LOL WTF happened to animals in this update?

[@envirotek3804]

Phoenix there's a new default Minecraft skin that has a pixel on the hand that's a different color

[@jmreg08II]

What.

[@pastamonster_7]

What.

[@envirotek3804]

I believe so, the purple haired default skin has a miscolored yellow pixel on the left hand

[@sugar9064]

what.

[@dergrinch1063]

​@@envirotek3804 I believe that's supposed to be a ring.

[@joseberger7737]

if i remember correctly, they had separate code for every baby mob and now they are fixing that because they don't want to keep making new baby code for every single new mob with a baby variant

[@PhoenixSC]

Seems that way!

[@alcatraz160]

This implies we can make baby variant of mobs without one.

[@Twaj_]

@@alcatraz160 adding baby end striders with no adult counterpart

[@LUCAS420BLZ]

Devs got lazy

[@Proximitytwo]

​@@LUCAS420BLZit calls being efficient

[@stealthgaming26]

can we really blame the snow golems for being such poor shots? they’ve been wearing screen-covering pumpkins their whole lives

[@wildcrafter5]

Fr

[@Lilroshi1023]

“Storm trooper” type of aim

[@T.F.B-d6e]

@@Lilroshi1023💀

[@Flash-FireCC]

​@@Lilroshi1023 Why did we never realize this connection?

[@Lilroshi1023]

@@Flash-FireCC I have no idea

[@Bluebird_YT]

4:54 the polar bear is bowing to you

[@atunalamarinera]

can't reach with those tiny arms

[@rowlet.]

@Bluebird_YT What're u talking about, that's a walking cloud my man. 🗣☁️

[@finnodile360]

0:21 its nice to see Donkey Kong helping out with the Realms issue!

[@saljaf79]

69 likes (yay)

[@finnodile360]

@@saljaf79 wow that was quick

[@saljaf79]

@@finnodile360 correction: 91

[@luizvictor9258]

96

[@AGZhark]

Don’t let this be one of those comment threads where the only comments are just updates about how many likes a comment has.

[@Its.a_me_]

The baby zombies hit so hard that they dislocate their shoulders 😂

[@MC_T_BR]

That’s just a mooshroom with no mushrooms, it’s a kinda cool concept cause when you shear them they just become cows, but if they worked like sheep where the mushrooms regrow that would be pretty cool. A noshroom

[@shadowmaster435]

nooseshroom

[@endstoneninja3845]

Imagine if they do what they did with the Creeper and somehow turn the mutated Polar Baby into a hostile mob

[@aydencahoon6557]

New end creature

[@314rft]

Pig lore moment

[@aaamogusthespiderever2566]

the beer

[@nohax3691]

@@aaamogusthespiderever2566 its gonna be some sort of breeze or blaze that looks diff and drops fish or smt

[@zubiie]

they wouldn't do that, too destructive

[@dmachine07]

2:00 that one kid playing basketball:

[@virtualrapture]

me playing basketball:

[@Scarbonara_]

​@@virtualrapture relatable

[@bargz832]

Im the kid playing basketball ball

[@SemiHypercube]

Baby polar bears are built like Rayman

[@jrstewart4207]

R - Ray-man- what?

[@lucaslrds7335]

LMAO!

[@Robotic-l8o]

"tutorial 0n h0w to disassemble a p0larBear!!!!11!!!" ahh moment😭🙏

[@danielllitpek2014]

​@@jrstewart4207you don't know Rayman???

[@Cass0wary_399]

The crackhead?

[@plankera]

Seeing the broken baby polar bear reminds me of that time you completely broke entity rendering a few years ago when you coded “sideways dinnerbone” or whatever it was while streaming and posted the clip to KZbin.

[@floplaza]

Been playing minecraft for about a decade and had no idea mooshrooms turn brown when struck by lightning...

