Vtuber penis envy

[@sparking023]

"No two vaginas feel the same and we'll never know" Well girls, take solace in the fact many dudes won't know either

[@aelix56]

Specially vtuber enjoyers

[@anarchychicken69]

You'll know when a girl is not so tight. trust me It ends the sex life fast. 1 week break up. It's always the hot one's too.

[@Dr.BDover]

@@anarchychicken69 thats why you gotta go for kids they're always tight

[@anarchychicken69]

@@Dr.BDover GOD DAMN BRO! shit. dark ass joke. Funny.

[@carrots6249]

@@Dr.BDoverYou should also try a n00se, there tight too. 🌩️

[@profatgamer]

Easiest way to put it is like this. If a guy gets hit in the balls, every man around him feels it too.

[@MidMan98]

The pain is unbearable even for a bear

[@Stumbo99]

I flinched just imagining

[@jarnegi]

Just mentioning the pain makes me feel dull shot of agony

[@goldenwaddledees]

That shit is psychic damage

[@baul997]

I sometimes flinch when I see an animal hunting video and the animal goes for the balls like that video of an hyena biting and dragging on a water buffaloes balls and then I remember that hyenas have a bone-breaking jaw so it intensifies the flinch

[@YurgenGrimwood]

"Do you have penis envy?" "Yeah i wish i could drive well" 😂

[@zenith2930]

Lumi being stunned locked for the majority of that conversation is a feat

[@cadianguardsman6503]

"Does it float in water" lmao, how do women even come up with these

[@Mucka1916]

Be thankful you’ve never met the level of crazy that’ll chop it off to test.

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

I never even noticed if it does or doesn’t

[@Tunkkis]

​@@tlshortyshorty5810 It does if it's soft, not so much when it's hard.

[@theglitchcounter264]

Well I mean do tits float? Like it’s the same type of question

[@brian_sipe]

@@theglitchcounter264 They do, found out when I saw a girlfriend take a bath once.

[@jerrypickins]

The best way I described it to a female friend is like this. Being kicked specifically in the dick is the equivalent to being kicked in the vagina. It will hurt and bruise, but it's not really too debilitating. Being kicked specifically in the balls is the equivalent to being kicked directly in the womb. Spikes of intense pain, throbbing stomach pain that could lead to vomiting, fainting, and/or permanent after effects. "Imagine if, instead of being safe inside your body through layers of skin and muscle, your womb was dangling between your legs with only a thin layer of skin protecting it. Then having someone, full force, kick you right there. Do you think you'd be ok?"

[@tahrey]

There's almost certainly a guro manga out there somewhere which illustrates that exact thing... I wonder whether anyone's actually done any research as to how much pain can be felt by the uterus / ovaries? Like now you've got me wondering if that's where the agony of childbirth comes from ... I sort of expect not given that the last few weeks of pregnancy would just be continual torture if so. Figured it was more a mix of the muscular spasms (pretty much severe cramps, over which you of course have little control; quite how consciously "pushing" does any help besides psychologically IDK) plus forcing the baby first through the cervix, vag, and then particularly the vaginal opening which gets stressed hard enough that it often tears...

[@tahrey]

Ok so the concept i was looking for was "prolapse" and it's apparently very much A Thing in that realm of art. Despite being not at all good IRL and decidedly life threatening, never mind the extreme pain.

[@chickenmadness1732]

You have no idea what being kicked in the womb feels like lol. How can you compare the two.

[@fiscarton92]

A bisexual girl tried to debate me on a Numi clip months back about how a woman’s vagina feels compared to a Tenga I think. Then she tried to roast me with “You must’ve never been inside one while I’ve fingered several aside from my own,” which I responded to her with “A finger doesn’t feel the same things a penis does and _as a man_ I’m telling you there’s a difference in how each woman feels _to us._ “ The ignorance of some people, I swear.

[@hectordiazrodriguez7294]

i think some pople shouldn´t have the right to talk or express their thinks in the internet, that girl was one of them

[@water1374]

@@hectordiazrodriguez7294 Nah, stupid thinks often don't hold up very well so expressing it and getting schooled gives them an opportunity to grow and learn.

[@Yawnz2]

Shoulda asked her if all dildos feel the same lmao

[@fosterbennington6405]

It’s simple: always assume a woman is wrong and you will never be disappointed by their answers

[@lllOnSlAuGhTlll]

hahaha based!

