Sam Hyde - Jeffrey Epstein & New Car [HydeWars_041 ft. Nick Rochefort]

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HydeWars
Episode 41 ( HW_041 - NicksEpsteinPinkSlip)
With
Sam Hyde
Nick Rochefort
Episode Cut
by
small fecalpost (me)
Full Episode (2+ Hours) and more:
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or
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(includes HydeWars, Happy World Daddy, Theatre of the Aire, Ecstasy of Car, KSTV2)
Socials:
Sam: / new_engine
Nick: / nickrochefort
Contact me directly at: / lil_shitpost

[@leroyrockwell4837]

Sam Hyde: I just need $5 a month to cover my basic expenses. People who pirate HydeWars: AHHH, GEEZ DUDE

[@lance-biggums]

If even just 1000 people are paying him 5 bucks a month (and I assume it's way more than that) he'd be making 60 grand a year for doing fuck all. I just hope he has the foresight to put a few racks aside for a good lawyer just in case

[@Terf1988]

@@lance-biggums - hwd on gumroad has nearly 4k reviews so he may be making more like 120,000+ a year. he does have a video game to fund though. wish he could pay Chuck to come back

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

@@Terf1988 which game?

[@mateusznogiec3506]

That is fucking hilarious, it had me rolling for like 2 minutes

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

@@Terf1988 Oh shit I was expecting some gay meme. Cheers!

[@WestCoastWheelman]

Every time I hear these two talk cars I can't help but think how amazing it'd be if they opened a used car dealership together. Nick could bullshit anyone into buying anything, and Sam can shoot the customers later and steal back all the cars they sell.

[@IGniTuv]

this made me laugh doggie

[@droopy8262]

LOL

[@Lil.Grandpa]

Sam would get away with it, too.

[@apeapeape999]

sam has had enough of selling cars, he's mentioned how miserable it made him before.

[@fuzzology]

But that would be ill EAGLE 🦅 duder OMG stop selling cars it’s killing the planets

[@franzhaas6889]

SAM INSPIRED ME TO GO TO THE POOREST PLACES IN AFRICA. TO TEACH THE LOCALS JAVA SCRIPT. THANK YOU SAM.

[@keanucarson]

nice meme dude, do you have a 4chan account?

[@vihodanyet]

Yikes. Lay off the caps high schooler

[@TrollHiddenCave]

WAKANDA FOREVER

[@fiddlesticks7245]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CERVIX ignore the confused pre teens grappling with homosexuality in the comments

[@christianowens6243]

Chester Bennington didn't kill himself

[@ajshdhenskaka]

I never thought to hide a bald spot with a manbun.

[@mysharona9097]

70% of manbuns I've met were born for this reason

[@Lil.Grandpa]

If you're balding at the front, it's not the case. Norwood 3 is a bitch.

[@Animo5ity]

I dig Nick's fashion to be honest, the contents of the book match the cover, doesn't give a fuck.

[@SpaceShank]

@@Lil.Grandpa That rotary is fucked.

[@billybobneck2403]

Zaners finesteride

[@xRsAtx]

"Guess what" fucking dying

[@Mister_Clean]

I'M GONNA COME

[@cusswordsayer3558]

@@Mister_Clean AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@mathtonight1084]

Nick threw the man's wife through a glass table and they still manage to spend so much time together... warms my heart

[@HAZARDOUS88]

He didn't trip her, she fell!

[@smokeandmirrors6167]

To be fair she WAS drunk and stained a 1900 dollar rug... play dumb games and win stupid prizes.

[@Ezio999Auditore]

36 dollars a bottle, she got off light.

[@TheItalianFun]

what's going on big guy?

[@redmarble5624]

To be fair Nick flipped a branch at Sam's girlfriend's face and gaslit him to believe he didn't do it. They are even.

[@jennicase]

Sam dressed like a homeless mailman.

[@Clowncentral101]

Yeessss

[@Clowncentral101]

@iwan2die wtf

[@shaboygin8861]

So a mailman then? XD

[@Koivisto147]

I thought he was???

[@TrollHiddenCave]

it's okay to dress like a homeless mailman it beats actually being one *points at you*

[@dancegod1691]

"GUESS WHAT" is reportedly the last thing sam hyde said before he started shooting those sandy hook kids.

