Everything Worth Watching in the 1993 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure OVA (Part 2)

[@mochibobochi]

why is Kakyoin shaped like a damn refrigerator

[@PetiteManlet]

Why is Kakyoin shaped like a damn donut

[@mochibobochi]

Branden Trott delet this

[@hisokacranel7268]

Branden Trott Oh shit that took me a minute you sneaky little fuck

[@sapphireshores8137]

Branden Trott *scream*

[@nostalgianetwork1225]

Qualityfant green

[@coleworld8265]

"An oil tanker for you" is an even more confusing line than just screaming "Road roller"

[@nostalgianetwork1225]

Look what I got!!!

[@keiko3520]

Cole World hey i have an oil tanker just for you Jotaro ^-^

[@elbinopaper4629]

Exept ROAD ROLLER DA is a good ear rape

[@olivia17722]

IDK I really like the idea of an ancient vampire yelling road roller

[@bolson42]

Road roller da basically means “A road roller!” Or “It’s a road roller!” Which nonetheless makes no sense but kinda shows dios insanity

[@koopasquirtle8343]

You: ROAD ROLLER DA Me, an intellectual: An oil tanker for you

[@megamanx1291]

Ahahaha

[@genericbrandjojofan9238]

You: MUDDA MUDDA MUDDA MUDDA MUDDA MUDD- me an intellectual: Crush to death

[@bipbilla7699]

**Says it in a autotune voice**

[@subhazia520]

4:10 *AN OIL TANKER FOR YOU*

[@gamingcaleb3188]

You: an oil tanker for you. Me, an intellectual: eat some of this truck

[@kinghoaxsun]

>joseph not swinging around the city like spiderman >joseph super-jumping like he had a humanoid stand

[@scottys.3958]

Sun Does Things >super-jumping like he was in Halo 2.

[@leon2550]

the best part is imagining professionals in a recording studio saying these lines exactly like this.

[@hectorzamboni6083]

*I SUCC DOG SHIT--*

[@Alstar.]

An oil tanker for you

[@gill4980]

3:45

[@Krauser975]

"Professionals."

[@bingobongo1615]

Early Animes didnt really have any professionalism in their english voice action.

[@Horsaz]

Like... sometimes I wonder if the OVAs are comedy genius in disguise. Especially Kakyoin, Polnareff and Dio.

[@Horsaz]

"An oil tanker for you," and "Crush to death," gets me every time. Just Dio overall is so funny.

[@seijin4426]

Of course they are, but those fru-fru ass 2015 JoJo fans don't understand that.

[@olivia17722]

I love Dio in the original

[@vc180191]

@ElJoJos Xdxdxd Actually he says something along the lines of "be crushed". The Muda is there for most of it, but in that scene he says "be crushed".

[@simeonwashington9995]

@@vc180191 buttsubureyooo, an emphatic for be crushed 😂

[@sapphireshores8137]

*[Jotaro is fucking Superman]* ITS KAKYOIN'S HEIROPHANT! DAMN, ITS KAKYOIN'S HEIROPHANT! CREATED BY THE HEIROPHANT! H E I R O P H A N T

[@newslenderarts]

High air vent

[@unusualfrog779]

4:45 what I see every time i close my eyes

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

"Cuckyowin... It's over..."

[@keiko3520]

Unusual Frog *KAKK*yoin

[@ChandlerMakesVidya]

I WAKE UP FEELING SO HOOOORNY

[@doublesystem9790]

This man predicted part 5's ending.

[@DecimusYna]

Part 5 ending confirmed.

[@happymelon8271]

3:43 when you fit into the right shoe

[@madlKmT]

LMAO "feels good"

[@luckydragon0538]

Oh God its true

[@parditathehusky1813]

" "

[@bonnieshenton9426]

@@parditathehusky1813 I had a storke?

[@SubjectZero05YT]

F E E L S G O O D

[@neptune9647]

4:10 AN OIL TANKER FOR YOU! *grunt* do di.

[@krasm2915]

C r u s h t o d e a t h

[@pugmommy9865]

Now it is proven that no one is greater in the world than I, Dio

[@nickolascrousillat4265]

RODA ROLLADA

[@chillby4198]

There's only one reason for your defeat, DIO. One simple thing and that's all, you really really pissed me off.

