Do people really not know the "Why can't Metroid crawl" meme?
@shanesimpson44075 жыл бұрын
Haha get em
@riemaennchen5 жыл бұрын
I don't know memes at all. I avoid them to not get infected with whatever causes people to use them.
@Dragonsbeard.5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, i have no idea what that is lol.. Never got into the whole Meme thing lol.
@TheGodshatter5 жыл бұрын
"Meme" neither! Never heard it before lol. 😆
@thelaughingrouge5 жыл бұрын
Apparently not judging by the comments section.
@SebastianTheGreat5 жыл бұрын
>Opens first chest as Lank >”You found 10 arrows!” Oh dis gon’ be good
@ronansmith91482 жыл бұрын
Especially because it takes him 24 more episodes to get the bow to use them.
@williamgear15195 жыл бұрын
Here’s to the truth and to a strong comeback!
@mangaboy9895 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me that we're getting alternating episodes of Jared playing this and MegaMan legends right now. Truly amazing days we live in.
@rtype1120005 жыл бұрын
Curt M I am in heaven!
@CerberusGX5 жыл бұрын
I'm from the future, run away while you can
@GeoffDaCow5 жыл бұрын
Terlon Nannister im from the further future, everything’s gonna be okay 🤙
@griffingeary33564 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffDaCow im from the further further future were still good
@ozzelot33493 жыл бұрын
@@griffingeary3356 I'm from the even further further further future, and we're still amazing!
@WillcraftAnimations5 жыл бұрын
It upsets me that Lank is adventuring alongside Samus and not Simus. They're trading items, they might as well trade letters too.
@giacatnguyen96353 жыл бұрын
He'll be alongside Somus and Samon in the Zelda/Metroid/Castlevania crossover we all want to see.
@PlayerZeroStart2 жыл бұрын
@@giacatnguyen9635 I think you'd have to do it on GBA, pretty sure it's the only console that has a Metroidvania Castlevania game while also having a Metroid game and a Zelda game.
@MugiwarasNakama5 жыл бұрын
*Jared opens chest* Link to the past: "Hello Jared... Welcome back~ here have 10 arrows." *Evil laugh*
@Drhanave3 жыл бұрын
*Kefka laugh*
@PeanutButterGamer5 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to watching this!
@Tailstraw_xD4 жыл бұрын
everyone deserves a friend like Peeb
@db_524 Жыл бұрын
@@Tailstraw_xD So true
@Tailstraw_xD Жыл бұрын
@@db_524 O.o hello from 2 years ago lmao
@db_524 Жыл бұрын
@@Tailstraw_xD Hi
@KeironaLP5 жыл бұрын
Jared gets to mother brain fight Baby metroid sacrifices itself for the hyper beam *10 arrows!*
@lockjaw4675 жыл бұрын
Oh, this game can do one better; the coveted *single arrow* unique item
@KeironaLP5 жыл бұрын
10 arrows is just more memey for Jared's channel, but a single arrow would be HILARIOUS haha
@CybeastID5 жыл бұрын
That's not technically an item, so it works as normal.
@KeironaLP5 жыл бұрын
NO JOKES ALLOWED!
@Sniperbear135 жыл бұрын
oh if only that could be a thing.
@mrsg11375 жыл бұрын
The Legend of Samus: A Lank to the Past
@witchermadmax22935 жыл бұрын
Will totally buy day one
@lockjaw4675 жыл бұрын
"Grandma, what's the moral of this story?" "The moral, kids, is don't mix your medications together, or you'll be trip'n morphballs."
@masterlinktm5 жыл бұрын
"My house, 1 treasure, uh huh, 10 arrows. [screams of pain in the distance] I'm dead. XD
@KILLEROFGOD5 жыл бұрын
Samus' ship will give a complete reload of missiles and bombs.
@RustedOatmeal5 жыл бұрын
Gonna start this one all over from the beginning.
@BlueValco5 жыл бұрын
7:59 Welcome back bundle of arrows. How we have missed you. I look forward to seeing you in many places where a useful item should be.
@novau1155 жыл бұрын
"I don't need knowledge to sass" Miss Editor is my spirit animal
@duckerdoo5 жыл бұрын
Jared, you're going to love this. Not as many 10 arrows. 7:58 I'll show myself out. :(
@chrisjfinlay5 жыл бұрын
Yeah now it's missiles
@gurvmlk5 жыл бұрын
Seeds are normally numbers, but clearly in this case the seed was just "Jared."
