Improv Stories: Gerard Butler gets caught shoplifting in Scotmid

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[@mrk45]

Scotmid? NO! THIS IS SPAR!

[@CfOme]

YASSSSS

[@roddy2body]

Nice!!

[@RedGuyUK]

Genius patter

[@geokaker9630]

HIS, IS, SPAARR AH!

[@MichaelClarkeWhittet]

Loved this story about Craig Butler

[@ginger-uz8je]

A guess Gerard Butler didn't know you could get the bus from Glasgow airport straight to Paisley

[@Zalman1337]

Who?

[@Perkustin]

HAHA! Was literally about to post this, i'm pretty sure it's the cheapest and quickest way out the airport.

[@frank3773]

I’m the biggest thing to come out of Paisley since the clap

[@tiocfaidharla8511]

"Airport?... Nah, yer going the cells mate"

[@Andy-ko5eu]

True story about the Scottish tap water

[@alteredbeast7145]

Canny beat it

[@UmbrellaSound]

I can't watch it because the idea made me laugh myself into a coma. I'm pretty sure the story itself could potentially kill me.

[@amylynch5203]

hahaha That is hilarious. I can imagine I would get on with you quite well.

[@ListenToBigFace]

Fuckin knobheads

[@amylynch5203]

@Jamie McCallum excuse me, what?

[@dmill6103]

@@amylynch5203 they called u a fuckin knobhead aye

[@michaelhoward1583]

Improv Stories :a guy called Iain gets caught with pattertheft

[@michaelhoward1583]

At 13:21 the actual facial look Gerard gave in the movie 300, dramatic, great insight limmy, Scottish Power.

[@lth1072]

Fair play to John. I wouldn't have recognised Gerald Butler either tbh . Craig's just doing his job .

[@DavieMahon]

Irish accent was impeccable

[@EdibleCastleWill]

Would love to see this as an actual short film starring that guy from you know.. that one... and you know... the other one

[@norbertalbertz7259]

Moral of the story.. Never steal biscuits or you will end up spending the rest of your life in a hospital for the criminally insane lol

[@jamiefitzgrade7960]

I lost it at Reeeeeed Eye

[@Shakis87]

lol love how he left Paisley to get a train back

[@cutthroatnin3833]

"unmarked fookin grevv"

[@alexanderlee5669]

Half expected you to say 'theres this actor called Craig...'

[@Notpoop906]

didn't realise Gerard Butler was from Northern Ireland LOL

[@Blindmonkey69]

Amazing improv storytelling man, great work as usual

[@roughtoughmaxie980]

this was like an episode of twilight zone.

[@adudefromtheukvideos]

Limmy risks a cancellation here, so at the end *appears* to walk it back - but, in a shock twist, he actually doubles down on his cancellable conduct. Problematic. Sturgeon must condemn.

[@bentleykennedy-stone673]

you sound like someone with a persecution fantasy

[@5udimax]

"Don't back doon, double doon." - Limmy

[@Domvelando]

@@5udimax YEW go to hell

[@PaxMagna]

@@aceman0000099 Whats your PLOBLEM?

[@iain3151]

Unmarked grave 🤣🤣🤣

[@ItsMeBenson]

I hope Gerry has seen this

[@affalaffaa]

Unmarked grave. Hahaha. No-one is above the law, whoever you are, even if no-one knows who you are or what you've been in.

[@Domvelando]

This actually my fav improv story

[@angels77100]

Three hunner! Hahahahahahaha I pissed myself.

[@Stevies_Precog_Gym_n_Spa420]

Can confirm Gerard Butler has watched this.

[@rosseatsleepjdm]

Who?

[@alteredbeast7145]

Gerry fae Sparta

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@rosseatsleepjdm never heard of him

[@ciaranc7460]

A Hollywood Mr Mulvaney

[@wildbill9863]

13:25 my sleep paralysis demon

[@naybother]

I love this idea that Gerard Butler is so forgettable that he even forgets himself loool

[@g8le]

Bakersfield, Tennessee, Los Angeles. What a spot

[@PaddyRoon7]

Pretty sure I just popped a blood vessel after the Irish accent

[@tommyprior_]

This just makes me feel bad for Gerard bless him. Poor guy just wants to be acknowledged.

[@Alji3dom]

When he takes the glasses and hat off...hilarious

[@honkmafa8728]

Paisley's favourite son, beezer.

[@bokehintheussr5033]

Limmys stories are honestly as good as Franz Kafka.

[@Brian-pr1dq]

"Your client who?" So good... :-D

[@doch1994]

Shout oot tae the gourock train!

[@Kazza_8240]

Passin by The Port 😆 ✌

[@ScotlandsBEST]

Does limmy do the camera zooms etc live or Is this editing for KZbin? If so it's actually very impressive

[@jasminerr]

All live

[@telejim2238]

2 years ago I know but it’s just a button he presses that’s set to a zoom

[@Brian_IA]

Bakersfield, TN 😂

[@Fergo-it3gy]

I'm surprised the staff in scotmid didn't have a craig on their rota

[@joedent4133]

Your client who? Urr nup, sorry your honour. CASE CLOSED.

