(kinda) Tall Girl Watches *TALL GIRL*

[@beepboop4937]

"i'm a high school junior wearing size 13 nikes" "kim, there are people that are dying"

[@gabbyxoxox]

Deadass🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LadyJuse]

*_MEN'S_* Size 13 Nikes!

[@HydraSpectre1138]

My online friend wore even bigger shoes when he was 11 since he was 6’6” already. He’s now 7’8.5”.

[@ricktian8239]

i'm dying with laughter

[@yapyappy]

@@LadyJuse AHH I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT

[@annaparr9218]

“ you’re the tall girl, not the pretty girl” Models: Am I just a joke to you?

[@VicenteTorresAliasVits]

What's more ironic is that the actress who plays Jodi also works as a model.

[@omniomelet1472]

Anna Parr I don’t think Kimmy has ever heard of zendaya.

[@stxrry6054]

*cough* *cough* kendall jenner

[@mrtomatosheri95]

@@VicenteTorresAliasVits sorry for being late for 3 months but for real?

[@VicenteTorresAliasVits]

@@mrtomatosheri95 Yes, that's her profession. Look her up.

[@paityn5198]

At the dance scene, she’s dressed like a founding father

[@gaitherbaby2008]

paityn edwards THIS COMMENT IS A1!! Lol

[@zaba.4656]

more like a flight attendant

[@crimsoncloud8620]

The founding father of tall girls

[@aaliyahansari5784]

i mean she did say that she likes musicals..

[@ilovechicken4658]

paityn edwards LMAOO

[@star-ol6zu]

if someone asks you “hows the weather up there?” say it’s raining and then spit on them

[@Rybread973]

Lol will do

[@minoru8391]

Why is this so clever

[@frqnkenst13n4x7]

lol

[@sophiia1572]

wait why is this so good tho

[@ohhmangos]

OMFG- TES

[@monkeyming5545]

I love how she’s like “My life sucks because I’m super tall” meanwhile her sister has a whole health condition

[@evakaye5897]

And her buddy is a short guy with celiac disease. Pretty much everyone around her has bigger problems than her.

[@victoriapeay3019]

People are dying Jodi....

[@bs4e]

LMAOO

[@neegas3490]

@@victoriapeay3019 🥰

[@girlsniteout]

Her best friend is black

[@sadiefaith6337]

“i’m so much more than a tall girl” *BUT ARE YOUUUU*

[@ChandraBabyface]

sadie faith right 😂😂😂😂

[@tochiiii]

😂😂😂

[@whoiscait]

you’re telling me nobody in this school is over 6”1

[@isabelhoch3713]

True shit I went to middle school with a girl who was 6’ and there was a guy in my grade who was around 6’5”

[@justariane3241]

I know right like it's high school so there's a possibility of having a guy who's 6'1

[@darthslayder6904]

I swear everyone is that highschool must be around 3.5 feet tall

[@sophiaconner270]

I mean not even the people on the BASKETBALL TEAM!! Like she is not a tall girl she just goes to a short school

[@isurehopeitdoes]

6'1... And a half (really important detail) 🥴

[@aria-xw8ce]

WHY'D SHE GO TO PROM AS A HAMILTON CHARACTER

[@katagenesis]

LMAO SHE DID THOUGH

[@Audrey.May16]

I see that but as Lin walking up in that outfit “PARDON ME ARE YOU AARON BURR, sir?”

[@chloeblumke6676]

OMG BYEE

[@dumpsterhag]

It's very rude to insult the Hamilton costumes like that 😂

[@millie3milk808]

She’s not throwing away her shot🧍🏻‍♀️

[@ElsaMCheek]

Character personalities: Jodi: tall Stig: tall Jack: short and gluten free Harper: allergies Liz: gluten free Fareeda: short

[@jalenstoryarts9865]

Elsa Amen

[@im_an_oyster]

* Fareeda: nOt LIkE oThEr gIRLs 🌻

[@amy9215]

Nah, Fareeda was like the best character. She was a good friend that did her best to help Jodi with her confidence. Harper was ambitious and a good sister that was willing to help Jodi with her confidence.

[@amy9215]

@Daria Cobb exactly, I was gonna say that as well!

[@eliseis8959]

Hotel: trivago

[@jennamarie618]

she really looked like a whole founding father in that suit

[@toluo7198]

💀💀😂😂😂😭😭

[@charshepherd1384]

💀💀

[@nayeonswife6994]

STOP 😂😂😂

[@rapturals]

JJKAHUOJIOAJIUHAIUAUI

[@teyganmanning9740]

Lmaoo

[@lj3622]

"Oh my God she took her ponytail out, _daaaaamn_ ." every goddamn makeover scene in a movie ever

[@haileymattsen2221]

Lian Otero *the guy from cloudy with a chance of meatballs*

[@violetashton1639]

Except Princess Diaries, that’s the only good solid makeover-scene

[@alana1081]

She’s all that

[@ky.rohann]

Ok I’m sorry but I didn’t really like the tuxedo on Jodi 🥴

[@ky.rohann]

Violet Ashton seriously 😂

[@savannahmurray8909]

Main character is tall, skinny, blonde, tan, beautiful and the most bullied person in school Sounds about right

[@sock5164]

Savannah Murray And also rich

[@bobotrone]

And heterosexual

[@tosinakin2508]

A disrespect to every POC, LGBTQ+ community member, and non-majority religion member at every high school in the entirety of the world.

[@higley5821]

@@tosinakin2508 Litterally being tall isn’t even a bad thing, lots of ppl want to be tall.

[@thelambsauce1701]

@@higley5821 exactly u can be a model or a basketball player if ur tall and wanna go into that field

[@itsclara2710]

Tall, blond, thin, white, rich... yeah, what a hard life sis stay strong

[@margaritam.9118]

Clara Lana Has no illnesses unlike her sister, straight. Poor child :(

[@awkwardorangedrawz5914]

They could've at least made Jody younger... I mean that what kind of help... OR they could have made Jodi a boy and instead of her being "super tall" they should make her really short... Like child-sized. And honestly... How can you feel bad for a tall, white, rich girl with no personality?

