Literally Just Reading Reddit and Monetising It

[@tuluin_]

dan i hope you never stop clickbaiting us

[@machiavelliandichotomy]

Is this really cluckbait gurl

[@danielhowell]

what clickbait? i loved the reddit story about the gay son so wholesome

[@tuluin_]

@@danielhowell this is the first thing you say to me online after I’ve been watching you for 8 years awesome sauce

[@doublejoywilson]

tbh i think after years of him and phil having to deal with people theorizing about their personal lives we deserve to be clickbaited just the teensiest bit lol

[@emyisnotcreative]

honestly we deserve it

[@danielhowell]

hope you enjoyed this fresh original content from your favourite creator on social media ! :)

[@cosplay_crow]

absolutely innovative never before thought of content

[@1800basil]

daniel

[@abc-sb4ir]

Much unique very original

[@valeriaar19]

i mean it's not read by a robot with minecraft on the background but it was cool

[@veryunslay]

MUSHROOM REMATCH YOU DID THE MUSHROOMS DIRTY

[@moonpixie33]

its so funny that dan thought we'd be surprised at him being a redditor

[@Meccarox]

😆 yeah I knew

[@rivkavermeij]

Honestly very unsurprising

[@helloET]

literally this ^^^

[@luciabee]

he talked about it so much on his younow shows like the lore is out

[@aishanivarma7050]

i was thinking the same thing lmao

[@Tacomaz125]

That subtle little call-out to "Internet support Group" of years past gave me the giggles 😂

[@SilvaraDragontear]

Me to! I call it Dan’s wineaunt phase, he drank wine & gave some questionable advise to people. 😂

[@Artechiza]

I loved that phase!!

[@Its_natalie.kate_here]

Need that back tbh

[@ParadoxAbove]

You can’t keep getting away with clickbait like this, Dan

[@DarkElfofVulcan]

Anyone who doesn't realize he is never, ever, commenting on that, probably deserves the disappointment at this point.

[@thamaleigh4331]

We deserve it to be honest

[@juniorgarcia458]

@@DarkElfofVulcanreal

[@johnnysunflower]

@user-vd3wm8oz6j why not? lmao consider it compensation for both of their content being reduced to only that ship for YEARS that must have been tiring tbh he can "clickbait" all he wants

[@unsaltedtoast]

it's not clickbait if you're assuming he'll talk about his personal life which hes said he doesnt want to do, thats a you problem

[@norrie2460]

I remember posting on Reddit AITA because I cut my hair after coming out as non binary and my family insinuated that I was the worst person alive and it was very comforting reading everyone being on my side

[@natesparrow6271]

Awhhhhh, that’s so sweet! I’m so sorry that your family are like that tho

[@Izzy-cp8yt]

I have a friend who acts as my personal AITA, and I theirs. We both are currently in...less than awesome situations, and it's easy for us to fall prey to the misinformation around us. It's nice being able to text each other and getting an outside perspective who has all the context being able to say "NTA, wtf is your family?" or "I mean...YTA just a little. You shouldn't have said X, but I get why you're angry."

[@dianamagritte]

NTA and i’m sorry you went through that. You have my full support here. ❤

[@Pclly]

Nta divorce the family marry the hair cut

[@Memi2501]

The universe gave this man the gift of eloquence and he uses is for shitposting. I love this so much.

[@doublejoywilson]

tbh i think after years of dan and phil having to deal with people theorizing about the intimate details of their personal lives, we deserve to be clickbaited just the teensiest bit lol

[@fweeforall]

Can't it be both? Gay roommates❤

[@nerdygal6133]

Me and my bestie when we move in together. PEAK mlm wlw solidarity. 💪

[@LukewarmAnimations]

Groommates

[@Aeunax123]

Gay roommates are the best roommates!

[@danielhowell]

historians hate him! how to defy archeology and confuse heteronormative perspectives using this one trick

[@alexf225]

​@@LukewarmAnimationsoh no

[@Pailentologi]

absolutely obsessed with the clickbait titles. They get me every time but after literally a decade and a half of millions of people speculating whether or not hes dating his roommate I think hes earned this one. I hope they never stop lmao

[@kirbybie]

fr we could get a video called ‘marrying my friend’ and the video has nothing to do w that and i would just respectfully take the L

[@victai163]

​@@kirbybieyeah he'd get ordained as a priest and then talk about marrying two of his friends lol

[@j_fenrir]

​@victai163 omg dude that is literally perfect, but only if the ceremony ends with the bouquet being tossed into a gateway to hell and a casual reminder that our life is finite in this dystopia we live in. Dan should so do it!

