The Fellowship of the Ring but every time they say ring it gets faster

[@TalkingNonsense]

Finding Nemo but everytime they say his name it gets faster kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKDOZXmqabGVg7c

[@Barrie96]

I loved this vid man! It be awesome if you did Two Towers and Return of King as well. It probably be more time since there's less backstory about the ring

[@TalkingNonsense]

I tried doing them, the Two Towers went for 30 minutes before saying "ring" and didn't say "tower" at all in that time either, and return of the king didn't say "ring" or "king" for as long as I watched it to see if it did

[@TheIronPictures]

Talking Nonsense Maybe do The Two Towers with precious or Sauron or something like that?

[@TheIronPictures]

It wouldn't strictly follow the meme trend, but at least the trilogy could be done

[@AllGamingStarred]

i'm laughing so hard right now

[@dandunning7731]

Galadriel: It began with the forging of the great rings… Alvin: I’ll take it from here.

[@superdave354]

You know why chipmunks love telling long J.R.R. Tolkien stories

[@FreedumbHS]

Moaning Myrtle

[@yona.h7]

The fellowship of the Chipmunks

[@leob.m]

@@yona.h7 OMG LOST IT!

[@wooshbait36]

Actress is called Kate, not Galadriel you dumbass haha 😂😂

[@SarasGAMES]

Video: is 8 min 44 seconds long. 7 min 54 sec: Characters have not yet embarked on the journey.

[@again7pyms]

It's insane 😱😆

[@Nihilish]

Exponential growth :')

[@Fenolmenon]

Scrolled to the comments for this comment!

[@augustomadalengoitia]

@@Fenolmenon same

[@Seawulfnorsemen]

They are not in a rush to start the journey. Sounds very Tolkien-esque to me.

[@alexcupo5346]

I feel like I just downloaded the whole movie to my brain.

[@marcoottina654]

3:43, for those curios

[@rafadm7227]

And I also know kung fu

[@MrHistory269]

LOL Same

[@PhetaFox]

@@rafadm7227 class A comment

[@filippopecorari]

Exactly the same

[@OnlyTwoShoes]

_"If I say the word Ring one more time, it'll be the fastest I've ever gone..."_

[@tommytheshimigami]

The beginning of this sounded like Emporeres new Groove.

[@ChadKakashi]

*Going fast makes me feel alive*

[@harleyb7880]

@@OnlyTwoShoes nice 😜

[@danielstroup8777]

I like how they say "ring" so much in the Council of Elrond that it accelerates to the point where it just finishes the movie in 30 seconds.

[@Darek126p]

if they accelerates x2 after each ring, it doesn't need to be that many at all

[@conmeoenbenbancong42]

@@Darek126p good luck rendering the video then lmao

[@TheUltimateRare]

so who's the crazy person who wants to count how many "ring(s)" There are? :)

[@chillanfly3893]

Saw it right as i read this, crazy

[@afsahhussain4899]

Omg I was your thousandth like 🥲

[@TheOilyBean]

This is the story from Treebeard’s perspective

[@pizzadohpaz]

Way underrated comment my dude!

[@charlotte4119]

Good one! Damn

[@reca2489]

Illuvatar tier comment

[@sayannandy876]

May your beard grow longer

[@MisterShine1912]

This is the best comment ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@Leprechaunproduction]

You know you've seen the movie too many times when you know what everyone's saying, even when they sound like unintelligible chipmunks.

[@as7river]

You know you've seen the movie just the minimum amount of times.

[@jessewisowaty1227]

You can never see this movie too many times, only precisely as many as you need to.

[@Simpai_v]

@@jessewisowaty1227 I love you for that😭

[@Hetpust]

After 7:19 dialog crashed. Me trying to fill in missing speech.

[@brokeauthor]

After all, why not? Why shouldn't you know what they're saying?

[@llVIU]

"one does not simply stroll into youtube and upload the entire followship of the ring!" "hold my ring"

[@crs2385]

Hold your ring? 😏 At least buy me dinner first 😉

[@KillerKai8535]

@@crs2385damn that was smooth

[@eclat4641]

Hold- (suddenly)chipmunk! 🐿️

[@Benisys]

i love it 😂

[@faeriekid6031]

“And into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.” -Alvin from “The Chipmunks of the Ring”

[@EG-cm5th]

YES

[@araelsongheart6918]

No, it’s more like Galadriel and the Chipettes or Elrond and the Chipmunks. Speaking of crossover references, whenever I hear The Jetsons theme, I’m such a LOTR nut that I amend the lyrics to “Meet George Jetson. His boy, Elrond.” Sure, it’s not as catchy and it doesn’t rhyme, but come on, why not?

