WHEN ALPHA TRAINERS ARE SCARIER THAN ALPHA POKEMON - Pokemon Memes

[@CamKoudo]

Noble: correctly explains how ditto actually works Also Noble: refers to Dawn as May

[@theknightwithabadpictotall7639]

He only cares about the things that actually matter

[@phantomV630]

MAY 9:51

[@Wolf_Appledore]

He just darn goofed. As well as opening the floodgates.

[@whimsicalchronicles8798]

at this point he's doing it intentionally

[@TheImmortalMushroom]

​@@theknightwithabadpictotall7639Dawn matters not the character from Pokèmon just the name in general seriously Dawn is the best name a woman can have change my mind

[@theshizl4400]

Didn't know there was a sleepy Eevee beneath the Pikachu. Neat.

[@IronDino]

Imagine if Gamefreak actually did introduce an 'Alpha Trainer' mechanic where random trainers along a route will use level scaled teams against the player?

[@rodrigorosa4419]

Either people who complain about the games being easy will complain about it being hard or they will like it

[@Christin-Eleven]

​@@rodrigorosa4419I would actually love if every Single Trainer is actually scaled to the player! And Gym Leaders Pokemon are always 5 Lv. Higher! Now that would be a challenge! 😏✨️

[@jakeforgey5378]

would keep my maxed Starter on route 2 from ruining everyone... for 5 seconds more...

[@ARTSONICFAN990]

Alpha Nemona: *Exists.* Me: OH HELL NO! Alpha Cynthia: *Exists.* Me: At your service, my queen!

[@ricardohoang8452]

*You vs Cynthia*

[@Chizinky]

I'm not tryna fight alpha red tho ☠️

[@ethanford2466]

​@@Chizinkyoh nah he gonna kick my shins in

[@battlesheep2552]

*chuckles* I'm in danger

[@Abowlofchickennoodlesoup]

@@Chizinkyalpha goku and nemona fusion

[@anoninunen]

0:00 - "We can't get him on a 12-step program, because step three is accepting a higher power - and he's already squaring up to Arceus!"

[@anoninunen]

for reference, see Rusty&Co, critical missives 4, 16, and 54

[@barrybend7189]

There should be a transformation "shiny" mechanic where Ditto just doesn't have the face right and ends up derping mid battle.

[@antirockin5553]

9:54 Noble looking at dawn: "I think that's May"

[@LarcDonvula]

Yes she "May" be "Dawn"

[@edwinpritom6336]

​@@LarcDonvulaindeed, she "May" be Dawn.

[@VacantMinded]

9:55 "I think that's May" Okay he has to be doing this on purpose he can't be THAT stupid right? ... RIGHT?!

[@14akamaru]

I thought I was the only one that caught that!

[@xLoLRaven]

@@14akamaru I know, right!?

[@Potramon]

May Be

[@SpencerFelix31-390]

He is. it kinda funny how he does it as a bit tho.

[@DragonPupil-dm7it]

Guess you can say it didn't "Dawn" on him

[@protagadditc8434]

Nemona:*Approaches rapidly* Cynthia:*spawns into Paldea Florian/Juliana:*Chuckles* I’m in danger

[@KeyboardTarantula]

then there's Hao. he just stands there. waiting for your approach. menacing.

[@Zakanuva]

5:22 Now _this_ is Gloria being a _true_ Scotswoman: it ain't just the accent... it's the _colorful insults,_ and _especially_ insulting the French!

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

No, colourfully insulting the French is an ENGLISH thing to do, the Scottish thing to do is colourfully insult the English.

[@Zakanuva]

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Yeah, there's that too. I just figured that _everybody_ in the British Isles dunked on the French because "Fuck the Continentals, amirite?" and whatnot...

[@whimsicalchronicles8798]

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 scottish people colorfully insult everyone

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

@@Zakanuva It's not a thing of "Fuck Continentals" it's more of "Fuck the country that we've been at war with for the vast majority of our history as a country". IIRC, from the end of ww2 onwards is the longest consecutive period of peace Britian and France have had, and even that isn't properly peaceful, due to the proxy war the French tried to instigate *cough cough* Falklands *cough cough*

[@rodrigorosa4419]

Todo español que se precie debe mear mirando al Reino Unido

[@campbellblahblahsvlog7797]

2:13 And Spyro the Dragon, the Adventure Time ice king, the Powerpuff Girls narrator, ETC.

