Dan and Phil- CRACK!VID #4

[@ratcowboys]

But do you guys realize how lucky we are to be alive the same time as Dan and Phil

[@chrisweatherill5763]

tru

[@Hannah-pb3vr]

feels

[@Joel-bx5gm]

That just brightened my day

[@hi-mx9rb]

Yes I already thought of that, we're very lucky to be alive when they are alive

[@gh0stliboii620]

thank you for this

[@celinek7121]

Dan walking just makes me laugh and cringe at the same time...😂😂

[@gloom9799]

He's so awkward XD

[@gloom9799]

+Rebecca White haha I think it would be easy to see him 'cause he's really tall and he has a recognizable face

[@gloom9799]

+Rebecca White I would be like "wtf why is he real WHAT IS HAPPENING"

[@sunswhispering506]

he's an awkward meme and awkward memes walk with a sense of self consciousness. also its probably because of the way he sits in his sofa crease.

[@karenzelmanski7889]

OMI SAME XD

[@moxxymoxx3987]

Can Phil stop being cute and sexy? Also, I want Dan and Phil to be stars of a movie about two gay princes now...

[@teamfluffy2555]

same

[@skwaa8359]

there's a book about two princes who are the main characters and their names are daniel and Phillip lol

[@lxvinglh8029]

+Angelina Gutierrez NAME OF BOOK

[@skwaa8359]

+PhanicAtTheTwentyOneCraftBabies Phansmutislife i love your username and the book is called "the rules of ever after"

[@shandiwarren6454]

I wanna be in this thread in case we get the book name lol

[@annasnotabanana]

I think the one dislike is Nick Jonas

[@gloom9799]

He's jealous of Phil

[@rachaelrimmer6648]

Hahaha probably sorry Nicky boi but #dick is over and it's #phan all the way

[@lucyloom1088]

dick is the titanic, phan is the ice burg :)

[@gloom9799]

+Ira Vampira it's the titadick

[@genuinelyparis7831]

+Rachael Rimmer yES

[@angelwinchester115]

I CAN'T BREATHE I THINK I'M DYING

[@angelwinchester115]

NOT IN A LAUGHING WAY! LIKE I'M LITERALLY ACTUALLY SERIOULSY NOT ALIVE ANYMORE

[@gloom9799]

+Angel Winchester Do you want me to call 911 or Jesus?

[@robeccasteams]

+My cat said YAS yesterday I prefer to call sister Daniel right over

[@gloom9799]

+Basic trash -dashy kun- you're right, let's start the ritual!

[@sarah_colleen1330]

same

[@maelle.c.]

I was laughing sooooooooooo much at the Nick Jonas part

[@sarahjl243]

Same! I actually spat water on my computer screen XD

[@Charlie-yk5vu]

😂😂😂

[@leoalexander4880]

ikr xD

[@llinnea4816]

Maëlle Mermaid i just keep replaying it its so good 😂😂

[@raluprodan]

last time i was this early i was straight

[@cassielowry9148]

ASDFGHJKL ILOVEYOU

[@raluprodan]

+Cassie Lowry hehe love you too

[@agnieszkaz7262]

SAME

[@bookmilla8616]

HAHA

[@PaulaOrtizp]

jajaja same

[@csenge5495]

Phil: stop calling me dad Dan in the new halloween baking video: Teach me, DAD. Phil: *accepts it completely*

[@abbiemaree1772]

I can't believe you used my m&g photo. Because of dan's nails. omg

[@zainasoliman8711]

You're famous now

[@lilames5800]

❤️❤️❤️

[@oliviakellogg2111]

💙

[@ahandley8051]

You and Dans nails are literally everywhere

[@squid6926]

You literally went viral over the entire phandom bc of that photo 😂

[@anapribosic7545]

it just looks so wrong watching dan walking aroud without phil and im not a big shipper or anything its just dan is so empty without phil and phil without dan that is true friendship

[@justaperson6593]

Ikr, he looks so alone

[@mercy8601]

Tbh it feels wrong to see him walking, and he wasn't even playing Pokemon go or anything! Like damnnn (daniel)

[@leoalexander4880]

i feel you

[@markronaldalyssa1938]

I know... like the universe is off balance or something...

