Loqueesha: A Movie That Shouldn't Exist

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[@starkillersneed]

I love how he tried to fake a sassy black woman stereotype but ends up sounding like a gay Southern man.

[@dorothyallspice1862]

Leslie Jordan is rolling in his grave…

[@blanebeats8647]

UNDERRATED COMMENT 💀

[@zubrhero5270]

Are we still talking about Loqueesha, or Dusty Rhodes?

[@fromlissawithlove]

@@dorothyallspice1862and off of a bridge… that was my FIRST thought when I watched a few movie reviews on this cinematic dumpster fire, “Is he mocking the ICONIC character Beverly Leslie”?

[@urubudopix976]

nahhh the offensive stereotypes combo 😭

[@sillypinklaffytaffysplt8655]

How to make depression and anxiety worse: “you’re selfish and you just want attention” yep that’s the best advice ever racist radio dude

[@shiannafoxx]

He's sounds like that one extremely conservative Trump supporter uncle that no one invites to family reunions

[@mattdekker5693]

Yall need to either find real problems or grow a spine.

[@shiannafoxx]

@@mattdekker5693 You need to be a better fucking person

[@mattdekker5693]

@@shiannafoxx hows your roof and your lights? Merry christmas

[@shiannafoxx]

@@mattdekker5693 How's your empathy? Cuz it doesn't seem like you have any. Merry Christmas

[@MJ-mp1fx]

The man was both a white savior and a magical black person in the same movie. I can't express how much I hate that this exists.

[@KariIzumi1]

OH GOD I hate how right you are ☠️

[@AprilHarmony9]

🎯🎯🎯 Bingo🤦‍♀️

[@whullysmo]

Perfect description, wow i hate it thank you!

[@OJsLeftGlove]

Any other tropes you've been instructed to disdain?

[@MJ-mp1fx]

@@OJsLeftGlove in this movie? Not that I'm aware of. You?

[@alanysgriffin5257]

Stereotyping a black woman while (not-so-secretly) actually wanting to have sex with one.... You have no idea how accurate that is to experience as a black woman lmao

[@freakytostadacartoon]

You made me think of Big Momma House.😊

[@urubudopix976]

i'm a black androgynous bi guy and unfortunately it's also accurate for us in the community 💀 which is another reason why i prefer engaging with other androgynous black guys because it's just so insufferable, white men suck

[@wareforcoin5780]

This is why I skip the racism step and go straight into wanting to have sex with a black women. Cut out the first part, it's a waste of time and energy I could spend wooing.

[@nassarihyman2864]

@@wareforcoin5780 LMAO 😂

[@SoulRebelInStereo]

​@@wareforcoin5780exactly bro these black women deserve better these days

[@serpenking]

shane dawson ghost wrote this movie

[@sockswin8477]

And Jeff star as the co writer

[@victoriarousee]

😭😭😭

[@lotusthemermaid]

Oh my God, you figured it out

[@shahtayyib]

goated comment

[@joeymills5827]

OMG LOL

[@XswooterX]

He literally wrote the "I have a Black friend" defense into the movie

[@disappointedmess209]

big brain

[@namemcnamerton4249]

Brian Griffin dialogue the movie

[@pissapocalypse]

@@namemcnamerton4249 "I watch TONS of black porn"

[@gingerkatherina]

No, he IS the black friend

[@Rightround0846]

@@pissapocalypse 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@riotbreaker3506]

I have suddenly grown a massive appreciation for any and all films that aren't this film.

[@kaydwessie296]

Every Shitpost I made as a horrible teenager is high art in comparison

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

Me looking at every shitty movie I've ever seen: "Maybe I've treated you too harshly, well except maybe you Joe Dirt 2. You're still dog shit!"

[@theman6422]

Mans really said “jee, that sucks that you’re depressed and suicidal. Maybe you should just not be depressed and you’d be a bit happier.”

[@ethanbell6762]

Same energy as "How the f**k are people lactose intolerant? Lol just tolerate it."

[@chikari123]

“What does a black woman sound like anyway” while mocking a terrible stereotype of how black women sound.

[@emwil9798]

its like he's so close to getting it

[@LikeSupreme]

Well i never really spoke to a black woman and in movies they *do* talk like that, so i guess it's right then?

[@chikari123]

@@LikeSupreme I’m a black woman and have never in my life met another black woman who talks like him outside of stereotypes like these on tv lmao

[@jeaniebee.]

@@LikeSupreme You've really never talked to a black woman? Where tf do you live?

[@LikeSupreme]

@@jeaniebee. Brazil

[@TheOtherMrsPetty]

“You’re a better black woman than I am.” I had to pause the whole video to process what I just heard.

[@papadong8100]

The caucasity of it all.

[@-DarthLesbian420-]

Kind of reminds me of when trans women told me to sit down and shut up and let the REAL women speak about women's issues

[@dragonrider7101]

@@-DarthLesbian420- Holy shit... Not to sound transphobic or anything but thats fucking funny as hell!!!

[@dlzimbruceleritate]

@@-DarthLesbian420- sounds like a made up story by a TERF, but ok...

