to accommodate Charlie or Jake in that situation, and very easy to see how she might feel threatened by him.

[@timthompson7205]

Questionable parenting? No one has done any parenting in 40 fucking years.

[@garymacdonald6184]

I love how Alan believes that the 2 girls who Jake had a 3 sum with were into surfing

[@nonsensekingdom]

Oooouuuu.....Bad Idea 👀

[@dayvonlouis5187]

3:48 it wasn’t like he didn’t warn them

[@mr.l8723]

Jake was a real douche when got older

[@lynn1464]

Yeah I don't like how his character changed as he get older

[@farshadsohrabi5273]

exellent

[@stevehartman1730]

My brother was married 5 times n divorced 4 times n had 6 kids n none got him for child support or alimony when he was 19 he'd date at same time 4 girls n they'd come n house at once it doesn't get any better than that.

[@SunShinyDaysPlease]

Why admit your brother is a pos? No man would deny care for his children. His kids are probably in prison or losers themselves with the sad, pathetic excuse for a "father" they had. You should have explained to your brother that a real man takes care of his kids. Or maybe you are a pos "father" also. 🤢 How disgusting.

[@inncogneato6341]

He must be a slow learner.

[@stevehartman1730]

Innacog. He had a 175 IQ in 3rd grade skipped 3 grades n school Naval Intelligence 81/2 years ,CIA Codebreaker 3 yrs Mekong Delta,Vietnam traveled world settin up spy agencies spoke 17 languages n 37 Dialects .....slo learner I don't think so n oh when he was 19 he simultaneously dated 4 girls same time get it 4 girls came n front door same time n one said there was 8 times of him for all of them Misra been hung like a horse

[@stevehartman1730]

Innacog, an IQ of 175 codebreaker for CIA I could go on...and u

[@stevehartman1730]

Oh no he was a genius w IQ of 175 in 3rd grsde became a code breaker CIA international​@@inncogneato6341

[@llarmstrong783]

Is that Shirley from Community?

[@vasyan123]

Sure, unless time is linear

[@sherryrepp9541]

I LOVE CHARLIE SHEEN AND WILL NEVER WATCH WATCH THE THE SHOW WITH HIM

[@MiyaStarOfficial]

Jakey got game bro!

[@BrianOtieno-f1c]

sometimes its sad to see how much shallow the leaders we choose think , how do you see wewe hutaki siasi yakutenganisha watu , then in the same sentense say siasa ni ya watu waazimio , kama io sio kutenganisha watu then i dont know what it is

[@joecorr1853]

I didn't watch an episode after Charlie left. Out of respect.

[@lynn1464]

He got fired his character was a lot of how he was that is why he did it so well

[@natanfernandopereiramartin3491]

Good 👍🏻👍🏾🇧🇷🇺🇸

[@brokensymphony]

American parenting