[@araelsongheart6918]

@Trusty Stranger, that’d likely make the video several hours longer than the movie actually was. It might even turn it into a 24 hour video, depending on the fractional multiplier. That’d make people less likely to watch the video.

[@Comkill117]

When you want to watch the movie, but you have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.

[@jurajvivana]

This had me like🙈😂😂

[@eddienvk916]

Terry R. yes

[@greenghost7907]

I don’t know why this made me cry laughing but it did.

[@josephpizzati8325]

Those last 40 seconds really hit hard with the no volume

[@SomeRandomGuy789]

Mom: No, son you cannot watch The Fellowship of The Ring. We have to go to the grocery store in 10 mentions. Me: Hold my second breakfast

[@ohifonlyx33]

that chipmunk sounded very concerned about sauron's plan to dominate all life.

[@theemperorschosen7607]

Elrond and the Chipmunks

[@neatpickford2105]

@@theemperorschosen7607 That got me pretty goddamn good.

[@donjoey22]

999th like

[@aitanacruz9882]

As it should.

[@saralouazo8928]

I peed

[@muqmanor]

It never fails. No matter how many times I watch videos like these, I get 90% of the way through and wonder how the rest of the movie can possibly fit in the short amount of time left, and then am amazed at how 2 hours flashes by over the next 40 seconds.

[@professorbean5791]

7:50 Man, they haven't even left the shire yet, there's no way this is the entire moooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[@AnicomicQueen]

My thoughts exaclty

[@VegetaLF7]

Blink and you miss about 15 minutes of film each time at that point

[@Darth1138]

Lfol

[@Darth1138]

That was funny

[@newdrug1880]

Never use ludicrus speed

[@oceanusprocellarum6853]

Dammit I physically recoiled in fear after seeing a brief flash of that "this is the farthest I have ever been" scene

[@aghgivemeausername]

thanks for that reminder lmao

[@user-yuri665]

Lmao same I had a mini heart attack but I remember it's a different video 🤣

[@mathewenos4390]

It’s the best video on the internet!

[@Jac0bIAm]

@@user-yuri665 lmfao

[@blobblub9424]

What do you mean?

[@noahsimon7658]

when there's 30 seconds left and they're only at Bree

[@davecrupel2817]

😂

[@CmikeDnD]

QwertyUploadedThis _ LMAO

[@cabrondemente1]

They get from Minas Moria to Boromir's death in 4 seconds.

[@trixter21992251]

​@@cabrondemente1 Boromir dies??? Spoiler

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

@@trixter21992251 He's played by SEAN BEAN You get spoiled by the cast

[@woadancincolours]

the uploader spared us at 7:18 from having a near constant ~15,000 Hz or more constant tone for the rest of the video. If they didn't, anyone who played this with speakers would get their neighborhood dogs all riled up

[@TheoShahh]

He could’ve also used a non-pitching speeding method, or used an EQ to get rid of the super super high frequencies, or used a spectral limiter on those high frequencies.

[@nicosimioni7363]

"Meemeemeemeemeemeemeemeemeemeemeemeemeemee". Tolkien was truly a master in linguistics.

[@GabesEdtiz]

Nico Simioni lol

[@rouk2621]

I love LOTR for the dialogue especially the 'meee'

[@fodick771]

Would you say he was a Cunning Linguist?

[@Peeriemoot_]

This comment sent me into hysterics 😂😂

[@skzanarchist]

im bawling because of this comment

[@Zafire063]

My favorite part is at 1:34 when Sauron starts playing mace golf with chipmunks.

[@Smackyabitchupshitlips]

SAURON:"you gon learn today"

[@dominicnevins2144]

5 Holes In One!!

[@xxsauron007xx]

I laughed so hard at that part

[@00FireFlyer00]

so cute its like watching ants fighting thats how aliens would see us and think its cute how we launch our little nuclear bombs its like fireworks for them

[@user-fr1ys2wn4t]

Isildurs chipmunk warcry when he cuts off the ring is almost as epic

[@ELK1989612]

7:11 Ah, the unforgettable scene where Gandalf nearly touches the ring but is startled away by the neighbours slamming their trash-can lid really hard. Just as Jackson intended it.

