Longlegs Care Guide

[@quiietjay]

Now that you have become aquatinted with the Longlegs, you may be ready to take the plunge into the Far Planes itself. Join the research team today! discord.gg/Y28RwnHZzx And if you want to see more material on extraplanar entities, take a look at the Zooliminology Project's blog! www.tumblr.com/blog/zooliminology EDIT: stop asking about the password use your eyeballs

[@silentvi6788]

We would like to join, but our research bureau does not have sufficient clearance. Our delegation was greeted by the password door. We can hear some conversations behind it, but can't get inside. Are you no longer accepting new employees due to the high numbers of volunteers or there are indeed some ways to get in?

[@quiietjay]

@@silentvi6788 For the truly observant the path is clear

[@quiietjay]

@@alobowithadhd6191EAS valid tones are only illegal to play on broadcast or radio bc it could trigger the system. This is a YT video and the tone has been intentionally distorted to avoid anything like that. Also you should tell that to the 20 million EAS scenario youtubers

[@gaminggladiator06]

If i become a member of the research team, will i get the chance to hold a longlegs?

[@Jaydan06]

​@@gaminggladiator06 Do not the long legs. We've been over this.

[@ChamomilleMilk]

Friendship with analog horror was ended Analog silly is my new best friend now

[@Smokecall]

Best part of analog silly is they can get away with low budget entertainment clips and still be part of the vibe

[@Michaelroni-n-cheese]

This is an animation and not really comparable to analogue horrow, which typically requires an interface of some kind and like world building wedsites.

[@Abbilygirll]

agreed

[@Rifky809]

Analog silly def worth exploring!

[@user-hn4zn9nx3c]

analog heehehe

[@KoshakiDev]

I love this vibe. SCP Foundation but their budget is shoe string and a pack of gum

[@reallouiethecat3132]

Also more morals

[@j.r1466]

​Probably the reason for their small budget​@@reallouiethecat3132

[@michaeltheaegis]

Cinderblocks are really cheap. I got a chuckle when he said it would strain the budget if they bought a 6th.

[@potato_the_chip]

a pack of gum??? Damn thats severely overestimating, at most its just a single ball of lint and a broken piece of dental floss

[@biznestelch2941]

@@potato_the_chip paper clip & dust puffing from a tinfoil wallet

[@hitechhooligan]

"do not the long legs"

[@tardisman602]

I wanted to :(

[@masonhunter2748]

Shoves text into the Omni translator

[@MaxwellTornado]

You can't stop me.

[@herec0mestheCh33f]

DO NOT

[@RosenEagle]

I’m so sorry

[@mk4-matt6290]

I love that it doesnt take a turn for horror at any point, it really is just multidimensional biology with a very small budget.

[@anhilliator1]

The real horror is trying to stay out of the red.

[@someone-o9d3k]

The best part is when they ran out of budget for cinder blocks, so they “obtained” (stole) a concrete sphere from target, and the little spider guy starts dancing

[@SGtheArtist17]

What a happy little guy!

[@leonlevytskyy2045]

Whaaat? Who said we stole it, we would never, HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE US OF STEALING IT, we assure you we obtained it in the most legal manner.

[@redacted-tn3tp]

​@@leonlevytskyy2045 Yep, you guys got it from me by [Classified].

[@someone-o9d3k]

@@leonlevytskyy2045sorry… I meant they *borrowed* it

[@bradpotts1747]

lil guy is all about petty crime

[@jasonbrose6743]

This ain’t analogue horror this is analogue scrunkly

[@tsm688]

I've never until this moment understood what skrunkly means.

[@oddtomato1049]

@@tsm688 Me neither, now I do.

[@Coffee-Sorcerer]

I want more of this honestly. Less horror, more incomprehensible things and creatures just vibing around

[@HYpr1337time]

@@Coffee-Sorcerer "bro what the fuck is this spider lookin boi" "i dunno but his vibes are immaculate, lets put one in a room."

[@Lawsonomy1]

I would say it is analog fantasy.

[@MrBrick-vb3xh]

Love how they could somehow reach the end of our universe and retrieve aliens from there, but can't afford more than five cinderblocks.