[@virgilvenus9038]

Kimmy P How can you be looking on KZbin for dan and phil crack and NOT BE A BIG SHIPPER

[@elftoast]

That "hey daddy" part made me tear up oml phil is beautiful

[@natandthekneecaps825]

Nothing Witty lol I love that clip

[@radnad_]

AND I WILL WALK 500 MILES

[@thescottishl5792]

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE

[@EadweardCairns]

JUST TO BE THE MAN

[@rachaelrimmer6648]

WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES

[@wheatie47]

+Rachael Rimmer TO FALL DOWN AT YA DOOR

[@rachaelrimmer6648]

+purplephan DA DA DA DA

[@Maylage]

Does anyone else find Dan's walk just hilarious in general?

[@gloom9799]

I do. It's just weird to see him walk.

[@winstonthetiger1792]

I thought that the entire time at TATINOF

[@lilames5800]

He's just so awkward😂even when he's walking

[@TheEndi8]

Dan's laugh in the first clip honestly scared the crap out of me

[@gloom9799]

My heart is slowly breaking because Dan keeps giving me heart attacks. His screams and laugh are so sudden they scare me more than the actual videos.

[@NA-wv7qk]

We need to take a moment to appreciate the phandom... We literally fangirl over Dan Howell walking... Just let that sink in...

[@gloom9799]

I think most of us just crack up at watching him weirdly walk around. I mean he radiates awkwardness.

[@justaperson6593]

We're a mess

[@faridakafarova2580]

OR Luke: "Do you Think penguins have feelings" Michael: "i'm gonna give you one more chance to shut the hell up"

[@faridakafarova2580]

sorry im 5sos trash

[@mettheakennedy]

Pierce The 5 Seconds of Nirvana YASS 5SOS FAM

[@jessicaturner5287]

Toast OMG SAMMMMEEE

[@neverending9803]

you make THE BEST crack videos EVER!!

[@neverending9803]

I've been having a really bad day so far and this really cheered me up thanks :)

[@edinadale3519]

+Giulia Lopez Same here

[@lilames5800]

Aww thank you so much lovely!! I'm really glad you like them xxx

[@mightbemikayla3016]

I would pay good ass money to see a full "Hey Daddy" edit for Phil if only I had money

[@natandthekneecaps825]

Mikayla Johnson actually same😂😂😂😂

[@hi-mx9rb]

Yess this video is amazing...! Thanks for making me laugh before I go back to hell tomorrow (hell=school)

[@hi-mx9rb]

0:08 I was already laughing hard at that first clip

[@strangerbeans2686]

ikr

[@npkrgs]

When you're in the middle of phan crack videos and chill alone at midnight and you start crying because all you want in life is to have a friendship/relationship as good as theirs but you know you're going to be forever alone

[@cassielowry9148]

Last time I was this early MCR was still together

[@cielphantomhive8263]

stop just no my heart can't take that

[@prongsverse]

I didn't come here to have my heart ripped out

[@cielphantomhive8263]

+Emily Elizabeth ikr

[@chrisweatherill5763]

lol

[@3nd-un0btain3d]

No stop iiiiiiit

[@17otpsandcounting6]

Sometimes I forget that Dan and Phil live together and when I relies I'm like : oh right * Has heart attack *

[@amisscott8201]

am I the only one who calls dan dad and phil mom. Phil is so sweet. I can see him in a floral apron baking cookies while dan is reading the news paper in the other room.

[@chronicallysnail1742]

Dan and Phil are just so beautiful

[@Gnomereginam]

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" Oh wow my mind just went BOOOM

[@Eva-ce1rw]

"Ow stop hitting me with your balls" DAN LOOKS SO OFFENDED IT LOOKS LIKE IDEK

[@cadetcadet3935]

I cant stop rewinding the amazing dad part. ... HELP ME

[@TheAshes232]

dude same like hot damn.

[@natandthekneecaps825]

Cadet Cadet the thing is I've known that song since I was little

[@catherinelong7183]

I had a really big existential crisis during this!!😂😭

[@akemi4391]

listen,, i'm no demon phannie and i don't want to be mean but am i the only one who can't stand cat? for no particular reason?