[@TumbleSensei]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TomRogersOnline]

2021: He's shooting up malls now. Even the FBI regard him as untouchable.

[@themodsify]

I'm laughing harder than Robbie Parker!

[@donaldlove4547]

Cumming and “shooting kids” can mean the same thing.

[@stangusthewangus1848]

Yooo das like not that funny even thoe

[@mightywhitey5974]

GUESS WHAT?!?!?!

[@barelyawake868]

💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

[@MrPedro4president11]

UHHHH

[@flipflipflipadelphia2898]

Backwoods

[@jeffjohnson5908]

This is the comment I was looking for lmao I'm a girl too btw I was cracking up

[@joshuawarren8244]

@@jeffjohnson5908 ok jeff

[@TheBeehawk]

"These boomers probably have their blackmail on VHS" "Where do you even go to find podcasts? I listened to stand up on spotify and felt like a hacker"

[@christiannewaye7306]

Down-n-under Leon Trotsky and Diego Rivera enjoy their exile in Mexico (circa. 1939)

[@lincolnrockwell861]

Gas

[@user-me9oq1jp8r]

“Dead man’s trigger” that would require him to be dead

[@officerdoofy7376]

@Bek'a get a grasp on your English you mongoloid

[@TrollHiddenCave]

@Bek'a Trump had nothing to do with Epstein

[@riderx951]

Let’s overthrow Mr.House

[@willorn]

LOL THERE HE GOES

[@blackedelweiss601]

In awe at the size of these lads. Absolute units.

[@TomRogersOnline]

Alphas with a capital A, tearing up crease.

[@joee2226]

I can't even wear his shoes.

[@juanponcedeleon5192]

I had to pull over my car after hearing that ‘Guess What’ joke because I was laughing so hard

[@danielfenton1686]

I actually thought they were gonna fucking crash the car

[@Jack_The_Ladd]

“GUESS WHAT?” - My Dad nine months before I was born

[@gamersomatic5395]

The two halves of my brain kicking it in an 06 sequoia

[@robertsmalls2293]

Chinese Zodiac And Charles is the insane part of our brain that we’d all rather act like doesn’t exist. But it’s very real, and constantly gaining more power.

[@vicgraal1483]

the type of humor no other youtubers have that I strive for.

[@dannymuckleroy]

calling sam a youtuber is a disgrace

[@vicgraal1483]

@@dannymuckleroy you're right....

[@cainm6375]

Dat attainable jawn

[@SeekTheLordJesusChrist7]

I can’t even get on this level of funny. I can only observe

[@martingarricks6209]

Adult PaRty we are born consumers unfortunately

[@MkadinA01]

Sam- "Let me mic ya" *audio switches to mic* *worse than phone mic* perfect

[@XxAkatsxX]

the way you two barely fit in the supra is making me real happy

[@mrbingus7633]

GUESS WHAT

[@dannymuckleroy]

@@mrbingus7633 ughhhhh. chicks that are into sam hyde also have borderline personality disorder, also they fuck like they have borderline personality disorder.

[@XxAkatsxX]

@@dannymuckleroy go back to mining reddit karma bell clapper

[@1alphasam]

@@XxAkatsxX epic

[@callum6224]

Danny Mo shut the fuck up you whiney bitch.

[@chrisismename]

he has a raptor, supra, soarer, and he still lives with his mom

[@Mrcoconutgun]

@@davidabest7195 Really?

[@beanwithbaconmegarocket]

dont forget the tuono factory.

[@saturnjr9136]

Sam wants you to think he’s poor so he can sap more dollars out of you

[@spookycrane9318]

Saturn Jr I gave him $35 for a shirt I put gas in his truck 😎

[@saturnjr9136]

Jay Gtz I bought a shirt too cuz I love MDE but just know sam is an illusion master

[@aero0637]

You can tell Sam is anxious when Nick keeps cracking jokes about how much of a money pit old cars are, can't say I blame him.

[@frank144p4]

Most of the time, owning a used car for 10 years will cost you less than a new car... right?

[@Avo7977]

Can anyone find Nick's car advice video anywhere? I recall watching it close to a year ago now, but it seems to have been taken down.

[@TheMarleyDavidson]

I bought my El Camino for the purpose of putting money into it. Why else?

[@DWLip]

@The Fire Rises Brothers Nope and nope, plus the 7MGTE engine isn't the best engine on the planet. Good if stock and well-maintained, but you're gonna pay an arm and a leg to get it to make power reliably.

