Link Your Evading Taxes

[@KalebMarcelin]

Zelda: What about the military Link: I am the Military

[@KingTeravolt]

Link: I'm being paid with my own rupees

[@WiseStrategist]

😆I was just thinking this when I saw your comment.

[@Satermjsa]

Lol fr

[@FantomMisfit]

Tbf I wouldn't pay for the military in the Zelda universe either 99% of the time they're completely useless. (I would just donate to Link and claim that on taxes :P)

[@sweetdreams1028]

Facts 😆

[@leargamma4912]

The IRS is evil. More evil than Gannondaddy. Kick their asses, Link!!

[@Ganjaforce100]

Hmm, yes more evil than gannondaddy 💀

[@Mystic-40]

I don't think link could kill all of the IRS

[@berenddejong9954]

It is ganonDORF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@MarioMario_1981]

Somehow even more evil than Cassandra defunding the Korok Space Program.

[@BigfotE]

He beat gannondorf with his meat.

[@AtlasArtAnimation]

Plot Twist.... The leader of the IRS was a blupee all along

[@extremmefan7305]

Worse... it was a Korok

[@GrumpyLemur]

​@@extremmefan7305Yahahaha!

[@Avatar-AN4RCH1S75]

@@GrumpyLemuryahaha you found me

[@thatguywhoanimids]

@@Avatar-AN4RCH1S75 *proceeds to waterboard the korok*

[@Avatar-AN4RCH1S75]

@@thatguywhoanimids what the fuuuuuuu-

[@RealmsSMPStudios]

How did Link actually get stopped by bars in prison? Doesn’t he have the power to bench press 10^100 pounds?

[@faliciokluivert7876]

He could also use ascend to get free

[@RealmsSMPStudios]

@@faliciokluivert7876 also a good point, but for Link, that’s a bit lame, he’d probably design a miniature nuke or Antimatter bomb to break out…

[@TylerSilverscale]

Also, couldnt link just use ascend?

[@alijabbar5794]

The IRS bars are built different !

[@RealmsSMPStudios]

@@alijabbar5794 Link is like the Marionette from FNAF 2, there’s no stopping it…

[@superbrainz2357]

Remember, not even Joker was crazy enough to mess with the IRS.

[@user-gz7jo7cf7s]

😂😂faxx

[@kazashi2]

Link could just load a save file before he was arrested now that knows how many rupees he owes

[@faliciokluivert7876]

Mr. IRS: *throws link in jail* Link: *Uses Ascend*

[@phoenixaasted]

Hahaha😁

[@Kema_Champion]

Like in gerudo town.

[@DatOneMudkip]

*LoZ piano riff plays*

[@aamirazmi9029]

Zonai arm go bye bye when zelda comes back :(

[@CaptainChristmasYT]

Aasends into the cell above him and finds Gannon

[@shreksophone0749]

President Hudson should start a tax filing company, to show he will have the Kingdom's back And in Links defense the military of Hyrule is pretty much all just him, everyone else is kinda useless. Plus no one gave receipts of any purchases

[@gogokafa]

Now what about the taxes gannondorf didn't pay in his 20000 year sleep?

[@phoenixaasted]

That will be 10000000000000000000000 rupees

[@Showtemruler]

"Breaking news, the mysterious Dissapearance of ganondorf. He was last seen with Mr. IRS, if seen please contact the authorities. He owes 100000000000000000000000rupees . "

[@JackRook]

I don’t think the IRS existed 20 millennia ago 😂

[@zerochill4096]

Tbf, Ganon wasn't earning any rupees during his sleep. And because his income per year was below a certain threshold, he didn't have to pay for taxes

[@goku3460]

Im like 70% sure it was far longer then 20,000 years but point still stands

[@gamalielmarquez9088]

..... Link, why do you think that even the Joker won't screw with the IRS?????😂😂😂😂

[@airtiger4577]

Yeah, joker has committed 45 different crimes before, but tax evasion wasn't one of them.

[@thegrimlockreaper1279]

One issue: Zelda is a princess, and hyrule appears to be an absolute monarchy. She doesn't pay taxes, she gets paid BY taxes and then decides where the money goes.