@shamwow20002 жыл бұрын
@@chrisjfinlay 2 years late but at least missiles upgrade capacity link just has... 10 arrows
@Kradily5 жыл бұрын
Going to watch this all over again really hope you continue this its great entertainment!
@Gyaku912 жыл бұрын
Dont care how much I see this, Him getting those 10 arrows right at the start will ALWAYS be funny.
@robinaraven39432 жыл бұрын
Had to come back to those beautiful moment after seeing Jared opening gifts in a recent video. Oh, how games and we troll Jared!
@jessecatrainham69575 жыл бұрын
I've just had one of the roughest weeks of my adult life. A new randomizer with Jared is balm for my weary soul.
@CherryBomb_Games Жыл бұрын
I hope you're doing better 4 years later!
@azuza25255 жыл бұрын
The first Zelda chest, "10 Arrows". Classic Zelda Jared randomizer. :)
@thegardenofeatin59655 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he chose a seed that would do that.
@Anthintendo5 жыл бұрын
8:00 You can see it right on Jared’s face, he’s having flashbacks.
@acesometis33285 жыл бұрын
"Hello darkness, my old friend..."
@PhoenixNorthstar5 жыл бұрын
Very true, I actually cackled at that moment.
@ackminecrer91655 жыл бұрын
Anthony Naranjo to cheating on his wife
@TeraunceFoaloke5 жыл бұрын
Jared you missed an item in the Moldorm cave. The NPC gives you an item. You also missed Chicken Lady's House in Kakariko.
@abrahm80255 жыл бұрын
Jared's pathing is not great ;)
@mrugly10005 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone said it
@crazykim5 жыл бұрын
AGAIN
@thenotorioussplorch90185 жыл бұрын
he didn't miss the bird lady's house in real life
@blobvisfan6665 жыл бұрын
Hyper-advanced civilization discovered to have used primitive light-source known as 'lamp'.
@Inferno1443 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this year's later after that whole incident...man, I miss Miss Editor.
@trevordelepine7708 Жыл бұрын
She’s is always much loved, the current team does a solid job, but Jerd and Miss Editor had a certain timing and chemistry that is hard to replicate.
@thegustbag5 жыл бұрын
WHY CAN'T METROID CRAWL?!? Man, that's an old one. I miss that, those were simpler days Also: I'm excited just to see someone play Super Metroid again. Such a good game
@Tailstraw_xD Жыл бұрын
JELLYFISH IS HELPING YES
@bluedart5 жыл бұрын
Jebaited at 37:46. That guy gives you a free item. Also, you can just walk on the bottom few pixels in that cave, no need to use bombs. Good luck!
@noddwyd5 жыл бұрын
Yep that guy definitely has a progression item now that he walked out of there without it.
@Sidsidsidsids5 жыл бұрын
Zomg Jared!
@SpookyBike5 жыл бұрын
Jared Jebaited us all
@CybeastID5 жыл бұрын
Watch the bow be in vanilla spot. JARED THE THIEF IN MINI-MOLDORM CAVE GIVES YOU SOMETHING FOR TALKING TO HIM. In rando, the Torizo only attacks you if you have the Morph Ball Bombs. 43:57 : CONGRATULATIONS, you don't have an important item through the Gauntlet.
@bobmrf5 жыл бұрын
came here to say this. UPVOTE IT FOR JARED!
@Avigorus3 жыл бұрын
10 Arrows! I couldn't breathe for a solid minute there... I think Jared killed a few of my brain cells by proxy of making me laugh too hard...
@smr0104 жыл бұрын
I stumbled on this by accident and I'm loving the mechanics of it for two of my favorite childhood games!
@Tailstraw_xD3 жыл бұрын
It's really fun to play if you're really familiar with both games. It reinvigorates the world exploration and almost feels like playing them again for the first time
@HaussmannComicsКүн бұрын
Third time watching this series. Just saying that I would gladly watch another run of it
@Boltizar495 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the Ballad of the Woodfish.
@strataseeker29815 жыл бұрын
I hate to say, I love seeing your frustration in the early parts of this one. It's just so cathartic. And your triumphs all the sweeter
@demoncross24285 жыл бұрын
7:57 Could not be any more perfect. They were waiting for you to come back.
@Othaur5 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding me? Super Metroid and Mega Man Legends? Such a quality line up.
@MoeChicken4 жыл бұрын
I tried this randomizer once and got freaking NOWHERE, so I'm looking forward to seeing Jared actually succeed where I failed! Side note, I like the way the randomizer indicates silver arrows with an Ag next to the arrow icon. Very clever.