[@chocobomlover]

k a k y o i n it's over

[@mieramsteinner8742]

2:47 he is truly a dolphin

[@kennethsatria6607]

Oh damn its the Ocean Man

[@poopyeater6488]

Ocean man

[@MilanNikolic96]

2:16 Jotaro feeling suicidal

[@rxie6005]

Half of his friend died and his grandpa did too. I guess we can't blame him

[@bleachdrinker69]

Røxie *all of his friends except pol

[@TheDragonLindy]

Dio cut holes in 2 croissants and decided they'd make good shoes.

[@JotaroKujo_JJBA]

Yare yare daze

[@neptune9647]

3:58

[@paulandreotti1639]

3:42

[@conntoons_4848]

@@paulandreotti1639 Okay that got a good chuckle out of me

[@TheDragonLindy]

I AM EXPLODING! (explodes)

[@nostalgianetwork1225]

Idk why that part always gets me

[@Xenoire]

Jotaro Kujo // me

[@aarianna1504]

I just got to that part and please help me I can’t stop laughing

[@pumpkinton]

Banana Pudding same lmao

[@seijin4426]

That's bit overkill there Kenshiro.

[@napalmjack]

3:27 *_laughable maniacal laughing_* _"THE WORL"_

[@FirstNameLastName-qt4ly]

*Time freezes THE WORL-*

[@FirstNameLastName-qt4ly]

*DA WARLD*

[@CofyLovy]

*EL MUNDO*

[@bonnieshenton9426]

but.

[@hzoethetaco7492]

1:59 REFRIGERATOR KAKYOIN VS KILLAR QUALITY

[@naranara1690]

Why he so wiiiiiide

[@______xxfunky_space_panda4183]

X box Siris x kakyoin

[@becc8617]

high air o phant

[@IchCharacter]

Stand Name: High Air O Phant User: Cock Yarn

[@el_bandisel]

IchCharacter cack yo een

[@RadionWave]

You killed cack yo ween!

[@Synistar]

Cock join

[@QuoththeRavenRequiem]

"No, it goes Hi" "Hi" "Arrow" "Arrow" "Phant" "Phant" "Green" "Green" "Hierophant Green" "Tom Green" "Okay, now you're just messing with me!"

[@bossbabyfuyuhiko6657]

0:50(Is so calm he doesn't move his mouth) "you need to go faster" "YeyeyesAHh" *"Faster"*

[@FM-zh5hm]

He did move his mouth

[@bossbabyfuyuhiko6657]

@@FM-zh5hm But it's so slight I didn't notice it the first time.

[@FM-zh5hm]

Ok

[@McMudbun]

0:30 my mans made the old Minecraft hurt sound effect

[@chillby4198]

*ough*

[@jay-the-bat2984]

2:16 my whole damn academic career

[@madlKmT]

LMAO

[@natetaylor966]

LMAO

[@Deadlyaztec27]

LMAO

[@krasm2915]

LMAO

[@hunternichols9463]

LMFAO

[@kingcalamity4350]

we are so blessed to live in a time when the remakes are a thing

[@DarkOverlord96]

This is better, though.

[@FumeiComTV]

The voice of the senator in this dub is Charles Martinet. This is like the only thing he's done outside of video games.

[@wagdawgwag872]

Wasn't he in Skyrim?

[@FumeiComTV]

Wag Dawgwag I think so

[@naranara1690]

I think he directed an animated movie once.

[@jo-jowei6147]

It's a me! The senator!

[@thehumancondition.]

Itsa me Mario

[@Easmodx]

"I´m exploding!" - BOOM That caught me offguard. Neat editing there.

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

Thank you

[@koolaiddude7685894]

But not one comment about "I suck dog shit"

[@Kissamiess]

Almost spit my drink.

[@Cinnaschticks]

I GENUINELY BURST OUT LAUGHING, IT'S ONE IN THE MORNING, HE L P

[@ogrelord3481]

3:48 I suck dog shit! I am exploding!

[@shinygekkouga52]

(1:40) This scene of Naruto is brought to u by 7UP

[@chillby4198]

Lmao

[@dr.badtimes3660]

3:51 I am exploding! *_BOOM_*

[@mr.technicalisolate9188]

Lmao

[@TadpoleBoba]

Shit dude you certainly are

[@SaiKisaragi]

Cock yarn is Kakyoin's new name Iggy is now Biggie And DIO is deal

[@CosmicYan]

Cock Yarn and his stand, "Arafat"

[@23rdpresidentoftheunitedst64]

No, Dio is do

[@233j]

noria kikiki

[@bossbabyfuyuhiko6657]

2:09 crying tears the flying animation combined with the bgm. "There most be some important meaning to it"

[@keaganharris3068]

Jotaro asks why he's survived, and at the end he's tearing up in joy that it's over. Polnareff looks straight up stoned in his last scene. Jotaro's mom has the face of the demented. I wish that instead of remaking it, they would have just reanimated this with stardust crusaders art style.