[@tranquilizerDvN]

Thats pretty stupid

[@sboxes4021]

Guess you never watched a "50 useless facts" video

[@aydencahoon6557]

It's also a new(ish) feature

[@314rft]

Brown mooshrooms were first added in 1.14 snapshot 19w08a. Which is still over 5 years ago. Man I'm old.

[@mineland8220]

Its also a relatively new mob, iirc it is from 1.13 the aquatic update which is... Oh wait its 2024. Update aquatic came out more than 6 years ago now...

[@DiplexTerror80]

5:17 You passed out!

[@AverageIsopod]

Another thing is that you can’t trash items in your inventory to the creative inventory (when they’re not in your hotbar) or vice versa anymore, I know this is an extremely trivial change but as a in-progress skygen creator, this makes inventory management and switching between a variety of items more challenging, especially since mobile doesn’t have an all accessible off-hand, it makes it so you have to switch from the items in your hotbar to the items in your inventory the vice versa, I would normally just tap the item I don’t want, go to the creative selection menu, then put it there, trashing it, but now with this change I have to be constantly switching around items in my inventory from/to my hotbar just because switching from a certain item category selection tab (nature, equipment, items, etc.) to your inventory tab resets whatever you have selected in the other tab, and because mobile can’t spam throw like pc, if you have a ton of items you no longer need, especially if they are different types so you can’t use /clear, your stuck with the tedious progress of taking each of the different items out stack by stack, I know this sounds ridiculously stupid but why couldn’t Mojang just copy and paste all the features that were good from the last update, especially since only now have a really seen some game changing mechanics get a revamp. Maybe I just don’t know a thing about updating idk.

[@TheEngieTF2]

Another day, another Bedrock spaghetti code moment. Can we stop Microsoft from ruining Bedrock Edition any further? Pocket Edition's legacy is being torn apart rn

[@magic00squirrel]

Honestly Mojang really needs to just seperate pocket edition from bedrock edition once again. Pocket edition is greatly holding back bedrock (offhand, bundles, etc.) and Minecraft has become so feature bloated that bedrock barely runs on many phones now. A stripped down, simplified version of Minecraft for phones (like the old pocket edition) needs to come back.

[@viddog6457]

@@TheEngieTF2 e

[@_setbes]

​@@magic00squirrel Wait, is pocket edition just bedrock version except just being able to run it on a phone?

[@plankera]

@@magic00squirrelThat wouldn’t solve anything, “Pocket Edition” provided the basis for the Bedrock engine. It’s always been Bedrock.

[@JeloOW]

@@_setbes yes

[@Alph_From_Pikmin_3]

0:01 im the OP and i used the pocket UI

[@luukthegamer]

Youre right!! Its off center in pocket edition. Just checked for myself

[@AidenHere]

my lil brother showed me that

[@ItsartoTV]

Pocket UI is the Worst

[@Nidhul256]

​@@ItsartoTV ok

[@Alph_From_Pikmin_3]

@@ItsartoTV I agree

[@cyrus05w]

Little do they know there's a space after a comma somewhere... I could totally see one of these brand new keyboards autocorrecting something for a built-in system.

[@victoralexandervinkenes9193]

Oh no🫣

[@cyrus05w]

@@victoralexandervinkenes9193 agreed like I'm not sure it's a space but I can totally see the new system of the keyboard era adding something because it's grammatically correct while riding code and there's no grammar needed. oh my goodness the word right in this comment alone proves my point it's supposed to be w r i t e not the two writes it wrote above oh my gosh keyboard lol check it out

[@032Glitch]

He just turned into a blaze rod version of him self - a polar blaze.

[@YeonhaeTV]

🎉

[@TunaBear64]

Water Blaze is real. Now, we are only missing Earth Blaze

[@SameehaChowdhury]

@@TunaBear64 wouldn't that be a breeze...? or is that the wind blaze?

[@TunaBear64]

@@SameehaChowdhury Is the wind blaze, it literally drops WIND charges.

