LinkedIn Warriors

[@emathews1]

"the privilege to crush spread sheets from their crumpled bed sheets" - brilliant poetry

[@partysmoke]

"Calm down, Mr Belfort, we all know you bought them from Zara"

[@Kingtrollface259]

Everyone on LinkedIn needs to calm down😂

[@ScubesFTW]

Im linking out. Cya later

[@DougieL]

and watch this video

[@Lee-bv6iv]

We gonna be dynamically targeting team driven meta-services with this one.

[@clvrswine]

*We are, or, maybe we're, but at no point "we gonna be". Lame comment with try-hard poor English.

[@insertaverygenericnamehere]

I am thrilled to share this on Linked-in

[@henkjanssen1252]

Don’t forget that they are the CEO and Founder of their own one man business.

[@DougieL]

I used to wind up a graphic designer on Linkedin who was a 'CEO', (of his own one man graphic designer business). (Enormous FFS in despair, everytime I was greeted with an egocentric post from that bellend...) ;) (I have nothing against graphic designers, my wife used to be one.....)

[@Skaxarrat]

This video is spectacular. It reminds me of a car crash I had when I was a teenager. Here are 10 life-tips that I've learnt by being an orphan: [...] Agree?

[@Ticktok_of_Oz]

Frankie busting out the profound statements again. - "and with no clear demarcation between work and their home life, their work from home life becomes the only life that feels like home.....work" Frankie 2024

[@joshyoerger5271]

“Thought leader is just a term that sales people use to act like experts on a subject that no one needs to know about.” 💀

[@jeffrey.p.thornton]

This is one of the truest things I have ever read on the internet.

[@ro55reel5]

Me toaster just died, and I thought about making croutons for the soup instead, but I ended up just eating more soup. This experience taught me about potential pivot points and prioritizing tasks, I actioned in a timely manner without exponentially increasing the workload.

[@nufe]

This is one of the best ever!

[@SanPaolo-ov5py]

Now do one about PhD students

[@sebastiansulze7859]

yes please.

[@DanLover87]

Nah they're just genuine decent people so no material

[@RM-ti8nf]

Got told by a tech tutor that soon every person seeking employment would have to be on LinkedIn. Not for any factory or cleaning job I'm applying for mate 😂

[@chronerka432]

Top, one of the best! So accurate.

[@Calicido]

3:59 This guy is just too kind

[@j0nesy363]

Thrilled to announce that I've leveraged my synergistic passion for over-delivering on cross-functional alignment to transition into an even more dynamic, impact-driven role where I can continue to maximize stakeholder happiness through the art of infinite Zoom meetings and carefully curated emojis. #Grateful #Blessed #HustleHarder

[@redfishswimming]

Awww I’d be thrilled and humbled to adopt one of them.

[@theoreticalphysics3644]

This really says a lot about the rockstars and team-player champions of b2b sales.

[@russellzauner]

"ya gotta smell a lot of your own farts to be successful, but it's so worth it"

[@DevourTheBleak]

On LinkedIn only for work, I hate social media and it’s just as bad as the other platforms. You nailed it with this video, I couldn’t stop laughing lol

[@BlackHermit]

I am not a LinkedIn Warrior. To become the true Warrior of the Law, you must first sign in and be humbled. 🙏

[@polreamonn]

Humbled by Frankie's observations.

[@joyceyboyce13]

I love when he actually gets them to crack

[@MrHawk995]

I will honor the divinity of linkedin and my hiting managers

[@drdvrm]

I have seen a lot of em, and this is my favourite yet. The cringey tension is palatable, yet oddly toothless. :-D

[@BitsBytesBobs]

I've worked for a company where most of the employees and management have been and probably continue to be guilty of all of these.

[@glowgreen3]

Why’s it go “aw-Ten-Ti-ci-Tee, ah-kown-ta-bila-eee.” The t at the end of the word accountability falls right off the map in Ireland haha. Trilled ta report I really love these Frankie big love from Massachusetts. Man love.

[@MohamedAshraf-fw1dc]

The opening statement alone could’ve been the whole script 😂

[@_....J........................]

"Get Locked In" - my line manager says this to me everyday.

[@sakn104]

I'd love to see a behind the scenes on one of these, or possible outtakes. Just an idea about the process that goes into creating one of these videos and all the people you need to filter out, and which of those you approach thinking are going to align with the subject of the video.

[@BreezeTalk]

Excellent Frankster

[@Rave-agent]

If I had a Linkadin, I would happily share this in it.

