LISA: The Hopeful OST · Chris Columbo (The Lovelies Version)

Music by Widdly 2 Diddly.
Game by Taco Salad.
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[@smugglefish8171]

Hart is one of the most intimidating villains I've seen. The way he talks so calmly and makes his actions sound loving and polite, mixed with his mood swings and clear sociopathic nature makes a truly intimidating villain. And that's just his personality.

[@futanarilordkudo1879]

He's also built like a Fist of the Northstar character

[@rigobertocriticas4205]

There's a theory that says Hart takes that much joy so he speak so calmly and can have rage attacks randmly

[@punkinguy8650]

kind of similar to anton chigurh's extremely calm manner in his movie despite his actions

[@doopmachine]

The Hopeful is so good. There was a kind of tension and genuine hatred I had for the Lovelies that I never had for the enemies of either Painful or Joyful. Even Buzzo I knew to have some backstory with Brad that at least explained his fuckedupedness if not justify it. But Hart...he just embodies every shitty quality of every bully and jock and 'alpha' you've ever met.

[@AstorEzequiel]

@SuckaFish That or completely alone...

[@pimiento3428]

feels like a self-centered kid who was left to his own devices that got him obsessed with attention

[@SaltyandSour]

Yep.

[@ReaverTheSurvivalist]

@@pimiento3428 “Somebody, anybody... Loooove meeeeee...”

[@ianperiquet5141]

I never thought Chris Columbo would sound so good slowed down

[@melon4735]

Hart is so many steps ahead of you, the Universe can't keep up, that's why he talks so slowly.

[@antro_phagus]

I really like this track; it evokes me with... irony. Like Hart is disturbingly polite and softspoken, so contrasting with his deeply unsettling presence. I really, really like Hart as a character because of the absolute raw power he strikes me with. Not just physical, but a complete and utter lack of any fear, any simpathy. Only dominance, power, strenght. Inside his head, there is no possible universe where he does not obtain what he desires, the only one who could ever be at the top is himself. I love that. And I know he does too. Why, isn't it just lovely?

[@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny]

Good One Also, Eres tu Devuelta hola :3

[@antro_phagus]

@@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny HOLAA cómo nos seguimos encontrando jskajsjds

[@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny]

@@antro_phagus Creo que solo somos fans de las mismas cosas :3 :3 :3

[@Pudding404]

"It's the things we love most that destroy us." I can say for a fact that the lovelies are the best and my favorite somewhat organized gang in gaming, period. Once you come to the conclusion that many of the members were forced to join, it speaks so much about Hart. Their goal is so simple and straight-cut, doesn't stop it from being any less horrifying what they're willing to do for a single girl. Signed with love, Hart

[@chancesassy7963]

God, this version actually sends IRL chills down my spine. Full volume and earphones for best effect. It really captures the absolute horror and rage you feel at this moment. Spectacular.

[@salvationgreen-joy]

I really like Hart, he seems like a good friend.

[@VarthRock]

RIP Rodriguez.

[@gestalt147]

rip mccree

[@corazonvibrante]

Not anymore >:D

[@tigerman7527]

Rip Mcree, he died while IT'S HIGH NOON

[@paul_particularlyunhappynut]

and in hopeless beltboy route is canon so truly rip

[@joenutz3872]

and I thought all my guys had plot armor. Hart gave me the reality check I needed

[@ultimateinternetman4335]

i always love it when games have villains that you and your crew are utterly powerless against, at least until the end of the game

[@gamesandplayallnightandday8724]

Great villain! I kinda wish Hart's mask design was a full heart and then during your final fight you crack it- and THEN he RUINS your LIFE!

[@darylhearth14]

Damn, a year later, and I come back to read this. What a wonderful concept! It would be like Beltboy sees that display as inner turmoil. So he takes it all in and just wants to fuck Hart up completely. I honestly think that it would give the "I need a friend" line much more sadness.

[@garrettoliva5154]

Running from Karate men will have them drop their sack so you can save a cowboy. This a lesson we can all learn from.

[@mistermanners6661]

Just dropped by to give a HOW. DEE. DOO. DEE

[@headofsecurity1478]

Pre-Yado-Crash lovelies were some of the most intimating jobbers I've seen yet, aside from the Rod Route all the gangs around including your own could only run and hope to not get chased by them again Heck... Nobody wants to fuck with Hart, not even his own men. Guy is actually somehow more brutal and fucked up than Buzzo Himself if every villain in the series is a mirror to the Apocalypse around them. Then without a doubt Hart represents the Sheer anarchy and return to Primal instinct that it brings along. Although different from the franchise due to the fact that it's not a free-for-all. It's an actual organized gang

[@moogobIin]

without law, there will be winners, and there will be losers. the franchise only cares about blood in this aspect

[@Shutthedarnup]

Are you just gonna scroll past without saying how dee doo dee?

[@heymay724]

how dee doo dee

[@spidericktehdarkandstuff7417]

How dee doo dee

[@Ivanmolari]

Ao di du di

[@billypen6680]

How dee doo dee

[@drizzziit1]

You think i'm just going to lie down like a dog and die?

[@massalzheimers4021]

I love hating this antagonist. He screws you over so much and where it hurts the most. First he kills your boss, then has your friends raped, then he kidnaps and kills one of your friends and then killing the other. Even though he has his reasoning for his crusade(lack of being loved) I hate him and like his character. Glad he is finished off.

[@erasmus181]

He could've make an empire with all men he had before the convoy crash.

[@bunkerdown8494]

He probably did have territory, they were coming in from a place far away and into Olathe on a convoy trying to find the girl

[@kever905]

Heart RUINS YOUR LIFE!

[@luccaf2834]

This is one of the most intimidating soundtrack i ever hear

[@darylhearth14]

1.25 speed is just... **Chef's Kiss**

[@yoshithepyrosaur9690]

If these guys tried this shit pre-Flash, they'd be cardiac arrested.

[@heavygunner4039]

"And welcome to the party, bo-" *"FBI, OPEN UP!"* _gunshot noises_

[@realWTango]

howdy doo dee and welcome to the party

[@luisfer3602]

howdy-dody

[@jazzierdude9654]

"This your bossman?"

[@atarashi1624]

never touch evel knievel's bike worst mistake of my life

[@scoutsn977]

This song... yes

[@sparrowhickberry3259]

Sounds really dangerous

[@yoyhue1678]

My GOD this game was unforgiving. Are there any guides on how to find all the secrets and what items to keep? I missed alot of shit and it made the game hell

[@bread8036]

You could always check a let's play of it.

[@COCONUTSCC]

keep the bottles its great for soup, firebombs, and mags

[@theequalizer694]

"Fuck This"

[@lightfractals]

несите чаю я кончаю

[@garrettoliva5154]

Yeah.

[@painzilla7573]

*Take glasses*

[@Ona-H0L3]

2x speed boi

[@moogobIin]

I must be responsible for like sixty views on this

[@QuintetMagician]

i am in love with Hart. please send help.

[@Redman493]

you should upload kegger krew boss theme

[@ouroboros5271]

Emp Virtue its called hernandez brawl.

[@stewartsaurus5796]

angry

[@alangamer4692]

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[@garrettoliva5154]

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[@chancesassy7963]

what a beautiful conversation

[@lukasmeme9413]

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[@lolrus5555]

... Big. _Fucking._ *_Mistake._*