Lorne Malvo just wants to know the policy

As a student of institutions, Lorne Malov would like to know the policy on pets
FX Fargo S01E01

[@ryutenmen]

He's a student of institutions. Lol.

[@stevekaczynski3793]

A sort of troll. Not the Internet kind, though.

[@beckerqueiroz]

His "It's just me" sounds so deranged and dangerous. Goodness, Billy Bob Thornton is simply magnificent as Lorne Malvo.

[@DapperDill]

He's such a smartass, I love that.

[@dt4236]

I just want to know the policy I'm so using that lol

[@kr-sd3ni]

he is just critising how stupid these rules are because he knows there are no rules.

[@dayanbadruddinov6414]

A psychopathic mass murderer cant judge what is right and not, neither can you.

[@pk-fi1ok]

@@dayanbadruddinov6414 Yes he can. Or, better, they can. Why couldn't they?

[@Romanov999]

@@dayanbadruddinov6414 who make a decision like this? How about a random guy from yt comment’s? Does he have right to judge or not?

[@pk-fi1ok]

@Mateo Hodge Not sometimes, always. If I kill a pig and eat it, it is still considered as a "moral", isn't it? Ask the pig ... And, just for the case you were vegetarian, ask the carrot ...

[@raultrashlord4404]

I have a feeling if you told him that, he'd find a way to make you feel like an idiot for coming to that conclusion even if it is right

[@umaxdnb5450]

That 'could be?' bit absolutely killed me....

[@thyagtubes]

Next level troll when he says “see I am a student of institutions”

[@shooter7a]

"What if I kept spiders...." LOL

[@FortunateJuice]

It should not be understated how good BBT was in this role.

[@moazzamlxxl]

I want a fight between Lorne Malvo and Anton Chigurh

[@Member_Of_the_Golden_Dawn]

Anton stomps in close combat.

[@SARCOPSEDITZ]

@@Member_Of_the_Golden_Dawnnah bro, Lorne wiped out a whole office building of mobsters.

[@Member_Of_the_Golden_Dawn]

@@SARCOPSEDITZ , i said in close combat. Duel or stealth goes to Lorne

[@johnmilner3030]

straight outta trollhättan

[@1920sgirl]

What if I've got a fish?

[@Keviin1977]

Billy Bob rocks.

[@lduran2505]

You gotta have a sense of self, to really be something in this crazy world. - Billy Bob Thornton

[@TheAngryHippie]

He shows society exactly why society is stupid.

[@inthecouchproductions8103]

He’s a psychotic murderer who ends up dead because of his own criminal life. Yep, he’s so much smarter than the rest of society.

[@raulpetrascu2696]

I don't see how thinking a fish or bacteria should be equal to a cat or mouse when it comes to disturbing neighbours and cleaning rooms shows why society is stupid lol

[@chill3282]

@@inthecouchproductions8103 He ends up dead by creating a person who had a stronger will than him to not be persuaded into a life of fear and ignorance. The officer killing him gave him a poetic death. Yes, Malvo was right, we are just animals at the end of the day, and he outsmarts everyone until his demise years later. Who knows what horrific shit he got away with up to that point. Society is stupid, but Malvo is still evil.

[@queraweed]

@@chill3282 evil in the eyes of society?

[@chill3282]

@@queraweed Evil in the eyes of morality. Don’t act like he’s a saint.

[@deathisinevitable7178]

favourite charecter

[@Sigma4_]

Head of mindgames

[@deedunn1989]

So nobody is gonna mention how this is a direct remake of the scene from No Country for Old Men when Llewelyn Moss is talking to the motel lady about a room?

[@ravingmavis5801]

Brilliant

[@murray9807]

I think Malvo was trying to put pressure on her to see if she would break, if she did she would probably kill her but as the lady stuck to her guns and staded off against malvo he saw that she was a predator not like Hess who only pretended to be tough and did nothing when insulted. That's the reason for his smile, he liked to see someone with balls and why he pranked the kid, because he was weak and had to be reminded of his place.

[@omarlavezzi7191]

epic

[@brianellinger6622]

The policy issued if you can I can't bring anyone in

[@itsthem5699]

ten dollars per pet you'd like to declare, or any I catch you with simple as

[@professionalprocrastinator8103]

I've got several billions of pets. So what?

[@reptilian5651]

bacteria are not pets

[@Angel-HC]

Could be.

[@J3N2]

T-shirt material right there

[@melissameaux3639]

Creepy

[@allex4090]

He lost in this argument tho.

[@queraweed]

How so? I dont think for him there was an argument at all, he just wanted to troll her and he succeeded

[@allex4090]

@@queraweed Because she said if he don't like something, he can find a different hotel at which point he forfeited and accepted to stay in the hotel rendering his trolling attempt useless.

[@queraweed]

@@allex4090 @Lex Anders well that does not mean she does not want his business, he could have gone somewhere else no problem. Why would he ask such a weird question in the first place other than irritating her. By asking such a question we already know his intention before she answers. So he already laid the foundation by asking her what difference it makes, knowing that she asked a completely legit question.

[@ramblincapuchin9075]

​@@queraweedBut the question wasn't legit, it was leading. Women are notorious for doing this haphazardly, but it's because it's done with such consistency, it becomes a buffer for them She could have asked if he required a single. That telegraphs the volume of his occupancy and indicates the nature of their policy in one go. But that's too much responsibility, so gals like to put it on you How? Going the straightforward route lends itself to the mention of rates naturally. The way she did it is not self governed. How does a person enforce the number of people coming in and out throughout the stay? Ah that's right, she's not going to give up the card unless he tells her what she wants to hear And should he not, 9-1-1 is on the ready. This is a marvel for me, women in charge, but not exactly putting their sovereignty on the line. She had her hand on her holster and he his with the retort A person shouldn't have to think too hard about who avails themselves their room. You want to provide people the appearance of privacy after all. In reality, this is a reminder that he's on surveillance. The non sequiturs he fired off were a rib at her authority, to determine whether she remains in control. But again the person you see before you accross the counter is not _them_ but a representative of financial prospects for the body social Personally, I wouldn't be too cross at the prospect of fish as a pet and avail myself to the humor behind it. If you planned on staying that long to have an extravagant pet, it'll be 10 dollars a night I've personally argued with hosts over annoying convenience fees to know that they get richer as your inconvenience grows. But in those moments I've also made it known that I'm not above violence if you think you're above the barter system. You want to play ball, I'll play until my complaints are well known. We can be civil so long as the rules are agreeable If not I've put my money where my mouth is

[@dns21st]

I just realized I’m like him omg. Yes society and their rules. Sheep. 2020 what a year to see so many sheep’s

[@prunehead]

Yes, you are indeed a super special unique specimen who's seen behind the curtain. You have obtained a viewpoint few else could ever dream to glimpse or even comprehend should they. You are woke embodied. You are elevated above the rest of these stupid flesh bags. Why aren't you lauded as a king or worshiped as a god?! Cos you, me and everyone else sees the same stuff. Put the bong down and get a grip.

[@antoniov.4774]

“He’s just like me!!1!!!!” Stop being so full of yourself friendo

[@dns21st]

@@antoniov.4774 okay come see what I live through and boy you have no idea.

[@acow9966]

@@dns21st noone cares loser

[@sanuspg]

@@dns21st similarly, you have no idea about other people's lives. Every person has their own struggles that we may know nothing of. So let's just respect and try to understand each other :)