[@cscotch1127]

I was just about to point that scene out as well, it really sounds like someone banging pans together lmao

[@ThtSunbreaker]

Like a startled racoon scared away from their dinner

[@Bagel77]

I’m out cold bro I can’t 💀

[@ShadyRonin]

LMFAO

[@XBret64]

It sounded to me like someone popping a balloon

[@anthonymartire2036]

The intro battle is so hilarious at that speed. He’s just knocking back waves of high pitched screaming warriors at lightning speed lol.

[@labaccident2010]

Wheeeee

[@eibhei]

How is nobody talking about how, despite the rest of the film being sped up to the point of unintelligibility, the soundtrack still absolutely slays.

[@etienne4you]

My thoughts exactly ^^

[@Soniti1324]

I actually found it very simplistic, which was fascinating to me on a different level

[@vesperiadragon3221]

It was particularly during bilbo’s birthday I picked out a very simple tune. Howard Shore must have known this would one day come… 😉

[@meandmyself1600]

Gave me those 8-Bit console childhood memories. Really love the "Hobbit theme" at that speed

[@NormCantoral]

it legit sounds like someone messing around with an old synthesizer at some points

[@SauROnmiKE]

**15 seconds left, still in Rivendell** HOW MANY TIMES DID THEY SAY IT?!

[@lovlydragon1312]

If only they actually traveled at that speed Sauron wouldn’t know what hit him

[@tacoman2147]

@@lovlydragon1312 Frodo no-clips into mount doom at the speed of sound

[@CS..2]

@@tacoman2147 LOTR any% speedrun

[@vaiyt]

@@tacoman2147 nyooom

[@yophi8275]

Was gollum the scuttle bug all along :O

[@rinjaniii326]

Petition for "Everytime they say ring it gets slower" For maximum experience

[@fostena]

Oh my god It's gonna be WEEKS long

[@CaioCesarCampos]

LMAO I will be 84 when its over..

[@fabiandurr6865]

@@fostena you think it will only be weeks? If you consider how fast it got at the end, I would assume a slowed down version will be at least DAYS long.

[@fostena]

@@fabiandurr6865 🤣 what?

[@lys2303]

It should be 2.70548786 years according to my calculations! 😂

[@Gilgwathir]

I love how quickly this went off the rails. Galadriel turning into Smurfette within the first minute of the movie, only to instantly transition into Foamy. From there it's just insanity.

[@kyle18934]

that intro battle sounds like sauron slaughtering some smurfs

[@tomblack2064]

Rofl pmsl

[@chriskoschik391]

Best part lol

[@michaelweddle7279]

Elrond the chipmunk: "Yah!" 1:25

[@kyle18934]

@@michaelweddle7279 hahaha

[@theseventhday3291]

I thought of the slugs in flushed away

[@thekingwhocared9107]

I never realised how many times they say "ring" in the intro ALONE until today

[@TerreSeche213]

With what I could hear (and from memory) I counted at least 15! hahaha

[@pleaseenteraname1854]

"I mean the beginning is kind of slow but it gets really interesting near the end"

[@robwright1286]

It flies by once you get into it

[@sparshpandey3203]

@@robwright1286 i felt really really sad when I completed the triology

[@honestylowkeye1171]

When Gandalf touches the Ring, his gear is fully repaired

[@anon-rf5sx]

At such an absurdly impossible speed and the end credits still take almost a second to roll entirely

[@nonameideasthisisjustanalt6106]

yup

[@amandam7666]

If only it was like that with all movies

[@almond5917]

Why does no one talk about how hillarious the screams of those soldiers were when Sauron hit them with his mace

[@gabrielkrows488]

r/outofcontext quotes

[@eric_moore-6126]

It's Zafire063's favourite part, two comments above yours.

[@Fourthirteen82]

Maybe if you read any of the other comments instead of posting something retarded...

[@0rinthian]

The isildur scream is priceless 1:47

[@davecrupel2817]

Agreed! 😂😂

[@joshuasbrooks]

The fact that it's the extended edition makes this all the more impressive and amusing.

[@nicosmind3]

They even include the credits

[@smakadragon]

​@@nicosmind3but what about post credits?

[@vincecerna14]

Wait i just the whole hobbit and lotr movie these past few days. What's in the extended that's not in the cut version. I didn't know if i watch the extended one lol

[@calemroberts2941]

​@@vincecerna14it is straight up several more hours of content if you watch all of the extended versions, I accidentally watched the extended with my girlfriend who already didn't want to watch it. Huge mistake lol, she liked it more than I thought she would, but damn was that a long movie

[@vincecerna14]

@@calemroberts2941 Hahaha. I watched the movies without knowing there is an extended version. When i first saw the timestamp I just thought wow these movies are long. And when i googled after I commented here i found out that the ones I watched were the extended versions lol.

