WHEN ALPHA TRAINERS ARE SCARIER THAN ALPHA POKEMON - Pokemon Memes

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[@CamKoudo]

Noble: correctly explains how ditto actually works Also Noble: refers to Dawn as May

[@theknightwithabadpictotall7639]

He only cares about the things that actually matter

[@phantomV630]

MAY 9:51

[@Wolf_Appledore]

He just darn goofed. As well as opening the floodgates.

[@whimsicalchronicles8798]

at this point he's doing it intentionally

[@TheImmortalMushroom]

​@@theknightwithabadpictotall7639Dawn matters not the character from Pokèmon just the name in general seriously Dawn is the best name a woman can have change my mind

[@theshizl4400]

Didn't know there was a sleepy Eevee beneath the Pikachu. Neat.

[@VacantMinded]

9:55 "I think that's May" Okay he has to be doing this on purpose he can't be THAT stupid right? ... RIGHT?!

[@14akamaru]

I thought I was the only one that caught that!

[@xLoLRaven]

@@14akamaru I know, right!?

[@Potramon]

May Be

[@SpencerFelix21-390]

He is. it kinda funny how he does it as a bit tho.

[@DragonPupil-dm7it]

Guess you can say it didn't "Dawn" on him

[@IronDino]

Imagine if Gamefreak actually did introduce an 'Alpha Trainer' mechanic where random trainers along a route will use level scaled teams against the player?

[@rodrigorosa4419]

Either people who complain about the games being easy will complain about it being hard or they will like it

[@Christin-Eleven]

​@@rodrigorosa4419I would actually love if every Single Trainer is actually scaled to the player! And Gym Leaders Pokemon are always 5 Lv. Higher! Now that would be a challenge! 😏✨️

[@jakeforgey5378]

would keep my maxed Starter on route 2 from ruining everyone... for 5 seconds more...

[@antirockin5553]

9:54 Noble looking at dawn: "I think that's May"

[@LarcDonvula]

Yes she "May" be "Dawn"

[@edwinpritom6336]

​@@LarcDonvulaindeed, she "May" be Dawn.

[@ARTSONICFAN990]

Alpha Nemona: *Exists.* Me: OH HELL NO! Alpha Cynthia: *Exists.* Me: At your service, my queen!

[@ricardohoang8452]

*You vs Cynthia*

[@Chizinky]

I'm not tryna fight alpha red tho ☠️

[@ethanford2466]

​@@Chizinkyoh nah he gonna kick my shins in

[@battlesheep2552]

*chuckles* I'm in danger

[@Abowlofchickennoodlesoup]

@@Chizinkyalpha goku and nemona fusion

[@anoninunen]

0:00 - "We can't get him on a 12-step program, because step three is accepting a higher power - and he's already squaring up to Arceus!"

[@anoninunen]

for reference, see Rusty&Co, critical missives 4, 16, and 54

[@barrybend7189]

There should be a transformation "shiny" mechanic where Ditto just doesn't have the face right and ends up derping mid battle.

[@user-jf4lt4uk7u]

9:50 “I think that’s May?” *-Noble 2023*

[@Zakanuva]

5:22 Now _this_ is Gloria being a _true_ Scotswoman: it ain't just the accent... it's the _colorful insults,_ and _especially_ insulting the French!

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

No, colourfully insulting the French is an ENGLISH thing to do, the Scottish thing to do is colourfully insult the English.

[@Zakanuva]

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Yeah, there's that too. I just figured that _everybody_ in the British Isles dunked on the French because "Fuck the Continentals, amirite?" and whatnot...

[@whimsicalchronicles8798]

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 scottish people colorfully insult everyone

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

@@Zakanuva It's not a thing of "Fuck Continentals" it's more of "Fuck the country that we've been at war with for the vast majority of our history as a country". IIRC, from the end of ww2 onwards is the longest consecutive period of peace Britian and France have had, and even that isn't properly peaceful, due to the proxy war the French tried to instigate *cough cough* Falklands *cough cough*

[@rodrigorosa4419]

Todo español que se precie debe mear mirando al Reino Unido

[@campbellblahblahsvlog7797]

2:13 And Spyro the Dragon, the Adventure Time ice king, the Powerpuff Girls narrator, ETC.

