Love on a Leash - Good Bad or Bad Bad #58

[@gwynnpollock5385]

“This movie is, in my opinion,” “Not a movie.” “A MASTERPIECE.”

[@tugharris]

HIS NAME IS ALVIN FLANG

[@urobleps]

His name is JOOOOHN CENAAAAAAA

[@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888]

HIS NAME IS SLIM SHADY !!!

[@grahamkristensen9301]

His name is Robert Paulson.

[@3Guys1Video]

My name is NIIIIINOOOOOOO

[@grahamkristensen9301]

Die - Hearts I hate that I get this.

[@The_Mister_E]

Wow. That Asian dude really did crush that scene. Clearly he needs a better agent.🙄 Oh god and the scene after that. The lady sobbing on the couch. The dog not caring at all while still ripping on the green house. Priceless.

[@EarthboundX]

Yeah, there's no way the dogs voice wasn't just some improv/riffing from an "actor" who didn't give two shits about the whole thing.

[@benhammond1066]

Anyone got his name?

[@benhammond1066]

Found him Shane Ayon. He was in Jeepers Creepers and Anchorman 2.

[@stikcler]

Looks like Shane Ayon is an animal trainer. He still could've been Alvin Flang, but I don't think he's our guy.

[@eventhorizon]

He was so good in that scene... and truthfully I've been on sets with great well known actors thinking "They're so good, this looks like crap...", but with a good sound team, lighting, and editing, the performance was so much better watching the finished product than on set. Like when I watch people's audition tapes and think "I love that actor, but how did they know from that VHS tape that was sent in?" Or a clearly cellphone taped thing. This guy though, that scene, with absolutely no other part of the production team being remotely skilled, was still able to put out a performance that stood out, and made you feel for his character what you should. All I could think when I watched it (I did watch the movie after watching this the first time) was with a competent crew this actor could get somewhere...

[@kmcorrea5805]

The actor who voiced Alvin Flang confirmed that Lisa always wears green because it’s a symbol of horniness in Chinese culture

[@lindinle]

Its literally if your set designer had their choices dictated by a mood ring.

[@ZERO_O7X]

Can you imagine how much the budget just for peanut butter for this film cost? 😂🥜

[@lindinle]

@@ZERO_O7X there is an interview with alvan flang. I think he said it in that. Doint have a link. But im sure "Alvin flang interview" would yield results.

[@markiangooley]

Definitely consider selling a BIG DEAL, I’M ALVIN FLANG t-shirt. Men’s and women’s shirts. The women’s shirts: only in green.

[@eventhorizon]

No joke, I would buy that...

[@nikolatovar9884]

markiangooley I both hate and love what you’ve done there. Would buy. Besides, green is my color.

[@alexdionisos]

I want a green screen of the dog running through various dramatic movie deaths yelling "BIG DEAL! IM ALVIN FLANG!!"

[@ZERO_O7X]

I'd buy that for a dollar...ya pizza faced cinder block! 😂 But seriously, I'd wear that shirt.

[@KH12foreve]

THEY FOUND ALVIN FLANG! It's actually the comedian Stephen Kramer Glickman who's known for his role on the show Big Time Rush and his podcast The Night Time Show. He recently did an interview with ralphthemoviemaker.

[@dougfranckwolf]

The store owner is a good actor. He is Ping Wu, he played the brother of the "terminator" laywer Maggie Han from Sienfeld. He left this WAYYYY off his resume, and for good reason!

[@n_n_n_n_n_n]

I'm normally the person saying "Hey, that actor was in Seinfeld, the episode when...", but I totally missed this one. Good call.

[@Starless2012]

Yep I immediately recognized him as the chinese delivery guy in a few episodes of seinfeld

[@FrenchToast663]

he was in Alfred Hiştchcock Presents :O

[@tumsfestival]

Ping and Cheryl are cousins. And yes, he totally nailed that scene.

[@Stranglehold432]

King of the castleee! King of the castle that's also a dooog! And lives in the house that is green! What is thaaat aboout?!