[@user-jf4lt4uk7u]

9:50 “I think that’s May?” *-Noble 2023*

[@Blazing_A]

9:56 Here we go again. Memers get to work.

[@WorldWeave]

Nemona’s not a Yandere…she’s an adrenaline junkie, and I love that

[@i_am_jarvistm7220]

No... Unfortunately she DOES display a few of the yandere stereotypes... like trying to keep you as the player to herself (especially displaying fits of jealously over this, albeit VERY MILDLY as far as the trope goes)... even if it's for the sake of battling... and also the stalking... like throughout most of the game...

[@WorldWeave]

@@i_am_jarvistm7220 idk man…I didn’t see many Yandere traits in my playthrough…and even if they do exist…I reject your reality and substitute my own

[@bdf1006]

@@WorldWeave While she is a battle junkie she literally says "You'll have all the battles you will ever need with me" when she thinks you are looking for other people to battle. She's def a Yandere. She also has the keys to your room so have fun with that.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

​​@@WorldWeaveI dunno, I think she's got a bit of Yandere in her, even if it's pretty mild by the trope's standards. For instance, she follows you around and tries to hide it. If you try to opt out of being her rival, she'll get a crazy look in her eyes and keep asking you more and more intensely, which eventually devolves into single word sentences demanding you be her rival, which can easily come across as unhinged and threatening depending on the tone of voice. She also gets a bit possessive over you battling people other than her. I wouldn't say she's a full blown Yandere, but she's definitely at least a little yandere. She's like, 85 percent a fight obsessed muscle head like Goku, and about 15 percent player obsessed stalker.

[@DexusCh]

Pikachu Balloon was taken away... Time to wait for him to take over another corner of noble's house

[@ZeroZero86997]

Sees the Pokémon gen 1 fusion Audience: HAVE WE GONE TOO FAR ….. or not far enough?

[@ricardohoang8452]

Not far enough lol

[@silverj4044]

Not far enough, we can make it weirder and weirder.

[@Misora_Chan]

Totally not far enough.

[@amelieshuman3324]

it has boob cannons. its a sign to go further

[@ZeroZero86997]

@@silverj4044 imagine the other Pokémon gens as a amalgamation transformer of pure insanity

[@AricShadowDragon]

I can't wait to see the horrific fusion of 151 Pokémon Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

[@illdoittomorrow2368]

The voltorb now has an omanyte mustache

[@Mr-Green0]

11:37 Holy-! Nemona is hauling ass! Get away from me! 11:47 Ok, why are people scared of her?

[@dannyn6558]

One - Cynthia is practically the strongest Champion from Sinoh, shes stronger than the champions from Gen 1, 2, 3, & 5. Two - she's So Strong, the Champion Aldder asked her out but got shot down, after he got his butt kicked in battle. Three - There's a moment in sinoh where if you accidentally went to her house, she instantly challenges you. Four - she has her own boss music. Five - her supposed ancestor was Volo from pokemon legend of Arceus.

[@shd0wc0re98]

Don't forget Six - Her Ace Garchomp is a whole different beast without being an Alpha. I'm expecting 'Alpha' Trainers having an entire team of Alpha Pokemon. So buff her garchomp into an Alpha and just bringing it out will give your pokemon heart attacks.

[@LanxPenzenpepper]

"i think that's may" Dawn: i know i time travelled and all but deyum, you've already forgotten about me?