[@TheKtwStudios]

@@dlzimbruceleritate Until you realize that some trans women are actually *that* oblivious...

[@giantpinkcat]

Jeremy is the kind of guy that will fail getting a Bachelor's degree, and then blame him being a white guy rather than the fact that he didn't work hard enough.

[@favoritemustard3542]

New stereotype I haven't heard of?

[@taramathews7391]

"I'm really depressed. I have no money. I want to die" "You just want attention. Go to Paris." "Paris. Oh ok suddenly I'm not broke and I'm happy." You a good black woman.

[@ChillHills]

When the friend said “We got a jumper.” Like what!?

[@circleinforthecube5170]

its funny how people romanticize paris so much, its built to crush the rebellion and is architecturally bland compared to every other old preserved city and even some modern cities, the Eiffel tower is cool but the same boring Haussmann building is mind numbing

[@24arrian71]

He wrote this movie just to touch Rachel’s actor

[@nman551]

Oh god

[@fredpeterson75]

Like Neil Breen with better production value.

[@chris_8299]

@@fredpeterson75 Breen would never be caught making anything other than an absolute masterpiece 😂

[@thispresentmoment7797]

Yes

[@DuelaDent52]

@@fredpeterson75 Would Neil Breen have written something this horrifically offensive?

[@bluetiger2468]

I was expecting at least he would sound like a black women but no, he really sounds like he's just doing a bad impression of a black women. This really feels like a cheep movie that would have been released in early 2000s and quickly forgotten about.

[@c.g.44]

What does a black woman sounds like ? 🤨

[@docsnake]

@@c.g.44 Not like that.

[@EmilyDickmesome]

@@c.g.44 First of all, she would usually sound like a woman ...

[@c.g.44]

@@docsnake of course, since there is no black women "sound"

[@c.g.44]

@@EmilyDickmesome of course, but the first commenter referred explicitly to "black" women sound so... I am just trying to discuss if such a sound exists

[@ZoanBlade90]

"For Mom & Dad". That is *immensely* awkward to me. I mean, imagine what his family thinks of this.

[@AgentChaos747]

If they raised this guy? They probably love it.

[@ZoanBlade90]

@AgentChaos747 I don't know which would be worse.

[@fizzy_minx8372]

The fact the writer actually thinks telling a depressed, suicidal person that they're being selfish and looking for attention by trying to KILL THEM SELF is the right approach makes me feel pretty sick.

[@thatonemajin3578]

This aint even racism at this point. We've ascended beyond racism.

[@Blankult]

Even sonic is scared now

[@aussakagamine8862]

We have to defeat the true god king of racism

[@krytenfivetwothreep2485]

More of a descent, really

[@maurabewsmoviecorner6911]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mHW1ZaKJmcefhq8 what movie link called

[@carlospitteri3146]

I'm ultra racist now

[@robquill]

So you're telling me he made up/stole a black woman's identity and THeN made her up to be the villain?? HUuH???

[@TheSpiritsLease]

@@TheHuffmanator Oh, so you're the shithead defending this movie. She was greedy and he was a transphobic homophobic asshole who believed he was better than black people. Take that away and be offended all you want. By the way. KZbin deleted my comments after I posted. Shows how amazing they are at being politically "correct."

[@limonx6778]

White men: the movie

[@israeliana]

Sounds like these Tik Tokers poaching AAVE and calling it "Gen Z".

[@dreamyanon5151]

Huh, I wonder why this sounds so familiar to me ? 🤔💀

[@limonx6778]

@@TheHikeChoseMe shut up terf lol

[@GingerPowder]

Statistically this is someone’s favorite movie, and I don’t know how to feel about that…

[@waynebell6835]

Yeah. The main actor.

[@AgentChaos747]

It’s either the main guy or Ben Shapiro.

[@youtubeillegallydeletesacc1525]

What? You're supposed to feel AMERICAN, fym? 😂

[@BrandEver117]

You think it's a bad movie but it's more than that, it's genius. You see, at the end of the movie it says "for mom and dad." His plan was to make his parents so ashamed to be related to him that they instantly kill themselves and he gets all of the inheritance. It's the perfect crime.

[@cebraulkenne8571]

... I want interviews with all the black actors in this movie.

[@stard9864]

I wonder if they got a fat paycheck for selling out.

[@katie2275]

A paycheck is a paycheck 😂

[@chungleandthebims167]

"dadadadaa-- yes [they] did that. And you would do it too for a check! [They were] an employee; and [they were] gonna get Employee of the Month"

[@ms.valdez5633]

@@chungleandthebims167 lmao

[@screamingbanshee1282]

I would pay for that

[@kingbee2537]

“If I was a black woman I would have a job” except when the black woman was talking nobody wanted to listen

[@ashab6806]

Exactly

[@ermacjones4821]

Hilarious.

[@wafflecon6029]

My thing is this whole conflict is stupid couldn’t him and the black woman be like a duo? It would solve her unemployment and his need to pay for his sons school instead of doing all this ludicrous shit? They could’ve even made an excuse like she needs him to help enunciate words or something.

