LISA: The Pointless - LISA ReImagined: War Season (Ross Hillock Version)

Music by Taitoki: / taitoki
Link to game: gamejolt.com/games/lisa-the-po...

[@se.224]

>comes in >throws a fucking tv at someone >HERE COMES THE MEAT TRAIN >CANT BREAK MY STREAK >dies

[@gamerthatuhh]

U forgot >Flex

[@TonyGaming1984]

The bees are angry and someone gave them drums.

[@boomkittyFX]

you will get the sting!

[@lostandhopeless8312]

You will learn to like Jazz

[@Echo-gb2vx]

That’s what you get for bugging them!

[@jazzierdude9654]

Ya like jazz?

[@timothertimother4914]

Then they went aboard the meat train

[@TrillionCakes]

If a burglar ever breaks into my house, I will adorn myself in a football helmet and basketball jersey and run at them all the while screaming "Here comes the meat train!" I can assure you they wouldn't be expecting it.

[@TrillionCakes]

I should also set up a speaker system and blast this music at maximum volume.

[@Redman493]

that will be really scary, but dont forget the tv

[@Lil.Grandpa]

Weak as shit. Take my advice and say "soup's on, baby," and its already over.

[@sheperdsfireworks]

The soup never dies.

[@helfire14]

Be sure to tell them how close you were to fifth fold before you die if they manage to kill you

[@gram5278]

i did the math on this one, the infinity franchise fold count formula is 8 kills times the number of the fold added on to the previous folds and ross is on the fifth fold, so by my calculations, 8 + 16 + 24 + 32 + 40 = 128 kills. but that’s not all! the infinity franchise requires all kills to be consecutive in order to count towards the fold. assuming each fight in pointless takes about 4 minutes to complete, ross hillock has been killing nonstop for 8 hours straight and he’s still strong enough to throw a 110-pound TV at lethal velocity. absolute legend.

[@switterbeet9580]

What a mad lad

[@slambler6702]

Well he was about to hit the fifth fold according to his death quote, so it might be a little less than 128. Still an impressive feat

[@maxwellbulatao4472]

Some require a much longer time. So about 4-13 minutes?

[@Tacityoshi1234]

It’s actually that the amount needed doubles every rank.

[@STaz2086]

Can we r/madlads this?

[@CheeseYourself]

"Here comes the meat train!" sounds so aggressively sexual

[@blaiseplayz6740]

it somehow does now that I think about it, huh.

[@jazzierdude9654]

Why.

[@blaiseplayz6740]

@@jazzierdude9654 I dunno, man, fandoms are weird.

[@weedbuckmcchum6465]

Someone told me it meant "penis" which makes sense but I always thought Ross was referring to his entire body when he said it

[@FinnmacD]

Only in the lisa games can you see a football player yeet a full-sized television at a Hitler look alike

[@gregg8985]

The TV scared the shit out of me

[@Lineder]

[[autistic screech]]

[@idiot638]

toasty toast Hearing his screech was the 2nd most ugliest thing i heard in my life so far

[@iLxdySanaz]

you are gay and nobody likes you

[@Lineder]

The 4 < / 3

[@iLxdySanaz]

roasted

[@LolaTheGardevoir]

Ross suddenly rushing into the battle was incredibly funny to me for some reason. I wish games did stuff like this more.

[@AverageEveFan]

Tv throw

[@jtlego1]

Its the TV toss+the non-sequitur that does it. Plus its a perfect encapsulation of the Infinity Franchise.

[@biker_buckets3629]

Ross is one of the few physical embodiments of stress I’ve seen

[@bucketts6148]

Hey its me on a bike

[@arandomtroll6752]

@@bucketts6148 holy shit it’s you on a bike

[@macrofurra]

@@arandomtroll6752 holy shit its him on a bike

[@ashtoncharles7035]

@@macrofurra No way is that him on a bike?!

[@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny]

​@@bucketts6148OH MY GOD ITS HIM ON A BIKE

[@idiot638]

"It is said from meat we come... ... through the franchise infinite we- *gets TV thrown at him* "HERE COMES THE MEAT TRAIN! *Ross Hillocks is going crazy!*"

[@Redman493]

poetic moment ruined by sportmaster

[@TheAfroMenace]

I'd say this sums up all of LISA.