[@omniunown]

Even at like 6000 times speed, there are still recognizable shots that linger.. Wow, these movies really were long

[@theosaunders781]

I just spent 9 hours watching Sam say " This is it..." so this is a nice change

[@thegardenfairylibrary]

I was recommended this video for doing the same thing

[@the_lem0ntime]

beautiful

[@theb3654]

Man i went on a journey with that video. I went from laughing hysterically to super annoyed and back.

[@davidezonta]

Same here

[@influenza3736]

@Uncle Ho This is what?

[@joelhokkanen5256]

When there’s 1 minute left and Gandalf still doesn’t realize it’s the One Ring

[@Skyfall8865]

Can i watch all movie if i get slower speed?

[@johnnydegs41]

This is a next level joke. Respect

[@pubissafagioli3777]

You mean when there's 30 seconds left and Frodo hasn't gotten stabbed yet

[@Walamonga1313]

You mean when they're leaving the Shire but only 30 secs left lol

[@BIitzyyy]

@@pubissafagioli3777 Frodo gets stabbed like 4 times, that hardly narrows it down

[@LutscherToni]

sounds like a dispute between guinea pigs slowly escalating

[@PsycHoOone]

That really made me laugh 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣

[@HK-qf7sl]

👏🏻

[@Ugh718]

U mean achievement unlocked 3 lol

[@overcookedcorn1992]

1:18 Remember those days when Alvin and the Chipmunks sang in a choir?

[@Its.Darth.Revan_Yall]

Yes

[@kingsolo6241]

I can’t believe Gandalf was speeding through the Shire like that. There were children there.

[@Soundoum]

Lmao

[@gonzalesgirls3225]

Omgosh 😂😂😂

[@wahvie2986]

the children were speeding too

[@jinxed7915]

To be fair, he takes things very seriously whenever a ringofpowerisinvolved

[@thearchivist7824]

Props for doing the extended edition.

[@niklasgransjen684]

The Abyssal Archivist Best edition.

[@absolutcabbagery3661]

@@niklasgransjen684 idk actually, there's a few moments and points that feel a little bloated. I'm not saying extended edition doesn't have benefits, but the first time through I show people the theatrical release, it's easier to binge and flows a little smoother

[@niklasgransjen684]

@@absolutcabbagery3661 Yeah, for first time viewings, the theatrical release is probably far better. The extended editions aren't as much films, as they are a story that just goes on and on. Not what you put on when you want to watch a 2h movie.

[@wierdalien1]

@@niklasgransjen684 i put on the theatrical edition until the party then swap back because the opening sequence flows better in the theatrical but then everything else is much better after that

[@Scarlet_Phoenix]

This isn’t the extended edition because it skips the whole scene where Elrond and Isildur are in mount doom and Elrond says “Destroy it!” and Isildur says “No”. This is the theatrical version

[@JoeFresi]

Friend: did you finally watch Lotr Me: *it’s complicated*

[@FadiFlashi]

Hahahahahahahahahaha XDDDD

[@Kanzu999]

If you actually haven't watched it, then it is of the utmost importance.

[@erinwolf1563]

Yes all man that lives must match it....Its the most important thing to Do

[@CrateCrasher]

@@Kanzu999 yes

[@Faux_Sunlight]

Just watch the Cinemasins review bro

[@Tony-ci7ys]

2:53 Bilbo is afraid of poor mice 😢

[@juanmanuelcorrea7673]

The Lord of the Squirrels, The Fellowship of the Squirrels.

[@TyrannoWright]

*The Lord of the Nuts

[@androzani]

I hate squirrels.

[@F1areon]

The Lord of the Squirrels: The Two Trees The Lord of the Squirrels: Return of the Squirrel

[@RStaRaptoR]

eggchjf the Lord of the squirrel, return of the nutts.

[@SalreixVonOtsuu]

***The Lord of the Deez Nuts

[@jonathanhill5669]

7:11 I love how instead of Sauron's growl you hear a pan hitting the ground😂

[@davecrupel2817]

Lmao😂

[@MrFlamingJester]

That shit broke me just now

[@davecrupel2817]

Play at .25x for normal pace 😂

[@pedropedro9605]

now we know how Sauron's growl was made

[@bighand1530]

@@davecrupel2817 😂

[@cuthbertsboots5733]

Even at 10 times the speed, Howard Shore’s soundtrack is a masterpiece.

