LOOKING FOR LOVE | Emily Is Away Too - Part 1

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[@revolvingwalloftrash3724]

"Jeff wants to hang out this weekend, I need an excuse" "YOUR DOG ATE IT"

[@marcusprice7677]

Lyke Meyer LMFAO

[@KovoratianShockTroop1462]

or did his!??!!!??

[@rev7068]

W y l d ?

[@rev7068]

Le gasp- REVOLVING WALL OF TRASH?!

[@revolvingwalloftrash3724]

@@rev7068 a fellow mayniac, i see~

[@theepicnoob4957]

Emily: *"Lets listen to the song together!"* Markiplier: *"Okay!"* Markiplier: *Clicks link and instantly pauses video because of copyright strikes* Markiplier: *"That song was amazing!"*

[@pokaay3163]

The Epic Noob you’re walking on thin ice Emily, I don’t get paid for these strikes

[@lewisprogramming4215]

Markiplier: *gets a copyright strike next song anyway*

[@Dr_mafario]

Tom Nook would have loved to own a platform like YouToob! Maximum upgrades, maximum money!

[@grass-eatingsheepwhen7713]

Not that funny tbh, and roblox is cringe

[@Dr_mafario]

Somebody ... ..... Hater.

[@fennxfox6241]

Mat and Steph: WE NEED TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY MANIPULATE THEM Mark: Wait, this is a game?

[@ceice2248]

ha

[@99Mateoo]

😆

[@egluvspink]

lol

[@kailiahseekings1357]

"Just chillin'. About to paint my nails." Markiplier read that! I freaked out!

[@parkermartin5799]

RIGHT! GTLIVE rocks! I like this one tho

[@isaacoconnell3610]

hearing “emily is the best” said out loud multiple times made me smile, thank you

[@millym00nn]

sameee heh

[@rayd2388]

Boi

[@emilyhenderson373]

Lol I’m an emily too ayyy

[@Ray-ky3hh]

Count me in the Emily group :3

[@template9360]

emily is the best

[@oreosnorter2919]

...And now, Dating Advice with Markiplier. "PUT SOME SPINE IN YOUR BACKBONE!" Thank you for watching, Dating Advice with Markiplier.

[@iwillkickyourassinwiitennis.]

Andrew Carlin This is great!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jayz0nx]

SPINE!!

[@cherryv_miya4236]

Andrew Carlin ya 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😆 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 🤭 🤭

[@jayz0nx]

Gacha-Luna You don’t need that many emojis, bud.

[@jeim376]

I’ve been laughing for.... a while now. I didn’t notice that in the video

[@renalynn7896]

Mark- "SHOWER AS IN NAKED" Evelyn- "yeah that's how I typically shower" Mark- hey no way, me too! OMG THIS IS GREAT LMAO 😂

[@frosttheicewing8963]

172 likes and no comments, I will be the first.

[@frosttheicewing8963]

Too slow, so sad.

[@theproatpubg0693]

Logic 1000

[@wildestdreams7017]

OMG, I DO THAT TO! FUNNY THAT?😝

[@allegedamoeba7561]

Hey, me too, how does that happen!

[@spaghettibolognese5838]

Evelyn: Hey Mark, you want a drink- Mark: NO, I'LL DIE!! Evelyn: I meant water...

[@hjh.zainabahad4424]

😂😂😂

[@Corvaex]

NO I'LL DIE!!

[@muddrudder2656]

I have watched mark for years but I have only just now heard that he cant drink?

[@spaghettibolognese5838]

@@muddrudder2656 He can't drink because his organs are very weak or something, he's had a lot of surgery in the past. He could possibly die if he drinks :(

[@churchillwang4269]

spaghettibolognese He had a heart attack drinking

[@3AM..]

Emily: *Sends Video* Mark: *Plays a mill-a-second of the song* “WOAH THAT WAS SO COOL”

[@CaLypSO4456]

KZbin: C o p y r I g h t A n y t h I n g

[@nordic7453]

its millisecond no one is milling any seconds here

[@SimperReformanda]

Such a shame, Mark was clueless about Warped Tour & Senses Fail. Kinda bummed he couldn’t play Let it Enfold You 😡 Though good to relive AIM experience and mid 2000s post hardcore days

[@fka_sophrosyne]

Jack: listens to only half a second of the song to avoid copyright. Mark: clicks on all the videos!!!

[@apotatowearingplaid97]

Jared Weeks lol yes I was thinking the same thing

[@Smile-kv2gf]

Jared Weeks lol

[@jdsteppenzyde]

Jared Weeks Anyone know how long a clip can be to avoid copyright issues? 5 secs? 10 secs? A bit and a skosh?