[@kb-ey2vc]

@@awkwardorangedrawz5914 ikr I would have cared about her more if she had a personality like maybe she liked drawing or something but no and she's rich and has no problem other than people supposedly telling her stuff NOBODY SAYS

[@awkwardorangedrawz5914]

@@kb-ey2vc yeah! 😂

[@marilyntchatch6801]

Clara Lana she was actually really bullied in real life for being to skinny, she was in dance moms

[@avery2672]

if you haven’t noticed, im tall, im a tall girl, i don’t fit in and i don’t wanna fit in

[@yulianagalindo2200]

this made my day

[@chloealexis593]

“I’m weird, im a weirdo. I don’t fit in... and i don’t wanna fit in.”

[@pamcuellar]

yuliana :0 HAHAHAHHA YASSS!

[@GhizlainLorbertIMamac]

Yoww HAHAHHA

[@mary-kategillam9758]

LMAOO YASSS

[@emslikealways2523]

The movie directors: we're gonna make this movie SO unpredictable Trin: literally predicts the ENTIRE plot in like 2 minutes😂😂

[@floridababe05248]

Ems like always my sister showed me the trailer and I predicted the ending before the movie was released. It would have been a little surprising if she didn’t end up with anyone

[@leilanyvelez4861]

Nicole Wesley f

[@karinabustamante8103]

When that girl said “this is me” and you burst into a greatest showman song, I immediately started singing “this is real, this me, I’m exactly where I’m supposed to be” and idk what that says about us

[@m.josena4485]

I did that tooo

[@nickiyyo]

And I sang the song from camp rock...

[@lynnskata]

Clara the song in the comment is the camp rock song

[@shanzay8719]

gonna let the light SHINE On MeEEeE

[@brianelson1481]

NoW i KnOw WhO i Am!

[@megankarow2328]

“men’s size 13 nikes” has the same energy as “the epic highs and lows of high school football”

[@marianacampelo1265]

Honestly i was waiting for the tall girl's "i'm a weirdo" speech

[@megankarow2328]

Mariana Campêlo “i’m tall. i’m a tall girl.”

[@rachelamber8311]

@@megankarow2328 "I don't fit in and I don't wanna fit in..."

[@marianacampelo1265]

@@rachelamber8311 "In case you haven't notice, i'm tall. I'm super tall. Have you ever saw me without those stupid size 13 nikes? I'm tall!"

[@mariamghaniii]

WTF SO TRUE- I HAD TO HELP SUPPORT MYSELF BY SELLING DRUGS AT NINE YEARS OLD ARCHIE: YOU CANT BEAT THE EPIC HIGHS AND LOWS OF HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL EVERYONE: TF

[@ariscari]

Deep Voice Girl: coming to Netflix 2020

[@dickerson4701]

ariscari need more likes

[@leefox00]

Me..? Ive been confused for a boy so many times lol

[@millie3milk808]

ariscari 💀💀

[@dacianun9155]

They need to make one broooo I sound like a man💀💀 but at this point I done care

[@saggivenus]

same

[@angelaestrella6957]

She and Sierra burgess are the most unlikeable protagonists ever 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@ianmeadows6941]

angela estrella Netflix just as a joke should have them team up in a movie, everybody would hate it 😂😂😂

[@icanbewhoeverright5118]

They would be great friends tho

[@sara9626]

Don't forget about Tori from Victorious

[@Dirtbike-k2x]

@@sara9626. yes .

[@fatimadanish3606]

And Patty from insationable or whatever it's called

[@dhb9475]

She ain’t even that tall everyone in the cast is like 5’5

[@oomphdooph]

D HB if she’s not that tall I must be a midget

[@dhb9475]

Oomph Dooph lol

[@ahanagupta8199]

@@oomphdooph same i'm 5"2 😭

[@thatoneweirdkidthatyoudisl6723]

sabrina is 5'0

[@iloveseeingtheworldburn4035]

6'1 is not tall enough to make a whole movie about. at least make it 6'8 because thats tall

[@jazzsoria363]

Jodie's prom outfit looks like something out of hunger games

[@Minallys]

DAMONNNN ON YOUR PROFILE PIC

[@user-du2dq8li7k]

hunger games outfits were better ngl

[@searcyshenanigans2857]

lmao I gasped when I saw how ugly it was

[@geminireacts9597]

IM DEAD😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@geminireacts9597]

@@searcyshenanigans2857 ikr I just cringed and was like, come on self it's not that bad😂🥴

[@jjohnson1791]

i like how they just made everyone else shorter so she looks like she’s 7’9 or something

[@wilddaisyprincess]

Shes pretty tall IRL though, I thought maybe it was like an affect but she’s like 6’2” or something lol. Tall for a woman but not Amazonian hahaha.

[@matthewwarren1922]

She is 6’1

[@Astr0_Man]

They mention her height once. I can remember it. Mention her name so many times. I can't remember it for shit lel.

[@user-nt6pl5xo9y]

Matthew warren and a half💀

[@maxramirez18]

LilCatMiner in a real high school thats pretty average

[@elyset5072]

WHO LET HER GO TO PROM LOOKING LIKE THAT I CANT BREATHE

[@alli2448]

😂😂😂

[@mikkat8613]

Fr

[@rositaramirez8837]

@@dannicavinsant717 and she's rich too. so wth😂😭

[@xoxogarden2452]

girl had a flight to catch

[@00AgentKrabie]

nct is the grass to my mark To where, The Composers convention?

[@diyab1056]

True the outfit is hideous. She could've worn a dress like Taylor Swift coz she said she wanted to be like Taylor Swift or whatever.

[@dealwithit7463]

Agreed. Like Taylor is also 6 ish feet

[@silkyslleep6427]

"I wear size 13 Nikes, in mens, beat that" "PEOPLE ARE DYING KIM!"