[@Clown_the_Clown]

Reminder: There are incentive to hire minorities, so he probably would have an easier time finding a job

[@user-en4eo1cc4t]

I think the point is that if he was a woman he would have a job, take vtubers for example lol.

[@-AAA-147]

The main character is the definition of a Gary Stu.

[@ellahoward7519]

The fact that he’s played by the same guy who directed, produced, AND wrote this movie makes it even worse

[@viscountrainbows6452]

It's like if Tommy Wiseau somehow came across as even LESS charming somehow

[@BusStopProductions.]

@@viscountrainbows6452 Tommy is extremely charming

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Wouldn't say that bus stop.

[@Duskool]

Dude just straight up self inserts into his own fanfic and then makes himself a gary stu.

[@Ai_kawu]

This is is the "dark edgy humour" Every middle age white comedian and conservative is fighting so hard for.

[@Omnibushido-]

I’m surprised Adam Carolla didn’t do an entire pod on this movie crying about the bad reception this movie got and how “people nowadays are fucking snowflakes and are ruining ‘comedy’”

[@Spanishdog17]

@@Omnibushido-The Koch Brothers didn’t Tell him To do it yet.

[@chrisconnell5042]

Those gosh darn conservatives and their values

[@nickdogg7320]

Fine with me! We can't be offended by everything 24/7!

[@Cincy32]

Leftists are cringe.

[@drinoaki]

I bet that he was mocking a black woman that he saw on TV, thought that he made such a good impression, then minutes later he came up with the whole script

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

It does seem like the script was written in 3 minutes, yes

[@Ratciclefan]

Seems accurate

[@wisdomabdulaziz3694]

Probably watched a Tyler Perry movie

[@hollywoodstar6421]

“You’re a better black woman than I am” is where I started to question my reality and almost had an out of body experience like Pig. Oh no. This is beyond words. This guy really... just wow.

[@flufflesconticchio3885]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZSahqeIi6ehi5Y

[@andreafreja7472]

Yes. Just... wow.

[@KaelGian93]

i literally astral projected from my body during that part

[@theonlyonewithgum1452]

@@KaelGian93 Same, I had to pause and reassess all my life choices.

[@deannas2778]

I was like " he has to be fucking with us with that line"

[@supahmariostyle]

Too bad he couldn't save his marriage, make the bar more profitable, or find a better opportunities with his advice.

[@VicereineKillbride]

I survived a su*cide attempt, and have since recovered. But honestly if someone talked to me the way he did when I was in a crisis, that would make me wanna die even faster lmao

[@ChillHills]

Who in their broken(at the moment) minds would call this line. I’ve been in the same place and I would much rather just walk into mental health hospital. Don’t ever want to call a suicide line or a crisis line. They don’t help. But if you admit yourself into a hospital you may be there for a few weeks. But it’s better than a crisis line dumping you at a random psych ward that’s filled with recovering addicts. No offense to them. Just not good for my mental health to be around people like that. And hotlines sometimes hang up if they don’t think you’re on the brink of ending it.

[@prince_of_cats]

@@ChillHillslmao I called a crisis line once and the person on the other end was giving such shit advice that I ended up getting pissed off and hanging up lol Still here tho, so I guess it worked lmao

[@fadeuhhway]

​@@ChillHillsand the problem with recovering addicts is...?

[@villaimouse]

my man coulda just written "i'm racist" on a sign and taped it to his chest, it would have been faster than making a whole movie

[@pleaseenteraname6590]

And homophobic

[@notatrollll]

I dont blame the actors for cashing in, i bet they are laughing at how horrible it was all the way to the bank. You have understand he isnt kkk level racist. He doesnt want to hurt anyone, He’s just so dumb and ignorant and full of himself he completely believes he is smart and the opposite of offensive.

[@pleaseenteraname6590]

@@notatrollll he’s still racist just because he’s not kkk doesn’t mean he’s not incredibly racist

[@VIKTOR69]

Here is a special ticket for everyone who saw this comment before 1k likes.

[@michaelpaulsart4273]

@@notatrollll I gotta be real, if it had been me i would have taken the check, and taken as many pictures of the creator forcing black people within 10 feet of him into awkward fist bumps as possible.

[@moxiemaxie3543]

The movie Shane Dawson would have made if they kept giving him the green light

[@Jack-pe4we]

That's what I was thinking lmao

[@crimsonnin2]

I legitimately thought Shane Dawson actually made this movie until I didn't see him anywhere in this video

[@moxiemaxie3543]

@@crimsonnin2 did you guys ever see the clips of Shane Dawson being upset because his movie was so offensive that ppl were afraid to take the role or have their name in the movie crew credits

[@crimsonnin2]

​@@moxiemaxie3543 I don't think so? I certainly wouldn't want to be associated with any of his abominations though, lmao. When the movie you're working on has a homeless black man whose primary character trait is being addicted to eating shit, it's probably time to start questioning a few of the choices that lead you here.

[@twinkletoes5419]

@@moxiemaxie3543 oh I wanna seee~!