[@ruairi_]

genius. actual genius.

[@riceboybebop7018]

Who was this story about again i forget

[@lfc4044]

Come Hame? Hame Hame?

[@leviathanblade7805]

13:17 new horror movie starring limmy 😂

[@radiobrain94]

Absolutely brutal 😂😂😂

[@greigsanderson]

Buy an Iron Limmy.

[@davidgeraghty5015]

As I’m watching this there’s 300 likes?!?!?!? Coincidence?!???

[@MrDefusee]

Gérard Butler is no fe Yoker

[@moh8483]

Hame tae his bit

[@El-xt9oo]

funny you say about developing a lisp and then thinking with a lisp around 8:35 . When I binge watch limmy videos I start thinking in a scottish accent and im british

[@RobWright1981]

No, yer no.

[@El-xt9oo]

@@TheDarkInstall yeah but I dont speak with a scottish accent. Do you understand my comment now?

[@El-xt9oo]

​@@TheDarkInstall so you did understand my comment, just decided to split hairs about it. Cool. I hope you have a good life

[@El-xt9oo]

@@TheDarkInstall I've seen some of your videos, I get the feeling you are the kind of person who gets a hard on telling someone else they are wrong :) You wont find happiness if you're so eager to point out others mistakes, and quite frankly, you wont make many friends that way either

[@El-xt9oo]

TheDarkInstall Obviously I made a mistake, I don’t think england = Britain. Big words don’t make you smart so take your carefully edited reply and do one. You’re too old to act this edgy

[@malkyministrvalky9000]

ON RED EYE

[@fis0]

fuckin love the endin to this hahaha

[@stephbhoy1]

Butlers gnashers😂

[@KoJ1337]

Unmarked fuckin grave...The End.

[@Thisismydesign92]

Whatever happened to him never acts anymore

[@paulfrewzy7374]

Folk Always ask me in Ireland What comedian is ma fav~? Do alike Billy Conley, am like Naw a don't canny connect wi him, Then a get Wit about Kevin Bridges, am like Naw no Really his Od one liners a Suppose just no me but, n they ur like Aww Ok, n Then a hit out way But a Do like Limmy he kinda keeps it real n an about way, ma misses doesn't think he's good for ma mental health, Nonsense he's Jst ma cup a tea EndOff n that's jst the way of it clear n simple just like that 2020style >

[@paulfrewzy7374]

No sure StuartWho lol'§

[@paulfrewzy7374]

A Persnaly like this guy he can have a laugh at himself a can relate tae that its like a copping thing a feel(FactsBe)

[@treecuttertam]

Masterpiece ❤

[@LeslieDugger]

Whereard is Gerard? #unmarkedgrave

[@DaveTerrasidio]

hes some lad

[@ScantSquad]

U triggered my 'ok google' around 18 min mark, dunno how

[@regaljohnston3001]

Sounds more like ewan macgregor

[@oduneyeman]

three hunner

[@blackspeedwagon6997]

but... a Kilogramme of steel is heavier than Kilogramme of feathers

[@Stevies_Precog_Gym_n_Spa420]

Whats a gramme? Ye old Gramme?

[@lewis7951]

What’s up doc?

[@mrfenandes]

where gerard go

[@sonnyobrien]

Who?

[@robgstevens2787]

Mr Butler is one fine man, add to that he is a gentleman, leave him alone okay, who cares if he is famous, he is one of us !!

[@smileforthesun]

Just a bit of pat for the scotty boy

[@LocoBand]

Who?

[@JacobJake1]

Gerald butler twitch stream ?

[@schinaro]

Bejam

[@xjames118]

? I _like_ Gerald Butler. There's lots celebrities from Scotland who are _genuine_ Cs. Andy Murray. Andy Murray's Mum. Andy Murray's Brother. Nicola Sturgeon. There's 4 just off the top of my head.

[@krissuyx]

What? Who's Gerald Butler? What's he been in?

[@xjames118]

@@krissuyx You know that quarry in Wales? They filmed Tomb Raider there and passed it off as China. I went there recently and looked into the past and I could see Jolie and Butler drinking coffee. Tomb Raider.

[@alexroca6981]

co-per-Ative ;)

[@danielgerke7669]

True story

[@Jack-uz9li]

Burn

[@adrianpadron1894]

wtf is this channel im so confused what is he talking about

[@johndickson1220]

Harsh on Gerrard like Limmy, you've taken that too far!

[@KarlHamilton]

Don't really bother with the improvs. But I'm down for this one. Here we go.

[@smithy8856]

Grow up get them watched

[@KarlHamilton]

Nah

[@johnbonhamsinger]

It's genuinely his best work of the post-BBC era.

[@ninjacell2999]

@@johnbonhamsinger especially the Glasgow uni student on work experience one lol

[@lloydwaycott8178]

Regarding the ''best water in the world'', Scotland ranks 17th in water purity in the world. England ranks 13th.

[@DaveTerrasidio]

Pish!

[@leecameron9226]

Gérard butler was in one great movie law abiding citizen I don't think I liked much else he was in