Lower Your Expectations By Bo Burnham ~ Lyric Video

(2019 EDIT:GOD FORGIVE ME I KNOW I USED "YOUR" IN THE WRONG CONTEXT I'M SORRY MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST FOR I HAVE SINNED I APOLOGIZED SO LONG AGO BUT NO ONE IS SEEING IT APPARENTLY- I'M SORRY I CAN'T GO BACK IN TIME AND CHANGE THE SPELLING ERROR THE MASS AMOUNT OF COMMENTS I'M GETTING IN ALMOST 2 0 2 0 IS UNIMAGINABLE. I KNOW I CAN'T PLEASE YOU ALL AND I KNOW MY "and I believe these are the most accurate lyrics there can be :P" WAS FALSE ADVERTISING I'M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME. BELIEVE IT OR NOT BUT THE FIRST COMMENT I GOT IN 2018 SAYING THAT I SPELLED YOU'RE WRONG- YEAH, I GOT THE MESSAGE THANKS EVER SINCE THAT DAY 100'S OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TELLING ME THAT I AM A MISTAKE ON THIS EARTH AND THAT I AM A WASTE OF OXYGEN BECAUSE I SPELLED YOU'RE WRONG. THANKS FOR WATCHING, BUT EDITING MY DESCRIPTION TO SAY THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT.) I worked on this for about two days, and I believe these are the most accurate lyrics there can be! :P

[@Dimentio]

Props to jamie v who got me into a Chris Cross video. kzbin.info/www/bejne/mZqXiGCYf65pd7M

[@GnarlyCharlie45]

Dimentio I love you.

[@GnarlyCharlie45]

@Kaylee Cardona right?

[@alushva]

at 9:00 on that vid

[@sangmild387]

CHAOS CHAOS

[@civilwither8904]

are you jevel or dimentio

[@junereishi]

"She's real, but last week...She died." The prince from Snow White: "Sign me up brother"

[@billykhoabillykhoa7844]

How does this comment not have more likes xD

[@ggt47]

Oof. Snowers leave my baby alone.

[@yanniahmoiraponsaran4096]

That part really made me laugh... XD

[@ellify2582]

I named myself that when i have an online school zoom meeting.

[@mina-simp]

Oop-

[@coena9377]

“But she’s real... but last week... she died.” Necrophiles: 👌

[@Illvz10n]

oh-

[@trconqr3930]

Yeah

[@my_username8004]

I-

[@Lulu_the_Enigma]

@DALYLA LUDWIG Both.... Feel both....

[@smthnbatey]

NO-

[@laba1574]

"The kind of guy who gets along with your friends, without being attracted to any of them" "Loves your brother" - Sounds like this guy exists, but he's gay

[@ratboy2]

Yee

[@chaoticmasterpiece]

He's a great lover, calls your mother on the weekend. Damn just do the whole family while you're at it.

[@b4alpha384]

@@chaoticmasterpiece Did you mean: *Harry Potter*

[@user-we4kf5xm5u]

I mean I fit those two statements but I’m taken by my fiancée

[@jaybonn5973]

Accurate. Yes.

[@genericname2593]

"Love can make us suck less" Now mentally he is right but physically is a whole topic by itself

[@shaqyfury1476]

Lmao

[@honolex]

*double meanings are fun*

[@FireWyvern870]

I would add "well.. Debatable"

[@figs-oliomedley]

I was about to scroll away without liking this and then I got the joke XD

[@genericname2593]

@@figs-oliomedley I'm happy you understood my joke

[@thisisfine5453]

I wanted to date a living breathing girl but thanks to Bo I realised I can settle for a corpse instead!

[@talaset6208]

Cheaper than a living girl and talks a lot less.

[@whosins8803]

@@talaset6208 true

[@snowball_from_earth]

@@talaset6208 but it might start to smell a bit... The smell of rotting animals is so incredibly disgusting!

[@aansherina4536]

@@snowball_from_earth Perfumes exists for a reason and that's to hide the smell of rotting corpses

[@snowball_from_earth]

@@aansherina4536 NOTHING can hide that stench! I know that's a joke and I'm sorry for the serious reaction, but even the thought of that smell makes me sick.