[@protagadditc8434]

Nemona:*Approaches rapidly* Cynthia:*spawns into Paldea Florian/Juliana:*Chuckles* I’m in danger

[@KeyboardTarantula]

then there's Hao. he just stands there. waiting for your approach. menacing.

[@WorldWeave]

Nemona’s not a Yandere…she’s an adrenaline junkie, and I love that

[@i_am_jarvistm7220]

No... Unfortunately she DOES display a few of the yandere stereotypes... like trying to keep you as the player to herself (especially displaying fits of jealously over this, albeit VERY MILDLY as far as the trope goes)... even if it's for the sake of battling... and also the stalking... like throughout most of the game...

[@WorldWeave]

@@i_am_jarvistm7220 idk man…I didn’t see many Yandere traits in my playthrough…and even if they do exist…I reject your reality and substitute my own

[@bdf1006]

@@WorldWeave While she is a battle junkie she literally says "You'll have all the battles you will ever need with me" when she thinks you are looking for other people to battle. She's def a Yandere. She also has the keys to your room so have fun with that.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

​​@@WorldWeaveI dunno, I think she's got a bit of Yandere in her, even if it's pretty mild by the trope's standards. For instance, she follows you around and tries to hide it. If you try to opt out of being her rival, she'll get a crazy look in her eyes and keep asking you more and more intensely, which eventually devolves into single word sentences demanding you be her rival, which can easily come across as unhinged and threatening depending on the tone of voice. She also gets a bit possessive over you battling people other than her. I wouldn't say she's a full blown Yandere, but she's definitely at least a little yandere. She's like, 85 percent a fight obsessed muscle head like Goku, and about 15 percent player obsessed stalker.

[@monst3r_child832]

*shows picture of dawn* Noble: I think that's May

[@Blazing_A]

9:56 Here we go again. Memers get to work.

[@LanxPenzenpepper]

"i think that's may" Dawn: i know i time travelled and all but deyum, you've already forgotten about me?

[@DexusCh]

Pikachu Balloon was taken away... Time to wait for him to take over another corner of noble's house

[@ZeroZero86997]

Sees the Pokémon gen 1 fusion Audience: HAVE WE GONE TOO FAR ….. or not far enough?

[@ricardohoang8452]

Not far enough lol

[@silverj4044]

Not far enough, we can make it weirder and weirder.

[@Misora_Chan]

Totally not far enough.

[@amelieshuman3324]

it has boob cannons. its a sign to go further

[@ZeroZero86997]

@@silverj4044 imagine the other Pokémon gens as a amalgamation transformer of pure insanity

[@AricShadowDragon]

I can't wait to see the horrific fusion of 151 Pokémon Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

[@illdoittomorrow2368]

The voltorb now has an omanyte mustache

[@personamaster1573]

5:12 noble starts channeling the scotsman from samurai jack. 😂😂

[@Mr-Green0]

11:37 Holy-! Nemona is hauling ass! Get away from me! 11:47 Ok, why are people scared of her?

[@dannyn6558]

One - Cynthia is practically the strongest Champion from Sinoh, shes stronger than the champions from Gen 1, 2, 3, & 5. Two - she's So Strong, the Champion Aldder asked her out but got shot down, after he got his butt kicked in battle. Three - There's a moment in sinoh where if you accidentally went to her house, she instantly challenges you. Four - she has her own boss music. Five - her supposed ancestor was Volo from pokemon legend of Arceus.

[@shd0wc0re98]

Don't forget Six - Her Ace Garchomp is a whole different beast without being an Alpha. I'm expecting 'Alpha' Trainers having an entire team of Alpha Pokemon. So buff her garchomp into an Alpha and just bringing it out will give your pokemon heart attacks.

