Beej's Bins || commodoreHUSTLE

[@hiimemily]

"Did you put beards on my unsettling gay sons?" cH Wheeler with an immediate banger line, hoo boy.

[@sienka511]

I love that adam's character in CH is basically just 'reasonable human being' it's such a good contrast to everyone weirdness its amazing

[@kilo3989]

Adam plays the Token Reasonable Person in the TTRPGs I've seen him in (V:TM and Cam's Dice Friends) and he does a *stellar* job of it.

[@devinkerr5474]

Yeah, but then he asked "Why is the Piss mug with the Ichor" like a normal question and I remember he's a part of LRR again

[@bookclubfilms]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that they got "Technically correct but deeply unsettling" on a plaque from that episode a while back?

[@n8rboy]

“Why is the piss mug in with the ichor?” is a spectacular line.

[@ASpaceOstrich]

I wonder if Graham just puts it in the trash rather than the dishwasher.

[@jediarcherbc709]

Brand new sentence

[@CSDragon]

Oh dang, Alex is gone from the opening crawl. I'm gonna miss him being a regular. Him and Beej's antics were my favorite combo.

[@tommello2013]

same

[@spavatch]

Like the credit card shopping trip 😅

[@CSDragon]

@@spavatch yes, that one was one of the best

[@radix4400]

He ascended after timewalking I am pretty sure.

[@THESP-rz3hg]

I'm so glad we resolved that long running cH storyline about Wheeler and his Mime-sons which has totally always been part of cH lore

[@sentientwaffle535]

From the very beginning, in fact

[@THESP-rz3hg]

He's been here the whole time@@sentientwaffle535 THE WHOLE TIME.

[@andorrasrevenge1683]

I’m at a loss. What is this? If you don’t mind.

[@sentientwaffle535]

@@andorrasrevenge1683 Wheeler's mime children, who have existed alongside him since the beginning of this series regardless of what anyone may say

[@andorrasrevenge1683]

@@sentientwaffle535I believe you, and always will from here on.

[@JenxRodwell]

It is actually a bit surreal to have Commodore Hustle back.

[@LordSathanas]

Yeah, hearing that theme again was...powerful

[@thefollowingisatest4579]

I never found a way to articulate this feeling until now, but so much of the identity of cH is the music and transitions. Perhaps obvious to say, but it makes every era of feel like it is seamlessly part of the same thing. I just think that's really cool.

[@rhvette]

Look, everyone knows the ichor goes with the effluence, bilge, radioactive, and bile. When in doubt, BRIBE.

[@zfrankhauser4292]

Exactly, how do they not have the Bile Barrel? Is it just not a Canadian thing to have a barrel of miscellaneous liquid wastes?

[@heartofgoldfish]

​@@zfrankhauser4292I hear that in Canada, miscellaneous liquid waste comes in bags

[@0lderSch00l]

You know, they could solve this whole problem if they just ask Paul where he disposes of his disastrously-failed and all-too-successful experiments.

[@cha0sniper]

So, what do we all think they used for ichor? My money's on soya sauce xD

[@octochan]

​@@cha0sniperI assumed it was soy sauce before they clarified it was ichor

[@User5770]

I always experience such glee whenever the LRR Puppets appear for any amount of time. And they're even letting Bartleby play with- er, hang around with- er, exist in proximity to them. I also identify with Beej's frustration on a deep emotional level, as someone who constantly is trying and failing to get people in the house to use the correct bins.

[@ForsakenGrevas]

That opening bit felt like someone at LRR said "Wheeler, I need you to imagine you're my beloved son and my spouse just died, and only your particular brand of non-sequitur humor dialed up to 11 and then put through the mythical Greek laser mirror can offer me relief."

[@sirspate]

Involving everyone in production of a video about proper bin usage was a clever way to ensure all staff were aware of proper bin usage. Well done.

[@sirspate]

Wonder if this one pops off as viewers start sending it to coworkers..

[@Schwuuuuup]

Credits say it is written by Graham and Kathleen .. are you sugessting this episode was just a scheme of them to increase Moonbase hygiene?

[@ProjectAz]

"That chair wasn't even here!" Cam always with the golden lines, Never Change Cam

[@zfrankhauser4292]

God starting off with a "Beards" joke is immaculate, I love Wheeler being in the CHustle canon now. Edit: All Hail The Piss Mug

[@cossin281]

Is this a reference I’m not getting?

