Lines You Wouldn’t Hear In A Kids Films - Mock The Week

[@The_Umpteenth_Doctor]

"The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is we can disembowel a gazelle in 10 seconds!"

[@elithesia781]

You know it’s a good segment when people decide to roast Dara.

[@BrandonWasHere]

Yet your profile picture says otherwise.

[@sammyhoffman4812]

“Guess what buzz and woody, Andys mum has toys with the exact same names as you”

[@mr.jglokta191]

"I'm sorry Piglet" said Winnie the Pooh "But Tigger was shot by an american dentist"

[@DarthSanguine]

Tigger isn't a lion.

[@Robin-gj3qr]

I’m sorry whoever else was in this movie But Kimba the white lion was shot by an American dentist

[@ciangrant3042]

@@Robin-gj3qr isn't that movie called 'Mia and the White Lion'?

[@copperrose4376]

Sorry to the witch and the wardrobe the lion was killed by an American dentist

[@tombstonerforever9374]

@@copperrose4376 He said, "Edmund and Lucy".

[@earthrocker4247]

Proof positive that dissing Dara gets you the points

[@Gubbywubby]

James' "filmed this over skype" joke strikes differently in 2020...

[@mylanguagecafe5528]

Hugh Dennis is the absolute best

[@tycol322]

"Good news Simba. Scar was shot by an American dentist

[@Chris-gu5lt]

Hugh killed it in this round

[@Rinocapz]

The three dislikes I see are from the three lions

[@PatrickSpelman]

Or 3 little pigs.

[@michaeloconnor5904]

And here was me thinking it was an Icelandic denstist who shot them in the face.

[@Sphagetti__]

@@newjerseyyouth4853 which of the three were supposedly a bible allegory?

[@just-tess]

Chronicles of Narnia, "The character Aslan is widely accepted by literary academia as being based on Jesus Christ."

[@59771006]

“Half grizzly bear and half buffalo the Gruffalo was the biggest scariest animal in the whole wood until one day he got a job presenting Mock the Week”

[@liamroberts1458]

Why do you feel the need to repeat a joke you heard on the video? You unfunny twit...

[@dez3540]

@@liamroberts1458 It's done quite a lot these days - just gotta get used to it I'm afraid 😂

[@TheJollyBlobster]

I expected James' "We're going on a bear hunt" joke 😄

[@michaeloconnor5904]

Mr. Cameron, I've got some bad news. The Three Lions have just been shot in the face by an Icelandic dentist.

[@thewomble1509]

Boom!

[@thedelta4258]

2:21 Hi, I'd like to report a murder

[@smeetsnoud1]

Not gonna lie, I would LOVE to be a Gruffalo. It would be awesome!

[@andrewfenn3019]

I'd walk onto the stage with one of the guys and say "Hey. I'm Woody. And this is Buzz. We're Andy's mum's toys"

[@yellowstalk6653]

I love the little head movements Andy does at the end of every joke he makes as if seeking validation, you're doing great mate don't worry.

[@thewomble1509]

"Good news kids, an American Dentist has been ripped from head to arsehole by a very pissed off Lioness"

[@dez3540]

Josh's Hunger Games joke was savage 😭

[@rasmusn.e.m1064]

Nanny McSmallerfee lol xD

[@platinumpatience5307]

The thumbnail tells me that Dara O'Brien just got called a Gruffalo. 😂

[@saifhaq3331]

“It’s bad news Marty, Melman and Gloria. Alex the lion has been shot by an American dentist!”

[@U2QuoZepplin]

I want to hear the joke Andy Parsons was going to tell at the beginning!

[@ItsABeautifulDay.]

Good news. I have not been shot by an American dentist.

[@fenhen]

How did they get Ron Weasley on the show!?

[@U2QuoZepplin]

I’d never associate James Acaster with Ron Weasley..... 🤣

[@dubyah8824]

That tigger joke is the funniest thing he’s ever said

[@edwardkinsey5680]

Railway children joke😂

[@chrisgarton4225]

We have to get to the Magic Railroad Thomas, Harry Houdini must be under there.

