WARNING: Do NOT Come to this Dangerous Atlanta Restaurant

[@UCeddWhat]

1.4 stars & still open is INSANE 😭

[@ItsCriti]

The fda ain't rating it 😂

[@midnight.amethyst]

gotta be a cover..cause ain't no way

[@kingburtonhd]

1.4 stars can be for anything lol They could be clean as hell but service is trash lol

[@listen-learn-speak2465]

@UCeddWhat…. It’s in a black neighborhood… nobody don’t care and I’m surprised black people are giving them the business, y’all fall for anything

[@thecrow4597]

@listen-learn-speak2465 Saying it’s in a black neighborhood so they don’t care is putting the cart before the horse. Businesses in those areas get treated so badly by the local people via theft/harassment that no good business will really survive or want to. Only some Chinese dude behind bullet proof glass who doest care about anything would be willing to put up with that.

[@scorpionoir4952]

Yeah my anxiety is too high. As soon as I would have seen all of those junkies just hanging around I would have kept going.

[@rhnestone]

yk how to survive dont be ashamed

[@Hardworkdedication777]

Right! Why run the risk of something bad happening over some food that’ll probably get you sick. Everyone out there probably had a gun. Homeless, junkie, everyone!

[@NajSinghs...CreativeRecipes]

👀💯 If the place is swarming with junkies, nah. Hard pass.

[@suzannesellers7383]

Honey, I’m on the more affluent north side of ATL and believe me when I say that junkies are everywhere in all walks of life. Really sad.

[@tiffanypatterson]

They are probably still open because the people from the health department don't even want to go over there for the inspections... smh...

[@missbell1634]

😂

[@LangGang00G]

😂😂😂

[@trea10x41]

good 1 LOL

[@liqdog111]

Been in Atlanta all my life and rode past that plaza forever. I never felt the urge to stop there for shit let alone food 😂

[@MikeBrown-ue5fl]

Frfr 😂😂😂😂

[@thedangerwich5476]

Something in your spirit told you something.

[@marsinctrl3210]

Same bruh we all know not to eat there 😂

[@tobiasmerritt7536]

Went to Doug high. When I say never

[@vanessam3984]

I bet it's not any stray cats or dogs roaming the streets in that area. I would NEVER eat there.

[@KingZu555]

Poudii accidentally blew the cover for the local Fent dealers

[@jayjigga713]

And here you go dry snitching 😂

[@veronicaBolanos-mc4fc]

Anyone who sell fetanyl, should get life in prison

[@FreedomSpeech-f2v]

Anyone who dealing fentynal needs life in prison ​@jayjigga713

[@KermitOfWar]

​@@jayjigga713 Should he have used moisturizer?

[@NikoTheDunn]

​@@KermitOfWar💀😭🤣🤣🤣

[@Adam-nv9zo]

Poudi out here risking his life for some food. Respect.

[@dennisjohnson7139]

It's not that bad over there

[@Adam-nv9zo]

@dennisjohnson7139 I meant the food, not the location.

[@W3Slots]

Bruh, the severe food poisoning I experienced last weekend makes me think twice about eating ANYWHERE now!

[@BlackMaleSpirituality]

Yeah food some places can kill you. I’m glad you survived, lol.

[@jkdoodle4460]

@@BlackMaleSpiritualitythey put poison or something?

[@BlackMaleSpirituality]

@@jkdoodle4460Food poisoning typically happens we the food is not properly prepared, the food is not properly stored/refrigerated, or the person cooking it doesn’t practice proper hygiene before preparing the food.

[@richie_3392]

😮😮

[@tanyal.mcwhorter3780]

Report to broad of health

[@radfoo72]

"It feels like I'm about to get sick" he says as he continues eating it. lol

[@daxtonhunter6109]

Dude def got adhd making this video talmbout, "look at this bush, is that a cat??"