[@GG-dt5hh]

​@@cossin281A "beard" is a fake straight partner for a gay person in events or situations they aren't out. The joke is the Mimumverate *are* out so don't need beards, at least not that kind.

[@braveothello1896]

​@@cossin281"Beard" is old slang for the romantic partner who closeted gay person is publicly in a relationship with to publicly perform heterosexuality. Since the Mimes are out, they don't need a beard

[@Sahdirah]

@@cossin281In slang, a “beard” is a woman a gay man is in a relationship with, in order to make it look to the world like he’s heterosexual. Hence Wheeler saying his gay sons don’t need beards, they’re out and proud

[@OctopusOwl]

The Piss mug was a gift, via mail time, and to my knowledge it’s just a favorite mug of Matt’s to use on streams, and now in cH!

[@PantherAssaultCannon]

I like to think Beej used some kind of substitution jitsu on the chair to escape.

[@ShawnMcNaughton]

Wait, is that what the Beejdrops are? A Beej from another dimension replacing an object (humans are objects!) in this one?

[@jackielinde7568]

I thought the paper was Beej, and either Kathleen or Graham responsible for the chair.

[@robguttridge6591]

I just have to stop and acknowledge Graham's "bin anarchy peels" before continuing.

[@Thesreyn1]

The absolute state of the Internet in 2024 that they felt the need to include the clarifying joke about how they appropriately dispose of their waste.

[@poisonmalcy]

I'm just happy that Graham has reached a point where he's happy for an absence of fruit flies, even if it means Cam still doesn't have his specimens.

[@plaid_scientist]

The Year is 2030 LRR has expanded so much everyone has 1 frame in the commodoreHUSTLE intro the LRR number has overtaken the Bacon number for separation-based measurement

[@User5770]

Then, one day, The Great Beejdrop happens as foretold and suddenly everyone in every intro frame is Beej.

[@bryancooper1244]

And even with only a single frame the intro is 5 minutes long.

[@robguttridge6591]

As someone who worked in the field of recycling for over thirty years, I'm really ambivalent about being seen, but extremely impressed by how clear-sighted you are. Thank you, you're too kind. Really.

[@Choiseul11]

I saw this on live and have rewatched it twice on KZbin, and every single time Wheeler saying "Well technically an apple is a fruit and that was a fritter." really kills me. So glad CH is back!

[@paulkleihege1509]

The 'binanarchy peels' joke and Beej's subsequent reaction face is amazing. CH continues to be one of the best sitcoms I have ever watched.

[@TBSkyen]

I am still so happy that commodore hustle is back

[@malkavcandy]

poor cam, he's gonna be doing the dishes by himself forever

[@jackielinde7568]

1. Cam, I will GLADLY discuss dishwasher policies with you, on the provision I can drive all the way up to Victoria, BC from Phoenix, AZ with my dirty dishes to "borrow" your dishwasher. 2. I FELT Beej's pain... Deeply... in this story. DEEPLY. (Glad my city only provides ONE CAN for trash and ONE CAN for recycles and LIP SERVICE that they actually do recycle. Makes life so much easier. Too bad plastic bags and any cardboard that has ANY glossy stuff on it can't go into the recycling bin. 3. BEEJ! I don't know if anyone says this (outside of LRR management, and hopefully they say this to you at least once a week), but "Thank you for all the actual office management stuff (you know, the stuff outside of writing, acting, and producing the videos) that you do." Seriously, I've been on this rock long enough to see how several small and large businesses run, and a good office manager is essential. Loading Ready Run wouldn't be what it is without you.

[@dennisbradford7216]

My favorite line has got to be "Hey why is the piss mug with the ichor?"

[@dennisbradford7216]

My second favorite is "Unless there's active malfeasance--" "--that sounds like us!"

[@TheCandyManTeam]

watching the opening bit reminds me a lot of "You have a very interesting relationship with sincerity", I love it XD

[@ryanmullins8836]

Constantly blown away by Adam's timing and performances, always my fav parts of commodorehustle and friday nights

[@Derpmind]

"We are... bad people." Got it, thanks Beej!

[@sandmanlives3]

Excellent, as always. Thank you. 7:32 I waited for Beej’s bat to come up after his speech, but I think it’s threatening nature did the job well enough as is. Good stuff.

[@thisbymaster]

Beej in a labcoat stalking people to figure out how they understand markers is hilarious.