[@ivanbluecool]

Nemona and Cynthia. Champions of my heart

[@likwidcheezekake]

I need a cute aggressive girl to drag me out from under my rock

[@ashergad9278]

pls rephrase, Nemona is a child. It’s probably not what you meant but it just sounds wrong

[@ivanbluecool]

@@ashergad9278 here comes the unfun member of the unfun club who's goal is to be a problem while pretending to solve them with his trusted ally of cringe Plus you clicked on a video with her on the thumbnail. You probably have a kink shame mentality. But I don't deal with that so I won't respond again

[@swampcooler8332]

Ex-champions

[@idk8466]

@@ashergad9278bro if that concerns you then you’re gonna flip when you find out Misty’s got a higher count of r34 than Cynthia

[@dany_fg]

09:56 "I think that's May" wearing a Dawn outfit, talking to Barry, but of course it is May.

[@ifw_us8510]

5:23 petition to make noble say the scotsman's 20 second long insult in a scottish accent

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

Fun fact: Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey is an actual British insult. The translation of this insult: "You're French." Which, to any Brit, is either the worst or second worst insult known to man. The only reason where in some places it is only the second worst insult, is because if you're in Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland or the Republic of Ireland, the actual worst insult known to man is "You're English"

[@benjaminroos2996]

The alpha Trainer... aka Hormonal overdrive... Aka Puberty

[@ricardohoang8452]

Starting with Akari 🤣

[@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8]

Yeah… Ok gardevoir you win… the humans have gone insane… please protect me….!

[@benjaminroos2996]

@@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 They are guardians, it's part of the name

[@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8]

@@benjaminroos2996 you know they are scary when I’m freaking making deals with gardevoir to get myself out of there alive

[@benjaminroos2996]

@@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 yes, they have the power to create black holes. Sometimes in space

[@andrewseet4408]

4:59 this. This is one of the best Pokémon Memes I love a lot 🤣

[@CamKoudo]

11:35 YOU CANNOT RUN FROM A TRAINER BATTLE! 😂

[@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8]

When your best solution is getting a gardevoir (which has its own issues) You know your pretty screwed

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

"If it is a pokemon, I can (FLUFF) to it!" - About %82.3 of the fandom.

[@NameIsDoc]

That "you should not make your pets fight like Pokemon" bit reminds me of When I was young I tricked my sisters puppy into biting my old dog. When my dog realized what happened she was so angry. A few hours later she was playing with the same puppy and tricked it biting me. Poodles are vendictive.

[@relicking9207]

9:55 1) May is Hoenn, not Sinnoh so it'd be Dawn; 2) that is Platinum Berlitz(from the Adventure Manga) as she's wearing a Pearl Ring, which Dawn would not be able to afford, is also drinking tea is is considered a Rich person drink for some reason

[@DSMCasual]

“You encountered Nemona again” Trainer: (Panik) “But you have Gardevoir with you” Trainer: (Kalm) “But they became Alpha all the sudden & looked excited” Trainer: (Panik)

[@ricardohoang8452]

Alpha virus lol

[@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8]

I rather take the Gardevoir than Nemona…. Gardevoir will take care of me… Nemona would battle me

[@DSMCasual]

@@ricardohoang8452 Is that a thing in Pokémon? Because that’ll be amazing. Even though it’s a virus.

[@ricardohoang8452]

​@@DSMCasual This is what Pokemon meets RE looks like 😅

[@sholamakinde430]

@@DSMCasual pokevirus basically

[@lasarith2]

9:17 he pull off a decent Kazuma (konosuba) cosplay ( only thing is no one would recognise him without the beard)

[@juanchaso19]

5:05 Nobody tops Samurai Jack's Scotsman insults

[@georgeplayer5112]

1:07 "Why is his head still friking good"-Lost Pause

[@Eidolon5150]

I like that mew is like the proud mom to mewtwo who is always grumpy.

[@professorpantherhardraad3921]

You run from Alpha Nemona because you fear Yanderes I run from her because I long for the sweet embrace of death . . We are not the same.

[@1musamune]

*Spots Alpha Nemona* I choose life, he who runs away lives to fight another day.

[@idanchen4934]

7:41 what about mini ditto? you have forgotten mini ditto!

[@Funloverparty]

Noble: *Calls Dawn May* Me: *Grabs Popcorn and heads to the Comment Section*

[@Jw87563]

2:14 I can relate. I remember playing Blaze Black and thought that Clay's Hippowdon was a shiny. I never knew growing up that the dark ones are just females.