[@SameehaChowdhury]

@@TunaBear64 fair my monday brain is not braining

[@DameOfDiamonds]

3:55 *Mr.krabs running noises*

[@Flash-FireCC]

4:05 I imagine the autobot transformation sound effect being cut off every time he dislocates his arms 😂

[@alperpamuk6260]

4:59 all hail the king ahh moves

[@Z_Darkness]

1:45 aiming issue

[@Lilroshi1023]

Storm troopers be like:

[@jamieford5090]

Fun fact: if you use a furnace minecart with max minecart speed then the furnace minecart will fly maybe about 1.5 times further then the other minecarts. The only use i could think for this is activating sculk sensors from far away but its still cool to see the minecraft go flying

[@ZaCloud-Animations___she-her]

I think you meant minecart on that last "minecraft"?

[@jamieford5090]

@@ZaCloud-Animations___she-her yes

[@Rybakov22]

Who'd know that furnace minecart is actually a jet engine?

[@joelconolly5574]

2:43 b a b y p o l a r b e a r.

[@Colingo1st]

ba by polar be ar

[@ZaCloud-Animations___she-her]

b a b y p o l a r b e a r .

[@ZaCloud-Animations___she-her]

b a b y p o l a r b e a r

[@isaiahdooley5953]

The heavy core is actually off center vertically. Horizontally it’s fine but it’s definitely off center.

[@unholyscribe6650]

This is a huge issue! Minecraft's latest Bedrock update just removed PDB files, which means running private servers is about to get a lot harder. This is a massive blow to the modding community. We need to stand up against this and let Mojang know that this change is unacceptable. The community's voice matters, and we can't let them destroy what makes Minecraft so special!

[@doughboywhine]

chances are the removal of pdb files is what broke realms

[@giladjacob1771]

Calm down there is already a way to get around this, also it’s possible they will replace PBD files.

[@c16.]

0:10 "Nah it's normal for me." It's actually off set by like a pixel

[@_SweetLittleAngel_]

4:46 in bedrock edition polar bears attack without any reason if they have a baby bear around.

[@EyebolbGamez]

cus they tryna protect the baby

[@Bluetic_]

@@EyebolbGamezsure sure, when I'm chased by a mother with a baby, when I go near (not hitting) other polar bears, they get provoked too even though they're a different family

[@lordzombieboy]

5:08 they're doing dead lifts to get back the muscle that used to connect the now floating parts of their body

[@AmenKing1999Gaming]

4:13 Mutant Zombie? Like from that old mod?

[@happyhippoeaters4261]

It's almost like they Removed an Important File that broke Realms

[@giladjacob1771]

It will come back ok, you know it also there is already a way to mod the game without pbd files.

[@jenniferdemeter2707]

Me to Mojang: Can you stop breaking Minecraft FOR 5 MINUTES??

[@mcchip1701]

5:04 The bear looks like it's saying "What up my brother"

[@kacpergoofit5506]

The baby polar bears look like weird white t-rexes with those paws further from the ground lol

[@cozmicclemanager]

As someone who used to play pocket, I am simply ashamed of how Microsoft has just kept on messing up this game.

[@seandorama5932]

Ahhh yes the No Realms update, kinda good imo but just sayin’ (:

[@curiostyatethecat]

4:30 BUDDY THAT AINT JUST A DEADLY HUG

[@zing523]

2:53 We got Rayman based Polar Bears before GTA6

[@the_real_i_agree]

everytime mojang does something like this we all collectively look and go "Oh, you!"

[@BryndanMeyerholtTheRealDeal]

That Minecraft outange (Realms) lasted longer than the outage on Roblox in 2021

[@B.L.U.S]

DAMN I FORGOT THAT! Yeah Roblox exploded that one time

[@TunaBear64]

2:42 They added famished polar bears, that's so dark lmao

[@ThDynamicGamer]

4:27 Are you sure that's just a hug? 💀

[@MadGenious]

With all the chaos within Mojang, it would be epic if Hytale finally released or gave an update about their release date or something. But, I'm pretty sure the project is dead by now sadly.