[@King_Nex]

She mentioned that there are limits to her power, implying some kind of parliament or other legal or moral restrictions to using her power to bail Link out.

[@Raphotron2000]

I love that link made more sense than the Irs

[@CaptainChristmasYT]

You know your in trouble when this version of link starts making sense.😂

[@thegamingbear4307]

Wait Link did donate to a church! The Korok Church!

[@CaptainChristmasYT]

Don't forget the space program!

[@JulesZilla]

But just dont hurt the koroks pls😅😅

[@sweetdreams1028]

@@JulesZilla but we need to send the Koroks back to their creator! 😃

[@JulesZilla]

@@sweetdreams1028 NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@extremmefan7305]

I love how Tom Nook is almost entirely unfazed by all of Link's bs, compared to how much Zelda is absolutely losing it. XD

[@The-T27]

The irs will come after you Link: couldn’t care less

[@MrMynameis12]

1:24 The one time Zelda saw Links point of view.😂

[@jvts8916]

Though she could've countered that he's a soldier.

[@Ashera5469]

Perhaps that would've been good idea

[@marianoallen6839]

oh no.. it’s TAX SEASONNN

[@Cherrysburg]

Link is most likely going to meet the other contributors to the KSP in prison

[@Sethsimracing]

We need part 2! Also, this was so freaking funny! I needed a laugh! :D

[@MyBelovedMegastarToonLinkFan]

Tom Nook, I swear to Hylia... You'll pay for this once Link gets out of jail.

[@chadpeterson5698]

It’s not Tom Nook’s fault, the IRS was being vague

[@darkglass3011]

He should have said 4329 rupees to Mr. IRS.

[@songohan3321]

Isn't Zelda technically the IRS? Edit: Isn't Link 85% of the Military?

[@BigfotE]

Plus Zelda can’t even seal Gannon.

[@BigfotE]

Bro

[@BigfotE]

WHEER IS MY REPLYYY

[@BigfotE]

WTF

[@ericyork5696]

Yeah, I thought the joke there was going to be Link saying he was the military.

[@GrumpyLemur]

Tom Nook is perfect for that job 😂

[@Andrew-94578]

never thought that a video about link evading taxes would make me mute my computer

[@littleender3843]

Suprised that link even understoon that he would be to prison for it

[@angbandsbane]

Even the Joker is too scared to take on the IRS. I think we might be seeing the effects of the Triforce of Courage at the beginning here lol.

[@DucklanStapleton]

Link fr tryna get a flurry rush on the IRS 💀

[@paulinhorobertogoncalvesdo2687]

7:19 and in the end link go to the prison its so much a link thing to do all this without know anything about the rubbis he spend

[@imonstrex88]

Zelda: what about the military Link: Zelda they are all dead. I am the WHOLE hyrulean military

[@Sayian9000]

4:46 YES!! POKÉMON HEART GOLD!!!! THATS THE LEGENDARY BIRD HO-OH IS AT ON TOP OF BELL TOWER!!!!!!!

[@MetaGrave]

Jail or Doghouse, Link. Take your pick.

[@isgoodovsubhuman1972]

Zelda is the princess, the queen. She needs to get paid Link.

[@sgtdebones]

So... Hyrule is a constitutional monarchy

[@Nai-qk4vp]

*Cringerule. This is Cringerule (In-Game,, in BOTW, as that is what I am playing, it seems it was a confederation with a monarchy and after the Calamity, a bunch of loosely connected polties that don't really classify as a State.

[@haydenfreer8543]

I thought that was yoshi's job

[@tearsofthekingdom9062]

The army? Don’t you mean me, I am the hero of legend after all

[@ShadowDragon-cw7wb]

In prison, Link meets Yoshi!

[@kizo_wotw4717]

Yoshi: first time?

[@fatalwaffle1715]

Link already knows Yoshi. But yeah.

[@MatthaisUnidostres]

This feels like an extension/reboot of the old Zelda cartoon.

