Homer and Lisa Go on a Date

Marge suggests that Homer takes Lisa out on a dinner date and treat her like a princess, so she will know how the men in her future should be treating her. What could possibly go wrong?
Okay so I made this video a month or two ago and banked it, so the quality may not be up to my current level but the story is there, and man i gotta say, i feel a bit uneasy about this story. Bart getting "hugged" is one thing, but Lisa? ... Anways I hope you enjoy.
This video was inspired by the clip "Fathers should take their daughters out on little dinner dates" ... I thought, how can I turn this into an absolute horror. Okay so Homer usually takes things too far, and he did so here as well. There was quite a bit of lip syncing and editing done here, the "we're gonna have x" line was lip synced. And I edited the fortune cookie paper into Homer's hand. I have a feeling I might lose some of you guys here.
List of Episodes Used (Video + Audio):
- S01E06 - Moaning Lisa
- S02E03 - Treehouse of Horror
- S02E16 - Bart's Dog Gets an F
- S02E19 - Lisa's Substitute
- S03E08 - Lisa's Pony
- S03E12 - I Married Marge
- S03E14 - Lisa the Greek
- S04E04 - Lisa the Beauty Queen
- S04E17 - Last Exit to Springfield
- S05E02 - Cape Feare
- S05E05 - Treehouse of Horror IV
- S05E09 - The Last Temptation of Homer
- S06E04 - Itchy & Scratchy Land
- S06E16 - Bart vs. Australia
- S07E05 - Lisa the Vegetarian
- S08E06 - A Milhouse Divided
- S10E16 - Make Room for Lisa
- S20E02 - Lost Verizon
- S25E17 - Luca$
Thank you and as always, please enjoy!
Patreon: / darksimpsons
Website:

[@thecuervo99]

I’m gonna need your darkest episode. No that’s too dark

[@jacobsvlog6293]

I get it

[@antster1983]

You know what would help? *_-WHAT? WHAT WOULD HELP?_* ...nothing.

[@lakersandi]

This isn't Dark Simpsons, This is a historical reenactment of Josef Fritzl!

[@aladinsane9785]

So dark I can enslave it

[@KynMites]

No adventurer my episodes are too dark for you.

[@EllRiver]

Homer needs to stop hanging out with Cleetus.

[@thebowler5506]

"Some folks'll never try incest, but then again some folk'll, like Cletus The Slack Jawed Yokel! *Fiddle Solo*

[@masterfarr8265]

@@thebowler5506 hey what’s going on on this side?

[@adamgriffith-smith9106]

I’m gonna cement this one as the darkest episode ever made on this channel. It had incest, underage sex with a minor, child pregnancy and murder.

[@adamgriffith-smith9106]

@I killed George Floyd what would you suggest is the darkest?

[@triplemanimation]

Oof

[@SeriesTube01]

Some cannibalism would have make it perfect. 👌

[@triplemanimation]

@AGS 15 It’s TV-MA

[@gagiibaaji2774]

Yeh

[@darth856]

And Dr. Hibbert just laughs about a pregnant 8 year old. This universe really is dark.

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

[@the-boring-car-guy]

That's the most cursed shit I've ever seen. I'll never unhear "giddy up dad!"

[@micahbush5397]

And those rolling eyes!

[@josephmarrison4606]

LOL. If the baby is born, I wonder what it would look like. Probably might have five fingers on each hand.

[@deadpoolrlz9685]

and five toes on each foot

[@Foxtrot-Nation]

And no overbite

[@kaijufan313]

And non-yellow skin

[@PeruvianPotato]

Eh, would probably look like Cletus

[@theone1808]

It's life span would be 5 to 35 years, if it's lucky.

[@nebulousisgod]

There are no words.

[@TheSilverPhoenix100]

Nope there are plenty of words, just most start with "WHAT" and end with "THE FUCK"

[@jacobsvlog6293]

TheSilverPhoenix100 TFS reference?

[@SSJfraz]

Just 3..... GIddy up dad!

[@desolatortrooper7196]

@@TheSilverPhoenix100 personnaly i like to quote Joshua Graham : 'We can't except God to do all the work.'

