Deep in the Uh-Oh | ep. 112 - Lifeline

[@SupergoodStudios]

We posted our first live show taping over on Lifeline Luxury! patreon.com/lifelineluxury

[@lasvegascrisis]

❤❤❤

[@ReynaldaZapien]

Low key hate when they got guests. So happy it’s just them two 😊

[@moossn9347]

Only guest that would add something to the show is Bill D’Elia.

[@GBullockNC]

I thought I was the only one. Lol when there’s a guest, they get friendly and agreeable. I don’t wanna see that. I wanna see sibling rivalry 😂😂

[@mkwilson38]

Of course David Sullivan would be good, but I agree it’d be cool to only be good friends or family

[@SickNaban]

Is this because the last guest was a robot?

[@taylorellis6358]

Dude I don’t mind guests but after the last one - my faith in their guest picking has been destroyed

[@ajp1282]

The way Matt said STFU to Chris's accusations of fake laughter had me doubled over 😂😂😂

[@mattdelia]

LMAOOOOOOO sometimes you gotta lay it down- and lay it down REAL fast.

[@emek28]

i’m dead each time i hear” John Lennon once said…” 🤣

[@mattdelia]

I am also dead when this happens- but in a different way. (I die on the inside.)

[@aja5933]

So is john lennon

[@brooksdurham8244]

I’m like “here we go” 😂

[@TheKevyKev]

It’s Sunday babies!! Let’s Lifeline!!!

[@rtmpregame1945]

LETS GO SUNDAYS ARE FOR LIFELINE

[@realtyrocker]

24:00 2 hours ago, I was pondering if I should write songs again more seriously after my mom passed. I do it anyway, but gave up the more serious aspects of the pursuit a few years ago and have felt it's been a waste of time considering other things. I know my mom would want me to do it. This advice has me crying because it's just so true. & Matt also left me a note after my mom passed. I'preesh .....Edit: the John Lennon quotes, hahaaaaaduuuuuuuuuuude

[@mattdelia]

❤️❤️❤️

[@Timmy2Dope]

Yo Mike from Canada is WYLIN 😂😂😂😂 I haven’t laughed that hard in a minute 😭

[@JamesScrote]

Look up the Bradford Pear tree ir Callery Pear. It literally smells like.... semen

[@christacastillo4491]

I agree, I have smelled it before too!!! It’s true!!!

[@SmokestackRelics]

Life sure rips even harder when the brothers are at it together ❤❤❤

[@jarrettthomas4865]

Chris yawning in the middle of Matt’s promo and advice segment is soooo eh respectful 😂 Matt’s getting the truest form of his brother and that is true integrity

[@TaalianLIVE]

The look on Chris' face at the end of the episode when he said "Idk man you could go further with it", was the best look ever. Dude was so excited to take it further, but didn't wanna push Matts buttons any more while at the same time wanting to make Anthony laugh more LOL so gold..

[@jacobembry6709]

Rip Dimitri D'elia

[@mattdelia]

Thank you.

[@mindyhuntbeach8026]

Lifeline live was really awesome! The people were great and the two of you were on fire! Great job!

[@mattdelia]

Thank youuuuuu!!! We LOVVVVED doing the live show. Can’t wait to do it again, wherever that ends up being!

[@rondoespsych5901]

The wall touching storry with "thats from guys like u," is so hilarious 😂

[@saulgoodman7509]

Firing on all syllables today. Love it when a John Lennon quote comes out! 😂😂😂

[@xkukkzugerx]

One of the best episodes so far😂

[@RizonielTV]

I LOVE YYY'GUYS THANKS FOR ANOTHER EPPPP

[@superfrodo4]

Can we get a full interview with Mike from Canada.

[@FreshYoungDude]

Not naming the episode Christopher Walcum was a huge mistake.

[@bensong421]

That pooh was hard to watch

[@bensong421]

But still you gotta lock it in and try your best..... gfy

[@EasySeason93]

50:20 I hate that I relate to this statement. He tried to plan ahead, and also noticed a stink in the family vehicle. Now she has messed up the planning ahead, and ALSO did not acknowledge the car food stink. And when you get blood red mad, everything stacks up. So not only did you ask me to be late when I planned ahead to avoid being late, but now I can also more heavily smell the car food stink, and I am blood red mad. But to Kristin/spouse, I am just exaggerating my frustration on topics that you don’t find to be that important because they don’t matter to you, which only escalates how blood red mad I get. Holy cow how do you keep a level head and keep on rippin life in these moments…!