[@Kllyec]

i found this by accident “if you want love, lower your expectations a few because Prince Charming would never settle for you” i felt that

[@Anorak00]

I highly recommend going through a lot of the stuff that Bo does he's really good at making you take a look at things introspectively

[@Kllyec]

Anthony LeGrand ya at like 1am i went down a rabbit hole of his stuff and it’s really cool

[@walpol3]

Kelly c 2 of his specials are on Netflix

[@juniorl8879]

Same

[@jiamao2]

xd

[@ghostneko05]

“Who gets along with your friends without being attracted to any o them.” My ex was gay and a lot of my friends are male.😅

[@maximumforce8275]

Big oof there

[@xxlymedisease793]

That’s straight homophobic

[@willtaylor4341]

@@xxlymedisease793 are you kidding?

[@ghostneko05]

GameBoy it’s not homophobic? There’s nothing wrong with being gay. I’m super supportive. So why do you think that’s homophobic?

[@claire_caton]

OoF i feel this. All my friends are Gay guys and ive had five boyfriends my whole life and they all broke up with my because they were gay. ALL FIVE OF THEM.

[@jackie1346]

The perfect guy does exist, he's gay

[@callmeravenlee1972]

YESSSS SCORE!!!!!

[@moonrisehowler1842]

THIS IS TOO TRUE SKSKSK

[@Corviidei]

And his name is Thomas sanders

[@callmeravenlee1972]

Prickly Pear NOOOO HE’S OUT OF MY LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!

[@ellobees9634]

He is the father of ga- wait no thats john laurens..

[@jamievance99]

2:00 that ain't stopping me

[@lucaslopez6489]

necrophilia on a burrito NOOOOO

[@Azreal8008]

Lol, your name makes it seem pretty accurate.

[@SirAwesomePerson]

*Yoshikage Kira has entered the chat*

[@roxanne1403]

Wait a minute... FUc-

[@666dualityangel5]

Necrophilia it's in your name.

[@cameronbzee]

holy god i think its hilarious you made this w/ google slides

[@matthewfuerst6456]

Cameron B Zee yeah I saw the first slide and I was about to laugh my ass

[@jaylynn.-]

All they did was put up the lyrics.

[@Mikiishu]

@@jaylynn.- With Google slides tho

[@katsukibakugou2131]

What's so bad about that?

[@jess1605]

@@Mikiishu so

[@isabellastokes5099]

Me, an aromantic and asexual: *Villainous laughter*

[@pigeonremoval]

Isabella Stokes not all love is romantic or sexual pfft

[@isabellastokes5099]

INYFanimations I know that The song just happens to be based most of the way around that and most comments are about romance (Also I like your Profile picture, it’s cool)

[@awesomeismyname1313]

Mood

[@nutanddash8552]

@@pigeonremoval WTF WHAT? took me my whole entire life to know that

[@alvisthequiescent1307]

YESSS

[@youraunt]

"She's real, but last week, she died." This line screams Sayori from DDLC.

[@keith7272]

😭😭😭😭

[@lordgaroro]

Dammit

[@shioriroy8385]

Nooo Sayoriii 😭😭

[@gundhamtanaka9571]

bitch put a spoiler warning, anything. i wasnt expecting to get spoiled on ddlc on a fucking bo burnham video

[@gltche4840]

@@gundhamtanaka9571 wasn't ddlc released like 4 years ago

[@mrcheesy23]

Okay but are we forgetting the actual sentimental value he passes by us at the end.

[@mrcheesy23]

samantha molina yes of course

[@ericaploof998]

Ikr

[@KChow-nb1pz]

on a scale of 1 to the captions on a lyric video, how useless are we feeling today

[@promethanol4162]

Kee Chow Ong captions on a lyric video

[@charmessick7465]

Kee Chow Ong Full send captions my dude

[@skylark8575]

White crayon

[@amateurlad8712]

Kee Chow Ong a 64 pack of crayola crayons but it's all orange

[@Dale-ct5ru]

The resealable function on an Oreo's package - we all know those suckers are getting eaten in one sitting

[@rickya9206]

"But deep down we know we dont deserve it" and the cadence on "we all deserve love" just hits you right in the feels

[@hod_0053]

Ш

[@rito2276]

Me: is Bisexual I feel very attacked right now

[@madagotthejail7098]

Rita 22 Nobody cares

[@AMATCHALATTE]

@@madagotthejail7098 Well, you took your time to reply "nobody cares" so it looks like _you_ care because you replied.

