Onii-chan applications

[@kevlarandchrome]

"It's not slave labor if I enjoy it." - Himemiya Rei 2023

[@Jus10Ed]

Does she like mowing the lawn?

[@Chickenbowser]

"I'm usually not this much of a degenerate" says the Rie. "Lies!" responds everyone listening.

[@randacnam7321]

In the immortal words of chat: "X"

[@ffwast]

(Little sister must be disciplined for lying on the internet)

[@Dreamcastttttttt]

Holy bioshock reference

[@ab2aasd]

not the same level as the Pippregnant anon schizopost but we're getting there

[@PunishedHobo]

I'm not sure if I want to see anything that could top that.

[@ericquiabazza2608]

Brhu my morbid curiosity needs quench

[@ab2aasd]

@@ericquiabazza2608 look up pippa correction

[@G-Cole-01]

...of course it's pippa that gets the lovecraftian horrors

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

​@@PunishedHoboI feel like that "Sick In The Head" copypasta tops it. If you know, you know.

[@Oh_God_not_him_again]

When a normal girl says she only sees you as a brother: 😿 When Hime says she only sees you as a brother: 😈

[@WesleyZ3]

"Why doesn't Sakana watch my streams?"

[@sugoistalin7809]

Its a mystery!

[@livedandletdie]

Sakana should be Rie's Oniichan... just saying, having someone rewrite your contract when you misbehave, is a decent way to ensure proper behavior.

[@mr.smiles3212]

“My own child’s uncle” took me a second to connect those dots, congrats that guy for being extra fucked up.

[@masked.7975]

oh wow that took awhile to understand

[@zanzatbc]

The worst part is that a girl’s hymen can actually be broken by random stuff like riding a bike or sitting on a bus while on a bumpy road… so using that as a way to ensure her purity is medieval levels of fucked up

[@tysonfontanez]

Phase Connect will NEVER recover from The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

[@AtticusKarpenter]

and that's good~ wait until full Burial route in 2024 with much more full-fledged sibling romance phase connect will fuсking explode that day

[@Yawnz2]

If these passed the vetting....what the hell failed lol...

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

Good fucking question!

[@Gaswafers]

Least Alabamapilled Phase Connect fanbase.

[@Mad___Hatter]

You know i never beletived it when everyone said rie is one of the most unhinged member of phase, until clips of her started appearing on my timeline.

[@MrNorker77]

Aside from DaMichi, Nasa and maybe Uruka all of Phase is pretty much "out there" and it's just a question of the time of the day who is the most unhinged.

[@Hulfor]

​@@MrNorker77Uruka is absolutely out there,but in a different way from the other girls

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

​@@Hulforwell, all of them are in the pits of madness, what differs is which pit of madness they are in!

[@Pudding404]

The submissions that did and didn't make it is an extremely fine line. The one's that didn't make it, they're probably behind bars, lol.

[@DOT107]

that hymen line was so out of pocket

[@heraldyaxelevi8132]

GSH

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

Actually not at all. Muslims do this checking of hymen thing.

[@etherealhawk]

Classic islam

[@OrbObserver]

​@@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon Not every tradition is good or respectable.

[@anjuvenile8496]

​​@@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon no they don't. What nonsense are you spouting? And why bring religion into this?

[@UnisRapper]

phase connect is full of brocons lol

[@mrwtfwhy]

phase connect is a sisterwife company

[@jooby593]

@@mrwtfwhy😭😭😭

[@matthewrawlings1284]

​@@mrwtfwhy So... they took a page out of old school mormanism and islam?

[@gikdolgikdol3552]

@@matthewrawlings1284 nah it was cousins

[@NecroCh]

Thank you Subhuman for the clip, it was a great stream. Also thank you for including mine.

[@Tuskor130]

Brotherless behavior

[@r3dgoliath]

You know you're a real mf for putting that supa at the start dude

[@LowEffortClips]

hehe

[@adriellightvale8140]

My application would be rather boring. "I have an older sister, and she moved out years ago. I miss having a sister around to annoy, so you just might be a suitable replacement. Plus I can throw you."

[@nik-challengeman383]

I hate myself for clicking on this

[@pancakes8816]

You get used to it

[@anthonysaylor8120]

"I have experience handling special needs children" took me out like I'm JFK

[@drakonemperor144]

5:40 prayin for whoever sent that y'all definitely need more than i do goddamn

[@liricopetanco6257]

Thank you Rie for the Rie clip. Keep up the good work.

[@NotsilYmerej]

I was expecting one of these be just them saying “please don’t hold me prisoner anymore” for every question

[@chrismoreau5714]

I would love to be Hime's onii-chan, but I look like the "ugly bastard" tag

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

Then you'll succeed. You'll be NTR immune, unlike onii-chans.

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

Self-roasts, those are rare!

[@TheScribeScribe]

Most seiso idol. Not degen in the slightest. 100% pure.

[@Creeppersharp]

Definitely top 5 moments from Phase Connect that make me see seek out the comforts of an adult

[@alj4259]

The sheer CONFIDENCE! No wonder she has a crown! Slay, Degen Queen!!

[@hyst6081]

6:08 nah this is actually insane

[@Bucaneiro_]

I'm now feeling things I previously judged impossible.