[@the711devin4]

“Does it get sunburned?” Not unless you expose it to direct sunlight, which most men don’t “If so, what happens?” Lots and lots of pain. “Does it float in water?” No. (Edit: Apparently it does; it’s been a very long time since I’ve looked at my dick while submerged in water; I take showers.) “Is it painful to have a sack?” It’s been there since birth, so our bodies know intuitively how to account for them with any given motion. This is what causes “manspreading”. (Btw, the way men’s hips are shaped cause our legs to naturally spread apart when we sit. It takes active effort to keep them closed.) “Do men get vagina envy?” I don’t. I’ve heard enough horror stories about periods that it seems the main benefit to having a uterus is gatekeeping pain. “How does it feel to have a prostate?” Pretty great if you know how to get to it. If you don’t, it doesn’t feel like much until it gets cancer.

[@fjshdf]

I don't have vagina envy, but I am curious. "Wish to have one for one day" is about the right

[@Jakaze_]

holy fuck that last line had me choking

[@youtubeenjoyer1743]

Imagine how good that cancer must feel

[@D-man-online]

Mine floats chief

[@kontrabanned]

My balls hurt when I walk for long periods

[@crane8819]

Eddie Murphy said it best: "You don't have to kick no nuts to hurt nobody. You can just graze nuts and the man will be fucked up." 🤣

[@SubliminaIMessages]

Lumi did not expect the conversation to go that deep lmao

[@RayneHellfire]

Balls deep

[@TheItuber]

To the prostate

[@bort6414]

@@RayneHellfire not that deep for me 😭

[@steventonche1037]

​@@bort6414that's rough buddy

[@Niggychan]

"Prostate envy" is certainly a phrase from Lumi.

[@Dice-Z]

Can't blame her. I'm willing to bet it's more sensitive than the G'

[@naiveveg8447]

having a pen15 is like life. sometimes it gets hard.

[@wind_traveler]

This comment deserves more likes😂

[@pacowallochenkenrick]

To some unlucky people, it can also be quite short

[@fiscarton92]

Yeah and sometimes it likes to fuck things. Sometimes you.

[@lupusalbus3795]

Short and hard, like a body building elf

[@sggage7823]

Ayyyyy ZING

[@PixelleHearts]

To put it into perspective, if you hit your balls hard enough, you can hit a massive spike of adrenaline that can potentially kill you. This process is called Autonomic Dysreflexia, or AD, where adrenaline spikes so your oxygen intake increase well beyond the average rate, your blood pressure skyrockets, and your heart rate overcompensates. While this is extremely uncommon, it was a secret strategy of those who participated in the paralympics a few years ago. Paralympic participants who suffer from spinal cord injuries tend to not suffer from lower body pain, which... you guessed it, includes testicular pressure/torsion, so, these participants would sit on their testicles or compress them prior to their events in order to increase their adrenaline levels, which granted them boosted stamina and strength without the drawback of pain. This was highly frowned upon and I believe they are doing regulations/precautionary inspection to ensure these people don't cause themselves even more heart problems. Edit: I would like to add, this isn't CBT, bros. You can't torture that which has no pain. Also, the process wasn't strictly their testicles because female athletes also exist (who woulda thunk it?). Other methods included stopping your bladder to build up pressure, breaking bones, lowering blood flow with leg straps... but the one that was most notorious was indeed testicular trauma.

[@PixelleHearts]

Now that the fun science facts are over, for the fellas in chat that want to know a way to pleasure themselves without being extra naughty. Because the surface of the scrotum is very wrinkly, sweaty, sticky, hairy, and greasy (look I'm not trying to be gross, it's just how the boys be), you don't really get much sensitivity from having them handled with open skin. The fun comes from when they are given a thin enough layer between the fingers and the scrotum itself to let the fingers (or implement, typically BDSM feathers) smoothly glide across the surface. Typically you can achieve this by wearing soft cups, thongs, jockstraps, panties (if you like that, they tend to be thinner), or speedos so that your fingers don't drag on the bare surface. I totally don't know this from experience 😅 but for real tho, this is one of the benefits of "bulgewear" style bottoms that keep your sack well rounded during erotic scenarios and is why the UwU bulge wulgey meme is a thing. They make your package look more enticing but also serve as a hidden means of self stimulation without others knowing cause you can totally rub yourself with your thighs or when you are scratching your junk itch.

[@The_K1tten_Earter]

Paralimpic athletes commit self-CBT? Damn, I may be somewhat of an athlete myself then

[@thel0rdzee]

99% sure a female athlete would not be able to compress their balls.

[@prodieseltrucker]

Bro imagine cheating at paralympics. Like damn, send them to the normal Olympics as punishment

[@hectordiazrodriguez7294]

ok what is you source?, from that, and the worst thing that could happen if you kick hard enough in the balls it jus the masive amount of paint front take your balls crushed and aybe your will pass out, or if you are old enough you could die from the shock or a heart acttack from the pain.. i´m really curious because has a medicine student myself i never heard something like that

[@sharkjumpingwalrus6744]

I wouldn't really call it vagina envy, but I have wondered what it would feel like to have one. As for getting kicked in the balls, it can range from intense stomach cramps to throwing up on the spot depending on how hard you hit them. The nerves around the balls will cause pain to shoot up into the body to make protecting them the top priority. That's why men will curl up when you kick them in their balls. Long story short, it is sexual assault if done on purpose, and should only be done in self defense.