[@halaligudu9271]

Thank you for this comment

[@idfcatalltbfh2847]

Meanwhile I couldn’t go a day without someone telling me to go kms or my rapist touching me in the halls

[@rerorero6493]

@@idfcatalltbfh2847 Hannah? Is that you?

[@elayasiriner4599]

i have cancer

[@givemeattention4163]

I should have stayed in bed my best friend is 5'4 and she's like an 11 in men's nikes

[@Chanifist]

Sis went to the prom dressed like a flight attendant I’m- 💀

[@rebecca_lynne]

finally someone else said ittt, I thought I was the only one lmao

[@MrCloverProductions]

Honey that was homecoming

[@jolp9799]

how could you say something so controversial yet so brave

[@bubbles4897]

I’ve seen flight attendant outfits better than that

[@pixie4536]

😂😂

[@cornboyoli]

they went too crazy with sierra burgess's character so they couldnt take any chances with jodie

[@skylerricketts7392]

XD dead

[@uncletea5632]

💀

[@karmic8403]

Omg who’s Jodie, I only know Yodie

[@lowkeythemself]

90% of the videos about tall girl I've seen always talk about how the movie should've been either: 1. About Sabrina Carpenter in the modelling competition 2. Stig and Dunkerman falling in love. And I wholeheartedly agree.

[@mikeyjamieson4715]

Or Sabrina being a pageant queen assassin.

[@ethanbrown6188]

@@mikeyjamieson4715 so replace Debby Ryan with sabrina carpenter in insatiable

[@justcallmeteacup4711]

This movie could've been salvaged if it became a sister bonding movie where Sabrina Carpenter trains Jodi to do pageantry and gain confidence in her height and herself. Cut out the stupid tall jokes and just make her like regular insecure and bullied. Her pageant talent is singing which she comes up with after singing with Stig. Bonus points if she wins in a Taylor Swift-esque gown to live out her childhood goal

[@melit.]

100% agree with all of this

[@reillypaintsfrogs]

my roommate said “her problem is that she looks like a horse girl, not that she’s tall”

[@ano3009]

thats a whole mood

[@AryaBeltaine]

its the ponytail like sis. curl ur hair. wear something other than a crewneck tee. u got this

[@moogi3105]

@@ano3009 Bruh she looks like a janitor

[@alli9410]

oop

[@ceftomapothelyamburcsvlafr2734]

She kinda looks like Alyssa Trahan, except for their eyes tho.

[@teddypattinson5772]

Yeah she’s 6”1 and wears size 13 Nikes BUT does she know the trials and tribulations? THE HIGHS AND LOWS of High School football????

[@rxrx3397]

love that Riverdale reference 😂😂😂

[@viviannguyen5403]

She definitely knows the highs

[@WilliamsPinch]

😂😂😂 she definitely knows. She’s the quarterback.

[@margz408]

HAHAHA NO

[@evieha9672]

Men’s size 13 Nike’s*

[@ashlinggrace4744]

They really dressed her up like Troy Bolton in high school musical 3

[@awesomeallyse]

I actually screamed at this comment

[@yukikanegawa7470]

But like a Wal-Mart version

[@nicolewilliams5438]

Lmfaooooo why is this soooooooo accurate

[@00AgentKrabie]

This tux is too baggy, too tight, it makes me look weird.

[@pink-sheep-sorcerer]

THIS TUX IS BAGGY TOO TIGHT *IT MAKES ME LOOK WEIRD*

[@newta5208]

Side note as to why this movie is so bad: you're telling me that this Jack dude isn't popular? He's cute AF inside and out, has at least a little personality (as opposed to everyone else in this movie), and is really sweet and supportive of his best friend (even tho she treats him terribly)?! Like excuse me, everyone would be fawning over him.

[@zodiac6669]

I know If i went to the same school as him and even sat next to him in a class I would die of hardcore crush symptoms

[@orchidsarepretty1422]

Exactly! Like this is school is messed up😂 most guys at my school who are in 9th grade are almost 6 feet like this is so unrealistic 🤣. It only feels tall to me because I’m 1.6 meters (5”3)

[@anxiousdumpling5041]

They probably don’t like him because carries a milk crate everywhere and hangs out with Jodi - _and sHe’S tALL sO thAT’S uNAcCePTabLe in this universe_ 🙃

[@justcallmeteacup4711]

That kid would've been the most popular and sought after guy at my high school lol

[@natisfreezing]

Nah dude straight up harasses her asking her day in and day to go out even know she says no but just continues to basically stalking her by knowing every detail he can about her until she just gives in to him lmao

[@ella-ef1fb]

this girl at my school is deadass 7ft tall.. she’s never complained

[@amiera1233]

ella kearney my friend is 5’11, 2 inches under Jodie’s height, and no one has never even treated her like Jodie lmao

[@tristenjames2065]

ella kearney period.

[@aliceisaperson]

I knew a girl in school who was over 6 ft. Tall by the end of 5th grade. She never got made fun of and actually had a ton of friends

[@sailorcandy6633]

I know this 5’ 11 girl. Now she doesn’t get made fun of, but she hates being tall. This might change because her reasons are shallow, can’t date boys taller than me etc, but right now, she wants to be short.

[@bribarksdale5467]

if i was 7ft tall i would become a d1 athlete and make a ton of money who cares if you get made fun of just step on them

[@Mar-xs3hg]

Imagine being: Conventionally pretty Have clear skin Being model tall Have rich parents Sing well Have like 3 guys interested in you But you wear size 13 Nike’s, poor Jody

[@spectra3295]

Mariana boys Nikes

[@scarlettaltamirano3702]

I can only imagine

[@grosebud4721]

Mariana SEE I-

[@00AgentKrabie]

@@spectra3295 Ehm,MeNs SiZe 13 NiKE's,to be more specific.

[@grumzley]

Mariana .

[@heykaylc23]

"She is nothing. They just forgot to write her character." So true and I'm not sure how they even have a movie without having the main character really nailed down and developed. I have to know every facet of my characters before I start writing.