[@laynaanderson1225]

@@madagotthejail7098 thats rude

[@yolomcswagmuffins6574]

alois trancy to be fair, they’re right

[@laynaanderson1225]

@@yolomcswagmuffins6574 its still rude

[@bransontran2845]

Is that the Spearmint theme on Google Slides?

[@ixbadkarma9243]

yep

[@seeforkat]

it looks good tho

[@ratboy2]

Yes.

[@patience4368]

Shhhhh... No one's supposed to know..

[@theemeralddragonyt9315]

FBI OPEN UP

[@connorplays3668]

You know this is good advice. When you stop looking for perfect and find someone who you love you can learn to accept them for their flaws. I guarantee you a person with no flaws doesn’t exist. But girls/guys with little flaws can improve and are findable. Lower your expectations.

[@2b-coeur]

it really is as they say, "in 10 years you'll both be different people anyway"

[@aegis9374]

Absolutely agree man

[@Stethacanthus]

My approach was to find someone for whom the hard things for me were effortless, and I eventually found someone who felt the same way about me.

[@LowIntSpecimen]

"Love can make us suck less" well i mean it depends

[@Blob69]

*M E G A S U C C*

[@jonahd.536]

@bruh bruh Get out

[@qtyhannah]

I gasped

[@link199100]

Nice

[@naiadelacrimosa5234]

Lmao

[@hellokittyfangorl]

You can’t lower your expectations if they are already the lowest Edit: That’s most amount of likes I’ve ever gotten

[@SpectralLuna6277]

Let me Guess, you look for someone who is a human?

[@hellokittyfangorl]

SpectraLuna no I’ll take an alien

[@bloopbop181]

and they are around my age other than that I’m perfectly fine

[@mildecline2215]

TRUTH!!!!

[@dismantledbrain5910]

@Sarah Glowzinski Hey, I do think you're a piece of shit, but please give me a chance ❤️

[@tiffanypatterson319]

"... I don't want a slob, somebody with bed head, in a dead end job..." What are you talking about Mr.Aizawa Sensei IS perfect!

[@thebuggggg]

"Everyone deserves love~" Me:not mineta *throws a grap at wall*

[@Matthew-gn1lw]

Love this comment

[@sergelegros3871]

He is bb

[@ashnaseth7566]

Get someone who respects you so much they add both Mr and Sensei to your name... but seriously Mr. Aizawa Sensei is PERFECT.

[@lordgaroro]

He belongs to joke sensie

[@Dimentio]

Alright, I guess I didn't see this for the first *year* but, at 0:58 it's supposed to be "You're right" not "Your right." What can I say I was 11. Also it's from Make Happy not what guys XD

[@octoberrust6365]

Tanya Degurechaff it doesn’t really matter

[@zachuza]

feels bad man as a 13 year old i mess up the you're your so much

[@kartoffelwillipeter3067]

@@octoberrust6365 Look into the description. If you claim to have the most accurate lyrics grammer does matter.

[@octoberrust6365]

KartoffelWilli Peter again it really doesn’t matter it’s literally a tiny detail.

[@kartoffelwillipeter3067]

@@octoberrust6365 Not to you but it does to other people

[@anette.a.e8885]

My phone has 2% So I chose to watch this

[@jonahd.536]

You are very wise

[@konaaa420]

Mines at 8

[@Kez444]

MiNeS aT 2l%

[@lana.pat1308]

* salutes you *

[@southeastindependentsocial330]

Always a good decision. *nods*

[@Eric-vj3uo]

"We all deserve love, even in those days when we aren't our best. 'Cause we all suck... But love can make us suck less. " The best sentence I've ever listen about love :v

[@duck3819]

Bo Burnham is a musical legend Change my mind

[@rosshugecaulk]

Im not gonna cuz ur right

[@hutte1751]

Go fuck yourself

[@jackie1346]

Thomas Sanders, but you aren't wrong

[@whosins8803]

Why would I do such thing smh

[@nyx178]

@@noori0202 help, lemme go!