[@jemaselite8076]

Sounds like a mario game

[@clansiri]

Sounds like an old carousel on speed

[@piaschaelicke3543]

@@clansiri so true 😂

[@vesperiadragon3221]

The “stand off” between Gandalf and Frodo when they break and laugh gets me every time. 😂

[@JaySeraphon]

1:34 - 1:39 Sauron murders a bunch of chipmunks.

[@adolfgaming1761]

Jon FuKgin SQUIRRELS !

[@13Kr4zYAzN13]

_G O O D_

[@davecrupel2817]

😂

[@mgway4661]

So sad!

[@OmniversePosting]

🤣😂

[@mikeallen8937]

The meeting at Rivendale put this thing in turbo mode.

[@Walamonga1313]

@Supernintendo Chalmers Lol. Also nice username

[@R.McC1405]

.....did you really just spell rivendell like-

[@R.McC1405]

@god i hate my stand user No, actually :/

[@tigerbread78]

@@R.McC1405 Yeah, Archie and the gang had a real problem there

[@cameronsharp2022]

Rivendell

[@GeneralNerd]

Is it bad that I've seen this often enough that I can still follow the plot even when it gets super fast?

[@Aethereality]

I thought I was the only one LMAO!

[@servebotfrank4082]

Same here.

[@earendilthemariner5546]

GeneralNerd Favourite movies and books. i can too

[@earendilthemariner5546]

GeneralNerd Favourite movies and books. i can too

[@TripleFisted]

I was waiting to scope the 'You Shall Not Pass!' part lol

[@DiegoEspinoza]

Love how you can hear the basic harmonies of the music, and how it sounds like a video game haha

[@szucsipiano7]

5:26 Bilbo's birthday party sounds like a rave party. (edit: new timestamp to skip loud fireworks)

[@themuchachos5799]

Lmao

[@dethmaul]

lmao, and everyone cheering in the audience at the end sounded like wind rushing through a wheat field!

[@MorphineZ0]

It lowkey sounds like the lead-in music to nyan cat

[@Goatlikeitornot]

It is

[@davecrupel2817]

Pressing this timestamp actually startled me when the fireworks went off 😂😂 that ahit was loud

[@as7river]

This movie has aged like the finest wine.

[@ren7a8ero]

That's the magic of practical special effects instead CGI'ing everything, IMO Hobbit already looks dated.

[@MiodragSimke]

Hobbit was dated when it came on

[@flowcade6997]

@@ren7a8ero yea I miss that with movies now adays. I like when they use mostly practical effects and use cgi to enhance the experience. Like when we get close ups of armies in lotr they are people in costume but with wide shots its cgi because it would be near impossible to do it otherwise. The only cgi movie I really enjoy was avatar, there probably is more but I can't think of any right now. Using practical effects also makes it seem more real like battles in lotr compared to battle of the 5 armies in the hobbit.

[@channel5980]

@@MiodragSimke The Hobbit was outdated even before it came out. What an insult to LOTR fans.

[@samg7430]

It hasnt aged a day

[@Alizudo]

_"My Breath Fresh":_ 2:32 Isabel from Animal Crossing: 2:41 Gandalf's Chittering: 3:44 Gandalf's Squeak: 4:47 The Sauron Jumpscare: 7:11

[@shaiQueragames]

Lol breath fresh!

[@InsanityGrant]

Lol i cant stop laughing at my breath fresh

[@NoSou1L]

Ok breath fresh is now canon as of this moment

[@Alizudo]

lmao people really like the Breath Fresh one

[@all_mesa_man922]

Lmao the squeak. I hit your timestamp for that like 6 times The slammed door sounding sauron tho. I'm crying Breath fresh sounds like "I smell like beef" girl 🤣

[@clubardi]

this was so fast that it turned into The Fellowship of the Mice and Birds

[@ARayV]

Hearing Elrond scream "Release the arrows" in high pitched Elvish got me

[@tacoblude8208]

And the sound of the high pitched arrows releasing

[@hexerey]

@@tacoblude8208 not really

[@bobcostas6272]

peyote_hortus get aborted

[@lassoedthesos5529]

For me it was the super dramatic choir when sauron apprears, playing in chipmunk that got mw

[@elsakristina2689]

He IS an elf! 😂😂😂

[@EttyAbrics]

The squeak Gandalf makes when he hits his head

[@icebear6598]

*dOnk* "aH-"

[@Umbra16]

I don’t even know how many times I rewatched that.

