What is the LOWEST ABSORPTION POSSIBLE? -DS3

Don't worry about the final exam, this isn't a lot to ABSORB... ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ
𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗼𝘀
GREENPINEAPPLES CHANNEL
/ channel
YE' ANCIENT RECORD THREAD
/ the_lowest_damage_abso...
AND A SMOOCH TO PATREONS AND TESTERS WHO CHILLED WITH ME.
𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗱𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀
0:42 All the negative absorption penalty spells and items
2:52 The maximum for thunder & old max
4:30 The maximum possible with no frame perfect stacking needed
6:02 The maximum possible when you go too far...
7:23 Context & what should actually happen at these numbers
𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝘀
Modern Jazz Samba / String Impromptu Number 1 / Electro Chill C / Bossa Antigua - All by Kevin MacLeod
VoyageOfDiscovery - SilvermanSound
𝗢𝗵, 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 𝗜 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘀 🧙 / limitbreakers

[@TheAmazingRapscallion]

That negative fire absorption is the secret to recreating the first flame.

[@pip4349]

Older man was punched by a pyro flame. Thus began the age of fire.

[@StellaEFZ]

D E E P E S T L O R E

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

So that's what happened, the Witch of Izalith had her Fire Absorption too high. Which explains why she absorbed the Chaos Flame, heyo!

[@gungisgrand225]

D e e p e s t L o r e

[@brunooli4800]

the secret the fire witches dont want you to learn

[@kryskiller666]

So basically, he could get deep-fried by just stepping outside on a rainy day. Working as intended.

[@alexanderholzer7392]

Sounds like old dwarf fortress.

[@johntelekom9712]

@The tricky tick full havels in ds3 be like

[@glctcthnkr8059]

@The tricky tick endermen in Minecraft are crying rn

[@thepruld]

1:08 - GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@giordanosantilli5539]

È proprio l'originale gnaaaaah di Paride

[@RonZertnert]

I love how famous you are in the souls community Pruld

[@BigPuddin]

It's Italian funny man heehee haha.

[@KishibeRohan]

Limit might be running out of content, but he isnt running out of quality memes anytime soon

[@parix351]

He could always do the miracle build anytime he wants

[@cromptank]

Useless data is boundless

[@pablohierro9894]

@@parix351 why would he do something so useless ?

[@lughfiregod16]

@@pablohierro9894 What channel are you on to think he'd do anything that wasn't useless?

[@tomsin1417]

come on elden ring and let him break the game miyazaki

[@LimitBreakers]

I wonder if the thumbnail technically counts as clickbait? 🤔

[@Dentariunoux]

How did you comment 10 minutes ago when the vid came out 40 seconds ago

[@lil-dt5dw]

@@Dentariunoux uploaded it earlier and only just published it, probably watched it before publishing to check for mistakes.

[@andyhug90]

r-e-p-o-r-t-e-d :)

[@Pophero234]

Na it's pretty accurate.

[@CouldBeSaladFingers]

1v1

[@dannyprovolonefrithbeats]

oldman saying "multiplicatively" will never get old

[@SgtZook]

I feel like I age several years between when he starts and finishes

[@satvikverma681]

Unlike older man, who is very old

[@felix3436]

My personal favorite is "Maximim"

[@Longball7611]

danny provolone same as ENOUGH RAMBLING

[@shayposting]

@@felix3436 I'm more of a "possible" guy myself.

[@Skenjin]

I wonder how much useless data he will be able to give us when Elden Ring comes out.

[@pulpocosmicotranki3682]

I doubt you could even imagine it

[@Cody1425105]

@@pulpocosmicotranki3682 Useless Data... Oh... Useless data... the limits shattered, by someone... or something...

[@Fedorchik1536]

there is no such thing as useless data. we just don't have the application yet

[@Skenjin]

@@KahruSuomiPerkele The lack of weapons and armor to choose from kind of gets in the way of said useless data.

[@UrsaDew]

Was gonna like but ur at 666, bravo \m/

[@aldaghari9095]

“Those numbers are simply pathetic” Said while doing the welcome emote

[@MrSamulai]

"Thus began the age of fire..."

[@zworm99]

-148035.922... 👀 I REALLY FEEL IT NOW MR KRABS

[@1un4cy]

just touching sunlight will burn you to a crisp

[@dandragland825]

Old Man Senpai Gets Waxxxed: my new favorite hentai.

[@brunooli4800]

uhmmm, actually, it was older man who got waxxxed

[@haldosprime3896]

Anytime I see a topic that seems obvious I think “Oh god what bullshit did that old man figure out now” and he never disappoints. Love you, old man.

