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[@isaac13117]

Morgan. As a student from Europe who can’t afford to go to your shows… THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS! I was so curious to know how your shows are going to be, how everyone is reacting. THANK YOU TWO HOT TAKES ❤️

[@OPnami]

As a girl from Costa Rica, thank you Morgan!

[@catarinacardeira2828]

Sameeee, I'm watching from Portugal there's no way I can go to live show, for now at least! But I loved this episode because it was awesome to hear the reactions! PLEASE MORGAN, COME EUROPE!!

[@kemblyromerobarboza2630]

@@OPnamiotra tica por acá ❤🇨🇷

[@JordanA71009]

The energy of the crowds is such a wonderful addition to the stories! Also don't fuck with grandmas... 😂😂

[@ChefSarah4104]

I was just thinking the same thing!

[@MiZZVMN]

That’s funny because I find it annoying.

[@JordanA71009]

@@MiZZVMN cool bud 👍🏼

[@fake.it.flowers]

@@MiZZVMNwell it is a live show…

[@tarag5077]

Yeah. Im not sure I like it as well. Might be different if I were there. Can’t understand the people yelling out. And it makes everything longer.

[@GodLambIt]

Wow. What a marketing tactic. I’ve wanted to go for a live show for a bit, and this sold me!

[@TwoHotTakes]

I’m so glad you’re going to come now!!! They are so so fun. It’s hard because this video is good but it doesn’t capture the full magic

[@LeylaRazeghi]

​@@TwoHotTakesI can't come because Morgan doesn't want to come to Toronto 😢

[@ak6ill]

@@LeylaRazeghiI feel you sis lmfao 🇨🇦

[@s2100c]

pls come to Syd haha❤​@@TwoHotTakes

[@itsnotthatdeepluv]

@@LeylaRazeghiI feel this💔

[@zodka222]

The bear bear story 😭😭😭 I would kill for this girl if she didn’t find that bear ! 🐻

[@purpl3loverz]

I teared up so bad😭😭😭

[@zodka222]

@@purpl3loverz I balled my eyes out 🥺

[@hannahlynn3]

@@zodka222same 😭😭

[@deanna.rodrigues]

Nah bc her boyfriend at the time, could have went to build a bear and used that recording in bear bear. And get her a brand new bear and still kept the recording. And surprised her with it or could have brought her along.

[@juliacary7013]

Or he could just leave her prized possessions alone. My mom died and if one of my partners even looked at the things she gave me weird I would leave. That bear is not a decoration, it's her last memory of her grandma. He has no empathy.​@@deanna.rodrigues

[@elianicole1946]

OMG you tricked usssss 😭 YAY NEW EP ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Hirtly]

IM SO HAPPY

[@Resilient_Sage88]

I would be LIVID if someone who claimed to love me threw away such a cherished item. Thank goodness Bear Bear was found. May the ex perpetually step on his precious lego bricks and touch wet sink bread which will trigger the urge to sneeze but may he never find the sweet release.

[@catblanton7898]

Wet sink bread 😂 that’s the literal worst, I’d rather die 💀💀

[@ShellyC0203]

May he never find the cold side of the pillow…

[@courtneymelkert]

ALEJANDRA I miss her 😭😭

[@vanessaaac]

The fact that they both have their own private rooms in the teddy bear story and he had the audacity to say “he was tried of looking at it” and throw it away!!!! Like are you actually kidding me?! The only time you have to look at it is if you are going into her room which you don't have to bc you HAVE YOUR OWN!!!! 😤 ughhh that story kills me! Thank god it had a happy ending!

[@autumnal2894]

story 10: plenty of people could love a vacuum for valentine’s day, but jerry hit the nail on the head: the problem was that it was really a gift for himself, not her.

[@bizzle4266]

The teddy bear story making me feel full on "this is SPARTA!!!!!"

[@Reverse_Cat_Cowgirl]

And you know that pos knows he fucked up because be lied to everyone about what happened. What a coward...

[@sweet648]

we ride at dawn babe! we are choosing the bears, always.

