Killing villagers: The Triple Drop

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[@ReallyBloodyGood]

This video will be used in a court one day, and they will say; ‘how did we miss the signs’?

[@Julian_XO]

shut up, I fucking love this

[@isaacwilliams9919]

*I AM THE ANTICHRIST*

[@SenorMoose]

We are all responsible.

[@monkfish2047]

Why are these comments so funny? I laughed at this so much

[@SenorMoose]

YDillChips lol same

[@andrewbycroft4289]

"I am not a genius, genius merely passes through me" - Limmy 2019

[@Horus-Lupercal]

"Look God, look what I've done to your creation! I am God, I am Anti-Christ, I am the Devil." - Scots Comedian given too much power, 2019.

[@gamingkoalahd9891]

So humble

[@mcfcok7952]

Malvolio btfo

[@themasteryocheese8133]

@@Horus-Lupercal *in minecraft

[@pyrrehraus6571]

the name's Limmy, the particle of god that permeates everything

[@scottinbristol]

The most disturbing thing is he would have had to test the height to drop them to break their legs.... "6 blocks...7 blocks, nope just a sprain, 11 blocks nope deed, ahhh 10 blocks just right. Hobbled"

[@deathrodamus9608]

The details man! The details! 😂 Limmy was a torturer on his previous life.

[@Gunnersaurus1]

Worse, someone in the chat had already researched the mechanics

[@drinkableone8799]

BECAUSE 11 IS UNTENABLE!!! 😒

[@pflh2391]

let's get it clear, this channel is about a scottish comedian who makes torture devices in minecraft subscribed

[@BIGBADmouse1]

If you assume the entire channel’s content is similar to this video then yeah

[@vabu94]

@@BIGBADmouse1 To be fair, he has some even more disturbing stuff on this channel.

[@cmsaunli]

Search 'Just a wee nudge'

[@thomasgambroadamsson3650]

Scottish Life Coach

[@BIGBADmouse1]

FindValdo yeah not all about minecraft though 😂

[@powerarmourknight]

This should have premiered at minecon.

[@clarkfielduk]

12:00 in the main hall: Limmy's Minecraft Torture Panel with special guest Guido Fawkes

[@newwavex8665]

Hahaha

[@themasteryocheese8133]

+18

[@insulindianmarechale]

That just cause 1 pfp tho

[@bigshanemoment1574]

I made the likes 1k ;0

[@samyb2834]

"Well, Mr. Mulvaney it's about your Minecraft video..."

[@jamamafegan4382]

Samy Belmont what! This is ludicrous, officer! Names and badge numbers from the both of you!

[@georgewashington1200]

Yöu‘r accüsing ME?

[@ujtyhbfgtfsdxz]

You think I did it!?

[@georgewashington1200]

Ehehehe..this is loudacris

[@Corrael]

His last name is Limond.

[@FaithfulMarbo]

Villagers wake up in a cold sweat, terrified by the plains of quarts. A voice, they recall, spoke to them. "Erey foochkin boooone en es boody"

[@dooppooter]

i choked

[@OscarJamess]

Bodeehhh*

[@iDrunkRS]

Clicked read more right as he said it. Was not disappointed.

[@jamestherockwilson3931]

You see, God, what I've done to your creations? I'M HERE NOO

[@estie4930]

This sent me into fits of laughter

[@IronCascade]

With this, Limmy has created a simulacrum of life in microcosm. The villager is born, proceeds through the tribulations of life, growing progressively enfeebled, before ultimately and inevitably dying, all for absolutely no justifiable reason whatsoever.

[@jimmybuba2683]

Cool

[@da-p6814]

a fitting tribute to god then

[@baalgar5530]

To life 🥂

[@Tripplebeem]

Don’t back down, double down. Don’t back down, double down.

[@rossfromfriends8468]

Wait, I like this kid . He’s got bawls

[@kingofpain11111]

I just got into Limmy and saw his show for the first time. That video about doubling down in front of god and the angels extending your life because they are terrified of... dude that’s so fucking funny. I have hard time understanding some things but I love this channel.

[@Tripplebeem]

@@kingofpain11111 I've watched that video about 34 times and it is now how I live my life.

