Limmy tells the story about the pal who overstayed his welcome

Stream air date 24/06/24
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[@sammyb1651]

Second-homer evicts working man after sabotaging alarm clock.

[@endaburns2121]

limmy is a known member of the petite bourgeoise, the only surprise is this did not come sooner

[@spencergreen6980]

Lmao

[@fanda6122]

second shacker

[@knalpot7]

@@sammyb1651 basically Limmy is a class traitor...disguising his bourgeois origins with his faux weedgie patter. One vote, one voice, one hoos!

[@MyManiacGamer]

Sun headline about this video be like

[@marcusbritt2896]

"to cut a long story short" 20 minutes left of the fucking video

[@Rich.H68]

😂🤣

[@forestsunset9617]

his stories go on longer than his forehead

[@kovorus]

Right, that's you banned.

[@Dean-wh4mm]

​@@forestsunset9617cheeky kont

[@paulelder2855]

Why watch it?

[@Impossible033]

Not much holds my attention these days, but Limmy telling a 20 minute story about his life from 25 - 30 years ago, I’m there!

[@borismuller86]

Love how he’s holding onto this grudge from decades ago. The details he’s lodged in his memory. Fascinating.

[@ButterflyGhostBFG]

⁠@@borismuller86Trauma dumping on chat instead of going to therapy, sad to see

[@ExoSpaceFart]

​@@ButterflyGhostBFG20:45

[@bigjimcrinkler7193]

Me too😂

[@sandwich2473]

I could listen to these stories for the rest of my days

[@cartoonhead9222]

13:37 Limmy is bang on with this. Similar situation to Limmy myself, so called 'friends' who always wanted to stay at my place but the offer was never given back in kind. Saying 'No' was one of the best feelings of my life. Lo and behold, you never hear from that 'friend' again when they realise they can't just use you as a free hotel.

[@NO-uv6pd]

Why did I watch the whole thing? It's fascinating because it's so boring.

[@ExoSpaceFart]

BANNED 🚫

[@famouswolfdesignco]

I reckon it was James Corden, smelly feet gave it away.

[@TommyClark]

If Limmy didn't throw out that guy that wanted to live with him forever, he wouldn't have been the type of streamer to willingly swing around his banhammer, and in that scenerio, he'd have a toxic fan base and would still be living with the guy with smelly feet. Thank you for saying no, Limmy.

[@miniature030]

so hard to tell if this is satire or strange

[@RhysoTV]

Whips out the bans at the end because he rules with an iron fist.

[@mikeskinner9854]

Please can you upload the story he told the other week about the person getting banned from his live show and coming back in a wig to try and get in? It was hilarious

[@aj7803]

Lol hahaha need to hear this

[@DCI-Frank-Burnside]

'Kin 'ell, get the film rights someone in the industry. Ken Loach or Bela Tarr might be interested.

[@Defkan]

This Twinty minutes clip is the epitomy of Unintentional comedy. It's Limmy's inner thoughts, verbalised. You feel and see his rational non-conflict persona and the comedic millisecond switch.. into his justified rage.

[@Sam-tx1tn]

Limmy had a holiday home? This changes everything.

[@cartoonhead9222]

It's only Millport.

[@ExoSpaceFart]

He's got two floors, definitely not the man of the people if he ever was!? Possibly see him not being the only TORY voter in his family.

[@zepo82]

@@pjl8119 he actually lives in Edinburgh castle looking down...It's all a lie

[@Scottymol]

The real version of this story is Limmy wouldn't let him go, he wanted to leave sooo bad but Limmy begged him to stay every night, " just one more night pleease". He even unplugged his alarm clock at one point in the hope he could spend the whole day with him. Until he could take no more and left, never to be seen again. This is what broke Brian Limond.

[@elliotbull1190]

The lodger? James Corden.

[@Scottymol]

@@elliotbull1190 🤣🤣👍

[@kernel-pult]

that man grew up to become lloyd cole

[@PaperbackJourneys]

Imagine all his little minions in the chat after the banning. "He... he could do that to us..."

[@EC23_10]

6:32 Jesus the Rocky singing gets me everytime

[@TrickyWookie]

The ‘he said no’ was Limmys George Mcfly moment.

[@apmeehan]

Nice wee ban bloodbath bonus at the end there.

[@LukeTG1_TTV]

No, is the best word. Fuck feelings, you’re not obligated to have your soul drained because others can’t figure their shit out,

[@martingarricks6209]

this guy doesn't seem that bad tho, i wouldnt say "soul drained"

[@SplashTasty]

@@martingarricks6209 you dont know. This is a recollection from events that happened about 25 years ago, so theres no way for Limmy to convey fully what he was feeling at the time.

[@g8le]

@@martingarricks6209 How would you know? You wouldn't

[@martingarricks6209]

@@g8le got me there bro

[@raindancer80]

Is he wearing a Pet Shop Boys t-shirt at the same time he tells a story that has something about the Pet Shop Boys in it? And we're meant to believe this is just some coincidence?