@oblivious88685 жыл бұрын
Hello, arrows, my old friend You've slowed my progress Yet again... With rhe comments Slowly creeping Ms. Editor sassing Viewers weeping And the story Of Wood Fish in my brain Still remains And touch the sound Of Useless Missiles.
@ashenone76565 жыл бұрын
Oblivious miss editor*
@oblivious88685 жыл бұрын
@@ashenone7656 Sorry, fat fingers and auto-correct
@psilimit5 жыл бұрын
I need this cover.
@xlSw1ftBlad3lx5 жыл бұрын
Starts playing the legend of zelda and instant 10 arrows, after last time I can't blame you for that scream of absolute frustration.
@teddycheddar1114 Жыл бұрын
Time for another rewatch. One of my favorite ProJared series, has entered the same tier as the original Fire Red Nuzlocke tier for me.
@WOOTcorey5 жыл бұрын
'I don't need knowledge to sass' Best quote of 2019 right now, just... yes.
@ronochyrule67075 жыл бұрын
Hey Jared, don't forget there is stuff in the basement of Hyrule Castle, if you don't remember, since it's super easy to forget considering Zelda starts in the church place, also remember to get the old man back to his place at death mountain, and you may need to use the warp points(the doors to the other game) to get through the game, so for instance you need to get into Ridely's Lair but you don't have space jump, you would need to go to the lttp warp near Misery Mire to get to Ridely's Lair.
@sqilluy5 жыл бұрын
THANK YO UFOR BEING INNOCENT, I CAN WATCH THIS NOW also i love miss editor makes you 10X funnier
@kryptonianson235 жыл бұрын
Rewatching these so I can follow the new uploads. Ten. Arrows....rewatched just that part like 5 times. The flashbacks we so real there.
@GameAlicornLuna5 жыл бұрын
Hopefully, Jared doesn't forget about the Death Mountain Cave with the 4 treasures. Also, walks into the Mordlorm Cave by the Swamp. Doesn't talk to the NPC who gives you an item.
@Suichimo5 жыл бұрын
There is also the room in the sewers with five treasures, that you need bombs for.
@nekrazero83315 жыл бұрын
@@Suichimo escape has 7 chests, 3 on the way to zelda, one in the dark cross shaped room and 3 in the sewers bombable room, he skipped 6 of these along with chicken house and the man in mini-moldorm cave
@nekrazero83315 жыл бұрын
i say skip 6 because without the lamp dark cross was not in logic at the time
@plastickat5 жыл бұрын
I started screaming, "Check the pedestal," when Jared went to the mushroom location. I love pedestal checks
@cynxtv5 жыл бұрын
Right now I'm imagining, how one of your next D&December stories could contain the fabled woodfish. That was hilarious. :D
@terrywolflessard52683 жыл бұрын
I love (some) of the Zelda games. Thanks for making this ProJared.
@WhiplashPuppet3 жыл бұрын
I know you're currently doing another LTTP randomizer run but, I'd love to see another run of this one. Especially with Keysanity added, as it adds keys to certain doors in Super Metroid as well. Worth checking out.
@trulypatrice5 жыл бұрын
The spaz out upon finding 10 arrows in the chest in Lank's house to the look of pure joy when you found a sword sold the series for me! 😂😂😂😂😂
@SmashEBrada5 жыл бұрын
7:58 Jared's fan base for 3 months
@gwenwalravens80303 жыл бұрын
35:49 Mario hidden in the painting, watching the young boy sleep in peace. As far as we know at least.
@StevenChungTop105 жыл бұрын
First Treasure Chest: 10 Arrows. OOoo...this is gonna be GOOD.
@shard75495 жыл бұрын
Steven Chung aw dang it man you spoiled that for me! If your gonna do something like that place it low so that the reader had to press “read more” to see it, and put the word spoilers above it.
@StevenChungTop105 жыл бұрын
@@shard7549 Dude, there are 10 Arrows on the thumbnail, it was gonna happen regardless. AND it's a near-hour long episode. If I wasn't going to say something, someone else would've.
@shard75495 жыл бұрын
Steven Chung but I don’t know that it was gonna happen this video. That coulda been shot a reference to the older one, And it’s hard to see. It’s not exactly centered.
@shard75495 жыл бұрын
bigjays622 is it really such a crime to want to see what other people without the experience being ruined for them.