[@Cheese_man539]

Thats where all the budjet went

[@MrBrick-vb3xh]

@@Cheese_man539 i would assume they had at least a couple million left.

[@FinnishCrystal]

All they have left is a string, a nickel and a button ​@@MrBrick-vb3xh

[@E7XEE]

@@MrBrick-vb3xhhave you not seen the cinder block market recently?

[@Drakence]

I think the implication is that they are coming to us

[@Dichotious]

"We have decided to add a cement sphere from Target that was obtained in a classified manner" Favorite part

[@robertcarroll3315]

LMAO😭😭😭

[@guerranoturna5860]

* cuts to one of the scientists running at full speed away from a Target with their cement sphere above their head. police cars go after the scientist. Razormind is playing on the background *

[@tgshotoftcr2256]

"The enclosure is now adequate for the entity. :) "

[@alexbowlin7044]

strategically transferring equipment to alternative location,

[@kyze8284]

@@tgshotoftcr2256 the cute little dancing!

[@Piemations]

completely in love with this and i will make sure to not the longlegs

[@KeeGamer310]

undiscovered piemations comment rare

[@herec0mestheCh33f]

Huh, neat

[@doubleking7070]

Piemations! Yeah!

[@PerhapsDave]

hi piemations

[@Corporal_Dude114]

Piemations, YEAH🔥

[@chaotic_bread5009]

Honestly I appreciate just how ethical the treatment is of these silly little guys, they don’t dissect them, they don’t hurt them, they seem to just be genuinely curious and trying their very best to care for the creatures while still gaining scientific information.

[@Fetchdafish]

It's like SCP but entirely warm and wholesome.

[@AmShibes]

But...they cut golbo :(

[@redacted-tn3tp]

​@@AmShibes It was Golbo who gave the idea, he is brave.

[@comrade-princesscelestia4907]

​@@redacted-tn3tp I'm so proud of Golbo

[@26th_Primarch]

​@@Fetchdafish and without the bottomless black budget of international government and business money.

[@Microwave_guy]

*”WE HAVE ADDED ANOTHER CINDER BLOCK.”*

[@masonhunter2748]

Amazing

[@spes_marine-42]

With additional obersvation...

[@randuRBLX]

@@spes_marine-42"We have added another cinder block."

[@doge1490]

"With additional observation.."​@@randuRBLX

[@jamesmck896]

“We are now out of budget”

[@alphaecho3094]

I like to imagine the target bollard's vibrant red color stands in such stark juxtaposition to the long leg's natural habitat that it finds it endlessly entertaining.

[@tjmauser6954]

I didn’t think of that

[@seansharpes4219]

Additionally it’s spherical shape is probably also very entertaining for the long legs considering from what we’ve seen it’s natural habitat, brutalia seems to be composed of completely flat rectangular shapes. This is probably the first round/spherical object it’s ever encountered (not counting other long legs).

[@Techy404]

@@seansharpes4219 well considering the name of the place they're from, Brutalia, its likely everything in there is made mostly out of cement aswel

[@Kwauhn.]

@@seansharpes4219 Let's not forget that longlegs themselves have round bodies. Maybe the sphere looks friendly?

[@tsm688]

@@seansharpes4219 it probably thinks its another longlegs. perhaps a supernaturally attractive longlegs from its unnatural color. and it's making a mating dance at it.

[@rizatusz8163]

I love how the "researchers" laughed themselves silly watching the stimulation of long legs deconstruction. It makes this feel truly real because researchers do have fun researching stuff!

[@skypuppeteer]

It reminds of both the EVNautilus team and at the same time VomitedThoughts (that guy who is trying to make a bunch of the FNAF animatronics real). That simulated deconstruction part really reminds me of the videos that VT posted of him messing around with Balloon Boy's model and absolutely losing it

[@epicgal1360]

Reminds me of marine biologists looking at animals in the deep ocean

[@valeriezach740]

@@epicgal1360 The researches laughing at the poor weird eyed octopus

[@KateCantDraw]

It's nice because while yes these are actual scientists doing research, they're also people who are vulnerable to poverty and prone to doofy nonsense. Like sure they're professionals but they're also just a bunch a guys.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

They really need to fund this research. Think of all the concrete things they could add to the enclosure. Sidewalk tiles. Park benches. Sidewalk tiles. The possibilities are endless

[@herec0mestheCh33f]

Even more cinderblocks!