[@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782]

YES THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN HOQT AF

[@SoupStores]

at 4:10 why does he sound like he's IN an oil tanker? am i just hearing things?

[@irisius7551]

Because that's the voice filter they use for stopped time in the OVA IDK why but they did

[@irisinthedarkworld]

He sounds like that during the time stop It sounds magical or something i don't know

[@chillby4198]

C r u s h t o d e a t h

[@CodeCaden]

Pixel Bro A N O I L T A N K E R F O R Y O U

[@chillby4198]

@@CodeCaden *grunt*

[@TheFuryHasCome]

OrIginally, I was going to say that this hilarious video series must be the work of an enemy stand, but from what I can tell, it's like a picnic.

[@mjangelvortex]

Chew.

[@duck3892]

What a beautiful *D U W A N G*

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

Just fyi, if you turn on automatic captions for 2:26, my favourite misheard translation for Kakyoin's name is shown

[@roopertrooperviolencejack6281]

Adhi Rifky Pratama stone frees new ability name

[@sapphireshores8137]

Literally Satan *[COCK YARN]* Im dying

[@esgrap7962]

try 1:51

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

Not one name in any of the misheard captions can live up to cock yarn. Except maybe boner cleft = Polnareff...

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

Still not as good as cock yarn ;)

[@branhan215124]

00:24 I don't think there's enough attention being given to the absolute demolition of this man's arm- the animation, the sound effects, oh my god

[@MilanNikolic96]

0:30 oof

[@RealVoxaire]

OMG THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT.

[@koichibrando7099]

my favourite jojo character is cock yarn with his stand, high Ararat green

[@olivia17722]

Jesus I love Dio in the ova so much also listen to this little gremlin laugh at 4:00

[@sjadfjakdopaposfijdshb4688]

1:42 is my favorite part, when Dio looked at the 7UP billboard, he looks like he’s thirsty for a drink, but instead of blood, he wanted to drink soda, beautiful scene with such choreography.

[@Neopolitan-tk8tu]

"Hey boss, we need to fit in this 7UP sponsorship. Where do we put it?" "Put it in the scene with Dio." "Are you sure sir?" "Trust me." *7UP sales subsequently go up 1000%*

[@lordsquid6652]

7up, coka cola, pepsi the holy trinity

[@beatlejuice1165]

Why does the Ova sound like a half-decent abridged series?

[@kaedenle]

Stop insulting half-decent abridged series

[@WannabeMarysue]

The person who made the abridged series for the OVA back in the day (AntfishTAS) directly made fun of the cheesy dub lines in a bonus video. I'd even say the two dubs are of similar technical quality, even if (imo) the original dub's campy sincerity makes me smile more than the abridged series' gag dub does.

[@miamiwendigo]

Because it is a half decent abridge series

[@TheDoomCake]

I suck DOG SHIT *kicks jotaro* I am exploding! *explodes* I lost it there

[@TheDoomCake]

and let's not talk about "an oil tanker for you" and the great " *CRUSH TO DEATH* "

[@sunshineonmars3023]

You've created less of a compilation of the better OVA moments and more of a OVA YTP. Bless you.

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

Thank you, lol, I try my best I did say it was a crack video in the description, but it seems like most of my audience is more likely to call it a YTP more than crack video

[@DagamerPC]

"I am exploding" fucking got me

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

;)

[@Kolbatsu]

Here is my answer. DIO!!

[@IchCharacter]

Always the right answer in Jojo.

[@josephjoestar6481]

**T poses**

[@EnemyWasp]

What's the point of screaming "The World!" when you can simply stop time without saying anything?

[@horaciosi]

Anime's tradition of characters shouting the name of their attacks

[@SaiKisaragi]

Kosaku Kawajiri Oh no, because saying you are about to Bite za Dusto is _soooo_ much better.

[@EnemyWasp]

Sai Kisaragi I only say it because it's a beautifal duwang. *And I am the fucking strong.*

[@faceless2302]

*chew*

[@misterpleaser3607]

Sai Kisaragi *BITE EL DUSTO*

[@umyoutuberqualquer3594]

4:20 When you score the highest grades in the class:

[@______xxfunky_space_panda4183]

420

[@SavlAdd-on]

4:11 “an oil tanker for you”

[@Horgse]

0:13 Holy shit, someone bigger than Dio, the fucking hulking mass of a stolen corpse.