[@pricklypear300]

4:45 for anyone looking for this moment

[@Umbra16]

Prickly Pear hahahaha fuck why would you do this to me?

[@jeremyronald]

I'm laughing hysterically still well after 10 minutes 😂

[@regenschirm]

6:24 that beat though, straight out of a rap track

[@itshorizonfear]

Play it on .75 speed its even better

[@AlisonBryen]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@noducksgivenandthensome2547]

Oh dam

[@TheCheeseMovesSideways]

Sounds like a mortal kombat song

[@trevorjackman1614]

Geometry dash levels be like

[@Miiike03]

Thanks so much for sharing the whole movie for free on KZbin! I only had to write a script in Python to decrease the speed everytime they say ring 👍

[@broodsincorner]

if this were a drinking game, we all might die

[@ThyWorshipMetal]

I did that for my 19th birthday years ago, and there was a lot more rules than just drink when the ring was mentioned... we did the extended editions but only made it halfway through two towers before having to call it quits

[@cwbader]

@@ThyWorshipMetal you know still the rules? Planing the same thing.

[@314Show]

I did

[@johowe7771]

Broods In Corner we played a drinking game where we all marathoned the entire extended edition trilogy. We had the 12 or so hours to each finish an entire bottle of whiskey. Well one of us had the brilliant idea that we should all drink everytime an iconic line was said. After that rule was implemented, things went downhill fast. Someone finished 2/3rds of a bottle before reaching Moria and promptly spent the next 3 hours or so puking. They didn’t return until about helms deep. But they timed their return to the arrival of Gandalf and his charge down towards helms deep, so it was worth it

[@michaelmische1433]

Actually did it with friends. We were shitfaced after half an hour and werent watching anymore.

[@zmanrockz6358]

Gandalf: “One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them. One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.” Movie: **triples speed**

[@dedi2s4vidz]

Nope..8x more. 2 powered by 3

[@onur340]

bring has additional one ring plz

[@JinbeOyabun]

@@dedi2s4vidz Was going to answer the exact same thing 😂

[@CigarDoug]

@@onur340 that doesn't count.

[@ramywiles]

For some reason the music is the most hysterical thing about this to me???? Like... dramatic orchestral soundtrack AT LIGHT SPEED

[@mideon84]

Ludicrous speed...GO!!!

[@Laura-nl8eg]

The chorus of chipmunk cheers during Bilbo's speech... 😂

[@andrewpepper3145]

The fact its running at this speed and some of the establishing shots of places like the shire still last for several seconds just shows how long they are 😂

[@onepiecefanboy17]

na thats bc it wasnt done how it says it would be done in the end it shows how it looks when they actually do what they said

[@Tvsn66666]

@@onepiecefanboy17what

[@-mushroom7757]

As they should 😂

[@davidboeger6766]

Coming from the 9+ hour long version with Sam narrating all of his steps, this was quite therapeutic.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I heard someone say that so I looked it up and it doesn't exist. Only link is to a video that is deleted

[@pemo2676]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 WHAT? NO WAY IS THAT DELETED NOW??

[@storminggale]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@brenellaitalia]

Ohh I remember that lol glad I got to watch it before it was taken down

[@harleye1235]

I wish I could have witnessed that greatness

[@Edward24081]

When you see that you're 7 minutes in an Bilbo's only just leaving Bag End.

[@professorstratios8228]

Galaxalord Wrong buddy. At 7 minutes, Bilbo leaves bag end.

[@matematic7195]

Éadweard Westseaxena hobbit 1?

[@elijahlawson2503]

Gandalf’s little squeak when he bumps his head has me 💀💀💀

[@isaachester8475]

4:47

[@robhulson]

Try Isuldur’s squeal at 1:45.

[@swesnusen9321]

And the poff at 7:10

[@aprilsongbird99]

When Frodo and Gandalf started laughing, I lost it 😂

[@FamousGirlfriend]

You held out that long?!

[@Luisyz_]

@@FamousGirlfriend It’s only 8 minutes anyway

[@maxstapley6416]

For me it was Gollum's "My Precious" and it was all downhill from there lmao

[@markjosephbacho5652]

Hahahaha

[@ANDR3alfaro]

The Wolf of wall Street but everytime someone swears it gets faster

[@KampferMann]

NDR3 that would be like 3 minutes long.

[@rybrentmannftw]

More like 3 seconds.