[@FightingTorque411]

*Triple doon

[@bohg9907]

The pensioner impression was just too good

[@molybdenumrose]

The way he vibrates off screen at the end of it

[@johnmartinez7440]

I preferred the cowboy builder

[@dr.ligmahnutts2993]

StillGame94 and the dogs wearing a jacket

[@oshun459]

Limmy: I'm God also Limmy: I'm the Devil also Limmy: I'm the Anti-Christ

[@drdassler]

Oshun he's none of those, he's real.

[@minecraftsteve2504]

@@drdassler no, he is herobrine

[@jassie138]

All in the span of about 6 seconds

[@Kazza_8240]

All things to all men 😂

[@liberty8453]

drdassler the edge...

[@failed_son4957]

“Idk what happened officer one day he just snapped”

[@Bloom_HD]

Limmy 2010 : "but steel is heavier than feathers!" Limmy 2019: "I'm making a villager killing machine!"

[@biggmackthewackslack6654]

its evolved O_O

[@Comedy-xo1xp]

...into "villagers are heavier than thin f'kin air".

[@baruchel-kenan]

Wow

[@FightingTorque411]

That's whit the truth can dae tae a man

[@karoleslaw]

we're watching Limmy's slow descent into madness

[@4TheWinQuinn]

He has long long long since passed the descent stage

[@Hanzer-ns5bh]

"slow" It's a motherfuckin' nosedive at this point

[@googles1000]

@@4TheWinQuinn now he's landing on Kennedy space

[@biggmackthewackslack6654]

Limmy's Show: The Dark Decent

[@Deadpoolio47]

It’s like watching H.H Holmes build his murder house.

[@a_common_weeb]

That's extremely cursed

[@googles1000]

That's extremely blessed

[@boliha365yearsago8]

That's extremely 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚍

[@moviefact1]

"aye yea, this a mass killin' machine then, aye? Used to be a li'l boutique for flowers that were sold for orphans from the third world, but aye that's progress for ya huh"

[@IRVDawg]

*BUT AT WHAT COST?*

[@davidkarl2456]

Hiya Lemmy, it's ye therapist, please respond to me emails. We need to book a session soon. Im worried about ye.

[@Raksody]

😂😂😂😂

[@Triadicarp]

Therapists dont care enough to send a personal email saying they're worried about you(e)

[@zdenekmlcak7165]

@@Triadicarp r/woosh

[@Triadicarp]

@@zdenekmlcak7165 more like r/hitmerightinthechest but i choose to take his joke and turn it into a message about how bad many American hospitals are with mental health.

[@areaxisthegurkha]

@@zdenekmlcak7165 cringe

[@XAVR_]

2010: BBC Commissioned Television Series 2020: Minecraft Killing Machine

[@yorp4161]

"I'm the anti-christ, fooken yes man"

[@kylewindsor199]

The change between "breaking" to "shattering" his ankles is the sort of subtle genius, lunacy, and evil that sets Limmy apart from others.

[@rohansalwan]

engineering borne of an insane mind

[@alexandersmets5045]

5:28-5:52: Me when I fix my grandparents internet, by plugging the router back in, after unplugging it

[@wizewizard1840]

"I'm the antichrist. Fucking yes man!" lmfao I'm in tears

[@korosuke1788]

6:38 he's so proud of his creation!

[@cammybhoy6148]

I've used spider web so they fall slowly to their deaths knowing they're helpless prolonging their suffering

[@samuelhatfield7415]

Once in a while, Limmy's insane ramblings are a little profound.

[@bigger_mibber6029]

Maybe video games DO create serial killers...

[@matiasbosques3002]

kek

[@sesucosegs7901]

This is more of a video game containing a serial killer need for carnage

[@gorlix]

kekekeke

[@brionar468]

yeah but what's the sauce for that profile picture

[@scottmurray8483]

It's official, Limmy is now certifiable. May the lord have mercy on our souls.

[@caffenefree]

I love the concept that if you were to fall from multiple long drops that your legs would be incrementally damaged, starting at the bottom and working your way up

[@rossmacomish]

'Look god, Look what I've done to your fuckin creations man.' bahaha fuckin gold.