[@Horgse]

1:41 Also, can't get enough of Dio's love of 7UP.

[@Mochitachi70]

Whole Horse Well, that body is supposed to be 1,95m so the guard could measure 2 meters. A person like that should look way more slim, but the artsyle makes everyone buff.

[@Mordecai02]

He mighta made a good zombie :P

[@art_theclown_]

2:53 When you’re overdramatising your cold so your mum will let you take the day off

[@dreamdesk7258]

This is such an underrated comment

[@DrWaa]

Even Jotaro questions his plot armor.

[@gwynethcloa6694]

5:10 why wasn't this part in all the gay parts in the jojo ovas

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

Gwyneth Cloa HAHA I was too distracted by the awful pauses to think of it as being gay, I guess.

[@Toughy112]

jotaro doesn't hug polnareff though :^(

[@bonnieshenton9426]

@Kvas Man that was the joke tho

[@DataCass]

Jasjksjds the elevator music makes 4:54 even funnier aksjaloaoa 😂😂😂

[@isuruFO]

“i dio feel sick” giorno: “do you want some warm milk”

[@charlesneudek894]

1:39 Dio stares off into the distance and sees the silhouettes of 2 men leaping building to building in complete silence

[@PurpleCoyote]

Doctor: Black hair kakyoin is not real, he cannot hurt you Black hair Kakyoin: 1:10

[@FnWeebs]

Polnareff- “Avenge the deaths of iggy and Abdul” Jotaro- “iggy.”

[@DarkOverlord96]

He already knew Avdol was dead, not Iggy.

[@HellishSpoon]

dio:Hmm....7 up,ay?~ 3:18 dio:dio is having a brain damage~ 3:56 dio:thats my name~

[@lumar2698]

I found u again

[@nerdvana8086]

Jotaro actually showing his inner soul at 5:12 gives me life *cries wholeheartedly*

[@ShinyShilla]

4:25 this part gets me Everytime

[@Joseph918273]

is this the work of king crimson?

[@detectivesexman2781]

Jose Rodriguez kinda yes

[@maskedmenreiki]

No, it’s anemone Stan!

[@aceofr3ap3r21]

No its the wori of High Air Of Phant

[@thesharmat9956]

3:39-4:05 I'm fuckin dying of laughter

[@detectivesexman2781]

Lord DIO same here XD

[@SHADOMEGA7569]

1:30 DIO: Ahhh 7-Up

[@arctechfox8306]

The drink of champions and grandfather hijacking vampires

[@user-kx2zv7tg3u]

00:00 so this is the part my friend was talking about? He said that he felt very turned on by his voice and the way how he touched the car lmao. Yea im calling him out hope he sees this HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@justaboringhooman]

Oh god

[@probablytonikensa4744]

DIO is such a cocky bastard in this OVA, I love him in this so much.

[@AtomekKotalke]

FEELS GOOD 3:47

[@mr.hippopotamus1792]

I SUCK DOGSHIT

[@Stephany_01]

*kicks*Grunt* “𝗜 𝗮𝗺 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴“

[@ANT-dj8gi]

I am exploding. Explosion sound*

[@yanelyvelasquez7206]

DIOOOOOOOOOOO

[@DerpnightGD]

*LAUGHING*

[@Amber-si7kx]

"I am exploding!" *explodes*

[@FriedrichTheGreatest]

Wh.....why is Joseph flying. I had enough of this shit when Jotaro flew but COME THE FUCK ON

[@FriedrichTheGreatest]

THERE MUST BE SOME IMPORTANT MEANING TO IT

[@oscarquintero5774]

Because Araki thought that looked cool And no, im not lying.

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

Araki also made Dio say "uwry" because he thought that's what vampires sounded like. There is no sane reasoning when it comes to Araki.

[@lapotato9140]

he was clearly Spoodermaning around with Hurple Permit

[@mastermarkus5307]

"He thought that's what vampires sounded like" - What does that even mean? I've never thought of vampires as something that made a specific sound since they're always just like people!

[@GabedalfTheWhite]

4:15 CRUSHED. TO DEATH. That line keeps making me giggle so hard

[@paolacruz391]

When people say the OVA is smooth but it has the most cringe pauses.

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

EXACTLY

[@carolusrex5213]

Its animation is smooth, voice acting is not

[@dreamdesk7258]

They mean the animation

[@danieln6613]

2:08 wait what?

