Aries Spears⎢You can't make horror movies with us!⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq

[@tonylatrell4406]

“She can’t do that man this is your space this is your area”😂😂😂

[@MaishaOnTop]

That gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@sky-et6md]

Mexican and African American parenting r not too far from each other ... at all !! LOL!!😂

[@forevertheaii]

In whose house???? 😩😂🙅🏾‍♀️

[@jacijune]

@adam zarbon Amen

[@RafaelW8]

Well, I was raised white and I did have my space and my area. I was also never beaten and I think I turned out okay.

[@raelcruz5909]

"they gives foods they gives me sleeps.." hahaha

[@drankurbaruah]

IVC33 I died at that

[@MrJoel125]

IVC33 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@ELI4SZ]

Lol hell yeah

[@pedroornelas1962]

Gives me foods

[@niagra898]

RaeL Cruz Damn he fat as fuck.

[@rhollins911]

lol "you aint got to kill him, just watch him turn red"

[@criostoirocuinn]

White people turn blue......

[@FBI-ut5ri]

Hi

[@clydehumphries8283]

rhollins911 who

[@clydehumphries8283]

Gilberto Galindo

[@clydehumphries8283]

Kkb bkviczsrib

[@WowDep]

He killed the white guy voice!

[@luknowit475]

Yeah he really did. I feel like he didn’t just do the super nasal standard white guy voice (like say Chappelle, who does a great white guy voice too).

[@rya3004]

P

[@mustafasaifuddin7831]

He always does

[@CoyoteDylan87]

And the dance

[@leslielaundryjr.6344]

"Yous gone gets mes in troubles" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joelvarelajr6495]

"Wade... In the water..."

[@SauceMaster2157]

😂

[@justlooking1087]

I remember my mama slapping me because she saw another kid being rude to their mom. Talking about “if you ever disrespect me like that I’ll whoop you.” I was so confused, I didn’t know what to do, felt like I was in minority report 😂

[@JayYoungs1992]

Minority report 💀😂😂

[@johneefizterbottom]

I’d get smacked around as a taste of what was to come if i actually did it

[@muahh514]

Lmfao not sure if u meant for this to be funny but it was hilarious

[@blacknoir3476]

I felt this here man wow.

[@eds1512]

Talk about mental abuse/traumatization. Your mother ain't got no business being a mother if she slapped you for no reason at all. Especially in public.

[@gabrieljohannson6777]

It's 9 years later & I still come here to watch his story about little Nate. Genius.

[@scarletdamsel3139]

same

[@VonRammsteyn]

X3

[@alainlalonde]

That was my favorite part. So hilarious. "This is your space"... lol

[@TheoneQ]

“She take off the pumps and put on air jordans”🤣🤣🤣

[@nickaleo7]

As a white guy, I can honestly say he has to be one of the funniest comedians I’ve ever watched. Was about to go to bed watched this and started literally laughing out loud to the point where I couldn’t fall right back to sleep. This man needs to have his own show!

[@scarletdamsel3139]

right on 😉

[@denisdeari1]

But what does the colour of your skins have to do with that

[@silverfox9107]

@@denisdeari1 if you listen to the joke again, you’ll get it. Take your time snowflake.

[@denisdeari1]

@@silverfox9107 I really don’t see the joke. Please tell me where the joke in this comment is. I think you’re just hurt and want to call people snowflake to compensate for your own lack of winning. Prove me wrong and tell me where the joke is.

[@NobodyzJelly]

@@denisdeari1 he’s talking about the joke IN the video. You know, considering he spent the whole video talking about race differences?

[@terranceharvey9205]

This so true what he said about black people and white people in horror flims. Lmao!

[@aaaqua4510]

Terrance Harvey this makes me realize how compatible Hispanics can be to black ppl😂😂

[@The1709Gaming]

us asian,will never be in shit place in the first place. see some haunted looking house, yup, pass that. dont give shit. lets move on to other place.