[@noelleirina5628]

Main characters often aren't developed and interesting enough.

[@jonahsmith2543]

"If this was a gay coming of age story, this would be the point where the closeted gay takes a 'how to tell if you're gay' quizz of buzzfeed" THE ACCURACY THO

[@dealwithit7463]

Im bisexual and i feel so called out rn

[@mae5560]

heartstopper who

[@kashkari999]

sis went to prom looking like she came out of a nba conference room 💀

[@ilovechicken4658]

Ariya Rauf ONG😭😂

[@overcoffeee]

crying 💀😂😂

[@nneoma6976]

🤣🤣

[@amysalvati6572]

Ariya Rauf IM CRYING

[@woldydalo2343]

Ariya Rauf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@2doot]

"I don't see a talk gorl. I see... A gorl." You know who said that? Gru.

[@Lucya1129]

2D's blue-ty shorts I like your pfp 🕺

[@bilbrr]

This was a nice comment I laughed out loud

[@wlammy4ever]

I felt that 😭

[@AiyaJ]

Almost choked on my goldfish 😂😂😂

[@dekusyeezyoctobers38]

2D's blue-ty shorts I love this comment. 🤣

[@rea_keebz]

"men's size 13 nike's" dude some people can't even afford nike's this movie is madness

[@susanq6030]

Y'all realize this is a comedy right

[@nxLy3]

@@susanq6030 it's not doing a very good job at it

[@Astr0_Man]

@@nxLy3 ikr . . . Well i guess it's so cringy its funny???

[@supermutantsam1160]

@Susan Q The movie pretty clearly takes the actual subject matter with sincerity Like the message of the movie isn't "lol look at this rich white girl desperately trying to feel marginalized" and it literally ends with an inspirational speech about loving yourself and not caring what other people think so the movie clearly doesn't consider the actual message a joke

[@tawnypelt1360]

Rea Keebz “you think your life his hard? I wear size 13 nikes. *men’s* size 13 nikes.” Random kid: “my education has been stolen to make your shoes”

[@EmilyT2005]

Jodi: *starts a speech about being tall and how it's not her only personality trait (which it actually is, lets be honest)* Literally everyone else who just wants to dance: 👁👄👁

[@Xehanort10]

That line had to have been the writers going "Shit we haven't given her any personality or character expect "tall." So let's have her pretentiously talk about how it's not all there is to her and pretend that means there's more to her character and hope nobody notices."

[@nayalydejesus8806]

Lmao, they should've been like: "clap if you care"

[@yoonglesloml4382]

and why did she even get to have a speech in the first place? who allowed that TT isn't the spring queen thingie supposed to make a speech? that was literally so random like anyone could walk up there and rant about their lives (no one cares about i must add)

[@Scargann]

This movie reminds me of that thing where Kim loses her diamond erring in the ocean

[@jaceenash2776]

Quirk Maniac this comment deserves more likes!😂❤️

[@flubblub]

Quirk Maniac “Kim people are dying”

[@rubyevelyn5338]

Quirk Maniac this comment actually made me have a laughing fit for 5 mins

[@millie3milk808]

Quirk Maniac 😂😂

[@quinnwood2711]

NAHAHAHAHA

[@amiyacunningham7925]

Nobody: Not a soul: Trin: This town ain’t high enough for two tall girls.

[@ashleighbradley7484]

*all bones crack*

[@God-jx5og]

Trin’s bones: 💥🦴

[@nachgeben]

Gotta love overused memes.

[@00AgentKrabie]

Well, I guess the town is high enough for only Jody!

[@00AgentKrabie]

@@ashleighbradley7484 I swear, I thought I only heard her knee crack, but yeah, ok, sure, all bones.

[@Wandasluvr]

It's funny how they casted a non-swedish person as a swede and made him talk some bad swedish

[@Wandasluvr]

I haven't even seen the movie but like I've seen that scene n like It was pretty hilarious

[@Wandasluvr]

The accent wasn't swedish so it was hilarious and I'm sure they're plenty of swedish actors that could've done it instead

[@ErraticMastermind]

The only good thing about his character was that his voice made me laugh so much. 😂

[@xxlostinmusic]

the accent sounded irish lmao

[@cassidyk1647]

My guy is from Wisconsin. FUCKING WISCONSIN 😂

[@tyrettacojolo4723]

lmao is it just me or does every new netflix teen romance require a “sassy” black friend? Perfect Date, Sierra Burgess, To All the Boys, Tall Girl, etc. Like the only except was Kissing Booth but that movie was just ass.

[@LoloWildflower]

tyretta cojolo kissing booth was ass bc it didn’t have that “sassy” black friend to put them down a few notches

[@markleypeters6262]

Wait tatbilb didn’t but yea I agree

[@tosinakin2508]

Yep, and that's not even new. It's just the obligatory "black friend," you know, for diversity 🤷🏿😒

[@mixedberrysorbet2868]

@@markleypeters6262 yeah it did not her best friend but the one guy she wrote a love letter to who turned out to be gay?

[@yulianagalindo2200]

@@markleypeters6262 lucas james

[@bensolomon5064]

Random Person: *gets diagnosed with cancer* Tall Girl: “YOu THink yOUR liFe is Hard...?”

[@escapehell7217]

*men size 13 nikes* People suffering from illnesses : ...

[@emiesart]

this sent me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Christian-rl6wf]

you stole this from tiktok

[@bensolomon5064]

Christian Bro I dont even have TikTok. 😂

[@cheesy_yeety]

Hahah

[@moniiisgashiii5804]

*No one:* *Not a single soul:* *Tall Girl: “yOu tHiNk yOuR liFe iS hArD, wElL I wEaR siZe 13 nIkEs, MENS, SIZE 13 NIKES!!”* *Deaf Girl: “?”* *Tall Girl: *Uses sign language** *Deaf Girl: *:O**

[@margaritam.9118]

Glassy Sazzy Deaf girl: [ stops being deaf out of respect for struggling tall blonde chicks] Humanity: [recovers from all diseased possible to not seem like a snowflake next to the Tall Girl]

[@lindseyhurcomb1310]

as a deaf girl i approve this message

[@00AgentKrabie]

@@thefrankstank3404 Well,she's looking at it, not hearing it.

