Rejected exam questions | Mock the Week - BBC

[@lilitheasman-bishop1826]

Legend has it that james acaster is still trying to finish the joke

[@jordancridland9657]

It will forever be a mystery

[@srestha]

@@jordancridland9657 he did tweet the last part of the joke but he deleted his Twitter account. Otherwise could've put the link in here.

[@jordancridland9657]

@@srestha so what was the end of joke Pls I need to know

[@jordancridland9657]

@@tliltocatlalbopilosa1513 thanks man😂

[@saarahali2468]

@@tliltocatlalbopilosa1513 Thank you!

[@aidanely]

You know it’s a good joke when James acaster laughs at his own joke

[@zbr76]

Nope... just Acaster stroking his over-inflated ego.

[@aidanely]

Zach Brookes ha!!!

[@katie2106]

it’s just cus he’s normally so blunt

[@Sophassofa]

Hes so cute tho

[@melon-dr6nd]

HOW DOES THE JOKE END?!!!

[@ianng4633]

God damn I love these peaches

[@LordAaronus]

3. we will bang these fucking bitches

[@commandert5]

I really want to hear the rest of James's joke.

[@Clarestovold]

God damn, if only Churchill didn't love those peaches so much!

[@yourpalcal1412]

There is no rest of the joke, he couldnt finish on purpose

[@technicolorexplosion]

It was "c) God damn I love cigars" He's been asked this on Twitter a lot apparently. (Let's hope you're still curious after one year of waiting for an answer!)

[@spazzi5716]

Toki W 2 actually

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

commandert5 same 😂😂

[@johnnyaguss2762]

A we will fight them on the beaches B goddam I love these peaches C I hate giving motivation speeches D I’m scared of blood sucking leaches

[@R0DGES]

E Don't worry, German bombers will never reach us

[@theworldofquark]

F Can we have a pay rise? From us teachers

[@JonatasMonte]

This is why I scroll down the comments

[@tiarnan76]

I'm not a dickhead but Nish is

[@QemeH]

H the kitchen's where the bleach is...

[@JackFroster]

Winston fucking loved those peaches all right.

[@nikbol43below]

I don't even care what C is, it's funnier that way.

[@jamesl8640]

And when you know c, you'll realise it is funnier that way.

[@kylestubbs8867]

C. “I’m tired of giving these speeches.”

[@chrisgarton4225]

What is James’ last name? A. Caster?

[@muisverriet]

Acaster.

[@Alaniata]

Jarmo Verriet whoosh

[@HoneyMochi]

@@muisverriet the big whoosh

[@TheMaybebaby90]

A) caster B) granulated C) icing

[@Genxr66]

@@TheMaybebaby90 Now you're just trying to sugar coat it

[@chasgalaxy6721]

The worst part about The Battle of Hastings joke is that there's 1066 questions 😂

[@JeSuisRene]

I noticed that too 😂 😂

[@opinionofmine3238]

Who said it stopped there? :P

[@jamesl8640]

There's 2019.

[@Owen-fh1de]

That’s the joke

[@goranandersson3544]

Question 2063: Which year was the First Contact?

[@jaggass]

''When Mary Berry dies will she get A. Berried or B. Creamated?''

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

Michael Langley omg 😂

[@laralovespancakess1526]

A

[@delriobookclub224]

Michael David christ 😂

[@GameHammerCG]

Some say James still haunts the studio, his soul forever doomed to try to finish that joke.

[@xxTheFlyingPigxx]

The best joke was by James Acaster, and he didn't even finish it after three attempts. That's how you know he's something special.

[@sophiewith7es830]

@Marco Peek be gone with thou

[@hamchurger4566]

@@sophiewith7es830 no. He is bad if he can't tell a full joke. I don't think that makes him a good comedian

[@sophiewith7es830]

Christian Sonic he’s bad because he find something funny?

[@hamchurger4566]

@@sophiewith7es830 no. He's bad because he can't finish the joke. The thing hes suppose to do is tell jokes

[@sophiewith7es830]

Christian Sonic him not being able to finish the joke cos he finds so funny is what makes that so funny

[@antonydandrea]

Really want to know what C was

[@chloedoeswords8895]

Antony D'Andrea man I love smoking cigars, I checked his twitter after the episode aired and he said it was something along those lines

[@zeeslag123]

Really wanted Holly to go "What is amnesia?" That would've been meta as fuck lol

[@India.H]

Oh god /I forgot about that till now. xD

[@Shurukkah.]

I was expecting that one as well.