[@iwasbeingironic]

me neither. I don't even know why she seems annoying to me, it's not because she's friends with Dan and Phil cause that would just be petty but still idk why??

[@akemi4391]

iwasbeingironic exactly, i think that there's something about the way she acts that just annoys me

[@pokekate1]

i don't either and i have no idea why! i love louise and hazel but i hate cat so much lmao.

[@sneksneksnek0000]

What exactly does Cat do? I'm not trying to be mean but it seems like she's just friends with other KZbinrs...

[@desiree4426]

I love cat actually, I just dont watch her videos. I just don't find them entertaining, but as a person she's really cool and sweet

[@orphanmuncher46]

How dare you use a Larry song in another fandom...I love it.

[@liagonzalez22]

my exact thoughts

[@x.xsichengx.x2653]

same

[@gina535]

Same

[@madeinthepml]

same

[@aylinledezma2141]

I feel but I support this

[@karriissa]

what is 2:51 from? i know its not phan but its freaking funny

[@3nd-un0btain3d]

I want to know too it's fucking funny😄

[@noufy5304]

U can search " Annoying " and it'll pop up, his channel's name is "ThatOneKid100" ☁️😊

[@daniellematerbeck8723]

I know that would be exactly what it would be like and if I shared a room with anyone I would be Phil 😂

[@philshouseplant8070]

I love that video and when I saw it in here I died. 'hey aaron!"

[@karriissa]

thAnk yoU

[@naturallyitsme3319]

"is Phan real" "no" "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP"

[@moriartywalksfree3893]

you're the best at these I was laughing throughout the entire thing!! more, please, more

[@KACHANNEL101]

I went to like the video and realized I already liked it... I am trash

[@ihcrys]

THE NICK JONAS PART HAD ME DEAD

[@caitlyn8739]

WTF DID DAN PAINT HIS NAILS I HAVEN'T BEEN ON TUMBLR AND IM ALWAYS LATE TO THINGS SOMEONE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN NOW IM HYPERVENTILATING

[@skwaa8359]

he just painted his nails and nothing else happened but he did like a tweet mentioning that he never talked about his nails.

[@caitlyn8739]

How dare he not mention it. I just had a flipping heart attack

[@skwaa8359]

+Caitlyn lol

[@lisettegold7040]

THE NICK JONAS PART I'M SCREAMING

[@kawaiiicecream4072]

0:38 I swear I thought you were gonna play smut LMAO

[@snartbl4t]

where is dan walking a ton from lmao

[@xxmarcyxx1819]

The Supergamers BBC documentary

[@snartbl4t]

thanks!

[@phantrash1442]

that's like the most excersise he's done ngl

[@dazzle_h.2876]

i keep coming back to these videos, years later, after dan and phil both came out. help this nostalgia is comforting

[@cassidygiffin5717]

5:18 FRICK THAT SOUNDS LIKE DAN

[@monkeymint2497]

Dansrighthand HOLY CRAP IT DOES WTF

[@phdertale1364]

Dansrighthand OMG IKR

[@nooraliyyah9121]

I KNOW RIGHT OH MY GOD

[@dinacrn1424]

YES OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONEEEEEE WHO THOUGHT OF THAT

[@cherrytan122]

I THOUGHT IT WAS AT FIRST

[@jennasofia]

this was yet another amazing video. thank you.

[@jothevampire7714]

THIS IS GREAT BUT WHO IS THE PERSON SINGING AT 5:09??

[@glorylynn7743]

not in that way cover by jakkariah :)

[@jothevampire7714]

Glory Lynn thank you so much!

[@ascelin8880]

For some reason it sounds like Dan

[@hailie9993]

BEFORE I LOOKED IN THE DESCRIPTION I THOUGHT IT WAS DAN I WAS CRYING NO JOKE

[@glorylynn7743]

it sounds a bit like brendon urie to me lol

[@devynjohnston2611]

1:24 is the best part to me i fell off my chair laughing

[@skeletonizer9529]

What? WhAt? I was unaware of Dan's nails and who notices things like that??!?!! What part of the Phandom was overanalyzing this girls met and greet picture? And why does it make me so happy? 😭

[@hi-mx9rb]

