Not the "sharpest bowling ball in the box" 😂😂 The best of mixed metaphors!
@Nick983662 ай бұрын
"might I recommend a heavy dose of ketchup" spoken like a true vet.
@markcooley5992 ай бұрын
Powdered eggs haunt my dreams! 😂
@arcanewyrm62952 ай бұрын
Ketchup? Please. When I was in the Navy, it was Texas Pete for everything.
@ChrisinOSMS2 ай бұрын
Red lead for the win.
@r.a.h.66292 ай бұрын
20 year old Tabasco sauce is where it's at 😆
@amyoung1012 ай бұрын
Wow! The love and marriage reference 😂
@KingofKarnies2 ай бұрын
There is the possibility that he is in trouble for something. She was breaking up those shells quite aggressively.
@leward77882 ай бұрын
you missed a 3rd option: hubby made a disparaging remark on her cooking yet still expects breakfast to be cooked & served to him
@babybree1752 ай бұрын
I swear as soon as I saw that..I said lordy..married with children metaphor is on the way..make you un alive…lol
@tbjtbj47862 ай бұрын
She might think he needs more zinc, calcium, and magnesium.
@OriginalMomo2 ай бұрын
Umm I do believe that’s grounds for divorce, according to the council, I just don’t remember the paragraph it’s stated in….
@VictorRomeo19172 ай бұрын
#3 - he really pissed her off and this is her F-You.
@johnfungable22892 ай бұрын
That won’t feel good going down or coming out.
@Bruski68.2 ай бұрын
Egg shells are full of calcium, maybe she was worried about his bone density.
@sbrunner692 ай бұрын
True. I mean we eat shrimp heads, shells and all in Louisiana.
@fu3zy2 ай бұрын
the shells aren't poisonous. they're just socially unacceptable. they're actually a good source of calcium. no i wont eat them either😂😂😂❤
@Mav_F2 ай бұрын
If the shells aren't cleaned properly, they can make you seriously ill. Plus, egg shells are porous and if you clean them with something chemical etc, then that gets in your body and so on.
@amandiepannell7862 ай бұрын
So glad I taught my daughter how to cook while there was plenty of time to learn something about taking care of her family and my sil won't have to worry about starving 😊😅😂
@markinator88262 ай бұрын
Plenty of calcium in those scrambled eggs!!
@kimarnold16692 ай бұрын
Maybe she’s just looking out for his calcium levels. Yeah. I bet that’s it!
@annarichter4842 ай бұрын
It's all about whole food 🤣
@TheGiggleMasterP2 ай бұрын
Egg shells can be healthy if they're ground up after cooking but eating large chunks like that is going to tear up your throat...
@nathalieduverna69632 ай бұрын
Cooking to classes..... that is all
@diehard80612 ай бұрын
Sharpest bowling ball in the box!?? Lol match made in heaven id say. 🤦🤷
@danieljonhson63672 ай бұрын
I think I would start cooking my breakfast myself and treat her to breakfast too and let her try the shells and see how she likes them.
@handimanjay6642Ай бұрын
Or she is pissed he ask her to get up early and cook breakfast for him and his fishing buddies for that 4am unannounced fishing trip.
@ConcealedArtLeather2 ай бұрын
Do your own cooking.
@TrineDaely2 ай бұрын
She's just making sure he gets his calcium. 😂 Technically the shells are a good source of bio-available calcium, but usually cleaned, dried, and ground to powder.
@garykirk19682 ай бұрын
"A heavy amount of ketchup".. Translates roughly to, "catch up with your parents, because your @$$ no longer lives here"..
@Morpheus1872 ай бұрын
He’s gonna need a good dental plan.
@paigezander2 ай бұрын
He really pissed her off lol
@davidszabo16182 ай бұрын
Thank God I married an Italian girl that can cook!
@kiefmanning73942 ай бұрын
Love and marriage. It’s an institution we can disparage. Ask the local gentry and they will say it’s elementary.
@tiffanygrever80922 ай бұрын
Crack eggs into the bull then throw the egg shells into the garage get a fork and a bottle of milk poor about a couple of splashes into the egg mixture proceed to mix the get a greezed pan not with engine greese mind you but cooking greese through the mixture into the pan and start scrambling, easy as that lol.
@BrianEllinger-hh4rm2 ай бұрын
I have never been married that's part of the criminals paperwork crime....... And the cops tell me that it's a civil thing.....
@deeclutter11232 ай бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@stevelambert64042 ай бұрын
😳😳😳
@ronyeahwiggie7292 ай бұрын
Not even ketchup could fix that level of stupid.
@2xtreem4u2 ай бұрын
one positive thing you get a lot of calcium in your diet
@roboknight2 ай бұрын
Unless they're just making videos for clicks... your analysis fits, even if that's the case.
@srh6672 ай бұрын
Maleficent or moronic, either way he has chosen unwisely.
@robertzimmerman54832 ай бұрын
That's the unwritten rule about women and cooking. And that rule is sit down be quiet and eat it. And I know some of you younger fellas out there are probably saying that's not fair and I'll say this I haven't run across a woman yet who has been able to take constructive criticism when it comes to how they prepare food for you. Any critique will be met with swift and harsh reprisal
@Jdog667.2 ай бұрын
Egg shells have calcium in them 😮
@CLF222442 ай бұрын
😂🎉
@citizenfeymos78132 ай бұрын
Maybe he is calcium deficient....
@ShadoeLandman2 ай бұрын
Or she’s mad at him
@PeaceJourney...2 ай бұрын
At least she's trying 😂
@ehole5932 ай бұрын
I give up on life.
@watchingthewheelsgoround2602 ай бұрын
😂
@darrenskjoelsvold2 ай бұрын
So technically, shells can be digested, and they are high in calcium. I wouldn't recommend eating them like that, though. They can be sharp and do harm to your throat and stuff. Look, there are vitamin companies that use cleaned egg shells for their calcium supplements. But the shells are ground into a fine powder before being put in a gelatin capsule. I don't recommend eating that but if he did eat it he'd have strong bones.