[@SleepywitchVibes]

Jared Weeks so hilarious. Let and live and learn I guess is marks approach to this game

[@okokalito]

Janet Dillingham less than 30 seconds

[@alexstv69]

Just imagine.. Jeff: “you wanna hang out?” Evelyn: “MY DOG ATE IT”

[@simplyskullface]

Jeff: understandable have a great day

[@lunarweirdo4954]

Um emily

[@Pr0fessorB1ble]

Fuck jeff I hate him. He’s just brad 2

[@ilewtf2234]

I cant, my pet is an eldritch being, he´s a good boy but he shows interest by eating people, so it wouldnt be safe. :/

[@MrMattogreen25]

"Oh hell yeah. Thank you for giving me a copyright strike."

[@cybertroniansomething6297]

Matt Britton peeper

[@lochlanbocking4825]

Cybertronian Something KKK

[@dylankeown1511]

Matt Britton oh FUCK yeah!!

[@ceice2248]

lol

[@shebiinu]

UR A PEEPER!! LOL

[@fishboyFishyFins]

Markiplier: *Implying to them that he likes them both without the other knowing* Me, an expert on drama: “There’s a storm comin’.“

[@alexazoid]

"PUT SOME SPINE IN YOUR BACKBONE!" - Markiplier 2k17

[@bestusername88]

Sorry but it's one thing I just don't understand, why the hell people type 2k17? imo it is stupid :) it makes sense when u do type 2k instead of 2000. But in this case it's not fucking 200017 its just 2017. Doesn't save your time or space , it's not using less digits, its exactly same length, so y the fuck that stupid K is better than 0. Sorry it's just my pet peeve I guess. Quote is dope tho!

[@MirageGaming1]

I believe it may have originated from electrical engineering, since they describe resistor values in just the same way. For example, they write 6600 ohms as 6k6. I see it's no more efficient, but it's been used as a standard notation across an industry for really some years - just because a special case is annoying isn't a reason to drop the notation entirely, IMHO. But yeah, great quote!

[@bestusername88]

I don't mind using it in general and I agree it shouldn't be dropped entirely. And also tbh I didn't know where it originally came from so thanks for valuable lesson :) Just in this one, particular case it gets on my nerves, and I just needed to share that in comments lol

[@MirageGaming1]

:)

[@l.l.7631]

Dark Cookie of Chaos` really wow its not that big a deal lol

[@crazygerman1555]

Jack: I have to impress her and say that i like the music Mark: why would i lie?

[@pleebs1689]

crazy German Exactly haha

[@kakawaiipotato4744]

Two different types of flirting :B

[@crazygerman1555]

Kakawaii Potato 😂

[@jacquelinel9241]

That’s cool how they gave you your pic for the picture of your profile

[@bjhollings1417]

Jacqueline L it is cool, they did the same for Jack

[@MathewMusic]

ahh, the age when making this kind of comment can get you hundreds of likes

[@ewitsluna1891]

@@MathewMusic 2018 wasnt that long ago bud

[@MathewMusic]

@@ewitsluna1891 felt like it

[@gonggovitviwat354]

HgOST lol

[@forester8644]

Mark: probably expects me to laugh at "talking to peeps" Me: laughing at "eatmydiction1"

[@bella-nj4dc]

"and I like your taste in music" *MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS YOUR FACE*

[@therandomtoad839]

I love this

[@finleyjames777]

omgggg yesss, i love tøp!! :))

[@zoehill7879]

TEAR IN MY HEART?

[@EM-qz1ed]

TEAR IN MY HEART! YES!

[@paiget7265]

Hell yea! |-/

[@pento9037]

"I don't know what we are." WE. ARE. FARMERS. BUM BUN BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM

[@heathers1025]

Nice! (darn it)

[@kecofleon7604]

I like candles -_-

[@Kuroi_chō]

I like candles 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@floralfadingg]

I like candles can't remember what that's from but good one

[@briargr4y]

I like candles holy heckk I love you so much 😂😂😂😂 best comment ive ever seen

[@HelxWarriors]

*Emily is away too comes out KZbin: YOU GET A COPYRIGHT STRIKE, YOU GET A COPYRIGHT STRIKE, EVERYONE GETS A COPYRIGHT STRIKE!!!

[@ShadzGamez]

Helixleo Productions I still think it was smart of the developers to use KZbin embed to share music, to avoid grabbing rights to use the music.

[@HelxWarriors]

Shadz Gamez I totally agree I just thought of this as I was watching

[@squarewizard4800]

Helixleo Productions this is officially my favorite comment

[@Rixxalight]

funny thing is you dont get strikes for music no more cause by music laws you can play music for up to 29 seconds anymore then royalties need to be payed out

[@georgeshaw9215]

Helixleo Productions. yes!

[@rubixgray6295]

I dont think mark was anywhere near excited enough about that icon!! how cool is that??

