LORD OF THE RINGS CHILE BEER ADS (Cerveza Cristal)

I dusted off my VCR to bring you these clips
A compilation 3 Cerveza Cristal beer advertisements which originally aired in Chile in the early 2000s. These ads were injected directly into the movies and it's beautiful.
Thanks to @GimboCommunity
When I purposely spread misinformation on the internet 😂

[@blackdragoncyrus]

"They will answer to the king of Cerveza."

[@Studiosmediamilk]

"That cerveza was broken!" "It has been brewed again"

[@blackdragoncyrus]

@@Studiosmediamilk"Prepare to be drunk!" "Drunk? You and what alcohol?!"

[@anthonymunoz9790]

“This alcohol.”

[@hashbrown777]

"You have my sword" "And MY Cristal!"

[@thedrinkinggamemaker9749]

I am the Lord of the Cristal

[@antigrav6004]

"hold out your hands, frodo, it's quite cool"

[@giffordsamuelson2163]

This is too shelf

[@MisterMarin]

One Beer to rule them all...

[@tomas.lambert]

One Beer to find them. One Beer to bring them all and in darkness bind them. Sounds like the 1st drink of the night 😂

[@MisterMarin]

@@tomas.lambert The Lord of the Beers: The Fellowship of the Beer. Drinking buddies unite! 🍻

[@Studiosmediamilk]

*One cerveza to rule them all

[@Studiosmediamilk]

​@@MisterMarin*The Lord of the Cervezas: The return of Cerveza

[@iododendron3416]

The Hobbit: An unexpected Cerveza The Desolation of Cerveza Battle of the five Cervezas

[@someguy672]

A missed opportunity is when Bilbo says "Wait, its right here in my pocket..." and reaches into his pocket and takes out... Cerveza Cristal!

[@alexandervelasquez1444]

Can still be edited

[@crystallogic2543]

I want the scene where Pippin steals Gandalf's beer while he's sleeping

[@bridgerhibbert2993]

@@crystallogic2543 Pippin lying awake with his eyes wide open after the trauma is just what happens to a hobbit after looking into the Palantbeer...

[@Sindraug25]

Proof that good ads are effective: I don't even like beer, and now I want to try a Cerveza Cristal.

[@diegomunoz8173]

Jajaja

[@dany8855]

Dude, that beer is bad in quality. It's one of the cheap beers from Chile because it's pure water hahaha. In any case, if you make it as a fanshop (beer + fanta) or michelada (beer with lemon juice, salt and merkén), it changes and becomes a pretty good drink.

[@diegomunoz8173]

@@dany8855 Eso lo hace más épico XD

[@alexo_pog]

ive heard its piss

[@ObsessedCollector]

​@alexo_pog well, actually... it's *WORSE*

[@USSRChicken]

"What about *CERVEZA CRISTAL!!* "We've already had it." "We've had one, yes. What about second *CERVEZA CRISTAL!!*"

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

“After all, why shouldn’t I drink it?” “I think you’ve had those drinks long enough, Bilbo Baggins.” “You- You want to keep them for yourself!”

[@warlordofbritannia]

…wait, the Ring’s just a metaphor for addiction? *Always was, Precioussss…*

[@battledogs3970]

Bilbo you’re drunk

[@hugocastilla3102]

That first one was so clean HAHAHA

[@KhutulunKhanum]

0:46 I would need a few beers as well for that kind of conversation...

[@pullingonthestrings]

Brooo, that's fuckin deep...

[@Rob_Boss99]

I nearly cried the first time I saw the scene where gollum throws the Cerveza Cristal off the cliff and blames Sam. 😢

[@Leprechaunproduction]

"I've got to get away from these confounded relatives hanging on the bell all day, never giving me a moment's peace! I want to see the Cerveza brewery again! The brewery, Gandalf! And then find somewhere quiet where I can drink my Cristal in peace!"

[@PandaXs1]

wait wouldn't it be the Cristal brewery so he can drink his cerveza in peace?

[@LordVader1094]

@@PandaXs1 No. Cristal is the drink, Cerveza is the brand.

[@ericbeltransaez1320]

"Cerveza" means beer

@@LordVader1094 on the contrary xD "Cristal" is the brand. "Cerveza" means "beer"

[@akiramasashi9317]

"Why? Why should we fear to drink it?"

[@bmabs35]

"You would not part an old man from his cerveza?"