[@xtzyshuadog]

*This video really used Moaning Lisa to its advantage!*

[@fierysmile2929]

This confirms Springfield is in Alabama.

[@lavbubl]

I hate that i had to take a little bit of research in this, but springfield is in oregon in the us, where it is illegal for incest. So deconfirmed, sorry for ruining the comment

[@axelpatrickb.pingol3228]

@@lavbubl There is a lot of "Springfield" in the US...

[@lavbubl]

@@axelpatrickb.pingol3228 just watch this video it explains it kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWSppXyri7OMbs0

[@coolmanhunter8671]

@@lavbubl it's a joke man

[@adamgriffith-smith9106]

@@lavbubl Springfields location is impossible to determine, the Springfield in Oregon is the one that Matt Groening based the town on but it may not actually be located there due to the many different climates and geographic features that are not found in Oregon yet are present in springfields area

[@vodevil1140]

My vote for the darkest episode yet. Damn.

[@meatypatte7125]

Thing the Bart and homer one just nudges this slightly

[@skullton3292]

What about return of the king?

[@DamonteHudson]

Oh my…. This is just horrible

[@xtzyshuadog]

0:50 *The sudden music and eyes bouncing with Lisa saying that kills me every time.*

[@FestusOmega]

Plot twist, she killed Marge to eliminate the competition

[@ManoredRed]

To be fair, the original episode did make some (very veiled) incest jokes, what with Homer being nervous about making the call as if it was a "real" date, and then the bit with Cletus. Also, when Marge crashes the date, Lisa seems a little jealous/irritated that Marge is interrupting.

[@colingibson1998]

what episode was it

[@ManoredRed]

@@colingibson1998 I don't remember the name.

[@canaisyoung3601]

@@ManoredRed Well, whatever it was, the Simpsons writers were asking for it.

[@justinfields7661]

@@canaisyoung3601 Season 25 Episode 17 - Luca$.

[@justinfields7661]

@@ManoredRed S25 E17 - Luca$

[@lightningalex5324]

There’s dark Simpsons. Then darker Simpsons. Then there’s this video.

[@eivindgjengstjohansen9625]

Then there's darkest Simpsons my god...lets Hope that that never hap...OH who the f*** am i kidding GET IT DONE

[@toongrowner1]

That's all marges fault, she suggested this stupid dinner date! XD

[@percyfan06]

well yeah can't argue there

[@thet00nedl00n]

I'm sorry but WHAT IS THAT PFP.

[@yoylecakegenocide6668]

0:49 Lisa: Giddy up Dad! 😄 Three Traumatic Words

[@abzolutelynothn]

"WOOHOO! I got a date with my daughter!" "Yeah, we've all been there." *oh god oh fuck*

[@ManoredRed]

There is an episode that implies Brandine is his mother, so there's that too. She says he is "the best husband and son she ever had".

[@darth856]

And that joke isn't even created by Dark Simpsons. The show really went there.

[@kitkatkruncher22]

@@ManoredRed there was an episode that they were brother and sister

[@Henrix1998]

​​@@kitkatkruncher22they can be (step)brother and sister AND mom and son same time. And husband and bride

[@costincommamike]

So glad this is back! It's the video I show my friends to get them into Dark Simpsons and it never disappoints!!!

[@swaggysteak1047]

I show the milhouse drunk one

[@shionkof7531]

Same

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

Lisa eats Bart’s hotdog for me. But this is a close second.

[@Jar0fMay0]

Mine is "Homer goes nuts"

[@BenjaMan64]

For me, it's the Coronavirus episode.

[@erios5057]

that was a lot of pressure

[@blairbrown4812]

That Madam, wasn't cold. That was Antarctica on a balmy summer morning.

[@guitar_jero]

I keep coming back to this comment

[@erios5057]

@@guitar_jero why what's so special about it?

[@Juansolous]

Giddy up Dad always makes me laugh so hard.

[@SSJfraz]

How hard? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@IlyaNLeo]

@@SSJfraz xD

[@polreamonn]

Makes Homer hard full stop.

