Longmont Potion Castle - Live Prank Call to TV Doctor - 1

[@jasonsantiago6308]

It is incredible hearing this man literally grow up torturing people's minds

[@huge-dude]

lmao

[@dirtysci]

The Nectarine Method

[@user-pi5xz5je4y]

Wasn't that when Guggliatti intercepted the spleen? In essence?

[@JohnSmith-ij6ms]

dirtysci ankle marble

[@jbossnack]

Is that like the grapefruit method???

[@balobreached]

Very important

[@DJCormi]

The best method there is friend

[@adda241]

"Are you familiar with what bone you've broken?" "They said it had somethin' to do with a nectaraine"

[@metallitech]

He didn't understand a word of the question so he just started talking about his favorite topic.

[@Kanoshe]

yeah tbh that was way more interesting than lpc this time

[@joelalexander5338]

@@Kanoshe Heresy!

[@animatiz]

I think he started sweating because he thought he had more in-depth doctor lingo than him and knew he was dealing with a pro

[@92GreyBlue]

To be fair he actually gave us quite scholarly information on the very subject the caller mentioned despite all of the shenanigans xD

[@Marshdweller]

​@@animatizhe's a doctor, he should know of the nectarine method. Aspecially of the sulphuric depletion layer of the ankle.

[@BMazeing]

Bless this man who tried to make sense of him Also: "I'm sorry Carl, we're going to lose you there, we're having 'trouble with the phone'" bahahaha

[@matthewherzog6155]

I spent about 4 hours yesterday listening to LPC and I'm as a result my side hurts in the ribcage area. Is that a subluxation?

[@IXAX15]

it's what we call a tangerine trauma. you need to get some lizards to massage ya on the rib, that should do 'er.

[@rumham9012]

You’re gonna need some quadruplers for sure, Kawasaki

[@darklord7979]

69 likes

[@Dave-sk9mn]

it is nearly midnight here right now and I just found out about him, I need to cut it off or I'll be up all night

[@thenickhood1592]

If I were you I’d just go on in and spread on out

[@PhoohPhah]

"Nectarine method, sulfuric depletion" LOLOL

[@matthewadams8583]

"More generally the entire nectarine method. Have you dealt with that?" "No, I sure haven't."

[@jessewallace12able]

Holy shit. Definitely don’t go to a chiropractor for a broken ankle.

[@garci2k2]

roflllllll "is there some kind of clacket that would work with this?"

[@marbla]

No I don't believe so.

[@NamMyohoRengeKyo-d9u]

Who TF says roflllllll? What is this 2011?

[@jacobd1529]

Funky Krunch I’m sure you noticed this was written 9 years ago

[@NamMyohoRengeKyo-d9u]

@@jacobd1529 I quote "What is this 2011"

[@NamMyohoRengeKyo-d9u]

@BlindiFunky Krunch in the part where he said ''What is this 2011"

[@andy7666]

I used to trick my brother, keeping a straight face while using gobblygook and made up terminology, sometimes talking about the histories of fantastic cultures or slipping in a bogus term with a load of accurate stuff.. Good fun!

[@neversaynever234]

0.0..............

[@jackofspades9742]

Never back o.O

[@SuperBartles]

He covers himself very fast: "actually I know a heck of a lot about ankles and chiropractic treatments so I don't want any wise guys implying I don't know my job, OK? "

[@jonthompson7106]

When did he say that?

[@sovereignkroova]

@@jonthompson7106 he didnt, that's the whole joke in the comment

[@sovereignkroova]

@@jonthompson7106 moreso it just sounded like the dr tried to hold it all together by not letting himself look clueless so the comment sums it up p well

[@Toy1er]

​@@sovereignkroovachiropractors aren't doctors. They are frauds.

[@mimamon86]

The doctor looks so scared

[@BigSmoke-bu6ib]

It's like he's afraid that there's a whole chapter in anatomy of which he is unfamiliar

[@WillieDuitt1]

@@BigSmoke-bu6ib He's trying to think back to college and thinking the classes he missed traveling around watching the Grateful Dead were the ones they covered the nectarine method and how to use clackets.