[@EasySeason93]

Because love overcomes petty aggressions. But still, BRM lol Chris I love you man, and Kristin, I love you for putting up with Chris’ antics

[@EasySeason93]

“Also, I was on time for your stuff, and the family stuff, but now I am late for my stuff, even though I planned ahead to not be late for my stuff. But I love you, because you put up with me when I do similar outlandish stuff that I don’t even notice. And you still love me even when I call you out on outlandish stuff like this”.

[@EasySeason93]

Or tell me I am way off base, which is definitely possible (S-Insi)

[@mandylam5760]

The wall doctor is the chocolate croissant guy 😆

[@Joeysmama15]

The last few minutes of ghost Chris had me cry laughing. My bestie and I have quoted it at least 10 times since watching. Thanks for the laughs!😂

[@jarrettthomas4865]

That intro was fire…I forgot the name of the show for a min and kept searching for hotline Chris Delia lol

[@lukeanderson5726]

Was one of the best podcasts I've ever seen.. this specific one

[@romefox]

Wow Matt, what you said about the brain transitioning to non existence gave me chills, its something fascinating. I think about it often and I believe this too. The mind comforts itself, people describe it as a calm feeling, or bliss. The amazing thing is, that feeling of bliss is always there, just isnt accessed all the time, the mind is so powerful, it literally is reality.

[@boomerseesz6078]

I didn't really plan on subscribing to luxury, but that trailer for the live show got me. Well done, now I gotta see it!!

[@mattdelia]

Now THIS… is what I love to see! Thanks for subscribing!!! 🙏🏼

[@boomerseesz6078]

I've been a Chris fan for years, the episode of congratulations with both of you was the best and low key Matt is the secret weapon to this podcast. Don't tell Chris.. he will be pissed!

[@melp723]

“Ghosts don’t want to be funny, dude.” 😂 👻

[@KatKyle-dn3vm]

Dude one could be sooo funny as a ghost

[@foggyvhs8790]

I like how Mordar from the afterlife is a robot

[@zackmacdonald8236]

I NEEDED that story about the car Chris, and I NEEDED to hear your thoughts about it Matt. Perfect timing, thank you guys so much. Changing lives.

[@mattdelia]

Doin’ our part ya know? Glad we came thru for ya!!!

[@justdointhings9165]

Wow. When Matt told Chris to stfu.. I was in the middle of a set and had to stop I was laughing so hard.

[@wyattamick]

24:00 some of the best advice ever given on this show

[@meggiemegggs]

Lemon juice does lighten hair if you have sun-lightened hair naturally. My daughter who is mixed has natural balayage gold tipped hair from the sun in the summer. Her grandma put lemon juice in her hair and it lightened her whole head

[@slimjadeyyy]

we got an Eminem impression 😂❤ yay

[@C.A.D.]

Mike from Canada is family like myself 😂

[@reskepa7028]

3:23 “remember? How funny it was?” Matt is me🪞

[@mattdelia]

🤣🤣🤣

[@elbowpack8982]

I wonder what the Delias were genuinely thinking with their last guest. They were so nice to that guy and it didn’t feel right.

[@EasySeason93]

Separate post to include Matt, bc last post was very Matt forward, Matt, you are the equilibrium that keeps that keeps this podcast afloat. You are so intelligent and calm and funny. Chris hits a different cap of funny that hurts my ribs, but your comedy is just as enjoyable, while you also level out Chris lol

[@brooksdurham8244]

Yo Chris, I think the quote from JL you’re looking for might be “life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans” so do what you love in that moment regardless of what people think. ✌️

[@tjvuuren8136]

One doesn’t find out accidentally what it smells like; it requires intent, which is why I have no idea what mine smells like and I don’t want to know. Am I alone here?

[@MarayaGavin5839]

Lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅 yes the fake run is like respect for the you’re letting me go ok so let me hurry and get out of the way

[@87Lowbird]

Whew, was nervous there wasn't going to be an episode today.

[@westernpop4090]

Lifeline live was amazing. If you’re not subscribed you’re missing out.

[@mattdelia]

That’s what’s up!!! Thanks dude!

[@zackkeswick6370]

Agree 100% with matt’s perception of the after life and NDEs

[@mattdelia]

Hell yeah dude.