[@murrayshekelberg9754]

Can we give Lisa some credit, she was a much better sport about things that Bart ever was. At least until she got all selfish about being pregnant.

[@mytube650]

“There’s no emoticon for what I’m feeling.”

[@benpopalisky1168]

The darkest of the Dark Simpsons videos. It is unbelievable how dark this one is.

[@XxLifeInFuneralXx]

Lisa rides Homer's hotdog.

[@rommix0]

Giddy up dad

[@eivindgjengstjohansen9625]

She got tired of Bart's

[@riverscuomo7140]

CLEETUS: "Woah, woah, slow it on down there, bucko!"

[@Henrix1998]

I expected Lisa to do something wayyyy darker with the knife

[@Silonch]

Jeffrey Epstein: this was hot

[@jimreily7538]

I'm sorry but I NEED an hour long Dark Simpsons. It is the BEST THING on KZbin.

[@Simp_Zone]

Bruh... every second of this cursed shit ruined my childhood even worse than my uncle did on those camping trips. Bravo 👏 👏 👏

[@MrCoffeeCrisp_]

You seriously are the best youtuber! I love sending videos like these (especially this one) to random twitch streamers for them to react to

[@nicktaylor2657]

The magazine Marge is reading from iis Hillbilly Monthly

[@Hulk2k6]

That's shit's priceless!

[@emptyhand777]

You dink, I went back and checked. It was Dissatisfied Wife Magazine.

[@SeriesTube01]

0:40 That's the most f*cked up this I've seen in this channel. The edition is so good that looks like the actual scene was like that.

[@sonicguyver7445]

I wonder how differently things would have gone if Homer had gotten the "Stick with your wife" fortune cookie?

[@briangriffinfamilyguyfan81]

0:50 Lisa looks like she's having fun riding that pony tbh

[@MJEFFYSHOWYT5520]

Lol yea this is sus

[@TheDragonman104]

Honestly, I think you should’ve kept the “Can I stay up late?” line at 0:45.

[@josephmarrison4606]

I feel so bad for laughing at this. XD.

[@christhecustomcharacter1409]

Me when I read title: *It's country time*

[@jacobsvlog6293]

No just Alabama

[@suchiuomizu]

Cletus agrees.

[@cluckbucketz]

*BANJO MUSIC GET EVEN LOUDER*

[@blacksun1594]

0:40 Best transition

[@pantstime4529]

Good lord this is possibly the worst one yet lol. Good work

[@melvinsamson5684]

"Yeah, we've all been there."

[@Losrandir]

Darkness just implodes in this episode.

[@Squrtile101]

Okay, that’s enough Internet for the rest of the week

[@georgiesdoodle4633]

This what happens when Marge shouldn't read the Dissatisfied Wife Magazine

[@burnin8orable]

This channel as well as the steamed hams meme are proof of how powerful editing is in film and animation. We often overlook just how powerful editing is. Also, this was super fucked up.

[@nousukas]

From what episode is the clip at 0:49 from? The eyes are spinning so wild I think they are edited.

[@lanceuppercut_]

It's not edited and it's from The Last Temptation of Homer, near the very end

[@regularyoutubename]

We all know Satan's powerful and stuff, but who knew that he'd have his own KZbin channel.

[@blairbrown4812]

Anyone with half the sense that God gave the average gnat.

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

"We've all been there"

[@therealseanw.stewart2071]

GIDDYAP DAD!

[@josephmarrison4606]

The Real Sean W. Stewart Someone call the FBI. LOL.

[@SE7EN306]

*FBI OPEN UP!*

[@bigdogmcguffy3209]

My reaction went from 🤔 to 😐 to 😬 to 😳 to 😱

[@Gyrbae]

This was the most vile, deranged, fuckedest uppest video you ever did. Needless to say, I love it.

