Live Scream Fortress XVI Bingo

[@tedt-vx6wx]

Zesty queues for ~14 minutes, then waits 1 minute for pre round only to play 4 minutes.... amazing matchmaking balance system. perfection.

[@CoolSs]

what annoys me to no end, the removal of many of Quick Play features was deliberately done by Valve and only later they backtracked when the outcry against it was too strong. (they only compromised by adding few of the Quickplay features back) now people attempt to rewrite history and act comp mode was not even the main reason for that update....

[@reason9262]

It's so gutwrenchingly obvious to everyone with a brain that tf2 and matchmaking go together like french toast and glue, yet people still think casual can just be 'improved'...

[@theabsolutetrashman3708]

You know the best is ? Losing all the progress on any given contract because *you didn't wait until the round properly ended* before leaving the server, which was never a problem back in the quickplay days but it's especially excruciating now. THANKS JILL 👍

[@tedt-vx6wx]

I started playing in 2020 around August. Let me just say knowing that a better system was one in the game and it was done delibretly really irritates me. I have, for the most part, been searching and playing through the server browser for the last year. I am a support for a full reversion of Meet Your Match, not only in terms of Quickplay but also weapon balance. Why did they have to nerf the Amby it feels so damn useless now. Same with the shortstop shove. I've question the point of it ever since ive unlocked it, and im sure the rest of you guys, the ones who have played before MYM, are too.

[@tedt-vx6wx]

@@CoolSs are they for real doing that??? do you mind sending me links to this stiff. It sound hilarious.

[@mistaht5777]

This update made me realize that even if I check the TF2 workshop DAILY, I still don't see all the cosmetics. I've never even seen half of these cosmetics, and I check the workshop almost every day

[@MrEdioss]

@@mistaht5777 maybe you should get a job or a hobby. "I watch workshop items for TF2 daily" just doesn't sound productive or enjoyable.

[@tmkay_]

​@@MrEdioss scrolling for 5 mins a day isn't something crazy

[@TheTdw2000]

​@@MrEdiossIf browsing the workshop and rating items is something so negative, why does the public workshop exist at all?

[@laf1993]

Very brave of you to come out as a scalie xesty

[@CoolSs]

What a shock that warpaints not being "workshop halloween" themed made them 100 times better. Honestly they are the only ok part of this "update". This case could dropped in summer. Other then like two trash warpaints. It's good. Still, i am not wasting money on tf2 until Quickplay is back.

[@tomas6621]

I learned how Quickplay worked and it is objectively bether system. And fits this game. There were even togles for bulet spread and Random critical hits.(but only for community servers.)

[@CoolSs]

@@tomas6621 happy to see people actually learn about how the system worked👍 . people didn't bother to document how it worked back then. i would like to add more info. Valve server run a standard settings of 24 players . random crits and bullet spread enabled (no class limit). 45m round limit (the server will keep running the same map for 45m regardless of round) you vote for next map or to extend current map as you play. you can vote for next map by pressing esc and going to the same place you kick players. also you can vote for team scramble. the game will auto team scramble after one or two steamroll (not sure if it's two rounds for auto team scramble if it's one sided) and because there is no cueing system as you play. people were less likely to quit (what will cause more steam rolls like now a days. steam rolls were rare back then or less common) the Quick Play "show server" list was god send. it show map player count and ping. i loved it. Also back in the days. i played more maps instead of waiting for casual mode to put me on badwater for the 100 time. and if you deselect popular maps now in casual. your cue time depend on where you are or time of day. will take up to 5-10m. when it used to take you less the one minute to open Quick Play server list or community browser to find almost full game on any map. even things like hydro had players back then. I hope the Zesty MYM video will educate people on that system.

[@Artician]

​@@tomas6621Holy typos batman

[@MrEdioss]

​@@tomas6621 I don't respect English, so I think it's an absolute win! Write in any language, it's not Discord.

[@reviewtechgermany8091]

​@@Artician It's trying to communicate!

[@DrMedicsGameSurgery]

the fact that the defaced detonator isnt halloween restricted is crazy

[@abdallatifalafandi2522]

The one with the blown up demoman face??? How is it not restricted???