[@levievil9220]

How you playing a hard rom hack but didn’t encounter a shiny

[@Jw87563]

@@levievil9220 I don't think the shiny odds were boosted in that game.

[@thefrozenshadowking]

11:55 FINALLY someone gets it

[@jessieleerosete2838]

0:02 first clip is so curse

[@autobotjazz1972]

Fusion of all 151 gen 1 pokemon = an eldritch horror

[@S.A.F.T.I]

4:27 Phonk walk Tinkaton, an absolute menace to society. You know there are people that were annoyed by that meme? Phillistines.

[@danielferrieri7434]

0:10 Perfection

[@smugsneasel]

Well that was an abrupt conclusion to the Pikachu Balloon arc. 09:54 He...he has to have done that one on purpose right? RIGHT?!

[@ferrdagwin]

I'd probably be scared of both, but, Cynthia has some sort of chill, Nemona on the other hand, she just wants to battle and she'd wrestle the hell out of me, I'd literally snap like a twig.

[@protagadditc8434]

I’m sorry that’s a bad thing how exactly?

[@lianaverwood9810]

You've never walked in on Cynthia in Undella Town, then. Random Jumpscare Moment, with the same Outcome: Instant Game Over...

[@alcole-holic8779]

9:57 “May” Noble, that’s Dawn-

[@jaamz567]

The most common post in the official Pokemon forum: "Is my Lopunny perganent?" 😜

[@Blaze4ification]

I still wish there was a Dawn form, missed opportunity, could make it tanky, because it is tired like in this meme, give it high attack and defenses, but really low speed.

[@multiversal_guardian7079]

"I think that's May" Noble, I believe the girl you are talking about is *Dawn*, from Gen 4, Diamond and Pearl. Meanwhile May is from Gen 3, Ruby and Sapphire. Do try to remember your Protagonist/Rival characters, my good sir.

[@NoraIconiq]

If pikachu makes to a whole year I demand you get him a cake and celebrate like its his birthday

[@thiefbehindthemask206]

9:20 WHY IS THAT IMPRESSION SO GOOD

[@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8]

Sees alpha humans Me to gardevoir: Ok I surrender… I’ll do anything to get away from those… psychos….

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

Mew in the Gundam box is so adorable!!!! X3

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

When my cats get too rough when fighting I pull them apart.

[@HomuHomu310]

9:55 Noble: "I think that's May?" Everyone: *offended gasp* "Bruh"

[@robbiehays8567]

Great video and keep it up. Think u can do more video with Lille or other vtuber? Just wondering

[@thatguyjared8560]

Can’t wait to see all the memes differentiating May from Dawn.

[@b53r12]

Ah yes my Umbreon with trailblaze. A move that he can't learn unless it's tm

[@DummyDrawsStuff]

You better bring the balloon back.

[@Wolf_Appledore]

9:55 OH BOY! HE JUST DONE GOOFED BY OPENING THE FLOODGATES!

[@paradoxalpl5666]

About eggs (9:30). You get full-grown pokemon only in games. IIRC in anime, after hatching they were smol and grew over few days/weeks

[@pandaman6769]

O_O first meme and im already worried

[@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8]

You know your scary when my immediate response is to just submit to gardevoir instead of whatever horrors they might bring

[@jenoyt1337]

Me sees Nemona sprinting towards me at a full break-neck sprint to challenge me to a Pokémon battle: Also me with my Pokémon X team: Challenge Accepted Also me when Cynthia approaches me menacingly: 🫡😓

[@LaggerKnight]

The Ditto Meltqn would then open its mouth to reveal an eyeball in full-on kirbyesque fashion

[@darknessrising2453]

7:36 To be fair, Pokemon Snap did the same thing with that little group of Bulbasaur. And don't forget the Detective Pikachu movie.

[@themysteriousoa4466]

I love watching Pokémon Meme Video while wearing my Pokémon cap!

[@Sunflorazumarill]

0:06 Makes me think of someone who once made a sprite consisting of parts from every Legendary Pokemon (at the time), but it actually had a unique/interesting look to it.