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

Exactly

[@Darvar-SM]

My man Joseph starts flying

[@castorpolux9050]

There must be some important meaning to it

[@dn_aidan2243]

Its just COCK JOIN asserting his dominance

[@istanbullu1975]

Its his invisible bike xd

[@zat9894]

Why have I survived again?

[@zat9894]

Star Polonium

[@3209explosion]

Dio how could you not kill me, what the hell?

[@nostalgianetwork1225]

Star PLOTinum

[@hirxken7851]

me getting after almost getting runned over for "accidentally" not looking

[@sevcrimsonkilla]

T H A T A L L O W E D M E T O S U C C 3:40

[@parsnip5052]

1:57 damn Kakyoin's biceps are bigger than my head

[@mengo329]

3:50 Jotaro realizes his true love for DIO, but he's too late to keep him from exploding

[@joshsand9284]

4:55 has that 80’s movie charm

[@ReiAkaris]

hiNJAKU HINJAKU

[@eleone8]

3:04 I heard "my ass' splitting" and now you will too

[@rahand3848]

XD

[@Miraihi]

Came here for this comment

[@golightly313]

whispers *wwrrryyyyy*

[@bluesapphire170]

Damn, DIO is fabulous in both this and the newer version. But god did some of the lines made me crack up.

[@robertlainsley824]

>kicks with bad leg >"I am exploding"

[@DerpnightGD]

*Explodes**

[@CorsairPrince]

1:11 (captions) Joseph:He coming Kakyoy! Kakyoin:Deal!

[@calico.5588]

3:48 this whole sequence of events is spectacular

[@tseliius]

0:07 THOSE HANDS THO- **nosebleed**

[@ThinkingCrimson]

Kira moment.

[@Hato_Joestar]

@@ThinkingCrimsonwha-

[@ashrimp4505]

How come when Dio says "Ah.. it's fitting well... It fits good" it sounds like he's being held at gunpoint

[@merple4290]

When I was starting JoJo's I accidentally started with OVA. I quickly gave up and only started again a couple months later

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

Its a common mistake, unfortunately. It kind of ruins SDC too.

[@iamhungey12345]

Same, the OVAs turned me off in 2010. That changed when I saw the clip from Battle Tendency. I prefer the English dub of the OVA over what APPP went with, at least they didn't made Dio sounded like he needed some Halls.

[@ΧΑΡΑΓΕΩΡΓΟΥΛΕΑ]

1:17 here we see a blonde OVA vampire advertising Hierophant Green

[@beebonly]

“avenge the deafs of iggy and avdol” *”iggy”*

[@Znijik]

To truly compare, I want the English OVA dub synced to the anime and the Japanese anime dialogue synced to the OVA.

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

I don't think that's possible because of how weirdly paced this OVA is. There are a lot of random silent pauses.

[@Znijik]

Even better.

[@seijin4426]

Which they should've fixed.

[@inr9751]

@@LiterallySatanOfficial Well, that's what editing tools are for.

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

@@inr9751 you go right ahead if you want to endure jojo's trashfire, i didn't even want to 3 years ago and i sure as hell don't want to now

[@boilingmeinoil]

cock yam is the best character

[@hudgemartin9391]

2:06 Asserting dominance knowing that he will discover the power of The World

[@bipbilla7699]

3:36 DIO: The Woah DIO hit the Woah

[@bossbabyfuyuhiko6657]

You really...really pissed me off *(angelic music)*

[@irurwurst]

its amazing how the english dub actor for the anime delivered that exact same line but made it sound actually cool

[@johnandkidspitney8694]

Is no one gonna talk about how awkward Jotaro's dialogue is at 4:34?

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

that's exactly why i included it. because these are all the funniest scenes.

[@mastermarkus5307]

0:45 - ... wot? Why can everyone jump around the city like fucking Superman?

[@terraburrell3843]

Idk

[@Leig5H0T]

jotaro and dio fly on multiple occassions in the modern anime so who cares

[@dominiccaruso8054]

Fun fact: "So lame, so lame!" was translated from "Hinjaku, hinjaku!". I kinda get how it makes sense, but out of every choice of words in the English language with that meaning why did you have to choose "lame"?

[@april3071]

the fucking voice acting makes me sCREECH

[@nupinoop296]

Bless this mess

[@DavidLeatherhoff]

"I suck dog shit" -Dio Brando

[@nostalgianetwork1225]

Yes DIO. Yes you do

[@yorusuyasoul69420]

Dio is so thicc

[@infinitehiatus8614]

Part of me died when Dio said "AN OIL TANKER FOR YOU". I want my fucking "ROAD ROLLA ROLLA DAAAAA"