[@Soup0066]

"watch out for those electrical sockets" "Oh wait"

[@AshnSilvercorp]

Watch out for *SPONTANEOUS SUPER NOVA*

[@dillonqaphsiel7977]

At the beginning I thought “ what the hell I’ll go for the moon -1,000”

[@pf9188]

That ending was a prime opportunity to insert a Terminator 2 clip

[@bimbim1885]

also adds old man says "I'll be back" instead of see you soon

[@lordac3761]

when is the oldest man dlc coming

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

It can only be better than DS3 DLCs because anything is better than those pieces of shit.

[@Hug0Pro]

@@FriendlyArchpriest what? Ringed city was awesome. Shut the fuck up cry baby. Ariandel was the only sucky one.

[@marcodragon4995]

*looks in the mirror* Oh, I found it

[@benighted2665]

Rafael Portilho why is the butthurt?

[@LordTurnip_]

@@benighted2665 cause he can't beat gael

[@pocketlint60]

I'm so honored. When you commented on my post three years ago I never thought I'd end up seeing my username in one of your videos. This absolutely made my day Limit, keep up the -meaningless and futile- good work!

[@LimitBreakers]

I am just a humble chronicler of useless data. I could not NOT include it. 🧙 ᵂʰᵉⁿ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵗᵒˡᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃˣ ᵍˡᶦᵗᶜʰ, ᶦᵗ ᶦⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗˡʸ ᶜᵃᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐᶦⁿᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵉᵃˢᶦᵉʳᵎ

[@serraramayfield9230]

:O

[@GuntherLoveShineGirl]

old man: i think thats enough data for one day. everyone else: you mean for a whole month..

[@Joryho]

Eventually, you start giving enemies health.

[@falcon_decoy1217]

"You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers". -Old man

[@crimsonstrykr]

You know what a fugazi is?

[@patchestrust.4587]

if he is THAT flammable, we might just found our next cinder of fire now bois

[@MrMaradok]

With fire damage that high, who needs to face off against Soul Of Cinder! You’re MORE than capable of restarting The First Flame by yourself!

[@sampletext9390]

08:00 He really, really, REALLY missed the oportunity to say "Thus began the age of fire" and play the DS1 intro

[@KarmasAB123]

"How vulnerable are you to fire?" "Yes."

[@Gabriel_TR]

00:52 they had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@joeysmith8818]

When you become so flammable that you accidentally restart the age of fire.

[@Denamic]

That moment when you're a walking thermonuclear device

[@artinovol4277]

4:28 "it's like one of my Japanese animes" *Splatershot exist*

[@AstraKay]

With that little fire resistance, how does he have any hope of surviving your mixtape?

[@darklight645_]

He was so flammable at the end that he re-ignited the First Flame

[@lucasmartin6335]

6:36 "nice"

[@hermitcard4494]

3:49 the bukake wizards with bukake sorcery.

[@gustavrider5561]

8:08 So much absorption, he became a lord of cinder!

[@King_Jakolas]

I quit playing dark souls 3 a long time ago but I'll never ever quit these videos

[@acehughj4527]

So flammable he would single handedly reset the age of fire back to its prime

[@apocalfailed8090]

With a fire absorption that low, you should spontaneously combust

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

His absorption was so strong he absorbed limit's miracle build video. _Darn it, it was completely finished too._

[@NorskBN]

Thank you Older Man, your service provides much needed data and understanding.

[@trainershade1937]

When Fire Surge stops being an annoyance and starts being an immeasurable threat to your safety.

[@DevaOscura]

1:08 GNAAAAAAAAAA I understood that reference.

[@nitroturbo7869]

Damn, Grandpa is more flammable than any mixtape in the world.

[@dXQuarionXb]

3:17 turns out miracle builds ARE viable with the right build

[@sawarunan]

Sincere thanks for the continued use of the FF7 - Reunion track in your videos.

[@limbo8251]

1:45 I know where that “ara ara” comes from and I am eternally ashamed with myself for it.

[@zomboids2100]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) care to share the sauce?

[@Golden_Drive]

dont be

[@user-tn4tn2wn7b]

It's a command card voice line from Fate/Grand Order, character in question is "Minamoto no Raikou."

[@DillonMeyer]

I suppose he can finally be called "kindled one" instead now.

[@MrGlyra]

At first I'd guess about 460 for lightning, and that my expectations would be beaten by an exploit to be around 1200 in a different damage type. But by the gods never did I imagine *this...*

[@MEMESSOSTUPID]

We’re hitting levels of USELESSNESS that shouldn’t be possible

[@deocks4872]

Looks like you just recreated the first flame my man good job!

[@elreyes777]

Even lighting a candle is a life or death situation

[@anonthe-third2367]

Never thought i'd be watching an ancient wizard get bukakied by ten wax figures

[@bobrys12345]

Imagine the content we would get if they released Dark Souls 4.

[@Swedishminer40]

7:55 Thus began the Age of Fire

[@CorruptedMaterial]

The editing and humor is just fucking phenomenal.

[@callmequaz9052]

I guess that explains why everyone died when Yhorm tried linking the fire. He was too big to dodge the wax.