[@blabbityblah]

9:27 "I hope you guys can follow me switching back and forth." *remembers back when I was immersed in a chat room, a one-on-one convo, and an online rp forum all at the same time on a regular basis and the chaos involved with sharing the phone line and suspicious parents constantly checking me because of the chaos clearly coming from my room* Don't worry Mark. We got this.

[@swegenatorgaming1634]

blabbityblah XD

[@nemonobody6232]

if anything, we hope he can keep up.

[@milai_25]

blabbityblah same lol once I was playing a game and at the same time I chatted with two people on a social media, one in other social media, and I even answered my classmates questions about homework and stuff lol

[@TeknokaiSipesProductions]

Fun Drinking game: Take a shot every time Mark can't because he'll die

[@connitinmouth1638]

Teknokai why will he die?

[@AlexRodriguez-nk3ti]

Conni Tinmouth alcohol poisoning

[@connitinmouth1638]

Raven with Claws so he's allergic?

[@shirleypockelsgomez]

Conni Tinmouth No, he can't process it properly

[@hannahtorell353]

Many Koreans can't process alcohol. During the drunk minecraft series he used to take a special pill to help him process it but he had a health scare and the doctors told him not to drink alcohol because it could kill him.

[@MarshMessUps]

I like how in jacks episodes he's very honest and loyal and then Mark is just a player 😂 "eagletwo for Emily eagleone for Evelyn" I love this so much

[@scribblecloud]

wait did the game actually let you type that?? Thats amazing 😂

[@Chillbot17]

"it would suck to lose you" The foreshadowing hurts. Also, never knew that the Warped Tour ended

[@asialee8790]

the typing of the keyboard is so satisfying to me

[@puddin_hun1179]

Panda lee Yes!

[@pumpkinsmash9760]

Try asmr typing and clicking might be ur trigger

[@xStanDaOmegax]

Panda lee "cmon put some spine in your backbone!"

[@Phantumix]

mechanical keyboards are the best

[@christhefishy4037]

person: *mentions beer* mark: I'LL DIE I'LL JUST FUCKING DIE

[@DehlenaOmen]

Why will he die though? I was looking through the comments for the answer and couldn't find it. I'm curious.

[@xmoonlitfoxx]

ExplorerMC he is missing an enzyme that helps break down the alcohol

[@DehlenaOmen]

Hmm, that's really interesting. Didn't know that. How did he do drunk minecraft then?

[@Ratkill9000]

Mark being the way he is, his body does not produce an enzyme that helps metabolise alcohol very well. The last time he had some he had a mini heart attack and was in the hospital.

[@xmoonlitfoxx]

ExplorerMC there's a special pill you can take to help the condition out

[@DJGamingSmash]

Can't wait for the end of the trilogy, Emily Is Away As Well

[@mistersmiley9425]

Emily Is Away Again

[@mistersmiley9425]

Emily Is Away On The D

[@diogoayres7953]

Deep Sleep Deeper Sleep Deepest Sleep Emily is Away Emily is Away Too "Emily is Away As Well"

[@bbb462cid]

Or the prequel- Is Emily Away?

[@strikerheadshot7215]

that other asshole is away

[@trinitysillykitty]

Mark: "I swear i won't show this to anybody" Also Mark: *uploads video with the private things uncensored*

[@annemariefolsom272]

When does that happen in the video?

[@CallMeVidd]

Oh so that's why newer games have this "i know you're streaming/recording, don't try to hide it" mechanic.

[@riclpt120]

Wow

[@DB-jf2dw]

jack: took 49 minutes to complete 1 chapter mark: took 17 minutes to complete 1 chapter

[@ItsPundore]

Luis Aaron Lozano Wrong people.

[@maliahjones4516]

Roxas XIII no. it's correct.

[@attilapataki46]

well Jack did talk a lot about his perspective and stuff... aaaaand Mark was fast :D

[@xavirat1117]

its cause jack dont shut up lol XD

[@marthacastro9869]

Luis Aaron Lozano jack is more logic minded. He thinks more with his head, its not like he doesnt have a heart or anything. Its just he thinks of this game as a game nothing more. Mark on the other hand thinks more with his heart and sees each character as a real person not as a computer with any feelings. Mark puts himself into the scenario as if he was in this situation and what he would do to solve each problem as his own.

[@meganp9983]

27:17 Mark: "Complimated" Me: *rewinds part a few times to make sure and then rethinks the english language*

[@ariannauriejosephdunway5970]

Megan P I love when he doesn't pronounce things correctly it cute♥️♥️

[@laylalee7421]

Megan P lol

[@Sandstorm51]

*insert the blinking guy meme*

[@DB-jf2dw]

punk4eva: do you drink? Mark: nah i will literally die. punk4eva: oh coolcool, that's probably smart.

[@liz8778]

Luis Aaron Lozano why will he die though? ?