[@johnbacon4997]

improv and alcohol

[@freetality7236]

Your content is really helpful for someone who does not sleep much due to ptsd and needs something to just go numb and enjoy. Thanks (hopefully you see this)

[@ges4934]

Freetality I do too and gb or bb really helps me a lot. I'm glad we found them

[@ephemeralstardom]

yes gb or bb is perfect to fall asleep to

[@Porkchop_Delight]

2 guys in a room talking. Simple and sweet.

[@blujaebird]

I'm up 3 times a night for the same thing. Love watching them or podcasts :)

[@rosalynredwood4542]

Freetality same here buddy...

[@StoriesFablesandGhostlyTales]

With such lines as "Where's the laaayyydes at?", and "Well duh!" 10/10 would sass again. Epic start of this review.

[@thatannacat6051]

Don't forget pizza faced cinderblock XD

[@CableB_]

What if Someone gave it a 9/10.

[@claudios5007]

"KING OF THE CASTLEEEE KING OF THE CASTLE THAT'S ALSO A DOG AND LIVES IN A HOUSE THAT IS GREEN WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?!"

[@ZERO_O7X]

@5:39 The DuckTales theme song dubbed into the silent wedding scene so awesome. 😂

[@ZERO_O7X]

That dudes mom who was grooming her grandson to be president could be the focus of a whole season of American Horror Story.

[@ZERO_O7X]

Also, I honestly think they originally scored this with music that they eventually couldn't afford the rights to and just gave up. Eventually the best idea was releasing it in hopes of recouping at least some of their money.

[@ZERO_O7X]

I would never fire an employee if their husband could turn into a dog, but not being able to swim as a 28 year old virgin...You're as good as fired.

[@iwishiwasthemoon]

i feel bad for the poor dog who had to act in this movie

[@visionaryventures12]

carstrk several dogs according to IMDB.

[@AndiLawson27]

Alvin Flang is Stephen Kramer Glickman. Please giver us the interview we've been waiting years for!

[@ModelsandMovies]

Now that I've watched this whole episode, I have a new theory about what happened. This film was probably scored and had music that got nixed at the last moment. In the credits, someone is credited with Original Music. It's possible that there was a VERY last minute screw up with money or something and it was all pulled. There's also TWO editors credited. I wonder if a second editor had to come in at the last minute and pull the music and then really hurriedly do the best he could with sound editing and HE was the voiceover. It's pretty clear that Lisa's ADR is not the actress. So it was just whoever was in the room when they had the 2 days to fix everything and get it out. There's a whole sound team in the credits and there's no way that a team mixed it so poorly in the final cut. I'm guessing that was the 2nd editor who didn't know what he was doing, or just didn't have the time to do it. So, this second editor was asked to do an impossible job in zero time with likely not even close to appropriate pay. IF he's the voiceover, I can imagine he might have been impaired in some way or another. It IS L.A., right? So I'm sure he took some liberties to fill a lot of silent space. Oh... and my favorite part is at 50:13 when the boom operator and boom are clearly in the mirror. Fun fact: (fun not guaranteed) Somehow, 50:13 in your video shows exactly what's happening at 50:13 in the film on Amazon. You likely didn't try to do that. A one in a million coincidence.

[@davhend]

You actually took my request! This made my day. Thanks, guys! P.S. I was the one who sent the Facebook message. Sorry for constantly pestering you. Thanks again!

[@Otto-ub4ll]

Bryan's hair should have its own show.

[@deadskrillaskrit2078]

He does got some rocking locks

[@archibald-yc5le]

Lisa looks so beautiful in her green dress

[@prettyface146]

Олег Валиулин I see what you did there

[@kenkarsonn]

Go on...

[@Howlingd0g]

Hai doggie!

[@TheBonkleFox]

I'm so happy i have yew as my future wife!

[@DonnieBrook69]

The look on Kyle's face when Brian calls this a 'masterpiece'. Glorious.

