list of lestat's crimes

[@silvercloudedskies]

unfortunately this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[@lilithali8582]

And somehow he's NOT the one on trial tomorrow

[@nocontextlestat]

math is not mathing

[@Zuvuyapoet]

…. being tried by other criminals…

[@girlboss_Gary]

You forgot to add being French to the list

[@girlboss_Gary]

Shoplifting is where I draw the line

[@bridgetbinion8494]

Nah, for me it's breach of the peace.

[@Neithie]

You know poor lestat is going to be the victim in the trial. Poor poor victim. Never did anything wrong ever to his spawn, oh no, he's just a pure innocent caring sire.

[@ananousous]

*Seduction*

[@nocontextlestat]

he should be held accountable for seducing me /j

[@dianad4609]

And still we love him! 😍

[@smokyeyes2609]

HELP i watched this without muic first and was grinning, then i turned my volume up and replayed it and burst out laughing 😭

[@bellatrixareforkids7406]

My client is innocent until proven guilty!

[@penguinloki1380]

Objection, your honor. "Withholding information" isn't a crime, and my client only did so for the drama.

[@amphetamineterror7]

this is so good

[@skadoosh3685]

Awww my innocent sexy pookie ❤️

[@missbritt288]

Noooooo lmao , Yass I’m a Lestat apologist as well tho

[@ConradTwigs]

Needed this as this trial is going to break me. I already know what's going to happen and yet.. 😭😭😭

[@Aleakwe]

😆 it’s the I HAVE NO FCKS TO GIVE MON CHERE thumbnail you chose

[@focusonu9668]

Welp, we all have flaws 😍

[@cindytargaryen]

Yes...and?

[@meanieeheart4236]

okay i need some context😭, i haven't read the books yet but i have watched the series, when was he racist and when did he commit r@pe and inc3st?😦, i definitely see how he's dismissive of louis's racial struggles tho

[@maringardner5119]

Incest I think is about Lestat turning his mother Gabrielle into a vampire and there were some semi weird lines and things about that

[@churchofthegreatpumpkin]

he unfortunately commits r@pe in my least favorite book so far, tale of the body theif while his spirit is trapped in a mortal body. i love anne rice but i don’t think that was a necessary part of plot at all and the book would have been better off without it.

[@ABC-sz7rd]

@@churchofthegreatpumpkinokay yeah. ima just ignore that. 😭😭

[@bridgetbinion8494]

Breach of the peace is just unacceptable behavior. 😂

[@blackcoco4794]

Honestly thought it be longer

[@MWolfling]

he's innocent, all of that was an accident

[@oliveraoliveraaa2113]

INCSST?!? WHAT? Pls someone explain

[@nocontextlestat]

with his mother

[@ocky88]

Incest?! When was that ever alleged?

[@nocontextlestat]

it’s canon. book 2.

[@Polisciandfries]

Genocide? 😭

[@aartemiswhite]

I can fix him 🥰

[@Mprofundo]

But so…good in all of these.

[@ConradTwigs]

This is too funny 🤣

[@Alucardsspouse]

When did he commit genocide tho😭

[@Alucardsspouse]

Also how is gambling a crime 🩷

[@Marcquito]

@@Alucardsspousein many states, gambling/betting is a crime

[@nocontextlestat]

book 3

[@Alucardsspouse]

@@Marcquito well I’ll be dammed…

[@Alucardsspouse]

@@nocontextlestat that counts as genocide? 😭

[@zariamiddleton5468]

wait incest? ive only read book 1 so far..

[@PrithaGhosh222]

Rape? Who?

[@nocontextlestat]

a waitress in book 4

[@mrlagoonslawyer]

​@nocontextlestat why god why did anne rice write that scene tbt is genuinely insane

[@Zuvuyapoet]

You’ve got it.

[@matchbox64]

A waitress in book 4. He had been returned to his mortal form and went insane with lust basically. Still can’t believe AC wrote that moment

[@IndieRockerHippy]

​@RowensARTstudio I haven't read Prince Lestat yet but seen as Anne's vampires don't actually have sex, how could rape him? Unless that changes in later books

[@melisaprietoaboitiz7184]

Incest???

[@nocontextlestat]

book 2

[@IndieRockerHippy]

You mean Gabrielle? I don't think we can say incest and rape seen as the vampires don't have sex at all in Anne's books. Unless that changes in later books I haven't read yet?

[@ABC-sz7rd]

@@IndieRockerHippyno.. it’s definitely SOMETHINGG. 😬