[@rosanyleao1805]

S03E07 Lisa Pony S01E06 Moaning Lisa S02E19 Lisa Subsitte S03E05 Defined Homer S04E03 Itchy and Scrathcy The Movie S20E25 Final S20 (Final) S01E09 Fast of the Lane S02E02 Treehouse of Horror S04E14 Lisa on Ice S02E02 Treehouse of Horror S17E02 Marge & Bart

[@keineangabe1804]

This is the darkest episode because Lisa takes Homer willingly. She could have said no, but for some sick reason she didn't. She even enjoyed it. And that is far worse than the usual content of murder and rape.

[@therealsapdad1942]

Well, keep in mind she's an underage child who's not capable of consent. So........

[@meepmoop2308]

Do you know what child grooming is?

[@keineangabe1804]

@@meepmoop2308 No. And I have been long enough around to know to not look it up.

[@meepmoop2308]

@@keineangabe1804 It means brainwashing children who dont know any better into sexual activity.

[@Charles_Anthony]

I don't think that qualifies in this instance because it was literally a pretend date that both of them took too far. I'd normally agree with you, but Homer didn't exactly show himself to be grooming and Lisa had many opportunities to tell Marge. It definitely makes this whole sequence of events far darker than it would normally be.

[@nb2008nc]

Didn't know an 8 year old could conceive.

[@waves2378]

This is Darker Simpsons. Don’t be surprised.

[@Snobert99]

This is just a modified cartoon, but there have been rare cases of preteen girls getting pregnant in real life. A South American girl named Lina Medina, the youngest female in history to conceive, is a good example. She was impregnated at the age of five. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina

[@Bigjoebig]

Robert Robey impregnated by who 😳 Edit : unknown, no evidence against father

[@jaykay8426]

It is entirely plausible. A woman can get pregnant at any age due to the face they have a lifetime supply of egg cells at the start of their lives. However, the ability to give birth... well, let’s say that’s the bad news

[@harringt100]

@@jaykay8426 Women can only get pregnant during the period of their lives when they're ovulating (which would start a couple of weeks before whenever their first period is--usually between the ages of 10 and 16 or so--and until they go through menopause, usually around age 50.) The girl who got pregnant at five had a rare condition that brought on puberty at an abnormally young age. She gave birth by C-section.

[@UglyBarnical58]

Lisa: Giddy up dad! ... What the fuck

[@Henrix1998]

Is it bad if I'm smiling and laughing through the whole video?

[@atfyoutubedivision955]

Yes. Now please face the wall degenerate.

[@ArrowValley]

Wow that went from zero to Alabama in seconds flat.

[@beabea5985]

How to make yourself feel clean again after watching this?

[@fernandoguillenperez7686]

Embrace your dirtness and the pain goes away

[@CrimsonNick171]

I don't think Homer understood what Marge meant.

[@saturnfrogurt]

Why does Lisa keep a butcher knife in her drawer?

[@timkozdra5647]

Probably to shank Bart in case he invades her room again.

[@zltoonslc2000rj]

I feel so sorry for you for making this video 😂

[@SomeUnnoticedAnimatorAndEditor]

0:48 WTF 😭😭😭

[@Cheeseandwhiskers]

B2: Making Dough is Messy Work B1 B1: Oh Uh Fun But Very Very Messy B2

[@Hulk2k6]

B2: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', B1? B1: I am, B2. Both: Therapy!

[@ditavoncheese1680]

Yeah this was the #1 darkest episode.

[@MrDrawingboard1]

This gets my vote for the most messed up Dark Simpsons episode! Good Lord!

[@PoorDog69]

0:43 Incest Content O_O

[@greeneye2037]

That's what we came for.

[@aliceakosota797]

@@greeneye2037 that's what I came for

[@matthewwelch4305]

@@aliceakosota797 Hey, I've only been here a few minutes, what's going on??!

[@lukebickner6013]

Are you crazy?

[@alistorblueandangelgreendu2316]

Ok that was funny but just really sick it. His daughter

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

Bart I’m piss

[@georgesretrochannel508]

I Didn't Know Homer has a date with her daughter and treating her like a princess Aw that's nice until the sex bit which is normally yucky for some people! And also the Baboon bit is funny too you know? Baboon Baboon!

[@konigeurichderwestgoten4460]

Alright. How many of you have actually been to Alabama?