[@Rainbowbuttafly007]

I laughed because i recognized that. 😂

[@realist7239]

[@Hardworkdedication777]

Naw frfr when he said something about a cat my stomach started hurting 😂😂😂like awww man ain’t no telling what cooking in that joint😂😂IMO😂

[@marceemoss4939]

HE SAID HELL CAT DEFINITELYWASN'T TALKING ABOUT AN ANIMAL

[@NajSinghs...CreativeRecipes]

​@@marceemoss4939The beginning of the vid when he first got out the car...not at the @12:10 (hellcat car) timestamp. He had ME looking all around in paranoia and ADHDisms. 😂😂😂❤🤦‍♀️

[@MrCoolcam53]

Yo why did I get fooled by the pamphlet at this spot last Friday! All the reviews are accurate 😂😂😂

[@daxtonhunter6109]

"chicken hella undercooked" goes in for another bite 😹💯

[@realist7239]

[@lajuanawilliams1174]

😂😱

[@Papeovahoes]

U in the bluff wit no gun😂

[@EverydaySabr]

Tripping huh

[@BoatmanTone]

I bet da white boys don't need 1🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@GouldWater]

Scary boys

[@MrBigtank80]

Playing no games around Simpson Glock stay ready 😂😂😂😂

[@Papeovahoes]

@@GouldWater Nigga I’m from Simpson u don’t have to have a gun but poudii most def should’ve had fye on him

[@TroutWest]

I love that you took a look at your fork, and moved it fast to your mouth before you changed your mind on that bite 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is hilarious bro

[@koolvibes2970]

You was def in the bluff my boi

[@Deltahairlines82]

sunset and rock street fa life

[@genevieveparker3314]

I understand your frustration. That also happens here in Detroit, Michigan where the Chinese food is hit or miss. But even then, I have never got stale or half cooked food. The problem is the lack of respect for the community. Now they think us blk ppl don't know what good Chinese food is supposed to taste like. It insults our intelligence to serve subpar food. I'd definitely give them a low rating and complain on Yelp😩😡

[@seldomchrometv1181]

Oh nah bruh you ate medium well chicken, 1 week old egg rolls, yesterday rice and some guess what ribs🤣😂🤣😂.

[@brando4k]

need a poudii x peaks100 collab on sum terrible ass food

[@divineintervention8734]

Why? So peaks can lisp all over the video. Nah, we good

[@vcsnick]

@@divineintervention8734nah we like peaks, we good on you

[@kalayazackia]

Right?! I just commented that too😭

[@Melman2013]

@@divineintervention8734chill on my man peaks , he a dmv native . His videos be funny asf

[@jhovainechen7577]

On god

[@DarkWorldProduction]

Bro risked food poisoning for this , yall better like

[@thedangerwich5476]

Food poisoning suuuuuucks

[@calvintran237]

Does it taste bad no.. Does it seem fresh no😂😂

[@armandotovar9274]

The junkies making the food haha

[@Cr3dit]

lmao

[@ListerMotorsports]

that was good !!!! haha

[@JosephJohnson-kg5yr]

Oh nooo, 😂

[@TheOfficialAT]

Sacrificing your life once getting the food and again eating it for KZbin 😂😂 dedication

[@JettLyfe8534]

He said he had “committed” early on lol

[@BigMerkGee]

We use to push folks we didn't like in those sticky bushes. Hurt like hell getting out of those things.

[@neoslink1]

First time viewer, u funny as hell bro. Much love from STL MO

[@NncriddableGaming]

Baby you were in Simpson right behind that little plaza IS THE TRAP😂😂 literally

[@nervonabliss]

I doubt that if u could just say it on the internet

[@Deenineninenine]

@@nervonabliss every rapper and they momma in ATL claim trap houses so i can confirm it’s true . The dog food of the the trap houses was fs back there junkies everywhere

[@nervonabliss]

​​@@Deenineninenine I take it back. I just saw the base heads out front tryna press him over some husky ankles and refried refried refried rice

[@NncriddableGaming]

@@nervonabliss it ain’t MY trap so idgaf and honestly kids and all live in that same apartment I don’t fw it

[@NncriddableGaming]

@@Deenineninenine nah this the real deal just trust me on this one 😂😂😂

[@North8582]

FYI: today’s EGG ROLLS, are NOT, the egg roll I grew up on in the 80’s. In the 80’s it was shrimp, carrots, cabbage in the real egg rolls. Ya’ll need to start demanding the REAL foods, instead of the cancer causing foods ya’ll are in love with today 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Kai_Exo7]

Your generation literally put asbestos everywhere, smoked cigarettes literally everywhere, and put lead in the paint. Since we had to clean up your generations fuck ups I don't think we need to take y'alls advice.