[@HeisenbergFam]

The intro is proof Daniel is either slowly going insane or has already gone insane

[@sabueso344]

Who is to say that he wasn't already insane this whole time 😂

[@harrietantrobus4578]

He was already insane, he’s just not bothering to try and hide it anymore 😂 and I’m here for it ❤

[@danielhowell]

this entire series is a post-insanity slow motion catastrophe

[@leeroyjenkins3391]

​@@danielhowellMaybe, but it's entertainment

[@sophiemltre4865]

​@@danielhowellexactly as it should be 😌

[@clementinekitten8305]

"i should do a series where people ask me questions and i give them awful advice" DANIEL...

[@blkophelia]

Internet support group is needed more than ever

[@carolinedoss3099]

I know I'm being phan baited but I can't help but click everytime

[@GraceyMariana]

no literally

[@carolinedoss3099]

@@GraceyMarianaone of these days it wont be clickbait and i am not missing that upload

[@soph4837]

I'm a little embarrassed I fell for it I'll be honest

[@lilyrolyat6726]

There’s a very specific type of dopamine spike that comes with phanbait. I’m here for it and I hope they never tell us

[@itsGabrielaCristina]

It's embarrassing, but one day maybe it will be real so we gotta check haha

[@caustic1611]

Dan should do a series where a Group of people ask him for Support... on the Internet...

[@stephaniebennett9809]

I think its reasonable to be upset and overwhelmed if someone made a major life decision like buying a house without talking to you about it at all.

[@violetsnotviolence]

That plus he was upset she didn't respond quickly enough for him. Those are two massive read flags.

[@Tatyana_Yudina]

oh now I wish Dan had a series where people ask him questions and he gives them bad advice. it's a shame he's never done one, would definitely give it a watch!

[@daniarici5425]

Dan being on Reddit actually makes so much sense

[@yaeified]

it's a lot of work getting ready to tell a person to "divorce immediately" based on a single reddit post 💔

[@shanegray10193]

the fact that i can hear the “ROOMMATES” in dan’s voice really shows that, yes, i have been here since 2012

[@mari.alonzo]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks it was fucked up when Jim bought his parent's house without telling Pam!!! And I love Jim and Pam.

[@pinkfedoras]

"for every red pill, there is a rupaul's drag race" that is the statement of the CENTURY.

[@HomosapienNo94628]

Yes Dan, you should definitely make an "internet support group" where people ask you for advice 🌚

[@erinfreeman9107]

I don’t know why but Dan being a redditor makes sense

[@gayroach2916]

There was a time in my young life where I was SO unhealthily obsessed with you guys like so SO obsessed that it took over my brain and my life. Looking back on it now it’s so weird how attached I am from it now. It’s made me think seriously deep about my psychology and how I can be so life-consumingly obsessed on something and then years later think nothing of it. Time is weird. Brains are weird. Im having a crisis and Im also drunk. Growing up and out of things is a crazy experience.

[@vyou1]

amen to that ill have a drink too

[@katiewren1507]

The only internet fight I have EVER been in happened on Reddit. A man was basically saying that women shouldn’t open doors themselves bc that means they’re asking for it. No he was not a troll, yes I still sometimes pop onto his account to see how he’s doing.

[@Sentientmatter8]

Asking for it!? What exactly could opening a door oneself possibly ask for.

[@katiewren1507]

@@Sentientmatter8 hold on I found the direct quote. It’s not the full post but it gives a taste. “Even if your woman is not promiscuous, being in such an environment also means taking into account the actions of other men, which will most definitely be exactly what you think of or worse. If you are not present, the woman appears to be single. There's a saying my grandma told me a while ago: ‘if a woman walks through the door alone, that gives off the signal to other men that she is single, that's why you walk in first and hold the door.’”

[@channelyourdreams4779]

Honestly Reddit is so misogynistic

[@katiewren1507]

@@channelyourdreams4779 it has its safe spaces… and then there’s r/mensrights

[@Nervous-Wreck]

​@@katiewren1507There's nothing wrong with men's rights, there should just be equality, no men's rights>women's rights, no women's rights>men's rights, just equal rights

[@rea_1039]

I bet Dan secretly has one of those TikTok Reddit accounts and posts his favourite stories everyday

[@nia-cs3yd]

Used to watch Dan’s videos on the bus on the way to school when I was a 15 year old awkward teen, now I’m watching his videos while working from home as a 24 year old in corporate. Thanks for helping me through all my mental breakdowns in my life Dan LOL

[@Matteney]

I hate how much time I've spent reading AITAs over the last few years, it almost always put me in a bad mood yet I still do it.

[@PriyaPans]

When Reddit was having the ApI changes I stopped using it for a fortnight and I genuinely felt like a better human.