[@thatguybutitsactuallyagirl5384]

@@aaaqua4510 Blacks can be Hispanics too, and, in fact, many hispanic music and dances that are very popular like Tango and Salsa, have African origins from former African slaves.

[@theunknown3537]

@@thatguybutitsactuallyagirl5384 trueeee...as a Puerto Rican I can confirm

[@curtisthomas2670]

Sht still happens in the movies

[@robyrandom1148]

he's white people accent is awesome

[@Scarletraven87]

His

[@jorgegaytan3012]

Ayanokoji lol,u guys make English language harder to understand...

[@zyhru]

HES???????

[@mosesmarlboro5401]

As a white guy, it's really on point haha

[@JordanWilliams-ix2td]

*SERIOUSLY!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭⚰💀

[@Toniebones]

Lmao when he said how white people be dancing

[@TonyTarantula]

Look up the video of UK prime minister, Theresa May, dancing!

[@FinalManaTrigger]

Like 2 year old black kids, LMAOOOOOOO

[@youme2390]

Anthony Torres ee

[@pickledcottoncandy]

Def me. Not a dancing bone in my body. I'm just not scared when I drink. I play guitar and drums, so I have rhythm, but still cant dance. I am the butt if the joke. That's ok

[@8213apice]

😂😂

[@andrewso781]

When he started hummin' hahahhaha

[@DarkWandererAU]

"You get whipped around here with that foolishness. GO! Get from here! Hmmmmm mmmmmm hmmm mmmmm mmmmm" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@cameron9359]

I think he said “you get way from round here with that foolishness”

[@alexiciamoore5642]

“My momma smack the ish out the white boy he turned into me. Waaaay in the waaaater” had me howling. I can’t no more. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RS54321]

Wade in the water...

[@Tommytakanawa]

Yeah wade in the water. Lose the scent. Get the dogs off your trail.

[@Alswat100]

I swear this man is wayyyyy waaay funnier than kevin hart

[@jernejjus2752]

He is, but he is not a sold soul, like hart is, thats why he never made it big time

[@MrZahsome]

I swear you go in every single one of this dude's videos and comment the same thing 😂

[@dickhertz2277]

You ain't lying

[@MrSLB91]

@@daveaustin02 this was an hour long special

[@foadskyflier]

Of course he is, he is one of the few comedians today that deliver raw style comedy like back in the days before all the political correctness destroyed stand up comedy. Kevin Hart is for children, pure Walt Disney level comedy. Political correctness is the only reason why he is so big today. Love him acting in comedy movies but his stand up is not that great.

[@trygvees4809]

Bruh I'm white but these white jokes and stereotypes got me rolling on the ground laughing my ass off 😂

[@SuperChuckRaney]

Man, I have no idea what he is talking about, THIS little white kid was spanked BEFORE we went in the store....for the things I MIGHT DO ....

[@gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820]

@@SuperChuckRaney As another white dude, I think it’s more a class thing than a race thing. If you’re poor to middle class, you’re disciplined.

[@newportninja245]

One of the most unrated comedians! Well done good sir

[@gregorydavis6104]

wrong turn 2 is the only horror movie I seen that a brotha made it through

[@kevinjames60]

Gregory Davis get out

[@ikerants745]

Kevin James IT

[@GhostHyperhex]

That Halloween movie with Busta Rhymes

[@stephysteph9538]

Deep Blue Sea! More of a thriller but the brotha makes it out lol

[@game9848]

Night of the Demons, Dawn of the Living Dead, Nightmare on Elm Street 3, etc...lot's of horror movies were the brother lives.

[@vincentpreston2694]

"dude like wtf she can't do that this is your area this is your space"! holy shit"😂😂😂😂

[@loriellajames6978]

Aries is hilarious. I wish he had his own show.

[@artemus212]

he so underrated ✌✌✌

[@darvisdones01]

Alongside with Katt Williams, Dave Chappelle, and Eddie Griffin

[@danielh3303]

He has that late 90's vibe and i love it

[@holeindanssock156]

Love aries, top underatted comic

[@sike1035]

I mean, this vid is early 2000's so....