[@boganshazz821]

Fried rice is optimally day old boiled rice, fried with additions. So fresh fried rice is an oxymoron.

[@nervonabliss]

No, because the expectation is that i was made from the rice left overnight. Not made from the rice left for multiple day, or made fresh originally then refrigerator for a week until it's gone.

[@trevordupuis-vf7uu]

Happy you dropped dawg . Right in time .. just rolled up lmaooo 😂💯

[@knxje]

FAX

[@trumanknowles5989]

I just finished n it's much time #popeyes

[@SamDarnoldsLeftsNuTSack]

You can’t roll for shit.

[@UCeddWhat]

You tapped into 85 south show on KZbin? Thats the best shit next to this to kick back & roll up to 🤝🏾

[@trumanknowles5989]

@@UCeddWhat bet,I'll check it out

[@JerryGumpshake]

Rule n°1 when getting take out in the hood: no Chinese food.

[@Dutch23954]

I wrote that shit off all together.. it's gotta be Hong Kong style or dim sum if imma do it but I gotta be able to see inside that kitchen

[@kimberlyb6522]

Speak for yourself. The hood Chinese be bumpin’.

[@JerryGumpshake]

@@kimberlyb6522 no disrespect but your hood must be the burbs because 98% of hood Chinese take out is usually 💩 all together, but if you happen to fall in the other 🔥 2% congrats😂🤦🏿‍♂️

[@JanetMarieeee]

I was gonna say every worst food place seems to be a Chinese spot right before you said it 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

[@JBanks333]

🌬📢💨St🤮p eatiing th@t crap.

[@mommy2libras]

In my city in Florida, we have no good Chinese spots. They all bad. When I lived in Louisiana, we had this tiny Chinese spot by our house, tucked in at the end of the grocery store shopping center- the old, "cost + 10%" grocery with the old ass floor and fixtures. That was the best Chinese ever. Got spoiled living there with it 2 minutes away and now there's no good Chinese within 50 miles.

[@JazKnight]

@@mommy2librasI live in Louisiana 😭 Chinese so be good

[@morseeinhd9898]

@@mommy2librasChinese food in Louisiana is top tier

[@Villianesscupcake-2002]

Whats up neighbor Atlanta here too. You're like a hero 😂I'm to afraid of what my stomach may do to try these places mom can't afford to go down a day lol😂

[@BluudRedd]

yurrr i want u in my next music video i been watching since 2014ish when u was making kooliad chicken and walmart forts

[@BluudRedd]

im in goldsboro nc but can meet in raleigh nc the capitol

[@Keondre-dq2zk]

Mannnn those were the days man 😭😭😭😭😭

[@truthhurts9244]

@@BluudReddhow much u tryna pay him? Lol

[@diegoatl9822]

Throw backk

[@lilbedsheet1426]

Good times

[@icecreamzzstaxxxx2743]

Boi you were at Simpson plaza.... we crash out over EVERYTHING 😂😂

[@Ezfmoney205]

I heard they got some pool players that be up in that lil bar

[@RaulDuke773]

Your father must be proud.... Oh wait nvm

[@HelptheBear_ImtheBear]

Poudi: before we go inside you know what we got to do. Me: Grab the blick

[@ShakiraAustin-on4wk]

As soon as you should us the bush I got PTSD😭my big male cousin threw me in it when I was young 😭😭😭 I cried all day

[@nube5652]

Not you posted outside castleberry 🤣😭 you must not want your life or truck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@6JahWay9]

lmao i love my people but i aint pullin up to a spot with people posted outside. esp if they look wild

[@ajkareem5685]

Yee the vibes were wayyy off 😂

[@lelephillip2142]

Straight facts right down the street from my first apt when I was young and ain’t know no better😅

[@nube5652]

@@6JahWay9 me either lol idc if it’s the gas station

[@nube5652]

@@ajkareem5685 extremely

[@timtaylor4372]

😂You should be a spy for Gordon Ramsey on Kitchen Nightmares 😭

[@TimusPrime]

Big shout out to Mr. Patterson who owned that same spot back in the day! Rest In Power! It used to be call the Flavor Palace!