[@benlevy5585]

This will forever be the most legendary mock the week episode, purely for the national treasure that is, James Acaster

[@Aliburgo1]

2019 and the Brexit jokes still work 🙃

[@thehiddenninja3428]

The only joke that doesn't work anymore is the Lib-Dem one: They are firmly the remain party. Voting for them is like the 2nd chance to vote remain

[@Owen-fh1de]

The Hidden Ninja but they’re never going to get in, so what’s the point

[@thehiddenninja3428]

@@Owen-fh1de The only reason they might not is because people like you believe they won't, and so refuse to vote for them because you would consider your vote 'wasted'. The majority of people I know including myself are going to vote for them. Conservatives are leavers Lib-dems are remainers Labour have stated that they don't know.

[@emilyscloset2648]

@@thehiddenninja3428 Personally a green supporter but would much prefer corbyn to swinson

[@ofwal142]

Master of None yeah realistically lib dems are just tories tho arent they. not really bringing anything to the table and are only on remain because it might win them votes.

[@phunkymind23]

Running at his fastest speed, how long will it take for Usain Bolt to realise he's going the wrong way?

[@RatelHBadger]

Which of the following is a quote from James Acaster A: Robo-Bongo-Cuckoo-Cop B: Monsoon Poultry Hospital C: Goddam I Love These Peaches

[@michiel2047]

Acaster usually never breaks out laughing. Loved seeing hem crack up.

[@Accal1a]

This is one of my favourite parts to any of the shows. James is so precious; but also everyone else's jokes were spot on too.

[@phoebeeper]

Rejected exam questions: all of them. Cheers COVID-19

[@Lord_Skeptic]

how old is the universe 1. about 13820000000 years 2. about 6000 years 3. I am not going to get into a religious debate with you

[@mattfromwiisports7223]

I’m the 100th liker

[@ImaginaryMdA]

At least 27 years now, cause it's been here before me.

[@thehiddenninja3428]

It's been here since last Thursday. The whole shebang was fully formed instantly, with every atom and every particle exactly where and moving exactly as fast as you remember, including all the photons in space heading towards us

[@elestrial25]

6000 years

[@yraco1232]

@@thehiddenninja3428 The thought that all of my memories are a lie and the world has only existed a very short time is a thought that comes back to me every so often and I really hate you for bringing it up.

[@aidanhouse6128]

This was posted 3 years ago The Brexit jokes are still relevant 😂😂

[@anndownsouth5070]

I have literally just found this channel and I love it. Good British humor. Thank you.

[@XDlosDominicans]

"Question 1066: When was the battle of Hastings?" *BRILLIANT*

[@opgameplay2726]

1:52 this part seems like it was meant for last year

[@CraneProductions27]

I loved these jokes. But James Acaster's Churchill question was the best one. Even if he couldn't finish it. But I loved the 48%/52% joke. "That's democracy, get on with it."

[@daisyryan483]

They were hoping for a plan about brexit 3 years ago... What does that tell you

[@loxdixon]

James Acaster failing to tell the Churchill joke 3 times is the funniest thing in this video

[@marcelloberry6829]

We’ll never know what comes after god damn I love these peaches

[@FFKonoko]

God damn I love these cigars. He answered on twitter, the second two times he didn't finish worked better than actually finishing

[@kylestubbs8867]

C: I hate writing these speeches.

[@habibahmed3191]

Question 1,066: When was the Battle of Hastings? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sampeerless1176]

I feel privileged as I live in Hastings

[@ethanlai2050]

Damn that’s a lot of questions

[@MikeDCWeld]

Insert Channel name who said they started at question 1?

[@richardlloyd2589]

Michael Carnes Otherwise it would have been question 066....

[@thedudeabides3294]

richard lloyd If they didnt start at 1, what would be the point of numbering? Also, aren't all question papers in any country always numbered (,starting from 1)?

[@PaulCroslandRefugeTreeWoods]

“Predict the next number in this sequence; 1966…?” at 2:48 seems timely

[@robertpower8828]

😥

[@RacingAtHome]

Question 1,000: What role did the Nazi party play in keeping the History Channel on the air? (1 Reichmark)

[@jackolopecuber7112]

C: Help me I'm covered in leeches.

[@robert_west]

The next number in the sequence 1966 is 2014 - times when Austria won the Eurovision Song Contest.

[@vladdythebear5872]

I feel like i need to wooooosh someone here but im not sure who

[@vladdythebear5872]

Eric Burkheimer just look up what r/woooosh means

[@izzie3956]

If only 2018 as well, 3rd was too low

[@Daoibhéar]

I thought it was the last time England won the world cup, which is why he said predict.

