Lisa's Substitute Teacher

[@mohtarbelmohtar1845]

Well, at least it wasn't Mr. Bergstrom who abused Lisa. Not even in Dark Simpsons' universe.

[@GribnikSToporom]

Skinner raped Lisa, but with Mr. Bergstrom it was all consensual.

[@martinmaguire-music6692]

I like how Mr. Bergstrom still kept it light when avenging Lisa by dressing as a cowboy :D

[@Yoseqlo1]

Well, if you're killing a creep, you better do it with style.

[@neonflights5951]

Handsome, encouraging, supportive, he really is Lisa's comfort character

[@rickydavis4325]

@@neonflights5951 He's also quite the crack shot, shooting at the devilish Seymour Skinner two out of three times. Pretty accurate for a colt pistol.

[@mikenauer2403]

was that dustin hoffman

[@The_official_broccoli]

@@neonflights5951 and also quilloughby or however you say his name

[@ssj2matt]

Delightfully devilish Seymour...

[@newaccount5024]

Matt Seymour!

[@gabrielcornejo682]

@@newaccount5024 Seymour: Want to join me?

[@matthewwelch4305]

That laugh reminds me of Dr. Hibbert...and he reminds me of another TV doctor... OH DEAR LORD.

[@DHAdArchivez]

AH- Seymour and the Superintendent

[@lesewing]

This is a great day for forbidden love and Skinner's steamed hams.

[@PoorDog69]

Shut up xD

[@revpsycho]

Old family recipe!!

[@snowforest4159]

He steamed Lisa's hams

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

Delightfully devilish Seymour

[@Catty779]

Superintendent Lisa I hope your prepared for an unforgettable luncheon

[@OtakuD50]

Oh, I get it... Lisa not getting out of the way of those balls was foreshadowing.

[@Numbuh296]

How dare you

[@xtzyshuadog]

*And then I went and spoiled it all by doing something stupid like EXPLODE YOU* -Sideshow Bob

[@blameitoncapitalism]

OH. MAGOD

[@DavidWsTrainVideos]

Oof

[@hobomike6935]

dude....why XD

[@jtblcksheep3376]

Mr. Bergstrom always stands up for kids. That’s why he’s the greatest teacher in Springfield.

[@Snivy100]

*was

[@GribnikSToporom]

Mr. Bergstrom's 🍆 always stands up for kids 😏

[@Crayolapup]

What I love about “You are Lisa Simpson”… Remember how Bergstrom was called a dork when he came into class in a cowboy costume? & instead of being ashamed and hiding his genuine self, he embraced it and complimented the artist. “You are Lisa Simpson” can be interpreted many ways, but in this particular context... it could mean that she is Lisa Simpson, her own person & to never lose that, and to embrace it. Even when other kids bully her into being someone else.

[@mooganify]

Wrong place for this type of comment pimp

[@TheMpo1986]

We all know that.

[@Omnywrench]

1:01 *_GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE_*

[@josephmarrison4606]

Omnywrench Aurora Borealis.

[@jacobsvlog6293]

Joseph Marrison aurora borealis? At this time of day? At this time of year? Localized within your office?

[@josephmarrison4606]

Dennis Rhoades Yes.

[@jacobsvlog6293]

Joseph Marrison may I see it

[@josephmarrison4606]

Dennis Rhoades No.

[@atoaster2070]

"This, my little friends, is a schwa...." Famous last words.

[@hobomike6935]

For a microsecond, I thought he was about to say "this, my little friends, is a great day for forbidden love..." and try and get everyone in the classroom next

[@mooganify]

😂

[@luker3752]

Marge driving off and shouting 'so long' caught me off guard 😂

[@brandonhaygood5286]

That was the funniest part to me.

[@hobomike6935]

@@brandonhaygood5286 I was still caught so completely off guard from the bit where skinner calls lisa to his office and then his slacks descend. I had to go back and watch the second half of the video again for the rest of the chaos that ensued afterward

[@sjk6101983]

I had a lot of “Mr. Bergstroms” when I was in school but the one that cared about me the most was my college advisor! She helped me get my internships and so much more!