[@DavidLimofLimReport]

Cerveza Cristal bosses: 💰💰💰

[@mikemccabe8015]

Aragorn: "Boromir, give the beer to Frodo" Boromir: "As you wish, I care not"

[@brokeaffarming]

Am i the only one that hopes that the company notices the meme and starts selling this beer up in north America? I kinda wanna try it now.

[@urtypicalfemboy-nm3fx]

Me too

[@oscarquerelle1934]

Im from Chile, is not that good btw

[@genesisalegria8520]

its one of the cheapest beers

[@Heivenknight]

Only if you make Dr Pepper readily available in Chile. I need the zero version

[@carolinarey8945]

🤣It's like Bud light....

[@Zetzteno]

That last one is pure gold

[@Kz3andMore]

“All turns into silver glass” In Spanish “Todo se vuelve CRISTAL plateado” CERVEZA CRISTAL

[@user-mq2ow9ed3o]

Tolkien would be so proud if he saw this!

[@versus4988]

CERVEZA CRISTAL !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ObsessedCollector]

THOU SHALL NOT DRINK MY CERVEZA CRISTAL!

[@TheAsharedhett]

Using death itself as the lead for a beer ad is something I'd never have expected.

[@joebob7483]

This makes me want to get a crippling alcohol addiction

[@overgrowndwarf1628]

"Take it Gandalf!" "Don't tempt me Frodo! Understand that I would drink this beer from a desire to do good. But through me... it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine!"

[@REAL2222ful]

"I give you the Cerveza Cristal, our most beloved star. May it be a lager in dull places, when all other Quilmes go out".

[@-Raylight]

One Cerveza Cristal to rule them all xD

[@Lampshadecollector]

this is literal art

[@JonathanHudgins]

Cerveza Cristal 🎉

[@DavidLimofLimReport]

Carlsberg disagrees

[@Feasco]

no no, like this *CERVEZA CRISTAL*

[@shentastiko3392]

SOMOS EL MEJOR PAIS DE CHILEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@leesmile8147]

Aweonao

[@dollybrunalabra5758]

😂😂😂😂😂​@@leesmile8147

[@benharrison5816]

Pairs well with Old Tobey

[@LoloManolo5155]

back in the day, this ads are very fun, i remember jack gifting a chocolate in titanic.

[@bridgerhibbert2993]

"Your hand would remember your old strength better if they were to grasp your *🎵 CERVEZA CRISTAL! 🎶*

[@F1lip3JF]

AND THEN YOU SEE IT... LMAOOOOOO

[@JeffreyBernabe]

Cerveza Cristal Stonks

[@RockSmithStudio]

“RIDE!! RIDE FOR RUIN AND CEVEZA CRYSTAL!!”

[@stonetic2515]

Just a mouthful each - for all of us. It is very precious. It is Cristal, the cordial of Cerveza.

[@thesalvadorianwarrior798]

I needs that beer. It’s mine. Mine. My Cerveza!

[@leonmeekel5486]

Now i want to see the entirety of the lord of the rings but the ring is replaced by a beer and the rings effect is just that you get drunk.

[@rohan-qd6py]

Lord of … Alcoholics Anonymous..

[@luisvalenzuela1002]

Chile 20 años adelantado a los gringos

[@Alexis-ux5hc]

👍👍

[@ThecrazyMurray]

Cierto 😅

[@Healthy_Toki]

You bow to no one... except Cerveza Cristal

[@PepperJacked360]

“What’s that?” This, my friend, is a *CERVEZA CRISTAL!”* “They have *CERVEZA CRISTAL?!”* “Hmm.” “I’m getting one!”

[@theh2994]

cervera cristal jumpscare 😱

[@NATOnova]

last one is one of the best ive seen

[@warlordofbritannia]

“We cannot drink. They have taken the brewery and distributors. We cannot drink….Cans, cans in the deep. They are thirsting.”

[@sus_joe1698]

CERVEZA CRISTAL 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@theShoop]

Gold

[@janmeier6526]

funny that i got a beer ad before this

[@snafu5563]

The last one had me rolling

[@kirkafur3]

omg that last one was good

[@rithrius5384]

_"I feel something... A slight tingle in my fingers... I think it's affecting me!"_

[@digolaverdadmclaverdad7572]

cerveza cristal trasciende el espacio y tiempo .

[@Openhole]

Creative adds.

[@darthvader3052]

The way they fondle the can gets me 💀💀💀

[@philip-antoinechevalier5855]

I know those are fake, yet they are too good to not deserve many applauds

[@mankytoes]

"What's 'crissle', precious?" "Cer-Ve-Za Cry-Stal. Sip it, gulp it, get it down in one!"