[@hannahgriffith8530]

One day Dan will actually have important news to tell the internet and we'll all just scroll past because it'll sound like clickbait

[@ChenylleMM]

thats why we must always click! ^o^'

[@parryxxlivxx]

Ooh, that idea about people asking you for advice sounds fun! Sort of like a kind of support group, but on the internet

[@Rhettstag118]

Dan PLEASE, you gotta know that people will start shitposting on Reddit now with your meme pictures!!! You made the content we wanted, but at what cost? (Jokes aside, I hope your Reddit stays the way it was and isn’t ruined by the fans!)

[@katiewren1507]

Still falling for the clickbait, every damn time 😂 and then instantly feeling ashamed because I KNOW I should be okay not knowing but everytime I’m given a crumb of info… I fall for it.

[@PinkGrapefruit22]

As a non-Reddit user, I’m happy for you or sorry that happened.

[@amigurumifriend4014]

It is so funny to me that Dan has worn his lace-shirt again as if he is rebelling against the cameraman for telling his to take it off in his "settle down' vid. Let's see how long he'll keep wearing it 😂

[@teeeejaaaaay7420]

I love Dan when he talks it makes me feel smart because I can actually understand him lol

[@venisondenizen]

one thing that will never change is dan clickbaiting his audience who grew up shipping phan

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

The title is how we all felt about Dan and Phil for years

[@Sentientmatter8]

No, really!?

[@katietriantafilou695]

No shit 😅😂

[@not-so-happypappypatton]

i think that’s the point 😭

[@marsadams3886]

the way he definitely saw this comment and simply chose to ignore them

[@rock_garden_m]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again you are the KING of clickbait, please never stop

[@caoimhekelly9540]

This made my day so much better as I have recently stubbed my toe off the side of my bed, thanks Dan

[@gabbijainniney]

i literally just did that too, cheers x

[@caoimhekelly9540]

@@gabbijainniney manifesting toe healing for u rn 😤

[@harrietantrobus4578]

Sending you a healing beam ✨

[@hauntedxstarzz]

“Gayest, horniest sub of all- Hades the game” perfectly describes my relationship w Thanatos

[@sophiafitz4069]

I’m not even finished with the video but I love how he picks the titles to grab our attention

[@skyeelsie513]

ngl i thought this said titties

[@ketsupMAYO]

dan is the only person ever on the internet who's allowed to clickbait me

[@gracey_mg]

the clickbait shouldnt still work on me in 2023

[@GraceyMariana]

hello my other accounts i didnt mean to comment this from

[@ahlethra9942]

Hey Dan. I recently started working at my towns library, and while shelving, saw your book on anxiety/depression. I had no idea you had written a book, and you being you, I wasn't expecting much. But I'm buying it so I can continue looking at it over the years. It brought to light so many things that I was already semi-aware of from my own experiences with anxiety, but having that way to just *calm down*, while still having those self-deprecating jokes, helped immensely. Thank you.

[@eraslover89]

He can’t keep getting away with this (yes he can and i’ll fall for it every time)

[@youtubeismydayjob9147]

Dan, you knew exactly what you were doing, and I commend you for it!

[@fennickh]

we all knew, and we fell for it willingly o7

[@abc-sb4ir]

Dan your humour is truly something else

[@am7846]

It's like Dan knew I was taking a break from reddit because I'm on it too much and posted this lmao thanks Dan

[@elliehand8282]

Daniel Howell is an actual legend, just facts 😂

[@cody1727]

I’m so unhealthily obsessed with this series and it’s (well deserved by the fan base) click bait titles 😭🙌🏻

[@baileym8959]

me: “mom i want internet support group” mom: “we have internet support group at home” the internet support group at home:

[@qs-ii1872]

I don’t expect you to say anything related to the content, I’m just here for the energy.

[@lele10velyelel]

I miss Dan's Internet Support Group, you should bring that back 😌

[@babygrimes]

you uploaded this on my 18th birthday and I have shut out all of my friends to watch this

[@JohSmith]

Even if this concept is so old, your way to answer is just perfect, creative and dynamic. I love your content !

[@heythereitshoagie]

he truly is a redditor, he hit us with the “divorce, hit the gym, lawyer up”

[@mollyk3768]

Somehow it feels normal that Dan is uploading semi-regularly. The world is healing.

[@Toastmeadl]

its so creative I cant handle all that creativity stop

[@charcharchar__]

dan titles become more and more like buzz feed articles every day as his video slowly but surely descent into disturbing limenal madness

[@eliasdoesthings]

He can’t keep getting away with this! HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!

[@Gretchasketches]

So glad to know you’re just like us getting jump scared seeing your face while trying to peacefully scroll

[@Charlotte-fl8gj]

please keep making videos like this danny hehe love u

[@kellynicole387]

My kids walked in on me watching this. My 9 year old is now really interested in watching more. Is there hope for the next generation or should I be concerned 😂

[@GabiCamisasca]

i love the clickbait videos the most bc i have no idea what to expect (all i know is the title will 100% be misleading!!) i love u for this

[@chloepatrick12]

AND THEY WERE ROOMATES?!