[@cyronic4261]

So this is how Skinner loses his virginity Interesting

[@honestfan9107]

Well damn

[@baldrickthedungspreader3107]

Everyone knows he lost it in nam

[@Yoseqlo1]

It's an old family recipe.

[@thomasalvarez6456]

He had lost it but just lied so he and Edna could continue seeing each other.

[@haltocarrick5504]

Seymour Skinner had not cleared leather For a bullet fairly ripped And Bergstrom's aim was deadly With the Big Iron on his hip The Big Iron on his hiiiiiip

[@NautilusSSN571]

Patrolling Springfield almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[@kitkatkruncher22]

@@NautilusSSN571 fun fact, it was homer Simpson that caused the great war so he didn't have to clean out the garage. China and the aliens were just a cover story

[@juliantapia1407]

Truly one of the most heartwarming Dark Simpsons episodes 💛

[@crayngo2844]

Yeah I'm surprised that this ended up on his second channel darker Simpsons

[@bobbyferg9173]

@@crayngo2844 I think it has nothing to do with how dark the actual content it, just if the video was demonetized or not. Granted demonetized videos tend to correlate with the darker episodes in general though

[@matthewwelch4305]

A sweet ending! Very clever to reverse the sequence of Bergstrom leaving at the beginning and Bergstrom's introduction at the end.

[@kmambu5950]

@@bobbyferg9173 So.... Dark Simpsons is canon

[@bobbyferg9173]

@@kmambu5950 Oh no that isn’t the case Only Darker Simpsons is canon

[@elemileTLDR]

That was actually very nice. Mr. Bergstrom's a great man.

[@Dzuno18]

Since Skinner wasn't able to get Edna Krabappel, he had to go with a young female student.

[@Mi_Fa_Volare]

Why Lisa of all girls though?

[@FrankieWithAY]

@@Mi_Fa_Volare he could threaten her with low test scores

[@averageral3192]

He didn’t take her death kindly so he has to settle for minors

[@FestusOmega]

@@Mi_Fa_Volare Didn't want to step on anyone's toes, so he went for the ugly one.

[@GribnikSToporom]

@@FestusOmega Do you think Lisa Simpson is ugly? kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGakpWSQe72SqbM

[@fallenhuman2081]

Oh my gosh. This must be your best work. So good. So dark! "This is a great day for forbidden love."

[@robertmiles1603]

Looks like Skinner's ham has been steamed.

[@RegularSizeRick]

I am satisfied with the way you’ve remade my favorite episode.

[@josephmarrison4606]

1:01. I have a feeling that Skinner is not thinking about buying fast food this time. LOL.

[@dededethesuperstarwarrior]

That finale was very well edited.

[@trevormeikle968]

0:56 I guess Lisa was too sad to dodge those balls, too

[@johncasey410]

“It’s like poetry, it rhymes.”

[@rocksoliddude1]

wow a Dark Simpsons with a happy ending

[@davidtran2026]

These edited shorts are funnier than what the Simpsons air out the past 1-2 decades.

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

This is on "Darker Simpsons" despite it having a happier ending than most.....

[@virg0_lem0nade]

the "darker simpsons" channel is just where they upload all of the ones that were demonetized on the original channel.

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

@@virg0_lem0nade Ohhh, I actually didn't know what the purpose of it was tbh. Thanks for explaining! /gen

[@alexanderneronov2348]

This guy is a real hero

[@anonymoususer208]

That was super dark

[@fierysmile2929]

Yeah, I'm never gonna be able to look at Steamed Hams memes the same way ever again.

[@elbarry7016]

0:29 That's the sound she makes when gets hit on Simpson's arcade game

[@NPC-en5bt]

SKINNER SHOWS LISA HIS ‘STEAMED HAM’

[@atfyoutubedivision955]

Creamed by the steamed ham

[@batwithatophat3408]

When he was leavin and Lisa started cryin I got so emotional too ;-; I just hate too see her cry so much :/

[@alanapartain6255]

Principle Skinner, for committing Arrson on a 8 year old, you have to go to jail for 450 years.

[@dylanzlol7293]

"Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish seymour" (Chalmers comes in) "Eh?"

