Should have listened to LT

[@random_knit]

Cordless hose = watering can

[@rhondahulett9763]

Perfect 😁

[@SeaSkorpion]

I came to say this. I'm so glad I wasn't alone in my thoughts 😂

[@Marco-xy7nd]

​@@SeaSkorpionMe too. I am relieved. I can go lie down.

[@Metalkatt]

@@SeaSkorpion Ditto.

[@MyArgylesock]

You charge it at the faucet.

[@adamk.7177]

Cordless hoses exist, they're just called watering cans

[@leward7788]

you gave me quite the laugh, thanks for that!

[@dorothyfleming6002]

Yeah or water bottles with spray nozzles 😂

[@Hat_Uncle]

We aren't doomed. THEY are doomed. We'll just carry on, as always.

[@lsh3rd]

Yes, but they vote!

[@tlc59749]

We get the government they deserve

[@jonmiller3996]

Or get around to resetting everything ourselves once the morons finish destroying themselves!

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

I mean I'm a cordless hose after several beers.

[@dshepherd107]

😂😂😂😂

[@msleatha3078]

🤣🤣🤣

[@m.k.738]

I would have been hard pressed not to take her to a store and get her to ask for one.

[@huntsman1771]

They invented them a long time ago. Unfortunately they chose the wrong gender to use as test subjects for the product. You see what happened was they gave a room full of men this new invention and they immediately started spraying each other with the cordless hoses like they were in the middle of a military battle simulation. Those who invented the cordless hose quickly realized that they could sell far more of these products if they simply changed the name to squirt gun and advertised it as a toy instead of a tool. You probably know the industrial model they invented by the name super soakers.

[@halgrimhelgrimson]

yup with the double back holster for alot of extra ammo(and weight)

[@Jordy-927]

God I’m so glad to be Gen X I’m going to be here to see the end and understand why it happened. 😂😂😂

[@mattbrown5511]

I have the popcorn and iced tea.

[@jonmiller3996]

It won't be so bad, no other gen has the apocalyptic training that we do, hell, it started as young as 7yrs old (3yr old for my tag-a-long brother, LOL) runnin the streets till dark, had to find our food and water, keep ourselves entertained, without electricity mind you, and provide others and self with medical treatment on a regular basis and keep each the youngins alive at the same time.....nah player, it wont be the end, just our second golden age!

[@Jordy-927]

@@jonmiller3996 yeah. Can’t argue with any of those points. I miss those days. Couldn’t wait to get up, spent the day in the woods with my buddies, booted it home before the streetlights came on, then repeat. Played games you can’t even mention now. Shot things with BB guns. Rode bikes cobbled together from scraps at the local dump, and go karts cobbled together from the bikes when they broke. The most expensive thing I owned was a used baseball mitt. The most trouble we got into was stealing smokes from our parents. Then we all tried it and puked. Lol

[@jasonsellers9595]

​​@@mattbrown5511Long Island ice teas. We gotta have likker for this!

[@shameless6963]

I believe the entrance to Idiocracy is already in our rear view mirror

[@darinritchie166]

The foundations of rational thought and understanding have left the building, planet, et al.

[@denniscarter2340]

Wow! Have no words..

[@saleendriver]

We're doomed sir. Best you and I and our generation can do is hope we pass on before the Millennials and Gen Z take over completely.

[@shameless6963]

I've been praying for just that outcome

[@anakinskywalker6666]

I hope she's joking really I do

[@mattbrown5511]

Sorry sir, but I have enough popcorn to watch this spectacular shitshow to the gory end. Time to point and laugh is upon us.

[@Bulldogbiker]

"This is your 🧠... This is your 🧠 on 💊.... Any ❓❓❓"😂🤣💯

[@goaway3717]

The cordless hose was invented centuries ago, it's called a bucket and will allow you to carry water from the water source to the thing that needs watered and I encourage you to use it exclusively this summer and compare it to the productivity of using a hose (which doesn't have any cords attached to it of course).