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

Yeah. Less envy and more curiosity as to what it’d feel like. I can definitely agree with your explanation. I think the reason why the pain travels up to the abdomen/bladder/kidney area is because that’s where the testicles initially developed before descending.

[@chickenmadness1732]

Vagina is the inferior genital imo. It's a moist hole that bacteria can grow in. If men could somehow evolve to not have balls, then the dick would be objectively superior lol.

[@thenewseorarek9625]

The fucking generational pain i felt when she said she wanted to feel what its like to be kicked in the balls You really dont

[@worldlinezero4783]

It's like getting punched by a ghost

[@logandunlap9156]

i mean you have to know what it’s like at least once

[@monkeywrangler5615]

That's like wondering what it's like to have the breath knocked out of you from the inside 😭

[@JohnJones-bm9ot]

⁠@@worldlinezero4783a ghost’s punch can hurt?

[@worldlinezero4783]

@@JohnJones-bm9ot idk

[@harrybriggs2586]

Sigmund Freud's detractors: "No! Women DON'T have pEnIS eNVy, Freud! That's stupid! You're stupid!" Women:

[@-hello6177]

Detractors: It was all debunked, his only contributions were being proven wrong The Corrected ideas: Same shit, different wording The Rejected ideas: Not openly accepted, but proved though other confirmed theories Man's only sin was 2 horny 4 incest

[@Rozar8702]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[@starrider6590]

LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW LMAO Freud is probably roar laughing on his casket as we speak and I hate every little bit of it...

[@WhyName]

​@@-hello6177I think he might have been just horny enough for incest tbh.

[@ginnrollins211]

WHAT'S A N***A GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK!?!?!?

[@kontrabanned]

The balls are essentially the thing we are biologically hardwired to protect at all times. There's a reason they're called the family jewels. To reinforce this we have a lot of nerves down there specifically to alert us when the boys are in danger, and that's translated as unbearable, agonizing pain. There's nothing I can really compare it to, but I've heard it's all the pain of childbirth condensed into an instant. Our Achilles heel, ignoring the actual Achilles heel.

[@youtubeenjoyer1743]

This level of pain can instantly incapacitate you. It's not a very good defence mechanism for some dangerous situations.

[@kontrabanned]

​@youtubeenjoyer1743 it's a defense mechanism for your balls, not you. Evolutionarily, those that don't protect their bawls don't reproduce, so of course an adaptation would develop to encourage males to protect their bawls at all costs.

[@etherealhawk]

Let's not even get started on torsion. That really is one of the worst pains of all time

[@NameIsDoc]

People who take serious trauma to the area can go into so much shock that your heart can stop.

[@nono-oz4gv]

@@NameIsDoc im learning more about my own oui oui than i have ever before, i've never had it hit hard so i thought it was comparable to getting punched in the liver... jesus christ

[@stuckin1945]

this is the closest thing to true equality between men and women

[@Yuki_Ika7]

sadly true

[@oscargutierrez2125]

Except we men never think about having a vagina.

[@d007ization]

Men get additional tactile sensations, women get denser nerve clusters that aren't dependent on an easily diminishing resource. E-quality

[@SchemingGoldberg]

Not if the man is circumcised, in that case he gets far less sensation, because circumcision permanently removes 20,000 nerves, which means far less pleasure for him.

[@d007ization]

@@SchemingGoldberg Damn. Thanks captain Kellog.

[@635574]

Testosterone is a growth hormone and horniness hormone, and balls produce most of it. But on the other side women can go for a lot more rounds in a row.

[@kukuc96]

Women also get to keep their hair for longer than 30-50 years (depending on how unlucky you are).

[@seg162]

@@SchemingGoldberg Not that a circumcised-at-birth man has a frame of reference for that.

[@Dr_Monitor]

Y'know how in Cyberpunk 2077, there's the concept of BDs? Basically memories other people have experienced, but recorded in such a way that you can feel what the person recording it felt? I think we need this lol.

[@tahrey]

> *William Gibson would like to know CDPR's location*

[@haydarinna631]

When describing balls to women, I usually compare them to eyeballs. Imagine you are jar jar binks. Then, imagine getting kicked in the head so hard that your head moves before your eyes do. And then the nerves connecting your eyes to your brain tug on your eyes and then your eyes feel the same impact. While I have never heard of vagina envy, I have heard many men express a sort of "pregnancy envy" if you can call it that. Just curiosity about how being pregante would feel.