[@KudaTheNerd]

This is the dark souls equivalent of scientist creating dark matter in a lab for 5 seconds

[@arhean3693]

In that condition touching a spark from a bonfire would launch you into Neptune man!

[@whiteoutTM]

Holy shit that Gundam Force sound effect at 8:00 has the be the most niche game reference i’ve ever seen

[@Mar_Marine]

You reached your limit? But, but...you're the Limit Breakers! This is impossible!

[@zombiegandhi8405]

I really needed this today. Thanks, Old and Older Man.

[@boppler9777]

4:33 missed opportunity for the “Waximum”

[@kalicula7718]

At this point casting warmth will make you combust.

[@KylejaPY]

this character looks like the sheriff from stranger things

[@Rhino1004]

Damn, Older Man could put the Lord of Sunlight to shame with only his wrinkled malformed pinky

[@Lady_Vengeance]

I don’t know how you are still kicking out such classic content after all this time but I’m here for it

[@Jopeymessmusic]

I wonder how much of this video is a genuine call for help? And we're just laughing at the memes. Every video is more intense in its calls for help.

[@Sarged117]

A match in this man’s hands becomes a thermonuclear device

[@pongopea]

that fire def against the smelter demon should feel amazing

[@Jar-O-Magic]

i read this as "what is the lowest abortion possible"

[@Bjaz98]

He is so flammable, he does not need to link the first flame to rekindle it.

[@connoc5078]

The maths behind this game is truly the greatest mystery of the series.

[@nibelsnarf4302]

Older Man be looking dry as a desert with that low absorption

[@stranger6822]

Never thought I'd see that much fire vulnerability. This channel is *The* *Bomb*

[@ravenmcfann8280]

Always a treat seeing these pop up in my recommended. Thanks

[@user-wo5wz6yn7f]

The writing in your videos never ceases to make me smile :)

[@yo1tsyoshi555]

4:58 the candles do hold secrets. “your Wifu is trash”

[@PaladinfffLeeroy]

*Fire blasts Anti-Absorb-Fire-Grampa, wakes up at Gael bossfight*

[@abosalah2854]

This opens the door for a new highest damage in a single hit world record

[@lynsmanz384]

So that's how dark firelink shrine came to be...

[@MasterOFSuperFunny]

Nobody: HEV Suit: Warning! Extreme heat damage detected!

[@bionicdragon5]

With fire absorption that low, you could say this video was truly too hot for KZbin.

[@ilib0y]

I'm watching it the second time and now I have theory this is how you create a the very first bonfire again

[@TeamOneDay]

Limit: Breaks the record for the lowest Absorption possible. *For a meme.* Good 'ol Limit.

[@nickkelley9139]

At -148,035.922 fire resistance, simply stepping out on a somewhat warm day would probably make you combust into an open flame.

[@asd-du3ey]

OLD MAN YOU DID THE WAXXX TESTS WITHOUT CHILLING OUT WITH THY BUDS

[@ImusakHctividar]

Well I guess I know where the First Flame came from now. Thanks Old Man and Older Man!

[@felipebelmar2337]

Grandpa, you're back!!!!!! Back with the spicy content

[@quint3ssent1a]

> let's see how flammable he really is THUS BEGAN THE AGE OF FIRE

[@notyourduck4306]

Can't believe you put Lightning at the garbage bin.

[@Tman_Hall]

So *this* is how you link the fire

[@TheCardanoArmy]

Now we need the lore behind these waxy boys... the deepest lore...

[@Doat1911]

We gotta pump them numbers up.

[@ixflqr]

Interesting thing about the wax. All this time I had no idea...

[@pavoo8739]

If you think you're alone for valentines day but limitbreakers brings a new video😍

[@kungfudragon321]

Sounds like I shouldn't play my new mixtape or we're going to have a supernova on our hands

[@MusicVersa]

By the end of the video, Limit has succeeded where the Witch of Izalith failed, and recreated the first flame.

[@arctris9380]

LB over here creating the second flame.

[@ayyvian5488]

Therapist: Moe Old Man isn't real, he can't hurt you Moe Old Man: Ara ara~

[@Scaramouche122]

moe

[@ayyvian5488]

moe /ˈməʊeɪ/ noun (in the context of Japanese popular culture) the quality in a fictional female character of being youthfully innocent and vulnerable in an idealized way, perceived as eliciting feelings of affection or protectiveness. "I am an enthusiast of anime and have watched series where moe is a selling point" this was (obviously) copy-pasted and i'm proud

[@Scaramouche122]

moe guro

[@andrew_cunningham]

If Gwyn had this data before linking the First Flame this series might have played out very differently...

[@apophisstr6719]

We are witnessing the start of the new Age of Fire.

[@perfpet]

I don’t know why dark souls is programmed in such weird ways, but it sure is interesting.