[@ZERO_O7X]

This makes After Last Season look like Citizen Kane. 😂

[@kd8663]

I think you guys are overlooking the most obvious answer: the VO work for the dog was done BY the dog.

[@cowgrll]

Wow, Alvin Flang is a true romantic. Maybe “ya pizza-faced cinder block,” will be our “always.”

[@Littlemissbow41]

The actor of the dog is Stephen Kramer Glickman he did an interview with ralphthemoviemaker

[@LuccaRPG]

I showed this last Saturday for a Bad Movie Night and I don't think my friends want to talk to me ever again.

[@碧慧葉]

Love on a Leash is essentially The Shape of Water with a dog

[@ankhi3585]

I'd love a spin-off telling the story of kid president and how he died in a random car accident.

[@anikmonette2140]

Me too! It's the only aspect that I considered even remotely 'good" about this movie. I mean, it's entertaining and bad, but this individual scene had real potential.

[@lindsaypasseroni5542]

THE VOICE ACTOR FOR THE DOG IS STEPHEN KRAMER GLICKMAN AKA GUSTAVO ROCQUE OF BIG TIME RUSH

[@deathsyth8888]

Yo listen up, here's the story About a little girl that lives in a green world And all day and all night and everything she own is just green Like her, inside and outside Green her house with a green little window And a green VW Bug And everything is green for her And herself and everybody around 'Cause she ain't got nobody to listen I'm green da ba dee da ba daa

[@isabelleforstmann268]

the idea that the voice actor they hired to play Alvin Flang wasn’t given a script and he’s just roasting the movie the entire time & they put it in anyways might be my favorite fan? theory of all time.

[@Jlaps941]

Well Stephen Kramer Glickman turned out to be the voice and admitted this is EXACTLY what he did 😂

[@tiaelise74]

Katie definitely thought of a better ending. Also, Duck Tales woo😆

[@LimegreenMarch19]

This movie is such an experience. After I'd only watched about 10-15 mins it felt like I'd already been watching it for hours

[@ashleyc-p7893]

The voiceover actor for the dog was Stephen Kramer Glickman and according to the actor himself, he was paid three cantaloupes and a big bag of wonton's for the work. YW.

[@bryanferratt6598]

Gustavo from Big Time Rush 😊😅😂.

[@queenoftheharpies8018]

This makes me think the voiceover guy is either insane, extremely funny, or a bit of both in everyday life. The singing, the insults... it's too much.

[@smugalice6206]

Khalia Thompson I want to be him.

[@anikmonette2140]

I genuinely think things got bad on set and it was his way to sabotage it. Because his takes are hilariously bad and he seems to extremely enjoy it!

[@nuggetdoja871]

Ralph the movie maker just did an interview with him :)

[@EmilyGloeggler7984]

@@nuggetdoja871 It is glorious!

[@PIXPromosMore]

Love On a Leash sounds like the name of one of those songs on a Soft Rock Tribute to Korn album. Also: Let it be known that if your movie has a character named "Lisa" in it, it's Doomed to Fail.

[@kinkanalchemist]

A blonde lady named Lisa with relationship problems whose love interest buys her a dress

[@skyfire8950]

oh hai lisa

[@kaiterenless1888]

That bit about farm accidents is pretty accurate actually. I grew up on a farm and in my youth one of our neighbors who also lived on a farm, was run over by a combine, tore the top of her head clean off.

[@HaydenKlotz]

This one is already a favourite of mine. Funniest shit ever. You guys are awesome. Thank you so much. Please please do Miami Connection. There’s not a dull moment in that entire film.

[@IncredibleMD]

I fucking love how Lisa went so far as to meet this creepy old woman in her creepy old woman mansion, to hear her absolutely insane request, rather than just bounce out the moment some dude's mom showed up at their date. And it actually seems like she was considering it? Like, when she said she needed to get her tubes tied, her response was like "whoa, that's a big ask", and not just standing up and telling the creepy old woman she's fucking insane.