[@BigSmoke-bu6ib]

@@WillieDuitt1 he probably licked his vintage KISS comic book once or twice a year

[@Bryan_Kay]

@@BigSmoke-bu6ib basically still brand new

[@pwnttothemax]

haha "it had something to do with the nectarine, either that or the sulfuric depletion of the joint"

[@fjfjfjjdjdjdjj]

LPC was on a punk rock label IIRC. This takes me back!

[@opaljk4835]

Taylor ibn Hellscream LPC Punk

[@lyfeisfun]

chiropractors calliing themselves doctors... SMH. they pop vertebrae and cure everythig from brain tumors to ankle surgery lmao.

[@WhiteCanada1]

+thenewcoming I would think it's because they have their Doctotrate Degree, eh lol

[@lyfeisfun]

***** huh?? so if someone has a doctorate in child education they can cure diseases too? smh

[@WhiteCanada1]

thenewcoming No but they can formally and legally be addressed as Dr. ... That's common grade school shit lol

[@nervesconcord]

I will say that of all the medical treatments that some consider quackery, one of the few that I actually give some credence to is chiropracty, there are enough documented cases of people with joint and muscle issues being greatly helped by the treatment.I saw a video of that Australian guy where he had this dude who was totally hunched and twisted, and after a few weeks of painful adjustment he could stand up straight without pain for the first time in years.

[@cockroachman27]

@@nervesconcord there are also plenty of documented cases of chiropractors causing people to die of strokes

[@ryanincolorado549]

Tfw you live in Longmont and just discovered this guy

[@voteZDLR]

I love that band. The Nectarine Method

[@qanonymous258]

How symtomatic is ankle marble?

[@lilinsomniabih4761]

Fucking love this guy saw him on off the air trippin on shrooms always makes my day

[@gutierrezp49]

999 Records what video is that?

[@PitchforkRape]

"food" at 3 minutes

[@lkhlkhlkhfghjtv1]

Pasta hooray

[@pastorquinnzhahnbarnes6965]

Clacket 😂😂😂😂

[@paulcrisafi4415]

That’s where I lost it.

[@pastorquinnzhahnbarnes6965]

Paul Crisafi lol

[@FenrisSkoll]

"Quacket", because chiropractors are quacks running a racket.

[@DJCormi]

I think we're gonna lose there Carl

[@hussbilbs]

I'm sorry we're gonna lose you there Carl, we're having some trouble with the phone.

[@joefox8368]

this guy is like... legendary

[@TamaCinema69]

The master at work

[@34thncrenshaw]

longmont the goat

[@BearBarton53]

chiropractors are quacks...

[@narcissismincarnate9201]

You mean CRACKS? Because the bones CRACK? hoho

[@Creflo]

Thank you for posting this. I've heard OF Longmont Potion Castle but I've found hardly any available clips. LPC approaches the phone goof in the correct manner.

[@Harry_Stylus]

"Some kind of clacket"

[@Paugose]

I'm sure Kid Paddle referenced LPC. For those not aware, Kid Paddle is an incredibly popular Belgian Comic Strip. Paddle is a edgelord of a kid. He's playing conan style video games, has the stereotypical skeleton edgy poster, and in one strip, you get that "reknown" doctor on the radio telling kids about what they should do with their conditions, and Paddle makes up some "insidious gangrene on the big toe" and the doctor just say unrelated stuff in answer, even asking "where are you parents", to wich Kid says "They left a few minutes ago, what's the solution, Doc?" and they "Loose the transmission". His recurring friend even says "1 minute and a half call", and Kid says "Longer than last time". The strip was published circa 2006.

[@chrishestand1]

Looks like we’re gonna lose you there, some trouble with the phone….

[@diastrus1236]

“I didn’t understand anything he was saying”

[@riptor3000]

Dr. David Wain, attending

[@rehpotsirhc123]

for those of you who don't get it, chiropractic medicine is a joke and this guy was having some fun with the "doctor"

[@dead_yhency]

Watched this shit on acid and went down an incredible rabbit hole

[@MrEasye6996]

Sulfuric depletion of the bone.

[@appidydafoo]

Nothing better than a Fake Caller pranking a Fake Doctor

[@thecaptain4512]

He called Doc Brown

[@someoneyoualmostknew]

Vro said looking for compensations 🤣

[@landerkhadelofficial]

I watch this everyday, for health

[@MaximusWolfe]

Clacket Hahahaha

[@pauloates5520]

The man handled it really well hahah

[@blascantu7221]

So far 50 people aren't fans of the Nectarine Method.