[@CR_22]

19:17 “defensivo” if you didn’t think of James Brown’s bit you’re not a real fan 😂 “this is a man’s world”

[@zburkst2928]

to the first submission: don't tell your employer you're looking for a better job, just take the bar manager spot and continue to look for your next job while you do that

[@dontbetreadin4777]

Common sense ain't so common

[@SootSootSootSooty]

Chris, it is so glaringly obvious that she didn’t want to answer you because she didn’t want you to get mad. Probably especially because she was asking you to be late. And maybe she could tell you weren’t in the best mood already. Maybe the atmosphere was already slightly tense. And, probably earlier, either her or Cal was super hungry and she needed to grab something quickly. Clearly she knows that’s something you’d not be happy with. I see your POV- (pls don’t eat in the car)- and have also been in her position at times - (it’s just this once, it’s no big deal, what they don’t know won’t hurt them). And BOTH of you are right. So to avoid the subterfuge on both sides, you need to accept that sometimes rules will be broken and you will forgive that in other people and not get mad, because there are extenuating circumstances and she needs to be honest when that happens, explains why it did and apologise and also acknowledge that it’s really frustrating when someone asks a question and the other person doesn’t give a direct answer and not do that in future. She would be honest if you didn’t get mad and you wouldn’t get mad if she didn’t eat in the car. She shouldn’t eat in the car if you bought it and that’s your request, but you should accept sometimes rules will be broken and you forgive that, calmly re-establish the boundary of ‘pls don’t eat in the car honey, it’s just this thing I have, I accept this was a one off, but moving forward, I’d really like it if you respected that. I know you didn’t do it to purposefully upset me. Alls good.’ And you GENUINELY need to let it go. If it happens again, you calmly reestablish the boundary and let it go. The third time it happens, I’m sorry but then you have someone who is not respecting your boundaries and that’s not ok and a big issue. What are reasonable boundaries? That’s up to both of you to decide. I think if you work hard to buy things, it’s a fair boundary to ask your partner to respect and look after them and eating in the car can eventually get very messy. I think Kristen would agree with that. But again, sometimes on rare occasions we all need to make an exception. You are able to respond calmly when you know you have a process in place and forgiving things doesn’t mean the other person thinks that’s a green light to do as they please.

[@SootSootSootSooty]

Also Chris, the reason she wanted to not drive separately is because she wants to be WITH you. I doubt it cause you guys are so hard up she’s trying to be economical and save petrol. As a woman I understand this and have done it countless times. ‘Let’s go together’ - means, let’s be together. Because I LOVE YOU and I like spending time with you. So while it made you late, try to remember that the origin of it all was coming from the best place and that you have a wife who loves you and wants to be with you as much as possible. I don’t know Kristen personally, but from what I’ve seen of her, I’m 99% sure when it comes to you and the kids, the underlying motive of her behaviour is always love. Sometimes when we feel disrespected or whatever it’s hard to remember that.

[@SootSootSootSooty]

Also, another angle is maybe she thought you were hungry and that’s why you were asking about food. And how can she know if there’s food in the car when she’s doing something else like putting her makeup on.

[@ryanirvine7418]

@@SootSootSootSootyEhhhh, ssss’many words

[@tristandavid2343]

@@SootSootSootSooty what the actual fuck do you care for…….shut. Up

[@wRAAh]

36:27 What a great bit. I am an old fart, and recently a bus driver, already pulling out of the station, saw me coming and stopped. So I ran. And I don't run well. Even though it was nice of him to stop to let me on the bus, I saw his grin for making this old carcass try to run. I hated it, yet I thanked him. What an ass. Him. Or no: me. Neeh: him. No: me.

[@lancertreepuffer]

54:55 Jesus offers peace of mind about death. It's more valuable than ppl realize. Everyone goes somewhere when they shed the mortal coil. Accept and believe in Jesus Christ as your savior. He's real and welcoming 🤙

[@seenoevül98]

Amen

[@otisguy7173]

I love you guys! Thanks 🤘🏽😎

[@yurrickhunt9707]

Just here to remind everyone Chris spent $3,000 on Prada overalls

[@racheller8753]

😏

[@brooksdurham8244]

If ya have the means…I mean wouldn’t be what I’d spend but what keeps Chris happy keeps him funny and his humor makes me happy 😜 😊

[@youngmedusa5844]

There’s a tree that smells like seeeman there was one by my beauty school and it smelled like straight jizzzzz

[@amaraaubre]

Chris’s awareness of how he could seem like an asshole to Kristin is such a blessing and a curse - it’s very telling that he’s grown a lot as a man ! But also Matt’s innocence of not realizing why that would make Chris seem like an asshole because it’s so obviously not him being an asshole also makes me feel bad for Chris because it’s like he’s so concerned every second about seeming this way or that way . Super stressful lol but I love the emotional intelligence .