@StevenChungTop105 жыл бұрын
@@shard7549 Look, I feel you, and most of the time I'm conscientious of that, but this is a case where there's a million different things happening in a (once-again) very stacked video, so sorry. I'm not really feeling too bad on this one.
@TaiWanWaf5 жыл бұрын
The pain you’re feeling is so pure. I loved the randomized link to the past videos
@joncashman94465 жыл бұрын
I really hope Jared didn't leave something really important on the guy in the mini-moldorm cave... he only picked up the chests.
@Arkouchie5 жыл бұрын
Fun trivia: when you restart the game in LTTP, the fine is named the japanese characters for samus.
@cwovictor32815 жыл бұрын
Gonna rewatch this whole series from the start now. Like a phoenix from the ashes, Jared.
@Sey3185 жыл бұрын
BEST. ROMHACK. CONCEPT. EVER. Also, is it now "Lank and Samas"?
@Insanonaga5 жыл бұрын
Seystuff or would it be soomis
@crudgamers26725 жыл бұрын
Lank and Simis
@SirCubbalot5 жыл бұрын
The fact that the first treasure chest you opened was ten arrows was not only hilarious but solidified the fact that this is gonna be a great series 😂 A good ol' Jared randomiser!
@taylormorris95955 жыл бұрын
Loving this randomizer! Your reaction to the 10 arrows was priceless!
@CronosVids5 жыл бұрын
I can’t get enough of these randomizers. I was especially pleased to see the #1, so glad it’s not a one-off.
@frankbivona59245 жыл бұрын
you missed the woman sweeping her grass' house in town, the thief hanging out in muldorm cave with the 4 chests (talk to him) and ALL OF ESCAPE!! lol just for starters :P
@Tftapodcast5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this, Jared. After seeing that the Norte Dame Cathedral was burning down and feeling down all day, your video made me smile and feel better. I can’t wait to watch more!
@Eos_Galvus5 жыл бұрын
He missed the dungeon n of Hyrule Castle! CHESTS FOR DAYS. Also, there's an Ocarina of Time randpmizer, dude.
@thesaltmerchant45645 жыл бұрын
And a majoras mask and a wind waker randomizer
@Drewgun015 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone literally picks up an entire bush and throws it at you frantically saying, "please don't hurt me."
@FF2Guy5 жыл бұрын
Flashing back to the Beard Bros' randomizer playthrough. Did someone say missiles?
@kefka35 жыл бұрын
i am *so* freaking excited for this. a double randomizer combined? That sounds like an amazingly hilarious time. I love it.
@finalfanmaniv44335 жыл бұрын
A link to the past. I bet you'll be thinking about the past alot now
@TheEmoSkeleton5 жыл бұрын
DAMNNNNNNNNNN hahahaha
@thetinpin5 жыл бұрын
THANK FUCKING GOD! Somebody I actually LOVE to watch (and read **wink!** Miss Editor) playing this!
@kwableguy97955 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe it's been almost 3 years since the original Link to the Past randomizer.
@DarkKnightTrinity5 жыл бұрын
That can't be true. Wow, that means I've been subscribed for like 4, 5 years now. Insane.
@gurvmlk Жыл бұрын
And now it's been even longer than that since this uploaded.
@tubejay17 ай бұрын
Two of the greatest games of all time mashed together. Super Metroid stands at the top of the heap for me as a pure game. It's just perfect.
@commandacrunch5 жыл бұрын
"I might have to attempt a speedball here" YOU HAVE THE SPEED BOOSTER
@WhiplashPuppet5 жыл бұрын
Hey, Jared. If you're looking for ideas for a Livestream. Why not team up with Jirard for a run of this Randomizer? He can play Super Metroid, you can play Link to the Past. Be kind of like a co-op run, where you switch between who's playing.
@leujin5 жыл бұрын
Haven't played Super Metroid in over a decade? Oh man, this is gonna be a HOT mess and I am HERE FOR IT.
@chaoskiller60845 жыл бұрын
Betting he's gonna miss so many items coz he doesn't know about the sequence breaks probably...
@batsgoscreechh35005 жыл бұрын
Good stuff! Glad to see that this series is going to be finished. Happy to have you back!
@WAtheAnum5 жыл бұрын
Jared, *PLEASE* remember the chests in hyrule castle where Zelda was normaly captured (BOOOOOOOOOMERAAAAAANG hint hint~)
@maunecrows17415 жыл бұрын
The TEN ARROWS was just too perfect. A sign of what suffering is to come, but perfect.