[@rawlinsonboy]

"I'm pregnant Harry, and the baby's yours" said Professor McGonagall

[@lukemcnamara7355]

rawlinsonboy only ogs remember this

[@simeonbaumel7293]

Harry replied, "I'm glad I know the Aborto spell"

[@sillygoose2878]

“Why are you crying mummy?” said peppa “Well” said mummy pig “Leo the lion has just been shot by an American dentist”

[@houseflyer4014]

I didn't get that one

[@davidm822]

@@houseflyer4014 the first skit (crying mummy pig) is a reference to Piggate (a sexual scandal involving David Cameron &...a pig).

[@just-tess]

As Hugh also references, a certain incident involving David Cameron and a pig was in the zeitgeist

[@stephenmuir6812]

And the song 'Two Little Boys Playing With My Little Wrinkly Toy' from Rolf Harris & the Kiddie-Fiddlers has reacted number 1.

[@bobmonkfish2427]

Never seen James on that side before

[@kujobananaro6737]

Is this a repost? I swear I’ve seen this on KZbin before

[@MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP]

yeah this is an old one

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

All of these are on KZbin. One way or another.

[@MagizardInternet]

The BBC posted this one themselves.

[@af2518]

This one is hillarious

[@luuketaylor]

Here before the channel fixes the error in the video title~

[@oj4574]

Same

[@AFord1981]

There are currently two errors!

[@bezerkoid]

They probably won't bother lol

[@Danny3601000]

Hahaha that thumbnail is perfect

[@chrisgarton4225]

Marty, Gloria, Melman, bad news.

[@tigertoes7212]

What's Hugh's Nemo joke?

[@ajivins1]

Just a Spoonerism.

[@diamondsam]

bruh the joke about filming a movie over skype fits well for 2020 except zoom not skype

[@indyjones1135]

Hunger games joke awesome

[@indyjones1135]

The wonderful thing about tiggers........lol

[@cern1999sb]

You can say goodbye to any chance of getting points if you roast Dara

[@redcatscratch3548]

Can someone explain the first skit?

[@retnavybrat]

It's been a while, so I'm a bit hazy on specific details, but at the time this originally aired, it was being reported in the UK media that the then Prime Minister, David Cameron, had committed a sex act with a dead pig's head during his time at university.

[@just-tess]

David Cameron and the pig story was fresh - google can fill in the rest

[@doolan0543]

Why did they make us remember the Pigate scandal.

[@natsucadogan]

Y’all fucking need a compilation of scenes where Dara gets roasted

[@kjamison5951]

Pooh, Piglet, Eeyore… ive got some bad news about Tigger…

[@sasukesarutobi3862]

I feel like the first joke has some context from the episode.

[@mindpearlgirl]

Sasuke Sarutobi Yeah this was the week it was revealed that David Cameron did some sexual things with a pig

[@geoffroi-le-Hook]

I think he tried that joke on the other topic first

[@chasgalaxy6721]

Bad news football fans the English team has been shot by an American dentist... three times

[@shmookins]

What's the first joke about Peppa pig?

[@retnavybrat]

At the time this episode originally aired, there was a report that then-Prime Minister David Cameron had stuck his penis in the mouth of a dead pig when he was either in secondary school or university. Andy was starting a joke about that using Peppa Pig before Dara buzzed him.

[@just-tess]

David Cameron and the pig story was fresh - google can fill in the rest

[@jjbulik]

The Skype joke really hits differently now that we rely on Skype, zoom, discord etc to keep connected during lockdown

[@jedaaa]

What's lockdown?

[@idc5309]

James Acaster and the Giant Peach

[@raalvi]

Are Josh’s hand tied at the back?

[@Sid-nf9en]

Graffalo-------->Dara O'Brian

[@danielmiller3596]

Nemo me... lol

[@codyhannahmary83]

Why's the pepper pig reference so funny please?

[@cesariojpn]

Domestic Abuse joke?

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

There was a story about David Cameron putting his thing inside a dead pigs mouth in his college years as an initiation. They made fun of him a lot. Hence all the pig jokes.

[@francaperotti5934]

@@cesariojpn No

[@Michylawhty]

What Indian -Here said, hence followed by the Babe joke by Hugh.

[@monkeysaru3957]

Uh, actually I don't think it was supposed to be a reference to David Cameron. The joke is implying that Daddy Pig got slaughtered. They've told Peppa Pig jokes about Daddy Pig getting sent to the slaughterhouse before.

[@markdenio4537]

Please explain Hugh's Peppa Pig joke.

