I love how every gay guy I've seen play this game (me included) throws all our gayness to the side for Karlach, in a heartbeat
@britt618410 ай бұрын
I'm a straight woman and Karlach made me want to make a new character just to romance her because her personality is just so cute. Her excitment over finally being able to hug people being one example.
@lawrencefosterjenkins82169 ай бұрын
Oh so I’m not the only one who’s said aloud “I’m gay but karlach is karlach”
@DrRippenShitten9 ай бұрын
@@lawrencefosterjenkins8216 Oh nah i said the same thing to HAHAHA
@lawrencefosterjenkins82168 ай бұрын
@mustrastas1864 get a load of this guy
@PeterCaptainObvious8 ай бұрын
@mustrastas1864 it must make you very angry that every character is pansexual
@akrumbs10 ай бұрын
I didn’t think there’d be another episode and I’m so fkn glad I was wrong
@bestfloofycrude53210 ай бұрын
Oh god. . . hand holding? Surprised this video isn't taken down already.
@Lifiless10 ай бұрын
7:49 'I don't get it.' Don't worry Arabella, none of us do either.
@wiej00710 ай бұрын
He is not alive or dead or undead because I belive Witchers is a Jergal, a former God of Death. And I dont think you can take godly persons as one of those categories.
@Jefrejtor4 ай бұрын
@@wiej007 witchers
@leila13dnd10 ай бұрын
The Lae'zel rejection hurt my soul, gods that is so sweet of her, I have to play her romance. 😭 Edit: Hearing someone else fawn over Astarion the same way I do is also healing my soul.
@mimikashadowsbringer175210 ай бұрын
5:10 Never had this one, I love his high voice when he is pissed it's so funny 😂 "Anything for my baby Astarion" You and me both, darling 😜 Loved you video, can't wait for next one !
@ImNotThatOneDude10 ай бұрын
"What in the WRETCHED HELLS WAS TH-*AAT*!?
@thecheck96810 ай бұрын
Gods, I love act two. So many chaotic character moments condensed into such a short time.
@DrunkenEros10 ай бұрын
God until the butler popped up I had completely forgotten Cynder was the dark urge
@monozuki10 ай бұрын
Aw bummer, if you sat on Ketheric's throne juuust a second or two longer, you'd hear what Astarion has to say about it! (you'd *love* it lol)
@xKayges10 ай бұрын
As much as we love to stare at him, it's pronounced aSTARion, darling. Pay attention to your babygorl!
@britt618410 ай бұрын
I heard that his name means little star. I have yet to find where this information came from but if it's true that just makes me love him even more.
@silly65179 ай бұрын
@@britt6184 aster (ἀστήρ) means star (among like several other things) in ancient greek, and -ion (-ῑ́ων) is used in a few ways, including as a diminutive suffix. so you get asterion, which is a name shared by a bunch of figures in greek mythology, including THEE minotaur (in crete, anyway). i THINK it's slightly more accurate to say his name means starry, but im not rlly an expert lmao.
@TheBuddestBun10 ай бұрын
By jove, this is pornography!
@NotAHologram10 ай бұрын
By Talos, this is pornography!
@TheBuddestBun10 ай бұрын
@@NotAHologram By Kelemvor, this is pornography!
@MikaMikhailMikhailovich10 ай бұрын
@@TheBuddestBun BY SLANEESH THIS IS PORNOGRAPHY >:D
I'm just sitting here like... How did he pull off a blind playthrough with a successful triple-romance... Usually one of them ends up at odds with the decisions you make for the other two...
@twentyeightstabwounds776110 ай бұрын
I mean, in my first playthrough i romanced Shadowheart, and had to reject advances from Gale, Wyll, Karlach and Lae'zel, lmao.
@TehCakeIzALie110 ай бұрын
I think it's partially because it's an old save from back when Gale couldn't keep it in his pants.
