Longmont Potion Castle-Insect Chakras

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[@NeedToSneed]

Get home high, drunk, put on Comedy Decentral LPC selections, proceed to laugh until you cry. Yep, we're living 😎

[@PrankCallDecentral]

That’s excellent! Enjoy my friend.

[@mastercabbage]

Sounds like my kind of fun.

[@Lethe8737]

Oh, it's a jolly time

[@License2Bust]

@@PrankCallDecentralyou’re blowing it big time with the jerky boys and other junk. Keep it LPC only.

[@PrankCallDecentral]

LPC has more than enough people with channels exclusively of his material, without his permission to boot! We aim to bring the best prank callers we can find and hope that you enjoy the curated content.

[@eudaemxnia2481]

"A rhubarb crop is the one place on earth the footsteps of the oxen leave no impression" - ancient chinese proverb

[@sf6rwi]

the minute-long barrage of idioms starting at 2:25 is a masterpiece

[@Benefactors_of_Nunavut]

“-Because of the shape.” “YESSSSSsssss” ❤

[@HonestDepression101]

Whoa! This is one of his weirdest tracks. "Get a jolly old nibble going"

[@codygreene9067]

Idk some of his older shit gets way more abstract than this.

[@nicotinepoisoning]

Did you hear about Wagnar Wang? He had that tussle on the monkey bars

[@HonestDepression101]

The Shephard grasped his doodle sack! Before the saplings even guzzled their mornings trickle.

[@tehfuqizg0inon588]

Before the sapplings guzzle their morning trickle

[@civwrecker]

Tough time 🤔

[@TravisBickle212]

It was only later that the little people sat cross legged on the surface of the water.

[@Oliver_Hallowee]

I'm trying to smoke weed and I keep busting out laughing.

[@WorshipSAY10]

@@Oliver_Hallowee Lol, me too!!

[@Telepathic-Spider]

Some of the greatest of all time

[@DingaLingu]

That whole pie in the sky notion, everyone grasping at straws is really the last straw for me. For every sacred cow theres a needle in a haystack, and a golden goose somewhere, you know. Truth is theres no magic bullet when youre skating on thin ice like that, its just a tug-o-war, where the missing link is like a punching bag, the whole things a whole marry go round. Not to play devils advocate but speak of the devil. The whole thing would be a piece of cake if it didnt cost an arm and a leg up there. But its up in the air since the rule of thumb seems to be, you know, dont cut off your nose to spite your face

[@prehensilelung1751]

Thanks for taking the time to type this out. Once I heard this section I knew I needed to save it somewhere.

[@tehfuqizg0inon588]

Up'ere*

[@Mothman_Libra]

I don't do that

[@YuckFou.1]

@@Mothman_LibraRIGHT!

[@lowceiling]

​@@tehfuqizg0inon588Up 'errr

[@moviereviews1446]

1:59 In fact it was a Jeffersonian who first documented the insect chakras of Pastor Gooch

[@FlabbyPigLegs]

People forget

[@HamsterHamsterton]

The distant high pitched "woos" destroyed me

[@bencoletti4119]

Same

[@bencoletti4119]

Have great birday birthday commin your way .woo!

[@theeohh]

I love this one so much.

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Thanks for watching!

[@matias_8823]

This guy was just locked in for the ride

[@scambaitnaansense512]

Shadowy obelisk

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Gotta watch out for those lol

[@advacardo1846]

@@PrankCallDecentral nah its just a myth on the street, just a myth on the street

[@PrankCallDecentral]

You don’t believe it?

[@IamSpacedad]

06:05 Chris after hanging up: 'I think I just got moral support from my sleep paralysis demon.'

[@Sxcheschka]

Fascinating stuff, had me perplexed-and- intrigued! Felt like abstract poetry.

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@anonincog575]

This call reminds me of the conversation between Crispin Glover and Johnny Deep at the beginning of the movie "Deadman". " Look out the window. And doesn't this remind you of when you were in the boat, and then later than night, you were lying, looking up at the ceiling, and the water in your head was not dissimilar from the landscape, and you think to yourself, "Why is it that the landscape is moving, but the boat is still?"", In the film, that word salad turns out to be prophetic but it could have fit right in with LPC's stream of absurdity. My favorite part of this call is when Chris asks LPC if Wagner Wang fell off the Monkey Bars and LPC pauses, for a while, and then flatly says..."Yes.".

[@nicotinepoisoning]

The shepard grasped his doodle sack.

[@siliconmonday]

i used to woodshed with sandy jamiroquai

[@PrankCallDecentral]

The rule of thumb is don’t cut your nose off to spite your face.

[@ポルト]

This is what it's like when the fent kicks in.

[@VikingKong.]

This is gnosis.

[@DingaLingu]

A state of knowing

[@cinekodakexp]

Sandy Germarioquai has life all figured out.

[@justindyke2170]

She used to say a rhubarb crop is the one place on earth where the footprints of the oxen make no impression

[@sobamadeee]

Happy birthday Chris

[@Noway-sg8md]

Mi'kmaq representation in this one

[@soundofmouse]

Chris, everybody!