[@marley.hendrix]

Can someone keep score of how many times Bryan runs his hands through his hair? Lol Love the vids

[@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888]

*stands up like Spartacus* IM ALVIN FLANG!!!

[@acorns-r-us]

Bryan's hair went on a journey this episode

[@wizethoughtsrevolve7610]

I used a vacation day at work today and now a GBBB video....the God's have shined their light upon me

[@KiwifruitPixie]

That all-green house is my dream house. That is the best part about this movie.

[@FinleyZero]

Fun fact: movie actually has a credited composer.

[@Soundtracks92]

Lmao what did he compose though? 😂

[@strawberryweedeater]

@@Soundtracks92 The sweet sound of silence

[@bloodrunsclear]

Was he deaf?

[@andrewollmann304]

Popular theory is that hecomposed the dog’s songs.

[@dreye3215]

@@andrewollmann304 They... They... They paid someone to write "King of the Castle", "I'm a dog riding in a car", and "Running down the street"?!?

[@piggy201]

You know you are a crazy person director when you give a voiceover of your main character to some guy that just improvs it and makes fun of your movie but you let it all in and release the movie.

[@wurdnurd1]

I have a strong suspicion that there was a language barrier, in that the VO supervisor didn't speak English...

[@anikmonette2140]

@@wurdnurd1 Like a reverse Troll 2? In Troll 2 people speak weird because the directors were Italian but wouldn't let their actors improvise to make the dialogue sound more natural. Love on a Leash have too much improv but the Asian director was probably like "Movie good. Movie hits theather now!"😅

[@reyrapids4420]

1:05:04 "DAH FAK DUS DAT MEEN" made me laugh out loud.

[@libby8269]

“You’ve heard of mans best friend... but who befriends a woman?” Exactly the words this writer was given as a story prompt in 8th grade English class

[@slartibartfast336]

Currently this has 420 likes, which is probably an indication of how the movie should be watched.

[@CyberSpider35]

It's like some weird hybrid of "A talkig cat?!', "The Room' and "Birdemic".

[@ZERO_O7X]

Thats a perfect description of this movie. I'm honestly shocked there was no "You're tearing me apart Lisa!" reference in this episode. 😂

[@thezone3946]

Stephen Kramer Glickman IS ALVAN FLANG!!!! NOW WE KNOW

[@IncredibleMD]

To be fair to Lisa, the dog actually does seem to be the least insane man in her life.

[@Bungied2thetree]

The voice of Alvin Flang was just revealed to be none other than Stephen Glickman (Big Time Rush, Storks).

[@IncredibleMD]

It's hilarious that, on IMDB, the actor who portrays the male love interest is credited as "Prince", and the actor who voices the dog is credited as "Alvin Flang".

[@bryanferratt6598]

Gustavo from "Big Time Rush" 😊😅😂?

[@randomreviews4278]

​@@bryanferratt6598yes

[@dumplingshakes22]

Pizza face cinderblock.... bahahaha I choked on my gum on that one

[@nellgwenn]

I've heard a few short snippets of the music that was supposed to be the soundtrack. They were nice. According to the rumor mill cutting the music was a directorial decision. The lines for Alvin Flang were indeed written as comedy relief. Sadly Tikki the dog has passed on.

[@IncredibleMD]

I THINK Paula's point was that, if Prince was reborn, he'd be reborn as a baby and age normally as a human, because that's what makes sense. So if he died 30 years ago and was reincarnated, he wouldn't be 60 or whatever, he'd be 30. Lisa thinks that, if he came back, he'd come back as a grown-ass man, and age from there.

[@kanbei114]

If you haven’t seen it yet, check out Ralph the Movie Maker’s review of this movie. I think he might be the one who brought this into public consciousness. It’s hilarious.

[@Afreeusername_]

Jarod Temple That's why I'm here, I need to see this myself lol.