[@slimbeardy28]

We will never know what comes after "goddamn I love these peaches".

[@EnigmatictruK]

Tawheed Ahmed man I love cigars or something like that

[@kylestubbs8867]

Probably “C: I hate giving motivational speeches.”

[@michaelapowell8735]

"how do men get erections? please show your working out."

[@ghostguin1398]

That leader of the tory joke is pretty fitting now Also my gods brexit began 7 years ago

[@HAWKOBRIAN]

You know... just ONCE... I would like to hear the ENTIRE joke from James Acaster.... evidently, it's very funny. 😊

[@iwong3357]

I was absolutely slayed by a recent XKCD: Cybersecurity Final Exams: "Welcome to your final exam. The exam is now over. I'm afraid all of you failed. Your grades have been stored on our department server and will be submitted tomorrow. Class dismissed."

[@kjn-s2336]

3:05 is the best joke... I love that one only

[@krim7]

This was from 3 years ago... Yet it feels like it was filmed last week!

[@davidmortimer9071]

Rejected exam questions 2020: All of them

[@eclectica1]

Yeah, it was funnier when this was posted for the first time several months ago.

[@davidlance5310]

Holly looks different after giving birth but still sounds like Emma Blackerry

[@arridexerandco]

I was like, wait, WTF?

[@parkeradelaide4579]

oh ew fuck she does

[@FelixMagnusBeast]

She also sounds like the mum from Outnumbered.

[@codeymiller5954]

and that guy who made the 1966 joke looks so much like the dad from Outnumbered

[@izzyhol]

I was thinking a mix between Emma Blackery and Marina Joyce.

[@janedeer82]

I'm here for the goddamn peaches 😌

[@spikespoke5446]

2020: All of them

[@ShiitakeWarrior]

_"If you buy 4 apples for £10, stop shoppin' at Waitrose."_ Given the way overinflation has been going in recent decades, that statement might end up being credible after all. _....................................................................Fuck._

[@theali8oras274]

ShiitakeWarrior its still not a question though

[@kathybramley5609]

I wanted to say "Aw, bless..." and then "performer's nightmare; but played well!" - then I couldn't decide which was the least patronising to keep. xxxx

[@morebaklavapls3637]

Lol the Brexit joke.is still relevant to this day 😂

[@erinbrady2755]

honestly saw the title and thought "Godamn i love these peaches"

[@jaggass]

''If a murderer gets 35 yrs but only serves 17 then what the fuck is wrong with our justice system?''

[@SirenPandaSabo]

Michael Langley Perfect question. It's shit.

[@samconnor5029]

I just don’t think James had a third rhyming word for “beaches” to finish the joke 😂😂

[@mikefule]

It's part of a song lyric, Peaches, by the Stranglers. He just couldn't finish the lyric.

[@nolanhayward3548]

Still true to this day “predict the next number in the following sequence: 1966”

[@ToabyToastbrot]

I don't get that one, what's the joke here?

[@Nolaris3]

@@ToabyToastbrot The English national football team won the 1966 World Cup, and since then they have never won anything

[@evo_is_confused]

Goddam I love these peaches

[@welshie3659]

'if it takes John's girlfriend 14 minutes to walk to the train station, ThEn whY ArE we STilL GetTinG ReaDy?' 0:46

[@optimusprimesavannah]

Yasss

[@64bitdrumming49]

Blond dude be looking like Sid from ice age.

[@georgiathompson5457]

the conservative one made me die 😂😂

[@celestialvision5073]

This is the medical amnisesia test. Question one, What is your name. Question two, what is your name, Question three, what is your name, Question four what is your name, ..... Question nine thousand four hundred and thirty one, what is your name. Final question, did you find this test boring and repetitive? No? Then I have bad news for you mister.

[@johnmartinez7440]

Question 1: Spell the word "amnesia".

[@celestialvision5073]

@@johnmartinez7440 am. Knee. See. Ya. Amkneeseeya. Too easy, give me a harder question!

[@joel5267]

2+2=4 James buys 240 watermelons Garys train is 12 minutes late Calculate the mass of the sun

[@Kira-tu3xp]

3:09 XD I died

[@sb9246]

1:37 absolutely brutal

[@DemonWithoutHorns]

1966? Well it's not 2021 that's for sure :P

[@willshowells1511]

the next number in the sequencd is 2018. come on england 🦁🦁🦁

[@spockolenbrander256]

“What grade do you need to get on this test for your parents to still love you?”

