Rubbing Entrances | ep. 110 - Lifeline

[@SupergoodStudios]

Live show was a blast! Let us know below what cities we should consider next! 👇👇👇

[@dontknow3949]

Okay

[@dontknow3949]

Alright man

[@dontknow3949]

I mean sure alright dude

[@amandaholstein4026]

Knoxville TN

[@bazukii]

Why not do one in Australia? Heaps of people would come

[@DissiNotRA]

Laughing so hard at Chris commenting all his thoughts in light speed speech in between every word Matt says 😂😂😂

[@allynciadixon4070]

I literally thought I had accidentally sped up the video 😂😂😂

[@harrisonong]

Bill Nye the C## Guy is CRAAAAAZZY 🤣🤣🤣😭😭🧑🏼‍🦯‍➡️

[@rplgrime8006]

I was disgusted just like Matt, but sheesh could not stop laughing at how stupid the whole answer was.

[@molinasummers43]

Best ever

[@samjonesj1s]

Matt saying the guy forgot Samantha name to throw his wife off😂😂

[@bethcooper4534]

Everytime Matt laughs super hard at Chris an angel gets a dangly earring 🎉

[@gabbynikolova]

Chris' QVC impression is my ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE 😆

[@noahmiller4953]

“ I don’t want to get into it because of who you are” 😂

[@benjaminsmith5676]

Dude, the fact that you cut matt saying "cum" out at 28:18 but can still hear him saying it through chris' mic killed me. And idk why

[@tashineary1417]

Hahahahaha same

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

The guy at 24:30 looks like a guy wearing a Matt D'elia Halloween costume.

[@ChildishGambeaner]

Hahahaha holy shit how does this not have more likes 🤣

[@yurrickhunt9707]

21:45 You say the one with less syllables first unless they’re both one syllable like Chris and Matt then it doesn’t matter. yayyy figured it out

[@Kinz424]

“A magician coming” was the hardest thing I’ve laughed at in ages

[@IanWarren-oh9rf]

Alcamajizzum had me stopping my work to keel over laughing. I almost spilled paint all over the place. Love you guys

[@bryanbryan6108]

Don’t listen to a comedy podcast while holding paint, scissors, a baby, or a family member’s urn of ashes. Of course and obviously

[@richardskinner1155]

Chris wearing a wig today! Nice!

[@gigi0066]

The last guy was so mad about nothing.

[@rondoespsych5901]

Agreed. What a douche.

[@bazukii]

Yeah wtf, guy should relax

[@tidesonfire1004]

Drove from Monterey Bay to see the live show, and it was %100 worth it!!! Thanks for the laughs guys!

[@johnrogan7866]

You don't remember Sinbad as a genie. You just remember Sinbad, and Sinbad dressed like a genie.

[@tommygreenthumbs]

Shaq had the actual genie show that gets mixed up with Sinbad I think.

[@Shurredz]

I feel like someone said something wrong to their buddy once and it spread so far and now everyone accepts and agrees on the wrong piece of info Like a bad rumor lol ya know? And yea, he literally did dress like a genie

[@bearslinger_3009]

Sinbad the pirate

[@Downs-Indroam]

I definitely remember Sinbad in a movie where he was dressed like a genie... or pirate. I know Shaq very well and I am quite familiar with Sinbad, though I couldn't tell you specifically what other movies he has done. But *something* is up with this whole thing. Actually, before learning of the Mandela effect (this one) probably 10 years ago I remembered Sinbad being in a Shazaam type movie more than I remembered Shaq in one. Then again, maybe I am remembering something else and implanted Sinbad into the memory after being reminded of him... Some of them are really odd. The Berenstain Bears was a huge part of my childhood. I had lots of books and movies. I have this thing where when I read I have to repeat sentences until I soak in the information. If I zone out a little I have to go back so I fully grasp what the sentence is. I remember so vividly reading BerenstEin. I guess I remember it wrong but I don't know..

[@jumpboys1408]

​@@Downs-IndroamBro the berenstain bears one fucks with me to no end.. i know 💯 percent that it was BerenstEin bears. 🤯😅

[@jovannynieves4real]

Chris rocking the bedhead look today I see😄

[@secretgardenhomestead3251]

8.5/10

[@cc-sb1is]

9.2/10!!

[@thecorrectoification]

Honestly, Shaq dressed as a genie just kinda feels like Sinbad looks; or maybe Shaq dressed as a genie looks kinda like the memory of Sinbad feels. One of those two. Also, I have an even better explanation that I don't think most people have even considered. Everyone in the world subconsciously knows that Sinbad SHOULD HAVE been the person the studio cast in the Kazaam film as the genie role. Our minds are all making the correction in our memories of it. Like when you see a weird shaped tree in the woods at night and you think it looks like a person. Our brains are predisposed to understand that a tacky genie throwaway film role is meant to be played by Sinbad.