[@rainthewraithqueen]

If he drinks alcohol his heart will stop. :D (Does the smiley make it better when I say it?)

[@katlyn3005]

Lucy Dragneel you don't know???

[@katlyn3005]

Lucy Dragneel he was drinking and it landed him in the hospital because he has a very low alcohol tolerance and if he drinks again he will die

[@katlyn3005]

well I guess that's sorts how it went

[@lanthan598]

At least this guy is getting choices I can't even talk to girls without my anxiety being like: "Bro they gon reject you so bad ur ancestors gonna laugh"

[@aaronnikels5706]

Take what this game is doing and use it

[@fuckkk8731]

maaan, I'm sorry, I believe you'll be at least a bit more sure of yourself soon. :) take time with yourself tho. no need to rush.

[@Sunnylyndis]

Everyone is different but if you just talk to girls like a potential friend it might be easier. Also girls are normal humans. Nothing special about them.

[@mjxx0]

Then get some god damn back bone and fucking do it

[@invaderrash]

Yeah they will if you don’t grow some balls

[@lanerose2165]

omg. He managed to go to the next level with both the girls at the same time by getting nicknames, which I didn't even know was a thing! I had never seen that in this game with either of them and I've watched at least 3 other people play this. that is crazy and impressive.

[@Greybit1]

Lane Rose like he said, he is a sex god

[@Greybit1]

Lane Rose guess those hours of huniepop really paid off for him lol

[@lanerose2165]

RubberDuck Trinity XD totally

[@Syzoth2K]

Spoiler: He fucked up the ending already Rip

[@ariannauriejosephdunway5970]

Lane Rose same😵

[@corynorgrove9794]

I have a feeling that if you keep flirting with both they'll find out some how

[@skypieskylee7923]

Cory Norgrove SPOILER: In the end they talk to each other and they talk about you and they'll find out if you two time them

[@QWERTY-js6st]

Skypie FUCK I accidentally read that...

[@Chimcharlover13]

Really interesting. Watching Jack's video of this, he didn't even get EITHER girl to do the whole "nickname" thing, while Mark managed to get BOTH of them to go there with him! Jack seems to be taking it more "seriously", by mostly just going for one girl and trying to be realistic/honest with them without pretending to be something he's not. Mark seems to be trying to be nice to BOTH of them, attempting to say the "right answers" all the time, while also exaggerating a slight bit. Both ways are honestly interesting, and I like that Jack and Mark are kinda doing it differently, because it doesn't make either playthrough any less interesting. Nice job, Mark! Best of luck!

[@hika7_183]

mark is a fuck boy and jack the innocent one lol

[@SpecialBayleaf]

Gold Phoenix z got it out of my mouth 👌🏼

[@Kilojoules]

Tailslover13 I know right? I'm half expecting it to backfire, like they'll end up talking and find out that he's sorta telling them different things, and then they'll just both be yelling at him at once. I would freakin die 😂

[@Chimcharlover13]

What's your point? I'm pretty sure we all know it's just a game. Is there something wrong with giving a detailed comment about what I think about Jack and Mark's videos on the games? Sheez.

[@yourfavoriteclaymationpeng2926]

He just better stay consistent otherwise both of them will fuck him over in the end.

[@victoriasantosh7087]

18:06 **Sees Black Parade album cover** I can't find my eyeliner

[@NinjaristicNinja]

The way he's hitting on both of them... I can only see this ending badly lol

[@lilianarose6081]

Am I the only one who HAS to watch a youtube while eating lunch or dinner? I just can't eat if I'm not watching something lol.

[@eddierolston]

lul same

[@babakonga_re]

Lily Hall sameXD

[@imaginarypink7861]

Lily Hall I swear that i thought i was the only one who doing this

[@thehorrornerd9908]

Lily Hall omg sameeee hahah

[@claudia6808]

oh my gosh, same here :O

[@Ghostdawg176]

"PUT SOME SPINE IN YOUR BACKBONE" -Markiplier 2017

[@starku2616]

31:20 Mark: (looks depressed) Mark: Mark: Mark: Or YoU kNow Being A yoUtUBEr iS CoOl

[@elizabethodonnell9791]

I was wondering if anyone else caught that...my heart broke for a second.

[@HarrySia]

Emily: promise me you wont tell anyone mark: ofc, swear to god Emily : ok i trust you *shares* *link* mark: *shows 17M people*

[@496Tauras]

Haha...

[@pritisaha1214]

Yeah.......

[@92jwiener]

Lying piece of shit

[@Zeko_El-Emrico]

Harrykyle99 😂

[@kole5193]

Harrykyle99 nice.. someone commented that on jacks video too.

[@QJDWG]

Mark: 50 mins to finish 2 chapters and still dicks around Jack: takes it super seriously and take 2.5x longer

[@AlkestaTRP]

TBH I kind of preferred Jack's playthrough.