[@haydarinna631]

That and boob envy

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Eyeballs is a pretty good comparison.

[@reginaldmustardbacon5866]

Ah i remember my professor talked about that this one time. (According to him as a dad) it is because as a man you can never be completely sure the child is yours. You can ask a father at the hospital with his first born child, "how sure are you that kid is yours?" And unless he absolutely trusts his wife. he will automatically be extremely agitated and will hit you. You ask a mother the same question and she will look at you like you're insane because she just saw her kid come out of her.

[@ginnrollins211]

I recently watched an episode of Frasier where Niles experiences symptoms of pregnancy despite being a man, he thought it was absurd when he saw happen to another guy, only to have it happen to him.

[@rustledentity5511]

There are men with vagina envy -- they're called transgenders. They're not at all common, and the vast majority of men do not suffer from this sort of thinking and generally think having a vagina would be emasculating.

[@RorytheRomulan]

As men, have you ever wondered "gosh, I'd like to understand firsthand what period pain is like?" Yeah. ME NEITHER.

[@NickCorruption]

I would like to know so I can better understand

[@r.pizzamonkey7379]

Okay but in fairness, I know plenty of dudes with booba or vagina envy. Its not exclusively a female thing.

[@jackreid2664]

100%

[@monkeywrangler5615]

True, the downside being far more liable for std's

[@xtrem5428]

I've seen a lot that have curiosity, but not so much envy.

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

Or at least curiosity as to what it feels like. What does it feel like to be a woman? The body differences such as being more agile and flexible, having to account for extra weight around the chest (boobs), etc Mostly just curiosity. What does sex feel like for women? It obviously feels good but how different does it feel like compared to what men feel? Unfortunately these questions will likely never be able to be answered as it’s hard to explain something to someone who doesn’t have a frame of reference for it or is unable to actually experience it. For example, I personally assume that getting hit in the balls is probably similar in pain to period cramps or something.

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

@@xtrem5428yeah, mostly curiosity. Like “what does my GF feel when we have sex?”.

[@TheDocperian]

I had a friend complain about her tits while swimming, allegedly they're just large sacs of fat so they get cold and stay cold. Unlucky tbh

[@SaarlaneKretiin]

the only correct response wouldve been to say "mind if i warm them up with my hands then?"

[@rsonic510]

​@@SaarlaneKretiingo for the hug, might work

[@youtubeenjoyer1743]

Human females are not aquatic animals. There is no need to swim getting your fatsacks cold

[@ginnrollins211]

Have you seen the Italian bird in the first Austin Powers movie? Like Pennywise said, they float.

[@chaosXP3RT]

I never even thought of how temperature would affect boobs....

[@Jenson_Beach]

I feel like a testicle is probably most comparable to an eyeball, like if you push against your eye you'll feel a notable amount of pain. Then you just gotta imagine getting kicked in the eye without the protection of a skull.

[@luischollet4872]

3:56 Well, about that, there's a specific segment of the population that would have vagina envy, but they might not be too thrilled if you call them "guys".

[@raynac224]

Im sorta like the vtuber in this clip I would want to have it for a day just so I could learn how things feel. to know what its like, and to maybe take that knowledge to improve my own man skills. Thing is I couldnt just go to a redlight district and go to pound town because... Really not into guys. bleh Optimal situation would have to be a swap where I got a girls parts and she got mine and we both got to go to town and then at the end of the day switch back.

[@luischollet4872]

@@raynac224 I don't think that would yield the exact results you want, bud. The one thing that you might be able to learn is to not go too deep, assuming that hypothetical swap also comes with a cervix. But the layout of bumps and ridges inside each woman is different, and each one you could encounter might be into different things. If you really wanna improve in that regard, the main thing to get good at is communicating with your partner, but having the parts themselves will only give you the knowledge of what it feels to get stuffed.

[@Maxo14]

pfffhahahah

[@SokiHime]

the twitter freaks

[@youtubeenjoyer1743]

@@SokiHime twitter freaks do not envy the vagoo, only crave attention

[@creativename2567]

A kick on the balls not only hurts a lot but you also feel pure agony.

[@szysi3k]

It's your ancestors wrath amd your descendants cry for you failed to protect your precious family jewels.

[@partyshoes2917]

It's concentrated suffering

[@smuganimeface6247]

Epididymitis is worse. I'd know because I was accidentally kicked in the balls playing soccer as a kid (which made me fall and break my wrist lmao) and holy fuck was it painful. Epididymitis is so much fucking worse. It was just something that started as abdominal pain and within a few hours I was in so much pain I wished I would die right then and there. It was like someone was crushing my balls in a vice (probably from the edema & inflammation) and stabbing with burning knives. Hydromorphone truly is a wonder drug when you're utterly consumed by agony. 0/10 don't let your balls have bacterial squatters in em.