[@rocioperez893]

omg they were roommatesss

[@emmie3437]

omg they were roommates

[@BanditAguilar]

Omg they were roommates🫢

[@y-m-x]

The latest in a neverending saga of clickbaity titles alluding to questions that he's just mocking at this point. I could sip my tea to this 😌✨️

[@Lucid_Spuds]

Potentially my new fav segment 😂 ✨ some shit a KZbinr would do✨ but honestly it makes me feel better about myself

[@purplelikefire]

its the anger in the reading that really sells it

[@mydomolovestacos]

everytime i read dan's titles now, i just ask myself: "what is it this time"

[@gothfupa666]

ngl I love this and am having a great time pls do more of this LOL

[@the.guitart.one257]

I didn't realise the title had been changed so I was over here liking all these clickbait comments thinking they were being sarcastic 💀

[@carolynrupp7162]

I love the call back to the old internet advice series. Loved that

[@rotwip5063]

“And now they are all in the bath together” I LOL’d

[@icefire9908]

5:26 glad for confirmation that dan is indeed a kawoshin fan

[@veryunslay]

The mushrooms want a rematch dan. Why would you feed phil raw mushrooms.

[@Sentientmatter8]

It's true. Raw mushrooms are completely flavourless styrofoam compared to cooked mushrooms.

[@veryunslay]

@@Sentientmatter8 THANK YOU

[@MissFlurry.]

You know I usually don't support this kind of content behaviour, but because you make it so meta, and KZbin has haunted you for years, I support it 200%

[@aarynbrown4405]

I love our Danny's clip bait titles

[@augustporter9582]

I was 12 when I started watching Dan and now at nearly 20 I still love his content.

[@quillisnothere]

dan howell posts make mondays better

[@aginemes7594]

what is this power dan has over me its been like 9 years and yet it doesn't matter what he posts, i will be watching it. if anyone else posted this i'd be like 'eh' but because its dan im invested and laughing through most of it like--

[@onestepshort6291]

your content is fascinating I want to write essays about it

[@bywatergal4177]

I've been a fan of dan's evolution for while now but this is maybe the proudest I've been. You gotta respect that hustle. Please do not stop

[@vyou1]

AGREED

[@aolanipuaa5916]

He knows what he’s doing

[@not-so-happypappypatton]

I’m not used to these consistent uploads; they always throw me off 😭

[@lzeitler3846]

The video we have all been waiting for...for years 😭

[@BlogManiac64]

omg it's my favourite creator on social media :)

[@u7amaki]

what if.. hear me out... they're gay roommates.

[@BanditAguilar]

And they were roommates

[@marierose1997]

Can I just say how damn BEAUTIFUL Kris looks! She is absolutely glowing and you can see in how she presents herself and how she speaks how truly happy she is now. (Jealous of her make-up!) I'm so proud of her for listening to her heart and becoming who she always was supposed to be 💜💜

[@avaryleigh4397]

He knows exactly what he's doing with these titles

[@catkingthomas]

the fact that every time i know it's just clickbait and still get fooled surprise me

[@bedrockgemsonfire4127]

And with a single click bait title, Dan has summoned the long dormant spirits of thousands of curious/thirsty Phans all over the world

[@maya_2619]

I'm so happy I started watching your videos at 2023 cuz I avoided your hiatus and I consider myself lucky you create content. You're inspiring, funny and I'm happy to see you create what you like

[@speedroidterrortop5391]

I'm fully expecting this to be clickbait and I'm all for it

[@redluca56]

Wait until Dan finds out the multiple ads minimum runtime has been cut down to eight minutes

[@zo_mi_di]

Sorry but if you STILL fall for Dan and Phil’s “couple” clickbait then you kinda deserve it 💜

[@benjaminwolfe500]

oh how I enjoy fresh content from my favorite creator

[@vyou1]

woohoo!!

[@isaiahdufort]

Of course Dan is on Reddit. This is the most obvious truth that I should have seen 8 years ago

[@endermaz]

DAN ily i have watched u since i was 13, im nearly 22, also im currently rewatching all of ur and phils vids for the first time in a few years. THANK U FOR STILL BEING ON KZbin!!! or eevn just the internet!!! u r appreciated n i still look up to u like i did when i was 13. not sure what that says abt me. anyway. gay - maz, ur drunk & trans watcher

[@Game_Erica]

Daniel Howell, the king of clickbait lmao, he knew what we were all thinking

[@viaanima577]

wow dan you really should make a series where people ask you questions and you give them bad advice that would be great and original