[@MarlaDesat]

The curtains opening so he can observe is so good 😂

[@newttrain8667]

I'm glad Pistachio is still alive, I was worried for him.

[@remingtonhedrich1464]

Same, thought for sure he was put into a wood chipper.

[@Sahdirah]

He just wants to help and everyone is so mean to himb 🥺

[@megannissel]

Coming back a month later to say that "befouled paper" haunts me to this day.

[@berrim26]

"Enfilthened by foodstuffs" also

[@DavidMcBrien]

"That chair wasn't even here!" got me.

[@RobertJW]

Me too. The cackles!

[@geekingoutaboutdotcom8719]

I suspect it's the same chair from the FN Universe during the London Mulligan episode that rolled in towards the end.

[@campbellolney9753]

More of that black oil, huh? Probably nothing.

[@4Gehe2]

0:50 Kathleen's reaction is 10/10. It is a cut out material for meme use.

[@TheDualGamers1000]

I love that the actual misconceptions surrounding the dishwasher from that family boardgame stream made its way into cH, poor Cameron

[@famout]

Just only a couple minutes in, and already finding the hardest thing to believe is that this form of LRR has managed such success of staffing and Moonbase upgrades. It's a major reflection just how remarkably far actual LRR has come over time!

[@RLKC8]

2:25 OH MY GOD THEY GOT THE PLAQUE

[@SgtDax]

Another banger. Nice 4th wall break, Beej.

[@thealteredmind9475]

I cant begin to describe how happy I am that this series is back!

[@purklefluff]

As a follower of some of your content (toddlers are time singularities) it's great to see Cameron and Adam appear, those guys (and their hustle characterisations) are awesome and I don't see them too often in the LRR things I sporadically watch Hooray!

[@GGCrono]

Wheeler's debut in the cHverse is everything I hoped it would be.

[@ASpaceOstrich]

I was like "who's that guy? is that wheeler? nah, can't be" Without the beard he was unrecognisable.

[@EricChoiniere]

​@@ASpaceOstrichlike his Mime sons, Wheeler is out and doesn't need a beard

[@CSDragon]

2:20 my favorite part. Hits way too hard with my own living situations over the years lol

[@DeadFocussed]

Y'all are starting this year STRONG! 😆

[@lightfut]

I don't understand why the opening beards bit got me so good but oh hell it did

[@Teiran42]

Cameron's war with the dishwasher lives on, in yet another moon base. Awesome episode y'all.

[@Feebiz]

Man, this made me feel a lot better. Great work, LRRpersons!

[@Whatmor]

Grabbing the mug rather than season 1 is peek LRR comedy

[@MadMontyMN]

Hitting the ground running with this excellent addition to the series!

[@adrienneladd8375]

So good to see that Beej has recovered completely from the Meme Beam

[@captingghector]

Who is the monster who keeps trying to throw out the piss mug?

[@Ranakel]

It's a relatively little thing, but I just adore the interstitial shots of just one weird moonbase thing like the plush in the dice glass, or the wheel of cheese on top of the desert bus photo albums... I think they're photo albums?

[@bbnemi]

2:27 Its now an actual plaque!

[@3dpprofessor]

"Yah, and you're right" was honestly an incredibly funny joke to start this thing out with.

[@UrdnotChuckles]

Active malfeasance does seem on brand for this fictionalized personification of shenanigans that is y'all. Also ichor just goes down the drain like any and all bodily fluids.

[@Togaoki]

This is a beauteous episode. Kind of glad that Wheeler isn't in as a full focus? The flow was nice. On another note this Ichor showed up with my Card Kingdom order, who should I bring this up with?

[@godofthunder4242]

"Sustained Panic" is a mood.

[@teddytackleson595]

I like how this episode explained what this show is better than the entirety of the other episodes (except for coffee time)

[@VashMaverick09]

God this was a great episode, top tier all the way through and the writing sharp as a damn diamond!❤

[@Jay-ei4cr]

This was spectacular! I cannot wait for more commodore hustle this year 😊

[@ExhaustedElox]

Sorry Cam. You did it once so the dishes will forever be your problem...

[@prometheustartarus]

Cameron did remember that.

[@2MeatyOwlLegs]

Major oversight to not name the episode Beej's receptacles

[@robguttridge6591]

There were "mouthfeel" issues with that name

[@CJRGamingPC]

The dishwasher is my favorite recurring LRR character

[@timeskip0300]

This is my favorite sitcom

[@adam-gould]

Wheeler's brand of humour is just... *chef's kiss*

[@extblues]

Props to Kathleen for the King Gizzard t-shirt.