@GM_Darius5 жыл бұрын
Man, I just wanna see you behind the camera again. Miss your work and miss your Let's Plays.
@HerkimerFritz5 жыл бұрын
love jared
@Anthintendo5 жыл бұрын
The appeal of these sorts of series (for me anyway, who is not a fan of speed runs/glitch runs) is experiencing the highs and lows alongside a likable personality.
@Cylioss5 жыл бұрын
"I can get my treas-10 arrows..." IT'S BACK!!!!
@brianmacclellan65105 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I love Wood Fish, he holds the best parties.
@IcyWind145 жыл бұрын
Know what I love most when Jared plays a game on an emulator? V-Sync being turned off for maximum screen tearing! Yeah!
@everythingpony5 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? That off line on the screen?
@starbreaker67405 жыл бұрын
V-sync?
@Megogoat125 жыл бұрын
Changing the controls in Super Metroid is a must. It feel so much better like this.
@askthepizzaguy5 жыл бұрын
You love lamp. But, do you love carpet? Did you ever own a trident?
@leadbones5 жыл бұрын
I don't know that I could really consider myself a retro gamer without beating Super Metroid once in a while. Literally just finished it 100% last night. Beat it a couple times a year. It's a joy to play, and only takes a couple hours. Same with ALttP, though it has been a couple months since I beat that one. These two games are my comfort food.
@summerw.14255 жыл бұрын
Jared "One tresu-TEN ARRO- * storms off * Me * Hits the 'like' button *
@tomderry72953 жыл бұрын
I just finished the LTTP randomizer with Celes. I could not help LOL when you opened that first chest as Lank and got 10 arrows. Hilarious
@HandmadeGoose975 жыл бұрын
Jared didn't get lucky on his Link to the past randomizer run but Beard Bros had a hard time with this one. Im feeling optimistic with this one! (Let's forget the other 2 randomizers happened)
@Kinnakeeter3 жыл бұрын
Randomizers, the reason why I keep coming back to this channel
@shatteredruby28045 жыл бұрын
lol this is gonna be great. Wonder how long it'll take Jared to remember he can get items from select Npc's in Link to the past. I see He's missed 2 The bandit in the cave; and "CHICKEN" house in kakariko village Horray for the lamp! Ya can't access death mountain though missing 1 crucial....item....Good luck!
@anakinskara85885 жыл бұрын
These randomizers are getting out of hand...and I love it!
@Gilokee5 жыл бұрын
Please come back, you're the best!
@toasty_mcdanish5 жыл бұрын
I personally love long episodes. I've made it a habit to watch your stream archives and LoZ playthroughs while going to sleep.
@Lincohh5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah Metroid and Zelda Randomizer, time to guess how long it will take to get the morpball and bow
@tigerwarrior17875 жыл бұрын
Morphball acquired. Bow? It lurks somewhere still... possibly in the castle sewers.
@redhunter96693 жыл бұрын
It’s now my headcannon that instead of the picori all items found in the bushes and such are put there by the wood fish.
@Tailstraw_xD3 жыл бұрын
Pour one out for the Wood Fish
@danstiver91355 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the main character of the Metroid games: “Metroid Aran”.
@Blayze5 жыл бұрын
*Somus Arrow
@thebigbrzezinski32015 жыл бұрын
He's a pretty cool guy. He fights pirates and doesn't afraid of anything.
@Madadader5 жыл бұрын
So I didn't know this was a dual randomizer, and I am here for it. Two of my favorite games mixed WITH nolstalgic LttP ranomizer moments!? Hell yes!
@gonzosabbath5 жыл бұрын
"I could really use some bombs right now" Boy you passed up bombs in the shop back in the village for 50 rupees
@JoeBob-rc3cp5 жыл бұрын
New series looks good jared, loving seeing lank again, let's hope he and metriod get along (maybe he can teach them how to crawl).
@Chugalg5 жыл бұрын
JARED! You missed an item in the mini-moldorm cave (where you got the speed booster) Talk to the guy he gives you an item too!
@sketchasaurrex40875 жыл бұрын
I'm happy you're doing a new randomizer. I loved that first chest you opened with Lank and got 10 arrows. The look on your face was priceless! I laughed so hard and rewatched that bit 10 times before watching the rest of the video.
@parttimesaint31655 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU JARED!!! This will be awesome!! I have seen this kind of thing before and I LOVE IT! And I seriously loved your LTTP randomizer! THANK YOU!!