[@dee-tx5jd]

This was painful. We should show this movie in schools to explain narcissism 👍🏻

[@SageArdor]

Last quarter at university I legit wrote a 7 page paper on narcissism. This would have been a perfect source to describe grandiose narcissism.

[@mr.x2567]

Children are tortured enough by the school system

[@youtubeillegallydeletesacc1525]

They already have this in their curriculum. Been that way for decades.

[@xxxCrackerJack501xxx]

The idea of this film sounds like when they try to stretch a 30 second bit from Saturday Night Live into a full length movie

[@Davidpostingshid]

“You’re a better black woman than I am” My brain literally stop woking for a second after that line.

[@bigantdud3499]

Your personality isn't your race your country or color is your race

[@iammar1159]

@@bigantdud3499 Lol your country is your race?? Wtf lmao

[@bigantdud3499]

@@iammar1159 your country or color is your race I'm Mexican my skin is brighter but my country was Mexico

[@iammar1159]

@@bigantdud3499 Your country is your nationality

[@bigantdud3499]

@@iammar1159 oh fuck me your skin is your race but still your personality isn't your race

[@Cattshire]

He doesn't even really sound like a black woman LOL

[@PointlessDrummer]

He sounds like what blackface looks like.

[@hollywoodstar6421]

@@PointlessDrummer exactly.

[@everfluctuating]

he sounds like colonel sanders

[@liyah.]

He sounds like old white racist southern people

[@barrothontherocks3325]

he sounds like he's doing an impression of a man trying to do an impression of a woman who is trying to do an impression of a sassy black woman that she heard say one sentence once.

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

Guys it was made decades ago. The early 2000s were an awkward time- *What do you mean this was made in the last two years WHO GREEN LIT THIS*

[@MadnessXMedia]

I’m honestly surprised he got away with the gay jokes in 2019. Narcissistic is an understatement

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

Mary Sue the Movie.

[@MateoF_]

lol just the gay jokes?? 🤣🤣

[@jaysax7381]

You can say anything you want haha, the response however…..

[@youtubeillegallydeletesacc1525]

Exactly. So, you can get away with an entire movie disrespecting black women, but leave the gays alone. 🤨

[@FansyBLK]

The actual CEO of Racism

[@adamrtownsend]

@@maurabewsmoviecorner6911 nice

[@maurabewsmoviecorner6911]

@@adamrtownsend kzbin.info/www/bejne/mHW1ZaKJmcefhq8 video blocked by

[@nman551]

Call sonic

[@SubsWithnoDadChallenge]

No. The God king of racism.

[@a.sydney5036]

@@nman551 yyyyyÿyyyyy

[@pineapple9167]

As a black woman I have never been more offended by movie and I use to watch Shane Dawson so that's saying something

[@Jaiden_Anime_Shuns]

But the divine power has both genders. Joe is a hero who unlocked divine blackwhiteness. Nah jk this movie trash

[@pineapple9167]

@@Jaiden_Anime_Shuns LOL

[@ww.DuzaFizz]

@Idiotic Beyond Measure mmm, *so salty*

[@kkd9]

@Idiotic Beyond Measure name checks out

[@Ratciclefan]

@Idiotic Beyond Measure your name is fitting

[@ishidk]

whats even sadder about the whole split personaltiy thing is that it does absolutly nothing to draw away from the negative and harmful steryotypes of DID. The movie treats the whole disorder as a joke, not something caused by extreme amounts of trauma at a young age

[@xian1978]

When someone produces, directs and acts the movie you know it's going to be bad.

[@facefucker7923]

Yes exactly!!!

[@samanthaofcatarina]

It almost feels like they were gonna have a actual black woman's voice dubbed over his but they couldn't find anyone willing to do it so they just decided to go ahead with filming

[@erikdaniels0n]

Either that, or given how low budget it looks like this movie was, they couldn’t afford one

[@athenajaxon2397]

That actually might've been funny

[@NaeSeonghwa]

at this point im convinced he does thinks he sounds more like a black woman than an actual black woman

[@SorrySorrySorry]

@@NaeSeonghwa A rare case of xenophobia indeed.

[@shiannafoxx]

@@NaeSeonghwa It reminds me of the time Onision claimed to now more about black women's hair than black women. Actually, ALL of him reminds me of Onision. Both racist narcissistic clowns

[@danielle539]

has this guy ever talked to someone who wasn't a white dude lmao

[@roxassora2706]

No. As an anti-social person..... He hasn't

[@anchofucc7400]

@@TheHuffmanator bold of you to assume that he has spoken to her in any capacity beyond directing her

[@TheSpiritsLease]

@@TheHuffmanator Damn, short bus missed you.

[@strawberrycola1994]

@@TheHuffmanator you are: ❄️❄️❄️

[@siddiq069]

@@TheSpiritsLease lmao

[@ravendevino6419]

He's trying so hard to be Robin Williams with those impressions, but dear god does he fale in every way.

[@Katie-ws7xp]

What is it with narcissists and convincing themselves that their words alone can stop someone from commiting suicide? Onision did this too in one of his books

[@Freyjinn]

i never thought we could go that far into the abyss of bad movies

[@tobyjohn4682]

If he hasn't reviewed a breen film yet then he hasn't scratched the surface of the abyss.