[@supadoge1486]

First they went after joker, and now they managed to take link

[@lpfan4491]

Joker getting caught in a batman gambit like that is always going to be legendary.

[@Raphotron2000]

1 there's only two educational institutions in the entire kingdom And that's only if you count the gerudo region as part of the Kingdom. Which to be fair it's technically its own separate kingdom making hyrule an empire. One of them barely counts. What's destroyed in is now run in a cave the other counts slightly more but both of them are volunteered. In what do you mean there's a limit to your power? You are quite literally the definition ruling by divine right

[@flying_Night_slasher]

1:02 if Hyrule is anything like the US right now it's probably mostly going to foreign countries. Yeah we really need to start over from the basic's

[@dasherpie]

He is doing a Yoshi?!

[@_ABoyNamedBlue_]

Next upload idea: Link uses stuff around the prison to break out and makes it back to Zelda in Hateno Village and when the Hylian Authorities or IRS come for him he uses a Korok as a hostage resulting in Zelda snapping and arresting Link herself.

[@dayvonlouis5187]

1:08 link makes a very fair point many times over

[@mattb9343]

The part where Link asks how much taxes he owes and the IRS won't tell him so he has to guess hurts deep in my soul. How has this nonsense Gooberment not imploded from sheer stupidity yet?

[@Rajmeme-thatcomments]

I love doing tax evasion

[@WWIIRanger]

Link is right, be ungovernable!!

[@earth5853]

Next video will be about ganondilf and khoga doing their taxes

[@GingerSnap62310]

I had an ad for Turbo Tax- maybe Link should look into it

[@AtlasArtAnimation]

Yeah.... its the most happiest day for every adult...

[@petersimpson4648]

Next time, Link should follow the example set by the Joker: "I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Noooo, thank you!"

[@firephoenix7788]

1:01 I thought Zelda would know Link would use it on some Korok torture cult instead of roads and education-

[@Suiteren.]

These videos make me laugh so hard!

[@johannes622sangalang6]

I would love to watch more Purah livestreams 👀

[@ruizgranado]

Purah calls Link ‘Linky’

[@Notabotzelda1]

"the legend of zelda: evasion of the taxes"

[@cherrydragonet]

TOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOK OH NO HE FOUND HYRULE NOW THERE'S NO WHERE SAFE TO GO

[@amanitamuscaria5863]

Based Link not playing the taxman's game. If the taxman wants his money, he'll have to take it, the old fashioned way.

[@okuu_utsuho]

Prison won’t stop Link. He’s just gonna ascend thru the prison.

[@dragonborn2win429]

Link is the Hero of Hyrule… He shouldn’t have to pay taxes! 😭

[@TheIyzki]

This is a life lesson... Don't evade ur taxes!

[@paulinhorobertogoncalvesdo2687]

1:15 this its so much a link thing to do😅

[@delta8989]

To be fair, given that the entire kingdom depends on this one guy to not be devoured by eldritch amalgamations, I’m pretty sure they are willing to make an exception (Besides, what are they gonna do if he doesn’t either way, he’s the man that soloed gannon and the entire kingdom twice)

[@Borthollamue]

Link is a knight, which would make him exempt from taxes.

[@Here_Collin_Games]

Link went to prison and was never to be seen again

[@inhibitor738]

You think Link could do my taxes

[@yaboil5217]

Link is right for not allowing the IRS to steal his hard-earned rupees

[@georges2842]

Technically, Link should be tax-exempt, since he's both a high-ranking military official, the personal bodyguard of the Princess, as well as her boyfriend.

[@fuspuz8540]

03:20 that's a new one.

[@tko930]

"i may be crazy enough to take on batman but the IRS, NNOOOOOO thank you!" The Joker.

[@Indiez12]

are you saying, link the guy who tortured koroks and did unspeakable war crimes and whatever sh*t he does can be stopped by A COUPLE bars? WTF

[@TylerSilverscale]

I bet it's only structured that way because overload didn't want link getting off free over a real issue. If tax stuff was fake I'm pretty sure he'd have link bust out easily.