[@Billywashere89]

I thought I dropped my wedding ring in a dumpster on accident. I emptied the dumpster into the parking lot for hours until my wife found the ring on a chair where it dropped inside. I was so relieved, I can't imagine if someone threw something like that away on purpose.

[@ayannareyes8734]

The condom confession is extremely concerning and honestly disgusting behavior, there is no way that that isn’t illegal in some way

[@sydneyice]

First story: posted 8 months ago, still no update :(

[@symojo9031]

Oh gosh

[@nanamijoon]

Ohmygod wtf

[@kiaram8688]

Hoping it was just a troll post if not I really hope OP is ok and got out of there

[@TheEnthusiasticHobo]

When it comes to stories like that, sometimes I think it’s good when there’s no updates. Having the story read on a large platform draws attention to it which could be dangerous for the op already. Any further updates posted and/or read heighten the chances of the abuser coming across their account, and who knows if they’re capable of tracking the ip address if the op had left and was posting from somewhere else. I know that it’s nice to have closure but I like to think that maybe there’s no update because the op is finally safe and now they’re doing everything they can to keep it that way.

[@ambergerber5162]

I have never hoped a reddit story was a troll post so bad in my life. That one scares me so bad. I have no money and I was gonna try and figure something out for her. And yeah she is a stranger but I was raised that if you know someone is in trouble you do what you can to help whether you know them or not.

[@chantyjernica]

The teddy bear story: With just the title I was like "maybe that's a bit of an over exaggeration" but after the story I was like "you should have burned his house down." The amount of disrespect is unmatched

[@fumzsimmer1992]

Did I already listen to this earlier today on Spotify. Yes. Am I going to rewatch the video anyway? Also yes 😂

[@CourtneyGoins-ic2ls]

Glad I’m not the only one 😂

[@LyricsGeek11]

I work an office job just filing paperwork all day and usually listen to it on spotify at work..... And then I go home and watch the video while I cook dinner and eat😂 Always my favorite day of the week😊

[@Youngyacob]

The first girl should NOT call the cops to remove the husband, she should leave secretly to an unknown place where he can’t find her

[@Anemicpanda]

I would have gone bat shit crazy on the guy who threw Bear Bear away. Chris said it all. Lol. ❤😊

[@julietswimfish13]

Omg Chelsea’s ex-husband from Love is Blind. Now I don’t feel bad for her at all. She was projecting her infidelity onto Jimmy!

[@akilaa6705]

I know right! I am shocked no one is talking about it in the comments. This needs to be viral

[@JaklynCook]

Story two's got me bawling on my drive home from school

[@Michael-xp7gw]

This was unexpected. Was under the impression you were taking time off. So I was really happy we got bonus stories yesterday. But we get a double shot this week!

[@Bharris93]

Can you please do some episodes where you talk about the updates of stories from past episodes that were really good????? You always say “we’ll keep an eye on this one” and then we don’t get the updates. Pleaseeeee!

[@ZangieDoes]

Is it my brain or does Justin voice sound different 🤣😭😭😭? This was so fun to watch tho LMAOO the audience reactions

[@S.t.e.p.h.a.n.i.e.]

Tell me why I got so emotional during the bear story, and she found it after what happened. Love this episode!

[@brittanybunn1518]

Dude I was full on crying lol you're not alone!

[@audreehutchinson2289]

Story 3: Anyone else think he low key did something for feminism there? 😂 I mean that's the mother of his children first of all, but secondly your internalized misogyny is showing pookie, please put it away. I'm sure it was fueled by jealousy and projected worries of aging and feeling undesirable after child birth but that was a low low blow. I hope she works on that so she can age peacefully one day.

[@IHeartGameplay]

I hate hearing Morgan cry omg. You're so empathetic and when I see/hear people cry I cry that plus the stories I gatta make sure not to wear mascara if I have THT on lol.