[@utterlyumbral3694]

Remember to give this a perfect rating on IMDB

[@jrlaps521]

And he did an interview with the voice of the dog too, Stephen Kramer Glickman

[@markiangooley]

@@jrlaps521 Glickman is a delight and seems a real mensch who gave in to his stand-up comedy instincts when faced with a strange almost-unpaid job for a madwoman…

[@eventhorizon]

Due to me showing this to all my friends- because I did end up watching the movie and this is better than having them watch that by far- now? If one of us is venting anger or frustration, and we want to make that friend laugh- we just randomly yell "BIG DEAL, I'M ALVIN FLANG!"- And it does a pretty good job at lightening the mood momenterily- and usually "Alright grab on ya pizza faced cinder block" is the response to that... those are totally the best lines in this, and most movies! LoL!

[@SASardonic]

There's something magical about making bad movies, the leads of Space Mutiny famously got married after the movie.

[@pokeygorilla9368]

I paused the review to actually watch the movie. So glad I did. My god that was the best movie I've seen in years. Certain scenes had me choking with laughter. Thanks for cluing me onto this.

[@jupitertrolley3330]

Alright audience, strap in ya pizza face cinder blocks. The king of this castle is a dog named Alvin Flang and clouds are magic.

[@missingaustralia]

The alvin flang line needs to be your next T-shirt! :D

[@chrisandrew7577]

Pizza-faced cinderblock is the trump card of insults

[@nellgwenn]

This movie is the best bad movie I have ever seen in my life. A bar has been set. It truly is a masterpiece. Chartreuse Lives. The Chinese gay guy reminds me of the Japanese guy in Fargo that meets Marge at the Radisson for lunch. The name Alvin Flang is right up there with Rupert Pupkin and Arvin Hodgepile in greatest movie names.

[@christallh24]

Why the hell has this channel's subcount stagnated at 9k? These guys are deserve such a much larger channel!

[@maverick792]

This movie has a Video Joker.

[@adamfrancis2497]

Brilliant you guys are so funny and talented keep up the good work 👍

[@92Raider-art]

That cat painting broke me completely! I love bad movies! 🤣

[@kevinringrose7965]

Many of the questions about this movie have finally been answered! Interview with the dog's voice actor: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYGximR6aL59rsU&ab_channel=ralphthemoviemaker

[@sweetprimrose]

I maintain that even after the explanation I believe Enya came down from heaven and copyright struck them and now Ducktales. woo ooh!

[@yshwgth]

Yoda must stay. He's essential.

[@STOCKHOLM07]

He's the key to all of this.

[@lisamikky1696]

Stay must Yoda has!

[@matthewpickard6464]

I think ralph the movie maker actually interviewed the guy who played alvin flang, when i watched the interview everything in the movie made sense

[@gracekim1998]

I’ve never forgotten this episode 🤣

[@mgarcar1255]

This movie is sitting at a 9.6 on IMDB right now, just thought I would throw that out there.

[@fogdiver]

So close to 10k !!!! May the power of The Breen bring you mad KZbin green!!! (aka fat-stacks o'cash / better monetization / Bryan's youtube-coke) Seriously though, congrats, guys. You deserve it. Been there since I believe ~1-2k, and you're some of my favorite creators. Let's see that 10k jump to 100k by the time Twisted Pair actually comes out!!!

[@alexkennedy1820]

Sort of reminds me of "The Room." 1. Both female leads are named "Lisa." 2. Both are in jobs that they want to escape. 3. Both had to shoot an unusual sex scene which looks uncomfortable. 4. Each actress was given awkward dialogue. @ 24:33 Her Mom is always "hounding" her - ha ha 5. The dialogue is odd.

[@CrystalJupiter]

OH MY GOD im so glad you did this, im getting my money's worth indeed.

[@shaide5483]

GUSTAVO ROCK VOICED ACTED ALVIN FUCKING FLANG?!?! HELL YES!!!! WHOO!!

[@alexkennedy1820]

ie @45:34 - perhaps she had hair extensions when they were filming the first part of the movie? - just a thought. @ 52:10 - Seriously? That is the most absurd thing that I have heard all day. Thanks again for the wonderful video, much appreciated.