[@Drocksas]

​@DoctorWasabi97I was out of commission for a solid 15 minutes when I was in middle school due to a point-blank shot from a paintball gun with no cup. I know your pain.

[@thepunishersequence291]

​@DoctorWasabi97not if the adrenaline is running one time I got into a fight and I kicked a kid in the balls he didn't flinch he just got mad I had to take him down then I got up but bro is still mad so when I walked back bro got up to punch me again I just continued to run away while his friends calm him down

[@notacatboy8250]

sigmund freud has never been happier

[@gamingguru2k6]

"Everyone has to get the exam, right?" What doctor is she going to?

[@fiscarton92]

Not that she’d be old enough if she were a man anyways but if she did go up til chat told her ‘no’ the guy must’ve been a hell of a doctor.

[@Nexsusthepro]

"no man has vagina envy" I mean... I do, but purely for selfish reasons

[@avroarchitect1793]

less envy and more curiosity. Mostly in the line of, "I wonder what its like/ feels like to have one". Generally we're all pretty happy as we are unless we are in need of mental help.

[@oscargutierrez2125]

🏳️‍🌈?

[@edsheeranahmet6572]

Honestly, idk how you'd even begin to communicate half of the things they're asking

[@lordlittletoeq8537]

Like describing color to a blind peen

[@michaelklim8277]

Imagine being able to connect partners' brains during the act so both could experience both or swap sensations or whatever they want. That sounds so cool. Edit: I forgot to say that all a woman needs to do to imagine having balls is to imagine having your ovaries in a thin, itchy, sweaty, and most inconveniently placed leather sack with no protection. Ovaries are supposedly as sensitive but are just protected enough that most don't realize how bad it can be.

[@logandunlap9156]

i imagine they’re equally sensitive considering they’re both built from the same organ just put in different places and with different exports

[@tahrey]

Maybe that's what Elon's true plan is for Neuralink. He read Neuromancer whilst high as a teen and wants to make SimStim real. Which, you know, I'd be down for, if only it wasn't coming from him.

[@wolfspeed2000]

​@@tahreyHe probably just watched Barbarella

[@tahrey]

@@wolfspeed2000 well it's not like it's a rare idea amongst scifi written by someone who has half an idea of the brain being an electric organ. Even Metropolis has some of that in it. But it would be very Neuromancer in particular. Co-opting an interface meant to give you direct thought control and conceptual awareness of massive data structures via your audiovisual and tactile cortices, in order to pick up on what someone else is perceiving and feeling at a bodily level and then map it directly onto your own sensory input, giving the experience of being in their body completely, just without any control of it.

[@cobaltprime9467]

The bag is very… not sensitive just fragile. Like it has to be something that actually hurts them not just anything. Your legs too close together can just be uncomfortable or uncomfortable even hurt. Your pet could randomly jump on you and land there in the middle of the night and wake you up and that hurts like hell. In the summertime it can stick and then you’re like “I gotta adjust” because it’s so uncomfortable. Sweat is annoying by itself but the bag can just get so bad. In the cold weather it can just shrivel up and you get a little extra room for movement. The prostate is something I don’t think about. The only thing that’s gonna be touching it is my doctor when I’m in my 40s to check for cancer. It will remain a watertight seal until then. Btw it probably does get sunburned (maybe easier than any other area) but I have made sure to never find out. The sun will NEVER shine there I assure you. Lastly, pants. The crotch area can determine what kind of pants you buy. Fortunately I have muscular tree trunks for legs (probably from carrying around my fat@$$) so I have to get slightly larger pants and that usually means that the boys are fine. But if they’re not, the pants can ride too high or just be ever so slightly too tight. Well that covers the sack and a little on the prostate. My next Ted Talk will be on the PP itself. Starting with growers vs showers. I will reference the game theory on Luigi’s package in that one don’t miss it.

[@Mernom]

If you could have a clone of yourself for a day, except it's the opposite gender, and when it dissapears you get all of it's memories as if you lived through them... Would you rail yourself?

[@kevlarandchrome]

Fuck yeah, I can put a bag over my head.

[@orangejuche]

This sounds suspiciously like someone asking "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

[@firstnamelastname7124]

I'm the best looking person I know yes no hesitation

[@CivilizedWasteland]

i dont know if i could live with the aftermath of having a tomboy clone gf for only one day

[@SJrad]

Yes

[@virginphilanderer3250]

1:40 Well its not like any of us will experience it either.

[@Irimu_]

"Do we really deserve the right to vote after all" That went really freaking based real quick.

[@Taz-ey4jl]

How is that based?

[@olegoleg258]

​@@Taz-ey4jlit's a joke, that saying (morally) wrong things makes one based, especially when it's said as a joke

[@Taz-ey4jl]

@@olegoleg258 There’s lot of people that mean it when they say based over bad things.