[@DrMedicsGameSurgery]

@@abdallatifalafandi2522 doesnt look liek it right now no

[@abdallatifalafandi2522]

@@DrMedicsGameSurgery I hope they fix that like they did with the corpse carrier

[@DaRealDemobird]

@@abdallatifalafandi2522Knowing how they wouldn’t Halloween restrict the tower of pumpkins they probably won’t restrict defaced detonator either

[@CoolSs]

Isn't sad that our standard is "it's not unbearable eye sore" so it's passable.

[@TheBrawlUnit]

2:09 - Cosmetics 18:43 - Warpaints 48:59 - Taunts 52:19 - Maps 1:01:32 - Zesty vs Matchmaking 1:15:20 - Matchmaking finally finds a game / Maps test 1:31:02 - Unusual Effects 1:37:54 - Cosmetics Inspect 1:46:37 - Contracts

[@CeoOfSheeps]

wait,he isn't a strong muscular dino mommy???

[@coffeeseriez]

no, he's just a man irl.

[@DontStopMeGaLo]

​@@coffeeseriez That's much better, to be honest!

[@coffeeseriez]

@@DontStopMeGaLo well, suit yourself.

[@ninesalive]

@@CeoOfSheeps unsubbed and reported

[@coffeeseriez]

just in case, i am not anti furry, by any means what i just said, so don't take it to your heart...

[@SqrunkTrep]

1:24:57 The type of mf to have a christmas tree already set up in september

[@HunterStiles651]

I mean, *someone* has to be buying all those Christmas Decorations from Costco, or else why would they keep selling Christmas stuff in September every year?

[@gabrielberranunto8672]

As a person in the Philippines, I can vouch for that. As soon as the BER months start, PREPARE FOR CHRISTMAS

[@theabsolutetrashman3708]

I have a slight theory that Valve is only adding a war paint once per year, so by thay logic our next case will likely come around smissmas of next year

[@PandoPon]

Trivia: Queue time for one Pass Time match takes approx. 200% longer than the time Zesty Jesus will spend editing his upcoming video.

[@tomas6621]

What about payload race? How long does it take according to you?

[@PandoPon]

@@tomas6621 Exactly 103.56% with standard deviation around 0.036 if not queuing for Hightower.

[@BarneyCalhounHL]

Me with a 2017 laptop that can't run VSH or Zombie infection. This year maps are going to run like shit, I swear every year is WORSE. I will not play any of the new maps except toxic the rest of them I will not even try to run them. Edit: last night when the update dropped, I waited for about 15-20 minutes FOR A S I N G L E game (All the maps). Guess what?! The ROUND ENDED THE MOMENT I JOINED!!!!! and then I waited 5 minutes more to join a single game. (It wasn't worth it) Also, the server lately are so spread thin because of the quantity of maps, most of the maps I joined since the update had less than 10-12 players on one maps. I hate the amounts of maps we're getting every year. Its ridiculous.

[@TheG_Boy]

1:16:46 ''What an awful loadout, hate your hat'' >Match starts LMFAO!!!!!!!

[@TKsh1]

I Wani Zesty that Gator!

[@Banditnova]

Zesty game

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

Snoot Jesus

[@MrEdioss]

​@@Chud_Bud_Supremethe last thing I expected to see today.

[@thehandyfamily806]

Btw Zesty gobi glazed was made by my Fishstick On a Stick

[@Lethal_Spoon]

he did damn well

[@DegenWeb]

Let him cook ong

[@RomanCollapses]

He learned from his previous works and improved. Well done.

[@ItsEvanHere]

you’re never beating the furry allegations

[@lazyxeno9404]

"femboy pyro mains and medic guuuurlfriend" Zesty once said

[@terrorantulaplatinumcollec7034]

Cant wait for a Christmas Update Bingo of 2024!

[@nathanadams8044]

Scalie Zess is a certified "would until the bed breaks" moment

[@ironraccoon3536]

Ah, looks like today he's going by Zesty Raptor Jesus. Shoutout to my man Jaunty.

[@thatkoboldgaming7114]

Also I do find it funny that Josh really likes Gobi Glazed, a skin I would affectionately deem the “Geology” war paint. No complaints though, I think it looks nice too. I just think the fact that a geologist likes the war paint is both funny and on the nose so to speak :)

[@JackieTrippsTheMemeLord]

Calling him Josh feels weird, a bit

[@thatkoboldgaming7114]

Fair point

[@RedWithTheLongYoutubeHandle]

who the fuck is josh

[@dibly_]

reminder that blazhatten (zombie infection map) is literally just a manhattan reskin with minimal changes. gotta love the creativity this year

[@ludwigiapilosa508]

Still no missing stranges. Why. Why can't I have a strange Dragon's Fury?