[@apeapeape999]

in my state having an 80's car is pretty easy. for some reason we have a surplus of them, and parts for them.

[@Odd_Combo]

So grateful to have dudes on the internet that I can vicariously live through and pretending we’re brothers... Maybe even friends.

[@CODCritic101]

I got a friend

[@P.Subaeruginosa]

lovers at times

[@lmao-ev6nz]

Sam has a supreme taste in cars

[@n7kev]

That "guess what" made me laugh harder than I have this whole year

[@mcdouche2]

Poor Nick had to close his antique shop and sell cars again. In my world view he would be hosting a show on Comedy Central. Right wing views are violence. Let's keep going with cancel culture.

[@retropirate1]

Thats fucking sad man......

[@mcdouche2]

The Fire Rises Brothers yes.

[@Jakugen0]

He had to close his shop?

[@jeffjohnson5908]

Woww :(

[@user-xz6pz6ll6d]

Why did he close?

[@str8904]

Nick always bring a smile to my face

[@jeffjohnson5908]

I agree and I'm girl

[@toby8309]

Jeff Johnson that’s gay

[@jeffjohnson5908]

@@toby8309 what is? ...

[@jeffjohnson5908]

@@toby8309 I'm probably the only girl on this thread but its gay? Lol

[@kyotog777]

@@jeffjohnson5908 stop being a female dude

[@adamlester47]

I'm saddened by the fact that Sam has a new car. The ole girl has been with him since Charolettesville

[@rob8196]

The car is gonna start. It has too. Because I don’t know what I’ll do if it doesn’t.

[@jordanlyons5692]

Angel sounds like what captain America said in endgame about their plan working

[@carrickcullen3567]

Jordan Lyons what bro

[@TomCruiseRisky]

Go ahead Epstein no judgement. Judgement free zone like planet fitness.

[@DemetriosLevi]

An Orthobro? YEET

[@tomtomtomtom691]

These guys know all the car makes and models.

[@Marcos-qq6jb]

Lmao pulled the “guess what” with my girlfriend last night. Hasn’t spoken to me since.

[@Derek-rz7ug]

Sam and Nick having fun and making vids. Meanwhile Charls livestreams his paranoid schizophrenia and works construction.

[@ianholle3142]

Link?

[@flexinriffs9926]

Oh damn I wanna see

[@allsmilesguy]

The nutty introvert of the group, I can relate

[@user-oo2gz9ln8v]

A Bad Guy lol

[@lsdxm]

@Jim Morrison no the actor who plays her

[@michaelmyers3]

I can't even handle Nick sometimes... I almost puked laughing when he was talking about the massage 😂 "GuEsS WhAt?!?!?!"

[@lowlikeyou]

GUESS WHAT

[@barelyawake868]

💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

[@greenflamingoentertainment8613]

“I carry my headlight fuse, in my wallet,” Or you could just. Live and work in a white neighborhood.

[@ImOnlySIeeping]

There aren't any white neighborhoods

[@greenflamingoentertainment8613]

The Dude still less likely to victimize you than the alternative. Significantly. Stats bro. Why you watching sam hyde and you aint be knowing crime stats by demographic.

[@girlcop305]

I'm pretty sure he's joking. I don't think the headlights not turning on would prevent someone from stealing a super built mk3 supra lmao

[@TrollHiddenCave]

REALY just take out the ignition fuse lol

[@patrickbateman7290]

@@ImOnlySIeeping ...........

[@RaringNut]

Why was Sam Hyde on Epstein island?

[@blobdobbler2929]

RaringNut he was the last one to visit Epstein’s cell, he’s been the one doing all the Clinton killings.

[@TheCaptainSlappy]

Who? That Smolenberg Hydelstein guy?

[@Synsek]

For his massage

[@IanClarkOM]

it's what all serial shooters do. coincidence?

[@barelyawake868]

doing disposals.

[@breakfast_club_records]

id die for a sam hyde and nick rochefort podcast

[@Slippindisc]

Are you still alive

[@breakfast_club_records]

@@Slippindisc died and gone to heaven

[@Slippindisc]

@@breakfast_club_records your sacrifice was not in vain

[@AverageAlien]

picture this, Sam Hyde, Nick Rochefort, and Alex Jones on the same Joe Rogan podcast. I would give my life savings to witness that

[@sandtanmaroon]

@@AverageAlien Where the fuck did alex jones come from?