[@hvsxkevin3353]

I used to play minecraft for years and had no clue how to use red stone, yet here Limmy is, making intricate red stone murder machines. Just beautiful really.

[@cryojudgement2376]

When you get to hell satan says "here's the keys dont forget to lock up."

[@crank01]

Had to genuinely pause this a few times... One of the best.

[@adudefromtheukvideos]

Please explain how such a fall would break the three tiny bones in the inner ear. Use diagrams to support your findings.

[@anticpuppo3010]

His head was crushed are you dumb.

[@isabuckles]

@@anticpuppo3010 Limmy stated that the final drop would break every bone in the villagers' bodies, though. The piston has nothing to do with it.

[@userequaltoNull]

Who are you, my Proffesor?

[@ratkeep]

They break because Limmy’s cold dead stare breaks anything

[@mvolestrangler]

in the Black Mirror episode "White Christmas" when they say the Cookies that refuse to conform are sold to the gaming industry... this is what would happen to them.

[@drinkableone8799]

mvolestrangler that episode was so fucked man 😞 like imagine being blocked by everyone...

[@dinbach488]

If Limmy is doing this in our reality, imagine what kind of intricate torture is going on in higher dimensions.

[@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp9477]

Life itself.

[@sou_desu8587]

I love how simple villagers get fall damage but limmy explains it with some real pain terms

[@WaspBrain]

Oh my god Limmy please keep making minecraft videos, your imagination has always been insane and that lets you take minecraft to the next level, talking about shattering villager bones - Absolutely creased, and ive told all my friends about this amazing combination. Just so so good

[@devilbhrothesavage2807]

The only minecraft content that should exist is Limmy living out his murder fantasies.

[@dillanbro7161]

I know the more obvious thing is to point out Limmys inner mad genius at play here, but I'm honestly baffled at his comedic talent with that old man bit. It's such a recognizable stereotype and not an obvious one so I thought it was great

[@JoeyMerryfield]

I love how he is literally explaining the most brutal thing in the world in the most calming voice ever.

[@WispyWoodsman]

In under 10 minutes, we've gone from "look at my contraption" to "I am the antichrist". Granted, he may not be wrong.

[@kdmedia1534]

‘Ye’ve goat tae remember, am 85’ Idk why that makes me laugh so much 😂

[@nobodyeverinhistory]

2010: "Steel is heavier than feathers" 2019: "I'm the anti-christ, fuckin' yes man" *he says while watching his villager killing machine in Minecraft*

[@arpadpinter6050]

Whatever makes you happy Limmy

[@JoshBrown1996x]

The greatest depiction of being god I've ever seen in my life

[@benni4451]

Its so important to him that they suffer in explicit detail its so wholesome

[@maniclaude7914]

Really reveals his charchter

[@fms911]

"Ladies and gents, to mystery, to god" *Proceeds to massacre entire civilisation of villagers*

[@VincentGnawl]

I’m soooo glad I found Limmy’s channel. This is the best thing out of 2020.

[@AlastairjCarruthers]

I wept. I wept for the beauty of it all.

[@druganema8219]

3:32 a showcase of a literal torture machine

[@frederickneedle1350]

This is the best asmr video on KZbin

[@breingan7943]

"the villagers lack common sense" Jacob Rees Mogg

[@somebassdude]

I just watched a middle aged man stare into the abyss and slip into madness

[@dgtlgtr3272]

"I am not a genius, genius only passes through me"... Genuinely genius.

[@stevensalad8125]

The power of accents - He can curse as much as he wants to and still get ads

[@wandersgion4989]

"I can't explain my genius anymore than I can explain where gravity comes from." Ultimate humble brag.

[@愛利おねーちゃん]

I've been watching Limmy's mincraft videos in a row and I'm losing my mind

[@HowBoutUHandleDeezNutz]

Best kind of a ASMR, Scottish Minecraft villager torture

[@pedrodevsodaghost9282]

yes. I shall use this content as unintentional ASMR. I could easily fall asleep to this!