[@moniiisgashiii5804]

And then “Tall Girl” became a hero 👩🏼‍💼👸🏼

[@00AgentKrabie]

@@moniiisgashiii5804 Oh so now she's a Hero Tall Girl.

[@sammywebster994]

"I want to sympathize with tall girl struggles" *Two minutes later* "Enough tall girl BS"

[@00AgentKrabie]

Mood!

[@jt-tq8lz]

they really said “tall” is a personality trait tho

[@MEDSZ13.08]

I know some people who being tall is their personality

[@googlemeets9672]

@@MEDSZ13.08 that is men

[@ryanmeneo6301]

Jodi is so unappreciative of her height. Jenna marbles would kill for that height

[@Destiny-nz5yg]

How tall is Jenna??

[@tinytuni777]

@@Destiny-nz5yg kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZqOao3aZhrOKaNE kzbin.info/www/bejne/onzagIFrf8h0rJI You're welcome for the backstory 😂

[@gissellagarcia3351]

"I WANNA BE TALL"

[@jadalynn4970]

being tall suck honestly 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@rk78091]

Seven inches taller

[@Emilyh-bo5bd]

No one ever: Writers: *lets make every teen relationship a dare*

[@aaliyahgriffin781]

Emily h 😂😂😂😂

[@januarywynter6632]

💀💀💀💀

[@jess-on8zt]

after tingz 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

[@stirfry3018]

i’m so salty they totally copied after

[@Emilyh-bo5bd]

Stir Fry pretty much. I think 10 things i hate about you with heath ledger was the original but I doubt it at this point lmao

[@Valentina-kq9qk]

She's only 6'1! You can't tell me there is not ONE guy who is over 6 feet tall at her school. 6'1 is not that tall

[@Rebe8d89AH]

They even say that she's taller than half the guys in school. Half!! Which means there's another half that she's shorter than 🙄🙄

[@liyah2514]

@@Rebe8d89AH right and like we NEVER see them.

[@gingersnap4483]

I had a friend in high school she was 6'1 and she didn't look like a giant she was just tall like this movie is filmed to make her look massive

[@dianejayme8299]

I know right! I would’ve understand if she’s over 6’5

[@jadytorres3403]

6'1 is tall tf maybe shes not a GIANT but whats the problem lol im 5'8 and a lot of ppl annoy me and make fun of me for it bcuz im only 14 i find it to be not a big deal at all but pll be dramatic and stupid which is wack.

[@camtheunicorpse2217]

I feel like they could’ve focused more on feminist and the idea of how maybe she doesn’t feel attractive and “womanly” bc she’s so tall she’s viewed as masculine idk I feel like they could give more depth to why she hates being tall then just “how’s the weather up there” jokes

[@arkhamasylum8972]

I don't think they wanted to get too political.

[@Person-oe7li]

@@arkhamasylum8972 yeah but it would’ve made for a way better movie

[@nottodayimbusy7146]

@@Person-oe7li no it wouldn't have been

[@Person-oe7li]

@@nottodayimbusy7146 yes it would... guys struggle more with insecurities about height.

[@nottodayimbusy7146]

@@Person-oe7li that's not true most guy's just deal with it in my 30 years being alive I've rarely ever heard a guy complain about his height btw I'm 5'6 and I have never been insecure about my height

[@dannafitz1049]

“it’s not a tall gorl. just a gorl.” didn’t know the love interest was gru

[@lluviaisadora9325]

dirty dan I thought I was the only one that noticed that😂😂

[@yexazabala2908]

I mean... Gru dated a tall girl...

[@aleandra3945]

"Do you even know who you are, cause you don’t have a personality" DAMN THE MEAN CHEERLEADER POP OUT

[@00AgentKrabie]

Damn, I’m shooketh. You savage!

[@FireLadyAzula]

Trin: shes 16 she should have her license! Me, almost 19 and can't drive: *pAnic*

[@ijustwannacomment2179]

Relatable panicking

[@liampatrick3110]

I'm 23 and even I don't have my license yet.

[@rayans6875]

Of course you can’t drive you’re a RM stan 😂

[@samthelion3925]

*Cries in relatable stupidness.*

[@gabbieguthman5587]

ME TOO

[@mocho8145]

Trin made more tall jokes than the movie did 💀

[@taypo13]

As a “tall girl” I cannot with this movie. Also did a single person ask her if she plays basketball? Followed by, volleyball?

[@rachelnichonchuir617]

Same bitch, I am fifteen and 6 ft tall and honestly this film could’ve been great and actually showed how being tall can be shit sometimes but nah she had to go and fall in love with a guy who carries a milk crate who gave her DRAG QUEEN HIGH HEELS MADE FOR MENNN!!!!! Literally if someone gave me men high heels as I gift I would be so insulted. I have big feet but I’m still able to find shoes that fit me without going to the men’s section aghhhhhhh

[@noah60065]

@@rachelnichonchuir617 well tbh I get my shoes from drag stores bc I wear a 14 1/2 men's so.... drag stores aren't bad

[@zyo_kii]

i felt this and then when you say no they’re like “oh...what a waste”

[@avery2672]

i could never love a comment more

[@avery2672]

i’m not even that tall (5’7 at 12) but people ask me that so *much*

[@aminapage3099]

“I’m so much more than a tall girl” Trin- “BUT ARE YOU?!?!”

[@00AgentKrabie]

Jody: I’m so much more than a tall girl Me: Then who are you?

[@lola.8421]

no one: literally no one: trin: “youre not *glee character*”

[@rellimeelrahc]

Jodi could’ve been a really interesting character. Like I’ve heard that the actress who plays Jodi, Ava Michelle, had a lot of trouble as a dancer because she’s far above the height of the average dancer. They could’ve used that in this movie and Jodi could’ve been a dancer who’s insecure but tries her best to succeed, despite being insecure, and then growing into herself and owning it. Also I am also 5’8” and I see you and I appreciate you.