[@natalyst]

A five dollar garden ornament shaped like a cat

[@rambbler]

These silly fellows would absolutely LOVE a cement planter.

[@Attaxalotl]

Another Cement Sphere obtained in a classified manner

[@nikolasperez7745]

Concrete dividers

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

"Budget!" "Budget?!" *Explosion of laughter.*

[@normalhuman9878]

It didn’t explode!

[@KateCantDraw]

"what just happened??"

[@nuketv27]

my fav part

[@fuzzygoldfish]

"The enclosure is now adequate for the entity" is gonna be the new thing I mutter to myself when the dishes are all done. Bravo, I love the vibe you have going here.

[@VaryaEQ]

This is surprisingly motivating. Thank you.

[@Car_made_of_cheese]

The part at the beginning when it flashed “stop leaking our fucking videos” was funny😂

[@hiih3212]

I didn’t even see that

[@DummyTofu_k01]

0:05, it has that text behind the other ones

[@Koda-qt7pu]

I only saw that after reading this comment and going back

[@bigbowlofspaghetti]

@@Koda-qt7pusame lol.

[@KrakatonMain]

I DIDN'T CATCH THAT OMG THAT'S SO GOOD

[@MyDadLeftMe1230]

i like how the long legs just dances once *ball*

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

it had struct confirmation to ball

[@amandapanda5087]

Never the cinder blocks lol

[@elliot_rat]

me too

[@yazajag]

I like that little dance ☺️

[@Manakuuchiha]

ball is life

[@heartz4guitarmasterx7]

plot twist, the reason the red target ball appeased the long legs is because it was stolen, whereas the cinder blocks were aqquired legally. he does his iconic crime dance at sensing something stolen is in the vicinity

[@recurvestickerdragon]

haha I like that

[@dimekeep]

*classified obtainment method

[@LLIAM2.0]

After more observation we added, another cinder block After more observation we added, another cinder block After more observation we added, another cinder block After more observation we added, another cinder block After more observation we added, another cinder block After more observation we added a cement sphere from target. Beautiful

[@lexo632]

Honestly, I love how "realistic" these videos are, specially about what little danger these creatures pose. Creatures from another plane of existence wouldn't be inherently hostile, they'd just be... creatures. Slightly odd creatures, but creatures nonetheless.

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

While I agree on hostility, that isn't the only factor in danger levels. The material of another plane of reality *could* be hazardous to beings from ours, simply because another being like the longlegs could, say, have an electromagnetic pulse for a heartbeat, or exhale chloroplasts, or naturally produce a deafening shriek that disrupts human nervous function. Or, they're made of what we consider toxic waste. Just because they're nice, doesn't mean they can't hurt you.

[@lexo632]

@@Egalitariat-likesecretariat True. Still, they're chill and I like that :)

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

​@@Egalitariat-likesecretariatyep, I've been doing a worldbuilding project with a F9V star (~2x the UV radiation of our sun) orbited by a planet with some severe winters, so all autotrophic "eukaryotes" retained their need for chemotrophy and need to have more blue light reflection, so all of their photosynthetic pigments are based on sulfide compounds, especially some that are very similar methylene blue... All but 1 kingdom on the planet is HIGHLY carcinogenic to humans and WILL result in fatal biological reactions from even fairly short term exposure (the last kingdom almost definitely have a number of species that produce asbestos and mica like materials for their coral-like shells and the kingdom as a whole produce a variety of toxic gases due to being exclusive chemoautotrophs that live in and around hydrothermal vents and active volcanic regions). Oh, and currently there's also some green """grass""" that slowly digests you if you walk on it...

[@B_4035mn]

@@Egalitariat-likesecretariat I agree, but you gotta remember, they're also in a plain different than ours, I'd say we are more dangerous to them than they are dangerous to us.

[@notdengrus]

​@@B_4035mn don't worry, the power of friendship will solve all of the problems!

[@dexterslijderink7866]

now give him a small disco ball

[@poochythedog]

groovy lil guy

[@Fetuchynni]

Gorovy log legs

[@sillyness4096]

groovy long legs???