[@loyreyenas7478]

As "silly" as they are, they both exhibit super high levels of self awareness, it's because they know it could be commented on comedically I think but it doesn't matter. They're constantly assessing intentions of each word they say and how it could be interpreted it's incredible to watch.

[@SmokinKlocks]

15:26 that’s crazy that Chris randomly made up Tuesday Jan 9 because that was actually a date from this year!!

[@reskepa7028]

That’s nuts

[@thejoshthat]

27:37 best thing Matt ever said! 🤣

[@zburkst2928]

chris should be a guest on kill tony

[@ChildishGambeaner]

He would get roasted way too hard bro terrible suggestion

[@mikeyrocks8664]

Chris’s Eminem impression is so good that Eminem put it in one of his songs. I bet Chris didn’t even know that. The song is “homicide”

[@lillybu]

I ALWAYS use my blinker. (Virtue signaling..) lol

[@DeAshaNapier]

Matt I NEVER noticed your nose thing until y’all brought it up so don’t worry about it 👍👍💜

[@mattdelia]

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@Cpt_JaK]

&both brothers think cum doesn't have a smell, both have undergone nose surgery. Hmm, yall can breath better, but can't smell your own scent of cum?

[@StefanBorglducky]

22:15 Check out Ayentee's music, he's a DIY rapper who's adressed these exact thoughts and struggles throughout his career, he wears it on his sleeve and just keeps making creatively fulfilling music while working a regular job and it's an awesome perspective... Definitely keep making songs for yourself if you've got it in you, congrats on the family

[@zburkst2928]

absolutely never leave any food in the rsq8 🗣️🗣️

[@wyattamick]

Only Patreon members get the Orange Guys reference 🤣🤣 such a great episode

[@mattdelia]

LOL I didn’t realize that!

[@katrinajoiner8120]

Whistling guy… just confront him and say “hey I’m sorry, I’m not trying to be a jerk, but I really just can’t focus on my work when you’re whistling. I just get super distracted and can’t get anything done.”

[@ukemisan1416]

That live teaser ❤ well done.

[@mattdelia]

🙏🏼

[@oscarwilde891]

to the bartender college grad guy - don't turn down promotions. if and when you leave, you'll now have a manager title on your resumé and be making more money until you do decide to leave.

[@nutellanebula]

40:55 the whistling is too much 😅 here is a solution by creating a problem: buy a loud ticking clock, and then bring it into work on your desk...say it's from your late great grandfather. Then, buy noise reducing ear plugs to help with the noise of both sources of noise. ***Or play white noise like ocean waves and say it reminds you of your family somehow. Just try to create more noise somehow.

[@brittneywolf15]

Please do a touring LIVE Lifeline!

[@thejoshthat]

@23:43 this guy must think that people that crochet sell their blankets for a million dollars. Iraq too, 40 years old. I love putting the puzzles of the words together, it's the same for me as doing a Sudoku book

[@thecorrectoification]

Hey guys, my loads absolutely smell like musky chlorine and it always has, I thought that was universal like every guy knowing what getting kicked in the gonads feels like. Anyways, when the guy in the video was asking his question, I actually thought he meant that his loads smell like the occasional hatchet wounds he has encountered throughout his romantic life. I didn't automatically assume he meant literal bushes.

[@jessehenderson6071]

For Halloween you should get a ouija board and have Dimitri as a guest

[@joestandley8487]

Question for the babies, which ep does Macho’s TikTok keep going off, it’s bothering me so much 😑

[@CartyCreative]

53:05 Please do and film it for the podcast

[@tltalkz]

Love you guys. Chris putting his shoes on the table was distracting. Long live Lifeline! ❤️

[@davidr6563]

@22:14 I know the feeling. I mean I don’t have kids or anything but, I have that same “why”. I should take my own advice on this. You are not wasting time and it matters because it’s something that you want to do. Like Matt said about artists, there are many successful artists that say they need to do even if they didn’t have all the success in their band or in rap. It’s all in the mind. No offense to gamers but making music is more productive than gaming. If you don’t use your creative outlet it’s going to negatively affect everything else because you need to have some way of expressing how you feel about things in your life. Above all things, have fun.

[@marili82]

Thoroughly loved this episode! Were giggling in bed while husband was sleeping! 😅

[@mattdelia]

Hahahaha that’s amazing I love this comment

[@timcinnati4420]

I’ve always loved Kristen eats McDonalds and your car smelling like a McDouble made me laugh so hard

[@robertjchoi5012]

What’s that big red spot on Chris’s arm near the pit? Is it tatt?