[@rando5638]

sportmaster ruined by failed martial artist and champion bottle thrower

[@garrettoliva5154]

@@InternetDrone I'm 15 and that'd deeper.

[@UmbreonFlash]

@@garrettoliva5154 That's what she said.

[@scrappi2926]

He'll never reach 5th fold now

[@Welcometotheslam5424]

This sounds like the world's most violent game of football

[@newersoup5202]

thus, arrives the beef convoy

[@cogwithnoambition2990]

Now approaching, the flesh locomotive

[@da_purple_lizard]

The muscular tissue rail vehicle is rapidly closing distance.

[@Komnen0s]

The percussion on this is crazy.

[@porksmork8354]

Hoping Ed and the team update the model of Ross in the MU. Slightly more detailed with a few blood splattered on him to show that he really was on a killing spree for the Folds

[@biker_buckets3629]

And also make his helmet not look like something from a collectors edition of a game

[@numnaut1314]

They did.

[@biker_buckets3629]

@@numnaut1314 aw sweet

[@porksmork8354]

Cool to hear!

[@arnoldshpitz1030]

You know, come to think of it. His constant Adrenaline can stop the hunger when he starts killing, but it only lasts for so long.

[@alexis_electronic]

think about the amount of jerky consumed in lisa

[@arnoldshpitz1030]

@@alexis_electronic about enough to fill up a slaughterhouse full of cows, honestly

[@burneraccount8416]

@@arnoldshpitz1030 "Cows"

[@arnoldshpitz1030]

@@burneraccount8416 the best kind yes

[@Zuuh-su7oy]

Ross dies with the words "fifth fold... so close!!!". the first fold is 8, the second is 16, etc, he's killed more than 32 people, and almost killed 40.

[@Redman493]

and that's why he is called meat train xD

[@bobbypooshka370]

The franchise guy said 16 MORE past 8 for fold 2. Ross has made his meat train out of over 100 people. Why is he not on the wanted posters

[@auroragamer1]

makes you wonder how many people anaconda, stefan and jessie have already killed...

[@glass9085]

Aurora Gamer Anaconda did mention before his third phase "At this rate, I'll outdo Arnold himself." Along with the corpses in Cherry villa nearby Jessie, i'd say their fold count is quite high. I don't know about Stefan since the blood might be from his meat hose, but they're are lumps of flesh so I might be wrong

[@glass9085]

HearingHalo1228 oh shoot, i don't know why that never crossed my mind, good idea! I thought he got all his meat from Lester as he was an alleged "mooch."

[@crunchytoast4993]

NO JERSEY NO MERCY

[@yoloman8534]

A JERSEY MAYBE MERCY

[@arrowtongue]

HERE COMES THE MEME TRAIN

[@averyfunigamer3758]

ya know I never noticed that this man is pink

[@bunkerdown8494]

I now imagine him with a heavy cornish accent

[@lmn_godie2598]

he kicked my ass

[@michealwaters7282]

BREAKING NEWS:local guy with a weapon dies to a TV thrown by a crazy football person, only to die to a guy with a gun and a hat and an old man who knows Kung fu

[@kickbutt-julez]

probably my favorite pointless song. really emphasizes the stress of the fight

[@mr.monotone1908]

CANT BREAK MY STREAK

[@shrubman3422]

Someone should play this during a football game. Watch the color run from the other teams faces.

[@sashabs9529]

the guy never delivered i will never forget that the pointless was never finished

[@Beltboy]

it's literally still in development though

[@yoshithepyrosaur9690]

My playthrough of Pointless, I killed that first guy fair and square and Ross STILL SHOWED UP.

[@quirkysys2329]

You can't escape once you're on the tracks jackson :]

[@yoshithepyrosaur9690]

@@quirkysys2329 SHIT HOW'D YOU FIND ME

[@Warsmith_The]

This was the hypest shit

[@tarachnavore1671]

if you hadn't killed him, do you think Ross would have outdone Arnold, since increasing you fold results in lower defense, Arnold was able to keep up with his boxing stance, but Ross has a helmet, so...

[@boneking591]

Arnold was probably on like, his 8th fold so...