[@jeffrey.p.thornton]

Correction @ 4:41: we use an artillery of buzzwords to shield ourselves from the truth that we don't really know what our jobs ARE.

[@zaaxi7424]

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[@solitaryclusterofneurons598]

Insightful! Thank you for sharing this experience.

[@ullibowyer]

What a great post. It's humbling to realise that even people much less important than me can write so well.

[@f5203]

So accurate.... So so accurate. Didn't get off LinkedIn for no reason.

[@Beingbetter69]

She frankie on my cultural til i observation

[@katrinaloughrey]

Just brilliant 😂😂

[@howlerchj]

The best yet 😅

[@balintnemes6774]

3:50

[@elliet.9235]

I was in the financial district for an interview the other day!! Could’ve been an extra in a Frankie video 😭😭

[@974724]

I see Frankie, I click.

[@Celeste-in-Oz]

I try to hustle on LinkedIn and this is all literally true 🤭

[@w-james9277]

Santa is a nounce!

[@ExtraSense1]

I watched this full video.. And Here is what it tought me about B2B Sales ..

[@biocykle]

How damn cool is this 🙌🏻

[@jackjenner9501]

so glad yogimash liked the video

[@BrianMcInnis87]

0:32 Hay chore violations?

[@ScubesFTW]

When they wont stack the hay

[@Sandra_D.9]

Leicester Square or?

[@observationsofayogi]

Lool, this guy funny 😅

[@ellwee1757]

3:03 frankies female version just dropped

[@mitchwarren1600]

Absolute cheese grated them !

[@Neonate_Aeon]

you son are going to be famous

[@loelfolio]

these commander generals of the office space generally command they offer space to women, so that they can hit on them, and them pay them less than the cleaner. 😊

[@_robustus_]

What I took away from this one is how much I hate the pants worm everyone featured here.

[@mr2981]

Tell me more about this Pollock's Toy Museum.

[@exhibit6802]

Nice

[@offtheleashman]

I'm so far removed from the finance world that idek what this means

[@UnitedFrequency]

These LinkedIn warriors are like high school bullies 2.0. 😂 Sad to see some people never grow up. Anyone else feel like hiding when you see those cringe motivational posts? 👀 #LinkedInNightmares #AdulthoodIsOverrated

[@charjl96]

I'm wearing the shirt they gave me the last time I was in jail

[@JoshZenpai]

you should do one for discord mods

[@Fingo-ge7rg]

When are you getting a feature on a sansbeanstalk track Frankie

[@tiw7080]

I like nature documentary

[@keenansegenchuk7177]

Is this my archetype?

[@keenansegenchuk7177]

Oh wait nvm im fit enough for strava, guess I gotta wait for that episode

[@selinov]

Just… 🎯

[@FookFish]

2:16 leica spotted

[@jsmith498]

Why is everyone wearing clown-trousers?

[@toomas415]

Yes

[@EricB256]

Got to be pr*fessional!

[@BennyFromFalloutNewVegas]

Why would anyone put their full legal name out there on a profile? Imagine unironically having a facebook, lol. Good eating for the data brokers.

[@ScubesFTW]

I didnt see it coming in 2006

[@yoyoyohihihidude]

Work

[@_....J........................]

Quit Your Jobs.

[@JohnTorrington-ut4ev]

Obama loves me this I know, for the Affordable Healthcare Act tells me so.

[@MSHNKTRL]

Here we see a youtuber being an absolute knob to strangers, exploiting them for commentary while reducing said strangers to fodder for everyone's amusement. These strangers receive no compensation for their sacrifice, other than the chance to be anonymously recognized even for a minute. The youtuber turns their plight into a joke that is on everybody who watches the bit, as superiority is assumed by the viewers who are in the same plight. There is no reconciliation, no denouement to be had, only an empty monotone droll to underscore the youtuber's punchline.

[@bruce-le-smith]

he already observed youtubers, check the back catalogue. he also did it better than you by the way

[@MSHNKTRL]

@@bruce-le-smith Here we have a commenter attempting what may be referred to as a "power-move", combining a prompt to Do My Own Research with veiled insult based on an assumption. While the commenter won this exchange in their own minds, it actually counts for nothing, even if their comment ratios the original.

[@itookallthenames]

@@bruce-le-smith*bruce runs away with microphone

[@HDSPKSRecords-gi1ob]

Not bad, but not as funny as Frankie.

[@MSHNKTRL]

@@HDSPKSRecords-gi1ob no prep time here

[@thomaskelly393]

First (Fourth)

[@Handles_are_garbage]

Linkedin Lunatics*

[@Jatmalangj]

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