[@anastasijahabarova1533]

I’m afraid it would be too overwhelming for the Longlegs, as they’re not exposed to highly reflective and highly mobile objects in their natural habitat. The Target ball was already pushing it a bit and might not have worked for the more anxious and reserved individuals of the species.

[@liontamer4581]

Unfortunately it is not within our budget to supply such a luxury to The Longlegs

[@Spyblox007]

"After more observation, we have added another cinderblock" is going to become my go to phrase.

[@ethanrapp6998]

Reminds me of that one gif of the mailman begging to stop getting deliveries of cinderblocks

[@Lordcrab34]

This whole thing is so neat, its like thier a bunch of scientists that have the technology to travel to beyond the edge of the universe but they its like they dont know how to do science properly and have no budget. I love it

[@julianalvarez4231]

Unfortunately doing science properly also needs a budget lol

[@zexalcommander7036]

As a a wise man once said: "Science isn't about 'Why?', it's about 'Why not?'!"

[@26th_Primarch]

When you work at an ultra-top secret laboratory studying creatures from outside of our reality... But you need to work a day job at McDonald's because they went overbudget buying Longlegs a used $5 cement mushroom statue at a yard sale.

[@KateCantDraw]

I wouldn't say that, I think they're sciencing quite well, figuring out what it's made of, what it's behavioral patterns, observing and recording data before adding any new variables, and they're even better than most because they 1: care about the creatures, and 2: care about the safety of their staff.

[@Kiwi_Edits_Stuff]

OMG SUNS PFP?

[@unorthibox]

I like that brutalia is named for its brutalist architecture

[@coolvibrations8817]

✅ i want to hold it ✅ i want to protect it ✅ i want to cherish it

[@timotheatae]

✖️ do not the Longlegs

[@timecubed]

@@timotheatae we should add another cinder block, maybe then we can the long legs

[@sarthaksharma9129]

​@@timotheatae But I want to it!

[@I-have_phonophobia]

✅ I want to give all my belongings to it

[@leonhardmollney8638]

Cinterblock

[@toastercat2946]

I am so happy that there is a piece of liminal space media that isn't horror, this is all I've ever wanted in life

[@nulzthepastathief]

There's horror disguised as non-horror, but this is non-horror disguised as horror

[@Cheeseman709]

This isn’t really liminal space, this is analog “horror” minus the horror

[@MivhaelMemes]

Have you ever heard of the cornerfolk? Same vibe

[@Cheeseman709]

@@MivhaelMemes [SPOILERS] Doesn’t the main character go insane in the end though? Or am I remebering wrong?

[@AwesomePyro]

@@Cheeseman709No, from what I remember he just gets his organs folded up a bit accidentally

[@ThatSpecificIndividual]

I love the idea of a analogue story that isn't horror, just full of weird shit and wacky oddities. It's like the SCP foundation but all it contains is non threatening entities as and is on a shoestring budget.

[@Yipper64]

The SPC foundation's offshoot that handles purely safe class entities.

[@jossypoo]

I LOVE this idea y'all. The SCP misfits.

[@tranquoccuong890-its-orge]

a modern version of the folklore faeries tome if SCP is the modern analogues of the cosmic horror genre, that is

[@zipzorp-eh1ey]

We should make this a thing.

[@haileytavares7143]

Well why put all the money to the harmless ones when cosmic horrors await loool

[@ediscaptain]

The scientists reacting to the budget simulation sound EXACTLY like those deep sea marine biologists in submarines looking at rare sea creatures doing weird things!

[@Exoslayer100]

The fact that you could've put a jumpscare anytime the music pauses but you didn't Congratulations, you are now the best (and only) analog haha i know

[@camtheratman]

3:47 LOOK AT HIM GO

[@ralseidemurrer]

He be happi

[@tophat6]

i need this as an animated gif, pfp

[@JackBoyd-b3z]

He is vibing

[@totty2524]

everyone liked that

[@theblurryblackcat]

​@@ralseidemurrer He be oxygen 🔥🔥🔥

[@RegularBiscuit]

See...now this is the problem. Upon adding a sixth cinderblock, I am POSITIVE the longlegs would have reacted. But no, they said. Give it a ball, they said. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD SCIENCE. tch- i'm going to the longlegs

[@SkullTheLegless]

Trust me: you do not want to the long legs

[@Artificer_]

please do not the longlegs D:

[@blu9547]

Noo do not the longlegs :((

[@RegularBiscuit]

@@SkullTheLegless Update: Do not do this

[@doginthedark]

​@@RegularBiscuitYou can't tell me what to do.

