The Sketch Show UK - S01 E05 - Original Broadcast Version

These are the full episode which were broadcast on ITV in 2001 and not the chopped-up version from the Australian DVD which are already on KZbin. The include a lot of sketches that were cut due to music copyright issues, such as the DJ Slam Championships and the Glenn Miller police car...

[@AlexE5250]

If you are looking for a specific sketch, the following sketches are in this episode: S1E5 1. Stunt dummy 2. Uncomfortable contact lenses 3. Swim cap 4. Trumpeter’s mustache 5. Women’s boxing interview 6. Mathematics joke 7. Phone box stalker 8. Christmas nativity director 9. Swim goggles 10. Tooth fairy 11. Window cleaning schedule 12. Tennis nightmare 13. Salt superstition 14. Violinist’s tuxedo 15. “I think I’m small for my age” 16. Spilled wine 17. Swim jet ski 18. Wrestler argument 19. Sign language interpreter 20. No olives 21. The sugar girls hospital visit 22. Film class 23. Airport security: I can’t believe it’s not butter 24. Blood sample 25. Marker mustache 26. Conference call in a phone box 27. Gang lingo 28. Flautist’s arm 29. Shark attack safety

[@Karlito77751]

Wat the , for fuck sake

[@georgesaddington1274]

The boxing interview was Joey Bartons inner thoughts coming out 😂

[@xfilesfan01]

4:00 "I'm calling from inside your house, I'm upstairs." Karen: "This is a phone box." Too bad the caller didn't contact the Doctor! 😅

[@stellafraser8351]

That wrestling sketch.....🤣🤣😂😂

[@moonwolf128]

Lee and Tim such a` great double act

[@budle89]

They could've just talked in Aussie accent about responding to attacks from different kinds of source the whole show and I'd laugh the whole 22 minutes of it.

[@budle89]

I remember that costume in Lee's autobiography!!!

[@sillygostly]

In the recurring music sketches with Tim, the music was completely different in all three instances in the Australian (and perhaps international) broadcasts. The footage is identical though.

[@Karlito77751]

Thanks, I’ll sleep better knowing that

[@wellofbeersheba]

20:23 They say our Australian accent is actually difficult to do...

[@mindrolling24]

I thought they might be doing a NZ accent because they often say ‘ay’ at the end of sentences.

[@eeejaybee3137]

naahhh maaate they nailed it ay

[@Sajjad.A]

22:35 "You steal his costume…" Sorry, I couldn't understand what said there after costume.

[@richardtickler8555]

@@eeejaybee3137 asked me if it should translate your comment to English

[@kyle-bq2zd]

@@Sajjad.A He said "You steal his custard pies."

[@clemensgraetz]

I like that this has been uploaded in 480p... Makes it watchable on modern smartphones. Thank you!

[@charliepotatoes66]

don't blame the tech available in 2001 to your rubbish phone.

[@steveo7165]

9.43 The Wrestlers 😁😁

[@user-ph1wf4gi3f]

Is he putting on an Australian or New Zealand accent in the last skit. I think it's swapping between the two

[@lauriewhittle5877]

Tim vine won best one liner at Edinburgh fringe festival

[@stevewalters2739]

Twice 😂

[@denniscarew3637]

lol

[@TheKaiTetley]

Dennis Carew. That is the general idea.

[@EccentricGentelman]

8:19 I've heard other people use the scale of the universe as a way to help us over our problems. But my problem is I feel I'm insignificant.

[@harrytyrrell2124]

11:39 11:44 12:09 😂😂😂😂

[@NeonblueIndustries]

I seem to remember a sketch where Karen Taylor played a "Sex Addict" at a Sex addicts Anonymous meeting.... Didn't see on ANY of the youtube clips. Can anyone help?

[@jmbootz]

Was that from Touch Me, I'm Karen Taylor?

[@charliepotatoes66]

you filthy pervert! anyone? anyone help?

[@unknownuser8454]

18:15 anyone understand what they say?

[@-Gorbi-]

Tavares jokes are a hang glider to Lee’s jet plane

[@rashomonsan]

I can't believe I've only just learnt it's 'hang' and not 'hand'. 🤦

[@olliefoxx7165]

@@rashomonsan LOL. Either one works though. They do hold on to the glider with their hands while they hang.

[@greensahuaro2834]

Even the music is loony tunny!

[@frankbrodie5168]

If Ronnie and Karen ever came to my hospital bedside when I was comatose, there would be one particular part of me waking up fosho.

[@johnnykennedy4669]

Good grief, that show was awful 🙄🙄

[@Karlito77751]

Take tavare out replace him with a plank of wood, perfecto

[@azaz4216]

I'm Aussie and even I hate the Aussie accent