[@danielraja9601]

2:54 that note!! So beautiful!!

[@sorbet.h]

Why did I keep replaying this...

[@oliver297]

"You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not" Best line And he sounds so good singing it too

[@Naharu.]

I dont know why, but l think those kaomojis are adorable.

[@seamussmyth1928]

No u

[@Blob69]

@@seamussmyth1928 no u

[@seamussmyth1928]

@@Blob69 you're firing on all cylinders you are.

[@Blob69]

@@seamussmyth1928 no u you are

[@kingrobee]

(^з^)-☆

[@Visship]

Should I sing in class? Edit Thursday November 5 2020: yeah I completely forgot to update this, I got detention and a note to my mom

[@oliverlass8728]

Yessss do IT

[@Invaderrei]

The Roses Are Dead YES

[@maacreat]

Replace the D word with the word parts and change “is” to are where appropriate. Also if you’re in your teens you can say. It’s the very best thing that I’ve ever seen... i should know i just turned (insert age)

[@maacreat]

Oh and switch the f word to the word screw

[@superioragent1896]

Do it and make a video about it

[@yazz5747]

"Half-good, half-bad half-boy" Midoriya: *sweats in Todoroki*

[@alanhiding1471]

I understood that reference!

[@yazz5747]

@@alanhiding1471 a fellow bnha fan, I see....

[@akilover6603]

*oop-*

[@fyoratlover69]

**sweats in mitsuba sousuke**

[@vion3245]

@@fyoratlover69 Make it ratkasa

[@thatoneperson2604]

Dose he relies he somewhat explained a gay guy and a lesbian girl.

[@levikim8194]

But did he actually?

[@thatoneperson2604]

Levi Kim well maybe not a lesbian girl but definitely a gay guy

[@levikim8194]

@@thatoneperson2604 Okay, I might now see where you can get that

[@magiv4205]

I way thinking the same thing lol

[@sbraypaynt]

r/ bone Apple tea

[@f4irydus7]

2:53 that “love” gives me chills i love it so much omg

[@nicholasbreault6433]

Got to be honest, my favorite part about this video is that it's made with google slides

[@sorbet.h]

Wha-

[@sorbet.h]

Omg

[@tashkawano2672]

“You May think this guy only exists in your mind” Yeah that and anime

[@dedeadam9698]

Found another dumb weeb omg

[@Nobody-yd2fs]

@@dedeadam9698 I did found a Daganronpa fan though ^

[@dedeadam9698]

Hi Im also a danganronpa fan 😏

[@alvin5361]

@@dedeadam9698 why you act like know everything?

[@dedeadam9698]

I dont act like I know everything, I just know she's a weeb.

[@theskeletoninthebasement9688]

Why in the world am I listening to this on Valentine's Day? Because I fell like it would make me feel better about being single

[@elijahleonard7409]

So I'm not the only one

[@theloczek9582]

I mean...your profile pic just says that youre single

[@theskeletoninthebasement9688]

@@theloczek9582 that is the sad truth

[@cosmic-cookies]

The perfect guys and girls exist, they’re fictional.

[@SuperDevolution]

"Just pick a girl and love her, and pray to whatever you believe in that she loves you back." It might not fit the meter, but it's more accurate.

[@protostargaming3972]

So many girls and guys need to see this song. He is speaking about honesty. We can't get the perfect person.

[@kumashock4074]

The girls wants were actually very realistic for normal people. And an example of a good bad boy? Probably Michael Reeves. A good boy but very ornery. All the other stuff was just somebody that’s nice and not emotionally stunted

[@Phoenix-pm2qr]

Data says otherwise. Bumble has shown 80% of women go for the top 15-20% of men... sorry, Prince Charming isn't going to settle for you!

