Listen To Charlie Talk While You Procrastinate | MoistCr1tikal

[@user-cs2mx4lt3q]

the first story was wild 💀

[@nosessniff]

That's enough internet for today 😂

[@z3v..]

based*

[@woolsockse.c5357]

Inspiring*

[@chimppower2748]

The fact he casually told his parents why is killing me

[@dmcyhmw]

ALL of them were wild 😭🙏

[@zeinzz1906]

I feel like this is the Charlie era, full on lore, story, character development, and hair development. Now we got his post credit scene, reviewing food, fighting some fake alpha males, and having fun with his friend. Truly a 100% on the MoistMeter.

[@StompingLeaf]

Not even ten minutes in and wow this is unhinged

[@StompingLeaf]

Pray for me

[@DogDays-Adventure]

@@StompingLeafLord o nelly on a pop sick all stick I came

[@nickname9866]

lol not even 1 minute, let alone 10

[@MommyAsmrEnjoyer]

welcome to old Moist lol

[@kay9271]

We’re gonna need the “Charlie Speedruns games while you eat lunch” compilation next

[@professional_messup]

Ayo lmao the gods have answered

[@kay9271]

@@professional_messup Sometimes I have good ideas

[@professional_messup]

keep the ideas coming my guy

[@AdrianaOfUndecided]

I'm late to the party but yes

[@ENOGMA]

Now need one of "Charlie talks about dying children while you bust a nut"

[@StrattonSmith]

2:15 imagine being THIS honest with your parents at that age xD holy fucking shit

[@Megasuperq]

ah yes keep talking im almost there

[@TigranTumoian]

💀

[@firechillbro720]

Broooo 😭

[@guy_1698]

So true so true

[@keygelleop3072]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Misericorde451]

Goon Squad™

[@TheOtherCaleb]

My goodness he talked about porn a LOT back in the day. 💀

[@zaydeshaddox7015]

Charlie needs to read Fifty Shades of Grey as an audible book.

[@jessicawillis4689]

Learning Charlie was a quickshot gooner was not on the bingo card today

[@user-cs2mx4lt3q]

1:46 "p diddy" what?! 💀

[@ilovedurians02]

lmaoo

[@firechillbro720]

The diddler 💀

[@z3v..]

1:53 *

[@ThatGeekBoi]

This is absurd i feel like p diddy with fur!

[@kabeeeeeee]

p diddler fiddler

[@user-ju8pr7fy3m]

i was falling asleep until i heard “harley quinn fart porn” i bursted out laughing

[@harshkaushik2161]

i am loving these story compilations

[@wowdude5056]

you need to do another one of these but instead its a story from different years so we progressively see his hair and mustache change over time

[@Balts11420]

19:19 never tuned in so quickly 😂

[@walkemdowntothedevilmar]

😭

[@AdrianaOfUndecided]

You should add a clip of charlie saying "Anyway" between all the vids and then the iconic "Cya" is at the very end

[@joesmo3722]

Loving these new story compilations from the official channel

[@PineapplePizzaBiS]

The Deep really branching out

[@TuffestChair]

This is so unhinged to listen to while doing aquarium maintenance.

[@lillntrovert965]

Can we get a video of “Charlie tells you school stories while you study”

[@vollp]

there's already SO many of those, just search "penguinz0 embarrassing story compilation" etc

[@martimbrites68]

43:38 well this aged well

[@VulgarInitials]

We need a 'Charlie tells embarrassing stories while your parents are going through a divorce' on this app

[@ulfhedinn79]

4:06 "I chose a half measure, when I should have went all the way. I'll never make that mistake again... No more half measures Charlie"

[@jonahmyatt1580]

Gonna need more of these, got more sleep to do

[@Ethanol-g6k]

listen to charlie talk to escape your horrific thoughts

[@SkateBake4Life]

These are genuinely the best thing for sleeping. Keep it up y’all

[@Melon_Soda5]

13:20 Just for this segment, Charlie is such a good dude. It's insane to me seeing people just blatantly make fun of kids. It's nice to see someone address it for once.

[@elementsounds7027]

This is way better than his newer content. Like the amount he tells about himself to people he doesnt even know

[@yamradnong]

Thanks for the lessons, btw that Harley Quinn skit literally blow my mind

[@EtonDG]

Why is it that the sound of Charlie’s voice is so calming?!?