[@user-ni2ze5gk3r]

Yes. That is true. But despite being so deep in the fold it is seen that Arnold is still extremely endurant. He is admired for his power. Ross will probably end up like the other's, head detonated.

[@cernunnos8917]

The thing with Ross is, he's too headstrong and impulsive. He completely lacks discipline, nor does he have training in anything other than, presumably, football. Arnold has a well-practiced and incredibly powerful boxing style, in comparison. (also i dont remember it saying anywhere that you lose defense as you go up in folds tbh)

[@hml2833]

when you get your fold during the event, you get +2 attack and -1 defense.

[@masterzeta7234]

​@@hml2833 if you refuse i think you get +1 defense +1 attack instead of -1 defense +2 attack

[@crazako]

This fight was hard as hell for me, and when I died, i spent most of my time doing Receding Stance and Load It Up before i had to fight this chad.

[@bananafone1414]

I just kept spamming the combo was

[@crazako]

@@bananafone1414 well you can only really use Minor Iris once every MP regen

[@bananafone1414]

@@crazako I would always make the first dude scared that way Joel and Alex could recover sp while he doesn't attack

[@Terlinilia]

Normal War Season sounds like your squad is charging into battle against another squad and clashing This sounds like you're a World War I soldier caught up in an artillery barrage with no hope of survival.

[@gabrielverati8416]

HERE I COME I AM ROSS HILLOCK

[@gabrielverati8416]

*Throw a TV on his brother

[@Redman493]

now im hitting myself hard enough to have rage

[@durtypan]

sounds like a gritty unfair arena battle in a post apocalypses society movie

[@majoravideos4393]

the meat train cometh

[@garrettoliva5154]

Haha this fight is gonna be easy, this guy sucks- What where did that TV com from? *o h n o*

[@DoodleWill]

*_I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!_*

[@roge1288]

oh

[@gayassfurry]

can’t break my streak! +ironbody

[@virgile1321]

Big Chad moment.

[@killertrip10]

aww hell yeah ty for uploading this.

[@Lineder]

ur welc

[@Pinyaps]

best

[@numnaut1314]

For the longest of times I've thought his name was Moss Hillrock.

[@bloodyidit4506]

This fight was actually pretty hard, one of the worst outside of the fucking clown car.

[@Zabloing]

here comes the- HERE COMES THE MEAT TRAIN

[@OlathianDrunkard]

I need to get a clip of you screaming this line from the stream.

[@mike309game]

HERE COMES THE MEAT TRAIN

[@herecomesthemeattrain516]

Here comes the meat train!

[@nathanielhanlon1083]

( S L A M ) H E R E C O M E S T H E MMM EEE AAA TT- (gets hit by tv) M E A T T V T R A I N

[@BiggestCheeser]

TohTohTohTohTohToh

[@kiesarisunny13]

"Here comes the meat train!"

[@drpringles5775]

yes

[@mr.memesanddreams5870]

Goddamnit Ross.

[@tohg7.859]

1.25x speed = Jeremy Denkins phase 2 theme

[@phyrexiasfinest473]

WOOT WOO

[@DrBachur]

Meat is the first fold of infinity.

[@jonhy8351]

HERE COMES *MY* MEAT TRAIN!

[@fdafafaaff4341]

please get cancer

[@buckets683]

I agree with Mike >->

[@comacharger6103]

AM I STILL EXIST!!!???!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@burgerman72.]

why is ross hillock pink

[@foiledagain1914]

Sunburn, most likely before he put that helmet on. Maybe from the desert?

[@thetarr2]

I always assumed he was a Creep that was still somewhat human

[@reallyspicymeatball2826]

if you put it on 144p it sounds *good*

[@asserter69420]

This kills the listener

[@hyperinvox9129]

IM A HUMAN this kills the meat train

[@mothfang2087]

god dammit ross

[@dubrbnos]

I was happy the fight was over until this dude throws a fuckin tv at the guy

[@chasewhite9059]

0.5 Speed: Dunno 0.75 Speed: Joy mutant version Normal Speed: Normal 1.25 Speed: My jam 1.5 Speed: Speedrunning intensifies! 2 Speed: Jesus fuck what is this

[@bencilsharpeniro8979]

meat train