[@QJDWG]

TBH I kind of preferred Mark's playthrough.

[@AlkestaTRP]

QWERTYJDAWG Cool. Glad you could like something I couldn't really get into.

[@QJDWG]

We all prefer something different. That's what makes us human.

[@elsjac6763]

I like both :)

[@autumnaxiom]

Emily: *asks about wanting to settle down* Mark: aaaah, this would be contrary information, but you know, I don't think so. Everyone who actually played the game: poor thing, you're so screwed :D

[@kaylajo7923]

Neptuna I was so disappointed 😂

[@rosemarryscrochet]

Neptuna what do you mean?

[@autumnaxiom]

I mean that, if you tell the girls contrary information, this will eventually result in a bad ending.

[@thelandofobscuremememateri8000]

Evelyn: "Final Destination 4 will be the best" Everyone from the future: HA

[@itsjustyorkie6949]

Mark: I love your taste in music Me: MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS YOUR FACE

[@emmawestfire]

OMFG SAME

[@smlbeanheseph6615]

Brendon At The Clique FUCK YEAH MAN

[@pekkarantala1743]

Brendon At The Clique hell yeah

[@realiteaohansi3341]

That's my favourite line in all of music. I think its hilarious

[@vickd4683]

Brendon At The Clique Yessssss!!!!

[@randomscroller9347]

i like how mark gets all the girls in 49 minutes when jack doesn't even get one in 2 episodes XD

[@randomscroller9347]

and also, what happened to pewdiepie? it's been 2 days

[@ivanl.c.1862]

Random Scroller oh he's gone Mia? too bad, stopped caring for him awhile ago.

[@definitely505games8]

Ivan L. C. I never did care for him lol

[@michellekjellerup3234]

Random Scroller He's the sex god/eagleone/eagletwo/markiplier ofc he's getting the ladiiiessss XD

[@mandala314]

Random Scroller Jack goes for the emotions. ALL THE FEELS

[@vainevil959]

"You wanna drink" "Nah I'll die" "I like drinking" "Well I'll die!" "I think drinking is unhealthy" "SAME IF I DRINK ILL DIE" "Okay..."

[@Kryaide]

*sees Black Parade* No... *hears g-note* WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY! *starts crying*

[@taylorellis846]

TJVenom MY FATHER, TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

[@Emma1964_]

@@taylorellis846 TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

[@iksunio2969]

@Laci Mounts WOULD YOU BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN, THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED

[@sebb7162]

@@iksunio2969 you ruined it

[@daedaluscaedis5947]

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG. Crisis averted.

[@ty2401]

"hope you guys can catch up with the jumping back and forth" yea especially after the fnaf series jesus christ

[@cadenwilliams422]

Never once I in my life had I thought I would be posting a comment on a video of a man playing a chatting with girls simulator late at night

[@naturequeen2597]

Caden Williams wait

[@x5tr0ng]

Wtf is ur picture

[@snowdowning8574]

X5tr0ng its from danger days

[@Zelli52]

I feel like Mark's fans are too young to get the references in this game. This brings me back!

[@colindear5416]

Same the nostalgia dude

[@shannoncatney5202]

Probably

[@shannoncatney5202]

Jessica Stein My grandma and grandpa had one. Our two houses were connected so I could see them easily. Literally, every morning I kicked my grandpa off the computer XD The first one in our house is when I was in grade 5. I'm 21 now though. So nostoglia going on.

[@electrapng]

I'm just old enough to remember using AIM to chat with people in middle school, so I'm definitely feeling this too.

[@Sydonai11]

*Cough* ICQ and MIRC were the shit.... Old guy out.

[@nephylias3507]

Mark: *hears 0,000000000001 sec of song* Also Mark: OMG I LOVE THIS!!!

[@nicosvazquez]

When jack takes almost an hour for first chapter and mark finished in 17 mins

[@crystaleyesd827]

I hope this game has a happy ending.. *painful previous game flashbacks*

[@gabrieldiaz6933]

i stan way too many groups sigh ikr

[@thatonecookie242]

OMG SO TRUE

[@namnam-tj1mi]

Its cool it does has a happy ending with both girls, its really important how you play it i've managed to get all endings.

[@alanlight2715]

This game has multiple endings .

[@kelichen4688]

+i stan way too many groups sigh same. I stan too many groups too

[@playmegamanxthenmegamanzer1721]

Mark: Oh, send the link, I want to have a load of that. *Clicks on the link and listens to the music less then 1 micro second* Mark: Oh yeah that was good. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻🙈

[@watercrackersandwaferthinh601]

He did listen if you look but he skipped to avoid copyright

[@x5tr0ng]

r/wooosh

[@Danny-vb3sw]

I died when he did that multiple times😂

[@ktuck222]

31:18. I love how he answered that. He sounds sincere and real.