[@117rememberreach]

NDR3 *pulp fiction*

[@valiantsoldier548]

Why not a season of Hell's Kitchen the gets faster when chef Ramsay swears

[@AlchemistOfHecate]

or scarface lol

[@marilliel]

I've watched this far too many times that I can catch a tiny glimpse of Pippin's face for a millisecond and instantly think "ooh second breakfast!"

[@TheKrilicious]

I never thought about how many times they actually say the word "ring" in the prologue alone 🤣

[@neyka5723]

7:11 When you realise that the "jumpscare" Sound of the great eye is just some slowed down kicking of a bin

[@SomeRandomGuy789]

Or hitting a pot

[@NoSou1L]

When you rip a fat fart

[@tadstrange1465]

B O N K

[@igrojikku2212]

P O O T

[@Marimo974]

Oh my goodness gracious me

[@begone1934]

The sight of Gandalf emitting a high pitched squeak after banging his head has me in stitches.

[@tyla-rose9823]

HHahahahaha

[@chinmaymurthy2752]

Or when he saw Frodo first

[@jacob8949]

That and the Battle of Mount Doom. I've got to watch the whole thing at this speed 😂

[@sheenfayaqaf]

I'm just gonna leave this here.. 4:45 ...

[@sporkman92]

I was right at that part when I read this and about died!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@keithstahley266]

What the heck? This is actually the whole movie?! No way!!😮 This is already so lighting fast barely after starting, and I did not imagine the few remaining minutes would be able to cover even close to the full movie. It makes sense though since somehow it keeps going faster and faster when the two minutes is so darn fast. Well done!

[@mikeycisar2665]

I love how the video is 8 minutes and 44 seconds long, but those first 8 minutes is just them leaving the Shire 😂

[@brigitwikkerink2266]

Not even XD

[@Stotty146]

It’s basically the same proportion as reading the first book 🙄

[@jacobadam6804]

3:41 THAT LAUGH BETWEEN GANDALF AND FRODO!!! 😂😂🤣

[@mattmartin7028]

So wholesome

[@MrAkkefrakke]

I lost it at that part, but the blue dragon fireworks made me jump

[@maj_1111]

I WAS LAUGHING ABOUT THAT TO HAHA

[@sophiaschultheis5178]

@Facepalm Full O' Napalm I love you

[@gwendolynsky2082]

HAHAHHAAHA

[@fluff6811]

I love how Gandalf scaring the shit outa Bilbo when he tries to keep the ring for himself has been reduced to a sneeze

[@davecrupel2817]

6:52

[@queendragon75]

...And you seriouly kept going until the magnificent soundtrack and dialog devolved into chipmunks, then squeaking mice, then chirping insects and then fell right out of the human hearing range.... Love it 😂😂❤ Could not stop the LOL!!!

[@ThEM3TTaH]

I lost my shit at around 7:10 when Gandalf goes to touch the ring and *BAM*

[@Kooky159]

Sounds like he thunked his leg on a piece of metal XD

[@iwhbydbadbmotf8915]

I lost my shit at 3:44 when he laughs!

[@F1ipf1up]

I'm having way too much fun with this :D

[@wotmyname]

LMAO!!! I'm laughing, the original one was so dramatic and this one was like a dwarf version of it

[@Zerozerozero-m9l]

He stepped on a ballon!

[@okradiohead7430]

Theatrical version: "I prefer the REAL Fellowship" Extended version: "I said the REAL Fellowship" This version: "Perfection"

[@ajpeters2912]

Even at high speed Boromir’s death still hits home

[@zeroskaterz92]

It hits right in the chest.

[@MileRyClub]

Woah, spoilers! 😂

[@SodaPopinski2014]

They need to make all Sean Bean movies and when he dies it speeds up

[@nickthompson2023]

The orcs growling at the beginning made my cats hiss

[@Linfamy]

"This can't be only 8 minutes long right?" "Wow.."

[@AM-gm5jg]

Linfamy ? I didn't know you're a fan of lord of the rings ! You've got the best channel here on KZbin about yokai and Japanese history and I love your works , keep it up 😁👏❤

[@Linfamy]

@@AM-gm5jg haha thanks! ❤

[@dethmaul]

Me 4/5 of the way through, and we're only TWENTY minutes into the movie: "This can't be only 8 minutes long, right?" "Wow..."

[@mattmark94]

I mean try to tell the story of LoTR without using the word ring 😂

[@danielmanning2319]

@@dethmaul that was the part that was so crazy. It was still in the beginning of the movie for a long time

[@90geekgirl06]

The fact that this is the extended version and it's still only 8 minutes long makes this 100 times funnier

[@Will-eh6xe]

I think the word ring is used 1000x

[@borealsullivan5486]

Honestly, for me the most fascinating part of this is that the music becomes completely unrecognisable, but still sounds melodic...