[@monst3r_child832]

*shows picture of dawn* Noble: I think that's May

[@ifw_us8510]

5:23 petition to make noble say the scotsman's 20 second long insult in a scottish accent

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

Fun fact: Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey is an actual British insult. The translation of this insult: "You're French." Which, to any Brit, is either the worst or second worst insult known to man. The only reason where in some places it is only the second worst insult, is because if you're in Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland or the Republic of Ireland, the actual worst insult known to man is "You're English"

[@ivanbluecool]

Nemona and Cynthia. Champions of my heart

[@likwidcheezekake]

I need a cute aggressive girl to drag me out from under my rock

[@ashergad144]

pls rephrase, Nemona is a child. It’s probably not what you meant but it just sounds wrong

[@ivanbluecool]

@@ashergad144 here comes the unfun member of the unfun club who's goal is to be a problem while pretending to solve them with his trusted ally of cringe Plus you clicked on a video with her on the thumbnail. You probably have a kink shame mentality. But I don't deal with that so I won't respond again

[@swampcooler8332]

Ex-champions

[@idk8466]

@@ashergad144bro if that concerns you then you’re gonna flip when you find out Misty’s got a higher count of r34 than Cynthia

[@1musamune]

*Spots Alpha Nemona* I choose life, he who runs away lives to fight another day.

[@personamaster1573]

5:12 noble starts channeling the scotsman from samurai jack. 😂😂

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

"If it is a pokemon, I can (FLUFF) to it!" - About %82.3 of the fandom.

[@NameIsDoc]

That "you should not make your pets fight like Pokemon" bit reminds me of When I was young I tricked my sisters puppy into biting my old dog. When my dog realized what happened she was so angry. A few hours later she was playing with the same puppy and tricked it biting me. Poodles are vendictive.

[@dany_fg]

09:56 "I think that's May" wearing a Dawn outfit, talking to Barry, but of course it is May.

[@andrewseet4408]

4:59 this. This is one of the best Pokémon Memes I love a lot 🤣

[@DSMCasual]

“You encountered Nemona again” Trainer: (Panik) “But you have Gardevoir with you” Trainer: (Kalm) “But they became Alpha all the sudden & looked excited” Trainer: (Panik)

[@ricardohoang8452]

Alpha virus lol

[@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8]

I rather take the Gardevoir than Nemona…. Gardevoir will take care of me… Nemona would battle me

[@DSMCasual]

@@ricardohoang8452 Is that a thing in Pokémon? Because that’ll be amazing. Even though it’s a virus.

[@ricardohoang8452]

​@@DSMCasual This is what Pokemon meets RE looks like 😅

[@sholamakinde430]

@@DSMCasual pokevirus basically

[@relicking9207]

9:55 1) May is Hoenn, not Sinnoh so it'd be Dawn; 2) that is Platinum Berlitz(from the Adventure Manga) as she's wearing a Pearl Ring, which Dawn would not be able to afford, is also drinking tea is is considered a Rich person drink for some reason

[@autobotjazz1972]

Fusion of all 151 gen 1 pokemon = an eldritch horror

[@Eidolon5150]

I like that mew is like the proud mom to mewtwo who is always grumpy.

[@benjaminroos2996]

The alpha Trainer... aka Hormonal overdrive... Aka Puberty

[@ricardohoang8452]

Starting with Akari 🤣

[@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8]

Yeah… Ok gardevoir you win… the humans have gone insane… please protect me….!

[@benjaminroos2996]

@@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 They are guardians, it's part of the name

[@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8]

@@benjaminroos2996 you know they are scary when I’m freaking making deals with gardevoir to get myself out of there alive

[@benjaminroos2996]

@@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 yes, they have the power to create black holes. Sometimes in space

[@Jw87563]

2:14 I can relate. I remember playing Blaze Black and thought that Clay's Hippowdon was a shiny. I never knew growing up that the dark ones are just females.

[@levievil9220]

How you playing a hard rom hack but didn’t encounter a shiny

[@Jw87563]

@@levievil9220 I don't think the shiny odds were boosted in that game.

[@lasarith2]

9:17 he pull off a decent Kazuma (konosuba) cosplay ( only thing is no one would recognise him without the beard)

[@CamKoudo]

11:35 YOU CANNOT RUN FROM A TRAINER BATTLE! 😂

[@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8]

When your best solution is getting a gardevoir (which has its own issues) You know your pretty screwed

[@jaamz567]

The most common post in the official Pokemon forum: "Is my Lopunny perganent?" 😜

[@juanchaso19]

5:05 Nobody tops Samurai Jack's Scotsman insults

[@georgeplayer5112]

1:07 "Why is his head still friking good"-Lost Pause

[@Funloverparty]

Noble: *Calls Dawn May* Me: *Grabs Popcorn and heads to the Comment Section*

[@professorpantherhardraad3921]

You run from Alpha Nemona because you fear Yanderes I run from her because I long for the sweet embrace of death . . We are not the same.