[@olegoleg258]

@@Taz-ey4jl there are also a lot who see it as a joke. What's a joke and what's serious becomes blurry on the internet due to lacking accountability, non verbal cues and not being remembered at large. Most people you talk to on the internet you will never interact with again

[@Taz-ey4jl]

@@olegoleg258 Not to mention all the genuinely crazy/horrible people online

[@flaflu180399]

All that envy will go away once the balls start itching

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Just shower and maybe keep the brush growth kinda trimmed?

[@rileymoore7025]

Freud is cackling in his grave lol

[@CivilizedWasteland]

I think every man should be able to experience the sensitivity of a womans bean and every women should know the feeling of being pegged. God needed to do more min maxing.

[@Dice-Z]

Better yet, every man should be able to experience pregnancy and HAVE to. It would change the abortion overturn in the US *_real fast._*

[@ThoraeJenkins]

@@Dice-Z Hey man, falling down the stairs is free.

[@goat_of_the_net]

@@ThoraeJenkins Yes, you break your skull while giving birth, nice :]

[@normallymute0131]

For the balls pain thing: It’d be closest to compare it to ovaries that hang between our legs. I’m sure getting punched in the stomach right to your ovaries might induce the same response guys get with getting their balls hurt.

[@TheCrackFox]

When they were saying they will never know what a vagina feels like someone in chat said skill issue. Lol

[@tahrey]

Topical DHT, pumps, and maybe metoidioplasty plus silicone implants could help with that. (Honestly, medical science, how long until proper erectile prosthetic implants are available for transmen, it's not that complicated a structure, it's a big sponge FFS)

[@YASIGURII]

Freud was right?

[@YASIGURII]

What the hell

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

always has been

[@SubliminaIMessages]

He keeps getting away with it

[@ShadowryuuPmP]

Broken clock or random chance

[@Syncopia]

Guy's a prophet

[@smuganimeface6247]

Women are lucky as they cannot get a penile fracture which despite the name doesn't actually involve bones. Its just the tissue that holds blood can rupture if you and your partner aren't careful. I believe the highest incident rate for this is due to the reverse cowgirl position. One slip, pop goes the penis. It will literally make a pop or crunching noise when it occurs. Most likely it will then be drowned out by the man shrieking in pain. Yeah, penises are nice but theyre extremely fragile.

[@SchemingGoldberg]

Women also don't have to worry about circumcision, which permanently removes 20,000 nerves and causes men to get far less pleasure.

[@smuganimeface6247]

@@SchemingGoldberg Yeah, that's just pure evil. No reasonable medical reason to do so short of aggressive skin cancer really.

[@DemiCape]

@@SchemingGoldbergI am a man and i never got to worry about that.

[@Taz-ey4jl]

@@SchemingGoldbergI prefer not having that because I hear it’s painful when you first peel it back.

[@SchemingGoldberg]

@@Taz-ey4jl What? Whoever told you that is lying. 85% of people are uncircumcised and they don't have any issues. Being circumcised is very weird, it's not normal.

[@grumpysmurf127]

your balls are internal organs on the ouside of your body. thats why they are so delicate.

[@Zegathra]

"Do they get sunburned?" I now have a new phobia.

[@kvikvu]

holy sourballs, yellow woman was lost. and no lolibaba fox or hairussy rabbit in sight.

[@absoldisaster4864]

Now we need phase tenga. Rie really was ahead of the curve

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

Exactly! Give us our 10ma 10ga, cowards!

[@Taz-ey4jl]

No

[@Taz-ey4jl]

@@Lunam_D._Rogerno

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

@@Taz-ey4jl Coward

[@seg162]

@@Lunam_D._Roger So it's gonna be a Tenga with a Tenma branding, right? ...right?

[@khiled46]

Vag envy? Yes. Let's trade for a day~

[@shun-li8204]

I'm in the early stages of MMA training and out of the many dangers contact sports come with, getting your nuts clipped by a stray kick going on average of 70 mph is my number 1 fear. I still love this form of fitness and all the lessons it offers to teach, but man is this a constant fear I have every time during sparring... Oh also, testicular torsion is a thing. It fucking sucks.

[@tahrey]

...isn't that what jockstraps and other such crotchular protective equipment is for? Prevents torsion from too much swinging around, and lessens impact damage too.

[@evilmandrake]

I wouldn't call it "vagina envy," but I do admit I would like to know what women experience, because just as much as they can't experience the things mentioned in the video, as a guy we can't experience their sensations, and the scienceman in me hates not having the ability to know all the things.

[@miku]

ofc V envy exists. Imagine getting kicked down there & not even flinch. Boss-like.