@elenalizabeth9 ай бұрын
In this playthrough I have had to reject Laezel (damn she comes on hard haha), Gale (several times because apparently he wants to be really sure I’m not into him), Karlach (who came to my bed and told me she wanted to “ride me” and I was like “damn girl!”), Wyll (who seems to just want to dance with me), Shadowheart (turns out “share a bottle of wine” is a euphemism, but I just thought she wanted to have a drink together 🤦♀️), and I’m romancing Astarion. My first play through the only ones even remotely interested were Gale and Astarion 🤷♀️ Karlach shot me down so hard haha
@PeterCaptainObvious8 ай бұрын
In my first playthrough I banged Lae'zel, then romanced shadowheart, so I think you're good
@spicywaffle_7 ай бұрын
all my companions have really have approval, ended up romancing shadowheart since astarion rejected me in act 1 and I'm pretty sure I'm too deep into act 2 for anything to trigger. had to reject gale and lae-zel though
@Atlanas7 ай бұрын
7:18 😂 “Come to kill me again, darling?” “I’m not!” *sad puppy noises.” Your series is so much fun to watch. I’m *also* trying not to murder everything as The Dark Urge in my second play through (my first was just custom) so it’s fun to see others do the same.
@corinacox461110 ай бұрын
Literally have been watching these on repeat thanks for adding another to the mix ⭐🌟
@wildfire752810 ай бұрын
Poor Karlak, at least she gets a hug
@marich272910 ай бұрын
Gods I feel you with your decisions and comments, literally same as mine especially about Astarion. Can't stop giggling.
@TitoVespasianus10 ай бұрын
Outrageous! Love between a half-dragon and a vampire spawn?! I'd rather have a devil or a frog!
@joroh2210 ай бұрын
3:07 primal reaction
@Macchiauto_10 ай бұрын
Rest in peace Lone’s jorts. We lost another pair this day 😢
@emilynx63719 ай бұрын
I have literally binged all of your BG3 content and CANNOT stop laughing multiple FULL CHOKE moments i love u my guy thanks for ur funny guy content 👍👍👍👍👍
@cpunching10 ай бұрын
Oh no, now you have to play a second character and romance Lae'zel. She's best girl
@BunnyBozo10 ай бұрын
Nah, Jorts ruined is crazy XD He's so real lmao Great video as always! Hope to see even more BG3~! :DD
@halcyonfawn10 ай бұрын
8:05 i'm IN TEARS
@themeddler780610 ай бұрын
PEAK
@dylanbouffard543715 күн бұрын
Me: *Not into love stuff right now* Me when Karlach: "I feel Unprecedented and confusing emotions"
@monozuki10 ай бұрын
Oh lawd hold be because I almost flew out of my chair screeching like a hawk when you censored the hand holding! You're killing me mate ahahaha BG3: PG18 (graphic descriptions of hand holding) 🤣
@Regular_Everyday_Normal_MF10 ай бұрын
Act 2 felt like it was so fast for me because… A.) The Dark Urge… what else is there to say? B.) All the Tieflings are dead… because I’m fricking bloodthirsty C.) Last Light Inn is destroyed (including Jaheira) by my hand D.) I did the Gauntlet of Shar directly afterwards and [QUEST SPOILER]
@scribbletoby10 ай бұрын
For future ref during another playthrough, if you have high enough rep with Shart, even if you're just friends and not trying to date her, you can just keep quiet in that scene entirely and not have to persuade her to not use her spear.
@samf.s.773110 ай бұрын
Nothing like the bizarro bras as I just got while watching the video... Because Baldur's Gate has underwear in the game?! 😂 Like, how does Google's algorithm work? This and the military ads in reddit, a genuine WTF...