[@nessisasquid]

people who enjoy pet shop boys usually listen to the pet shop boys, yeah

[@ManWalksDogs]

@@nessisasquid possibly the person that brought up staying round limmy's for a couple of nights in their sub/bits message knew this story well enough to know there was a PSB bit in it and wanted him to retell it having seen he was wearing a PSB tee for this stream and been reminded about the millport given-an-inch-taken-a-mile pisstaker.

[@aj7803]

It was written big man

[@DW-rs1pr]

Love how limmy just hates the poor lad cause he didnt sing a song in a way he liked lol

[@ryandudley3616]

The chat overstays its welcome: Limmy talks to himself without interruption indefinitely

[@spencergreen6980]

That's called a monologue, or soliloquising, and is ancient entertainment (eg "To be, or not to be?"). Other comedians like Dave Allan and Ronnie Corbett used to do a lot of it. Limmy is naturally good at it and I love listening. If I had more time, I would listen to more Limmy.

[@ryandudley3616]

@@spencergreen6980 shag ma arse

[@nin9249]

20:08 if you notice that slight nod of the head- here is the true sign of british rage lol

[@zepo82]

I'm checking prices in Millport, due a holiday

[@AD-23]

Love the way he constantly referred to it being his house despite only being fifteen. It won't be long until he's evicting all of us from his world.

[@ExoSpaceFart]

I wasn't sure the year he was talking about. Thanks for the time stamp.

[@therealanonymousartist]

He said he was eighteen.

[@farmergeddon7527]

Isn’t everyone who ends up in Scotland on a bad trip? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🫳🎤

[@yourpaljoni]

hahaha 18:30 is the moment i got a 2 week timeout. pissed myself laughing so i did.

[@ruffastoast8570]

I love saying no to people. It's one of my favourite things to do. It's my first instinct , even if I'm going to do the thing.

[@meneurdujeu]

Limmy was trying to get into the sister, that's why he tried to put up wi the boy, clear as day

[@spencergreen6980]

I enjoyed your story and can identify from my own experiences. Also, when you said about protecting your peace, that's very, very wise. Prudent.

[@sandwich2473]

I absolutely get what he means, but I never want to say no to people because I don't want them to feel bad or sad or whatever Good on him for taking over and sorting it if it were me, I'd have probably let his mate stay and they'd both probably still be living there

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

I still remember limmy going ''STINKIN''' in reference to the guy's feet/socks.

[@weeg91]

Somebody should dedicate a channel soley to limmys bans going forward

[@Blue-bf8lv]

people who crash places with no respect or gratitude hurt my soul.

[@Ayoayoayoayoayoayoa]

Saying people are banned with the same tone as tucking a child into bed at night 😂

[@bradley6676]

wish he'd do more stories like this on stream rather than all the lifeless indie games

[@You-Deef]

Milport man, been a few times, the country music festival is quite strange when they turn the town into the Wild West.

[@oliverchong2428]

“He said NAW!”

[@cartmanofsp]

You asked a question! THE ANSWER IS NO

[@snackojack]

oh fuggin' 'ell

[@steamer1]

Am half way through, and it's overstayed it's welcome.

[@nkenchington6575]

its welcome

[@steamer1]

@nkenchington6575 That's correct. Apologies, sir. I will leave my mistake unedited so others don't assume you're disagreeing with me. He drones on a bit, doesn't he?

[@nkenchington6575]

@@steamer1 I admire your courage, sir.

[@Majoruckus]

Twenty one minutes, fifty seconds.

[@SGC90-t5y]

I thought this bozo was in NYC.

[@calluminkster6892]

This is becoming therapy lol

[@davidtayler7916]

i said yes to "lending" money to someone who i knew was never paying it back, cos i wanted to help them. got tossed aside at the 1st opportunity. lessoned learned 😂

[@davidtome]

The guy with the smelly feet dodged a bullet.

[@cosmonautred4543]

He's out there somewhere, telling people a story about the time he lived with a man with honkin breath.

[@ExoSpaceFart]

​@@cosmonautred4543and a huge for head. He's lucky he didn't die from one of Limmys stories.

[@jonwardle8822]

well fuckin said man, far too many passive and unsure politics, it takes an adult to take stock and get objective. Why complicate simple truths with avoidance and ambiguity.

[@MCrockett1]

and like his roommate, certain members of the chat got evicted.

[@ChipWarriors]

didn't understand the thriller rambling bit. but he seems happy

[@VanSolo-uk]

Tory holiday home

[@2024champions]

Good video to put when washing

[@martingarricks6209]

ngl, this seems like the least bad "guy whos staying with me" story. these all just seem like little annoyances other than the not letting him know when he's leaving. is limmy petty?

[@davidmaclean9857]

cant believe he banned him for saying you'd think he'd have thicker skin... you'd think he'd have thicker skin !

