Like Women || Crapshots Ep780

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@externalgills6886 2 ай бұрын

"I like my pizza like I like women." "Well yeah, of course we'll have to pay for it."

@Scorpio2074 2 ай бұрын

Ouch.

@OctopusOwl 2 ай бұрын

Oooh😮 😂😢

@Hawkwreak 2 ай бұрын

Not if its from Pizza Thonk I suppose.

@draygosmith 2 ай бұрын

Not this time, I've got LOYALTY POINTS

@nitramreniar 2 ай бұрын

"No Greg, I'm not going to pay for your pizza!"

@SonicSlicer 2 ай бұрын

Just the "Concerned Graham Noises" sold it for me 🤣

@FaytVanguard 2 ай бұрын

BBQ Blast Bacon......... so your into Texas Guys.

@DannyboyO1 2 ай бұрын

I thought it was a southern US cop fetish.

@cliff5n0t3s 2 ай бұрын

It’s back?!

@FreddieMalcomb 2 ай бұрын

I love the fact that once again, Beej throws his phone away the second someone starts talking to him.

@jgirl13245 2 ай бұрын

I’d like to thank the comments for making me go back and freeze frame read every pizza description. XD

@OctopusOwl 2 ай бұрын

Aw dangit *Rewatches video*

@mystcb 2 ай бұрын

Thank you :D - and thank those that got you to look back too... 100% some of those pizzas are going to be what I order next time :D

@Khyrberos 2 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@ladambell 2 ай бұрын

Ugh, men have such impossible standards for pizza

@estebanrodriguez5409 2 ай бұрын

I love the "It's back?!" from G

@absenceofgravitas 2 ай бұрын

I appreciate the effort put into the pizza descriptions for jokes you have to freeze frame to see

@simplydavemn 2 ай бұрын

Ayesha Tyler: "Things you can say about your pizza, but not your partner."

@mathgeek3_14 2 ай бұрын

Funnny thing is this is the perfect length for an actually ad

@UncleExpendable 2 ай бұрын

Hot? Cold? Stuffed with Cheese? Covered in sausage grease? Vegetarian? In lieu of pay raises? I could go on, but I choose not to.

@Frommerman 2 ай бұрын

I like my pizza like I like my women: pathetic, tone-deaf attempts by c-suite reptilians to distract increasingly beleaguered workforces from unionizing and expropriating their asses. That comparison...may have gotten away from me.

@EricChoiniere 2 ай бұрын

This feels like a "flip it and reverse it" of Ep466 - The Confession

@hiimemily 2 ай бұрын

Ah, the Missy Elliott approach.

@CodenameJD 2 ай бұрын

I like my pizza like I like my women. Have you met my wife, Margherita?

@ben_burnes 2 ай бұрын

I appreciate the "Basically just cheesy bread" line... for Adam.

@BigGhilz 2 ай бұрын

Okay the ingredient lists were great. 10/10

@Cthulhu3C 2 ай бұрын

I like my women like I like my salad: lightly dressed

@Fuzz-Ra 2 ай бұрын

With a drizzle of oil.

@mullac0107 2 ай бұрын

This one is absolutely amazing. So much comedy condensed into such little time

@J.P_Nacho 2 ай бұрын

"Covered in bee!"

@BurleyBoar 2 ай бұрын

I laughed out loud, to no one in the room, longer than this video played. Well done.

@THESP-rz3hg 2 ай бұрын

First impression, more reading than i want in a typical Crapshot. But i should have known LRR would make it worthwhile to listen through, and also to go back and read everything

@joshsatterwhite1571 2 ай бұрын

I like my women like I like my comedy skits: short, Canadian, and funnier than they have any right to be.

@PantherAssaultCannon 2 ай бұрын

Guess who's back? Back again. It's the BBQ Blast Bacon Women.

@lostmarble540 2 ай бұрын

none woman with left beef (fun fact: None Pizza with Left Beef has a wikipedia page)

@Sugarman96 2 ай бұрын

Also a fun fact, the guy behind None Pizza, Left Beef is a co-creator of Young Sheldon.

@bmac3738 2 ай бұрын

@@Sugarman96 these were both fun facts

@lhei_tayuun 2 ай бұрын

And it really shouldn't, but a number of contributors are committed to maintaining the novelty of being able to say it has its own wikipedia page.

@Archgeek0 2 ай бұрын

None pizza, left lass?

@thomaswhite3059 Ай бұрын

@Sugarman96 so they peaked with None Pizza Left Beef is what you're saying

@jedfromyourlocallibrary 2 ай бұрын

What a punchline 😂

@an_asp 2 ай бұрын

Hand-tossed.

@Nyundaa 2 ай бұрын

The Meat Lovers comes with a Lamb Shank for only $14? Damn I'm ordering that (hold the veal).

@clencheastwood1571 2 ай бұрын

Don't forget the "Qwrp", which is nacho cheese served from the teet of a paper mache racoon. The twist is that the racoon is real.

@AzureLord707 2 ай бұрын

You sort of just, eat around it.

@artemi7 2 ай бұрын

I would love any pizza place that put lamb on their pizzas...!

@EternalDensity 2 ай бұрын

I like my women the way I like my Siberian Railway

@an_asp 2 ай бұрын

I spent a good while having missed the joke, and just repeating different possibilities in my head: "Long. Exceptionally long. Unimaginably long. A woman several thousand miles long. Covered in locomotives."

@tomireland3644 2 ай бұрын

Obligatory "Covered in Bees! “ Izzard reference 😄

@kleinsteindude Ай бұрын

a pizza just called "White" killed me

@Quiltfish 2 ай бұрын

I like my pizza like I like my women, not from chain restaurants.