[@sw33tshar3]

Nothing makes Sam happier than being around Nick

[@harrylimeracketeer]

And Charls :(

[@dragonfruitsalad]

​@@harrylimeracketeerGOOD NEWS

[@WHDRWN]

Backstage with Rodney Dangerfield

[@JustinMakesVideos]

Sam, we’ve literally all seen a picture of your drivers license and the inside of your house. NOW you’re practicing op sec? Lol

[@TrollHiddenCave]

Exactly I've already been to his house I ate all his bologna I drank all this pickle juice but left the pickles and also I stole one of every pair of socks that he owns also I hid his remote

[@walterhamlin4875]

@@TrollHiddenCave classic

[@TrollHiddenCave]

@@walterhamlin4875 😎👌

[@David-ck3gv]

The license plate was even censored lmao

[@squidbrains]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. GUESS WHAT!?

[@theorigionaldrew]

4 uninterrupted minutes of buzzing and alarm sounds followed by out of shape 20 something’s wheezing and coughing really great content I love it keep it up.

[@aliengambit]

You sound awful

[@colinlpeace]

This aged like wine.

[@BL00D_CREEPIN]

i love the fact that you can tell nick is saying absolutely abhorrent shit just by the look in his eyes

[@themodfather9382]

Sam: I'm sorry Nick, for ruining MDE. Nick: it's OK Sam. I'm gay.

[@elij.s.7580]

I never thought Sam was a car guy. Its a pleasant surprise to see he has a 3rd gen Supra with what looks like the 2JZ swap. Major respect.

[@LucidEyes17]

lil shitpost is a legend, thank you dude

[@STOPSYPHER]

love how sam was right about Epstein's blackmail material

[@adrianwilliams895]

This aged well

[@HoraceKock]

anyone hit a woman with the “guess what?” move yet

[@scotchmilner208]

The hair gets 300% better with every vid.

[@lsdxm]

I gotta agree

[@kfcriss]

The Supra is the Japanese "Mustang"

[@perfectelectrics]

@The Fire Rises Brothers yeah all mk3 supras were rwd

[@ToxopIasmosis]

we just gonna ignore the aprilia?

[@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb]

I'M STEALING FROM YOU

[@lance-biggums]

Nick just has a natural comedic aura

[@michieladriaansens5977]

them Nick originals man

[@scouttrooperhh-1487]

Another wonderful piece of intellectual property theft, thank you 👌

[@robertraabe8373]

I love when my two dads get together for a ride in the ol car. They’ve been so much greater together since the family split up.

[@jasonblahafitness6349]

Why did Epstein have dentist chairs on his mansions?

[@MillionDollarExtreme2]

good Q

[@jaronmeshileichenbaum9934]

Heem Heemstein well how would you abort babys ? I wonder how that ”dentists” are doing right now

[@baginamonolog]

Remove teeth and fingertips

[@geokaker9630]

You do not want to know

[@swagnuscarlson]

I feel like you're setting up a joke. Why did he have thendental chairs jason?

[@Rkenichi]

Can't believe just a few years ago Nick had enough hair to make into a bun

[@ericw996]

GUESS WHAT!

[@EF50404]

Not wearing a seatbelt appears to be a whole personality.

[@sloshgaboo8217]

it's a deathstyle

[@Neonagi]

Love seeing these two large and in charge comedic geniuses spitballing ideas organically.

[@zan6585]

There's something particularly funny hearing Nick say shithole and _then_ getting bleeped.

[@kkobawski]

imagine you're in the back and sam and nick are your nasty old uncles

[@motodrang4287]

I laughed so hard at the “guess what” that I snotted in my drink... nice

[@flyboymcgee8059]

He can't keep getting away with these tremendous deals

[@chrisxl5152]

Nick riffs with Sam like me and my best buddy talk to eachother. Everything turns into a sketch comedy with me and him, it's just sketches and scenarios all the time. Naturally I like nick, seems like a good dude

[@yoba6037]

🤣

[@richardjames1751]

Was Nick smokin da heefer?