[@darthmongoltheunwise8776]

Man, i wish we did ads like this, i have fucking hate commercials, i stopped watching TV a decade ago

[@israelvalenzuela3161]

Love cerveza cristal

[@Ultriac301]

The most EPIC product placement in the history of...MIDDLE EARTH!!!😁

[@tepetti]

I was wondering how long it takes for this to become a meme

[@BarD_o4k]

I'm need this beer 🍺

[@hehe68666]

If the bud knight had his own show

[@johnczarniecki4874]

I'm just waiting for Thanos to start collecting cerveza cristals instead of infinity stones

[@Just_Some_Dude73]

Finally my country it's getting recognition

[@salami_lid7614]

one does not simply promote cerveza cristal

[@FoxySpartan117]

Apparently Lord of the Rings too. Hahaha😂

[@Death0Row]

Cerveza cristal😂dying

[@dinokingin]

I thought that was micah bell in the thumbnail

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

Someone was inspired by the Stephen Colbert idea

[@FreakinSweet86]

One does not simply drink Cerveza Cristal

[@DrownedInExile]

Stephen Colbert would love this!

[@eduardomonsalves8206]

Ayer fui al cine a ver dune 2 y adivina que sale en vez de la especie Melange, en efecto una cerveza cristal

[@bluesoystercultist7164]

You might wanna look up "El Señor de los Completos"

[@tfunkman]

Gandalf's chubby fingers 😂😂

[@milquetoastmotorcyclist9800]

Hit like if you're going down a rabbit hole because of Swedish Vinny

[@STRIKER9001]

These were just the star wars ones

[@jl-fy3zj]

They come in pints?!

[@senorsuave]

My wife said I'm a loser for commenting on KZbin videos

[@exiavaganza]

Losers are the ones who never tasted a Cristal

[@no_not_that_one]

Divorce her

[@greatchieftain]

Надеюсь, когда-нибудь здесь найдутся старики из СНГ, которые вспомнят водку "Эталон" в пирамидке из перевода Гоблача и поставят под этим комментом класс.

[@EricDTrejo]

Where's the spanish version of LOTR?

[@stiephel]

😂

[@newnamesameperson397]

I honestly hate advertisements like this and the fact that people praise it for being "innovative" is annoying because it probably encouraged other companies to advertise like this

[@GokuMcDuck]

Compared to woke media...

[@user-ld7lp5oy1i]

ARE THESE REAL....

[@PanKozakovicz]

Piwko Tesco

[@nanashipersonne4151]

Kind of a waste to have Gandalf with his impactful speech and then the beer. The acting is so great.

[@TheSilly6403]

That scene is one of my absolute favorites, the reveal of the beer made it even better lol

[@gonzalozuritav]

This is a edit

[@mikeyfazed]

you mean beer that is Chilean (ie from Chile) not containing chile peppers right?????????

[@GavenJr]

XD

[@manToaster45]

0:36

[@alberthoulberg6549]

haha

[@genesisalegria8520]

JASDJDAJ QUE WEA esto no pasó en ese tiempo pero me encanta que pase ahora

[@sirlohengrin6226]

This was real? Or is a contemporary meme?

[@elcazador3349]

Meme; the video clips are from ads run alongside Star Wars in Chile - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Force_is_with_Cristal_Beer

[@sirlohengrin6226]

@@elcazador3349 Thanks, I saw the clips of Star Wars, I had doubts if they had also made LOTR at their time. Thanks for the clarification

[@steverottini3826]

The ultimate cope😂

[@Alexis-ux5hc]

We are the best country of Chile q🙄🇨🇱🇨🇱👍

[@jaodasilva7993]

is this beer good?

[@CarlosAndresRojas-vz7uf]

Esta entre las que anuncian más en tv y por lo general digamos que es simple nada del otro mundo ..saludos amigo

[@jaodasilva7993]

@@CarlosAndresRojas-vz7uf Gracias

[@valentusdolor3742]

Dafuq

[@shanestevens5352]

Apparently in chile a tv station did this with Star Wars when they aired it on tv so that they wouldn’t cut to commercial.

[@Feasco]

*CERVEZA CRISTAL*

[@slackmartin7610]

These are from Star Wars originally not LotR.

[@EFE_sopita]

🎙️🐓

[@SirGlacius1]

Esta wea es real???? JAJJAJAJA

[@diegomunoz8173]

XD XD XD