[@roraflora4255]

@@Phoenix-pm2qr My question is, what does "top 15-20% of men" MEAN? Top in... good looks? Income? Top rated among other girls? I'm not unwilling to believe that women are picky, but statistics like that need to be backed up by something quantifiable.

[@dumpling2712]

this was the first bo burnham song i ever listened to. my friend was playing it and i heard the "guess what?" and i thought it would be a normal love song you know, and then he hit me with the whiplash of "your right" i swear to god this man plays me like a damn fiddle

[@saber_tooth_tiger]

I KNOW RIGHT??

[@Dimentio]

1,000 views? Hm. Guess I did my job.

[@crow3723]

7.5k views!!

[@faitha.fraser459]

13k now!

[@cabernator5427]

41k!!

[@kingcola08]

54K

[@savannahyoungin9187]

87k

[@doll.perasite9030]

“Yeah woo that sadness out” Me: *sobs* w-woo Hoo *falls on knees and hugs a pillow*

[@DogsDoDance]

Imma play this at my wedding. I'm not joking, I get married in a couple months and I'll do it.

[@Dimentio]

record it

[@pockystick8630]

YES

[@maya07_11]

OMG YASSS

[@K1RAN.]

How was your wedding?

[@gus7807]

was ur weddin good bestie?

[@krstinad2849]

2:12 all the girls just screamed and I was like LOL but also I just felt attacked at the same time

[@typofrick]

It’s so true tho like some girls be like “I want him to be taller than the Empire State Building” and guys be like “I want her to be the actual prettiest person on earth” and then I come in like “can I have someone that cares about be slightly” and then the universe just be screaming “fuuucc no” all throughout our questions

[@tychowozniaki9269]

You know, same. But I also know that I would have to talk to people I don't know for that to happen and f that.

[@austy_whasty7941]

Taller than the Empire State Building. A Hahahah you might have a problem there not to mention food for something that large.

[@TiffanyRay]

​@@austy_whasty7941 i just want somebody to love me for who i am and doesn't give a shit about what i look like

[@australianword3812]

The fuck are you talking about? I have plenty to choose from! But they do start to stink after a few weeks...

[@aidenv6537]

@@TiffanyRay Sorry but scientifically that's not possible because natural selection. We may be smart but we're still animals.

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

This is unironically a beautiful song with a beautiful message.

[@johndemesa5196]

[Intro] We all want love How many single ladies out there, looking for love tonight? (Wooo!) Yeah, woo that sadness out There's more where that came from Ladies, I know what you want-want-want [Verse 1] You want a guy that's sweet, a guy that's tough A feminist who likes to pay for stuff The kind of guy that gets along with your friends Without being attracted to any of them A good boy, a bad boy; a good bad boy; A half good, half bad, half boy Loves your brothers, sensitive but not weak and Is a great lover, calls your mother on the weekend [Pre-Chorus 1] Now you might think that this guy only exists in your mind Guess what: You're right! [Chorus] If you want love, lower your expectations a few Because Prince Charming would never settle for you~ If you want love, just pick a guy and love him And if he's got a thing for feet, say: "Fuck it, sweep me off 'em" [Interlude] Now the good thing is that at least men have very realistic expectations for women... He said, sarcastically setting up a second verse in a comedy song [Verse 2] You want a girl that's nice, a girl that's not Obsessed with her looks, but is insanely hot The kind of girl that you can show to your folks Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes A real girl, a hot girl; a really hot girl; A brand new, really hot, real doll Wants to impress you, doesn't care if you notice And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with [Pre-Chorus 2] Now you might think that this girl only exists in your mind But she's real, but last week she died [Chorus] If you want love, lower your expectations a lot You might think your dick is a gift, I promise it's not If you want love, just pick a girl and love her Then whip out your dick and let the girl you love decline the offer [Bridge] I don't want a neat freak, I don't want a slob Somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job 'Cause I won't settle for less than perfect We want perfect children, a perfect life A perfect husband or a perfect wife But deep down we know, we don't deserve it But- [Outro] We all deserve love, even on the days when we aren't our best 'Cause we all suck, but love can make us suck less We all deserve love, it's the very best part of being alive And I would know I just turned 25.