[@MillionDollarExtreme2]

its keef

[@WombatLoveAffair]

He rolls his own

[@Lazlo.]

boof

[@paulc9853]

The peaceful herb, God put it in the Earth

[@GAMESTERVISION]

GUESS WHAT. AHHH GEEZE DUDE. IM COOOOOOMING

[@Isosceles8818]

For anyone wondering why he takes out his headlight fuse. My interpretation is that if the car is stolen and seen driving without a headlight on there is a semi-decent chance they could get pulled over. Which would make the car theft pretty open and shut case.

[@buschtrout1499]

Sam is such a good friend. Censoring out all the fucked shit Nick said even though Nick said he didn’t care. Also that intro was epic.

[@flyboieblair6636]

Hey get outta my dumpster

[@Fitbrit88]

I love the mention of the Stefan Molyneux call in shows...those are awesome to put on throughout the day

[@ciswhitebigot]

That shit from 3:00 - 4:15 had me in tears 🤣🤣

[@YouSmellLikeACat]

Well now you gave potential car thieves the idea to carry extra headlight fuses...

[@JohnSmith-fh5du]

They cant afford it or plan that far

[@TheMarleyDavidson]

They can just steal the car during the day.

[@TomRogersOnline]

Just stop shooting up malls Sam! For Christ's sake, how hard can it be...

[@OceanRedux]

my god i started dying when they started dying laugh, when nick hit me with the GUESS WHAT and sam laughed, I fucking lost it.

[@MrMcslammer1]

GUESS WHATUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[@wormz000ne]

14:18 Epstein Backyard Interrogation POV ASMR

[@slipperygypsy1366]

The guess what bit is so good

[@TopMostFlavor]

I feel bad for sam when nick is sarcastically making fun of him buying his dreamcar and sam goes along with it though he knows he loves it

[@northernlits425]

lmfao! nick had me rolling!

[@hotsiam3193]

hey guys im trying to recover from mental illness so could you tone it back a bit? thanks

[@samueljacksonactuallylaugh4906]

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[@mattmarzula]

Like a fine wine.

[@Rick_Aye]

You look like a white Eric Andre in this episode. It's amazing.

[@jollygrapefruit786]

This was uploaded on 9/11

[@Beginnerss]

"Lets hope that something comes of it" LMAO

[@jimmypax7367]

Trotsky and Lenin finally set aside their differences

[@lt.danslegs9737]

So who’s the top and who’s the bottom?

[@Plaguedheart]

Wow, did you really kick that women?

[@joshuahickson4976]

I hope he did, fat bitch

[@ikaros4203]

Women am NOT respecc

[@LegendOfBread]

What's with all the bleeping. I already tracked down where you live Hyde. You can't keep getting away with it!

[@JackSardonic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT HAHAHAHAHA DUDE so posting that to reddit xDDD

[@ohokcool]

Headlight fuse trick, meet streetlights: your undoing.

[@saskxyousaskatchewan6668]

If this world was good, this show would be on fox at 8pm so I could watch it with my mom.

[@BigJay703]

Nick always has objectively terrible advice on cars but speaks about them with such confidence lol.

[@BigJay703]

@Slatternly Skaghalter Nick has people with under six figure net worth driving 15 year old Japanese death traps with the safety ratings of a fucking Harley.

[@MillionDollarExtreme2]

go buy Nissan Rogue

[@isaakklassen4224]

If we lived in a perfect world, everybody would drive a Honda CRV. What's wrong with that?

[@BigJay703]

@The Dude I'm even more autistic I cross-reference with death totals by make/model. I live in the city surrounded by diversity. The most likely cause of horrific mutilation/painful death in my life is a vehicular accident by a massive margin.

[@ashchapmantv6792]

He's a salesman dumbass

[@bunkaaa8726]

YES MORE TOYOTA / NICK / HYDE CONTENTTTTT

[@StrangeDaysGaming]

It says right there on a folded note! Whadda ya mean it's not real?!!? Yuh honnah! Yer fawkin' killin me 'ere!

[@thecatrooms]

"GUESS WHAT?!" -Chad Coomer

[@Grandmaster-Kush]

I love Nick's stories about busting the old millionaires balls funny stuff :(

[@-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___]

I love the little undiscovered artists featured in EVERY Sam Hyde video

[@chankriegs8447]

"Friendship" between a sociopath and a salesman

[@syst3mbl0w3r6]

2 years later and the epstein shit went nowhere