[@isobelhawken1875]

3:19 had me in stitches

[@oliverbutterfield9844]

I keep rewatching this hoping that James is somehow going get through that joke

2:21 The most hilarious joke I have seen in a long while! Sure, it is 4 years old but I think it still holds a massive amount of value ;-) And now I pity UK residents who face reality while 1) travelling, 2) hire a plumber/carpenter/, and 3) wonder why social services are diminishing. Good luck and have a happy journey

[@SpeckleKen]

Yes, because ease of hiring a carpenter is more valuable than choosing the people who make your laws.

[@sarcasmo57]

So was it "god damn I love these peaches"?

[@ethanlai2050]

Chemistry exam: Please now demonstrate a explosion

[@mgb2172]

Insert Channel name ;-;7 yes sir! *K A B O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O M*

[@theanonymouscommenter3035]

Yeah but the real question is what's with evil Hugh at 1:12

[@ed_5578]

2:05 is still relevant vote them out

[@crazymoshow7026]

Which of the following was a quote by winston churchill........ A) We will fight them on the beaches B) God damn I love these peaches C) Gonna move into the country and eat me a lot of peaches............. hahaha that’s was he should’ve said x

[@eclectica1]

John Robins clearly having a small dig at Sara Pascoe with his joke.

[@afropunkx]

As much as I’d love to guess.. I’m pretty sure the whole thing was a bit ? Making everyone come up with their own answers because it doesn’t matter , is actually genius.

[@Prophetic_Piano]

A girl broke up with you and is now at the train station. Here's a picture: Find x

[@rhysgellingfisher1489]

2:58 - 2018 ITS COMING HOME

[@SteymarStark]

Rhys gelling fisher it's coming home!

[@theanonymouscommenter3035]

I got some bad news for ya

[@theanonymouscommenter3035]

Also I think you meant 2:48

[@ErikZarins]

Nope 🤣

[@xanthe4547]

Who wants to tell him

[@riturajsapkota3120]

I feel like I can't ever die in peace without knowing the other options

[@destinyyt6675]

C: who's doing the dishes? 😂

[@cdrewell3575]

Literally all the comments are about Acaster and I love it

[@madnessbydesignVria]

Love James Acaster...

[@cninh4574]

1:50 still relevant

[@annacassie575]

I really want a test that involves there questions. 😂

[@FloraWest]

I don't know who the guy in the red t-shirt is--he's really funny.

[@nithyasris7276]

Predict the next number, genius lol

[@fenderbender28]

can somebody explain the 1966 joke?

[@samgray1490]

It's a reference to when England won the World Cup, and predicting the next number would be predicting when we will next win the World Cup, the joke being never.

[@mikefule]

For an English viewer, the funniest line in the video!

[@scottag3597]

For a Scottish viewer it's even funnier! haha (and before you say it: I know Scotland will never win! haha)

[@benfarmer-webb1016]

Sam Gray next number is 2018. IT'S COMING HOME BOYS!

[@nickalfidi3285]

It might be coming home! Good luck from the US to the English National Team! Southgate has done a spectacular job.

[@airwaydude014]

I just got Hugh's 1966 joke. It was the last time England won the world cup.

[@tnaoro]

2:48

[@MahouKat]

Who isn't going to give you up? Who isn't going to let you down? Who isn't going to run around and desert you?

[@JeSuisRene]

I found Ed Bryne's History channel joke incredibly funny!!

[@shavashchannel]

I STILL WANT THE THIRD OPTION!!!!

[@jackkraken3888]

Winston Churchill: Wow these are some hot beaches.

[@TheoHiggins]

There were a lot of good ones here, but my favourite has to be "Complete this sequence: 1966"

[@fluffyplayery3017]

Which of the following did Shawty not have? A) Apple bottom jeans B) Boots with the fur C) Equal pay to the males in her workplace

[@stumoo4049]

Clicked on it without realising it was the one with the peaches. What a nice surprise

[@justdj9438]

Anyone get the 1966 joke by Hughes

[@tarik365]

King T 1966 - England win world cup so he means 2018 is the next number

[@TheHutchy01]

Not even three full years later and that Tory leader joke is still relevant

[@danielrawson465]

I wonder if James ever finished the Winston Churchill/peaches bit🤔

[@jaggass]

''If somebody shouts ''Come on Chelsea!!!!!!'' would you A?. cheer them on or B. finish all over your girlfriend with the same name?''

[@geeeze2403]

Almost wet myself reading that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrrandomperson3106]

2:48 2022!

[@testadalord01432]

Jinxed it

[@ansuhmayram]

brexit banter

[@potterpotty01]

a quite? by winston churchill!

[@Lord_Skeptic]

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