[@Orangechairstudios0520]

1:41 I just love the fact how quickly Lisa said Mr. Bergstrom knowing what they both knew what had to be done

[@atfyoutubedivision955]

Lisa: Mr. Bergstrom? Mr.B: How on earth did you get this number and why are to calling me at 3am? Lisa: Execute order 66... Mr. B: I'm on my way.

[@guadalajara1656]

El maestro Bergstron salvando el día.

[@notdoneyet1361]

1:00 so Seymour has three ding-a-lings? Impressive!

[@georgesretrochannel508]

Nice Wink from Mr Bergstrom to Lisa and aw she's giggling like a schoolgirl would!

[@cordyceps7531]

After binging steamed hams memes, that one line had me dying

[@murrayshekelberg9754]

This is the sort of thing that happens when everyone knows you refuse to avoid balls.

[@Losrandir]

I somehow knew which way this was gonna go...

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

But this isn't dark at all, the bad guy dies and the rest end up happy! Still, I love it just the same.

[@DeereBorgGaming]

Wow this episode really had a happier ending

[@stevenjoelBx]

This really is dark! I’m gonna like it here 😇

[@tudorjason]

"I already have one of those!" Lol

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Oh oh oh, delightfully devilish Dark Simpsons.

[@michaelsearles-catchings4304]

This was one with a good ending though?

[@horserage]

Still no monetization.

[@analothor]

I don't want the Simpsons dead anymore, just to watch them suffer is enough

[@waves2378]

On Dark Simpsons, they die. On Darker Simpsons, they suffer.

[@delete--5563]

?

[@analothor]

@@waves2378 that'll teach them to be alive!

[@gaven3585]

Al principio decía que el señor berejenstrome le aria algo a Lisa pero tremendo giro me di al verlo todo completo

[@eivindgj3761]

Mr swagstrom

[@garuelx8627]

I'd love to hear Lisa's bloodcurdling scream from when Bart threw her centerpiece in the fire or when Otto was telling her that scary story on this channel.

[@georgesretrochannel508]

Aw I Feel sorry for Lisa to lost a Substitute Teacher like Mr Bergstrom but I'm Happy to see Lisa being happy to see her substitute Teacher to be coming back to teach them more! Yayyy for Lisa and also for Mr Bergstrom too! Great Video Buddy!

[@Ericshadowblade]

I think if the note had said you are lisa simpson instead of the jet fuel cant melt steel beams that episode would have been better

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

Once again , mr berkstrom saved the day

[@santiagogalf]

this was so heavy to watch.

[@erik_arman]

A Dark Simpsons episode with a happy ending?? What is this madness?

[@tylerscott2833]

Yes it’s not just bart i’m just getting this behavior brought on him

[@RhobarEisenblut]

0:56 ,,This is a great day for forbidden love 😭" Blue Archiv Sensei in a nutshell.

[@Ceratosaur]

1:20 I really love that Sax Amazing scene you put together for that.

[@greatest_bumble_bee_dude]

These lot never get old. 🤣😂😂😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😁😁😄🤪🤣🤣. Ahhh that's the stuff👍 😀🤗

[@BrokamaGay]

He gave Lisa a steamed clam

[@chriskoloski32]

Oh sure. Lisa is helped when bad stuff happens to her, but Bart is still tortured

[@superstarreviews9937]

While Lisa sometimes laughs at him! 😆

[@zamasublack9566]

Awesome 🤣

[@ssx47]

wtf poor lisa

[@solitudeguard5688]

Feras Angel it’s a joke you wet blanket

[@Acesahn]

Poor Skinner! He's the one who lost his life :(

[@jalabala2772]

So long! Lmao Marge whyy

[@sahilhossain8204]

Lore of Lisa's Substitute Teacher momentum 100

[@HauntFreak13]

Why multiple videos of Lisa getting SA’d

[@dRevnik]

DELIGHTFULLY DEVILISH SEYMOUR!!!!!!!§§§§§§

[@michaelkemmer]

This is a unpopular option but this is one of my least favorite episodes from the first 10 seasons. I always found it weird how attached lisa got to a teacher especially a substitute teacher. The note was always a little stupid to me. You are lisa simpson. yeah like no shit she's lisa simpson that's her name.