[@lordpanda6166]

"So much could change, so much could change The weather, life......the traffic" Honestly cracked me up more than anything else

[@emmatation9940]

Mark: "Any suspicious boys I don't want you going with, Evelyn??" Evelyn: "Oh, just this guy named Steve who picked up the alcohol." Mark: "...... GREAT JOB STEVE!"

[@emmatation9940]

You are most welcome!

[@jessepalomo5810]

"Could there be an us?" Immediately stopped the video and screamed "WHATABOUT EVEE GOD DAMN IT?!!"

[@christianward3313]

Mark : picks contrary answer Everyone : *face palm*

[@nolestrono]

"It's kinda complimated" - Mark 2017 27:17

[@callofabyss]

Noah Stronach I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE TO HEAR THAT

[@nolestrono]

I love how he didn't even acknowledge the fact that he said complimated it was like nothing happened

[@AlyssaFleming]

Noah Stronach I always find it kinda sweet when he makes those little errors and doesn't realize. Or when he does realize and he blames it on the fact that he used to have a speech impediment. Haha.

[@Rynneer]

Every indie developer: "Guys, we gotta put Markiplier in the game. It's sacrilege not to."

[@496Tauras]

True...

[@EronPlaysRocknRoll]

Rynneer They put jack in it too

[@lelaineryu9049]

LMAO IM DYINNG

[@Shyrringe]

Eron Roberts i don’t think anyone really cares

[@samknight6729]

"I know I'm swell, I'm swole" Markiplier, 2017

[@wardissolver]

SneakyTheSnake "We'd be blasting all night long" Markiplier 2k17

[@jonathanrobinson8926]

I love how you can tell the different era of this game from the original by the layout and speech options.

[@AshleyMires]

Emily- Do you remember my favorite game? Mark- OF COURSE! Me- Omg someone help I'm getting Hunie Pop flash backs! XD

[@Dan1loBC]

yeah!! it feels like he's trying to get both girls... ALTHOUGH THIS IS NOT A DATE SIM, MARK!!!

[@kittymewmewziscute4459]

Ashley Mires omg me too

[@gwhizzbro2820]

Mark's started saying deuces oh no He legit started screaming it exactly like jack and I was like oh my god I swear you two

[@ussyv3578]

Mark is slowly becoming a teenager with too many hormones and way too much internet.

[@trainking4848]

UssyV boner over chatroom

[@brandonshlecki4624]

UssyV Wait your telling me he wasn't already one before?

[@botagasss]

nope he wasn't. he was a cute and weird youtuber once, with a funny laughter laughing in the funny moments. and making sarcastic and sexist jokes to entertain himself when he felt like it and it would get embarrassing.

[@victoriasantosh7087]

That's me rn

[@imansafeer6481]

Emily: ill send u the chat log. Don't show anyone okay Mark:of course. I promise I won't Over 1 million views :O

[@crystalchandler8267]

If I had a quarter for every time Mark said "OH HELL YEESSS!!"

[@CallMeVidd]

Crystal Chandler i'd be able to buy a playstation 2! That's hip and cool, right? Y'know... 2000s n' stuff

[@allegedamoeba7561]

Crystal Chandler you would have more quarters that the likes on this comment. A LOT more.

[@jozkempf4132]

that's a fragment

[@lailaflores]

Markiplier? More like Markiplayer. Amirite?

[@expensivemagic4754]

haha

[@ire_dev2844]

Literally

[@peachyjoon4113]

im gonna need you to leave *points to door*

[@haileemarshall2090]

Lol.. *Bursts in laughter*

[@TheEpicPancake]

I really want to report this comment just for that

[@RaskylC]

*pauses all the videos to avoid copyright* Mark: WOW THAT'S AWESOME MUSIC!

[@sop6507]

LMAO ME TOO

[@elissafrasure8523]

Mom: who’s you favorite KZbinr, I’m gonna buy you their merch. Me: *It’s, complicated.*

[@nikkoa.3639]

I feel like when Mark plays this, he's more like the hopeless romantic protagonist while Jack has the more adult/realistic viewpoint.

[@ariannauriejosephdunway5970]

Nikko A. Ikr I like that he is romantic ♥️❤️😘😍

[@pie7591]

Nikko A. well the game takes place in high school ...

[@yomama4929]

Nikko A. Lol😋😍

[@Quince477]

Nikko A. This was a funny episode, lol, the way Mark kept moving his head and talking😂😂😂

[@lollipopgunner5568]

Nikko A. yeah i have a feeling Jack is gonna strike out. he seems to not be pushy enough to actually start something with the girls. just over analyzing it all

[@Elvirabg]

I like how Mark threw shade at punk4eva when he was talking to Emily about warped tour 😂😂😂😂

[@Thewaterspirit57]

Facenook. Youtoob. What next? Twootor!? Toblorne!?! Rawdit!? Mitchrosoft?