[@FelipeRodriguez-jw7kl]

Completely agree. Couldn't have said it any better.

[@davidsaylors24]

In the 90s sinbad hosted a movie marathon and was dressed as a genie in-between movies doing his hosting thing. That's what we remembered

[@slomocheetah]

love how Matt and his beverage are matching

[@Downs-Indroam]

18:15 Chris has never heard of the Large Hadron Collider? Yikes 😂😂😂

[@VideoScope]

Just right off the bat reading the title did anyone else think of scissoring?

[@sourdonkeyjuice]

Well of course because who wouldn't 😅

[@TRAVMABOY999]

I thought bumping assholes..yea dont even know 🤣

[@bryanbryan6108]

What else would you think “rubbing entrances” would be?

[@JTGily]

I don’t own drakkar noir man 😂😂😂

[@ashalz15]

Got on lifeline my guy?! GGs!

[@bryanbryan6108]

Even if you don’t, you do.

[@cre8ufitness13]

"Anthony has never had an orgasm!" I just choked on my oatmeal 🤣

[@omarmac1]

17:00 Sinbad had a movie as a secret service of a kid very similar as the Shaq movie 🍿 kazaam 😅

[@woolf9035]

Oh fuck I forgot about that!

[@MStromboli]

Johnny Cash new fav bit 🤣

[@rondoespsych5901]

This episode was hilarious... the entire jizzum convo had me rollin 😂

[@garrettcolling6578]

Congratulations, Lifeline, the private record, Matt and Chris’s hair are all great!

[@NickBlume]

Sinbad in a Christmas costume is what's up

[@daddymcpapi7520]

that's when things went from sinbad to sinworse

[@Downs-Indroam]

44:20 Been a while since I have seen one but don't hamsters have short curly tails like a pig tail?

[@racheller8753]

Matt's advice about wanting your parents to like you and suggesting that's an unlikable quality is brilliant that's great advice!! So true

[@codychurchill2172]

LITERALLY EUGENE OREGON YES PLEASE. We have a brand new comedy club called Olsen Run, we need you two!!

[@SlickJustin]

PHILLY IS WHERE THE NEXT LIVE SHOW SHOULD BE GOD DAMMIT

[@tonyworship]

I was there at your Irvine show. It was the most fun I’ve had at a comedy show so far. Loved it.

[@Dinomiester]

Lifeline Live Chicago! 🎉

[@josstephensjs]

The guy that asked about the party is JT GILLY he is a KZbinr and covers Pokémon go lol

[@daremoq9338]

Hamsters don't have tails! Matt, you are thinking of Gerbils. I wonder why?

[@ozaffer77]

That was an adorable submission. Hamsters just have lil nub tails not like rats at all Matt's thinking of gerbils (all of those are rodents though) & you can set their water/food up to be good for a day or two w/o a problem. Enjoy caring for hamsters as long as you want.

[@baddcheeta.]

Just lifeline style 😂😂

[@Xpzilla]

"old person talker" made me spit water on my screen

[@SimonaLisaBuRR]

Opening shot: immediately C’s hair stole the focus for the whole episode 😂

[@brittanyparsons2864]

It's Florida. .. we are all here waiting for you guys 😆

[@getlostemilie]

"If you are 20 and have a hamster get out of dodge" lmao

[@KatieSims22]

Yesss it’s Eugene, OR! Come come come!

[@norijagar]

MATT, CATS DO NOT SMELL. I've never, even one time come across a cat that smells bad. My babies, I'll never understand why people have it in their heads that CATS SMELL. Their litter boxes? Is that it? Dude they're like tucked away in the laundry room usually and don't smell that bad. Like am I insane here?

[@savannahwest2163]

Agreed. I have 2 cats and literally no one has ever said my house or anything of mine smells like I have cats. In my opinion, dogs smell

[@norijagar]

100% agreed.​@@savannahwest2163

[@yeehawpartner]

as a floridian can confirm i do love matt ✅

[@CR_22]

Homie describing all kinds of parties 😂

[@jhall900]

“ your such a prick hahaha” SO BROTHER

[@jarjarkaneko]

What's up with Chris's hair today? Looks like he stuck it in the old school dryers old ladies use at the salons. Lol!

[@mikec1554]

This episode was hilarious.

[@brettgodbee]

Higgs Boson brother. Higgs Boson dude. For my fellow PODs

[@youngn71890]

I saw the Sinbad movie as well. There's no way it wasn't real.

[@lessXhope88]

Bring Lifeline live to Boston!!

[@wyattamick]

Come to Ohio!! Much love Chris and Matt!

[@cloutxaddy4521]

Definitely come to Columbus, OH for the next live show!

[@phoolklip]

Are they going to post the live show?!?