[@HSS712]

I'm mostly white, but my mexican nana would come at me with ANYTHING in reach - shoes, coat handers, belts, wooden rods. She would back hand me upside the head in the car at a moment's notice. I would finch well into my 20s anytime she made small movements near me. My childhood was basically the entire Surviver series 😂😂

[@raymondgdlima]

Aries Spears, an incredible, and underrated talent.

[@CupKanime]

A real king of comedy. He is a legend

[@fil4648]

i always thought this guy deserves more recognition. I actually went to see a local stand up comic in greece, and he had ripped of this entire bit and another one from spears and translated it to greek. the worst part was that nobody seemed to notice but me. maybe they wouldnt even know it if it was chappelle or rock, but maybe its just that he is in relative obscurity.

[@justincameron9123]

is... is being black relevant in Greece? Or was black replaced with something else

[@rsb__]

I wonder what other comedy translation theft is happening

[@TheRestless99]

@@justincameron9123 no, black people only started going to greece in like the very late 1900s to early 2000s

[@yeah-if2zb]

@@TheRestless99 definitely not true, there were black people in greece since ancient greece, i mean africa is right there lol

[@TheRestless99]

@@yeah-if2zb well that still proves my point so thank you (Edit: I've completely forgotten what this was even about so lets just say that)

[@note2owns]

I am white and I would be okay with Aries showing up at my house.

[@bubblybiatch88]

u missed the point America's said different we usually get killed still appreciate the comment

[@bobbylongwitz5511]

@@jesusgalindo6707 been waiting for this comment

[@nokat2788]

This was four years ago y’all need to chill

[@allyperni1365]

@@nokat2788 RIGHT? lmfao

[@kabelomahlakeng3006]

Too late. ... he's on Corona break rn

[@andreidinu7316]

The irony of Peele, out of all black people, making a horror movie, is huge 😂

[@AddisonCrowe]

I think black parents are the same as southern parents with discipline

[@hayiana5556]

DICK LONG they do!! 😂😂😂

[@hayiana5556]

DICK LONG I'm from Georgia too. I live in North Carolina now. Also they really do be surprised.

[@ratherbenapping10]

true

[@NateTheAok]

@DICK LONG Revolts did happen and they all failed becuase most of the US's best generals and strategist were from the south. Thats one of the advantages the south had over north, while the north had most of the factory's pumping out weapons.

[@thatguybutitsactuallyagirl5384]

@devildog1982z They only put an end to slavery because it was going to make the south fall into the hands of the North and so reunite U.S.

[@isaacnelson77]

This dude is talented and Hella funny he deserves more recognition!

[@dailyhunter3683]

"They gives me food....."🍲😂😂.

[@finisher489]

"That bitch gone dawg"

[@joeanthony419]

He killed those songs! Hands down amazing!!!! I have never laughed so hard!😂

[@ProdByGILLZ]

'Dewd this is your space' DEAD.

[@JDS040]

OMG, I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THAT HARD IN SO LONG. THANK U SO MUCH I NEEDED THAT.

[@infamouszephon]

Sammee

[@1josh4]

I want to feel comfortable enough to walk in your house, unannounced, at 3 o'clock in the morning. Like - "come with me." 😂😂

[@gunitdumouts2286]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@jaimeruiz2793]

The most underrated comedian he's the best comedian since Eddie Murphy, he should be making movies he's extremely talented. They have idiots that are not funny like Kevin Hart he's whack . Love Aries

[@daybell3703]

4:48 "they give me sleeps" lol

[@RaphaelSick]

The part where he pull his hat down I almost cried of laughter

[@thejakester79]

Aries... if you showed up at my house, at 3 a.m., and said "come with me", we'd be in the car and cruising. You're a funny m'f'er. As per the ass whoopings.. I'm 35 and the last of a dying generation of white kids that got their asses handed to them at home or in public. I'll tell ya what.. my mom, two aunts, and grandmother only had to say my first and middle name, and give me the look... and oh hell did I straighten up, because if I didn't... there was bruising that night. lol I'm a hell of a man now too. Respectful, decent to everyone, I have manners.... and I'm single. lmao