[@jenniferc4083]

I mean, technically, from a historical standpoint, cordless watering methods predate the hose...it's just that hoses have become so common place the newest generations don't know how to use them. Kinda like hanging clothes out and letting the sun dry them instead of running the dryer on a hot summer day.

[@randywise5241]

They have cordless watering thing. It is called a water pitcher.

[@travisaugustine7264]

They do youngling. They have for many many years, its called a watering can. Might I suggest you go ask your Grandma about them.

[@robbubba8020]

The lack of O2 to the brain is strong in that one....

[@leward7788]

i understand we all can experience brain farts but dang, that was more like explosive diarrhea

[@tommywilliams9414]

It’s a good idea like a chocolate tea kettle or an indoor grenade range.

[@danielmiller210]

I spent my teenage and young twenties in the 70s and the 80s. wandered back then what become of all the crack babies that was being born I look around and I see where they're at sad but true

[@scottneal2738]

Yes sir, humanity is stirring down a deep pit

[@stevelambert6404]

And she will raise children 😮

[@wolfhodgkinson6866]

If I may.... She will HAVE children. She shall most likely not RAISE children.

[@MD2389]

They do make cordless hoses. It's called a watering can!

[@BiornBear]

Dear Lord, are some people really that stupid? Where did my beloved generation go wrong?

[@VictorMarino896]

Neither vitamin T nor naps will help me with what she said.

[@ArmoMan87]

I read that as, should've listened to the Lieutenant. Lol

[@josephmatuszak3855]

Wow. That is a special blonde moment.

[@scp2539]

I would love it if we could get cordless water hoses, never again will I have to deal with tangled BS >= ( I left it in a perfect circle last I used it, why is it a pretzel??? portal tech when? XD

[@jenniferc4083]

Hoses, phone charging cords, shoe laces, and wired ear buds all come with their own personal gremlins. The more of these items you have, the more gremlins you've got to deal with and they love to get together an have knot tieing parties.

[@jbkibs]

OH, you didn't know? I go around tangling everyone's hoses at night... LOL. It's the new ding dong ditch! :)

[@scp2539]

@@jbkibs I want you to know you're now cursed to randomly stub your toes and hit that spot on your elbow that causes your entire body to freeze up when you least expect it for eternity. >= 3

[@jbkibs]

@@scp2539 too late. i've already been cheated on, divorced and half my stuff taken. i share custody and am still forced to pay child support. i literally ran out of fucks a long time ago. :) enjoy those tangled hoses.

[@orca4464]

Imagine if we did have that invention,we would have teleportation as well

[@SciFiGuy72]

We ARE living in a simulation....It's Minecraft and we've just seen one of the village Nitwits.

[@eman7892]

The stupid is strong with this one...

[@1988dgs]

I pranked a friends kid with a long hose, two hoselock waterstop connectors, a water gun and (obviously) a tap. It was something like this. We were washing the cars at mine, everyone got sprayed at some point so he wouldn’t come near me. With the waterstop fittings I could charge the hose and disconnect it, then release the pressure through the gun and plug it back to the hose to recharge. He could not work out how I got the water when he could be holding the other end of the hose. I told him it was a Bluetooth hose

[@derekmonroe3691]

Cordless hose = watering can.

[@user-bb5uu6ze7z]

She's 1 of the reasons why I hope there's intelligent life on other planets. Because there's obviously not much here, and it's getting worse by the day .

[@jbkibs]

Last I checked hoses don't have cords on them. Next she'll want hoseless pantyhose. Besides what others have said about watering cans, It's raining right now... if you want another way to water without hoses.

[@CeejCraft]

Watering cans, hand pumped backpack or tank sprayers... Maybe a super soaker?

[@stevegraham3817]

They invented cordless watering cans thousands of years ago.