[@evervirescent]

I LOVE THIS! i love how it’s styled like it’s gonna be creepy or spooky but it just ends up being silly and cute without losing that strange otherworldly vibe!

[@SealWithoutHat]

It really does feel like if this world had a continued series, we could continue to explore the possibilities of this world

[@anonymous-rq2lh]

it’s like something to the left of analog horror. analog educational media?

[@claran3616]

I read a comment that said analog fantasy? Maybe that?

[@oceanicwhitetip8984]

​@@anonymous-rq2lh as another comment put it, Analog Silly

[@user-mn2mw1og8u]

The issue is, because of the manner in which the target sphere was obtained, we cannot be certain that it was the presence of the target sphere itself that caused the longlegs to become happy, but rather the presence of crime

[@wafflesthearttoad6916]

Ah so they enjoy crime…

[@chaosmorris5865]

The SCP Foundation but their budget only allows them to rent out a room at the local rec center

[@U-235cereal]

longlegs be like: “bro stop adding bricks”

[@Soupshrimpish]

“A Sphere? Now I shall dance!”

[@amandapanda5087]

​@@SoupshrimpishLol

[@pantheracheaxb747]

To be honest, video says it lives in all the *squares* out of nowhere. Now sphere, this is a game changer.

[@TheRatnumber2]

He loves it trust

[@bread64]

After observation we added another cinderblock

[@Vee-vy6ng]

I haven’t stopped cry laughing at how adorable this is. I’m a researcher in real life and let me tell you - the shoestring budget is REAL. Never in my life have I wanted a Long Legs So Badly. I am going to open my wallet and give this baby so many Lego cinder blocks so it can play and be enriched 💗💗💗💗💗

[@this_is_patrick]

3:40 They STEAL the Target sphere. Strategically Transfer Equipment to Alternate Location, that is.

[@someone-o9d3k]

Underrated lol

[@designator7402]

I believe in the military they call it "Procurement of unprotected equipment"

[@KingHamster3]

Perfect acronym Underrated comment

[@Josuh]

I'm using the STEAL method from now on

[@herec0mestheCh33f]

"STOP LEAKING OUR FUCKING ACQUISITION PROCEDURES" -some poor editor probably

[@Falconwing51]

I'm so glad this was in my recommended. Haven't seen anyone mention it, but the fact that the scientists didn't disect the Longlegs or go too far in their experiments out of concern for its wellbeing is a nice, refreshing change! Most of the time it feels like scientists in this kind of story keep pushing and pushing until their test subject kills all of them, and then they're like "who could have seen this coming?" Fun video anyway! :D

[@tsm688]

scientists in fiction are usually disinterested and evil. This is far closer to the truth... Intensely curious people grieviously restricted by budget and employer

[@lincsann]

i don’t usually comment but i really felt the need to share that i really adore this content. i love that it’s comfy and safe despite being something vaguely inspired by lost media and analogue horror. i love that creepy content, but sometimes have to stay away at certain times of the day because it’s eerie. i really appreciate that this is very similar to that but doesn’t make me feel like i’m being watched at 4am ykwim? thank you for doing the impossible and somehow making it wholesome. i love these critters.

[@aaronlosey7201]

The cinderblocks and windowless white room might mimic their origin world, but do they like it? Given the reaction to the ball, maybe they would appreciate more earth-like things! Maybe their origin world just sucks!