[@tooFarGonexk4he4tu3s]

Guys, this is beyond lewd. This transcends the definition of lewd. These are some serious scientific questions here

[@RedEyesBlackKnight]

Does the phase connect medical insurance cover therapy?

[@tombworld9012]

If it did we wouldn't have such interesting streams to watch.

[@araaraaura1887]

They'd be bankrupt lol

[@hornmonk3zit]

They don't even have insurance, the company's based in Canada. If they did Pippa wouldn't have to buy bootleg fish medicine every time she gets mold sickness.

[@KanekoLumi]

we wish

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

@@hornmonk3zit I hear Canadian healthcare is pretty dangerous.

[@CommerciallyViableUsername]

At least they're trying to understand. We can at least give them credit there

[@Sombody123]

🤔😏They do have the organs, in a way: glans = clitoris corpus spongiosum = corpus cavernosum urethra (male) = vaginal cavity prostate = uterus vasa deferentia = fallopian tubes epididymides = fimbriae ovaries = testicles

[@SchemingGoldberg]

The female equivalent of the prostate is the G-spot.

[@kalamari3288]

Urethra (male) = vaginal cavity Please, for the love of all that is holy, never use these two in the same way.

[@melonmusk8924]

"Women don't enjoy sex because they don't have a penis." -Someone very wise

[@awsomesaucekirby]

I have had to explain to multiple women the pain that the balls can feel. Oddly enough, it was because they wanted me to explain the seatless chair and rope torture.

[@J.M.C.Thorne]

They're right, I've never felt vag envy, they're a work of art to be sure, but to be admired, I don't wanna have one, I'm good. I'm proud of my boys.👍 This turned out a little more honest than I expected...

[@oompalumpus699]

Same. I want to be in one, not to turn into one.

[@immortal_shrooms6757]

Honestly both for me, you know what i mean

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Women have a Skene's gland. It basically works the same as a prostate but it is located in a very different spot.

[@claytonsmoking]

lumi in shock at this degen shit is hilarious and always makes me remember how wholesome out lemon is

[@Bob-mo4no]

ball pain is like getting your eye balls poked really hard but the pain goes from your eyes to your feet and then back to your gut and grows slowly.

[@GassiousClay7]

"Of course you can't touch mine, you already broke yours off!"

[@tompatompsson]

Having your balls fondled is like going to a barber and having them shave your beard with a knife. Kinda exhilerating and a little scary cause you know a little force will end you. It also feels pretty good in general I guess but that's not as expressive.

[@josephwindle7177]

You can't have the pain without the balls it's not the sack that hurts it's the cargo

[@Crab20665]

As a guy, getting critted sucks. You want to throw up for the next hour, it itches and burns like hell, you want to pass out but can’t, its like getting hit in the under thigh behind the knee, but 5x worse as minimum for the stronger men. At worst, it’s like getting clocked in the jaw but multiplied heavily. The worst thing is that you might not even get adrenaline to compensate for the pain when it happens. Sometimes, the pain gets a bit dull from a surge of adrenaline, but thats when you’re ready and expect it. If it randomly happens, you feel all the pain. For example, you’re playing soccer and you know the guy near you is gonna kick the ball towards your direction. He hits your mini-soccer balls but it’s dulled since you expected it, so you can keep playing after a small break. If you don’t expect it and they get that painful critical hit, the pains coming full force like a freight train.

[@ExcelHedge]

This clip needs to be sent to Melody.

[@flixelgato1288]

I mean, in terms of just wanting to experience what it’s like for like a day, I feel the same but for female genitals.

[@THF117]

This was another ride I didn't expect to be on today

[@fugubarakun4907]

This stream was like a weeb version of The View

[@limitedbom2206]

"no man has vagina envy" well why are there so many sex changes? checkmate 2d cartoon girl

[@lucillefrancois150]

Freud is going crazy from beyond the grave rn

[@thechodeofhammurabi]

I love that lumi wants a punishment just to drive well 😂😂😂

[@kitkun7669]

4:24 Lumi: "We drew the short stick here." no you drew the no stick

[@Amaling]

“And we will never experience that because we don’t have penis” Uhh, hands exist?

[@tahrey]

They mean fingers don't have quite the same level of sensitivity and other effects that a ding-dong would

[@Re.Alllll]

Protect your balls at all cost. Anything more than a light slap will interrupt your train of thought and make your body tweak a bit. Anything more than that is incapacitating.

[@NaviJ98]

1:16 this is such an amazing moment literally perfect

[@t3hr00tb33r]

I've heard it described before like this: "Getting hit in the balls is more painful than childbirth. Women will agree to it and then go through it multiple times. Ask any man if he wants to get hit in the balls again and they will say absolutely not, no way."