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

Another year without the Heavy Update they promised back in 2017

[@MrEdioss]

It will just not work now, the balance is calcified, any change would cause drama from comp.

[@lazyvector]

​@@MrEdioss good. Hope the balance changes will be so good that they will leave the game and no longer be able to poison it

[@chainsawplayin]

Second Banana was the heavy update

[@CH4RL3S_69]

​@@MrEdioss who gives a fuck about compies, They'll just ban the weapons in their mid ass game anyway, we should push for balance changes

[@JAIBADRIVISHAAL]

​@@MrEdioss COMP GAMERS DESTROY GAMES

[@darklord99100]

they're adding old workshop Cosmetics.....I'm So proud

[@Soma_Shotgun]

This update especially made me realize how I barely feel anything for updates anymore. Just more stuff poured on an already bloated game.

[@leo01010]

we won war paint bros

[@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad]

Freaky fair is pretty fun, rolls don’t feel too common and it’s a fun gimmick for halloween

[@Gregger57]

one thing i want to point out about freaky fair is that the uber canteen is unbelievably unfun to go against, i remember going against a demoknight that has everything maxed and using the eyelander and he kept popping uber non-stop, he had more than a 30 ks.

[@gabrielberranunto8672]

Gobi Glazed really does look great, though I will just leave this as a bit of a nitpick. Idk if its just me, but having that on BLU kinda looks/feels strange. I was just about to check a new loadout idea for my Soldier thanks to the new skin, and then I went to check how it looks at BLU... It kinda feels wrong a bit. Pair the skin with a cosmetic loadout/ or even the default models that consist brown on RED and blue on BLU(Like the pants of the mercs, Scout I already got used to but still). Its just me cause I like my loadouts on both guns and cosmetics to be consistent with one another.

[@Д.К-ж8ф]

Valve looked at "team warpaint good" and this is what we get now its simple,its cool,but you can only have so much

[@theabsolutetrashman3708]

Well, it is called TEAM Fortress 2 after all

[@Sonic3Knuckles]

Good.

[@deringjosuegarcia1531]

We need MORE!

[@TheTdw2000]

I would rather get no more cosmetics than slop.

[@bananashoplifter3440]

@@TheTdw2000 Would you rather have unlimited bacon and no video games or unlimited video games and no video games ?

[@disappointedcucumber]

Freaky Fair plays amazingly. If your team rolls the other team during the mid fight, the upgrades don't necessarily cause a snowball because you need to die or go to spawn to actually apply your upgrades. If anything, it helps the team that got wiped after the midfight, cause they get access to upgrades after respawning. It also helps that it's 3CP, so it's just pretty hard to roll in general due to the map layout. Also, the credits you get don't depend on the amount of kills you get, but the amount of kills you team has gotten. So if you join as a new player in the middle of the round, you're not at an immediate disadvantage since you don't spawn with 0 credits.

[@madam757]

Too bad this *amazing* map is unplayable because of an exploit with the engineer at the moment

[@disappointedcucumber]

@@madam757 Damn? Exploits? That sucks...

[@JAIBADRIVISHAAL]

​@@madam757 1 - RED TAPE RECORDER 2 - DAMAGE UPGRADES ON STICKY BOMB LAUNCHER OR SCOTTISH RESISTANCE , 8 TO 12 STICKY BOMBS WILL DESTROY IT IN ONE DETONATION INSTANCE

[@FrancisL4D]

1:25:00 The Creature sighting

[@limonero8757]

The unusual taunts bit was so good lmao

[@weed0509]

Gobi glazed on stickynomb launcher is nutcracker mk3

[@BOTB_RBLX]

Zesty looked like a 75 year old Jerma with the face he was making in the beginning.