[@alcole-holic8779]

9:57 “May” Noble, that’s Dawn-

[@ferrdagwin]

I'd probably be scared of both, but, Cynthia has some sort of chill, Nemona on the other hand, she just wants to battle and she'd wrestle the hell out of me, I'd literally snap like a twig.

[@protagadditc8434]

I’m sorry that’s a bad thing how exactly?

[@lianaverwood9810]

You've never walked in on Cynthia in Undella Town, then. Random Jumpscare Moment, with the same Outcome: Instant Game Over...

[@danielferrieri7434]

0:10 Perfection

[@thefrozenshadowking]

11:55 FINALLY someone gets it

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

When my cats get too rough when fighting I pull them apart.

[@smugsneasel]

Well that was an abrupt conclusion to the Pikachu Balloon arc. 09:54 He...he has to have done that one on purpose right? RIGHT?!

[@kevinhernandez2594]

Alpha Red: ... *Doom OST intensifies*

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

5:50 well that's a lie, Umbreon and Sylveon are really good, maybe not all of them but, that's part of the reason I'm sure those 2 are so popular too, they're cool looking, they're strong, and they remind people of your adorable little pupper or kitten. Eevee's Z move back in gen 7 was super good too, sadly the rest didn't get special Z moves, but there were still generic z moves for them that made them good.

[@b53r12]

Ah yes my Umbreon with trailblaze. A move that he can't learn unless it's tm

[@doctorbright1065]

"I'm more scared of Nemona than Cynthia." Ah, the naive innocence of someone who never played Black & White. I truly hope he reaches Undella town some day.

[@ianantonioagliam323]

me when I see alpha nemona: yes me when I see alpha cynthia: ditto use transform (transforms into its trainer)

[@DinosPolykan]

I left colbaltion without any visible health but alive. I threw 5 ultra balls at this thing and still couldn't catch it. So i threw in my Blaziken and did overheat at the 1 hp Colbaltion. VISIBLE FRUSTRATION

[@darknessrising2453]

7:36 To be fair, Pokemon Snap did the same thing with that little group of Bulbasaur. And don't forget the Detective Pikachu movie.

[@codegoodwin22]

9:56 I thinks that's May. I cannot wait for the reddit to come back. Cus thats Dawn.

[@S.A.F.T.I]

4:27 Phonk walk Tinkaton, an absolute menace to society. You know there are people that were annoyed by that meme? Phillistines.

[@MorganBaratto-tk2cr]

I hope the pikachu balloon returns is he wasn’t popped, it just felt right having him in the background.

[@jenoyt1337]

Me sees Nemona sprinting towards me at a full break-neck sprint to challenge me to a Pokémon battle: Also me with my Pokémon X team: Challenge Accepted Also me when Cynthia approaches me menacingly: 🫡😓

[@HomuHomu310]

9:55 Noble: "I think that's May?" Everyone: *offended gasp* "Bruh"

[@jessieleerosete2838]

0:02 first clip is so curse

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

Mew in the Gundam box is so adorable!!!! X3

[@multiversal_guardian7079]

"I think that's May" Noble, I believe the girl you are talking about is *Dawn*, from Gen 4, Diamond and Pearl. Meanwhile May is from Gen 3, Ruby and Sapphire. Do try to remember your Protagonist/Rival characters, my good sir.

[@ThespianDevil]

Kurachi mizuki(Artist for the last art) has made more of the Pokemon stuff

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

I still wish there was a Dawn form, missed opportunity, could make it tanky, because it is tired like in this meme, give it high attack and defenses, but really low speed.

[@Tsupek]

6:35 totally thought it would become Renamon from Digimon

[@phromkatv]

7:04 that makes me wonder "where are the other villains?" In games once you beat them they just disappear.

[@paradoxalpl5666]

About eggs (9:30). You get full-grown pokemon only in games. IIRC in anime, after hatching they were smol and grew over few days/weeks

[@thatguyjared8560]

Can’t wait to see all the memes differentiating May from Dawn.