[@snippyduda]

That boy was on Simpson road‼️🤣

[@hysawnrichards6298]

On Simpson wit no gun 😮

[@404GameAndMusicProducer]

My old stomping grounds Don't forget bankhead right down the street pass Old Tasty dawg use to be Old American legion use to be Funny Hunter Hill and Liquor Store survived crazy

[@MrsKathySon]

​@@hysawnrichards6298dat part

[@mookeychase0907]

​@@404GameAndMusicProducer I used to play the Bluff, Simpson wit my man Dog his man Will Moms had a Rib Shack over there he had brother forgot his name dark skin dude kinda big Will was slim he was pushin that smack.. I used to play Herndon Homes wit my man Rambo… 93 was the last time I was round there I left NY came back to HH got bagged was in Reidsville when they tore all them PJs down for the Olympics...I was doing a Google map search started on Northside couldn't find it they changed the names of alotta them streets… Is JP Brawley still the same bro?

[@augustbaby8254]

@@mookeychase0907 All the streets names have changed to MOOKEY CHASE now

[@kayjhnny5602]

Atlanta gets a bad rap everybody chill unless you aren’t chill, if that makes sense 👹

[@Loch1210]

I went there 1 night and a dude with a gun walked in looking schemed out and high. He thought about trying me but me not being shook made him fall back.

[@hiramtaylor3190]

That’s why they emphasize delivery. They can’t get rid of the bums without community help.

[@mommy2libras]

The eggrolls probably were fresh but they get that kind of chewy outside if they put them in the bag too fast while they're still really hot. Traps the steam in there, which gets the moisture all on the crispy outside, making you taste the oil and theyre no l9nger crispy. I hate that. Happens with crab rangoon too. If youre at home, you can fix it by tossing inyo the air fryer for a minute- like 1 actual minute. Same with fries that they put right out the grease into the Styrofoam container and close the lid everywhere. That's why fast food places put their fries in those cardboard sleeves or the paper ones- the tops are open so the steam doesn't get trapped and make your fries soggy. Also, on the chicken- that wasn't sauce. It was mostly water, from the vegetables. As soon as you showed it, I knew that was fresh because those vegetables are definitely fresh. Peppers still green, not totally mushy and brown, onions not completely soggy and see through. Closing it in that container, it's hot and the water continues to seep from the vegetables. Same thing will happen at home if you make stir fry and put a lid over it. Except in a hot pan it'll continue to cook and the veggies get too soft. At least it was freshly cooked. Would be great leftover.

[@ramsesstafford4640]

He claims he's from Georgia but don't know nothing about Simpson road, if you from Atlanta you know about that area. I could have told him that he's basically going to somebody's trap. Those dudes just didn't want to be filmed they don't care about you buying from that restaurant.

[@Milla2cute23]

As a New Yorker I never heard of bad duck sauce😂 I see y we dont be wanting to leave😂

[@zdaniel7106]

​@socreeative9011 Say it again! 😂

[@pretty_lilcryer2926]

We don’t wanna be in country ass Atlanta. Y’all slow

[@SILKTEEN46]

@socreeative9011 Lmaoooo

[@kerryalfaro9437]

Ghetto azz​@socreeative9011

[@mechaem1426]

​@socreeative9011At all!

[@7.62jimmy]

Let me know if you need security Poudii

[@knightwolf23ytwolf49]

I grew up in Georgia man and I got thrown into one of those bushes as a kid that hurt like hell

[@memo5230]

thrown is crazy

[@clydejones1934]

They have them here in Va also

[@MagicalRealmsTv]

They not even pretty got me screaming to the top of my lungs 😂😂

[@suzannesellers7383]

Dude, ATL native here. Chinese food will eff you up every time. Even the popular places, it all tastes greasy to me no matter what you order. There is not a strip mall with a grocery store in this city that doesn’t have the obligatory “Chinese” place. I put Chinese in quotes because it’s not real Chinese food. I don’t know what the eff these places are. Who the hell is cooking this shit and serving it to human beings? I mean, have some pride. The food is always sketchy in these places. The only thing I always want to order is hot-and-sour soup. You can only get that soup in these horrible restaurants. I’m so glad I found your channel. Remember the late Anthony Bourdain who traveled the world seeking good food in out of the way places? Rest in peace, Anthony. Anyway, my point is you can flip the script and get your own show going to the worst places around the world. I love your commentary. You were definitely in the hood dude. Hilarious, I love every part of this town. Don’t forget your Tums and Pepto Bismal.