[@TannerisSmol97]

Always he ready sir

[@Freyjinn]

@@tobyjohn4682 Neil Breen movies are pure art, they are *mwah* chef's kiss worthy

[@FauxFur]

Wait till u hear about Cuties

[@tobyjohn4682]

@@Freyjinn I cant believe you committed suicide.

[@MissJiGsSong]

The fact that hes stereotyping black women, and the fact that he thinks that everyone would believe he sounded even like a woman...

[@emiemi6133]

@Mario mario oh right, because the racism is acceptable, but his ego and poor writing are where you draw the line.

[@rattian1976]

@Mario mario What black women you listenin to? Black women still sound like women, not a middle aged white man. Also, white chicks was literally the least racist movie ever because it was harping on white people and classism against rich people instead of poor people. The movie was literally reverse blackface. Also just because SOME black women MAY sound like that, doesn't mean a white man can pretend to be black and steal a job from an actual black woman, and stereotype how black women sound ( a very common black stereotype). Not to mention, the actual black woman takes control of the show and we get the storyline of, "white man is better black woman than the black woman" comparing white chicks to this movie is just so fucking stupid because it is using black stereotypes against the white, racist people. This movie is literally just reinforcing those stereotypes.

[@eccremocarpusscaber5159]

@@rattian1976 gosh

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

And the moral, I just. I am restraining my pain.

[@dirtmcgert3139]

Did somebody really suggest that White Chicks is a "great" movie? 🤣🤣🤣

[@hellonurd8957]

This came out the same year as Joker, Midsommar, Parasite, Us, Uncut Gems & Doctor Sleep. Let that sink in peeps.

[@Brandon-ml2zw]

This has heavy “You knooow black people owned slaves too” energy.

[@argkitsune]

Blackface: The Movie

[@argkitsune]

@Azal Abadi That is a much better way of putting it

[@bananatiergod]

Wait until you hear about Soul Man, then

[@thewickedzaku]

Schoolboy Q?

[@luluvolvio1655]

No that movie sucked

[@labaker4285]

@Johnny Cab white chicks is funny bc they're obviously so bad at pretending to be white women but somehow they pass. It's also purposely satirical. Idk what this movie is ◉_◉

[@ahleenpollock1250]

Racism, homophobia, transphobia, mental health misrepresentation, su*cide “jokes”, egocentrism, misogyny, horrible writing... Man, this movie’s got it all!!!

[@bigbigbigbigbigman]

@Malcolm Based Valentine What in the goddamn hell are you talking about?

[@bigbigbigbigbigman]

@Malcolm Based Valentine Get help.

[@ps1hagrid786]

@Malcolm Based Valentine Society progresses through the means of compassion and education not ignorance.

[@ps1hagrid786]

@Malcolm Based Valentine Calling you one of those terms is actually a fair assessment considering what you were implying.

[@AbigailAutumn]

@Malcolm Based Valentine ok boomer

[@mayanightstar]

I never knew a movie could be racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, classist, contribute to mental health stigma AND misrepresent plurality all at the same time.

[@chanehenscarlope7438]

“You’re out of control” “you can’t control me white boy” both lines spoken from the same person

[@unfriendlyblackhottie460]

“It’s sounds like I’m being harsh” me: I don’t think you’re being harsh enough.🗣

[@maddogproductions5930]

@@maurabewsmoviecorner6911 What's this movie about? Is it racist too?

[@maurabewsmoviecorner6911]

@@maddogproductions5930 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4Osqp6Kp5KkqJI RED EYE (2005) FULL MOVIE - Rachel McAdams

[@SubsWithnoDadChallenge]

@@maurabewsmoviecorner6911 shut up borg

[@hezethomas2722]

"You a better black women than me" i dont want to live on this planet anymore

[@PhoenixRising87]

Because that's totally something a Black woman would say...ESPECIALLY to a mediocre white man.

[@Lili-wy8iq]

Ima pretend I didn’t hear that

[@SCP-469]

To quote a meme to describe this movie. "YoU DuMb FuCk." Text to speech thing, I don't know what it's called.

[@LazyKingAus]

I mean lol. being a black woman is objective lol. everyone's definitions is different lol

[@LazyKingAus]

@@JohnDoe-on8gl lol

[@terenceheesch8351]

this is literally what a movie called "WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE - THE MOTION PICTURE" would look like: 😑 "I'm an average-looking shlobby white man who gives the simplest and basic of life lessons to people I deem lower than me...and I do an awesome impression of a stereotypical black woman...tell me I'm a genius and throw money at me...NOW!"

[@Omnibushido-]

Imagine you’re a struggling, starving actor and you FINALLY get your first chance at auditioning for a big movie role but it’s for this fucking trainwreck.

[@spidersurvivor6937]

He literally admits he's racist!! Xenophobia, noun: dislike of or prejudice against people from other countries.

[@ps1hagrid786]

The funny thing is that he was trying to say that he's afraid of going outside as in agoraphobic, but failed miserably. I'm speechless by the mere existence of this delusional man.