[@emailzack2177]

Well of course they would be board they are the only thing there

[@fernadogonzalez2940]

Or it’s just entertained by a red colored object as their origin brutality seems to be a brutalist wasteland so most likely he was excited to see color

[@recurvestickerdragon]

they like the heavy but not the square or gray

[@absoluteCatastrophy]

the long legs look like a new evolutionary branch of Baba Is You. i love them so much

[@player03]

Wall is stop Cinderblock is push Orb is red Longlegs is dance

[@cawingcrows2072]

GOD YOURE RIGHT OMG

[@Nightshade-Aurora]

​@@player03 Oh hey it's you a really cool person

[@Sea_Leech]

I wish baba is you was a serious af biology game and you get to look at the inner workings and stuff of baba life

[@higueraft571]

@@Sea_Leech Smaller Babas

[@Horrid_Beast]

The blender part lmaoooo

[@zion6680]

Would have been even more authentic if they used an even older release, blender archives their builds dating all the back to the very first versions xD

[@mr.fuggetaboutit7633]

I love how the entity room door is just a wooden door, probably made of the cheapest wood possible that you could put a hole into by just thinking about it hard enough. These are genuine gems

[@recurvestickerdragon]

ever been in a trailer, or similarly cheap place? hollow veneer doors, don't weigh a thing and your hand will go through if you lean too hard on it.

[@willowing_.creature]

“STOP LEAKING OUR F-CKING VIDEOS” in the beginning killed me lmao

[@Flowerbarrel]

(Five cinderblocks) Longlegs: Meh. (Red cement sphere) Longlegs: Oh boy!! Sphere!! Sphere!!

[@bread64]

After observation we added another cinderblock

[@Flowerbarrel]

@@bread64 And the Longlegs just starts bobbing up and down at hyper speed.

[@Narser612]

For a second I thought it was gonna be a care guide for a Daddy Long Legs spider. You know, those that actually live on Earth. But this is much better.

[@raylordofkhalah28]

well, they arent spiders. they are harvestmen. they have their own grouping within the arachnids. very close relatives but not the same.

[@ScrawnyTreeDemon]

Cellar Spiders, which are actually spiders, also get called Daddy Longlegs.

[@lonk2026]

@@ScrawnyTreeDemon so do crane flies, which are straight up an insect. daddy longlegs is such a funny term

[@ScrawnyTreeDemon]

@@lonk2026 Yesss!!! As a Brit, they're _the_ daddy-longlegs in my mind. Anglophones will see a lanky little dude dub it Daddy Longlegs, no questions asked.

[@PYC4985]

The scientific process

[@tonyvega1705]

Choosen by Darwin.

[@TheDigitalWeirdo]

Longlegs that can not get ahold of a target sphere may deconstruct.

[@digitalhare4516]

Video was randomly suggested to me, I expected analog horror. I was not disappointed with what I received. All of my friends will now be made aware of how to care for a longlegs (and goldbo).

[@smartperson1]

I'm just realizing the the cinderblocks and concrete sphere would make the Longlegs happy because it is reminded of the environment in Brutalia!

[@tinanguyen5969]

nah, it thinks the cinder blocks are boring cos it sees them all the time lol

[@DarvinostheGreat]

I will care for him now as he is my son

[@maf6768]

Do not the long legs

[@themement3616]

I will ​@@maf6768 🗿

[@Artificer_]

you may the longlegs

[@DarvinostheGreat]

@@Artificer_ WHICH IS IT

[@Sky_darts]

@@DarvinostheGreatyesnt the long legs

[@sporepics]

Minecraft patch Notes: >Villages expanded. >More drowned will occupy a small puddle. >Herobrine removed. >For your enrichment, we have decided to add, yet another cinder block.

[@herec0mestheCh33f]

Herobrine stole all the cinder blocks :

[@Cinnaschticks]

​@@herec0mestheCh33fGuys, Herobrine won't give back the cinder blocks:(((

[@PixelByte404]

@@herec0mestheCh33fMum said it’s my turn with the cinderblocks

[@guestwithinternet3678]

we should call Kevin

[@Cinnaschticks]

@@PixelByte404 **gasp** I'm reporting u to the mods 4 your audacity >:0

[@Harbin_07]

2:40 Idk what it exacrly said there but it is so funny to see an unrendered long leg float mid-air then people say "BuDgEt? Budget !(laughter)" *long leg deconstructs mid-air, legs spazz out and fall down comedically* "It did not explode" *LAUGHTER*

[@GamerWhoCant]

I am proud of you for making liminal space media that is not horror.