[@lowdavey9474]

If you're ever in northeast PA I got a hole in the wall Chinese spot near me u NEED to try, I don't mean to mislead its not bad by any means it's an 11 out of 10 the food is phenomenal and service is fast af. I know you're reviewing worst food but u also gotta indulge my boy. Thx for the vid.

[@austinfiregaming9740]

I’ve delivered food from there before on uber. About 20 homeless junkies hanging around their parking lot and bad atmosphere inside too

[@LolLol-ug6kd]

11:25 homie parked on a traffic cone

[@TREETOPRADIOLA]

10:16 😂😂😂 i got sick watching you eat them egg rolls 😂😂😂

[@Allyourbase1990]

When I was an addict still I was in this area a lot.

[@jxflem5588]

The reviews and comments are everything.

[@trunahforealthoe24]

Them Bushes In Grapevine,TX too. One of my childhood memories as well.. (Unlocked my memory just now seeing you talking about them. I fell into one when I was riding my bike to fast.I tried to hit a corner an do a wannabe e brake like move with my foot in the back tire,but I ended up just getting my foot stuck and i flew off that H03 right into it. 😢🙄🙈

[@chopp8011]

Same with Maryland, we got huge ones. Hate them

[@laryanryan9170]

Back in the day we called them piranhas because they'll f you up. A dude broke into someone's 2nd floor apartment and they caught and were going to shoot him so he jumped out of a bedroom window and landed on one of those bushes. He was taken to the ER bleeding so bad we found out later he died.

[@MusicLady854]

We used to call that " drunk " food ... anything taste good at 3:00 am after the club 😅😅😅

[@outthemud1111]

You said worst but past the varsity 😂😂😂 can’t be from here

[@_eaturveggies01]

5:42 “Ayyy he got a camera 🎥 😡 👈🏾!!”

[@Jason-hy9jq]

Yo poudii i hope u good bro luv u twin😤

[@BOHICA_69]

Food review in the hood!! Thanks for what you do!!

[@Carlbigboykins234]

Foo just ate cat ribs

[@vdrian369]

😂

[@leonbrooker8150]

💯

[@SummerB33]

😂😂😂

[@ToniaPearson-j3x]

😂😂😂

[@Niceville111]

I just lol😂

[@ladabelle_]

you should have went to the Varsity then. Guaranteed to get the bubble guts.

[@daviciawilliams5677]

Right the first and last time I went there was 03' super over rated like J.R Crickets..

[@loganfishing]

Love seeing you post these videos

[@johnbrentford5513]

I have been in Atlanta since 1992 and there is a lot of bad Chinese food here.

[@jondoe4307]

If you crashin out over fried rice, then its time to reevaluate some things😂

[@AndrewToofly-nu6wp]

Brah your real down to the earth came from the bottom n gonna tell u. As it is keeping it 💯 I dig i rocc with u brah . U got busting up the whole time. Keep doing your thang Fam 💪 I really appreciate your content. Cheers

[@NewGens.]

Fam! You literally went down deep in the hood well off the beat and path looking for something to eat, that’s Dixi Hill and people don’t usually come through looking for food , sniff sniff 👀😂💯💯💯 Westside Homie

[@isimotmuheeb4024]

I appreciate your review ,I was thinking about going there just to try it out. ❤❤

[@47RAX]

Poudi keepin it P

[@theofficialqueenofthebling]

You went to a spot that’s up the street from me. I’ve been here about 2 years and I would NEVAHHHH go in there. Far too many Junkies and Drunks hanging out in the front. But that’s par for the course in BANKHEAD! Thank God I don’t live over there! But you passed by Soul Good soul restaurant. Every time I go there it’s a hit. 🎉Imma stick with the Chinese restaurant I know about. Thank you for your service. You sacrificed your taste buds so I don’t have to!😂😂After watching this I’m a new subscriber now!😂😂

[@uwantthemoneyorwhat]

Brotha you just ate Bush Meat😂

[@Standup428]

And pigeon wings 🤣

[@suzannesellers7383]

That poor lonely stray cat is not long for this world.