[@ciarrajohnson3849]

That's a blessing🎁🎁Glory to GOD

[@newportninja245]

Same here my brother 33 years old and moms used to take out the wooden spoon. Thats european discipline right there haha. We were raised right and it teaches you not to mouth off. Mike tyson said it best.... Everyone has a plan until the get punched in the face

[@dittykong9517]

AdmiralWeeb My mom diversified

[@CoteDivoireMakingof]

Wow this guy is great

[@moinkhan3744]

To a black child that's coma!

[@mystyyyyy]

Maybe the 5th time watching this and I'm still rolling on the floor with laughter.

[@VeryPoliteNPC]

I watched this after watching get out

[@bigbenmk4873]

Josh Van Den Broeck get out is more of a drama thriller

[@jskksjjssj147]

Josh Van Den Broeck that's a horror movie? Shit was hilarious to me

[@DMBRNGR-nm8wd]

Aries is consistently funny, one of my favorites man

[@Anvarynn]

3:45 wholesome headboops

[@tulczi]

that was cute

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

Thank you Mr. Spears, I just choked myself out - I'm finally breathing again, you are beyond funny, thank you.

[@davidcarrasco118]

"They gives me food. They gives me sleeps." I fukn fell out !!!! "Mom's slapped my white friend. He was singing Wade in the waaaaater." I damn near blacked out that shit was so fukn funny !!!!

[@eliotroo]

the white friend voice sounds like owen wilson lmao

[@SugaFree2387]

Aries spears and Chris tucker are some of the funniest comedians ever, I don't understand how people like Kevin hart can be considered funny and grow this big

[@mes8490]

"This is your space, this is your area" HAD ME DYING

[@Verdillac2]

I laughed so hard tears ran down my face!

[@ogarkhoshaba5672]

“Y’all white people be dancing like a 2yr old black baby” lmaoooo

[@Jimmez254]

Love this skit..*git from here wit that foolishness* lol

[@alexisbad22]

This had me dying everybody looking at me crazy lmao 😂😂😭😭

[@tbhturbo]

This must be the most underrated comedian of all time... Like 10 times funnier then Kevin Hart, and a bunch others... I watched his NBA all star comedy show, and now i dont think there`s a video with him, that i havent seen... That man is a comedic genius...

[@Ricco2023]

I'm from Brazil, and this man is one of funniest comedians in USA. For sure he's in the top 10 .

[@949surferdude]

Love this guy. This never gets old especially the last part lol

[@toddtoure7041]

2019, still HILARIOUS!!! True Talent !!

[@عبداللهالقرافي-ي7ص]

"you want me to go say something?" LMAO

[@AB_Hassan]

Why I’m I now just discovering this guy 😂😂😂😂 he is comedy genius

[@kehindeoyegunle8920]

'Dude ,this your area! ' His white voice,is legendary, he is a LEDGEND, he has to come to the UK, No one like him here. Pure honesty!!!!!!😀😃😁🤪🤪😁😃🙂😀

[@rossjordan2248]

I can’t believe I am just now seeing this guy. He is hilarious

[@morenovalley8106]

Whe he start talking like a slave at the end😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@mikewaldoch9850]

How does this dude, not have his own show, already?

[@SaiyanBloodline]

He’s so much funnier than Kevin Hart

[@TheMasoud100]

SaiyanBloodline that might be true BUT Kevin hart works 100 times harder than any other artist .

[@DudemeisterNL]

@ll Savage Butcher ll Ha!

[@loriellajames6978]

Right!

[@uriah9638]

Why do you feel the need to compare the two? In peoples eyes Kevin Hart is funnier than him. No need to compare. Just shut the fuck up and laugh. (This was 2 years ago so u aint gonna see this)

[@MasterRazzer76]

@@TheMasoud100 what you mean by that I seen comedians who done a lot

[@brownsugar1357]

I love this from the very start hopefully see him more in the big screen

[@huaijiutv]

One of the most underrated standup comics out there!