[@Dagothae]

The red wedding dress story is whack because "Deceiving their guests" ?! I have never assumed a couple getting married has not slept together, I don't THINK about their sex lives or anything but I'm definitely not thinking they're virgins unless they said that to me

[@Bee-ys6kt]

Bless you for putting this together Morgan and team!! ❤❤ I normally dont like watching peoples live shows, but this is done so well and I cant get enough ❤❤

[@lisaking5870]

This is exactly what I needed after the morning I've had. Thx THT fam

[@vintage.physics]

I hope that your day gets so much better!💗

[@ChefSarah4104]

Laughing at Story 10. On paper, my husband seems terrible. Most of my gifts are kitchen gadgets, small household appliances, and workout gear. But it's what I ask for! This Christmas I asked for a Cricut. 😆

[@jasmineolguin6210]

The bear story made me SOB. 😭 so glad she found it though 🫶🥹

[@madisonpoll3300]

I have a special handmade quilt from my grandma that she gifted my mom when she was pregnant with me. I named it bunny, and it's admittedly not in very good condition. But it reminds me of my grandma who passed away when I was only 8. I fear I would have done a lot more than ruin his legos if a boyfriend ever pulled that stunt on me.

[@jasmineolguin6210]

@madisonpoll3300 Omg I absolutely love that you have that from your grandma, how special. 🥹🫶 I completely agree w you on that, sentimental stuff like that is just off limits for anyone to mess with.

[@amandar4689]

32:49 I was not expecting to be on his side 😂

[@harmonygodkin1004]

Hold on Morgan. Dude I’m so happy for you and how far you’ve come!!! You’re a very inspiring person and thank you SOOOO MUCH for working your butt off to get these videos out for us. Everytime I get in my feelings and my head starts overthinking you happen to post another episode so I dont have to focus on my problems for a while 😂 thank you! 🖤🖤 you deserve all good things

[@ivylovesrunning]

Story 1: I hope she is OK. We need an update!!! Story 2: You go, girl! I am so proud of you for destroying his lego! DO NOT TAKE HIM BACK! He is a POS.

[@StasyaWorm]

I just checked out the 1 story and there is still no update 😔 really scary

[@megankillough6293]

15:59 laughing at Morgan trying to read while I’m also sobbing uncontrollably like an insane person.

[@Adrienne-i1m]

We march at dawn to avenge BearBear!!! Thnx Lauren for the good stories!

[@jaqijarboe3374]

Great episode! I love when Chris is with you, you have great chemistry with each other

[@marzash]

This was really fun :) I love when everyone is together on the same stage. Especially the Morgan, Alejandra and Lauren trio. Much love to Dad, Josh, and Chris Clemens too!

[@lauraprochaska8521]

The bear story: as someone who is now 43 and lost my mom when I was 20, I would kill to hear her voice again. I don’t think anything else needs said.

[@cassievalerio3007]

The condom story is disgusting and i am annoyed at the laugher. I know part of the laughter is to hide the discomfort but man, i wanted someone to tell that person off.

[@katrose3917]

Thanks! I really enjoyed seeing part of your live show! 😊

[@abigailtorx]

i’m in the uk so i haven’t had the chance to go to a live show, i really appreciate you uploading this for us morgan!

[@briannamadison9797]

normally a silent viewer but i rly enjoyed seeing the live show it felt like we were there with you guys. thank you for letting us in!

[@jodimarie6298]

I've been a silent watcher for a few years now! I loved watching the clips of the live shows. I wish I could come to one!! ❤❤

[@nanamijoon]

Needed this so bad you have no idea!!! Chris is such a good addition to the team, finally getting to see you all!

[@95theoutcast]

24:35 I AM SOBBING

[@natalieanderson8165]

I’m cracking up at Jerry omg 😂 you can tell how much he loves the spotlight

[@whyisaraven2737]

So that second to last story is a story about a man being sexually assaulted and something I’ve noticed about this show is that when stories of male sexual assault come up the words, rape assault SA I never used to describe them, and it makes me really sad like it doesn’t count because it’s happening to a man. Please imagine the inverse, a drunk man inseminating a girl while she slept with his used condom. What would you call that?

[@KG-vh1lo]

Yeah, that's gross behavior. Hope he finds out.