[@RatEgg]

i bet the baby problem is from each part of the model having its own center anchor point that it shrinks on, instead of all being in one group and shrunk

[@denzilserrao779]

Good to know that the devs are trying to optimize how they implement ideas in the future. A universal system for all the baby mobs is way better than making seperate code for each one.Also makes the game smaller. They are currently Doing the One WORST Nightmare for programmers that is Fixing thier Tangled mess of code that was made by thier previous devs. Trust me nothing is worse that breaking your working code to make it less wierd and somehow building it back up 'Better' and not expect bugs.

[@B.L.U.S]

Valve take notes

[@azuquirtle]

I'm convinced that Mojang is actually like 5 people who just add something, hope it works, and ship it.

[@OriganoOnPasta]

I have a friend who's favourite mob is the snow golem, and I always joke about the fact that it's just so useless as a mob. Now I'm going to send this video to him.

[@EmperorPenguin1217]

It's not even useless, it provides an insane amount of snow and they're also dummies for wither roses

[@ThDynamicGamer]

5:00 Bro learned to bow down 💀

[@toycoolbonnie16]

*It seems the Snowgolem has been taught how to shoot by a stormtrooper.*

[@AGZhark]

Oh… one of you…

[@toycoolbonnie16]

@@AGZhark *Mate what does that mean?.*

[@Difinitive-thoughts]

I wonder if the snowmen are sad without the snow women... 😢😢

[@cjlite0210]

Who said there were no snowwomen? Perhaps their sexual dimorphism is much less pronounced than humans :3

[@jrstewart4207]

​@@cjlite0210ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[@sultanmubarak474]

They're actually "snow golems", their gender isn't specified, funny comment anyway lol

[@AppIePineapple]

Don't remind me of that..

[@infinitee1384]

snowussy

[@FlaxGalax_FG]

2:00 that snowball being thrown the wrong way gave me a weird feeling in my guts, but that wheeze made me choke.

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

When asking DK for help. All he replied with was: Oohhhhh. Banana 🍌

[@javis9830]

The Mobs are fine, That was just Minecraft: Rayman Update

[@atreidesson]

2:14 the garbaggio code though 😮

[@Chronostra]

Rayman the baby polar bear is gonna be a new mob a la creeper, isn't it? Perhaps a demonic kangaroo

[@thefanboy3285]

Today I learned that you can transform a Red Mooshroom into a Brown Mooshroom with a lightning bold

[@echo229]

1:18 now all we need is a glassing beam

[@bobross4576]

5:07 Cube world taming be like

[@Explolgamer]

4:54 bro the polar bear is literally worshiping you

[@grassman4602]

It would be fun to see a blue or crimson moshroom

[@winkystinky]

I really do hope realms get fixed for the bedrock players. Sure, there's kind of an argument about which version's better, but we've gotta still respect each other.

[@NekoiscoolII]

Mojang:"We will not add baby dolphin's to java edition" Also Mojang: *proceeds to add them anyway*

[@B.L.U.S]

I think Microsoft let them make bedrock and java more similar We can expect a disableQuasiConnectivity gamerule in the future I guess And a gamerule like that will be a good way to slowly make players stop abusing a decade old bug Don't get me wrong redstone is great but I wish it was not moved by bugs

[@_kitaes_]

​@@B.L.U.Sit's not a bug

[@B.L.U.S]

@@_kitaes_ hahaha good joke It literary exists because notch used the activation box of door when making pistons That's why it works when you power an air block above a piston It's a bug, deal with it

[@_kitaes_]

@@B.L.U.S it's not a bug

[@B.L.U.S]

@@_kitaes_ it is

[@IllusiveTaco]

Half-asleep me actually checked if railguns really got added to minecraft.

[@RePorpoised]

I mean they’re technically guns created from rails so

[@ShiftSticklerz]

There might be another bug in bedrock rn. In my survival world I can’t heal past 19 health with natural healing. I had to build a beacon just to heal to max.