[@zonepistolez6385]

Look at that love at 3:48. Chemistry. 💙

[@CleanTeamSolutions]

Till she takes half his fortune and leaves him struggling to make alimony payments.

[@harrypottah8889]

@@CleanTeamSolutions you ok bud?

[@tennillec680]

I used to sit in class in middle school and listen to his stand up on pandora, my little 12 year old self used to be cracking up 😂😂

[@taylorpiercey3190]

“I know bout last week” 🤣🤣☠️☠️

[@blywokeum2799]

Taylor Piercey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈

[@sirreginaldlee3576]

right a parody to "I know what you did last summer"

[@dvdemon4208]

Dude he's up there with chappelle like my 2 of my favorite comedians

[@TGsports_Free2watch]

I love the impression he did of his white friend. So realistic.

[@justanotherguy469]

I'm sorry, when he went back to Roots, I lost it! Too funny!!!

[@tracygarcia963]

The One And Only !!! Aries Spears!##

[@Tech-gv6qk]

"you ain't gone to kill em just watch em turn red" 😆😆😆😆😭😭😭😭😭

[@Iamkeev]

0:43 Still makes me belly laugh

[@CheeseIsOverRated]

Bro that part has me crying laughing lmao

[@captaineverything]

bro, the whole story about Nate is my favourite! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@CHR1S_214]

"duuuude wtfff" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@boywithoutsoul587]

I lost my shit when he started singing

[@anthonygambrel3774]

I never got timeout😂😂 my parents beat the shit out of me when I was actin up😂

[@slimcritter5297]

4:15 love this part 😂

[@BigRatNuggz]

WTF is a special place 😂😂😂😂

[@a.d.c7941]

“Get from roun heah” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eddeewhat5553]

I got tears in my eyes. Too bad that was some good p-na-na too. Lollollol😂

[@blackwolfphantom6464]

You ain't got to kill him just watch him TURNNNNN red!!!! Lmao 🤣

[@NAJErEa91]

THEY DANCE LIKE 2 YEAR OLD BLACK BABIES...."WHAT WAS THAT?....." IONO ETS GO CHEGG IT OUT!" LMBO SOOO TRUE!!!!

[@NAJErEa91]

GRRRRR,...."B***H COME ON!" LMBO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[@princessbeexxxx]

Damn he funny as hell.I know who he is but I been sleeping on him. 😂 Im bout to watch his whole stand up.

[@piedadleon817]

😂😂 “ where was you ? , you said come on so I comed on “

[@stephanieoni7804]

0:51 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 yooo, one of my white friends dance like that omgggggg it takes everything not to full out belly laugh at him 🤣😂😭😭😭😭☠💀

[@phreyzeva6509]

When he said "white people y'all be out there dancing" the second he raised his arms I said "OMG" 🤣🤣🤣💀⚰️

[@lilliankeane5731]

Oh my God , I was cracking up through the whole thing! Excellent!

[@ikaikaxkeahi]

When he started with the hymns hahahaha

[@samfisher2306]

You were always the boss until Dad shows up at 5:00pm! party is over then...way over!! Scrambling to escape like a coach roach when the light comes up lmao

[@VangKevinCatfish]

They need to re-air this... this is so good

[@oscartvonline2382]

The civil rights song at the end took me out 😂😂😂😂

[@malcolmjones1599]

1:18 - 1:19 wow

[@3rday600]

Malcolm Jones he sound just like it this nigga is talented

[@TheAdatto]

?

[@TheSoulreaver32582]

My dad use to whoop my ass when I did stupid shit growing up. Im so f*cking thankful for that. Love ya PoP!

[@zackiemon1]

It's 2023 and Im still watching this

[@narutoanime7338]

“Special place to white people but to black kids it's mean Coma " I'm dead for sure 🤣🤣🤣🤣