[@availanila]

This is reproductive coercion not SA. This is one of those situations where the genders cannot be reversed since the mechanics behind doing this to a woman would actually be SA unless he microwaved her pills then it would be reproductive coercion only.

[@myplaylists6310]

*last story not second to last

[@nassaid]

taking the semen from the condom and putting it inside of her is a lot of things but not SA, they had consensual sex, and then she rather stole the semen from him. SA is inflicted to the person, not to their semen. I absolutely think she is horrible for what she did btw.

[@forestgrump4723]

@@nassaidOkay, maybe not SA, but definitely some form of illegal. She’s trying to inflict a pregnancy on this man against his will. This is not unlike if a man poked a hole in the condom because he wants a baby, which would be considered SA because he did something to her body that she didn’t consent to. It may not be SA but I would put it on the same level with SA.

[@BlackxWidow]

24:42 I literally cheered, raising my hands! Crying and sending love❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

[@FrostyDarth]

Honestly as a viewer who can't make the live shows this is such a delight and I'm sure even live show people had fun with this episode because the stories are from different live events

[@lifesucks508]

OMGGG LIVE CONTENT!!!

[@Youngyacob]

Obsessing over the past sexlife of you current partner is sooooo WEIRD. ( it’s more and more ridiculous to expect people you date to be virgin the older you get, especially in todays world with social media and the pressure to lose it as soon as you can) and why hurt yourself over something that is in the past that doesn’t affect you at all,

[@lexiadams4261]

Bear bear has me sobbing and screaming!!

[@TwoHotTakes]

I could not keep that together. Hearing it again I cried 😂

[@lexiadams4261]

I’m very pregnant and my partner got my childhood bear restored for our baby. Hearing about a man who would disrespect a bear like that had me screaming at the tv with with tears.

[@softwit]

Girl I love Lauren SO much, but i “OH NO” out loud at her asking if he had PTSD considering he’s a veteran 😭😭😭 @59:09 but that’s just my social anxiety projecting, i’m sure he took it as nicely and chill as she intended

[@user56384]

I HAD THE SAME REACTION 😭😭

[@ceciliagaffney4136]

If someone got me a vacuum I'm getting them dishes cleaning kit

[@fishhugify]

now I see why you prefer to do live shows as someone who wasn't able to go, due to me living in the UK

[@oliviaa2371]

one day you’re gonna read a reddit story like “am i the asshole for telling my wife it’s weird that she locks her baby blanket in a safe when she’s not home and won’t share the combination with me”, and all the comments will say “she’s hiding something else in there”, but you’ll know the truth. and the truth is that the bear story unlocked a new fear in me that someone i love and trust will betray me and throw it away

[@mariak4432]

OMG THE WAY I SQUEELED SEEING A NEW VIDEO. Did a happy dance and am still jumping up and down out of pure joy😍😍😭

[@patriciaadler3546]

you are truly TOO generous, Morgan

[@gothicc_bish_16]

I’m the one at the Irvine show that yells “he needs therapy!!” 😂🖤 love you guys!!

[@jakks5429]

It’s the “brrrr” when crying for me 😂❤

[@aliciaportillo3670]

I’m so sad!!! I missed the live show!!!! This is the best episode yet!!! We all appreciate you uploading it ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@londonengland6374]

My jaw dropped when I saw a new episode this morning. Now I’m so sad I can’t go to a live show this time around :(

[@KayJoyy]

Same! It was so much fun!! So jelly of all the people 😭

[@desireanicole2702]

Not just a surprise episode but a TWO HOUR SURPRISE 😭🥰💗

[@nanamijoon]

Umm hello do we have an update on STORY 1??? THAT WAS HORRIBLE

[@coffeewithalex_]

i was also looking for some info and as was looking, i saw in the youtube comments that there is no update :(( IM SO SCARED AND IN THE COMMENT THEY SAID THAT ITS BEEN 8 MONTHS..

[@amandar4689]

🥺​@@coffeewithalex_

[@ambergerber5162]

@@coffeewithalex_ Yeah I wish there was an update. I'm really scared for her. That story sounds like something you would hear on Dateline.