[@threadtapwhisperer5136]

But like, with lithium ion battery tech being so power dense, why aren't they powered by the batteries your power tools use? Or those fuck off huge 60volt lawnmower batteries? Surely, that solves the cord problem? (Im not 100% tarded, I fully realize the above is satire/sarcasm/deliberate buffoonery. Sorry for anyone that got a minor or major aneurysm. Unless said aneurysm was cordless, in which case, CONGRATULATIONS!) hahaj 😂😂😂 😢😢😢

[@stevegraham3817]

@@threadtapwhisperer5136 🤣🤣🤣

[@hellhound1389]

This is the example of a true blonde. Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason

[@notintohandles]

We are doomed.

[@MrSalvr]

To be fair, it would be a great idea when/if teleportation technology is created. Imagine Fire Fighters having unlimited water anywhere without needing to hook up to a hydrant.

[@forresta65]

I keep consoling myself that I will move on to Valhalla before the level of ignorance in the world destroys it.

[@mattbrown5511]

Now where is the fun in that. I have popcorn and iced tea to watch the shitshow and, of course, point and laugh.

[@tanyamyers1637]

I don't believe that there are more dumb people but they are not afraid of sounding stupid anymore. Thanks Jessica Simpson. 😂

[@personalguntrainer]

My brain... melting

[@anakinskywalker6666]

I already had a headache before watching this, and now it's even worse. I don't think even weed will help with that, lol

[@jollyroger5646]

Listen to Lt.? Well, ok, but not if it ends with J.G.!🤣

[@somniferousSirenSocial]

Good news DBV! It is not getting worse. It is just getting more obvious.

[@silverthorngoodtree5533]

It hurts, make it stawwwp.

[@dshepherd107]

Oh hell, another one.

[@chapel3339]

She's the type buy an empty bottle labeled "Dehydrated Water, just add Water"

[@handimanjay6642]

🤯 That’s thinking outside the box right there. 🤭 Run dude! You can educate stupid but its hard to fix crazy.

[@waterwitch8902]

Each day in everyway im glad I'm old. I know I won't have to witness the end of humanity. Because it's coming😂

[@juliaanderson447]

I have no words 😂

[@tonyascarlett2413]

Well, bless her heart.

[@jessesmith5501]

Indian cans ! Large tank of water with a spray nozzle and hose atrached

[@christophercarey165]

Honestly not everything should be cordless and certainly not everything should be connected to Wi-Fi. Why should I connect a fridge or washing machine to the Wi-Fi when it already works perfectly fine and don’t get me started on all the gimmicks that printers have now.

[@Tomscoins2021]

Unintentionally, of course. 😂

[@user-db2uk8iq9r]

Her scrub top says "Driver Paramedic" Also...he's with her, and it's obviously not for her mental capacity. Looks worse on him, imo.

[@samanthalacroix2687]

I felt brain cells dying in agony just now.

[@patrickcarleton3924]

Smoking dope creates dopes.

[@andrewsweeney3081]

The only reason why they haven’t made one? Because god has the patient on it, so ppl don’t look stupid he called it RAIN 🌧️

[@AkiraVendaku]

Hahaha! Damn!

[@bertcorliss3180]

Isn't a cordless device for watering plants called a watering can? Or is my technology too old-school?

[@Hunter225]

WTF. 😂😂😂

[@Mike-cn2mt]

Amen

[@uoabigaillevey]

I would have to take it farther and ask her how it would work or should work.

[@lanietyler9317]

Wow😮that's just sad!

[@mej6519]

ahh bless her, that ones well away with the fairies, best keep an eye on her, and make sure she not drinking the hair bleach.

[@JDEhlert]

Some how, some where, some one will invent the transporter of Star Trek fame just to get a cordless hose to water their plants. Why? Because...

[@shareehammett1590]

Crack kills!.....brain cells.🤪

[@mattbrown5511]

I hope that young man didn't put a ring on that empty head.

[@eeyore6532]

Show me a "corded" hose

[@jbkibs]

This is what happened when shows started pushing dumb as "Cute". like joey from blossom, kelly from married with children... etc. yeah.. it's not that cute anymore, is it?