[@swankierSpy2658]

I’m pretty sure the heavy core is only off-centred on mcpe as i have seen it also

[@doogy_wants_doogcakes]

they probably closed the realms service so when its back up, everybody still gotta pay for the realms even though

[@MoonStudioAnimation]

0:39 Mojang finally got community noted after posting the same thing.

[@cattoMChi]

1:27 i got scared af cuz i was playing minecraft while also listening to the video

[@AidanDaGreat]

Who let Todd Howard into Mojang?!

[@aydencahoon6557]

Microsoft

[@AtomicRobloxProductions]

He told them lies. He told them sweet little lies.

[@AidanDaGreat]

@@AtomicRobloxProductions Stunning shows, it just works!

[@epicgaming11195]

_it just works by the chalkeaters starts playing faintly in the background_

[@BYAK_BYAK]

2:00 pov: you have 99% chance to hit the target.

[@oPlazmaMC]

The railgun is literally useless. You can build a tnt precision launcher with bigger range and the possibility to shoot not just in 1 direction

[@Budderman18]

They are much cheaper than normal cannons which need a lot of tnt to launch one block rather than the rail gin method which only needs 1.

[@oPlazmaMC]

@@Budderman18 yes but tnt can be fully automated now

[@B.L.U.S]

​@@oPlazmaMCthat still costs a lot lol

[@oPlazmaMC]

@@B.L.U.S if you have the ability to /gamerule minecartSpeed 1000 you might as well just /give tnt

[@aclonymous]

1:31 "you can do a lot with that, but I won't show you" as someone on jschlatt's subreddits, I think that's for the best

[@SoftPankekULTRA]

2:20 bebe

[@3am_humor]

2:50 immortal jellyfish moment

[@Deathstalker-d4b3st]

Mojang fixing realms is like caves and cliffs all over again

[@giladjacob1771]

Just wait till they re add PBD files

[@onekoff8480]

Let them cook. They're inventing a new Creeper

[@FearLabsGaming]

Don’t forget they took addons and mods away from us when they removed the png file :( 😭

[@squiddu]

first of all, no lol, people just have to use the scripting api now, they were given no warning but people have to transition over to get their mods working again also png.. lmao

[@kindlyevilbgm]

@@squidduYou don’t know of the holy png file? Its blessings have allowed mods to flourish.

[@baronbacku9984]

imagine if you could make a snow golem out of a regular (non-carved) pumpkin and they kept the accuracy lmaooo

[@maxzhou]

I like how we're told during the april fools snapshots that certain things can not be added because they would need to be very polished to be added to the base game, yet now here we are looking at something that is even less polished... I get that this is an easy fix, but like how can things this obvious get published without any examination?

[@lohjutsulegend]

Because it's just a snapshot not an update.

[@HellCromeE]

Me when a snapshot has bugs in it(there's always some bugs in a snapshot) :

[@denzilserrao779]

The April fools snapshots are basically the devs re using the already built in systems, blocks and textures to create new ones. That is wayyy easier than Doing the One WORST Nightmare for programmers that is Fixing thier Tangled mess of code that was made by thier previous devs. Trust me nothing is worse that breaking your working code to make it less wierd and somehow building it back up 'Better' and not expect bugs.

[@maxzhou]

@@denzilserrao779 But the problem is not everything is the April fools snapshots are retextured/reused. Take the potato update for example, we got a whole ass boss fight with (to me) a combination of raid mechanics and boss mechanics and I don't think there was any major glitches with it. Even something like the grappling hook seemed like a take on reverse fishing rod. On the other hand, baby mobs are not a completely new thing either. It just doesn't make any sense that adding a few new baby mobs models/behaviors breaks the entire baby mob system.

[@maxzhou]

​@@denzilserrao779 I was just having a hard time believing how something this unpolished gets published. If the devs did fundamentally change the baby mob system, they should've known better to check other mobs within the category.