[@AdrianCruz_]

4:59 aight quote her on that

[@imissryo]

committed to the bit or just mentally insane? never know with this company and that’s why i love it

[@thegreatchickenoverlord5976]

"Nothing in this company is a bit" - Lumi, 2024

[@connoromalley4004]

Why couldn't this have been like that nonprofit organization where you just take troubled youths to the golf course or something.

[@alj4259]

"I'm a season idol" Yeah, in Bizarro World

[@Biotear]

Knowing Rie, I'm amazed it wasn't shota applications

[@TheDocperian]

Bitos came out in full force for this one Maybe a bit too full, but we learned from the best.

[@jimjongun]

That woman isnt well

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

Wasn't this already made clear or are you new to phase connect!

[@paquete4100]

4:59 Average shield hero fan

[@Gsolaris]

TIL that Rie's fandom is almost, ALMOST, as unhinged as she is.

[@do811]

“Kitten” is the word that got her?

[@Psychoveliatonet]

Thank you, hime. Great editing

[@SK8GEEK1]

I was too late for the application process Sadge

[@TiberianFiend]

Thanks. Now I don't have to watch a 3 hour VOD.

[@hypermiraclepositivegirl2415]

I felt like I missed out on this but thankfully someone conveyed my exact thoughts word for word

[@asedonii-chan8466]

Based. Little sister lovers ftw

[@junebug4004]

i thought i was tame but mine wasn't read. guess i wasn't crazy enough to be a big brother.

[@TJD0503]

1:58 I'd watch that anime, the sister is a bro-con and all round degen while the brother does stuff like throw her or smack her with a newspaper when she goes full degen but she likes it when he does that

[@sugoistalin7809]

Remember, she asked for this. She only has herself to blame.

[@braveagentg]

Thank you for clipping yourself 😌

[@grafzeppelin4069]

Perfect woman.

[@thisguyoverhere6572]

I'm not even religious, but I need jesus after watching this

[@azhargenius6304]

doing such a cursed stream with this bgm lol

[@heraldyaxelevi8132]

Himemiya Rie is Low Effort Clips confirm.

[@jezrocker]

It was weird listening to this while I did IT work.

[@urstaxfetish1206]

She has a point I have a weight bench in my room.

[@19Biohazard88]

First time seeing this princess, she’s really funny. I would love to see more ^^

[@allsoonnodairy]

yes yes who ever applied to this is a damn degen. Hi, I am a degen!

[@amorand3364]

I crave the barrel

[@marceloflausinofilho5324]

I mean considering your pfp you should alredy be used to incest

[@carloshernandez2561]

I crave the cold certainty of steel, from the moment I understood the cringe of Vtubers I was disgusted by it.

[@JagorM]

How am I supposed to learn how to kiss girls without a cute sister? 😭

[@riastradh]

Aw shit, did I miss signups? Anyway, thanks for the clip Rie

[@SeledorTrech]

i wana red the TOS stuf

[@Razzusamadesu]

I don't think I can fix this one bros

[@kamicreed]

My god. This stream was so unhinged all the way through... Mine wasn't read out, but apparently she's going to do a second part soon™... 😂

[@benzzodude]

Hime is easily the most unhinged vtuber I’ve seen. I aint complaining though

[@Kotazumaa]

Rie was Xynchro all along

[@captaintakis1984]

My submission will be omitted 😂😢

[@ebixxdracion]

0 days since last idol conversion attempt.

[@VladimirDT]

Props to the guy wanting it for the green card lmao

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

Okay but why the fuck was the voice acted crying soo good?

[@jackzinato1064]

It's funny to watch silly people do silly things

[@Tortuguinful]

I sincerily hope none of them have sisters.

[@Cooowop]

He may is so cursed and i love it

[@autoluigi6589]

This gave me whiplash

[@AdrianCruz_]

Jesus. Pray 🙏⛪️ all of you

[@longiusaescius2537]

mfw the first submission is in Spanish Latin America has fallen

[@EditorHebrio]

Why do i do this to myself?

[@mackverick20]

what was the deadline for the applications? am i too late???

[@kyledavidgalan9908]

WISE WORDS

[@livedandletdie]

Sakana could lower Rie's income because it's not slve lbor if sh'e snjoying it...

[@420noscopeyeetcannon2]

bruh that was alota Rie... this dose was strong

[@saltylemonz258]

Goodness gracious what am I watching?

[@RadicalGaming1000]

Low Effort Sister

[@jdguevara93]

Where the hell did I end up?

[@brandonzhang4831]

6:18 what the f-

[@ComfortsSpecter]

Welp It Exists

[@SuiseiAnimations]

Chaos

[@SchaleDude]

💢😭💢😭💢😭💢

[@PuffDaGoat]

i wish she was my sister (in game)

[@Tinkhec_best_maid]

you lot have a problem

[@cobaltprime9467]

Geeze guys. I like the role play stuff too but wtf is wrong with some of you. A lot of ya got so detailed and schizo that I wonder if you’re serious and not doing a bit. Like I know there’s a few people that were legit but this got deeply weird. Props to the first guy that just wanted a green card.

[@pancakes8816]

>menhera company >look inside >menhera

[@cobaltprime9467]

@@pancakes8816 ngl I never heard of that term before and had to look it up

[@JimmyBoombox]

In chat's defense, Hime the hypothetical brother facker started all this.

[@cobaltprime9467]

@@JimmyBoombox true but come on guys, this is is excessively h0rn! Lol

[@tumamaencosplay]

I'm just wondering what the filtered ones sounded like

[@DrDoktah]

Yall actually need therapy