[@ace_of_cakes]

Yes! I did ballet as a kid but had a lot of trouble because I'm just too big so I switched to tap and at one point hoped to be a Rockette, but then I grew too tall :( I'm 6'3. And that could have been a really interesting plotline

[@ms.unknown5665]

omg i think this is the girl from dance moms which abby was saying she’s not a good enough dancer as she was too tall. SHE WAS GREAT like she should’ve had a better movie plot

[@cicelyamelia]

@@ms.unknown5665 she is from dance moms but a lot of people take the ‘Ava you’re too tall for us today’ out of context - what actually happened was, Ava had competed AGAINST the ALDC with her mum’s studio, then came back for Nationals as if nothing had happened, and her mum was saying ‘give me a reason why she’s off the team’ and Abby said that she was too tall for the team as a ‘reason’. I mean, Abby said a hell of a lot of stuff that was not okay, but the tall comment was so badly taken out of context over and over again

[@jackiealberto5743]

she’s like: “i’m a tall white girl and totally NOT the beauty standard i’m so oppressed 😔”

[@elena4256]

Jackie Alberto this made me cry omggg

[@aa-zq2fr]

AND her house looks super rich like what

[@anisaa8803]

Jackie Alberto I don’t think her appearance is the current beauty standard. Maybe 20 years ago but blondes and tall girls aren’t as desired anymore. At least where I live

[@neelav6703]

And she blond and pretty

[@anisaa8803]

Rafael Acosta i think it’s changed imo. Now what people want is short “thick” girls that look more Mediterranean meaning tanned skinned, dark hair etc etc

[@treesap8911]

"They're seriously going to fall in love over a dietary restriction" 💀

[@00AgentKrabie]

I didn't get that either tbh,and I have Celiac Disease. At least make a conversation about it, now come on! I can vouch for Liz and say yeah,Glutios are not the best, but they're not that bad! Well,not saw dust bad.

[@searcyshenanigans2857]

Emily Krabill I have celiac disease too and it’s nice when people know what that is... but it isn’t the basis for romance LOL

[@amityislandchum]

Hey, it worked in Sydney White!

[@00AgentKrabie]

Searcy Shenanigans IKR, it just isn’t! It just doesn't make any sense. Seriously, just why?

[@treesap8911]

@@amityislandchum You know what, your right! I totally forgot about that

[@sterylmeep3388]

Stig and Jack getting together would honestly make the movie so much more entertaining.

[@calliecocritter9247]

Why was I actually thinking they would get together, lmaaoo.

[@hwanghyemin5936]

Trin at 4:03 : "can I make a guess on what's gonna happen?" *Proceeds to narrate the actual plot AHAHAHAH I HONESTLY CAN'T

[@peachyprom4452]

Dylan and Trin uploading commentary’s on Tall girl today *chiefs kiss*

[@kaileycalvo1393]

Peachy Prom MY EXACT THOUGHT

[@tanakamaria4702]

Peachy Prom balanced as all things should be

[@deborajagielska0097]

kinda freaky to me tbh

[@boob2307]

Who’s Dylan I wanna watch his video now ...

[@peachyprom4452]

thotmode It’s Dylan is in trouble he’s another commentary KZbinr like Trin

[@yenarinaaa]

Jody: gets into a really cute dress it's not me. Me: And that hideous blue tux with the ruffled collar is?

[@kat4190]

apparently looking like a founding father is more her

[@00AgentKrabie]

Well, she did say that she loves musicals. She wants to look like a composer.

[@emmaseekins9214]

she reminded me of a flight attendant lol😂

[@alaynamoody7538]

her outfit said “colonial boy ready to serve.”

[@StrawberryFeildsforNever]

JUST_ SUMOREO guess so

[@user-mh7db7ei1s]

I’m 6”1 and this movie is so inaccurate when it comes to the Tall Struggle: they didn’t show her shopping for jeans and not finding a single pair below $85 that were long enough and not a single person bothered her about joining volleyball/basketball.

[@deftonnnes]

??? rightt and nobody says "how's the weather up there"

[@Astr0_Man]

Tbh I hated shopping for jeans as a kid bc they fit my waste but my legs were way too short. So I always walked around w/ my jeans cut or rolled up

[@deftonnnes]

Jakku Chan same lol like it would fit my waist/hips but they were too long so i had to cuff them or pull them up and it looked yikes-

[@LunaLuminary]

And also having having to choose between having waist that doesn't fit but with the correct length or having a fitted waist but being way too short. I'm not 6"1 tho. I'm only 5"9.

[@LunaLuminary]

@@deftonnnes oh i have the opposite issue lol

[@AM-kb9cz]

I laughed so hard at the "what if her father was like 'JODIE how's the weather up there?'" remark. I don't even know why I found it that funny. But here I am.

[@lizziebillen6021]

Jodie: *says one word* Trin: omg shut up u are so boring u have no character

[@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321]

Trin is right and should say it

[@robinantivar9223]

I mean it’s true

[@yyxshy]

i love how the movie tried to make us sad for jodie because she's tall despite the fact that she's white, blonde, rich, and is being chased by a bunch of boys.

[@mimipancakez4700]

Her being white and blonde has nothing to do with anything lmao

[@plastictree7635]

Mimi Pancakez yeah it is because they’re literally the beauty standard 💀

[@goodjobeli]

plus if this was real life all the women's basketball/netball/volleyball teams would be chasing after her. and people wouldn't bully her because they'd be smart enough to know she could easily dropkick them.