[@Sahil-.-]

couldn’t you’ve added just the fking song lyrics

[@moriane.]

@@Sahil-.- The whole video is the lyrics. What are you on about?

[@inthegrass11]

we all just slept on the line "If he has a thing for feet, say 'fuck it; sweep me off them'" didn't we

[@madamemortuus]

'Prince Charming would never settle for you' Dude hit me with the reality stone.

[@yaoi5987]

Jokes on you I have no expectations

[@weesalikesmilktea4829]

"Cos we all suck, but love can make us suck less" are you sure about that

[@sorbet.h]

I laughed my ugly laugh at this

[@emmawolff9222]

Ok but the "love" at 2:50 is ABSOLUTELY *angelic*

[@cherry414]

"You might think your d is a gift but I promise it's not" LMFAO

[@littleluisisconfused6994]

"She's real but last week SHE DIED"

[@yeoldeseawitch]

padme in a nutshell

[@dokidoki6927]

P&Wfan 2004- oh god

[@triangulardeath472]

Half good, half bad, half bad half boy. Todoroki? How did you knowwww? Edit: Holy hetero that's a lot of likes Edit (again): Oh my... 580 likes?? I am... Wow there is a lot of gay confusion happening rn

[@Mikiishu]

HECK YEAH

[@offyourhead]

*inhale* Kirishima loves your brother

[@FailingAtGaming_]

Finally someone else who thought of this--

[@fadingo2175]

OMG SAME

[@driplord3844]

Kiki Waka why is bnha stans everywhere wtf

[@mysterymeme6141]

The fact that this is a powerpoint presentation makes this lyric video 10000 times better

[@marsalenda1660]

Clown: *Uses You’re wrong.* Everyone else: Time to destroy this fool

[@robloxnerd8510]

I ALWAYS COME BACK TO THIS SONG IT NEVER GETS OLD!!!!!!!!!

[@douja7449]

"a half good half bad half boy"

[@ellify2582]

"We all suck, but love can make us suck less." Best line i've heard all day.

[@lfamvs5520]

To be honest, this opens my eyes.

[@lilybreee]

*can't lower your expectations if ya don't have any*

[@nguyenbui3521]

"But deep down we knows we don't deserve" This line haunts me in every situation of life.

[@shannon1315]

“And if he’s into feet say fuck it sweep me off them” ABSOLUTE GENUIS

[@CJCroen1393]

I'm not the only one who loves the way he sings the line "It's the very best part of being alive", right?

[@LucianCorrvinus]

See, here's the issue, perfection of any kind is an illusion....

[@beepus2246]

2:50 AHHH THE NOTES ON LOVE IS SOOOOOO GOOD AHHH

[@morningmoon90]

Bo burnham :how many single ladys looking for love tonight Mom:*texts* why are you wooing so loud

[@sleepybutter9549]

2:10 my mom came in. Good thing I somehow paused it at the right time

[@thehighpriestofpineapples2683]

like half of the comments are anime references.

[@codyallen5201]

"Perfect wife or husband but im not gay..." best thing ive heard ever

[@bluenotebook5486]

...this is scary accurate

[@gustavoluciano3902]

Essssssaaaacccclllleeeeeee

[@ducksydoesstuff2165]

I cant believe ive been watching this video for ages and have just found out youre a homestuck fan. i can never escape

[@Dimentio]

truuuue

[@ducksydoesstuff2165]

@@Dimentio omg the legend themself replies!? wasnt expecting that honestly! recently got into homestuck and no i notice it everywhere 😭

[@Dimentio]

@@ducksydoesstuff2165 ik its like uhh ... a disease XoD i luv homestuck tho its really fun

[@Dimentio]

@@ducksydoesstuff2165 and yeah once you know what homestuck is, it follows you for the rest of your life. not. even. once. :o) XoD

[@ducksydoesstuff2165]

@@Dimentio thats so true honestly, im literally making homestuck references every single day, i cant think of certain words without thinking about them being in homestuck 3XD im not finished with it yet because i only started it like- this year but its a total obssession lmao

[@samiraboudjouk8058]

1:22 Yoosung: **laughs in rika**

[@kuehnerthanyou3409]

Hey if Yoosung could like, lower his expectations to the point of not wanting to bang his cousin, I'd be satisfied with that.