[@uhoh7545]

Thewaterspirit57 actually i think tumblr will just be tumbler

[@balbobiggins8012]

Thewaterspirit57 read toblorne as a torbjorn f*ck everything, imma swedish dwarf

[@persephonehades7547]

No. Macrohard.

[@jessicabunbun620]

xD Twootor just seems like something Mark would say anyway lol

[@furyberserk]

Yawhuu

[@smokestack534]

"I've snuck out exactly one time in my life" Thats honestly hilarious now that we have the context

[@miamattis227]

jacks video had 4 parts mark video has 2 part jack 1 hour video mark 40 min video jack Tell's his life story in his video mark does mark

[@CallMeVidd]

Mia mark in a story related game: *goofy and funny* Mark in a nightmarish fnaf fangame: *telling childhood stories about nightmares n' stuff*

[@orionfogg2549]

I was gonna like but it's at 69...N I C E

[@SpaceCaker]

"I just will die!" - Markiplier 2017

[@thejhopetoyoursuga3823]

Emily:do you want me to call you something else than mark? =) Me: Thinks mark is going to play it smooth Mark: CALL ME EAGLETWO BABY!!!!!! Me: God dangit mark!

[@gigantals]

Hear, hear!

[@that-one-bookworm5617]

JamDance lolllllll like me too

[@inksans1173]

JamDance lol =)

[@mrmr_zoomie]

“So should I be Sally or Alice.” *Mark clicks Sally* Average person: *rapidly clicks sexy nurse*

[@mr.fancysir9819]

Jack: (afraid of copyrieght) yeah it's great..the first 5 seconds I listens to it Mark: awwww yeah that's so copyrighted ( clicks on every vid)

[@tkoreyn3398]

😂😂😂

[@sfd9719]

Shit. I've been doing my whole life wrong, I need to shower without clothes on! How stupid am I?

[@zeno1099]

0_0 you are damn i need to start wearing clothes in public oh shit

[@xenbri1271]

What are these clothes you speak of?

[@Throne_of_Games]

What is this "shower" people keep mentioning?

[@seanhoffman5007]

John Cena Trainwreck funny moments

[@katiezaxistory5089]

Clothes? Showers? What are these things you say?

[@missnotsocool96]

I fucking lost my shit when he wrote down eagletwo. Oh, Mark you're so screwed! 😂

[@user-cp8es8sh9f]

XD

[@TheBigjimable]

I mean they both have boyfriends. He's just keeping his options open. 😂

[@Kogasengaha_Hishoshi]

"Cuz bitch I'm FABULOUS!!" XD

[@cassandraloke3247]

ljubica janceva bruh u nuts or smth 😂

[@christopherjones5691]

ljubica janceva LOL

[@wildestdreams7017]

Put some spine in your backbone. Markiplier 2017-2019.

[@helloworld2409]

Man it must have taken him a while to say that

[@LilChuunosuke]

Anyone else get upset that Mark didn't notice there was another Markiplier user in his friends? That's not his player! That's another friend that's supposed to be him written into the game for people who play as Markiplier! It has a special bio written by the game devs.

[@animechuck4219]

soooo... it was mark, playing the game chara, who is using mark's icon, who wants to BE mark? That's some inception sht right there son.

[@sapphira4774]

Yeah I'm pretty sure that was his profile...

[@caden972]

Total Trash Mammal yeah his account had a lower case M and the other had a capital M

[@chair8168]

There was also eat my diction on there which was cool

[@nytronochrome]

Hi mae

[@therarepandabeard3409]

*Amy barges in the room* WHO IS THIS EMILY HUH?!!!?

[@katlyn3005]

TheRarePandaBear :D nah amy's cool

[@zeno1099]

that would be awsome

[@Disturbance42]

No, none of that retarded crazy girlfriend shit.

[@Missmoody0]

Vyntage Hey!! Amy's Nice!!

[@Disturbance42]

I didn't say she wasn't.

[@CrossGamingCentral]

"Its nice and copyrighted. Oh fuck yea, give me some of that, thats great. Thank you. Thank you for giving me a copyright strike " - Mark xD

[@jessicabunbun620]

xD i was dying at that part! AND AT THE NEXT PART WHERE HE PLAYED IT FOR A MILASECOND THEN STOPPED IT xDDD "OH YEAH THAT WAS SO GOOD I LOVE THAT YEAH MY NEW FAV SONG WEW" hahaha not exact quote but you know.