@RobMironie9 ай бұрын
I am not gay, but I just love gay's humour xD
@Hitori_YT10 ай бұрын
I love this video series 😆😆, also mainly because it's just another astarion simp to watch lol
@IlRe72010 ай бұрын
XD Lazel almost killed me in that scene… i definitely regretted pimping astarion out to get her strength to 22… I was a swords bard, had to resort to dissonant whispers, heat metal and run… 😂
@Luke-se6ly10 ай бұрын
these are my favorite baldurs gate 3 videos. they are hilarious, please make more
@CARCINOHARDKISU9 ай бұрын
oh my... and then its me as a dark urge killing everyone, losing karlach, wyll and gale in just one decision :')
@Quandale_Dinglee10 ай бұрын
I WAS SO WORRIED THIS WOULDN’T COME BUT IT DID I LOVE UR CHANNEL DUDE
@Gamegurladdict9 ай бұрын
And that is why I wish we could romance everyone at the same time with no consequences. Everyone looks so torn apart when we refuse them 😭😭😭
@laniakeas9210 ай бұрын
Have a high approval rating with Shart, tell her to make her own decision and she throws away a spear by her own will. More convenient
@Diresilence9 ай бұрын
Yeah, the Lae'zel thing is pretty heart wrenching. It only comes if you're trying to romance one of the later characters or Astarion, otherwise it's potentially just a fling (Strangely she's able to get into Astarion's pants easier than the player...)
@dkamkam.734510 ай бұрын
sin of the flesh in cult of the lamb is out
@nerdygal613310 ай бұрын
I’m so happy this stupid series has started up again I love watching it while also romancing the handsome vampire man
@senshinsou288610 ай бұрын
"Hey, I heard you were strong!"
@monikamorningstarshadlo412910 ай бұрын
“Come along Isobel!” Last words
@TrashSpace6910 ай бұрын
The f#cking tumbnail- Man i can't- 💀
@cloverish10 ай бұрын
this is the funniest series ive seen on youtube in the longest time, your humor is amazing
@MadamBlossom10 ай бұрын
3:47 HAD ME DYING LMAO
@MotoCat9110 ай бұрын
omfg the blurred hands, amazing
@shiraloli10 ай бұрын
the act of broken hearts, it seems!
@ashes_and_posies160110 ай бұрын
seeing these videos has convinced me to go and play Baldur's Gate again. I still haven't gotten past Act 1 in any of my other playthroughs LMAO
@JazzyKazoo10 ай бұрын
20 seconds in and im already dying laughin
@rosevalety340810 ай бұрын
Everyone try to date Durge, but Durge only dates Astarion
@toolatetothestory10 ай бұрын
The simping is so funny. As if I wasn't acting the exact same way xD
@TotalNoobAtEverythin10 ай бұрын
I can’t believe you strung along best girl >:[
@letspipe9 ай бұрын
my god you are the funniest person i've ever seen 😭
@HaelstrumOU9 ай бұрын
Never seen somone playing BG3 so relatable before
@immeantfortheflowers10 ай бұрын
Omg seeing u and astarions romance bloom im here for it ❤❤❤
@emisthem65629 ай бұрын
I am so annoyed that my laptop doesn't have goid quality hardware, cause the humour in this game is amazing 😂
@Aromantic_Russian64610 ай бұрын
LET’S GO! Best series you’ve made so far.
@fearitself252410 ай бұрын
i love these videos they’re getting me through tough times :(
@mythestoYT10 ай бұрын
WOOOOO. Anotha Wolfie vid. LET'S GOOOOO
@parallaxhappie574210 ай бұрын
gods you're so thirsty, just like the rest of us bg3 players
@Silenhalle10 ай бұрын
LMAOOOO @1:26 i had the same glitch
@victorthorleif74009 ай бұрын
i have the same glitch in every playthrough xD
@RafaelDrumondRegoАй бұрын
I like how Karlach is almost like a Lesbian friend that keeps nerdy gays safe when they go out togheter at night.
@briggs45849 ай бұрын
Yeah the throne is cool and all but check out Astarion's frickin David Bowie Labyrinth pants holy crap
@Xienzu10 ай бұрын
Thanks for the vid... had tons of laugh and giggling watching it...