[@AI-DreigonGPT]

6:18 hold up is he 3 years old

[@Blaze4ification]

7:15 eh he was luke warm bad, honestly that he was arrested vs the other villains also says a lot too when some of them are committing freaking war crimes, killing people and Pokemon, genocide, Team Rocket the mafia selling Pokemon can that be chocked up to slavery? If not them then Ghetsis of BW definitely would since his only purpose was to rule the world and make Pokemon only obey Team Plasma. Rose is the weakest, saddest, poor excuse for not just a Pokemon, but a video game villain, when literally if he just took a train ride not even an hour away to catch Regieleki, a legitimate way... solve literally all his problems, it's just right there in his own region, energy crisis 1000 years from now solved.

[@uzzy2522]

1:10 i went to the hospital about 10 years ago exactly actually. Someone gave me such a baloon, it's a bit saggy but after 6 months it didn't change much. It's still like this after 10 years.

[@SheruMuko]

9:44 Platypus and Echidna: Have you forgotten about us!

[@ChronoTheodor]

Thank you for the upload and salute to Pikachu

[@ianantonioagliam323]

me when I see alpha nemona: yes me when I see alpha cynthia: ditto use transform (transforms into its trainer)

[@quentinblack7752]

0:12 Now this is something I don't want to encounter in anyone of my pokemon run throughs

[@doctorbright1065]

"I'm more scared of Nemona than Cynthia." Ah, the naive innocence of someone who never played Black & White. I truly hope he reaches Undella town some day.

[@Marc_Carrion09]

That Mccree/Cassidy impression was perfection 🤠

[@nodrogstengrad4782]

I kind of hope you keep the Pikachu Balloon till your next birthday Noble. Make a check on it in the closet to see how it is doing.

[@ShadowHaunter52]

(Sad trumpet music starts playing) rip pikachu🫡

[@ShadowLoves2Game]

"Nemona please... I've have been battling you 15 times in a row this hour alone. Can we please take a break?" Nemona: 11:40

[@Blaze4ification]

5:50 well that's a lie, Umbreon and Sylveon are really good, maybe not all of them but, that's part of the reason I'm sure those 2 are so popular too, they're cool looking, they're strong, and they remind people of your adorable little pupper or kitten. Eevee's Z move back in gen 7 was super good too, sadly the rest didn't get special Z moves, but there were still generic z moves for them that made them good.

[@XellosNi]

Nemona has Juri Han's voice in Japanese. Things have become freakier.

[@Glaugan]

11:37 "I'll be your rival! Heck I'll even be your boyfriend, just stop following me around and let me play the game!"

[@codegoodwin22]

9:56 I thinks that's May. I cannot wait for the reddit to come back. Cus thats Dawn.

[@Animebryan2]

Silly Mew, wanting his own mecha armor & forgetting that he has the ability to transform.

[@AedricScourge]

Noble: “I think that’s May” Me: Time for a Reddit post!

[@thunderborn3231]

shes a menace and i love her, tinkaton

[@Tsupek]

6:35 totally thought it would become Renamon from Digimon

[@kevinhernandez2594]

Alpha Red: ... *Doom OST intensifies*

[@DinosPolykan]

I left colbaltion without any visible health but alive. I threw 5 ultra balls at this thing and still couldn't catch it. So i threw in my Blaziken and did overheat at the 1 hp Colbaltion. VISIBLE FRUSTRATION

[@phntmthf5505]

3:20 jokes on you, competitive sleeping already exists and is probably what’s happening there

[@xresonance9072]

Strong trainers: eh Alpha Pokémon: so you have chosen death?

[@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8]

Or in the case of gardevoir Fluff

[@brokenredflag]

How was is head stil intact!! Yea throw that thing away, that thing is cursed man. Lolo🤣

[@MorganBaratto-tk2cr]

I hope the pikachu balloon returns is he wasn’t popped, it just felt right having him in the background.

[@Icyangel10]

>Calls Dawn May There's his mistake for the episode

[@InkKBird18]

Goodbye Balloon Pikachu, you will be miss

[@supersasukemaniac]

My idea for a Cardbord Gundam would be the cardboard gyndam with a note saying "my real one got taken away."

[@chilomine839]

“I think that’s May.” -Noble (NOPE) meme

[@anishshirodkar484]

Kurachi mizuki(Artist for the last art) has made more of the Pokemon stuff