You can go on Twitter to see more pictures of Dan's nails. Unfortunately I think he wore nail polish just for one day

[@skeletonizer9529]

+//Heloise// Omg

[@hi-mx9rb]

It's a really good thing that he painted his nails because it shows how much more comfortable he is now. He said before he didn't want to paint his nails and now things like this picture show that he changed, 2016 is a good year for us

[@skeletonizer9529]

+//Heloise// Yeah, I feel like he's definitely more comfortable with his sexuality. I want to see them blue next. 😍

[@hi-mx9rb]

+Maya Spooner Yes, I want to see that too...! I hope he will paint them again

[@holly9841]

the not in that way part made my heart cry omg

[@MariahMissMe]

Stop blowing holes in my ship... same

[@CherylJLand]

Out of all the Dan and Phil crack videos out there, these are, in my opinion, the best. Amazing job, please make more.

[@thekawiitturtle6909]

Mate,can you be my friend? Like ur amazing and I need a friend!

[@lilames5800]

Of course lovelyyyyy

[@thekawiitturtle6909]

+phan trash ...my fangirl heart just exploded YAY

[@hadiyyaedah-tally7302]

I know how you feel... #ForeverAlone

[@memeskpophavetakenmysoulpl9792]

Yes.

[@fallforday3617]

It makes me cry at their beautiful friendship... Sigh

[@agreenpar]

Can you please make a full length version of the "I would" bit? Please? That would be amazing!!!

[@flick8612]

literally already crying of laughter from the first clip. It's too beautiful

[@gyanburubii]

I laughed outloud for too many of em the Jack Sparrow GETS ME EVERY TIME 😂😂😂

[@hayleykennewell2012]

THE NICK JONAS PART IM CACKLING AHAHAHAHAHA

[@moonsmin]

5:13 That sounds like Dan singing.

[@sweetiecola4096]

bleedthroughit ikr

[@isadorasantanarubim]

I just love that every video has OneD songs, THEY ARE MY QUEENS

[@stephanieacosta1852]

when dan and phil and 1D are mixed together my inner demon comes out

[@千-i2g]

I'M BLESSED AND YET QUESTIONING MYSELF KNOWING THAT THESE TWO GROWN ASS MEN ARE MY IDOLS

[@ash-hm4bt]

5:10 SOUNDS LIKE DAN IF HE DID LIKE AN ACTUAL COVER I'M CRAFTING

[@heathergrace27]

OMG I JUST GOT UP TO THAT BIT AND THOUGHT THE SAME THING AND I WAS LIKE DAMN SON

[@adhdmedsandmath]

wait it isn't Dan…? I need to go rethink my entire life

[@phdertale1364]

dil's pet rock IKR

[@melaniechabot5554]

just wanna say that I love that you start these off with One Direction music. It fills my little shipping heart with joy:)

[@alexthefish5997]

2:50 When I can not sleep; "PHIL" is my brain "DAN" is my conscious Literally. every. single. night.

[@dulldelusions6269]

These videos always leave me tears. For multiple reasons

[@19lashby5]

LOVED THE STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!! LOL XD

[@amberdavison4572]

I am having a really bad day, but this totally cheered me up. whoever made this you are a lifesaver xx

[@CostalCoasters]

So early 😂 btw I love your videos 😊

[@rebeccawaterhaven717]

Omg the Phandom edits tbh gave me the *chills* they were so good

[@jayce2773]

I paused at 1:57 Dan's face is perfect xD

[@phdertale1364]

NerdyLeighAnne and that's my new twitter pic

[@mercy8601]

These just keep getting better and better PLZ MAKE ANOTHER ONE I LOVE THEM

[@lpsandcupcakes8320]

Wait wait wait where is 5:45 from

[@brookegreen1120]

Yeah does anyone know where this is from?