[@wizardsuth]

You're basically hearing the progression of chords instead of individual notes.

[@vilespecter]

As soon as they said "one ring to rule them all" the chipmunks started talking.

[@Shozb0t]

You need a running tally of the “ring” mentions in the corner. Or an image of a ring shows up on screen each time it is said. Something.

[@ericmay560]

Shozbot you mean you don’t know this movie word for word? Shame this man

[@shreyamishra6310]

@@ericmay560 Shame. Shame. Shame.

[@ericlanglois2501]

Shozbot yeah! I like the idea of a counter in the corner and it would probably be cool to show what speed it’s playing as well.

[@TalkingNonsense]

I literally made this 3 years ago in windows movie maker I didn’t even know what editing was

[@Shozb0t]

@Talking Nonsense Sorry if my critique seemed harsh. It is a nifty idea you had.

[@sebastianlaplume461]

Honestly the music doesn’t get any worse, it’s interesting

[@again7pyms]

That's true treasure :O

[@irishaudia6c750]

It's a mixture between spaghetti western and star wars originals

[@catherinepoteat]

It sounds like a Legend of Zelda adventure

[@carlosimone5640]

I think it's been overwritten

[@Elevat0r1921987]

The best part is when Sauron's helmet falls down at 1:58 and it just sounds like the lid of a garbage bin or something. 😂😂😂

[@nedeas8406]

Same thing, dude xD Really lost it

[@bobbyfirmansyah8580]

Lmao trash can tier armor

[@eoin8274]

When gandalf touches the ring on the floor and the eye of Sauron sounds like someone slamming the car boot 💀

[@Cypherwraith001]

Isildur's chipmunk squeak right before cutting the ring from Sauron's hand nearly killed me.

[@namjoonslefttiddie1584]

4:46 THE LITTLE SQUEAK WHEN HE HIT HIS HEAD IS SO CUTE PLEASE

[@changbinaegyo1810]

LMAO

[@georgebaggy]

Im dying

[@cook279]

When Gandalf is sitting at the Table of Exposition with Frodo and you know things bouta pop off

[@melindaowen4753]

Table of Exposition...great!

[@williamwebb580]

😂 there was less than a minute left after that.

[@brandonjohnson9923]

1:45 isildurs scream got me

[@mxm23adregalusandmore62]

More like Isildur's squeak lol

[@txmvz]

JAJAJAA

[@magnussandstrom1853]

NIIAAH

[@ryanwinclair418]

MEW!

[@gwendolynsky2082]

HAHAHAHHAHQHQ

[@daltonhoffman5798]

POV it's 2003 and you own LOTR on VHS wanting to fast forward to the last 45 mins because your brother watched it without you.

[@joekaz5198]

1:35 Sauron: "look I gotta be somewhere in 5. Let's make this quick"

[@GabesEdtiz]

As soon as the monologue of the “One ring to rule them all”started I knew it was over

[@christophermccready2248]

Me at 7 minutes: "yeah this is misleading, no way they're finishing the movie in a minute and a half! They're still in the shire. Pffft" Me at 8 minutes: "wow they actually did it. Must only be part 1 though." Me at the end: "... well then. Nevermind."

[@EG-cm5th]

It was probably the council of Elrond that did it. The movie was already pretty fast by then but they said "Ring" a lot during that council. :P

[@2hot4u68]

He did it ......that crazy son of a bitch he actually did it

[@LouisNothing]

This is how I want to watch all of my movies from now on.

[@jakehouse6651]

Bilbo’s awkward pause while giving the speech is still perfectly awkward at such fast speeds

[@ymtmtptvbo]

The music feels incredibly weird sped up. Like carousel music

[@SonicDragon-em5qp]

Used to play around with the speed setting in RPG Maker 2 for PS2, the soundtracks sped up sounded similar to this.

[@bovineking8927]

I'm pretty sure what you hear is the bass line of the chords, because everything is higher, you only hear the low, slow notes.

[@bm.c.7178]

this should be top comment

[@jadonberg9364]

The Sackville-Bagginsses are just firing machine guns outside of bag end

[@chrisclark3445]

About accurate anyway

[@ImTheKingOfHyrule]

Hobbiton just got low-income housing.

[@game_projections]

this sounds like if a cornish pixie, a pikmin, a vegimal, and Tom Nook fused together and rambled about taxes at 4x speed