[@aaaa_0484]

When you realize this is the "But steel is heavier than feathers!" guy

[@firstnamesecondname8280]

This might be my new fav online video series

[@bonnieprincecharlie774]

this used to be his majesty's panopticonicon

[@andrew6069]

the way the moon lines up like space odyssey

[@danypryn7790]

Servant name: Brian Limond Class: Assassin (5*) Affiliation: Chaotic-Evil Noble Phantasm: The Triple Drop (EX) Deal heavy damage to a single enemy, high chance to inflict death. Inflict burn and significantly decrease defense for 3 turns. Stats: Strength : D Agility: C Luck: EX MP: B NP: EX

[@maxinebeckelmann1064]

I'm refusing to believe that this is real. It feels like a fever dream

[@dgtlgtr3272]

I came here from your show of course and I am stunned to see this is what you're up too. I fucking love ya man I'm so happy

[@davedaprimate9305]

those villagers dont have to worry about being 85 years of age

[@americnsk8r]

That speech before he showed the loop off deserved to be in a movie.

[@theobrill5161]

Limmy: Sometimes ma genius generates gravitay

[@tom.b4461]

That will shatter his fuu-ckin spine. Fucking love this

[@RitzScythe]

There are no monsters under the bed, just Limmy.

[@bloodangel8502]

Yes officer, this has been happening for awhile now

[@ned900]

Classy Breaking pixelated legs is truly a religious experience.

[@trinitron384]

Jokes aside, the thing that most surprises me is the fact that Limmy is actually pretty good at redstone, considering I know him from his comedy... strange but also really cool

[@PuissantAlgernon]

Have you ever played Dwarf Fortress Limmy? You can be even more meticulous with your killing machines than in Minecraft, and it describes every single injury in sickening detail down to damage to individual layers of flesh and nervous tissue.

[@HariKalay]

Ahh man, I love making these kinds of killing machines... this one was great. Thanks for the inspiration, Limmy.

[@luna-p]

Brian "I'm not a violent man" Limond

[@OreoVII]

I don't play Minecraft, but I know it's about mining for materials and building your own little world, etc. So, for the life of me I couldn't figure out why Limmy was breaking their legs before dropping them into lava. Then I finally realized: he doesn't have to. He is consciously, actively 'choosing' to inflict more pain before committing murder.

[@samgillespie5912]

Limmy: incomprehensible Scottish babbling Me: damn right

[@ghitaciprian]

Brian Limond (born 20 October 1974), better known as Limmy, is a Scottish comedian, writer and streamer. He became known for his website and blog. In late 2006, his daily podcast Limmy's World of Glasgow received interest from the mainstream British media.

[@MadMagyar13]

Limmy’s ancestors were definitely medieval torturers

[@franqueee]

Limmy and pewds should do a minecraft torture collaboration

[@AsYnChRoNiXed]

Limmy is the next Sethbling, but hes using his creations to kill villagers.

[@Ricksdetrix]

I am god, oh my god I'm the devil. I'm the anti christ. Fuckin' yes man - Limmy 2019

[@IronMiddo]

RIP Benny Harvey, gone but not forgotten, miss ye big man

[@elliotalderson8358]

Those abilities come from the muse Killing villagers is an art.

[@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers]

Stalin would be proud. Stalin: I'm calling the Polis

[@fickmydick7314]

When i look at this man older than me, i am relieve of all anxiety about growing older.

[@paulhardin9731]

More profound than Kubrick’s 2001

[@Greatkaizenx]

Nothing gives me more satisfaction then Limmy describing the brutal death of a villager

[@heyalright_]

This is the best edited stream footage. This could comfortably be in the homemade show, or something like this. Ah swear tae fuck btw

[@SlimbTheSlime]

Time to integrate this into my home.

[@EvilLordCanas]

He just can't stop killing. It's his god given gift.

[@seanrea8281]

Must've been a night stream, Limmy's whispering like a kid awake past bed time.

[@IconOfSin]

"Ladies and Gents... to mystery... to God!" *pulls lever*

[@najwan3672]

villager: **takes 6 blocks of fall damage every few times** limmy: *hes breaking his fucking knees and then every bone in his body*

[@wheresmyeyebrow1608]

HE'LL FEEL EVERY FOCKIN' CRUNCH

[@irisholigarch316]

How have I only just now discovered this channel

[@bhimbonggames3206]

Mummy is my new favorite fucking KZbinr. This dude is fucking hilarious, and his voice is like asmr. God tier combo