[@nanamijoon]

@coffeewithalex_ same :(( just terrifying and really hoping she's safe!

[@ariiposa]

literally he reminds me of those men that off their entire families out of the blue

[@jessie0_04]

the bear story 😭 it breaks my heart i have a blanky ive had since i was 2 months old im almost 23 now and my boyfriend would never think of getting rid of it he loves that i have my blanky and he loves that i take it with me everywhere i feel for her so much im glad she got bear bear back sending you love girly my heart breaks for you baby!

[@erinkelley8208]

UGH the bear bear story… I know the feeling. When my great grandfather passed, I got to keep 3 of his flannels. Two of them fell apart over the years, and my mom had one of them at her house and gave it back to me. I had it for a couple months.. my man asked me who’s it was suspiciously a few times, like he didn’t believe it was my grandfathers. He said it looked to “new” (he passed away in 2010). One day it just magically isn’t on the hook on the back of my closet door. This was 2 years ago. I have torn our apartment head to toe completely apart multiple times since it went missing and it’s nowhere to be found. Yet my man claims he doesn’t know what happened to it. He didn’t do anything to it. I will never believe him. And I’m just so upset because it was the last one I had three and I was down to that last one and it was still in really good condition so I could’ve held onto that almost forever.

[@availanila]

Still your man??

[@Hunny98]

@@availanilacame here to ask the same question. 😭😭😭😭

[@luzelenaroli6787]

You mean your ex, right? RIGHT?

[@oliviaj1443]

Morgan this is why youre the goat. The amount of care you put into this podcast is inspiring!!

[@AnnaBerardinelli]

I am BEGGING you to make Chris a permanent part of this show!!!

[@erikaelimei]

omg the bear story. i’m BAWLING my eyes out. i absolutely LOVE this episode and i hope i can go to a live show one day!! i love you guys!!!!❤

[@sydmartin3330]

alejandra!! i missed her so much❤ it’s so good seeing her again🥹

[@syreetabrown8801]

I LOVE THIS! I have been waiting for one of these live shows to go up on YT and I am here for it. And it's so good! I loved when Justin was like, "We ride at dawn". Yes!!

[@chy8427]

As a THT listener from outside the states, I really appreciated this. And more so, LOVE ALEJANDRA’s appearance. Definitely miss her 🥰🥰💓

[@laurenrosenthal3431]

I’ve never SEEN ANY SHOW POST THEIR LIVEEEE SHOWS they always keep it so secret. Thank you thank you. Thank you!!!!!!

[@andreahammers9716]

The Bear Bear story is honestly the worst I’ve ever heard on this podcast. There is no excuse and that’s unforgivable. He can replace his legos. There is no replacing her Bear Bear. What a monster.

[@forestgrump4723]

I’m really glad she got it back. I have a doll that my mom handmade and it’s really ugly but if anyone did something to it…. I might go to jail. I seriously had a nightmare about losing it in a fire so I went and got a fire box for it.

[@maggiedelnoce]

OMG! I'm the one that made the horse pin for Morgan 💕 I know that you mentioned your pony wasn't doing well, but I had no idea he was in the ER Vet! I hope he's doing better now ❤ The fact that all of you were in the dumpster trying to find it and that Morgan got that emotional over the pin warms my heart ❤ I'm so glad you found it and treasure it. Btw, I have a bear with my Papa's voice in it named Rainbow. Fuck that boyfriend! If anything intentionally malicious happened to Rainbow, I would unleash Hell 😅😂

[@emilierobinson8933]

I’m happy you did this episode instead of skipping! We love it ❤

[@heezypeasy8611]

OMG!!! I can't believe y'all had Chelsea's ex-husband there!!!! Also, the bear bear story had me sobbing at work!