[@13luken]

The baby polar bear reminds me of a kiwi bird

[@KelpShep]

3:28 // The baby mooshrooms also have no mushrooms. I know, I am pointing out the obvious 🍄 🍄‍🟫

[@rockpie.iso.tar.bz2]

-A code comment right under the code foe the baby mooshrooms

[@MinorLG]

Those snowmen are just begging for stormtrooper costumes.

[@GigaChad1401]

2:22 PhoenixSC wtf that gave me thalassophobia

[@cxmtu]

nobody cares

[@T.h.e.T.i.n.o]

Litterly just the Colour Blue 0-0

[@Ay-2077]

There should be oceans that big

[@GigaChad1401]

​@@Ay-2077There should be a mod for this, I'm going to look for it later

[@VashVenus]

You’d love some behind the scenes shots for the Star Wars movies. I like how people are scared of stupid stuff. Like claustrophobia I can understand, arachnophobia I can understand, acrophobia I can understand, but thalassophobia? Trypophobia? Eisoptrophobia? Ombrophobia? This is all so dumb and your “fears” are extremely circumstantial and just flat out stupid. Here’s another few dumb ones Phonophobia, numerophobia, Aerophobia 💀

[@ElKariboosama]

in the snowball code they inverted Z with Y so it shoots depending on the Y position of the target thats why the clip on the moutain shoots very high and the clip on the superflat shoots just a bit above

[@samswanson6555]

0:37 MABEY if they weren’t tweeting too much THEY WOULD HAVE GOT IT WORKING

[@rajghole138]

I need to see a Kevin Fang video on this whole Minecraft Realms disaster

[@michaelmariano4747]

BEANIX ESSEE: 0:00

[@vindi167]

3:14 also because their mushrooms aren't visible

[@MrBrineplays_]

I find it funny that when mojang releases a single bugless update, everyone complains and thinks that mojang can just add things and it'll work just fine, and they're just being lazy. Now mojang releases a snapshot full of bugs left from the drastic changes and now everyone's thinking mojang's failing them

[@SleepyWaffleHead]

The zombie gave a really hard punch that accidently disconnected his arms

[@NigelAdams-d9i]

1:27 it’s beautiful

[@Chamberlin-nr8oy]

The attacking baby polar bear looks like an excited dog.

[@flygi2562]

4:23 minecraft: sex update

[@EmadAbdalla-i9c]

Fr

[@salmuttotabreabittlecochicarac]

Remember when the fox was a cube?

[@ireneshelton3661]

Mojang deleted player-made mods and servers for bedrock. Unfortunately for Mojang, the code for said features *also* (most likely) dealt with *Mojang* ran servers and mods, and apparently the game as a whole!

[@luqdude]

As a Canadian I can confirm polar bear cubs look like that in reality.

[@AGZhark]

No way people still use these old-ass “As a ___ I can confirm” jokes.

[@FezEmerald]

@@AGZharkmald

[@AGZhark]

@@FezEmerald Didn’t realize people still used these covid-era comebacks.

[@TunaBear64]

They look, famished.

[@Hugambo]

2:22 okay but bedrock has and this I believe

[@Yourmomlolfatass]

1:09

[@Kezonme]

1:47 the snowgolem has worse aim than stormtroopers

[@lightning_11]

I always wonder how they don't manage to catch these. Like, the developer who changed how babies render so fundamentally _seriously_ didn't just boot up the game and spawn a few? I'd forgive them for missing the zombie, since maybe they were lazy on the testing... but that polar bear is _so blatant!_ How on earth did they not notice that in testing!?

[@clownRatcity]

That’s what I was saying. Glad they didn’t check though 😭

[@XceptionalBro]

They probably did notice, and didn't care. This is a snapshot, ffs, if they have a bug they know how to fix, but don't have time to do so, they'll just release what they have hoping they can get feedback and find out about other bugs to have them all fixed by the next snapshot

[@Nemless6661]

I can’t believe baby zombies do the griddy now

[@FM_604]

Lifesteal SMP leak 🤦‍♂️ 1:24