[@fawna_lariat]

The fact that they just kept adding cinderblocks one by one and then said "Fuck it, Target Ball" and then it was content. Incredible.

[@Anton-de5vu]

I genuinely love this, analog documentation of just…a little weirdo, no glitches or secret horrors. It’s just “we found this little guy that doesn’t obey our understanding of biology and we’re gonna tell you about it.”

[@dragontear1638]

I like the 'affectionate parody' feeling throughout, like a low-budget scp vibe, 'Top Gear does SCP'. XD Good stuff. Edit; why so many likes, ahhh!

[@electrotoxins]

Long legs would absolutely thrive in the Foundayion, you would not be able to get it out of containment.

[@tsm688]

let's be real, scp would be like this, where the hell would they get infinite money

[@jameseads6597]

​@tsm688 If I remember right, nearly every single country on Earth gives them money, so the Foundation can deal with the issues and the governments can just not care about the demons

[@TheDigitalWeirdo]

These guys can only afford five cinder blocks

[@F1guRas]

I feel like this is the SCP foundation before becoming bigger, like when it was just a couple of friends finding weird stuff snd experimenting with them

[@redweather6947]

I have the strongest desire to hug them...

[@THEPIECRAB]

Yes

[@karagrepublia]

Do not the Long Legs

[@YourLocalVulture]

I enjoy the detail of the 'eyes' being referred to as marking. This beast could very well be blind, or perhaps it perceives the world in a manner unknown to us like those fucked uo starfish that can see without eyes

[@brittney8767]

Instant subscription, this thing is adorable and the whole vibe of this series feels like a cozy successor to Gravity Falls. Awesome work!

[@cringeperson6333]

this video doubled my cinder blocks and gave them to the next longlegs

[@ganicc4782]

Was this comment left by a longlegs?

[@thatrandom_canadian]

I love the idea of an "analogue comedy", and in an original way instead of just a parody of an existing analogue horror.

[@crystalpelletier3506]

4:14 The little laugh at the end of "Do not the long legs."

[@Smok_Argus]

That was adorable, I was expecting something weird to happen at the end or something but no, this is just friendshaped scrunkly!

[@chtulufhtagn1344]

This feels like a research project of a bunch of students who need this to graduate but also the university is providing *no* support. I love it.

[@figbarrr]

the longlegs looks like something i would draw in the margins of an essay to procrastinate lol (i also love the architecture reference in brutalia's name lol)

[@cawingcrows2072]

Real

[@sahaafa9082]

Я тоже ! Брутализм почти мой любимый стиль , а длинноножки просто очаровашки!

[@chloesibilla8199]

"deconstructed"

[@bingusbongus9807]

please reconstruct him :(

[@SherlandShrouht-esse]

@@bingusbongus9807The paleo community at its finest, reconstructing building-sized Longlegs based off of fragmentary leg remains.

[@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856]

@@bingusbongus9807 is this reconstructing science?

[@ClaytonBrownMusicOfficial]

@@SherlandShrouht-esseAll hail LongestLegs!

[@space_1073]

It's actually sad more original stuff like this doesn't exist on youtube. We can literally imagine anything and make whatever we want, and it feels like there's only 20 types of youtube videos.

[@tsm688]

there's all kinds of everything on youtube, but the machine tends to reward and promote certain kinds of videos. As with most kinds of media, monetization and monopolization fucked everything.

[@MultiKommandant]

Many are the sacrifices we make to appease The Algorithm. Originality is but one of them. Seriously though, it's nice to see goofy stuff like this still getting made in 2024. It gives me hope that whimsy is alive and well in this bland corporate hellscape.

[@Justapikachu577]

They exist but arent spread easily

[@Zuhukanah]

Zooliminology Project is like the version of the SCP Foundation that gets good Glassdoor reviews.

[@Templarfreak]

i like how there's this idea that whatever "company" that is doing this is actually just a group of friends trying to give off the idea that they are a proper professional organization while all they really have is a bathtub and some cinderblocks

[@mikesales5339]

2:36 this is what I want from this liminal genre that people are making I want more comedy this genuinely caught me off guard.

[@justas423]

I like how lighthearted the art style is. It makes the weird and unsettling vibes more wholesome.