[@tekkorb778]

Why does Zelda have to file taxes? She's the princess, who is collecting taxes from Hyrule?

[@xijinping3497]

The disclaimer in the description is so funny to me😭😭

[@FlameGirlPlays-gq9xv]

The true villain of Hyrule... The IRS...

[@myleswelnetz6700]

That’s Yoshi’s job.

[@BoazTheHungry]

One swing of that Master sword and he's outta there.

[@fisch37]

Zelda: Do you know how stressful it is to file an entire kingdom's taxes? My sister in Christ, you _collect_ the taxes

[@poixon_asherzzz]

Zelda...you are talking to a Link. Any Link don't pay taxes XD heck they even might just break your pot and stealing rupees

[@Nathan-qp9uv]

As someone who does peoples taxes I feel for Tom Nook in this video. Some people just seem to think we can magic up their numbers.

[@RosesAndThorns4]

Dad link..... PAY YOU TAXES OR WE WILL BE IN JAIL MOM WILL SCREAM AT YOU

[@rachit7645]

Relatable

[@ZeronimeYT]

"Oh. What a relief..." 😂

[@Spade948]

The IRS is the eternal fixture of the universe-Max0r

[@DavyCDiamondback]

"An entire kingdom's taxes" someone tell Zelda she's who the taxes go to, not from

[@19TheFallen]

Link: *Gestures over his shoulder with his thumb.* You see that field over there, strewn with the remains and wreckage of hundreds, if not thousands of Guardian Stalkers over there? IRS: Yeah? What about them? Link: I did that...... *Moves closer.* .....And I wouldn't hesitate to do it to you....... IRS: *Stamps his papers as "Tax exempt."* Have a good day, sir! Link: You, too! *Gets up and leaves.* IRS: ......I dunno who's scarier......Calamity Ganon, Ganondorf......or that guy!

[@mikhailsharon4331]

Zelda, you're the government, you're the IRS.

[@eds7012]

*346th like* *If they can get Al Capone then they can get you*

[@404_coffee9]

I want a follow up.

[@Satermjsa]

I was waiting for Zelda to bail him out but she didn’t

[@angelf2365]

I'm pretty sure Mipha would be very willing to help pay Link's bail and/or taxes he owes in order to free him out of prison.

[@milesedgeworth3667]

2:42, when the irs went after superman, he was able to

[@URvlogger5098]

Joker: and they call me the crazy one. You should check out that so called hero from Hyrule *insert joker laugh*

[@gamalielmarquez9088]

Hold on Zelda, I know a guy who can get him out........

[@SpectralNapper]

When THIS link has more IQ than the IRS.

[@_agent_999_]

you're go on, call me a nerd

[@OverloadVA]

Nerd

[@naarudamememaker]

Fluffywaffle and Mr IRS: Tax time! Link: How much...? Fluffy and IRS: Guess! Link: $600? IRS: Prison! And there you have it, folks. The entire video shortened to five lines :D (excluding this)

[@MoonLightForDayz]

Welp. I know what gonna be in my search history tonight 👈😗👉

[@NationX]

Lmao the special shoutout scene XD

[@MasterGuy12-OFFICAIL]

Plot Twist: The Koroks That Link Sent To Space Reached There Freind And Bail Him Out

[@arcticpossi_schw1siantuntija42]

Just use the Finnish tax system Only entrepreneurs have to file their own taxes in Finland and the state has it done for everyone else after they send their tax info to the employer. You only have to check your taxes when you have irregular income. Also Link is the bulk of the military so he should be getting a cut of the budget in his disposal He may not need roads or schools, but should he get paid from the defense budget (which he should for doing most of the military work), he would be taxed appropriately if he just sent his tax info card to the crown just like any employee in the Finnish tax system. Also is trade tax free in hyrule or do prices include value added tax Furthermore Link is canonically more powerful than the IRS (he can beat ganon, the strongest monster thing in existence AND his entire army), he can overthrow it and together he and zelda can rule the kingdom

[@enesvelovic5490]

zelda: what about the millatary link: oh you mean the guys who f### me up for 100 years