[@Dante...]

I just so happen to be in the mood for a bit of procrastination right now.

[@xcaedes]

Tbh, this is the kind of video I would use for productivity.

[@TheInternetWanderer-d2j]

I love these stories

[@Desyntex]

after the first two stories, charlie opening up the third story with "shitting on children" made me almost choke to death

[@lonelsa]

what a magnificent Charlie playlist,you really merged together some of the best moist moments

[@КГБКолДжорджКостанца]

Finally something I can fall asleep too instead of -women whispering- box fan ASMR

[@z3v..]

29:23 ah yes, the video i first found charlie from all those years ago

[@darpanparkar4334]

The timing for this one is impeccable

[@Terry-qy3dq]

This guy is hilarious 😂

[@z3v..]

4:22 bro predicted edging

[@walkemdowntothedevilmar]

I peeped that

[@garbadiel]

I'm a big fan of these videos big thankies The Moist Guy

[@useless7167]

Listening to these videos helps me focus ngl

[@butterflyeffect6065]

Doing gods work with these videos

[@Comicbroe405]

I'm hooked right from the first story cuz damn that's crazy

[@angeldrl]

THE FUCKS GOING ON WITH THE FIFTH STORY

[@Kingmonkey836]

Goodnight guys hope you sleep well

[@Kingmonkey836]

I’m not sleeping what the fuck is this story

[@mikec5400]

ill never be able to wrap my head around how people can believe the earth is flat

[@someonefxy]

The title is so real lol

[@mao7]

I predict by next month these titles are gonna be as long as isekai animes

[@butterflyeffect6065]

P. Diddy catching strays since forever 💀

[@afourteenn]

oh good we can finally go to sleep

[@computerblue1271]

These are all my favorite versions of Charlie.

[@Stones420McGee]

Keep doing these please 🙏

[@dallasg3464]

I listened to this whole thing while being productive.

[@barny541]

You made me miss old charlie :(

[@RockieRoad_RBLX]

whys it all gooner related?

[@Darkyy20]

The first story is to real

[@blquasar]

The last story title sounds like a chubby emu vid lmfao

[@ProfessionalJerry]

Just in time to sleep

[@alatsus]

keeps the paranoid delusions at bay thank you charles white

[@IchIchiNaru]

I’m loving this

[@zechariahzen.6364]

What a devilish video to make 😂😂

[@z3v..]

1:53 aged badly

[@ddddddddddddddddddd]

never knew about the ocd stuff

[@johnfelix6903]

Piss stained background charlies was different 😂

[@CynIsMyWaifu]

This is such a sigma wolf alpha male moment. I have never seen a better gigachad moment. I returned from Skibidi land and I sang: "Skibidi dop dop yes yes" for hours and hours, it was for sure fire, but now, when I saw this video, I sticked out my gyat for the rizzler and I said: "SHEESH", but today, my dad owns Roblox. 1 day later after this happening, I finally got the Grimace Shake, they all say to not drink it but I did, I became such a rizzler and got all the girls with my sigma wolf alpha male rizz. This day was so Banban moment in Ohio, I couldn't resist to play Minecraft and I ate pizza from Oklahoma with Nathanel B. I griddied so hard while it that the among us imposter started flexing his 1 2 buckle my shoe, 3 4 buckle some more, 5 6 nike kicks! This day was so sigma that Speed Mcqueen walked in and started doing the griddy with me, he started singing: "Swag in Ohio, down in Ohio" for hours until the skibidi toilet haunted us, but then Flamingo playing Roblox has saved us, the giant cameraman started gridding and we won, Flamingo is so sigma wolf alpha male. He will do everything to punch a girl to be sigma, Lankybox is so sigma too, they love Skibdi Toilet and Grimace Shake, that they drink every day. This day was so Fanum Tax that I died while screaming: "GYATT!". Now, I'm in Heaven and I'm singing so hard: "Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet" that God said: "No way, fatherless." and he sent me to Hell, where the Devil was gridding so hard with Flamingo playing Roblox, but then, a sigma wolf alpha male entered in Hell just like a Giga sigma Chad. We all bowed to him and then the sigma wolf alpha male started talking: "This was for sure a sigma Giga wolf alpha Chad male ban ban day.", but then, someone entered in and said: "Uhmm, actually, it's a sigma wolf alpha male Gigachad skibidi ban ban from Ohio day.", but then, the Devil tortured the nerd so hard that he gone to the sigma L+Ratio Oklahoma moment. After some days, the Devil sent me back to Earth. I was so sad and I wanted to kill the Devil so I got into a mission to kill him. I have travelled to the Oklahoma's sigma Pizza Tower, I defeated all the sigma Gigachads, it was for sure hard, but I didn't give up. After a day, I have finally come to Ohio.Then someone walked in with a sigma smile and said: "Swag in Ohio, Down in Ohio, oh wait, I'm not a dumb, I'm a sigma." and then I said: "No, I'm a sigma." then he said: "Fight me kid." and then I said: "Bet" then he whispered to himself: "He didn't put a dot at the end of "Bet(.)"! I should... No... I must correct him before he does!" then he says: "Bet.*" then I said: "" then he got defeated and he exploded with a: "Pop!". After a while, I've saw something. It's Patrick Bateman! The most sigma wolf alpha Giga male Chad from Ohio, he is drinking Grimace Shake and coming to me while gridding and singing: "Blue coems, white coems, original coems! If your girl is angry, she wants your black pencil! If your boy is angry, he wants your black pencil!". It is too much sigma skibidi Ban Ban from Ohio that I can't resist. I have to defeat him, but I couldn't, so he killed me and now I'm in Hell again and I got my revenge on the Devil. I'm currently crying so hard right now, I will live for eternity with the sigma Flamingo playing Roblox. Thank you, young man!