[@matawa4583]

The smol enemy spider

[@THEPIECRAB]

*the smol frend spider

[@what_homework]

*beatboxing intensifies*

[@shorkies13]

The part going over Longlegs containment procedures had me CRYING laughing. This is fantastic, hope to see more!!!

[@jynxx37]

Please make another video like this! This and Golbo have quickly become my favorite videos on KZbin!

[@mirroredrealities1639]

I love how this is just a shitty, underfunded SCP organization. They have exactly 3 dollars between themselves and someone brought 2 of those from home.

[@themushroominside6540]

Even though it has not yet been observed, i would assume that a longlegs deconstruction would sound like the Lego breaking sound effect

[@Narutosonicrule1245]

Longlegs was actually just thrilled about the possible theft

[@StarryCactus]

I love the pause at the beginning like he is just now coming up with the name "longlegs"

[@Someone-else-Probably]

oh to be a longlegs in a blank room with a gradually increasing number of cinderblocks

[@smartaleckduck4135]

Ran into one of these guys outside of their natural plane. Possibly a planar breach but I don’t know how rare those are. Anyways I “liberated” several cinderblocks from a local construction site after watching the video and my Longlegs appears to be doing well.

[@tsm688]

sir I regret to inform you that is a sheep

[@Mr.Redlego]

I saw the thumbnail and thought this looked less horror, and more like something the SCP Foundation would make. Glad to see i was right. I imagine theres some long forgotten, ramshackle site somewhere that still gets a trickle of budget, allowing them to make this video. Excellent work!

[@noxthedremoralord2683]

I will the longlegs You cannot stop me

[@lourdespachla6516]

NO DO NOT THE LONGLEGS NOOO

[@noxthedremoralord2683]

Too bad, I will the longlegs

[@lourdespachla6516]

@@noxthedremoralord2683 NOOO DO NOT THE LONGLEGS! Not without me😏.

[@herec0mestheCh33f]

D O N O T

[@souphell]

HE WILL SPLODW

[@theabstractguy411]

The idea that this super secret organization is operating on the budget of the average college student is hilarious. Keep up the good work pal!

[@Mason_Core]

3:51 LONGLEG DANCE LES GO

[@geoffreyprecht2410]

I loved the Discord call during the "simulated deconstruction"! That added so much humanity to the video, and reminded me that it's just a silly project made by a stranger to make me smile! I love your overall style, but little fourth wall breaks like that really add to the emotional impact in a way I rarely see in analog horror! It made this feel less like found footage and more like something a friend made for fun, and I love that vibe!

[@elijah5573]

"additionally, do not the long legs" this is my new favorite analog horror series

[@GrimblyGoo]

3:00 head empty, no thoughts

[@Ambipie]

I love how the target bollard was all he needed to groove

[@justaguy.dontexpectmuch6194]

Something tells me that this video is going to be considered a classic 10 years later

[@net6403]

3:24 he jus always in his own world.. he really quiet fr unless he know you...

[@chancematters]

I THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO BE SPOOKED. THEN, AFTER FURTHER OBSERVATION, YOU ADDED ANOTHER CINDER BLOCK.

[@NIRDIAN1]

The little bobbing in response to Cement Sphere released so much serotonin.

[@samlemay5333]

I love this. Analogue horror without the horror is fascinating

[@Silly_roblox_guy]

3:02 bro just stood there 😂

[@cursoryintegration8512]

I think my favourite part of this series is it doesn't undercut everything with a random spooky stuff; like no cuts to a scary face with ominous vague text, just nice little scrimblo weirdos and the people taking care of them

[@helo_tonk_here]

Adds a cinder block Nothing hapens Adds another one Same thing Does it again No reaction Still decides to another one Just no reaction from the funny looking spoder Adds another one and runs out of budget Adds a ball The spoder starts so some what move

[@thehjonk]

"Do not the C̶a̶t̶ Longlegs" I also just really love it bopping up and down ones the room has enough cinderblocks :D

[@randomtree7295]

I love how goofy these researchers are, I can just imagine them being a small underfunded department of like a government research project into different planes of existence. I can imagine most of the money is going to mining and establishing contact points. Meanwhile, these zoologists are fighting for every penny for a chance to study the local fauna and ecosystem