@uvbe10 ай бұрын
god i love your videos even if you keep bullying Shadowheart 😭😭
@ProtOwOgen123410 ай бұрын
This beginning was starting off hot
@iyozero10 ай бұрын
Love this video, this series, this game, and you. I hope you have a great day. Slay 🦍
@missiwiss68569 ай бұрын
What's with Astarion not settling his damn "partnered" state till so late in the game, the same thing happened to me where I had to reject a lot of peps and they all look as sad as Lae'zel :c
@nobodyuwu397010 ай бұрын
That was jilarious, instant subscribe
@Warrigt10 ай бұрын
Thank You
@jellyfish.146510 ай бұрын
I love these so much
@corpotrash10 ай бұрын
I missed these so much
@MatrionaRasputin8 ай бұрын
Still waiting for act 3 but just memes
@MajestyofMayhem3 ай бұрын
Anything for my baby girl 😂😂😂
@Koinko10 ай бұрын
Please i need more ur hilarious
@skye2pro82410 ай бұрын
Pls keeping making these!!
@elfbotanist10 ай бұрын
OMG NEW VIDEO LET'S GOOOOOOO
@therealmvp747510 ай бұрын
Wont lie. I wouldnt have honestly picked up on the gay/ bi vibes woth just the Astarion stuff alone. It was definitely the " I Cants" lol.
@rinktheredlink931710 ай бұрын
Im so happy yessss
@spooderdaspiderАй бұрын
JORTS RUINED IS CRAZY
@toasterjitters10 ай бұрын
3:21 🤝🙏
@02091992able10 ай бұрын
Well, I just picked up that wand today wondering what it does. Now I know.
@mrmannsalt244410 ай бұрын
Yes!
@noir620710 ай бұрын
i killed karlach in my current playthrough bc i rlly wanted the infernal robes but now i feel so fucking bad 😭😭😭😭 KARLACH IM SORRY
@M12GProductions10 ай бұрын
This game really gives you the worst possible build for Shart: cuz Clerics are actually the strongest class in the game. I could give you a lightning cleric build that will electrocute the entire game.
@benmullenix420510 ай бұрын
HE MADE ANOTHER
@sn0mon310 ай бұрын
NOOOO THE JORTS
@bunnycoshy10 ай бұрын
Commend for the algorithm :D
@ronansmith256610 ай бұрын
B O T T O M
@Alikisthav10 ай бұрын
okay, spoilers to anyone who comes to the comment section without watching the whole video: . . . . . Okay, I cheesed the final murkyl battle by literally using heat metal, and the thing casually dropped it's scythe. It was so funny to me when I did it. all I had to do was burst it down while it only did dinky damage with small puny lasers. XD
@theponk689610 ай бұрын
Btw Cult Of The Lamb just got a massive update and it’s…..questionable. Your Cult Of The Lamb videos were my favourite videos u have made so if you can make a video on that it would be appreciated :D
@狼之舞-n2k10 ай бұрын
He streamed it just a few days ago.
@Max-ek4dn10 ай бұрын
1. Omfg karlack is 🥺
@Emma_thedumm10 ай бұрын
Nutmaster that’s my name
@yate012810 ай бұрын
Luv your videos, keep up the superb work ⭐️ As someone who’s not played this, if ShadowHeart is a bad character to play, why have her in your party? Or is she just 4th best you have?
@jakurizaweit54489 ай бұрын
She makes a decent healer, and has some really good story beats.
@REIL2LYFE10 ай бұрын
Fellow Astarion lovers rise up!
@rayyannoor12910 ай бұрын
Ay wolfie my man, you gotta make a vid on the new sins of the flesh update for cult of the lamb
@MCRgrrl4ever10 ай бұрын
Holy SHIT what build do you have on Astarion??? He usually kicks ass for me in battle but never THAT MUCH DAMAGE LMFAO
@fefic88110 ай бұрын
💜
@Choomba-j8u10 ай бұрын
week 2 of asking lone to play lies of p
@KennyTheKiwi10 ай бұрын
Man playing this game with you seems like so much fun. Hmu if you ever see this ong