[@divin3mind]

most accurate title

[@tgdelulu]

i cleaned a large part of my room :)

[@flavinho-]

I can relate to all of these

[@DogDays-Adventure]

The first story reminds me of the time I gooned next to my mom and brother on the couch while watching halloween 2018 without them knowing ❤❤

[@schemesthefox1255]

Why is the algorithm stalking me.

[@NotUlara]

The first story is the same for me,back when I was in first grade

[@sickduck4470]

charlie ASMR

[@Thsh1jo]

the first one hahhahha😂😂

[@usuario15965]

1st story relatable

[@cemeterywe4ther]

saying 6.5 is sad makes me sad bro. just bc it doesn't look like a sledgehammer when ur not horny doesn't mean that it's a sad ice cream cone💀💀💀

[@cemeterywe4ther]

also the heroin chasing dragon video is from south park lol. it's a game that stan started playing between guitar hero bc he was having withdrawals 😭

[@InnocuousDuke]

Sadly I have already heard all these stories

[@justalake]

Hmm sleeping good tonight

[@lanamcdonnell2662]

you being 5'6 makes you so much more attractive i cant take it

[@SamWal]

5:03 where's the link?

[@ghrocker99661]

I don't think Charlie saying to that girl she was one of the prettiest girls he's ever seen was that creepy or weird at all. But him mentioning over and over again how weird it was in the following texts, that was goddamn awful

[@stonedwizard0420]

I've only ever successfully blown myself in dreams.

[@Karlenk0]

tf is bro yappin about

[@squeet0]

It's that time again 🗿

[@kibkirby]

Alright I feel exposed and called out with that title. How does he know?

[@Strawberry.bunnyz]

31:55 Did he get financial compensation?

[@princess6004]

His poor mother 😭

[@ilovedurians02]

amazing

[@SPARKLE101OSG]

CHARLIE! 🤣

[@Hooksh0t]

Hey Charlie, leave those kids alone.

[@z3v..]

invalid opinion

[@AStraya23]

Your hair man ,it's gone

[@jupiturn867]

Are you. Dumb?

[@z3v..]

47:17 what happened to his audio quality

[@memetard__1215]

The P diddy part didnt age well

[@Cloudz6446]

This is too personalized

[@VixDied]

Who is posting these at 4am 😂

[@ddsuperstar6854]

Old charlie was so much more profanity. Good old times.

[@Hunter_tha_gunna]

No I challenge sneako too a fight and he's hiding

[@Konungen]

what bro.

[@iceman4169]

Great 👍🏻 video nice 👍🏻 hype!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@uber-drippy]

Nice 🎉

[@outsideiskrrtinsideihurt699]

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