[@arisauehara9125]

It's so lovely to have Commodore Hustle episodes back :D They're always good fun

[@Argusthecat]

I just want to give special appreciation to the scene of the blinds going up and revealing Beej. It's so simple, and so utterly absurd, that I didn't even really get that it was out of place for the first few watches.

[@Allenzo]

Are we ever going to get that 4th mime?

[@doughnut4608]

Always glad to see more commodoreHUSTLE. Keep it up!

[@gibbyc9293]

WOOOOOOOOO NEW YEAR STARTING OFF RIGHT

[@DrendarMorevo]

Last week at the update video many comments asked "hey, are we getting more cH in 2024?" The replies "here's a deflection pointing you at the episode we did in october" I see you.

[@loadingreadyrun]

The questions were more, “what about cH?” and “are you ever making more cH?” to which I replied that we had done it, implying the intent to continue.

[@DrendarMorevo]

@loadingreadyrun I was trying to give you credit for being clever and not giving away the game that we'd be seeing a new episode the very next week thus preserving the surprise.

[@loadingreadyrun]

Ah! Well then… thank you! 😅

[@paultuck]

I feel the Beej - Graham interaction resulting in a deflated, broken Beej had great Dave and Spokesman energy. I also love Beej's breaking the 4th wall as well.

[@nerdaccount]

Every office I've ever worked at. And isn't Ichor both a poison and a magical item? I'm hoping I get to see where the LRR crew get theirs from... I"m thinking maybe James is more than he seems.

[@KynElwynn]

It's the blood of Greek gods. It also means a watery discharge from a wound

[@nerdaccount]

I guess I've always seen it in games! thanks!!! @@KynElwynn

[@fastlane250]

Only the cH crew would be foolhardy enough to taunt a _god_ that is only asking them to *please* just _properly_ recycle. edit: 7:39 _"Oh shit, he can see us!"_

[@RiverGloom]

What a strong follow up episode, this series was so missed by me and I'm sure so many more.

[@thebookpotato310]

Cam is my favorite pile of rat kings in a sweater

[@Mysterymelmoth]

Thats was fantastic, thank all of you very much.

[@xremming]

The piss mug was an instant classic, where did we see it first?? Was just yesterday thinking of Commodore Hustle and wishing for more, so perfect timing. Loving that Wheeler is now officially part of this too.

[@Splungified]

It's OK, I still have my Season 1 DVD

[@dragonic13]

The two best things y'all have ever done are commodoreHUSTLE and Friday Nights. Keep it up. The Playlist for commodoreHUSTLE needs some fixes.

[@rhymeswithmoose228]

These new commodoreHUSTLEs make me so happy.

[@TiredinIT]

Oh hey, Pistachio the Productivity Puppet is still around.

[@K4RN4GE911]

5:00 got a hearty chuckle out of me. That was too good.

[@ThirdChronicles]

Just the first two minutes of this has me extremely excited for what's to come. Thanks for the great content!

[@jamiedunlop9641]

Beej's momentary 4th wall glance is absolute gold.

[@pauldee1577]

I'm interpreting the chair being left for Cameron as a hint that Cameron should jam the chair INTO the dishwasher to set everything straight.

[@mxg75]

Sure the line in the end credits could have been shortened to THANKS: Boomer

[@thecolortwelve3784]

Oh Cam. You do make me smile.

[@Wezla]

I gotta remember landlords friend, thats a good one

[@Chaossonic127]

IAN IS MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON. GUNDAM WING IS AN UNPARALLELED MASTERPIECE.

[@Xianvelasco411]

This might be my favorite hustle, its just so good.

[@WizardOfDocs]

not gonna lie, "recycling a hard drive containing most of cH season 1" still does me a frighten I remember the first time the Hustle characters lost most of season 1

[@itsSevro]

Blown away LRR still exists. The nostalgia

[@daltonchaney1504]

I need a shirt, with a silhouette of Adam next to a bin and speech bubble that says “why is the piss mug with the ichor?”

[@Brozard]

“The full ones get picked up faster! I don’t want fruit flies.” I was really hoping to hear Cam off camera yell “My specimens!”

[@Ravnicanhobbit]

Couldn't have asked for a better start to 2024!

[@dethem]

i love the not so subtle wink to the camera about Commodore Hustle at the end there