[@thiefbehindthemask206]

9:20 WHY IS THAT IMPRESSION SO GOOD

[@Wildfire9002]

I’d love to hear a Pokémon d&d character with your Scottish trainer voice 10:12

[@TBoneTony]

Pikachu Balloon: "I'm not dead!!!! I'm fine, feel happy"

[@Wolf_Appledore]

9:55 OH BOY! HE JUST DONE GOOFED BY OPENING THE FLOODGATES!

[@IcicleLynx]

9:56 it’s dawn 😂😂

[@XellosNi]

Nemona has Juri Han's voice in Japanese. Things have become freakier.

[@Misora_Chan]

"I think that's May." Welp, here it comes folks.

[@xresonance9072]

Strong trainers: eh Alpha Pokémon: so you have chosen death?

[@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8]

Or in the case of gardevoir Fluff

[@AI-DreigonGPT]

6:18 hold up is he 3 years old

[@SheruMuko]

9:44 Platypus and Echidna: Have you forgotten about us!

[@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8]

Sees alpha humans Me to gardevoir: Ok I surrender… I’ll do anything to get away from those… psychos….

[@NoraIconiq]

If pikachu makes to a whole year I demand you get him a cake and celebrate like its his birthday

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

9:45 yeh and as much as people want to throw the Monotreme card... that a cow, HOW?! Then it begs the question... do humans come from eggs in the Pokemon world too? Even God does, like wa... does literally everything? A ROCK DOES, A LITERAL ROCK, GEODUDE, COMES FROM AN EGG *HOW FAR DOES THIS GO?!*

[@RahkshiBoi]

Thanks to pokemon sleep. I can sleep with my shiny salazzle! No I will not rephrase

[@phntmthf5505]

3:20 jokes on you, competitive sleeping already exists and is probably what’s happening there

[@nodrogstengrad4782]

I kind of hope you keep the Pikachu Balloon till your next birthday Noble. Make a check on it in the closet to see how it is doing.

[@marcelbyrd7745]

5:01 I love when Noble does the Scottish accent it's so funny in it an accurate Noble should have been somebody in Braveheart because his Scottish accent is on point💯🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😎😎👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

[@DummyDrawsStuff]

You better bring the balloon back.

[@Animebryan2]

Silly Mew, wanting his own mecha armor & forgetting that he has the ability to transform.

[@matrixster6238]

When a large part of your YT career is Pokémon, it’s basically blasphemy to call any Pokégirl the wrong name. That wasn’t May, that was Dawn.

[@punchingbg2447]

I can’t wait for the big Pokémon each day thing to just say “It was a ditto all along.”

[@AedricScourge]

Noble: “I think that’s May” Me: Time for a Reddit post!

[@quentinblack7752]

0:12 Now this is something I don't want to encounter in anyone of my pokemon run throughs

[@Calm_Boy_6]

Whos gonna tell him the ponyta was always gonna be shiny?

[@koopa283]

11:44 INTRUDER ALERT! A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE.

[@LaggerKnight]

The Ditto Meltqn would then open its mouth to reveal an eyeball in full-on kirbyesque fashion

[@Gman-m8ok]

I am in love with Gardevoir.

[@Glaugan]

11:37 "I'll be your rival! Heck I'll even be your boyfriend, just stop following me around and let me play the game!"

[@shxd0wwazhere]

"Nemona please... I've have been battling you 15 times in a row this hour alone. Can we please take a break?" Nemona: 11:40

[@Marc_Carrion09]

That Mccree/Cassidy impression was perfection 🤠

[@lekanraposte6732]

2:21 That was me in Legend Arceus. I really REALLY wanted that "shiny". But I was so mobbed that I missed it. I was raging. Then 30 seconds later, I was mobbed again but this time, there was a shiny Skuntank among them. That was my genuine first shiny. But I was angry at it because it stole my "shiny" hippo. I boxed it. Then a few days later, I found out about the females hippos, felt stupid, then I put Raisin in my team.

[@ShadowHaunter52]

(Sad trumpet music starts playing) rip pikachu🫡