[@Shay-r9x]

An E-sports documentary on BBC Radio 1 that Dan did

[@cupkake13xx]

It's from dans tv show about gaming

[@nimmikhan7725]

It's Dan's BBC documentry

[@nimmikhan7725]

+Nimmi Khan I think

[@katiec.5574]

I lost it at Jack screaming "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!" cause honestly mood

[@balloffeels7462]

that Nick Jonas montage tho

[@caitlinkebbell8436]

IM CRYINF THIS IS THE BEST ONE SO FAR

[@delaneysmith8706]

0:49 I'm dead I want Phan to be real

[@clairethemamabear]

"Stop blowing holes in my ship." I nearly choked xD

[@meganplazinski9879]

WHAT IS THE INTRO SONG IM DYING I NEED TO KNOW!!!! ALL I KNOW IS ITS ONE DIRECTION

[@ruthbuchan1092]

It's no control! 💙

[@meganplazinski9879]

+Ruth Buchan thank you❤️

[@jaystulips]

I CANT FINISH THE VIDEO CAUSE I KEEP REPLAYING THE SAME PARTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN- THIS IS ART-

[@martinabowie]

a question for you all DAN TOPS OR PHIL TOPS?? i go for dan tops 100%

[@gloom9799]

You spelled Phil wrong, it's not spelled Dan. :> Jk jk

[@roach2015]

I personally think Phil is an angel bean but secretly DADDY...(am not saying that cuz i hear dan screaming daddy...)

[@gloom9799]

+Dil Howlter HAHAHA I saw a meme once that said "when you fucked Dan Howell and wrote the hat fic and covered it up with being an angel bean" XD

[@roach2015]

+My cat said YAS yesterday OH GOD PLS NEVER MENTION ANY FANFICS WHAT ARE STARTING WITH "the" and end with "fic" SNSJSJSJSJSJSJDJSJS

[@lstindema4445]

Phil is kawaii in the streets senpai on the sheets!

[@Carina5707]

I lost it at the "stop blowing holes in my ship" Holy cow I love your montages. The music choices plus not taking yourself too seriously is just 👌🏻

[@panickingdiscoballs2208]

ok so im a 13 year old so i call my father daddy in a nonsexual way and something realy awkward hapend me and i was watching this with my fren who dosent watch dan and Phil and she asked who phil was and i said hes my daddy and then my father walked by and was like what was that sweetheart and i died out of cringe

[@brainffulf]

My life is complete... Thank for making this!

[@zariabella]

I wanna be your best friend I love your channel ! :)

[@zariabella]

I'm also 1D trash :))

[@adhdmedsandmath]

The edit at 5:09 reminds me of a phanfic I read last night where Dan confessed to Phil

[@NinaEstradaMusic]

AM I THE ONLY FRIKIN ONE WHO THOUGHT THE SONG AT 5:10 SOUNDED LIKE DAN OH MYGODNRKSKFKSK

[@dinacrn1424]

Nina Styles YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE OMG IT SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE DAN'S

[@holly603]

this is honestly the best and most original Dan and Phil crack video i have ever seen 😊 keep it up!!!

[@unoriginalname8320]

mwah! love you jesus *dies*

[@luisajimenez2564]

THIS IS THE FUTURE, THIS IS PERFECTION.

[@youaremysoulmate304]

That catrific tweet- NOOOO DHJSHSJA

[@nkfanning]

Shark bit just makes me giggle uncontrollably and I don't know why

[@fashiongonewild9]

I sometimes forget that Dan is a human who actually walks places

[@sarinnag9384]

1:21 just subscribed and thats all i needed to be convinced LOL I LOVE THIS DUDE

[@lill1tha525]

This is so wierd it made me realise how much I loved watching videos of Dan waking

[@lill1tha525]

*walking

[@davinamoreno9544]

OH GOD I LOVE THE 'Big kid music' part

[@corinnee6886]

THANK YOU FOR MAKING A NEW ONE OMG IM SO HAPPY RN

[@kirsty3528]

Dan walking makes me laugh so hard. he is so tall its awkwardly funny, I bet he was trying not to laugh himself when they were recording it.

[@lorenzamarzolla]

the walking montage + 500 miles had me in tears

[@emiliap.6345]

OMG IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS THANK YOU

[@lydiatully8417]

I always love these videos. Best birthday present ever!

[@tedda4299]

this was so great i had to watch it three times just to appreciate it fully

[@inactiveaccount7143]

Omggggg I needed this. You brightened my day.

[@courtneyiscrying6725]

WHEN DAN GAVE PHIL A PIGGY BACK RIDE I CRIED IT WAS SOOOOOO ADORABLE