[@Ducky_Noodle]

I've still yet to find a person who mentioned that you did get a bingo, from top to bottom

[@thatkoboldgaming7114]

56:48 God help us if Explosive Headshot and Explode on Ignite are available upgrades

[@KudoRedfox]

Have you seen Shounic's video? They're the literally the least of the overpowered issues

[@SiFWolf]

Even with the sumtotal cash, EoI, and EH. Because players typically spread out unlike mvm bots, there are other bigger issues. If you think about it, just like shounic video; it would still be engi and countering engi meta -- so redtape, soldier/demo spam, and canteen spam. It's unbalanced kind of fun compared to v1 zi honestly.

[@Kinsect101]

49:04 hang on- I remember on your last workshop stream that you were a fan of the Spy Joker taunt, what changed your mind? (I'm personally not a fan of any of the taunts, not even the clapping taunt since it dosen't feel like a Taunt)

[@kringslayerkai3044]

It's over for quality enjoyers .😥

[@g0veGaming]

Warpaints definitely are the big standouts from this update.

[@YayoCreeg]

bro tried 2 maps "All of the maps suck."

[@zestyalt]

yes

[@bonkieblues9119]

yes

[@YayoCreeg]

yes

[@lortemar73]

based

[@PrivateDerpy]

Agreed.

[@1964catt]

The only hat i like is the strikeout hat for scout but thats about it, we don't need more maps valve needs to slow down a bit

[@geerat1205]

Actually opened a couple when I got home from work, got a Gobi Glazed and the Iron one. Overall they look really good.

[@Kamo9]

12:06 it's a quickswitch xdddd

[@aveage-brush-player]

an elite grade that is not neon colour vomit made in 5 minutes valve have have you finally taken your pills?

[@MrEdioss]

Quite generous to call them valve, instead of "that dude"

[@thatkoboldgaming7114]

Stardust is basically just “Movie Theatre Carpet” war paint. Wooooow… 🙄

[@TheBrawlUnit]

At least a movie carpet would have actual texture and imperfections, not flat shapes on a flat color background.

[@1964catt]

Also you can go to the cattolog at the loudout menu in the middle i think to look at the items

[@skystar59-isnt-that-cool]

I personally really liked the war paints. broken record and stardust do suck, and the pirna mania, sleek greek and brawlers iron are good enough almost being amazing (tho pirna would be bad if it wasn't for the custom wear), and all the others slap so I see this as a win.

[@CrazyLegs-22]

i'm surprised he didn't instantly combust at stardust

[@corny420]

show me your fursona please : D

[@itsjacob502]

damnit you ruined the scout gravestone one for me. i forgot it was a meme from a few years ago. if you don't think about it it's pretty funny otherwise.

[@titant4748]

You know what would be great relate to people wanting to play Arena and other Gimmicky gamemodes? Being able to just join those kinds of servers with the server browser and quickpl- oh wait, Valve killed that thanks to the horrible matchmaking system. Aaaaaah I love Valve. Thank you for making horrible decisions and not having the balls to revert them Except for Yoshi who works on Deadlock. He seems kinda chill from what I've experienced

[@automashups]

1:24:58 lol

[@MaxSkaggles-hb5fy]

I think that the best three paints are blackout, gobi, and greek

[@JackO_kidplosion]

I only clicked on this video cause of the thumbnail… I’m disappointed

[@seraphim6245]

I really how the map concept of dynamite is done better by another map

[@sourcw8768]

Happy Thursday king zest.

[@robertcioveie8113]

1:12:53 Steam is DED! Not big suprise.

[@DinkyKnag]

I honestly really like crushing defeat, and I could easily see myself using it against someone I don't like on the other team. But I am a heavy main, so it may be a case of Stockholm Syndrome.

[@anielabogusz2719]

if richter wants to talk about pathetic, then how about the way he tries to suck up to zesty at every opportunity. it's like he's always looking to say something that would get him to agree (largely failing while at it). p.s. cosmetics not affecting your viewmodel is far from an actual issue, half the time it'd look far worse and definitely more cluttered for it.

[@noobko4007]

29:00 joycon skin

[@bananashoplifter3440]

Wasn't able to catch it live, but I'm ready for Slop Fortress!👻 4:27 and already an issue, made by the doxxer :')

[@OscarknightTF2]

zest e. jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@nolader28]

how is the bandit hat Fortnite

[@deppo436]

I do like both VSH and Zi, in fact I'd go as far as to say they don't deter from the territory control design that most TF2 gamemodes go for, and they still fit in with TF2 overall. But I also understand that the issues those gamemodes came with initially soured a lot peoples interest from them. So I was surprised to find out both received new content for this years Scream Fortress.