[@jackie5046]

Some kinda clackett 😂😂😂😂2

[@PinkStalin]

He probably didn’t even listen to the actual chiropractor. XD

[@DURecords]

Longmont Potion Castle 6 CD comes out January 1st.

[@elia570]

DURecords is it out?

[@gorgoroth6072]

Yea

[@Jobby2077]

No fucking way

[@Zarixxtheone]

The Nectarine method

[@gary2892]

this is truly a watershed video... LPC is the new religion. gulbero gugliachi... nanette nannuchi!

[@CorpseOnPumpkin]

Awesome. This is great.

[@sorwoggpm]

This must be before his nose got broke. Voice sounds different.

[@Creflo]

LPC is/are the unsung genii of the phone goof.

[@marcel1372]

not doubting, but isn't 555 usually fake phone numbers only?

[@TokyoXtreme]

The 555 exchange is not reserved in area codes used for toll-free phone numbers. This led to the video game The Last of Us accidentally including the number to a phone-sex operator.[4]

[@steventherunner]

did he say lakewood?!

[@jnkoa33]

Nice

[@dardantuan]

@evange03 800 numbers have 555 prefixes... check it, yo.

[@StreetSweep]

lakewood, its a town in colorado..

[@jacksondemarre8057]

There’s probably a Lakewood in every state

[@TokyoXtreme]

Sounds like Carl was confused maybe with some ankle terminology and fruit.

[@obscureluzername]

No, no it's not.

[@LISLVC]

I don't understand why anybody would dislike this.

[@tommichalsen3847]

Live Prank Call to David Mitchell more like

[@kharnifex]

Dr Clackamas

[@FallenSkater1940]

to be fair that's pretty much how chiropractors talk too

[@hoonaignachowaneha]

I hate when my nectarine has sulphuric depletion.

[@coprographia]

in this clip? how? he never even says it here so there's nothing to transcribe captions from even if it could transcribe that (it can't)

[@mradamcooley]

i hope they reissue Longbox Option Package!

[@caejacks]

fudging awesome

[@mrhuman5092]

Poo poo pee pee check

[@bluebishi]

haha nectarine method

[@generalcircle]

The guy on the right looks like that one credit card guy from the C-Span prank call. LULZ!

[@gilbertgotfried]

Mark Corrigan?

[@KevinBrownsvideos]

Rad!

[@stevenseagal4987]

Ankle marble

[@damek666]

I need to bring you your nectarine

[@ibtaba]

Why is the numbers 555. Sounds like a set up to me.

[@fear5735]

All phone numbers in movies, shows and skits start with 555 because it does not connect to anything. All numbers are fake that start with 555.

[@ibtaba]

Fear57 thanks captain obvious!

[@TokyoXtreme]

The 555 exchange is not reserved in area codes used for toll-free phone numbers. This led to the video game The Last of Us accidentally including the number to a phone-sex operator.[4]

[@riosol8950]

L0L

[@Emira_75]

as if this was posted 13 years ago

[@boodge.]

F1RS✝️

[@thegibbon]

google "555-2225"

[@eggbertsmith]

How dare you ask why? DO what the man says!

[@gorgoroth6072]

Ok

[@williambolton4698]

Give up your time, appear on TV to offer advice to people who need help and what happens? A self absorbed half-wit calls to boost his own self worth by attempting to demean others. This "hoax" or "prank" behavior is utterly pathetic. There were probably people who needed to speak to a doctor waiting to get through. I honestly prefer watching the videos of "pranksters" getting their just rewards from people who are properly offended by them.

[@chimpydweeb]

Hey Dr. Parrish, you might need more therapy sessions still

[@TokyoXtreme]

I’m gonna release some wild animals _towards_ ya.

[@gmt500]

Clackit tho

[@MIL-STD]

Clackett.

[@chadbrown13]

they're 555 numbers!!! what's up with that?!?! i smell a fake.

[@CarlDidur]

yaaaaa heyyyyy

[@Tommygun782]

Is this really funny?

[@notveryniceatall]

possibly

[@KEYBLADE4BUY2]

Perhaps

[@commandingjudgedredd1841]

Maybe

[@amarok5048]

F LPC

[@neila6340]

chiropractor isnt a doctor