[@CLF22244]

Omg😂

[@dawnbrady684]

Someone should suggest she google it. 😏

[@MaggieBer]

ok lets sit down for a moment.. do i need to remind anyone that WE ARE THE ONES that raised millenials and gen z ?! ... dont get me wrong.. i love my generation... but darn did we mess up on the following ones.

[@jbkibs]

yeah... it's wild. It's because instead of calling her an idiot, he said nothing and posted it online. We would have been ridiculed to no end if we said something as stupid as that. Nobody would have ever let you off the hook. 10 years later they would bring it up, "remember that time when you said..." LOL... IDK why we are so afraid to "hurt people's feelings", they all learn nothing by having their stupidity viewed at as "cute". It started a long time ago when they pushed "dumb" being "attractive"... like joey on blossom... like Kelly on married with children... that probably has something to do with it.

[@reachandler3655]

I believe the problem with youngsters nowadays is they ignore history, otherwise this young lady might realise that the product she desires is the humble watering can. Of course, if she prefers something a little more modern (or fun), she could try repurposing a water blaster 🔫

[@TheMissPoovey]

Those gummy’s are bed news lady.

[@chrisbunka]

Lawrence Taylor was a badass player for the NY Giants!

[@bambambundy6]

I don't know what to say. Did they have children?

[@jaystidolph1904]

Bluetooth Water!

[@BigbyOShaunessy]

Watering can? From the before the Roman era?

[@barnesfamily1128]

Such a blonde monument . Called a watering can.😂😂

[@KerryLuckett]

She would have failed my high school physics class. Even the least scientifically adept can’t be this bad…but I digress.

[@DrFrankNStein-sf2ww]

Have mercy on her, she is a blonde.

[@Ribberflavenous]

Going to defend the young lady - I use pump sprayers in my garden all the time, watering cans have no cords. Ok, so this is not what she is talking about but I am not even in a relationship with this woman and know enough not to humiliate her in public. Enjoy your time out sir.

[@3eees]

Here’s the thing that’s indefensible: ALL hoses are cordless. 😎

[@Ribberflavenous]

@@3eees BRAVO! Excellent point!

[@mattgretty]

Hurtling? Buddy we got tossed into idiocracy years ago, it's just hard to notice it after you've been in it for so long.

[@Hugo_Phurst]

Sprinklers

[@evilbarbie2160]

Perhaps its an AI trying to learn. Kids can't possibly be receiving diplomas and participation trophies at school and be this undereducated at the same time....

[@kevinmurphy5506]

Hope she can at least cook

[@katherinedinwiddie4526]

Are they serious?

[@brandonculver2403]

You should check out the actual school teacher who swears hamburgers are made from pigs because of the name. She is a SCHOOL TEACHER! Who swears that hamburger is ham because of the name

[@Teacherofall]

Didn't the kids book wacky Wednesday cover this very topic?

[@reforger2593]

I wonder and hope that members of our generation were that dumb as well, we just didn’t have social media to spread it around as quickly. We turned out ok.. right?

[@TrineDaely]

Not sure LT is the best example these days.

[@ClassicKrak83]

I know not about cordless hoses. But isn't t you know a sprinkler system that has been depicted in movies since the 90's. Peruses comment section.... Oh... I mean, it slips my mind since it's something I don't do at all. But I've come across this information before from my Grandma. These can't be 90's kids. Eh, it probably is. lmao, we all experienced the end of the world in the year 2000 and clearly everything has been going downhill ever since. Not enough to cause a panic. But it is there whereas I would say calmly: I think we need to panic.

[@remedyhawke]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lisastraight5146]

😂😂😂

[@cheekyrabbit]

I'm blaming the hair dye.

[@juliastraus4273]

The reason they still have dumb blonde jokes... 😑 I'm with you, DBV-- going for the prescription ibuprofen now!

[@Stomper67]

They sell cordless watering hoses at the Blond Farmer’s Store.

[@johnrobinson9711]

Biiittcchhhhh what?, did your parents have any kids that lived?