[@MeatSweats]

Justice for Bear Bear 🐻🐻

[@chessiedominguez2033]

17:37 Morgan, you have such a powerful and expressive voice

[@neeks9357]

I LOVED THIS! Can't wait for the next one! The audience are the best hype 🙌

[@ryannedepp0812]

I could never go to a show so happy you did this! Felt like I was there🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@ryannedepp0812]

Please some to the n.c

[@mhuxhicz24]

Morgan, you have no idea how happy we are overseas listeners with this episode! Thank you for giving us the live show experience ❤

[@FueledByFlowerPod]

love you morgan! you’re my biggest inspiration to keep going! 🩷

[@aluraxedit5522]

As a Brazilian I thank you SO MUCH for this!!! I've been dying to see the shows, I'm happy even if it's from youtube

[@lampcat-x6y]

This was so fun to watch!

[@briellecothran1219]

OMG YOU SAID THERE WOULDNT BE AN EPISODE THIS WEEK AHHHHHHH🤩🤩🤩🎉🎉

[@ashleynaeomi]

Morgan, I totally understand why you got choked up about story #2, being how you lost someone close to you to colon cancer. sending you so much love. you're amazing, I love how much you feel everything. such a down-to-earth person.

[@Vampress09]

Watching someone read reddit stories on a stage feels so surreal. Cuz reddit feels like a guilty pleasure I'd never discuss with random people. God I had such a visceral reaction to the Bear Bear story. I'm so attached to my things I can't imagine what I would do. Honestly, Chris said it best. I almost teared up when she found the bear.

[@littybritty9983]

2 hours??? Very grateful

[@heathermizer2111]

Thank you for sharing these snippets. That was SO much fun!

[@HayleySulfridge]

The way i just SCREAMED, “Yes…yes….YESSSS!!!!” When she looked for the bear and scared my children 😂 i lost my grandmother 7 years ago and im still not over it, if i had this bear and he did that to me 🔪🔪

[@MorganMatthews-ym7qg]

Lauren was a whole mood with the excitement about the vacuum GIRL SAME

[@Colie22]

Lauren/Justin get me a vacuum for Valentine’s Day 🤣❤️

[@Hunny98]

This was such an awesome collaboration of all kinds of different stories from the tour. I was so sad I couldn’t afford to go. Thank you❤️😭

[@lilyhaugan]

You absolutely got me with this, I just bought tickets for denver! And I have an insaaaaaannne story I’m dying to share

[@krissiSpammz]

i loved this ep! glad to see chris back in some of the stories!!!!

[@kathrynmcnay3861]

Story three no I don’t think that he’s the asshole for that because one why is she so involved with talking shit about his ex? Why is it taking up so much space in your head rent free it’s weird yeah you can talk shit about an ex. We all do it. No one is the exception, but there is a difference between talking shit and literally harping on everything that they do. She feels insecure about your previous relationship and you’re not wrong for not wanting to publicly talk shit about the mother of your children, see I think that’s what people forget when they get involved with someone where they’ve had children together with their ex because no matter what at the end of the day that is still the mother or the father of your child and as long as it’s a healthy relationship, you can fall out of love with someone but still love them he is defending the mother of his children not his ex-wife because as the child found out that my dad’s girlfriend was talking shit about my mom. I would be very upset. It’s none of her business and first of all I think we’ve already established that having children does not affect the tightness or lack there of when it comes to, the vagina but just sit there and try and shame her life into this fucking world is insane to me. She had two kids even if both kids were 10 pound babies. It’s almost nonexistent that those babies would’ve affected her vagina like that and then double down when he’s like OK dude I’m getting uncomfortable. You, the girlfriend should be respecting that, not getting upset and trying to figure out why that’s the mother of his children. That’s all you need for an answer. Why are you making such a big deal of do you want to be her?

[@LLynneM]

Story 11/Red Dress - My fiance lied to his mom about stupid little things when the truth was perfectly fine. I asked why lie then? Something about his mom being a pain. She was, but still. I ignored that red flag + a couple others, married + divorced him (he got bigger + better at lying). Ppl that lie just to lie could be beginner sociopaths or narcissists. Ahem…. Don’t ignore it. It doesn’t get _better._

[@Alexacake19]

As a house cleaner, I would die for. New vacuum for Valentine’s Day 😂

[@Ciela531]

YAYYY!!!! I’ve been waiting to get to see Live Show clips!!!!!!!