[@thatdarnskag5043]

25:00 “Yes mother”? The guy might be Mike Pence. Edit: Holy shit I hadn’t gotten to the child President part yet! 😂😂😂

[@arnoldmanuel3311]

Why do terrible directors like to name their female leads Lisa?

[@Jonny-xq5cb]

hi doggie

[@tabeechey]

I have a theory that there is this enchanting, emotionally scarring woman named Lisa who has been in the lives of all of the great/ terrible directors.

[@tabeechey]

PS I want a movie about the life of Lisa, where Neil Breen, Tommy Wiseau, and a few other nightmare directors are in love with her. They fight over her. She continuously sleeps with a bunch of other people, and her cheating psychologically destroys them. They cope with horrible cinematography, and main characters named Lisa/ Leah.

[@alexkennedy1820]

@@Jonny-xq5cb Jonny, I didn't know it was you. You're tearing me apart.

[@madizzle90]

"Hi, babe"

[@BunnyThing27]

Keep up the good work breenius people! Thanks very much btw.. Now I can't get the Ducktales theme out of my head :D

[@ges4934]

Thanks for the new video.. as always I'm dealing with a lot of shit but you guys brighten my day and it means a lot to me to have these videos to turn to. I hope you keep going for a while ♡

[@Edax_Royeaux]

Ralphthemoviemaker has found the voice actor of Alvin Flang and interviewed him. It's on his channel right now.

[@utterlyumbral3694]

Remember to give this movie a perfect rating on IMDB! That way you please our local Ralph. I'm just going to patiently keep going, you should watch The Last Vampire on Earth. I think it was recently put on Prime, so you have no excuse! Teeth and The Covenant are also good choices.

[@pokeygorilla9368]

Kyle I have no idea how you thought this was Bad bad. I would honestly put this up there with any of the best bad movies I've seen. Birdemic, Samurai Cop, Miami Connection, and yes even The Room. I laughed till I cried watching this

[@FormerlyMatthewC]

I didn't even know how much I wanted this review. Ralph did a good job (especially what his fans did with IMDb), but I know that you guys can do a great review of this movie.

[@jonos18]

Ayyy thanks for doin this lads appreciate ya

[@lookingforlove839]

Wow, Ralph interviewed the guy who played Alvin flang

[@thatannacat6051]

YA PIZZA FACED CINDERBLOCK

[@davidwardrop9214]

SHEBANG! I loved that.

[@DrunkSlamurai]

Bruuuh that pool scene had me DYIN

[@weirdguy1495]

I always think of this movie as the reverse of The Shape of Water.

[@dragonmaster613]

Thankfully this ain't a M Night movie.

[@japanesemyth]

@@dragonmaster613 shape of water wasn't m night, that was del toro. Are you thinking lady in the water? That's one crossover I'd pay to see lol.

[@SCARFACE9511]

Maybe if I become an actor, I'll find my true love in a filming studio too! :D

[@veronicadar1382]

It feels like it was made to be a dramatic romance, but someone editing went "this will be better as a comedy" so they added the dog voice over. That would also explain the fart noises.

[@Howlingd0g]

Going on the name alone, this seems relevant to my interests.

[@MattNicky]

Howlin' Dog Name checks out.

[@Howlingd0g]

SirMrMe First time someone’s gone with name over pfp.

[@MattNicky]

Howlin' Dog Reddit has taught me well.

[@liesalllies]

I'm going to have the duck tales theme song in my head all weekend thanks boys.

[@DreFromMaine8472]

This review has one of the funniest beginnings you guys have ever done, hahaha!

[@derek_dickerson]

Love the added score!

[@ReasonableRam]

First second in and the intro already had me laughing.

[@Zcumgod]

I love that about 30 of the most recent comments are just people saying the same thing. I adore it.

[@ДаниилБаранов-з8в]

First four seconds really set the tone of the video

[@adrienfourniercom]

Lars Van Trier makes romantic comedy now. You've got the thing, man.