[@mikaellugo4146]

Cool we’re back to saying “my mom, my dad” when talking to each other but we know they’re your mom and dad cooool!!!

[@YourFriendly8]

Alacajizzum is TOP TIER!!!!!!!! 💪🏼💪🏼

[@pascaltwigg6096]

Chris's hair looks like its wearing hair. A cascade of hair

[@Commandercooll]

Hamsters dont have the same tails as rats/mice. They have little stubby tails lol

[@ChildishGambeaner]

S'dork

[@deeb2359]

Love when you wear the Salem hat for some reason 😅

[@sidneycavin2617]

You guys GOTTA come to Vancouver to do a live show!

[@britdolan13]

Ironically, my two older brothers are Chris and Matt. Chris is the oldest. So Chris and Matt just always felt right to me.

[@nickwachtel]

If anyone needs tickets to see Chris in Chattanooga I have 2 tickets for sale, I can’t go anymore and just trying to get a portion of my money back HMU

[@yeahcurtis232]

replying to pump it up to top of comment section hopefully

[@mrmoore1423]

Last guy seems like the type who would also make a video complaining about the old people in the south NOT talking to him

[@ethanteel2238]

Love the show!

[@LM-ck5gl]

When Matt knows all the things, is the youngest mathematician, but also is unsure if a hamster is a rodent ☺️

[@tylermuchos8800]

Lifeline live in Toronto 🔥🔥🔥 That would rip!

[@twiztidtargaryen2611]

Can't wait for the Iowa show! So funny

[@ailishcox4567]

I was lit thinking New Zealand right before Matt said "probably not New Zealand" COME HERE GAIZ

[@144SLRP]

Guys! Hamsters are so cute! Haven’t you seen those pages where the owners or hamsters (usually Asians) give their hamsters these bad ass enclosures, make them little houses with furniture and everything and feed them delicious fruits and veggies! Hamsters are for adults too! I got a hamster on my birthday I think my 22nd. Sadly Gizmo died they don’t live long

[@xDMG15x]

30:47 - Is that the accent of an English person who moved to Australia? Or someone with one australian parent and one english parent?

[@jakemoore2113]

Your demo is in Texas. It’s not all bumpkins here 😎🤘💟

[@H0MESICK]

They had a nanny lol so the nanny would step in

[@nutellanebula]

I saw this almost every eppi but this is the best one yet. Bill Nye the C** Guy 🔬😂 Also, every piece of advices stand with me I agree 👍

[@LucoMcc]

Love juice simply varies. Over use it.. clear.. few days backed up .. thick white. Like to think that’s the healthy version 🤷‍♂️ and let’s not forget… a smell does exist.

[@jacklame1584]

Chris should bring Matt to Australia

[@cgonzales8190]

LAS VEGAS BABIES!!!!!

[@breesilvestri2622]

Lifeline live in Australia would be great ❤️ We would love to buy merch from a show because these USD conversion to Australian dollars are rough!! Haha Just spent $103 for 1 lifeline jumper to get sent to me in Sydney 😫💔

[@wolfgangray6727]

ManD’elia effect

[@JDthaDon303]

When you brought up Luda getting mad at you it made me think of “pardon my muthafuqin interruption”

[@KingXanadu]

Where my runkers at

[@freshkiley555]

Come to Phx or Tempe for the next live show!!!

[@mellowmodestyofficial]

Can’t believe Chris’ hair wasn’t mentioned at all this ep. It is such a slay king 10/10

[@wolferine6466]

Come do a live show in Denver/Colorado Springs area! Lots of babies here

[@8lis.s]

Bill nye the cup guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brianplatz4081]

Lava lamp is flowin today boys!

[@gesshert2473]

48:26 swayuthinkabothamp (growl?)

[@mikeyrocks8664]

Matt and Chris all day

[@sunnyydee]

I think clear sperm is low sperm count…ive seen some really cloudy stuff before and had a baby from it lol

[@pitfighter871]

dude everyone remembers Sinbad talking down to a kid like only Sinbad could and Sinbad being annyoed that he has to obey the kid because hes a fu king genie. Quit lyin

[@laurenpanzer9538]

bring Lifeline Live to NYC 🙏🏻

[@The.Black.Machine]

COME TO LANCASTER PA

[@SootSootSootSooty]

Someone explain to me why the Monopoly man has no monocle now though. And never did. I rest my case.

[@LifeRips-j2c]

It all has a scent!

[@samjonesj1s]

Sinbad was a animation movie about a genie

[@rahman94]

Come to Knoxville

[@amy.soup14]

Come do a lifeline live in San Francisco! Or Oakland!

[@danbonumber1]

matt where did you get that t shirt

[@styvo0]

can you please bring your merch to sell on your Australia tour.. I want that lifeline hoody!