[@joshgellis3292]

He wrote a highly wholesome affirmation note to her. Assholes _like _*_you_* obviously know NOTHING about when someone implies it secretly that in a strongly, strictly platonic (😒’platonic’ means non-sexual) and wholesome way to love someone.

[@Snivy100]

Same!

[@neonflights5951]

This has the same energy as Freddy protecting Gregory and you can't convince me otherwise

[@herbiehusker1889]

20 minutes? Wow Seymour, setting the bar a bit high are we?

[@blairbrown4812]

by the time this channel finishes digging that sub-basement, it will have cut a path straight through the bowels of Hell To The Far Side of creation itself and the point of it all will be rendered rather moot.

[@mirba693]

why D:

[@alistorblueandangelgreendu2316]

There was some bible black in there wasn’t there

[@dontemorgan1517]

Better than Steamed Ham.

[@thegoodcis8836]

This is why they turn the comments off for childrens shows now.

[@arserobinson7118]

Seymour steamed Lisa's hams.

[@deansanton6549]

Seymour sure steamed a very good ham.

[@jackbacon6431]

Another sort of happy ending.

[@Vexcenot]

0:59 Seymour is an echidna confirmed

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

I can confirm , I wasn’t there

[@saturnfrogurt]

*sees title* Ooooooh no please don't tell me you're gonna do that

[@Hamzakarim-1]

This is a great day for forbidden love

[@emptyhand777]

How long have the Simpsons been on? Notice the clip of the 8 year old riding in the front seat of a car without a booster or seatbelt.

[@antster1983]

That particular clip dates from 1990.

[@zorilla0]

"Homer Goes Nuts" even used a clip from a Tracey Ullman short (Bart's Bathtime - 1989)

[@Snobert99]

The Simpsons have been running since 1989. First as a short cartoon on the Tracey Ullman Show then as a longer independent cartoon show of its own.

[@Snivy100]

Lol neither of them are wearing seatbelts

[@bytansity1761]

0:55 1:01

[@monfe5532]

Could this be considered a youtube poop?

[@CapsUnlocked]

Probably. But the YTP community is so autistic, I wouldn’t want to label it as a YTP

[@Mii.2.0]

@@CapsUnlocked What's wrong with autism?

[@solarflare9078]

@@Mii.2.0 Nothing, it's just used as an insult at this point of time (which I don't mind as an autistic person, and it actually helps when I want to describe something truly stupid), but imo, saying the YTP community is autistic is a bit much. They're not that bad, really, and I enjoy most of their content.

[@TheDukeOfZill]

why not make lisa a yandere? or the girl from that one anime where she keeps taunting her teacher?

[@BigDank166]

The real question is. Why the fuck

[@brukehintsa2207]

I missed the old classic Simpsons.

[@erickernestoserratosgalleg4692]

So long!!

[@Solid_Hank]

Lmao he shot him with all the kids watching

[@bec815]

Um, it's an American school. 😉

[@theflaminskull5006]

i love how fucked up these videos are

[@unusual3372]

Best one

[@theladofwisdom919]

I was looking for the actual scene :'(

[@theladofwisdom919]

Still, good ending tho.

[@paulpavlus6664]

SKINNER!!!!!

[@mooganify]

Why was she crying if she had his number lol

[@gillianday4804]

unbelievable!

[@Meela9088]

OOLP!

[@nebuladog]

Dear God, is this depressing

[@LAVATORR]

You know, the whole time I was watching Dark Simpsons I kept thinking "Why isn't he doing anything with Mr. Bergstrom? That episode, much like Lisa Simpsons' vagina, is fertile comic ground." Then Dark Simpsons pointed me to Darker Simpsons and I was like "How could Dark Simpsons get any darker?" Two questions, one answer.

[@crazyluigi6664]

Mr. Bergstrom killed someone. That's dark enough, right?

[@TheDive99]

...She's faking it.

[@griffinsalluci3787]

I kinda expected Plus sized Antonio along with Legs and Louie to take care of him.