[@PrankCallDecentral]

👏🏻

[@blakeanderson5011]

He’s so wise 😮

[@trebuchetfacts8859]

I vicariously took a jolly little nibble of the dumpling, oooOOOOOoooh happy birthday Chris, take care of yourself big guy.

[@PrankCallDecentral]

We recommend these jolly nibbles 🍄‍🟫

[@trebuchetfacts8859]

@@PrankCallDecentral a most excellent recommendation, I tend to enjoy the vapable and edible , low stink, non invasive hallucinogenic wonders. I will take this under heavy, and lovingly embracing, consideration.

[@PrankCallDecentral]

If you can find some, send a few our way wontcha? Consider it a huge favor up arrr.

[@Jaredskoll]

Sandy Jamiroquai

[@PrankCallDecentral]

“It’s important to talk to fish whenever possible.”

[@MrStereopathic]

He grabbed his doodle sac. 😂

[@Klausinator451]

4:29 made me think of Shodan.

[@JamesBearRodehaver]

Yaay Ping-Pong returns!

[@zstamb]

2:12 LPC got the man pondering

[@Louzahsol]

Got real high once and listened to LPC. It was one of the funniest thing id ever heard

[@PrankCallDecentral]

It’s like being on shrooms. You can’t stop laughing 😂

[@Louzahsol]

@@PrankCallDecentral oh dude, pocket sized wildfire was hilarious while i was out of my mind

[@TravisBickle212]

@@Louzahsol wallet sized wildfire lol 🤣

[@PrankCallDecentral]

We’re the only gnomes in the area.

[@Bortsch_]

The Way of all Flesh by Gojira was definitely inspired by LPC.

[@tehfuqizg0inon588]

No wonder it's such a gr3at song

[@JackQNielsen]

I’ve been loving these, if you have the information handy you definitely should put the date of recording or release in the video descriptions dude! Not saying you need to retroactively in all the videos so far (although it would be a real dope move) but in the future it’s massively helpful for archival purposes. Cheers

[@PrankCallDecentral]

So many were non album calls so we unfortunately don’t have the dates, etc. for those. 😞

[@mr.lavander7145]

First! Keep these comin. Love it

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Thanks! We are always scavenging for new material. Stat tuned! 😎

[@surrealdealpick3]

@6:45 Arm and a leg up arrre.

[@jeffreyzaleski412]

JUST DROPPED IN TO SEE HOW YOU ALL ARE DOING TODAY OR EVENING. ART BELL SHALL ENTERTAIN US.

[@joelpadilla3562]

Thank

[@stratojet94]

I LOVE IT

[@wesst.422]

You wouldn't happen to have the houseboat call, would you? I've been looking around for it for ages!

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Is it from an album and which one if so?

[@wesst.422]

@@PrankCallDecentral Idk, I've been trying to find out myself, Its funny as hell tho! he calls some woman who lives in a houseboat and claims to be her pirate neighbor with the pet pot-belly pig and peg-leg lmao!

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Ooooooh ok. I have heard that. I will try to find it!

[@wesst.422]

@@PrankCallDecentral Thx!

[@PrankCallDecentral]

It’s called “Gentlemen’s Quarters” and is on LPC 18

[@dogoven.]

Fucken cool cover art.

[@skibbitybebop]

Hey do you have the bufords horn call? I swear it was on YT a few months ago but can't find it anywhere now 😢

[@PrankCallDecentral]

I remember seeing that too. A lot of calls have been ©️ flagged by YT. I wish I could upload it but it’ll get us a ©️ strike.

[@skibbitybebop]

@@PrankCallDecentral ah fair enough, thanks for the uploads anyway, you're doing God's work got people goin buck wild up ere

[@PrankCallDecentral]

Glad you’re enjoying it up ‘ere.

[@paulmuadib8955]

Holy shit

[@mastertrey4683]

What tf did I just watch? I dont hate it

[@LISLVC]

Can u pls get lpc 3 calls? I’d love to here more gugliata, or nannette nunnanaci pt 2

[@PrankCallDecentral]

We will try to do that for ya!

[@bingbong8649]

Pastor gooch

[@silverladderAZ]

Up uhhhhrr

[@bryanrautenstrauch8424]

Get a jolly ole nibble going…

[@PrankCallDecentral]

🦃

[@michaelsnow7252]

he doesent need a recipient in this one really.....

[@HonestDepression101]

Anyone know what release this was?

[@PrankCallDecentral]

It hasn’t been on any LPC albums.

[@spikespiegel2246]

HIIII

[@jekblom123]

What is this and what's the appeal of it?

[@PrankCallDecentral]

It’s a prank call and it’s hilarious.

[@remingtonjensen2231]

banana boat guy!

[@ecrisisx]

It's not for you.

[@PrankCallDecentral]

They clearly don’t get it. 🙄

[@sashwap]

for every sacred cow there’s a needle in a haystack