[@just-tess]

David Cameron and the pig story was fresh - google can supply the rest

[@steb430]

This is years old?

[@droses1600]

Please punctuate/spell the video title EXACTLY as it appears at 0m03s: "... in a kids' film".

[@barrylynch679]

No little minion, that isn't roo, that's the presenter of mock the week !

[@TheTimB]

Instead of Mock The Week, how about we mock the grammar in the title of the video?

[@Venom94.]

Tim Brickell or mock the one twat that cares.

[@airwaydude014]

I could like some context on the Peppa pig joke please

[@just-tess]

David Cameron + pig story was fresh - google can fill in the rest

[@shirokumaotaku]

The Fat Controller warned Thomas The Tank Engine that if he was ever late again then his career would be on the line

[@pineapplepenumbra]

That line was wrong, the cowardly lion was shot by a _cowardly_ dentist!

[@unsaturatedfats5323]

I didn't get Hugh's Narnia joke???

[@jamesrodrigues4662]

It was going to be saying that Aslan has been shot by an American Dentist. He was repeating the punchline from the other two gags he did.

[@chestnutbloke305]

James Rodrigues How did you know it would be Aslan?

[@jamesrodrigues4662]

@@chestnutbloke305 His previous two gags were about lions being shot by an American dentist, so Aslan being the next one fits the pattern.

[@chestnutbloke305]

James Rodrigues What news story is it referring to?

[@jamesrodrigues4662]

@@chestnutbloke305 this one en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Cecil_the_lion

[@robertnewton4362]

Sooo who’s line is it

[@jimmyoakmeister]

Except they can be political. About everything. It's more a panel show as opposed to an improv show

[@BuzzinVideography]

I regret to inform you ELSA has died. Oh wait, no I don't

[@Dim4323]

Yep because frozen is overrated

[@RossiBoy]

Anyone who can explain the first joke

[@Firenzell01]

It's referencing David Cameron's Pig-gate, the same one Hugh talks about in his first joke.

[@RossiBoy]

Emily Burden Haha thanks

[@nope-xg2tk]

I am the returning officer

[@chrisgarton4225]

This film has stopped because it was made for kids. If you’re an adult watching, please leave now.

[@droses1600]

Please fix the error in title - should be "...in a kids' film".

[@paulhoskin3286]

Oh dear Said Christopher robin That's a lot of poo pooh

[@jamesflynn4951]

Ron Weasley on mock the week?

[@Rose_Courtz]

I don’t get the first joke

[@evantrevz41]

Tatti Hoe same reference to the second one about Dave Cameron..

[@Dim4323]

Elsa and Anna in frozen 2 electric Boogaloo aka hardcore lesbians

[@jamessteven9790]

Am I the only one who doesn't get the first one

[@mlee6050]

I am thinking when old enough you get bacon, porkchops and so on

[@retnavybrat]

@James Steven: When this episode originally aired, there was a story in the British press that David Cameron (the PM at the time) had inserted his genitals in the mouth of a dead pig's head when he was either in school or university.

[@joejitsu034]

So weak without Franky.

[@ShaunRogue90]

I can't be the only one who doesn't find this show remotely funny anymore.

[@ralphlyda4545]

Hugh needs to learn turn-taking. He went 3 or 4 times whilst Zoe was waiting to go.

[@JJE990]

Can we discuss the blatent grammar error in the title?

[@JoshuaDillonn]

Andy just needs to quit comedy man, and become something else

[@vinrock123]

Peppa pig isn’t a movie

[@ginskimpivot753]

Hopefully, no-one has to pay to get in to watch this crap.

[@jamesfisher5233]

Zoe Lyons just isn’t funny - if that’s even her name

[@BarbarinoYT]

This show started going downhill as soon as Frankie left. Clearly it isn't showing any signs of going back up

[@alwolf2325]

Of course these trogs would take jabs at dentists.

[@retnavybrat]

Sometimes the joke goes over people's heads if they don't remember or hadn't heard of the news report being referenced. It's been a while, so I don't remember the exact details, but around the time this episode was originally aired, an American dentist had illegally killed a lion (which was being used by scientists for research purposes) in an African wilderness park.

[@alwolf2325]

@@retnavybrat I remember the story, just shittin on Britain.

[@rubywest5166]

Dude, seriouly? Out of all the things you could rip the shit out of us for, you do outdated teeth jokes?