[@TheG_Boy]

Finally

[@looper4235]

Tombstone taunt literally fits all his rigid rules on what a "taunt" should be, yet gets immediately called slop for referencing an old inoffensive meme. Truly the mayor of Frown Town.

[@dancingenginier5707]

i do like a lot of the stuff in the case. worst its either too boring or it barely doesnt fit the style

[@phoenixtheraver]

Worse Scream fortress yet

[@Lethal_Spoon]

i only care about war paints so it’s the best in my book

[@abdallatifalafandi2522]

Nah not even close lol

[@MrEdioss]

At least less bots, don't care for cosmetics

[@phoenixtheraver]

First impression was definitely bad, crafted heavy rain table and poop fetti zooming broom and was like wtf is this.... Warpaints should have been in the summer update, nothing Halloween about them, besides two of them. They seemed really basic, I kinda like the flashy paints. New taunts are meh. Taunt effects meh Hat effects meh besides galaxy fire and it's white variant. Those phantom effects are okay too. Two redeeming qualities. Heavy has his first quickswitch misc (hellish overlord) and the vampire hair is also unusual too.

[@Goob-6968]

@@phoenixtheraver L opinion

[@radda7447]

1:25:00 :)

[@miaesesagerald3333]

64135 Hollis Fork

[@iwavrQwpX4uB39nilBlQ]

you live with your mom?!

[@EthVortexShield]

Wtf reptite asuka

[@Задумчик]

blud was going mental about the gravestone taunt lol

[@zestyalt]

meme garbage sucks

[@Задумчик]

@@zestyalt it can annoy people, so sounds like a good taunt

[@skinnyskinhead9492]

Braindead chat

[@pancakemaster412]

This update made me realize this game will die so I’ll be selling my arcana pencil pusher and my other unusuals

[@CH4RL3S_69]

It's been rotting since 2020 and you just realized?

[@pancakemaster412]

@@CH4RL3S_69 I knew the game was in a dying state I just had hope savetf2 would do something. This update is after savetf2 and this is all they could put together. No new weapon, unusual weapon, spells anything that would be refreshing than the same garbage they add. I hope the workshop creators eat dog shit.

[@RomanCollapses]

@@CH4RL3S_69trader mains have a high amount of copium and are still putting money into TF2 largely due to a sunk cost fallacy

[@RomanCollapses]

@@pancakemaster412 Were you feetmaster42?

[@pancakemaster412]

@@RomanCollapses No I’m not feetmaster

[@JAIBADRIVISHAAL]

NERF SNIPER BUFF SPY DELETE RAZORBACK DELETE DARWIN DANGER SHIELD DELETE BAZAR BARGAIN BUFF GAS PASSER BUFF BABYFACEBLASTER BUFF SANDMAN

[@JAIBADRIVISHAAL]

BASED

[@kage2073]

dude im sorry but youre opinons on warpaints are way to dull dude, with how you present it no skins should be anything other than these boring 2 tone weapon warpaints featuring nothing but black and team color. let people be creative n make stuff that actually takes more thought then just mmm matte dark grey and some shade of color.

[@dixon6365]

Creativity should have limits. These days people treat TF2 workshop as their personal art page, which it shouldn't be. If you want to flex your creative muscle, just use art station, twitter, reddit, whatever internet platform you want. But if you want to post your art on the platform which can add items officially to the game, be at least mindful of game artstyle and themes. Yes, Valve themselves have fucked with it through promotional items, but it doesn't mean that we should continue to encourage these types of cosmetics / maps / war paints

[@ColonelKlink1965]

You clearly never listened to Zesty, because did he never said "All warpaints must be team color, grey and black." You should really watch his workshop streams. Zesty is the same guy btw who likes Liquid Asset, what do you mean dull?

[@phoenixtheraver]

@kage2073 thank you, this is the comment I was looking for. Look at all these boring warpaint this scream fortress

[@lazyvector]

"creative n takes more thoughts" The creative and takes more thoughts in question: randomly slap stickers on stolen from internet base (or straight up stolen drawing from the internet slapped on a weapon)

[@kage2073]

@@ColonelKlink1965 watched heaps over the last couple years and I’ve come to see he’s just cynical about some things particularly warpaints