@MiffoKarin 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, you know what? I do like my pizza how I like my women; Hot, spicy and very cheesy.

@DeeDust 2 ай бұрын

They forgot to mention the mayo dipping sauce for the white pizza.

@biggerdoofus 2 ай бұрын

"I like my pizza like I like women." Pineapple?

@TheMNWolf 2 ай бұрын

In a plastic cup.

@Programmerman 2 ай бұрын

Maple syrup probably does work with pizza, not so sure about the hockey puck. Should be easy to pick off though

@empath69 2 ай бұрын

"Canadian" pizza is typically 'a meat lovers plus mushrooms' - not really that exciting tbh. (I have had a pizza napolitana that was drizzled with honey that was REALLY good, so maybe a little maple syrup would work, yeah?)

@jackielinde7568 2 ай бұрын

Oh, no. If this is a true Canadian pizza, it won't have a hockey puck. Most likely, it would have a curling stone. Or it's cooked on a curling stone? Look, I have no clue about curling except that there's brooms and rocks involved. As far as Hockey goes, I know we stole Winnipeg's team. (I heard they grew a new one that is bigger and better... so, everything's okay?)

@Programmerman 2 ай бұрын

@@jackielinde7568 They used the curling stone to flatten the dough. 19 kilos of granate for that perfect 12" crust!

@ben_burnes 2 ай бұрын

If you've never put honey on pizza, it's transcendent. I imagine maple syrup is similar.

@DeeDust 2 ай бұрын

Maple syrup would actually probably make a really tasty ingredient when making your own dough now that I'm thinking about it.

@Nonjabiru 2 ай бұрын

Did the description for the white pizza come from Let's Nope? Because Adam recently said he likes cheese pizza and described it as just cheese on bread

@DerUser94 Ай бұрын

I get the distinct feeling those lat batch of crapshots where written with pizza on their minds. I‘m pretty sure there was a pizza party either before, during or after this writing session. And yes this an statement that is always true.

@MarkTyger 2 ай бұрын

Glorious!

@Trueskorn 2 ай бұрын

I was so waiting for a stinger to end this one.

@lawragatajar 2 ай бұрын

I was thinking "cheesy"

@trident042 2 ай бұрын

That extra four seconds at the end made me nervous.

@Mattteus 2 ай бұрын

Sounds like a pretty good pizza

@strocode 2 ай бұрын

Now I gotta check the Panago site for BBQ Blast Bacon... Sounds Delightful!

@viowof 2 ай бұрын

This one hit me like a Canadian Hawaiian Flat White.

@FogelTheVogel 2 ай бұрын

I too would like a Turkey leg on my pizza

@kflash17 2 ай бұрын

omg I love the bbq hawaiian shit :D

@theacidburn117 2 ай бұрын

awesome video

@Dwachak 2 ай бұрын

Who wrote this? Thank you!

@djshire1984 2 ай бұрын

I had no idea where this could go...and I'm still not sure how I feel about it.

@academicace 2 ай бұрын

Craving BBQ Blast Bacon Pizza?

@green_creeper288 2 ай бұрын

Thank you LRR now I'm self conscious of my pizza preference.

@weshouldallbenicer 2 ай бұрын

I get acid reflux from the red sauce. Pizza keeps me up all night...hey like women!

@keab42 2 ай бұрын

Hot and cheesy

@3dpprofessor 2 ай бұрын

I mean, I hardly ever order the same pizza twice in a row. So I guess by this logic monogamy isn't the right fit for me.

@BluTGI1 2 ай бұрын

Pan pizza just got a new meaning for me.

@TheDave413 2 ай бұрын

I like my partners how I like my pizza- hot, cheesy and cheap

@coyoteone6197 2 ай бұрын

Cold the following day?

@davestrider5359 2 ай бұрын

I want to know what toppings does it have and also what type of bbq sauce. I need answers

@lexslate2476 2 ай бұрын

Drizzled with barbecue sauce?

@DrendarMorevo 2 ай бұрын

Missed opportunity for an Applewood Smoked Pulled Pork callback joke.

@alphahelix7997 2 ай бұрын

Should have just ordered from Pizza Phonk, would have been more straightforward!

@nicholasfalasco8539 Ай бұрын

good

@NorthstarTex 2 ай бұрын

Watched this with my partner next to me and he broke on the last line.

@azninja888 2 ай бұрын

Beej knows what he likes

@Newbiespud 2 ай бұрын

I, too, like my women "bringing back Applewood smoked pulled pork." Exceptional taste. ...Wait a minute, is this sketch just a round of Cards Against Humanity?

@nox9856 2 ай бұрын

My question is how in the hell the "White" Pizza, a pizza with literally nothing but cheese, is $15, while all the other options are $14 or less?

@rbencez 2 ай бұрын

Do you how tedious work is getting all the other stuff off the dough? Especially scraping off the sauce.

@Reecer77 2 ай бұрын

Gentrification.

@jackielinde7568 2 ай бұрын

Using Beej's frame of reference, I like both cheese pizzas and Vegetarian. What does that say about the women I like?

@calebmarmon1310 2 ай бұрын

You like vegetarians who don’t take themselves seriously?

@simplydavemn 2 ай бұрын

You like women who aren't made out of chicken, pork, and beef?

@Doodlesthegreat 2 ай бұрын

I'm just surprised "with anchovies" wasn't suggested.

@foxmar2344 2 ай бұрын

What no Florida options?!

@BluTGI1 2 ай бұрын

"Margarita" sauce with questionable gator meat and cuban ham? Delivered by a person who is either nude, on drugs, or in the middle of a police chase? Before you ask All of the above is available but will cost you extra, due to the legal fees.