[@arain764niara]

Written by a white man, directed by a black woman

[@vicc4415]

Mimi Pancakez yes it does

[@cootencendy]

“She took her ponytail out. DAMMNN”

[@celunax]

💀💀

[@kenzielynn1047]

Had me CACKLING

[@HydraSpectre1138]

I have an online friend who was already 6’6” at the age of 11. He was already taller than his 6’5” dad at that age. He was even taller (and not to mention more muscular) than his gym teacher when he was 12 and already 6’8”. At 15, he was probably around 7’2” already. And he’s now 7’8.5” at 31. He struggled to find shoes and clothes that fit him but he still found ways. Plus, people didn’t mock him for his height, if anything, he was admired for how gigantic he is. And to make it even more ironic, his wife is only 4’4” and she doesn’t even reach his hips because of their size difference. The movie could’ve criticised the double standards that men being tall (or even having gigantism) is a great thing but women being tall somehow makes them outcasts. Same goes for the opposite side, women being short or even having dwarfism is considered very adorable and makes them look like kids but men being short makes them pathetic. But no, they just focused on teen drama.

[@mageofmagic870]

I think the only part of this satire that doesn't work is it working the other way around. Yes, short girls are seen as adorable but most female models are at least 5'8'', so tall women are still seen as beautiful.

[@Sofia-wo9iw]

@@mageofmagic870 That is just because clothes fit better

[@parisortiz8731]

Looking like a kid isn’t attractive so idk why you included that

[@HydraSpectre1138]

@Re veluv He is very rich and has custom doors built for his height.

[@Sammy_stbd]

My dad’s height is like 6’2 and I’m a minor and I’m like 5’3 almost 5’4 (I’m tall for my age) I fit in women’s clothes too.

[@loversrockr]

When she literally guessed the plot I just walked out my room

[@juciyydandriff1353]

Bitch m too like how tf

[@sola_a]

Anyone with even a single brain cell would be able to guess that. These movies literally all have the same plot

[@ihatesnakeuwhycuzsnakeuyougot]

Sola I know right....it’s literally a cliche.

[@mggsbearpurse]

Bc she's an expert at Romcoms.💞

[@miamafalda1118]

This is the whitest concept for a movie I have ever seen.

[@Astr0_Man]

Ikr XD is so dumb!

[@jacobschlenker8130]

On behalf of all white people I apologize for this trash.

[@urmom_16]

Srsly tho

[@00AgentKrabie]

Jacob Schlenker I second it.

[@miamafalda1118]

@@jacobschlenker8130 Lol same

[@camioconnell6192]

we need to talk about how everyone at that school was 5’7 and under

[@margaritam.9118]

Cami O'Connell Do they even have a football team? Basketball team? Conventionally attractive girl gangs? Did they kill all the tall people?

[@natkuhn8316]

Me school be like

[@rochoa7408]

Cami O'Connell i mean is she still in grade school because that would make more sense... no one over 5’7 is too unrealistic...

[@ikogarcia8122]

Imagine their basketball team having guys that are 5'7 and under lol.

[@AlexTheCrayChick]

EXACTLY THEY HIRED THE SHORTEST ACTORS TO MAKE HER SEEM GIANT

[@zoegelagin6754]

"I wanna become teen miss Louisiana, I'm gonna assassinate my competition." literally the plot of insatiable lmao

[@appreaciator]

sad and tall, the two personality traits

[@margaritam.9118]

disgusted jhope Love Simon was about being sad and gay, this is a sequel :D

[@dezi.i.i]

“I’m more than just a tall girl” *Trin:* “but ARE you?!” My question throughout the whole movie😂

[@Xehanort10]

Instead of trying to make her an interesting character who happened to be tall they revolve her whole character around it. Height is not a personality trait.

[@jacquelinewithac8668]

I’m 5’11. Girl is TWO inches taller than me. I’ve literally never been made fun of for being tall. Fat, yes. But tall? This is RIDICULOUSLY unrealistic

[@apollyon772]

i know my grandmother was heavily made fun of in school for being taller than most of the girls. it made her really insecure for a long time. I heard of a lot of other women getting made fun of or unable to find a relationship due to being taller (less of a woman or smth for being tall idk men are weird about women), but movie is just... gross. it degrades issues that real people have with "mY liFe iS So hARd!! im tall, skinny, relatively pretty, and straight :( my problems are worse than everyone elses"

[@yasminemixon5458]

@@apollyon772 that was back in the day though. Its completely different from now and you will rarely see tall girls get made fun of

[@lunne3518]

Jealous

[@amaliareyes837]

Well personally, as someone who is 5’11 I have gotten bullied for being tall. I hated the movie cuz it is ridiculous

[@lunne3518]

Amalia Reyes same here

[@KimmyYYStanAcc]

Tall girl: I am more than just a tall girl. Trin: You sure????

[@mariangelaaaaa]

"i'm tryna be miss louisiana- i'm gonna fucking assassinate my competition" sounds like insatiable.

[@shawtyvlogs1932]

Mariángela Villarreal omg she should react to that omggg it’s so good

[@---bj5cr]

bruh u right

[@themiserychick9219]

I thought that too

[@marywillshowman6898]

i just can't get over how she's only 6'1 and they literally tried to make her look 8 feet tall

[@kiarakruse7184]

I KNOW RIGHT that's the first thing i thought, i mean I'm 1.82 (6 feets i think ¿?) and omg I'm not THAT tall next to my friends, i mean does EVERYONE in that movie measure like 1.45/4'8 or something?

[@CJ-cz3hv]

Literally, in the Netherlands a 6'1 girl is completely normal

[@00AgentKrabie]

@@kiarakruse7184 It was all those camera angles and everybody is probably under 5 foot 8.

[@justcallmeteacup4711]

Lol they should've just given the character a more gigantic height to match the exaggerated angles

[@grey-vb7ox]

She’s like most of the guys in my dms: no personality other than being tall.

[@demifanika2512]

I-💀

[@00AgentKrabie]

@@demifanika2512 SAME!!

[@00AgentKrabie]

Damn,you savage.

[@mac4060]

why all this hate, jealous?

[@apparaya4225]

@@mac4060 it's not hate, it's facts

[@beatricegracetaylor1612]

Why is everyone so much shorter than her, she's only 6 foot 1? I'm 5 foot 11 and only slightly taller than my friends. This film confused me so much

[@ravenkailu6703]

Yeah and why is it that big of a deal every school has that tall girl and at my school they do almost every single sport and don’t get made fun of.