[@notjohn100]

@@ps1hagrid786 No, xenophobia can also be used for a fear of strangers which is why the building had to be empty when she entered and exited. Obviously she was leaving her house.

[@phriscalmer8740]

Xenophobia is not always racism just like racism is not always xenophobia "from other countries" imo xenophobia is way more of a blanket term than racism. If I were to say I dislike the people who are in charge of china that would be xenophobic yes, but would it be racist 🤔?

[@spidersurvivor6937]

@@phriscalmer8740 I don't disagree with you. But... For the sake of the argument, I'd say it would at least be a racially tinted statement because it is an inherent fact that those who run China are Chinese.

[@AnonymousGamer-ut5nz]

But black people in america are from america

[@everfluctuating]

i feel like this movie was just an excuse to put on a blaccent

[@bigrat4780]

and a poor one at that 😭 the audacity of old white men who have money is astonishing

[@scarfguy5337]

A better version of that extremely horrible line would be "You're a better blacl woman stereotype than I am, and that's what the audience wants. They don't want authenticity because it doesn't fit their narrow minded points of view. What they want is what they expect a black woman to be, and that's what you give them."

[@tyexyang]

“You’re a better black women than I am.”I think I need to go meditate in the mountains because right now my brain is so destroyed that I don’t even think I can meditate

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

I like how he put a bunch of black people on the movie to constantly reassure him that what he's doing is totally cool and not racist

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

@@TheHuffmanator I'm confused, are you defending this movie or trying to tell me what he's doing is wrong?

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

@@TheHuffmanator ok.

[@Sagekittykin]

It's a job. But damn, why did he do it. I know that these actors hated his ass.

[@errortryagainlater4240]

@@Sagekittykin I at least hope they were laughing at him the whole time 😬

[@ashleygomes1979]

I think that's pretty strong evidence that it isn't racist. Loqueesha is one of the greatest movies of our time. The sequel is going to be interesting.

[@Claypidgeon162]

Bar Patron: "I'm in a bad relationship." Bartender: "You should get out of that relationship." *Bar Patron has a brain aneurism from the wisdom that has just blown their mind*

[@pissapocalypse]

"It's also your fault the relationship is bad" Bar patron: *not angry for some reason*

[@Mr.Pallanza]

*_Ah yes. Deluded White Savior Complex, the movie._* I cannot believe this was produced and directed.

[@srslydoatm9251]

There's something about the fact that he wrote, directed and STARRED in his OWN movie that screams, no, SHRIEKS superiority complex. Its like when M. Night starred as the chosen one in that one alien movie or whatever. Totally pretentious.

[@NinjaSpaceRaccoon]

It wasn't aliens, it was a magical being called a Narf who was literally born out of a swimming pool or something. AND they had Paul Giamatti act like a baby while a 10 year old read the future from cereal boxes. "Lady in the Water" is a trip.

[@srslydoatm9251]

@@NinjaSpaceRaccoon at least Lady in the Water is entertaining

[@jasmineelise424]

makes me think of tyler perry 🙃

[@SubsWithnoDadChallenge]

Kinda like Neil Breen

[@nerdwarp112]

It’s the Neil Breen/Tommy Wiseau style of moviemaking where they write themselves as the charming/cool main character that everyone loves and compliments in every scene they’re in.

[@kabbablabba4073]

I can't imagine how uncomfortable Jeremy Saville must make his relatives at Thanksgiving dinner

[@Quackervoltz]

He was probably disowned by his family.

[@KittyPieVibes]

He seems like the guy that would make an unfunny joke and just stare at you to laugh

[@ursulap.6722]

I mean, he was raised among his family -- who's to say he's not exactly like them? Maybe they all sit around the Thanksgiving table doing their best Black woman impressions!

[@firstnext5482]

"Mommy mommy, Uncle Jeremy said that there are always 'pavement apes' outside his house- what're those? Does Uncle Jeremy live in a jungle?" "Stop talking to Uncle Jeremy."

[@jibrijibri4548]

I’m black and I usually never get offended but this movie was REALLY pushing it

[@emilybryne7850]

I like how he just has like 7 guitars in the background

[@Midknight0824]

Didn’t even notice until right now omg

[@shineevelvet7067]

Joe's "accent" sounds like the guy who sang "You got A Friend in Me" from Toy Story

[@CaseyKiddRap]

You mean Randy Newman?

[@shineevelvet7067]

@@CaseyKiddRap didn't know that but I think so💀

[@jibrijibri4548]

Don’t disrespect a legend like that 🤣

[@shineevelvet7067]

@@jibrijibri4548 broooo I didn't mean to 😭😭😭💀💀

[@muskidyduskidy]

Man, why you gotta utterly insult Randy Newman like that?

[@brandonmclendon5368]

How after reading the script did the studio executives not think, “Hey you know what? This movie is very racist.” Like why was this movie green lit?

[@katie2275]

I feel like he just made it out his own pocket lol

[@walkingonneedles]

considering amazon picked it up i don't think in any point did anyone care at all

[@ahmeddemha]

@@katie2275 Yep, it's an independent film.