[@MercurialIris]

Nobody making that same tired ass joke have ever left their basements.

[@19torento]

Oh... O.K.

[@frankmann1060]

You're doing God's work, son!

[@supernovagirl5741]

So basically the plot of Precious 😂😂

[@PrincessofPower84]

😱

[@matthewmcbride778]

What is the plot of it ?

[@nickmoser7785]

Jesus I just read the summary. It reminded me of just Melvin just evil. I think the only thing darker would be a Serbian film

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

Goddamn this one took a really dark turn. Not even at the end just halfway through after the dinner. Sheesh that's alot.

[@pktrainerpk5supersus459]

42 seconds in AND FBI CIA NSA OPEN UP WE HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS FOR A HOMER J SIMPSON!

[@1x4]

Giddyup dad!

[@Heytheredelisandwich]

Um... what... is this...? Oh my... lord

[@thefreelancer7057]

0:48 Huh.

[@Bluntbunne]

WTf

[@thefreelancer7057]

i know, right?

[@Eden_9913]

Ya Want The Hae

[@ChaniBethyPooPoo]

I've watched enough of these to have an idea of where this was going, but I was still shocked! XD

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

Well, at least he had her consent....... BUT STILL, THIS IS ILLEGAL

[@atfyoutubedivision955]

Glad to see Principal Skinner doesn't like statutory rape.

[@herpderpy9445]

WTF? Children can’t consent.

[@kunsmaster]

Funny because they actually Cant

[@samjohn7501]

I knew this would be fucked up just by looking at thumbnail

[@invisibleink2644]

A misuse of intellectual property.

[@blameitoncapitalism]

I love how he shows her the video of no keys attacking people and then she calls him a baboon no I mean I hate that _iiit_ happened but the connection 👌

[@briangriffinfamilyguyfan81]

0:50 Lisa: giddy up dad! Me:😂😳

[@MJEFFYSHOWYT5520]

😳😳😳😳ik

[@user-eg7dp1sp8g]

No matter how hard i was searching, i couldn't find the source of this exact quote... Can anyone help?

[@user-eg7dp1sp8g]

@Reagan James dinner dates)

[@Maxikang44]

Wtf are those edits that you're posting lmaooooo.

[@Elramso]

i saw that episode they didnt do that they only ate food they didnt hold hands they only ate and talk then marge came and said hi to homer

[@Elramso]

Dogplanet Studios how aboutyou shush you're ass stfu you bastard you get im just saying

[@dr.diamond9868]

Giddy up dad!!!😂😂😂

[@maxxandfriends6226]

Having fun on father daughter date 10 mins later “ Giddy up dad! Man never let Homer get drunk with lisa

[@deleteduser666]

How many lives will dissatisfied housewife magazine ruin

[@ClintonGalton]

Oh my God i'm traumatized but good drama... Dude, i wonder if the world would accept this? Bc its a great and nicely done... I wonder if this is what the simpsons were trying to tell us to do with episodes like the mcbane movies?

[@guitar_jero]

GiDdY uP dAd

[@The-Annoying-Brawler]

The power of Christ compels this video

[@samjohn7501]

Even the devil wants no part in this 😂

[@mintmag8748]

How has this not been removed? Just surprised is all.

[@thieviuspopstar1077]

You had to put that only con from my favorite episode from Season 2.

[@Toraryuko]

So she killed her only father and a breadwinner. Not smart, Lisa.

[@gillianday4804]

homer banged Lisa?! oh my god!

[@YowLife]

You misspelled "Eicherumba! "

[@lakersandi]

It sort of reminds you of Josef Fritzl.

[@gillianday4804]

@@lakersandi oooh

[@SL2797]

@@YowLife Ay caramba!

[@joshnewman3152]

Oh my god.

[@mikefitzgerald18]

Homer must took parenting advice from Melvin Just

[@thunderbolt8541]

Guys I'm going to say this "Sweet Home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet Home Alabama Lord, I'm coming home to you"

[@vincethebanana]

The person who made this.. I wonder what goes through their mind.

[@godsmacked1000]

Oh my gosh!!!😮😮😮