[@TeHUnreaL]

Noticed that too, looks like a massive bruise

[@mattdelia]

Pretty sure that was from cupping. (During acupuncture.)

[@MaximillzKing]

Funniest episode in a long time!!!

[@d-rockanomaly9243]

Getting a pension position at 22 is pretty remarkable. Don't take it for granted guy. Also EMT.. I have wanted to be an EMT at one point. When I was about your age. I ultimately decided not to. I'm 34 now and I'm glad I didn't. Every EMT or paramedic I've ever talk to and everything I've read about it it's just an underpaid position and the work is extremely difficult and stressful. There's a reason their average life span is low. Maybe cool to experience it for a bit while you're young but it's a tough tough career and it doesn't seem like everyone's got out for it. But if that's for you then do your thing but I would take the other position. Also there's always high demand for EMTs so you can just do it eventually if you want

[@lancertreepuffer]

Runk rickity rickity RUNK

[@hannahbw8329]

I'm 100 percent with Chris, he anticipated being on time for group therapy, it would annoy me if my partner said after: 'you can be a bit late, no?' I would have been pretty upset, and I don't have anger issues. Love Kristin, but this round goes to Chris. He was disrespected.

[@cuanmeyer4680]

Lmao Mordar was so funny

[@maynardtrendle820]

I am Dmitry D'Elia. I survived the fan attack, and Chris is pretending (and has convinced Matt) that I was killed. I am actually the most handsome of the D'Elia clan, but my brothers' jealousy has resulted in my current exile. I wish our parents well, and to Matt I say; Remember the Alamo. I know you'll know what it means, brother. Friend.🌞 Also...can I borrow $10,000 dollars? I need it in half Yen, half Bitcoin. By Thursday, as well. I'm your LITERAL brother.😢

[@mattdelia]

You’re… alive??!!! (Also no sorry I’m broke but good luck w the 10k!)

[@nephrotoxick8]

Luigi with a bird nose , too good

[@otisguy7173]

I haven't heard the one about... 😂😂🙌🏽

[@damonlillycomedydlc8788]

“Kick, punch, It’s all in the mind”

[@trishm142]

4:43 hahaha but why did I also do that for a time in my life wth

[@spunzeevariety4380]

"foreign" hahaha!!

[@jennabolmgren]

👻 “I DIED IN THE TWELVE HUNDRAADS” 👻

[@donnyringo7862]

I agree with Chris about the weird humming thing

[@ukemisan1416]

100% can relate to being deep in the uh oh .

[@leekautz2926]

Matt loves baseball but will wear any hat as long as it's not baseball😆😆

[@mattdelia]

Haha! That’s… weirdly true actually!

[@amusedbyalexis]

LORD DO NOT TAKE A BAR MANAGER POSITION VS BARTENDING OR AN EMT LOL

[@loyreyenas7478]

Matt at 24:00 most affected ive ever been by words said on youtube, wow

[@mattdelia]

Meant every word! 🤙🏼❤️🙏🏼

[@loyreyenas7478]

@mattdelia your words gave me the activation energy to do this thing I've wanted to. If all goes to plan, I'll come back to this one day with such a smile. Thank you and stay great.

[@samjonesj1s]

Music takes a lot of energy and work and money and when we get older, especially rap, it feels like what is the point nobody is going to listen to some new rapper who is 38 and the point of making music for us is so it is heard and felt by others. It is not satisfying just to lay a track down

[@ItsParachuteAdams]

anyone else get a dangle cross earring cos of Matt?

[@mattdelia]

The answer SHOULD be: everyone did.

[@2os2syllables]

Definitely "I shouldve weeeennntttt!!!"‐ed in the car before

[@closetotheedge91]

Yaaaay he looks like fire power Luiiggiiiii yaaay duuuuude

[@Jukelikesgames]

Hey Matt, ya wrong about lemon juice. LOVE YA, obviously, buuutcha wrong about the lemon juice.

[@mattdelia]

Guess I gotta be wrong SOMEtimes. I’m ok with it in this instance. Thanks for letting me know.

[@heather.be.thy.name3.16]

Breaks my heart to hear non Christian people talk about no afterlife. How can you sit there and talk about how Magnificent the human brain is but not have any curiosity about how it was created?

[@prisonmike1877]

Looking forward to Mardars world tour