[@bro-ss2eu]

I don’t know where you guys live but it’s the opposite where I live

[@shriya9925]

you don't understand she's six foot one AND A HALF

[@kennethbryant5819]

They are more likely to be hounded by the gym coaches to play all the physical sports like volleyball and basketball (like aggressively) than be made fun of.

[@Magic-on4et]

at my school the tall person is one of the most popular people in my grade :/

[@fortunatevibess9822]

When your bones cracked i felt that

[@kayla9697]

“I wear size 13 men’s Nikes beat that.” *enter her black friend with colored braids*

[@creepytiki5342]

ThatOneOtakuGirl Love I said this on the trailer and people called me out and a liberal lol

[@prinxprincessa]

ThatOneOtakuGirl Love lmaoooooo fr

[@K1893]

*enter her black friend with colored braids who wants to be a designer*

[@kpbevan_904]

Not to mention they cut Fareeda’s storyline out of the entire movie and leave a weak ass resolution between her and Jodie till the end.

[@capparaaa]

IN LOUISIANA

[@hannalee3541]

nobody: trin: YOULL NEVER BE JESSE. YOULL NEVER BE BLAINE OR RACHEL. GLEE RULES.

[@SweetAlexaLove]

Omg its Quinn

[@blackpinkluv9869]

Hanna Lee that’s the glee laws and you just broke them

[@jiundertaker3966]

As a tall girl, there are so many subtle pains and problems that we have to deal with. (such as, most of us hit puberty young and are sexualized at a young age) And it really just, pains me to no end to see such and amazing chance to shed light on our issues go to waste... Did they even have a single tall women in the room while writing this?????

[@iloveseeingtheworldburn4035]

The director is 4'11😂

[@michellezhang7414]

@@iloveseeingtheworldburn4035 bru

[@jiundertaker3966]

@@iloveseeingtheworldburn4035 TAKE ME HOME LAKSJWKSKWM

[@jiundertaker3966]

@idoit Yeah, it can really mess you up as a kid and lower your self-esteem and skew your sense of self-worth... I hope your friend is doing better now

[@xxflowy_dinoxx8402]

@@iloveseeingtheworldburn4035 NO LMAO

[@LachlanEaston]

I'd watch Deep Voice Girl. Falls in love with a clown who sells helium balloons.

[@nekusakura6748]

Or a Blind Man who falls in love with her voice.

[@tosinakin2508]

That, by itself, would literally be harder than being tall. Or better yet, have a girl who's tall and has a really deep voice, so you can explore her struggles with feminity. Just one change would have made this movie more sensible, and that is so sad.

[@transmatized]

finally someone acknowledged that the taller swift joke makes no sense because taylor is literally a “tall girl”

[@plastictree7635]

ares literally tho

[@kiarakruse7184]

OMG I WAS LIKE ¿? i mean she's only like 0'2 taller than taylor swift lmao

[@moontea5100]

Why is she wearing a janitor suit at school at the start?

[@ijustwannacomment2179]

Probably the only thing that could fit her properly as tall folks dont have good jeans

[@ellie77]

ijustwanna comment but later she wears jeans

[@ijustwannacomment2179]

@@ellie77 maybe she fixes cars for a living and had to rush to school after an early morning case

[@parkchimmin7913]

ijustwanna comment I’d rather watch your version of the movie

[@nirvana__9998]

Because she didn’t care about what she wore

[@George_M98]

No but seriously when I was like 12 my best friend was dating this really short guy and he stood on his really chunky bag to kiss her

[@paingarden5159]

that is adorable

[@melodyhaviland9393]

they act like she’s 8feet tall

[@Eli-vx6xv]

Didn’t realize the T in lgbtq stands for Tall

[@emmanuelaadebisi5743]

H E C C 😂

[@leah_beaute]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ishbel1409]

AHHH😂

[@searcyshenanigans2857]

oh my god I’m screaming

[@LLWW]

You better recognize lmao

[@ishbel1409]

"I get it, I'm tall, it's the thing that's haunted me my entire life" *all the people being actually bullied in the school for stuff like race and sexuality just look at her*

[@ashleymailer6376]

I got bullied for being tall and my race. Whoops

[@ishbel1409]

@@ashleymailer6376 damn sorry about that :/ I get bullied for no particular reason, one guy seems to have a personal vendetta against me

[@ishbel1409]

@@ashleymailer6376 thanks dude :)

[@margaritam.9118]

As someone black and tall *the only* time I got bullied for being tall when the white dude regularly bullying me said “Don’t you guys talk to that giraffe n-word”.

[@plastictree7635]

I’m a 5’7 Latina and I’ve gotten bullied a little on my skin tone and background but not anything much on my height

[@yikes2540]

“They didn’t write her character, she’s just sad” well I feel attacked

[@emilye5890]

“5’8 little mousy boy” was that a Cody and Noel reference, cuz if it was I love you even more

[@TwinkleStarLemonFruit]

Dude I was just thinking the same 😂😂😂😂

[@urmom7930]

Jodi: “ -men’s size 13 nikes... beat that.” “ BeAt ThAt I BeAtChYoU”

[@_helvetixa]

ME: Be happy you can afford Nike's you brat

[@oncefortwice1389]

I’m 5’8 and I wear a size 10 in men’s. It may not be a 13, but that ain’t special. And why Nike’s? Why not adidas? (I actually don’t care about brands, but it’s just so specific)

[@lipstickrebelle1760]

The real question is: Why is everyone else so damn short in this school 🤔🤣

[@savantcrystian2686]

Exactly

[@kassiadkins5118]

No kidding. Most of the guys at my school are about 6' and most of the girls are average or taller.

[@kurlkweeenie]

"I'm 6ft. tall wearing size 13 shoes, in men's, beat that." People that have Cancer, blindness, deafness, muteness, amputees, and born without limbs....