[@staceyshere]

I’m side eyeing all the black people who agreed to be part of this movie

[@stevesharpe3370]

They just need a check Stacey!

[@pringle239]

When he said the line "we have evolved, we have discovered how to become gods" all I could think of was that one bit of nier automata.

[@packnetadaija]

I hope those black actors in this movie got the check that they needed to pay the bills that they needed, honestly I wouldn’t want this on my resume but I mean a checks a check

[@strawberry_cosmosss]

they are the definition of "the rent was due"

[@packnetadaija]

@Coffee & Tea exactly, that’s why I said I hope you paid the bills you needed to pay

[@bananatiergod]

Our boy Jeremy forgot a very important detail about character writing: If the character says they're humble out loud, they're not. Even worse if you play said character.

[@lewiskazinsky7334]

It goes deeper than that. He wrote, shot *and* acted the scene. My guess is that he’s been called an unfunny, arrogant asshole for a long, long time.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

It's less their not automatically not humble, and more so just flat put lazy way to characterize in a story.

[@mssunnylunarain7]

I remember when the trailer for this played in the theater how it was deathly silent afterwards, like everyone was in intense shock that it was greenlit.

[@Datboidezz434]

Bruh this dude is the Tubi version of Norm McDonald. Don’t ever disrespect Norm McDonald.

[@artemisknight5776]

its an atrocious film but the fact he wrote it himself just brings it to a whole new level of hell

[@noahlarkey5181]

Haven’t even gotten a minute into the video and this movie looks racist

[@AxxLAfriku]

Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear noah

[@AceZeddex]

Im 17 minutes in and im just like....sorry gotta go im out. Like its not even funny to watch someone else shit on its just a painful reminder that we live in a society with 70 million degenerate apes who think theyre geniuses and they have the power to vote and slow down the rest of society or just hold society by the balls in a toxic deathgrip that avoids facts logic and compassion for those not just within ones own personal net/bubble. And they think theyre like geniuses or something for being countercultural out of a reflexive nature to disagree with people that those within their net are also inclined to disagree with. Which is an element of both sides but only one side is logical enough to sit down and think through things enough to have a large number of people considering that standards and criticism apply to both sides. My brain hurts just from the frustrating mental gymnastics it takes to process how apes like Seville think

[@WrodrunbyDon]

maybe racist maybe it's comedy who knows (edit: yeah no just no idek wtf just god no)

[@issahumps]

@@AceZeddex your joker copy pasta is on point

[@walkingonneedles]

@@issahumps hahahhhhh quality joke. a left leaning political rant is just like the joker (2019)? *wheeze* so good, so good!

[@rashidareeves78]

People absolutely overuse the word “cringe” but dear gawd! This is the epitome. 🤦🏾‍♀️ I mean there are not enough adjectives to describe how awful this is. It’s like he had NO ONE in his life to stop him.

[@theresivy]

this movie just screams all sorts of “yikes”

[@BlkMedusa]

This whole movie plot is just an excuse to justify doing his “funny” black woman impression. But there is no excuse and it’s just terrible.

[@nixonesport1998]

White chicks

[@lvbboi9]

@@nixonesport1998 wot?

[@aredjayc2858]

@@lvbboi9 he's likely pointing to the film "White Chicks" which is sorta the opposite (Black Guys as White Women)

[@starkillersneed]

Not even a good one too. The ad said "women and minorities encouraged to apply" and he treats it like it was a prerequisite or something

[@marcosortiz2466]

Master of disguise is a great example of a movie made for the actors impressions, and it's hilariously bad, very enjoyable

[@theletsplayer9503]

"Mom, can we have radio rebel?" "We have radio rebel at home" (Radio rebel at home):

[@Stone016]

"I'm wearing blackface" "No I'm wearing blackface!"

[@navonmyhand7999]

I'd say it's more like Radio Racist 😬😂

[@pissapocalypse]

*Debby Ryan smile*

[@moyo6606]

@@pissapocalypse 😏😒😏😒

[@MB-nb7yq]

@@pissapocalypse 😂😂😭😂

[@Spektral-Snow]

Anyone ever told you that you’re funny Pig? Also this movie makes me want to die

[@saucetiny]

I literally can’t explain how many times this caused my higher brain function to utterly shut down

[@MercuryKurogane]

As yes, being told your an attention seeker and selfish is exactly what you want to hear when your at the point ready to end it all, makes me feel so much better

[@bigbearkat2010]

My guess is the only reason he didn't write in the script to tell woman to "just get over it" is because he thought that was too obvious and not nearly pretentious enough.

[@Mars-dw2zc]

@@TheHuffmanator edgelord alert

[@lyellCrookshanks]

@@TheHuffmanator i love how you automatically assume Mars is suicidal because they called you out on being edgy about suicide.

[@hunterofthebigfootwithinte5609]

@@TheHuffmanator so, you know you are one of the braindead idiots that comment on KZbin and you still go on the internet?

[@lyellCrookshanks]

@@TheHuffmanator what did i win?