[@Thundernugget]

Someone needs to inform these girls about the dangers of testicular torsion.

[@giantmastersword]

The idea of having a vagoo is nice. ... having a period would be a deal breaker tho

[@Kirklegacy]

This is the kind of content that makes me enjoy vtubers.

[@snw9729]

I don’t know why but the fucking Wii Shop music makes this so much funnier

[@Syncopia]

The cogs in Lumi's brain were really turning.

[@Pudding404]

This discussion went unecessarily long. If it means anything, they're vtubers, I'm sure they got futaart somewhere on the internet.

[@Deadgye]

If you want to approximate what getting kicked in the balls feels like, schedule an appointment with your doctor and then have a knowledgeable individual punch your kidneys shortly before the appointment. If you didn't involuntarily collapse to the ground in agony, they did it wrong. Kidney trauma will drop even a robust MMA fighter to the ground. Kidney trauma can be seriously dangerous. If you're stupid enough to try this, ensure you see a medical professional afterward.

[@Dice-Z]

Important note: Even if you are in a hopital after testing this out, you might still have permanent damage or get a WR for speedrunning life any%

[@IgaziKenyer]

The Suffrage Question.

[@NKRcometDB]

Balls only have bad nerves. You can only feel pain and discomfort, there's no pleasure.

[@zemorph42]

I have never had a sunburn there. It's plenty bad enough on normal skin; I'd never risk _that_ agony for anything!

[@johnpo2]

fanfiction smut writers: *overdrive writing noises*

[@hermisejasper9865]

This video made me as, the question how would you describe the pain of being hit in the balls, it’s so different from any other type of pain that it’s hard to describe

[@phaTTy2phat]

"No one has vagina envy" *Trans women have entered the chat*

[@tahrey]

Yeah, but, calling them "men" is maybe uncool

[@hello-rq8kf]

they are men

[@seg162]

@@tahrey "Maybe"? I guess I'll be taking those chances.

[@tahrey]

@@seg162 well, ok. IS uncool, then. I mean if it turns out the typical cis man doesn't have any of those feelings ever / is repulsed by it then maybe we've found a decent metric by which to help someone figure out if they actually a trans woman (or at least some flavour of enby if you don't figure that counts under the same umbrella).

[@seg162]

@@tahrey what

[@tylercoon1791]

Getting hit in the balls is kinda like when you stub your toe, and you feel the cold wave across your body before you feel the pain. Imagine that, but like, x100. Also, ‘guys don’t get vagina envy’? Pretty sure the autogynephilia crowd would disagree with you.

[@Japaneseanimeguy]

I don't believe they are women but I imagine you could apply it to ever guy that gets the full surgical procedure. Almost every guy anyway (those who later in life regret the decision possibly didn't but I'm not acquainted with any I could ask). If they didn't want to have the bits they wouldn't do the procedure.

[@tylercoon1791]

@@Japaneseanimeguy I’m not talking about trans people, I’m talking about people into genderbend stuff, in the vein of Ranma

[@TheErtagon15]

​@@tylercoon1791they're the same people

[@user-jn5xy3mm9o]

@@TheErtagon15 i can assure you we are not the same people

[@longiusaescius2537]

@user-jn5xy3mm9o are

[@SensaiRyu]

Best question I ever heard a woman ask was about morning wood and that they thought it was like that because it filled with piss.

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

This is the kind of crazy that makes me cross to the other side of the street just to put distance between it and myself.

[@Sleepless_Sam]

I've never been kicked in the balls but someone once tried, without even realizing, I threw my hand straight down and locked my elbow, catching their shin. I may never know how much it hurts to get kicked in the balls, but clearly my ancestors did.

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

we have boob envy lumi

[@GoyBenius_0901]

A man get get tits, sure they're ugly as fuck and you gotta be a big fat bastard or a weird sted-head with gyno to get them but we still CAN have tits, and women can have flat chests and no tits, so that goes either way. We can't have the opposite genitals though which honestly, I don't care for anyway.

[@Finsternis..]

Speak for yourself. I wish I got rid of mine. Alas, I am lazy af.

[@The_K1tten_Earter]

Yeah, Pippa would know about that

[@maksrambe3812]

Also female orgasm envy

[@rwberger6]

If you want to know how bad it feels to get hit there the only overlapping frame of reference I can think to compare it to is like when you get hit directly on the ear really hard on the side of your head. You know how the splitting pain, how you lose your sense of balance, and how it throbs and hurts for hours afterwards? Its like that but between your legs.

[@Fedico7000]

4:00 what... 💀 nahhh, you have no idea.

[@chuylisten4115]

The way she talk about wanted a pp I take so much for granted 😂

[@rowdyxd3422]

OMG WHAT DID I JUST WATCH LMAO

[@TheJum]

They are like long-lost sisters.