[@owenmc9189]

"A good boy. A bad boy. A good bad boy. A half good,half bad, half boy." -Bo

[@coryfreake9070]

I just want a half boy😔

[@nadluun]

Thank you so much, that was very helpful^^

[@Theentirecircus420]

0:34 the moment I realized I already knew this song without ever having formally listened to it

[@helenherzam]

" feminist who likes to pay for stuff" Me: HA S I M P

[@testerwulf3357]

I picked a guy and loved him..He did the same thing. We both were scared to get into a relationship (he was cheated on and basically raped in his other ones and me? I just had many issues and was scared of it being fake and being used.). He took a chance and asked me out, he was my best friend, I for some reason wanted to try to love him. So I asked him to wait while I thought it through, thought through my feelings and stuff. A week later I asked him out. I'm so glad I opened up to him, I'm glad to have him in my life even if it's not perfect and things go wrong and we hurt each other a bit. Getting through the rocky bits is the worst part, but once through it's smooth sailing with a bit of storms here and there. We are both very committed to each other and I love him so so much! This song sort of helped a little, It helped me just take a chance especially since I loved him back. I knew he wouldn't hurt and use me. And He hasn't. He's perfect in my eyes and that's close enough.

[@megandelamar6194]

“If he’s got a thing for feet say fuck it, sweep me off them.” I remember watching this years ago for the first time and I literally had to pause because I was laughing so fucking hard.

[@isacestend3843]

I just noticed that you made this using slides. I just realized that every single lyric video i’ve seen up until this point was made using google slides. My mind has honestly been blown and i’m now questioning everything. Also, Bo Burnham is literally the best and I love his songs!

[@ameliavetter735]

me: *laughing at the fact that im bi*

[@Sam-nc1fr]

"because prince charming would never settle for you" haha i should know that from experience

[@tristencooper9755]

Lower your expectations Pringles cans will never get bigger

[@laurenhawes7201]

How does this not have more notes

[@klaine8571]

Giggling the whole time Cause damn you're right.

[@SeanzGarage]

"You want a good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy, a half good half bad half boy"... fucking preach bro

[@FlawlessP401]

The "really hot real doll" line is super underrated

[@randomdoesstuff1267]

I'm dead from laughing!

[@ashcrespin3796]

it's been a year sense this comment just thought I'd let you know •-•

[@Blob69]

I'm dead inside from depression

[@yeetyeet8240]

@@Blob69 wow you are quirky and cool

[@Blob69]

@@yeetyeet8240 thanks.

[@yeetyeet8240]

@@Blob69 no problem

[@xXDunceBoyXx]

Bo really said "These punchlines are rated E for everyone"

[@saltypumpkin927]

“uhh...” That one really makes you think

[@boo-_-_]

“You might think your duck is a gift I promise it’s not” notice how only women cheered after that joke.

[@wuftchan8299]

0:10 thing is im pretty sure they all want you Bo XD

[@JorgeHernandez-vh2jp]

YES

[@cassiezeng6356]

When you realise he was talking about the guy’s dog.

[@HaliesH]

I want this to be played at my wedding to piss off the guests.

[@haventpickedanameyet2527]

"Ladies I know what you want, you want a guy-" Me: Wrong already

[@princessaur]

"Yeah, woo that sadness out! There's more where that came from..." Wow. Such foreshadowing for the rest of the special.

[@phenaxdk5857]

The amount of cheers when Bo sang the line "You might think your dick is a gift, i promise its not!" made me smile

[@BA-ue8lh]

Team Phoenix DK Yeah, i noticed. All the frigid b’s who think their pussy is a gift. I promise it’s not... lol

[@nishantray3207]

mathematically, considering that someone watches this video every week and hence the perfect girl dies every week, there are 12887 perfect girls alive at any given moment

[@jennifernavasupportsu]

The description got me dead 😂 thx for the vid still 🥳

[@Cutee-fz4ft]

This…this is beautiful