[@jaybabydoll]

Quick food for the neighborhood regulars, that has been around for years! Basically, like the corner store in the hood, but Chinese food! You never know, and you are taking a chance 😮😢😂❤

[@RustySignalFPV]

bro you in the bluffs. Simpson plaza Ive seen some shit go down there! Edit after i seen you actually went to The plaza LOL they aint defending the food lol they seen your cam and thought u were popo. that spot is dope boy paradise.

[@Hardworkdedication777]

😂😂😂 you made my day! Your commentary is 💯💯💯! New subscriber! Nawww I’m not eating nothin from there, they reheating leftovers 😂😂

[@beenfamous382]

They get all the leftovers and then reheat it P.S. If the Chinese spot delivers it's it's something wrong trust me never order if they deliver!!!

[@dhillaz]

I think you gotta rent a beater next time, everyone was probably anxious seeing two unfamiliar dudes pull up in a brand new Tahoe worth more than the entire neighborhood!!

[@bigowl71]

That's who they really cooking it for the junkies in the neighborhood 💯✌🏿😎

[@JimKimTheIdeaHunters]

Reviews: all terrible This dude: I’m in! 🤣😂

[@benutz1]

Wtf is the difference between being fresh and tasting good?

[@LionessQueen912]

I love that you keep your head on a swivel. Stay observant

[@truthhurts9244]

Lmao you gotta go to Magic City and try the wings!!! 🤣

[@LilPoudii]

That video coming soon 🤫🤫🤫

[@truthhurts9244]

@@LilPoudii sounds good WOUDII! 🤪💯😂😂

[@haroldgaefikas6664]

You know the food bad when you gotta compare it to food from the hunter and gatherer days lol 😂

[@IN_DA8]

Finally bro! your food vids be fyee af and you should make sum merch for it g I’d fosho cop!

[@jhubbthatguy]

Hey this food review is Hood wholesome 🙌🏾

[@kennethbrock3458]

Have anyone ever seen a delivery truck at a Chinese restaurant??? 🤔

[@normanlove3919]

Yeah, but its really where they use to hunt stray dogs in the alley for when they outta beef, .... And pork......and chicken!😮😅k

[@1Famousbam]

Yooo this man been a 🐐🔥❤️💪🏿

[@novicefinger]

Georgia is a hands free state. No cell phones while driving. Big ticket fool!

[@Osamabeenthottin]

Omg yu sound like one of those big signs over the freeway 😂😂

[@AParrotSpeakingHisMind]

Wonder Wok on glenwood is good hood Chinese if you wanted some lol. Ppl say it’s sus but still slaps.

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

Tuned in bro 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@marlawagner2534]

That's not a pet cat, that was the menu escaping.

[@kevincrawley7602]

Yo I live on Joseph Boone like 2 minutes from lucky china 8 and that shit a$$. Worst shit I done ever had. I love yo content poudie and u in my cut over there. They got me fd up worst fried rice ever. Shit made my stomach hurt. Also poudie, you noticed how many corner stores there be. Every 10 ft another pack a shack or food mart. Them boys be showing love frfr. Gotta love vine city bruh shit crazy round here

[@therealjustinmarshall]

The hellcat junkie joke had me rolling lmao aint no way you just ripped that and kept moving on casually with the vid😭

[@BlueTigerRadio]

Legit been watching for like 5 years now bro 🔥🙌🏽 Glad you’re still dropping. I miss the old days fasho but I’m happy you’re still pushing Poudii!

[@conley3384]

how am i ever supposed to get any work done when I see a poudii thumbnail pop up in my feed!!!!!

[@Str8Gass]

“Damn where the meat at??”😂😂

[@kingdread601]

When you was coming down that steep hill you passed the house where Carolyn Johnson was unalived with Atlanta last no knock warrant the police kicked the wrong door in and unalived that elderly woman

[@fbl_chubby]

Da bluff 💪🏾

[@biggaboydraws5483]

They got old boy eating bbq cat ribs! 😂😂

[@veronicacarmicheal7739]

This some real Atlanta shit 😅

[@MsNene0408]

Bro props to you for even putting your health and life on the line for this because "IT AIN'T NO DAM WAY" I'd even do this. I dont even eat McDonald's, and I don't give a dam where it's at, so I know for a fact I would NEVER