[@rodeo_bs8712]

+Furry Girl >milasecond

[@wdrew04]

Theory of Venom *milisecond

[@rodeo_bs8712]

+Phil's Dead Houseplant That's what he spelled it above. Can you read

[@jessicabunbun620]

wait which is the correct way to spell it?? i'm just confused xD also i'm a SHE if you were referring to me lol

[@hadesgirld5145]

game: You should come to the party Mark: I'll just die I LITERALLY DIE

[@nymbus392]

"Im sorry, I'm just a sex GOD" ~Mark 2017

[@ginraw]

Zyfilx He made love to a jar of Mayonnaise, he can do it all!

[@AshuragaBenign]

In this very moment, Markiplier has the mindset of a teenager.

[@alexnorring2563]

Gamer And Brony4Life teen? when doesn't he have the mind of a 12 year old?

[@ivanl.c.1862]

Julie Norring 12 isn't a teenager

[@alexnorring2563]

Ivan L. C. I know, if you had read my comment you would've seen that i said "teen?" In the start

[@Youmu_Konpaku_]

it's a good thing mark does a video about this because I can't stand watching jack's video about only one chapter that took 1 hour

[@authra6595]

Everybody's fry What, this just differs 10-20 minutes with Jack's video tho xD

[@Youmu_Konpaku_]

but still mark managed to complete chapter 1 within 20 minutes

[@authra6595]

Everybody's fry Wait. You know what, I was wrong. I know I could delete my reply but I'll let it stay to ashame myself.

[@Youmu_Konpaku_]

it's okay mark =P

[@johannagustafsson212]

Jack talked about a lot in his video, about his life and stuff, went off on little tangents. I love when he's doing that, and I love that his playthrough is slower paced and more somber than Mark's. But I get that not everyone does, so I'm glad you enjoy Eagleone's playthrough instead xD

[@foil675]

Mark: yea it’s fine if people drink around me Also mark: if I drink I will DIE yea like the DYING part

[@haleyh.354]

44:58 Mark: I'm an expert, ask away Me: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop?

[@celestemcdowell3501]

Haley TØP it took me 500 (best science experiment ever)

[@annielane4396]

Haley TØP took me 420 haha

[@haleyh.354]

Penny Lane:p Haha

[@luca6744]

Just as I read that comment he said that phase

[@daachii-x]

I laughed so hard at this! 😂

[@user-tm5wz4fd2b]

I love how Mark and Sean both chose to say "Deuces!"

[@AlexSmith-dn6rk]

MARK WHEN YOU CLICKED I WANT SOME YOUROF THE DRUNK TEXTS YOUR CHARACTER WAS GONNA SAY "HEY SEND NUDES."

[@expensivemagic4754]

You mean like send nudz, lol

[@MeyZ_]

Anyone else noticed that he loves to say "let's see" while he's choosing an answer... I just love it and giggling slightly while hes doing it.

[@Das-gn6jr]

this game really shows the true nature of people...jack is more mature in these types of situations and mark is the "fun/douche guy" in situations like this..but it is still just a game and mark is still doing his youtube character so idk

[@Das-gn6jr]

but also mark gets serious after he plays for a while

[@tabithavanderpool418]

BeAsT MaStEr 74 I think Jack is the type that he likes to show more of how he would actually react in these games. as well as give out actual advice. mark however plays to win. (winning=getting as many "good" endings at once ie getting with both the girls) so jack plays like it's real but Mark plays it like a game

[@nay_bleunuit6708]

Tabitha Vanderpool so so true

[@dillonanderson1799]

what

[@xoantwist]

stop analysing and just enjoy the game (~ )~

[@l-9823]

*Amy slams open the door* Amy: Who are you talking to Mark? *The computer dings* Emily: Hey Mark, what are you doing? Mark: Uhhhh... I love you Amy Emily: wtf Mark??

[@josephinenelson3049]

What's that mean?

[@heypilgrim5682]

Josephine Nelson Amy is his girlfriend..

[@josephinenelson3049]

Dank Tank Dempsey OOOH that Amy! Sorry I thought it was a random person, or rather a random Amy.

[@l-9823]

it's ok

[@josephinenelson3049]

Allie Cooper ok

[@goowampo]

I don't talk to my best friend like this, we mostly just send each other weird memes and text random shit

[@randomplaylists6789]

Guilborocks18 lol same

[@mandystrickland5922]

I do that shit to

[@potatosalad8489]

Same we just talk about dumb shit and make dumb jokes and laugh at them, if a person doesn't share my sense of humor or doesn't make me laugh a lot I have a hard time relating to them and they sound sort of bland to me

[@CaSCHWANK]

i get the feeling you didn't grow up chatting on msn :P

[@closed1372]

I talk to my friend like the way emily and mark talk to eachother lol idek what we are but we've been bestfriends for years! :p

[@CaesarOtto2009]

I love hiw Mark's icon is just his normal youtube icon- he just wasnt even surprised. I love it XD