[@Blue-bf8lv]

TLDR: 13:38 see what happens when you set boundaries with people, it shows their true colors

[@ExoSpaceFart]

17:51 save you a few minutes 😅

[@craigeboy70]

the bans had me in stitches

[@signoguns8501]

Reminds me of that Irvine Welsh story, soft touch... though not quite as extreme lol

[@leeanderson7877]

Beautiful in its mundanity

[@neiluk1470]

wow the way he used to go on he was a ratcatcher! But it turns out his family had a holiday home!

[@g8le]

Loved that you kept the crazed banning-spree in.

[@lose8447]

Why is this silly man talking about staying at someone's house and smashing their alarm clock

[@signoguns8501]

I love listening to limmy ramble about his life. Thats pretty much all i watch him for lol

[@bower8309]

this video gets recomended to me after everytime i watch a limmy video its so anoyying cos ive seen it like twice its weird how youtube forces certain videos to get views

[@cartmanofsp]

“Feet stinkin” Hahahaha

[@thredder28]

"To cut a long story short..."

[@marmalade627]

Rambles for 20 minutes

[@eblackbrook]

The thing that makes the short version less good is it doesn't have as many bans in it.

[@Notallowed101]

Glad to see that Limmy is still banning people for nothing

[@VIVAPSESCE]

Was the answer naw?

[@No.0.o.0]

We are so lucky to learn from his wisdom

[@jackbennett2269]

To cut a long story short…😩

[@mynamehere7148]

Feet scent packing

[@ChickenTuesday]

Nice cautionary tale

[@AR-ym5qx]

This story reminds me of the time James Corden hijacked my cab outside Sugar Hut. I was about to head home and he grabs the door and say’s “You going my way?” I said No I don’t think so. He said “yeah I think you are” and gets in. Takes me on a fucking 30 minute detour cos he wants a kebab. That big slab of sweaty meat eating a kebab. Well his feet were proper stinking that cab out.

[@knalpot7]

Limmy is referring to a lack of self worth.He took his power back by making smelly socks miss his wurk by breaking his alarm clock.

[@patscorneroftheuniverse]

I love listening to Limmy and his observations from a distance. But as I'm sure he wouldn't want me as a friend I wouldn't want him as a friend. He is the guy at concerts with his arms crossed and the guy at the party judging everyone with his eyes. Either he would say he doesn't like someone or he would not say it but you'd feel it. Maybe that's just his comedic persona, but if not that would just be insufferable. However, I appreciate his intelligence and on point observations.

[@paulelder2855]

Legend ❤

[@StephenMurray-qp6wq]

Limmy you are my hero

[@kitsch570]

Limmy outed as landlord in fiery split from ex best friend

[@Burgmannn]

18:03 Millport destiny.

[@ExoSpaceFart]

Wealth looks after wealth.

[@benfoster93]

Standing up for himself was the slippery slope to where he is today

[@SinisterPuppy]

Seems the story wasn't long enough if those two chatters decided to stink your house up.

[@PaulEcosse]

Damp smell is okay, Ammonium smell not so much.

[@Andy-fs5hv]

You sound like Maggie

[@spence086]

Campfire headphones?

[@macanders1888]

Tremenous

[@milkenjoyer14]

0:59 Every once in a while, the Scottish dialect still throws a pronunciation at me that I couldn't have predicted. "Gaerden"?

[@monkey7431_]

"The" Scottish dialect, aye?

[@spweb2]

@@GarageRockEnjoyer Haird?

[@RhysoTV]

@@monkey7431_ *scotch

[@milkenjoyer14]

@@monkey7431_ Sorry, Glaswegian. I've heard the Inverness dialect too - almost sounds like English!

[@Scott-bh2qb]

@@milkenjoyer14 no it doesn’t

[@zan7838]

sageneight

[@FineYungCannibal.]

Brilliant

[@nin9249]

Im gen x and i love the long versions, im not a gamer and dont like improv. This is what i love most about limmy 💜👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

[@Morrie-queens]

What is weehus?

[@jamesfeist748]

A small domicile.

[@Blue-bf8lv]

a miniature abode

[@knalpot7]

It's whaur dwarfs or short erses bide.

[@randalmccullough328]

To be honest limmy, I thought the ending was going to be a bit better. The story was good but it just fizzled away at the end. 😕

[@ExoSpaceFart]

Banned 🚫

[@olaf3140]

I feel bad for the guy having a bad trip

[@DavieDavie85]

Naw

[@thegremlin8599]

Fuck him, THIS IS MY HOOSE

[@custardgannet4836]

Naw I don't know him

[@lose8447]

😂😂😂😂

[@MarkSaunders-ri8si]

Pish

[@ExoSpaceFart]

Banned 🚫

[@Rich.H68]

Ffs Ronnie Corbett tells shorter less convoluted tales 🤣

[@ExoSpaceFart]

B A N N E D ❤️💫