[@oliviahamilton9421]

Yooo this is a boomer version of a Shane Dawson movie

[@ps1hagrid786]

This is so terrifyingly accurate, I'm at a loss for words...

[@nman551]

OH NO

[@oshaviolation]

Holy shit, I thought about similarities to Shane when I watched this video too. But this is scarily accurate

[@moon_sun1964]

Omg it is…

[@2120musiclover]

But without the n word coming from his mouth

[@itsaUSBline]

This guy's black woman voice sounds like the voice Alex Baldwin does in that episode of 30 Rock where he's doing the roleplay with Tracy and does an impression of Tracy's mom.

[@giantpinkcat]

This movie is basically the meme: "Yeah I like Dark Humor" *racism*

[@MaeBlythe]

How sheltered do you need to be to think that black women usually sound like a Southern Baptist preacher??

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Or just flat out have terrible sense humor.

[@markzuckerberg4466]

sheltered or ignorant?

[@Sejikan]

Its not really that he thinks that's what they sound like, I'm mixed but grew up around pretty much only white people so I kinda sound white and when I try to sound black I end up sounding like this guys crappy accent

[@Sejikan]

It just Doesn't come out right when you try it

[@Wonderoddity]

Me, from the baptist south: 👁👄👁

[@Musiclover0728]

"You're a better black woman than I am." ...I'm honestly surprised the actress still accepted the role with that line. I face palmed so hard, I think I almost knocked myself out. Entertaining video though, dude.

[@dumbubbx3s646]

What is the timestamp for that?

[@kshillingford4921]

You obviously haven't met many actresses.....they are like FEMALE THIS GUY.

[@Musiclover0728]

@@dumbubbx3s646 I know this is late but I didn't notice this reply lol. It's 22:23

[@davidcook680]

She just said pay me. Ill say cringe weird shit.

[@candicefrost4561]

Needing money to survive is a hell of a drug.

[@user-cv8qe9ru8c]

I feel like this movie was written in 1996 and then it was forgotten about, dusted off and dressed up a bit

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

why did the black guy and lady let themselves be in this movie after reading the script enablers

[@ona3779]

This movie sucks, but at least your hair looks nice ✌🏻

[@dankestduckest]

Blue, is that you?

[@henrydikes6704]

He looks like a stereotypical feminist but genderbended.

[@fabianatrindade56]

Yoo I was gonna comment that. His hair looks gorgeous! Please don't cut it, Pig 😍

[@ak-cardwell]

Love the hair but

[@secondcoolestyoutubechanne2123]

@@ak-cardwell but

[@Sharktooth17]

its like he wrote this movie just to have people compliment him in a fantasy world

[@ServingOthers99]

the only way he could have anyone compliment him, probably

[@Waytotheland]

Exactly. It’s his vanity project and soap box.

[@Richualistik]

Super-discount Norm Macdonald.

[@ordinaryman27]

I was thinking the same thing 🤣

[@catinthekitchen1]

It always amazes me with films like this how they wrote the script, edited it, practiced it, filmed it, and at no point they thought this is idiotic. No one?

[@roisinoconnell9638]

The racism. The sexism. This man really liked to shove it all in there. Didn’t want to leave a stone unturned I suppose

[@monbub]

he even added bad gay and trans jokes as a topping

[@pissapocalypse]

Collecting all the offensive things like Pokemon

[@TheMedicatedArtist]

Racism. Sexism. Homophobia. The great trifecta.

[@skydonkey9515]

He's trying to fill in each check box lmao

[@toneyhiddin4301]

Just wait for the sequel "Jaun Ricardo Lamar Valencio Pinõ Rodriguez-Thomas" There he'll play a white man who is posing as a Trans Hispanic American who is posing as an Asian American male with African American stereotypical tendencies using an Irish accent working border control secretly smuggling in immigrants to form a band for his one woman stage show. It's the only way he can top this

[@katie2275]

Like he could of pretended to be a minority guy. His voice doesn’t sound feminine at all.

[@ThePacificOshun]

It's part of the racism. There are many racist connotations to making a black woman look, sound, or act masculine as a joke

[@puweh]

or he can just not. its unfunny.

[@SubsWithnoDadChallenge]

Or he could just not touch a camera ever again.

[@TayTayMakesBeats]

@@puweh I think it could have been a good movie if it was written and acted by people who weren't narcissists and actually had a basic understanding of comedy and race. The concept on its own is a little edgy but it could be done in a way that isn't racially insensitive, though it would still piss off the easily offended.

[@bwdoggrooming4482]

Tbh he sounds just like Steve Harvey

[@softlystab814]

He... he literally just sounds like a Southern white man...

[@MikePhalin]

The original distributor for the movie had buyer’s remorse after the initial PR push. They sent me an interview invite to talk to Jeremy. When I responded, they said they were no longing handling the film … 24 hours later.

[@gormpus]

Imagine your child making this movie and then dedicating it to you at the end

[@KittyPieVibes]

Name change

[@charleetucker2480]

I’d disown em

[@Waytotheland]

I pity his parents.

[@sky-sx5gt]

I wouldn't talk to my kids ever again if they made this awful racist movie

[@lulolie]

Late abortion time